1 00:00:02,332 --> 00:00:05,471 Wow, Hyde. I can't believe it. Your own set of wheels. 2 00:00:05,555 --> 00:00:08,736 Yep. She is the best thing that ever happened to me. 3 00:00:08,819 --> 00:00:11,833 Oh, except for that one time Kelso swallowed that fishhook. 4 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:15,181 That was pretty cool too. 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,650 Yeah, that was one magic trick I could never get right. 6 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:21,919 All right, Hyde, this car is fine... 7 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:24,849 but, I mean, it's no Vista Cruiser. 8 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:26,857 How many miles you gettin' to the gallon? 9 00:00:26,899 --> 00:00:30,038 - Oh, about 11. - Damn! Okay, fine. 10 00:00:30,122 --> 00:00:33,386 But, you know, the Vista Cruiser can seat eight... 11 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:35,395 nine if someone sits on the stain. 12 00:00:36,776 --> 00:00:38,743 Yeah, okay, Forman, but do you have any idea... 13 00:00:38,785 --> 00:00:41,757 how many chicks I can fit in the flatbed? 14 00:00:41,798 --> 00:00:43,849 Thirty-two. And that's with Big Rhonda. 15 00:00:46,235 --> 00:00:47,951 Damn! 16 00:00:48,034 --> 00:00:50,127 Eww! 17 00:00:54,312 --> 00:00:56,781 Oh, hello. 18 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:58,790 What are you doing back there, Fez? 19 00:00:58,832 --> 00:01:00,841 I... I was... 20 00:01:00,883 --> 00:01:04,231 I was just showing Caroline the back of my new car and my tongue. 21 00:01:05,863 --> 00:01:08,165 Fez, this isn't your car. 22 00:01:08,249 --> 00:01:11,513 Yeah. Foreigners can't drive here unless it's a cab. 23 00:01:14,485 --> 00:01:16,619 Shut up. 24 00:01:16,703 --> 00:01:20,930 Isn't he cute? Fezzie, I told you. You don't have to try and impress me anymore. 25 00:01:21,013 --> 00:01:22,939 I'm your girlfriend now. 26 00:01:23,022 --> 00:01:26,077 I'm sorry, Caroline. From now on, I will be totally honest. 27 00:01:26,161 --> 00:01:28,756 - Good. Now, come on, walk me home. - Ah, yes. 28 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:31,978 And on the way, I can tell you about the time I killed a shark with a coconut. 29 00:01:36,582 --> 00:01:40,684 All right, Kelso, let's go out cruising for hot chicks with self-esteem problems. 30 00:01:42,734 --> 00:01:45,162 Yeah. No, thanks, man. I don't do that stuff anymore. 31 00:01:45,204 --> 00:01:47,547 Shut up and come on. 32 00:01:47,631 --> 00:01:50,058 No, man, I mean it. I've matured. 33 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,867 Hey, Donna, wanna go to the mall? 34 00:01:53,909 --> 00:01:57,424 Rerun from What's Happening is opening up the new Dairy Queen. 35 00:01:58,889 --> 00:02:02,237 Actually, Jackie, as fun as that sounds, um, no. 36 00:02:04,204 --> 00:02:07,845 What? "Hey, hey, hey." 37 00:02:07,929 --> 00:02:10,189 - I'm in. - Okay. 38 00:02:10,273 --> 00:02:12,533 Well, let me get my beret and some Certs with Retsyn. 39 00:02:13,956 --> 00:02:15,881 Cool. 40 00:02:15,964 --> 00:02:19,982 Wait a second. You're too mature to go cruising with me, but you go to the mall with Jackie? 41 00:02:20,066 --> 00:02:22,954 Yeah. It's this new thing we're trying, man. We're friends. 42 00:02:23,037 --> 00:02:27,725 See, I did some reflecting, and I realized that Jackie is the only girl I want to be with. 43 00:02:28,897 --> 00:02:31,826 Today? 44 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:34,212 No, every day. 45 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:38,564 See, we were meant to be together. She just doesn't know it yet. 46 00:02:38,648 --> 00:02:40,992 Yeah, but I have a plan. 47 00:02:41,075 --> 00:02:44,465 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. 48 00:02:44,549 --> 00:02:47,437 See, she wants to be just friends, right? 49 00:02:47,479 --> 00:02:52,124 Okay, so I'll be her friend. But what she doesn't realize is that I'm also a boy. 50 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:59,323 Yeah, and sooner or later, friend is gonna lead down the path to boy. 51 00:02:59,406 --> 00:03:01,876 And then I'll be her friend-boy. 52 00:03:03,257 --> 00:03:05,224 That is a great plan. 53 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,865 - Okay, I'm ready. - Hey. Let's go, friend. 54 00:03:08,949 --> 00:03:10,916 Okay. 55 00:03:13,343 --> 00:03:16,273 That is such a bad plan. 56 00:03:16,356 --> 00:03:18,449 Yeah, but, you know, on the bright side... 57 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:22,467 maybe we'll be there when it all blows up in his face. 58 00:04:02,288 --> 00:04:04,799 Hey, Mrs. Forman. Happy birthday. 59 00:04:06,641 --> 00:04:08,692 Ohh. 60 00:04:09,738 --> 00:04:11,747 I can't believe you remembered. 61 00:04:11,789 --> 00:04:15,053 You are the first person to say anything all day. 62 00:04:19,113 --> 00:04:23,214 And how did you know I needed more flashbulbs? 63 00:04:23,298 --> 00:04:25,223 Thank you. 64 00:04:27,148 --> 00:04:29,366 - So, do you wanna stay for dinner? - Oh, no, thanks. 65 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:31,836 - I'm just gonna grab a sandwich. - A sandwich! 66 00:04:31,919 --> 00:04:35,142 Steven, a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal. 67 00:04:36,607 --> 00:04:39,536 - Oh, well, thanks, Mrs. Forman. - Uh-huh. 68 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:44,349 Hey, Mom, what's for dinner? I'm starving. 69 00:04:44,391 --> 00:04:48,074 - Manwiches. - Again? 70 00:04:48,158 --> 00:04:50,669 Ahh, we just had those. 71 00:04:50,752 --> 00:04:53,682 Kitty, I left my shirt on the bed. It needs to be ironed for tomorrow. 72 00:04:53,766 --> 00:04:56,905 - Okay. - Oh, and, uh... 73 00:04:56,988 --> 00:05:00,755 I know you think I forgot, but I didn't. 74 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:04,940 Oh, Red, I knew you'd remember. 75 00:05:04,982 --> 00:05:08,121 Yep, the check for the plumber is on the dresser. 76 00:05:10,046 --> 00:05:12,013 Oh. 77 00:05:13,352 --> 00:05:15,822 Good. 78 00:05:17,412 --> 00:05:20,049 Um... 79 00:05:20,132 --> 00:05:22,057 is there anything else to eat? 80 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:27,456 Well, you know what, honey? 81 00:05:29,926 --> 00:05:33,106 I don't give a good gosh darn what you eat! 82 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:44,490 Wow, she's really upset. 83 00:05:44,532 --> 00:05:47,922 Yeah. Nice goin'. 84 00:05:49,554 --> 00:05:53,362 See, the boatneck adds dimension to your shoulders. 85 00:05:53,446 --> 00:05:56,418 And the plum color... that really accents your jewel-toned eyes. 86 00:05:59,389 --> 00:06:03,030 Oh, my God. Michael, you just described my perfect outfit. 87 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,081 You are so good at this. 88 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:08,387 Yeah, I have a knack for ensembles. 89 00:06:11,526 --> 00:06:14,581 Hey, Hyde, how goes the cruising for chicks? 90 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:18,641 It was going fine till I hit a patch of ice and almost took out a few of 'em. 91 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:20,650 Big Rhonda cracked my brake light. 92 00:06:25,337 --> 00:06:27,681 Hi. 93 00:06:27,764 --> 00:06:30,485 - Hey. - Have you seen Fez? 94 00:06:30,527 --> 00:06:34,084 Uh, no. He went bowling with his host parents. 95 00:06:34,168 --> 00:06:37,683 Damn him! I'm sorry. 96 00:06:37,725 --> 00:06:40,529 I was just hoping he'd be here so we could study together. 97 00:06:40,613 --> 00:06:42,789 Now I have to walk home alone in the dark. 98 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:45,426 It's scary out there. Somebody ran over Big Rhonda. 99 00:06:48,565 --> 00:06:51,494 - Um, do you want a... - Okay! 100 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,796 Ride? 101 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,270 You know, Michael, I'm really enjoying our time together. 102 00:06:57,312 --> 00:06:59,320 Really? Me too. 103 00:06:59,404 --> 00:07:02,710 Yeah, you know, the makeup, shopping, braiding each other's hair... 104 00:07:02,794 --> 00:07:06,184 - you are like the girlfriend I never had. - Oh. 105 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:10,076 Well, thanks, Jackie. I... Wait. 106 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,085 Girlfriend? 107 00:07:12,169 --> 00:07:14,094 Yeah. I mean, Donna's nice and everything... 108 00:07:14,178 --> 00:07:16,773 but she kinda dresses like a trucker. 109 00:07:26,691 --> 00:07:28,617 The Waltons. 110 00:07:29,788 --> 00:07:32,174 Now, there's a grateful family. 111 00:07:33,597 --> 00:07:35,271 Mmm. 112 00:07:38,117 --> 00:07:40,879 And, boy, did they love their mother. 113 00:07:44,185 --> 00:07:46,613 Oh, great. 114 00:07:46,696 --> 00:07:48,831 I think I've got athlete's foot. 115 00:07:54,481 --> 00:07:56,448 I am... I... I am going to bed. 116 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:04,944 Where'd your mother go? 117 00:08:06,074 --> 00:08:07,999 To bed. 118 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,008 Man, what's wrong with her anyway? 119 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:13,649 Oh, who knows? She's been moody all day. 120 00:08:14,737 --> 00:08:17,039 Let me see the TV Guide. 121 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:19,215 Ahh. Let's see. What day is it? 122 00:08:20,303 --> 00:08:23,651 Ah, it's the 13th. 123 00:08:23,693 --> 00:08:26,748 It seems to me I was supposed to do something on the 13th. 124 00:08:28,297 --> 00:08:30,808 Oh, good Lord! 125 00:08:32,566 --> 00:08:35,119 You forgot your mother's birthday! 126 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:42,485 Oh, no. Dad, this is bad. This is very, very bad. 127 00:08:42,568 --> 00:08:45,623 All right. Don't start gettin' all twitchy. 128 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,227 Now, we gotta think. 129 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,375 Let's watch CHiPs and think. 130 00:09:02,573 --> 00:09:05,419 So, Fez is really nice, huh? 131 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:08,391 - Yeah, Fez is a good guy. - Yeah. 132 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:12,199 You know, sometimes, when I'm trying to sleep at night... 133 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:15,547 I think about how much it would hurt if he ever left me. 134 00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:17,598 And then I say, "Fez would never leave me." 135 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,281 But then I say, "We've only been going out for a short time. Maybe he would leave me." 136 00:09:23,415 --> 00:09:27,349 So then, I hold my breath until my lungs are about to explode... 137 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:30,363 because that's how much I think it would hurt if he ever did leave me. 138 00:09:37,017 --> 00:09:39,696 And then, when I regain consciousness... 139 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,216 I start breathing again, and everything's fine. 140 00:09:44,299 --> 00:09:46,517 Oops. There's my house. Thanks! Bye! 141 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,414 See ya. 142 00:09:56,980 --> 00:10:00,287 Happy birthday! 143 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,225 Oh, you remembered? 144 00:10:05,309 --> 00:10:09,243 Well, of course we remembered, honey. 145 00:10:09,327 --> 00:10:12,717 We just figured that we'd wait till there was only 15 minutes left in the day... 146 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,725 and you were good and mad... 147 00:10:14,809 --> 00:10:18,408 and then we'd sneak up here and surprise the hell out of you. 148 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,919 Wow, what a good plan. 149 00:10:21,003 --> 00:10:24,016 'Cause I was awfully mad. 150 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:27,072 Yeah. We really had you going. 151 00:10:28,746 --> 00:10:30,755 Here, Mom. Open this one first. 152 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,349 - It's from me. - Well, thank you, honey. 153 00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:42,431 Oh, a map of Wisconsin. 154 00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:46,909 Oh, well, thank you. 155 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:50,801 And, Mom, I got you these balloons too. 156 00:10:53,564 --> 00:10:57,121 "Knock out the knock-knocks at Schiffy's Gas-N-Go." 157 00:10:58,209 --> 00:11:00,176 Huh. 158 00:11:00,218 --> 00:11:02,227 Wait, Kitty, there's more! 159 00:11:16,791 --> 00:11:18,716 A funnel. 160 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:22,106 'Cause I know how much you like to pour things. 161 00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:30,477 Well, um, either these gifts are really thoughtful... 162 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:34,327 or you bought a bunch of crap at the gas station! 163 00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:38,596 - What? - Oh, admit it, Red Forman. You forgot my birthday. 164 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,940 Quick, Dad, give her the lighter. 165 00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:46,715 Look, Kitty, I'm sorry. 166 00:11:46,757 --> 00:11:48,724 But it's just... 167 00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:52,784 Well, marking the calendar is your responsibility. 168 00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:55,295 Oh. 169 00:11:55,337 --> 00:11:58,266 Dad, no. 170 00:12:09,587 --> 00:12:12,098 Ah, good morning, sunshine. 171 00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:14,400 So, what's for breakfast? 172 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,409 A funnel. 173 00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,301 Ow. 174 00:12:22,184 --> 00:12:25,114 What the heck makes Jackie think I'm her girlfriend? 175 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,006 All I did was pick out a few of her outfits... 176 00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:31,727 paint her nails and give her a facial. 177 00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:34,740 Gee, I don't know, Denise. 178 00:12:36,037 --> 00:12:37,962 Um, guys, can we go inside? 179 00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:40,473 I'm freezing my choo-choos off. 180 00:12:40,557 --> 00:12:44,031 No way. I'm not going in there. 181 00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:46,082 I forgot my mom's birthday. 182 00:12:46,123 --> 00:12:50,016 Really? 'Cause I remembered your mom's birthday. 183 00:12:50,099 --> 00:12:53,782 - If you remembered, why didn't you tell me? - How would that be funny? 184 00:12:57,507 --> 00:13:00,144 I don't ever have to worry about forgetting Caroline's birthday. 185 00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:03,199 She wrote it on my arm with permanent marker. 186 00:13:04,622 --> 00:13:08,012 - Isn't she sweet? - More like psycho. 187 00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:10,607 What are you doing calling my girlfriend psycho? 188 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,118 I'm sorry, Fez, did I say psycho? 189 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:16,591 I meant nut bag, head case, wackadoo. 190 00:13:16,675 --> 00:13:19,354 She chokes herself, man. 191 00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:23,413 Well, Hyde, maybe... maybe you should... 192 00:13:23,497 --> 00:13:26,092 maybe you should choke yourself! 193 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,482 Good day. 194 00:13:29,565 --> 00:13:31,616 - Fez... - I said good day! 195 00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:37,768 Man, what fun is it being a girlfriend... 196 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:40,279 if you don't even have your own boobs to play with? 197 00:13:48,859 --> 00:13:51,370 So what, Kelso? So you're her girlfriend. 198 00:13:51,412 --> 00:13:54,509 What could possibly be so bad about that? 199 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:57,564 I-I'll tell you what could be so bad. 200 00:13:57,648 --> 00:14:01,373 Oh, Michael, this is the happiest day of my life. 201 00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:15,644 Thank you so much for being my maid of honor. 202 00:14:15,728 --> 00:14:18,281 That's what girlfriends do. 203 00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:20,331 I'm just honored you asked me. 204 00:14:24,893 --> 00:14:26,860 Yeah, but... 205 00:14:26,902 --> 00:14:30,292 you know, on the flip side, try to think about your life without Jackie at all. 206 00:14:57,621 --> 00:15:00,509 Wow. That's even worse. 207 00:15:02,308 --> 00:15:05,573 Hey, girlfriends sometimes make out together, right? 208 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:12,771 Yeah, usually right after long, sweaty pillow fights. 209 00:15:12,855 --> 00:15:15,575 Yeah, man, it happens all the time. 210 00:15:15,659 --> 00:15:18,421 All right! 211 00:15:23,318 --> 00:15:25,703 Hey, Mrs. Forman. 212 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:29,805 - Is Eric home? - Eric? 213 00:15:29,889 --> 00:15:33,823 Oh, you mean my son, the map giver. 214 00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:36,041 I don't know, and I don't care. 215 00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:41,356 - Mrs. Forman, are you okay? - Oh, I am just freakin' fine! 216 00:15:44,997 --> 00:15:47,717 What happened? 217 00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:50,354 Well, you know I love my family. 218 00:15:50,396 --> 00:15:55,041 It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over. 219 00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:58,766 They forgot my birthday. 220 00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:01,319 I'm gonna go kick Eric's ass right now! 221 00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:04,123 No. I mean, it's one thing when they don't notice... 222 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:06,885 when I get my hair done differently... which they don't... 223 00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:10,234 but this is my birthday. 224 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,326 Oh, I don't know. Maybe I expect too much. 225 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:15,339 No, Mrs. Forman, you have every right to be mad. 226 00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:19,064 In fact, you should be madder. You're, like, the best mom in the world. 227 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:21,492 Yeah! 228 00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:23,500 Thank you, Donna. 229 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:26,597 I just wish my own family would say that once in a while. 230 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,963 Oh, sweetie, that's not your breakfast, is it? 231 00:16:35,051 --> 00:16:39,237 - Yeah. - Oh. 232 00:16:39,278 --> 00:16:42,459 Why don't you just let me make you some nice waffles instead? 233 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,594 Oh, cool. I love frozen waffles. 234 00:16:44,635 --> 00:16:48,193 Oh, honey. No, no, no, no. 235 00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:50,704 I make my waffles from scratch. 236 00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:54,638 Those bastards! 237 00:16:58,028 --> 00:16:59,995 Now, would you look at her boobs? 238 00:17:00,037 --> 00:17:02,004 I am. 239 00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:06,022 And it's... it's disgusting. 240 00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:09,956 I mean, what is she thinking, packing in those sweet melons like that? 241 00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:13,262 I can't even look away. 242 00:17:15,396 --> 00:17:18,786 You know, Michael, I have to say, I'm really enjoying our new friendship together. 243 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:21,297 - I love spending time with you. - Me too. 244 00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:23,892 Do you wanna go to your house and have a nice, sweaty pillow fight? 245 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,901 Okay. 246 00:17:34,355 --> 00:17:37,368 - Hello, Caroline. - Oh, hi, Fez. 247 00:17:37,452 --> 00:17:40,005 So, hey, listen, just, uh... just curious... 248 00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:42,014 um... 249 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,864 do you sometimes choke yourself? 250 00:17:45,906 --> 00:17:51,012 Yeah. But I only do it because I love you more than anything in the world. 251 00:17:52,561 --> 00:17:54,653 Okay, I'm good with that. 252 00:17:54,737 --> 00:17:56,746 I'll get you a soda, lover. 253 00:17:56,829 --> 00:17:58,922 Don't forget to breathe while I'm gone. 254 00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:04,823 Hey, so how's it going with "Mental Mary"? 255 00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:08,339 I owe you an apology, Hyde. 256 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,724 She is crazy. 257 00:18:10,808 --> 00:18:13,026 But she's crazy for me. 258 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,423 Yeah. Oh! Here she comes. 259 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,344 Oh, my God. She didn't even look at us. 260 00:18:47,428 --> 00:18:50,567 I don't think I've ever seen Mom so mad. Have you? 261 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,329 - Not since she stopped drinking. - What? 262 00:18:56,049 --> 00:18:58,100 Nothing. 263 00:18:58,184 --> 00:19:01,950 Look, obviously your mother's very upset about something. 264 00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:05,047 And desperate times call for desperate measures. 265 00:19:05,131 --> 00:19:07,098 For the last 10 years... 266 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,819 she's been asking us to do something... 267 00:19:09,902 --> 00:19:12,539 and every time we say no. 268 00:19:12,623 --> 00:19:16,682 Because what she wants is the most horrible thing in the world. 269 00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:21,495 I won't do it. 270 00:19:23,044 --> 00:19:25,220 Oh, you will do it. 271 00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:28,987 And you will like it! 272 00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:32,209 Need a partner Turn the partner by the right hand round 273 00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:39,408 I can't believe we're finally square dancing. 274 00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:42,254 Oh, this is so much fun. 275 00:19:51,503 --> 00:19:53,805 It looks like "Hee-Haw" puked in here. 276 00:19:54,851 --> 00:19:57,111 Come on, honey, let's dance. 277 00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:02,552 Oh, my God. This is awful. 278 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,230 She made me waffles. Now promenade, you son of a bitch! 279 00:20:09,331 --> 00:20:11,006 Bow to your partner corners, all 280 00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:12,847 Circle to the left go around that hall 281 00:20:12,889 --> 00:20:14,730 Circle to the left all around you go 282 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,446 When you're there and then 283 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:18,246 Do an allemande left with the corner maid 284 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:20,255 Do-si-do with a partner there 285 00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:22,096 Then start by the left in the middle 286 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,235 Go all the way around and then pick up your partner with an arm around 287 00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:27,621 Start a promenade and go around that town 288 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,132 Then when you're there, ladies you backtrack 289 00:20:30,215 --> 00:20:31,764 Go the other way around 290 00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:34,149 Meet a partner Turn the partner by the right hand round 291 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,200 And back to the corner for an allemande left 292 00:20:36,284 --> 00:20:38,293 Buck right in for right and left grand 293 00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:40,846 Whoo-hee 294 00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:46,789 So, Mom, we found this present we just had to get you. 295 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,965 So, happy birthday. 296 00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:53,234 Ohh. I thought square dance night was my present. 297 00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:57,586 It is. But we really messed up this year. 298 00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,474 - Well, we're sorry. - Ohh. 299 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,012 "World's Darn Tootin'est Mom." 300 00:21:11,648 --> 00:21:13,615 Do you really think so? 301 00:21:13,657 --> 00:21:15,583 You're darn tootin'. 302 00:21:20,981 --> 00:21:23,534 Okay. Well... 303 00:21:23,618 --> 00:21:25,794 I think I've had enough do-si-dos for one night. 304 00:21:25,878 --> 00:21:29,770 So, what do you say we all go home and have hot fudge sundaes? 305 00:21:29,854 --> 00:21:31,654 - Oh, yes. - Thank God. 306 00:21:31,737 --> 00:21:34,081 Bastards. 307 00:21:38,078 --> 00:21:39,835 - Valentine's Day. - Check. 308 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,021 - Anniversary. - Check. 309 00:21:44,063 --> 00:21:46,574 - Mother's Day. - Check. 310 00:21:46,657 --> 00:21:49,420 Well, I think we got 'em all. 311 00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:52,977 Uh, Dad, we forgot her birthday again. 312 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:56,534 Damn it, Eric, pay attention! 313 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,510 Valentine's Day. 314 00:22:00,594 --> 00:22:02,770 Check. 315 00:22:02,812 --> 00:22:06,118 - Anniversary. - Check. 316 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,127 - Mother's Day. - Check.