1 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:10,941 Oh, my first X-rated movie. 2 00:00:13,198 --> 00:00:16,709 I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever. 3 00:00:18,882 --> 00:00:22,727 Yeah, I'll say. There's at least nine boobs in this shot alone. 4 00:00:22,811 --> 00:00:26,656 Guys, I feel bad. I mean, Jackie finally takes me back... 5 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:30,794 and I reward her by sneaking off to see some trashy porno babes. 6 00:00:30,878 --> 00:00:33,427 Oh, wow! 7 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:36,311 That seems like it would tickle. 8 00:00:36,395 --> 00:00:40,365 Oh, nothing's going to happen in this scene. It's just two ladies. 9 00:00:46,551 --> 00:00:49,101 Oh, bravo, nice plot twist. 10 00:00:51,316 --> 00:00:53,614 All right, guys, I gotta go. 11 00:00:53,698 --> 00:00:55,955 I don't think Jackie would like me being here. 12 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:58,588 And you should pick up your dress on the way out. 13 00:01:03,144 --> 00:01:05,693 Oh, wow! 14 00:01:05,777 --> 00:01:08,201 Does everyone do that? 15 00:01:08,243 --> 00:01:12,005 Because I don't do that. 16 00:01:12,088 --> 00:01:15,181 I just stick to two or three key moves and... 17 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,235 God, they don't even come close to that. 18 00:01:20,322 --> 00:01:22,370 Oh, Eric, I have not done anything... 19 00:01:22,454 --> 00:01:26,549 but even I, had I done anything, would have already done that. 20 00:02:02,598 --> 00:02:05,775 Jackie, you know I love you... 21 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:08,324 and you know how much I've changed, right? 22 00:02:08,408 --> 00:02:11,250 Yeah? 23 00:02:11,334 --> 00:02:14,218 Oh, what'd you do? 24 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,266 I went to a stag film. 25 00:02:16,349 --> 00:02:19,400 But then it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. 26 00:02:19,484 --> 00:02:23,705 It was just naked people having sex. 27 00:02:23,789 --> 00:02:26,255 Go ahead and punish me. 28 00:02:26,296 --> 00:02:29,222 No, Michael, I'm not gonna punish you. 29 00:02:29,264 --> 00:02:31,772 You were honest with me, and honesty should be rewarded. 30 00:02:32,942 --> 00:02:36,035 Wow. I'm not in trouble and I get a reward? 31 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:40,925 Is it a cash reward? 32 00:02:41,009 --> 00:02:44,770 No, Michael, the reward is feeling better about yourself. 33 00:02:44,812 --> 00:02:46,735 Oh. 34 00:02:50,162 --> 00:02:53,046 Mmm, smells good. Whatcha making? 35 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,386 Oh, a little lemon meringue and pot roast... 36 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:58,187 and my sister Paula is coming and seven-layer salad. 37 00:02:58,270 --> 00:03:02,366 Ahh. Seven-lay... Hey, wait a second. 38 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,835 Red, now please, be nice. We haven't seen her in almost six years. 39 00:03:05,877 --> 00:03:10,558 - Yeah, not since she got arrested. - No, not arrested, detained. 40 00:03:12,272 --> 00:03:16,535 She showed up in the backseat of a police car with lights flashing. 41 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:21,091 I had to tell the neighbors that she was the mayor of Cincinnati. 42 00:03:21,174 --> 00:03:23,640 Oh, there she is. 43 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:27,444 You wait. She's gonna hit me up for money like she always does. 44 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:45,165 That's gonna cost me. 45 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:54,611 - Oh, my God! - Kitty! 46 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:56,617 Oh, my God! Look at you! 47 00:03:56,701 --> 00:03:59,501 I know, I know, I'm fabulous. 48 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:05,687 - Look, huh, at me. - Oh, my God. 49 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:08,362 You're wearing stockings. Red, she's wearing stockings. 50 00:04:08,403 --> 00:04:12,165 Oh, oh, and matching shoes! 51 00:04:12,249 --> 00:04:16,930 Oh, come on, Red. I know you're dying for a nibble. 52 00:04:17,013 --> 00:04:20,482 Paula, you're so pink. 53 00:04:20,566 --> 00:04:26,292 Oh, well, sure, sure. I gotta match my brand-new car. 54 00:04:26,376 --> 00:04:28,298 Go ahead, pet her. 55 00:04:30,555 --> 00:04:33,773 Well, ooh, ooh, I wanna pet her too. 56 00:04:36,156 --> 00:04:38,120 Why did you paint it with Pepto-Bismol? 57 00:04:40,168 --> 00:04:44,348 It's not Pepto-Bismol. It's Luscious Blushes. 58 00:04:44,431 --> 00:04:49,112 And only the top Kathy May salesperson gets one of these babies. 59 00:04:49,196 --> 00:04:51,328 So you stole it from her? 60 00:04:51,369 --> 00:04:55,591 I have all the money that I owe you. Here it is. 61 00:04:55,674 --> 00:05:00,063 Oh, my God. You have cash. Red, she has cash. 62 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:05,998 Honey, Red, Red, Red, really, you don't have to count it. 63 00:05:06,082 --> 00:05:08,924 Oh, well, of course. You're family. 64 00:05:09,007 --> 00:05:12,727 Oh, honey, honey, honey! 65 00:05:12,769 --> 00:05:16,990 Honesty's cool, man. It's like I can do anything wrong... 66 00:05:17,074 --> 00:05:20,334 and then ask for forgiveness, and then I'm good again. 67 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:22,758 I mean, someone should invent a religion like that. 68 00:05:24,513 --> 00:05:28,024 Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie... 69 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:32,120 were not completely... average? 70 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,927 Like, you know, they were way, way... 71 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:38,933 above average? 72 00:05:40,521 --> 00:05:44,492 Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. 73 00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:49,215 You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality. 74 00:05:51,179 --> 00:05:54,690 What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. 75 00:05:54,774 --> 00:05:57,992 In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny. 76 00:05:59,873 --> 00:06:03,342 See now, Fez, that's not honest. 77 00:06:03,425 --> 00:06:07,312 I mean, we all know you're small in the pants. 78 00:06:07,396 --> 00:06:11,408 What I'm saying is, is from here on in, I'm only telling the truth. 79 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:14,668 In fact, I'm gonna come clean to Jackie about everything. 80 00:06:16,382 --> 00:06:20,562 Fine. You want honesty? I'll give you honesty. 81 00:06:20,645 --> 00:06:23,027 We are all small in the pants. 82 00:06:26,329 --> 00:06:30,718 Kelso, this might be your best idea ever. You know what? 83 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:35,232 You should make a list of all the lies you've ever told to Jackie, and I'll help you. 84 00:06:35,315 --> 00:06:38,701 'Cause all's I really want is for you to be happy. 85 00:06:38,784 --> 00:06:41,250 Hey, you guys, honestly... 86 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:45,514 you don't think Donna's, you know, bored, right? 87 00:06:45,555 --> 00:06:49,024 'Cause those guys in the movie, they didn't do the same move twice. 88 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:51,950 And I've done the same move, like... 89 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:53,956 always. 90 00:06:55,294 --> 00:06:57,885 I'll bet they go to a special school or something. 91 00:06:57,927 --> 00:06:59,933 I mean, they're like doctors at doing it. 92 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:03,402 Eric, dinner. 93 00:07:03,444 --> 00:07:07,540 Oh, no. Now I have to act normal. 94 00:07:10,466 --> 00:07:12,430 But I get to eat, yeah! 95 00:07:23,798 --> 00:07:26,515 - Aunt Paula, you look great. - Oh. 96 00:07:26,599 --> 00:07:29,190 And so pink. 97 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,196 Oh, Eric, you're so cute. 98 00:07:31,238 --> 00:07:34,247 Here's 20 bucks. 99 00:07:34,331 --> 00:07:36,504 Aunt Paula is awesome! 100 00:07:38,552 --> 00:07:41,854 So, Paula, tell me more about the ship captain. 101 00:07:41,938 --> 00:07:44,028 Oh, that was just a fling, you know. 102 00:07:44,111 --> 00:07:46,661 Didn't you have a fiancé the last time we saw you? 103 00:07:46,744 --> 00:07:50,255 Red, now there is no reason to rehash ancient history, is there? 104 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:55,521 No, it's okay. It turned out he lived on some sort of commune... 105 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,695 where everyone called him God. 106 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,119 And there were... there were guns. 107 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:04,925 And I really could never figure out why God would need a gun. 108 00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:08,436 But there were some fun parties. Whoo! 109 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:18,676 That's hilarious! 110 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:23,232 Life has gotten so much better since I moved to Indianapolis. 111 00:08:23,316 --> 00:08:27,161 I mean, things move so much faster in the big city. 112 00:08:27,203 --> 00:08:29,710 One day you're wondering if you'll ever find happiness... 113 00:08:29,752 --> 00:08:34,475 and the next, you're waving the starting flag at the Indy 500. 114 00:08:36,565 --> 00:08:39,490 - You waved the Indy flag? - Mm-hmm. 115 00:08:39,574 --> 00:08:43,294 Oh, God, you're the coolest. 116 00:08:43,377 --> 00:08:47,599 Mom, how funny is it that while Aunt Paula was at Indy... 117 00:08:47,682 --> 00:08:50,901 you were probably at, like, Price Mart. 118 00:08:56,501 --> 00:09:01,057 Ooh, ooh, ooh, who wants pie? It's meringue. 119 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:05,989 Well, enough about me. Kitty, dear, what have you been up to? 120 00:09:06,073 --> 00:09:08,413 Well, you know, it's funny you should ask... 121 00:09:08,497 --> 00:09:11,088 because we have been super, super busy. 122 00:09:11,172 --> 00:09:14,682 Oh, no, she quit her job. She's not up to anything. It's kind of boring. 123 00:09:14,766 --> 00:09:19,489 So, did you meet Dick Trickle? 124 00:09:19,573 --> 00:09:21,662 Eric! 125 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:30,189 What? He's a race car driver. 126 00:09:30,272 --> 00:09:33,658 His name is Dick Trickle. 127 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:37,503 Oh, my God, listen to my voice! I'm so loud! 128 00:09:46,782 --> 00:09:52,090 Oh, well, will you look at this? Here's me, captain of the cheerleaders. 129 00:09:52,131 --> 00:09:55,893 "Most likely to succeed." "Best laugh." 130 00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:01,494 Oh, here's Paula. 131 00:10:02,664 --> 00:10:04,587 What's that on her cheek? 132 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:08,306 Oh, she had a little sledding accident with her face that year. 133 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:11,399 - Typical. - I know. 134 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,621 Things were so different then. 135 00:10:19,717 --> 00:10:22,935 Kitty, oh! You so deserve this. You're the best. 136 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:25,986 Oh, aren't you sweet? 137 00:10:28,745 --> 00:10:31,210 Boy, oh, boy, Chet sure is lucky. 138 00:10:31,294 --> 00:10:33,300 He's got the keenest girl in school. 139 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:35,683 Oh, stop! 140 00:10:35,766 --> 00:10:38,608 - Congratulations, Kitty. - Thanks, Paula. 141 00:10:38,692 --> 00:10:40,740 I knew you'd win. You always do. 142 00:10:40,782 --> 00:10:44,209 - No, not always. - Well, I want a kiss from the queen. 143 00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:49,350 Well, Chet, you have been an awfully loyal subject. 144 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:52,317 You guys, I'd like you to meet my date, Marvin. 145 00:10:53,989 --> 00:10:57,918 Marvin? Sweetie? Sweetie? 146 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:01,053 Okay. 147 00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:03,519 Okay. 148 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,553 And now, I'm a housewife... 149 00:11:14,594 --> 00:11:19,359 and she goes on cruises with Dick Trickle. 150 00:11:20,529 --> 00:11:23,246 You don't know what she's not telling you. 151 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:25,837 I mean, just because she's more successful than you... 152 00:11:25,921 --> 00:11:28,053 doesn't mean that she's happy. 153 00:11:30,811 --> 00:11:33,277 More successful? 154 00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:36,328 Well, it's just that she has so many... 155 00:11:37,624 --> 00:11:41,176 And she's... she's very... 156 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:44,269 Look, money. 157 00:11:48,825 --> 00:11:51,876 I love it when you do that. 158 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,133 Good to know. Good to know. 159 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:58,355 And how about when I do this? 160 00:12:05,836 --> 00:12:08,469 Geez, Eric, what the hell? 161 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:11,186 Okay, okay, I'll just go back up to the ear. 162 00:12:11,228 --> 00:12:13,861 Get away from me, you pig! 163 00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:16,034 Where are my pants? 164 00:12:16,076 --> 00:12:20,882 Wait. Wait, it was an accident. 165 00:12:20,924 --> 00:12:22,972 Look, I have a feather. 166 00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:33,672 He did? 167 00:12:33,756 --> 00:12:35,678 What the heck for? 168 00:12:35,762 --> 00:12:37,684 I don't know. 169 00:12:39,314 --> 00:12:43,285 In like what universe is that sexy? 170 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:48,008 Only one... the skinny, pervert universe. 171 00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:52,814 It was just so strange. 172 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:56,033 I mean, usually he just sticks to, like, two or three key moves. 173 00:12:58,164 --> 00:13:00,881 You know, I bet it's because of that nudie flick they saw yesterday. 174 00:13:02,762 --> 00:13:04,684 They went to an X-rated movie? 175 00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:07,109 Didn't Eric tell you? 176 00:13:07,192 --> 00:13:08,989 No. 177 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,509 God, why would Eric go see something like that? 178 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:17,683 I mean, is our sex life so boring... 179 00:13:17,725 --> 00:13:21,235 that he has to sneak around and watch other people do it? 180 00:13:21,319 --> 00:13:24,119 Donna, of course it is. 181 00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:26,961 It's okay. 182 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:39,500 So, um, what's going on here? 183 00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:44,390 Packing a picnic lunch for your next African safari? 184 00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:48,277 No, I thought I'd make my strudel for the boys. 185 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:52,122 It feels nice having people to cook for. 186 00:13:53,335 --> 00:13:55,424 Huh. 187 00:13:55,508 --> 00:13:57,849 Well, um... 188 00:13:57,932 --> 00:13:59,855 Sounds like your, uh... 189 00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:02,655 jet-set life gets pretty lonely, huh? 190 00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:05,330 - Oh, no, I have lots of friends. - Oh, right, right. 191 00:14:05,372 --> 00:14:08,339 But, um, all the friends in the world... 192 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:12,519 don't make up for having to come home from the Bahamas to an empty house, do they? 193 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,030 I actually enjoy my privacy. 194 00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:19,123 Hmm, privacy. 195 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:23,051 Loneliness. It's a fine line, isn't it? 196 00:14:23,093 --> 00:14:25,977 Okay, Kitty, is something wrong? 197 00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:29,404 Yeah, something is wrong. Why are you here? 198 00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:31,536 Because I missed you. 199 00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:35,841 And I wanted you to see that I'm finally okay. 200 00:14:35,924 --> 00:14:38,558 Okay or better than me? 201 00:14:38,641 --> 00:14:42,403 Better than you? Oh, Kitty, you're my sister and... 202 00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:47,627 Fine. I'm finally a success, and I wanted to come back and rub your face in it. 203 00:14:47,711 --> 00:14:50,469 And I did, and I liked it! 204 00:14:59,288 --> 00:15:02,214 Well, good for you. 205 00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:07,020 It must have been hard living in my shadow, because I was popular and you weren't. 206 00:15:07,062 --> 00:15:10,531 And I had a life and you didn't. That's right. I said it. 207 00:15:10,573 --> 00:15:14,335 You heard me. You were a schlub. A schlub! 208 00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:24,742 Oh, I am so sorry. 209 00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:27,291 Oh, I'm sorry too. 210 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:30,928 Oh, I just... I don't know what is the matter with me. 211 00:15:30,969 --> 00:15:33,519 - I know. - I should be just thrilled... 212 00:15:33,603 --> 00:15:36,194 that you're finally on your feet, and instead, I'm just... 213 00:15:36,277 --> 00:15:38,743 I'm acting like a jealous little ninny. 214 00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:42,421 Kitty, would you like a makeover? 215 00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:45,807 Oh, I really would. 216 00:15:45,849 --> 00:15:47,646 Okay. 217 00:15:47,688 --> 00:15:50,990 I-I won't look like a whore, will I? 218 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,838 No, no, I promise. 219 00:15:56,047 --> 00:15:58,053 Okay, Jackie. 220 00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:02,734 There are some things I haven't been honest about that I feel like you should know. 221 00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:05,200 Okay. 222 00:16:05,242 --> 00:16:07,708 Why are they here? 223 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:11,595 Well, Hyde helpfully pointed out that it's not really honesty... 224 00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:14,562 unless your friends are allowed to watch. 225 00:16:19,118 --> 00:16:21,291 So, anyway, I made a list. 226 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,799 The list was my idea. 227 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,889 Thank you for that, Hyde. 228 00:16:25,973 --> 00:16:28,606 Okay, so let's just get started. 229 00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:31,824 Um, that picture you saw of me in kindergarten? 230 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:35,669 Those weren't puffy pants. It was a big boy diaper. 231 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:43,276 And that time you came out of the shower, and you thought you saw a flash? 232 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,282 I did take your picture. 233 00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:52,095 This one time you asked me if you had anything in your teeth? 234 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,480 And you did, but I said no, 'cause it's funnier that way. 235 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,470 When we were about to fool around, and I said that I washed my hands? 236 00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:08,855 But really I just got done playing with like six dogs. 237 00:17:16,462 --> 00:17:19,387 - But that's not as bad... - All right, Michael, stop! 238 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:23,860 Okay, Michael, I think we need to work on selective honesty. 239 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,033 Yes, that and basic hygiene. 240 00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:33,305 Seriously, good God, man. 241 00:17:33,347 --> 00:17:35,312 Okay, Michael... 242 00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:39,993 unless one of your secrets involves kissing a girl, I don't need to know about it. 243 00:17:41,372 --> 00:17:43,295 Okay. All right. 244 00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:47,391 Oh, science fact. Dogs are cleaner than humans. 245 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,579 Oh, you poor pink bastard. 246 00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:02,145 Well, well! 247 00:18:02,228 --> 00:18:04,610 What have we here? 248 00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:11,340 All right. I got 20 minutes till my wife comes back... 249 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,346 so, uh, pucker up. 250 00:18:17,484 --> 00:18:19,949 Okay, you two lovebirds. 251 00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:21,956 I'm off. 252 00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:24,171 Oh, bye-bye, Red. Oh! 253 00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:26,762 Oh, Paula, thank you so much. 254 00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:28,936 Oh, oh, Kitty. 255 00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:31,025 What are sisters for, huh? 256 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,324 I'll talk to you in a couple of days. 257 00:18:33,366 --> 00:18:35,456 And you remember what I said. 258 00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:41,098 Oui, oui, ma soeur. 259 00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:54,264 So what's with all the French? 260 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:58,276 - Did she call me something? - No. 261 00:18:58,318 --> 00:19:02,038 She said, "Search for life to live life," which is my new motto. 262 00:19:02,121 --> 00:19:04,044 Paula made me see that I have been in a rut. 263 00:19:04,128 --> 00:19:08,516 But the good news is, from now on, I am just going to explore life. 264 00:19:09,728 --> 00:19:11,651 But you're... 265 00:19:14,117 --> 00:19:19,299 You're all pretty now with your big red lips. Isn't that enough? 266 00:19:19,383 --> 00:19:22,601 Oh, I love you, Red Forman. 267 00:19:22,685 --> 00:19:24,607 And no. 268 00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:31,211 All right, fine. But if you paint my car pink, it's over. 269 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:43,248 Oh, hey, I was just looking at... Hey! 270 00:19:44,335 --> 00:19:48,556 Okay, where did you get the idea to... 271 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,160 do what you did? 272 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:58,086 I went to see this movie... 273 00:19:58,128 --> 00:20:00,677 and it was a... 274 00:20:00,761 --> 00:20:02,809 Well, I guess you could call it an art film. 275 00:20:02,892 --> 00:20:06,821 - Eric! - Okay, fine, Donna. It was an X-rated film. 276 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,956 And it just... There were all these people... 277 00:20:09,998 --> 00:20:12,840 and they were doing all these things that we've never done. 278 00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:18,231 And it seemed like they really enjoyed doing this one thing especially. 279 00:20:18,315 --> 00:20:23,832 And I just thought, you know, who would enjoy doing that one thing especially? 280 00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:26,005 My lady. 281 00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:29,600 Eric, listen to me... 282 00:20:29,683 --> 00:20:31,648 because this is gosh-darn important. 283 00:20:33,236 --> 00:20:36,413 You don't do that, not without asking. 284 00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:41,428 So, if I had asked... 285 00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:43,852 The answer's still no! 286 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,327 Are you bored with our sex life? 287 00:20:49,411 --> 00:20:52,253 Oh, God, no. Just the opposite. 288 00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:54,301 I figured that you had to be bored. 289 00:20:54,343 --> 00:20:58,773 And it was our hundredth time, and I just wanted to do something special. 290 00:20:59,818 --> 00:21:02,451 Oh, my God, you count? 291 00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:05,920 No. 292 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,598 Oh, my God, that's so sweet. 293 00:21:12,315 --> 00:21:15,659 But do me a favor. Next time you're gonna do something weird... 294 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,835 gimme a little more warning, so I can brace myself. 295 00:21:21,803 --> 00:21:24,436 Or tell you to back the hell off. 296 00:21:27,236 --> 00:21:30,538 - Right. - Because no matter how much I love you... 297 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,920 that was unpleasant. 298 00:21:36,975 --> 00:21:41,405 I'm sorry, you guys. I can't hang out. I gotta go meet Jackie. 299 00:21:43,996 --> 00:21:46,044 Don't look at me like that. 300 00:21:47,549 --> 00:21:49,513 All right, five more minutes, but that is it. 301 00:21:49,597 --> 00:21:52,982 Come on. Who wants to show me their belly, huh? 302 00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:56,995 Come on. Come here, buddy! 303 00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:04,894 Come here, baby. Who's my little baby, huh? 304 00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:07,987 Who's my little baby?