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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- What you doing?
- Oh, just writing in my journal.
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Like in Star Trek?
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Captain's log, stardate 1978.
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God, I'm so hot.
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My beautiful red hair and giant jugs...
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seem to...
drive all life-forms wild.
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Oh, my God, Eric.
That's exactly what I was writing.
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I'm gonna go make some popcorn
and get some sodas.
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My beautifully sculpted hindquarters...
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flounce downstairs to...
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procure nourishment.
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- Shut up.
- Okay.
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Eric.
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Eric.
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Yes, Donna's journal?
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I am the book of secrets, Eric.
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Don't you wanna know what
she really thinks about you?
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Read me. Read me.
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You know, I really shouldn't.
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Suit yourself.
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But beware...
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what you learn here
cannot be unlearned.
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Okay, do you want me
to read you or not?
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Sorry.
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Eric and I went to second base tonight.
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He was hilarious.
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The prom is gonna be magical. I think
tonight I'm finally gonna sleep with Eric.
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Which is like Woodstock,
but for vans.
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Anyway, I think I'm finally
gonna sleep with Eric.
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I love him so much.
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Tonight I'm finally
gonna sleep with Eric.
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Okay, let's just skip to the last page.
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I had the weirdest dream
about Eric last night.
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He was Eric, but he was also
Steven Tyler from Aerosmith...
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and he looked really wicked
and dangerous.
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Yeah! Wicked and dangerous.
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Which is so not Eric.
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Sometimes I wish he were like that.
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Quick! Put me down!
Someone's coming!
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Hi! Hello.
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How are you? I didn't do anything.
You look pretty.
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Hey! Glad you're back.
I missed you so.
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- Did you read my journal?
- What journal?
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You know, my captain's log.
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No. Oh! No.
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I was just, uh...
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I was, uh, going through
your underwear drawer.
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Yeah. I know.
That's why I look so guilty.
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Because I was, like, you know...
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taking out your underwear
and rubbing it against my skin.
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I can't stay away from your underwear.
That's my curse.
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So, anyway, see you tomorrow.
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Gong him. Gong him! Gong him!
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Yes!
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This isn't gonna work, Jackie.
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What, Michael?
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This isn't gonna work, Jackie.
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- What? What isn't gonna work?
- I'm sorry, but you and I...
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- They're here! They're here!
- What? What?
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- Oh, my God! Michael, what'd you say?
- Huh? I said, "What?"
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My X-ray specs are here.
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According to the ad
in the Richie Rich comic...
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with these, you can see
through a lady's clothes.
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Okay, Jackie, prepare to be ogled.
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Swindled again.
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Kitty, where's the Band-Aids?
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I cut my thumb with a hacksaw.
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Oh, Red, you know those things
are dangerous.
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Well, I tried cutting
the metal pipe with a flower...
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but it was real slow going.
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Well, seeing as how
you're being all snarky anyway...
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may as well tell you,
Pastor Dave is coming to dinner tonight.
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Not tonight!
There's a Packer Report on tonight.
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They're doing a tribute
to Vince Lombardi.
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Red, you know I'm trying to get more involved
with the church, so he is coming.
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Kitty, if Pastor Dave comes over,
we'll never get rid of him.
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He'll just go on and on
about how great God is.
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Well, he is.
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He said,
"This isn't going to work, Jackie."
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What if Michael secretly
wants to break up?
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I need to get him to sleep again.
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What if his unconscious mind knows
something his conscious mind doesn't?
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Well, let's hope so.
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At least he's not as boring as Eric.
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We're not talking about Eric.
We're talking about Kelso.
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Untrustworthy, two-timing, sneaks-around-
behind-your-back-and-reads-your-journal Kelso.
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Okay, Donna, I'm sensing we're not talking
about me and Michael anymore...
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so... bye!
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Ow! Don't pinch me, you lumberjack!
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Jackie, I think Eric read
my private journal.
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Oh. Is this about the dream where
you wished Eric was Steven Tyler?
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Hey, do you know who I really love?
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- Jesus.
- Well, yes.
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But I was going to say Vince Lombardi.
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- You're a Packer man?
- Are you kidding? I bleed cheese.
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Well, I'm not sure, but I think there
may be a Packer Report on tonight.
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Red, I think you might be right.
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I think it could start
in eight and a half minutes.
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Then what do you say we choke our dinners
down, get our asses on the couch?
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Amen!
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Red, can you help me
in the kitchen, please?
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Right now, please?
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Red, this night is not about football.
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This night is about company.
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And our company wants
to watch the Packer Report.
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He spends his life
doing the Lord's work...
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and if you would deny
this holy little man...
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that simple pleasure...
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well, God have mercy
on your soul.
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Just can it, Red.
Bring him his food.
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You got six minutes.
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I'm eating!
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- Where is your Band-Aid?
- Oh, I don't know. I had it on a second ago.
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Must have come off
while I was serving the...
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Done!
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Hey, Leo, thanks
for letting us hang out here.
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I just... I didn't want to see Donna
after what she wrote.
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Forman, no one cares.
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That's true, man.
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Listen, you guys know
I don't allow alcohol in my house...
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so you're just gonna have
to drink sake instead.
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"Sake" it to me, Leo.
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Don't start with the sake jokes, Fez.
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Oh, put a "sake" in it.
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Well, this would be fun
if I wasn't so miserable.
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Look, Forman,
we're happy to sit here...
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and drink these tiny
allegedly alcoholic drinks...
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but we don't wanna hear you
bitch about Donna all night.
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Oh. Don't worry, Hyde.
I don't feel like talking about Donna.
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You see, the thing about Donna is...
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Here we go.
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She acts like everything's all cool, okay?
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And then, all of a sudden...
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I'm no Steven Tyler.
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Oh, Eric, give it up, for heaven's "sake."
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You're still the king, man.
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Man, I thought we were past the phase
where we had to impress each other.
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You are.
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Now you're in the she-dumps-you-
for-a-biker-with-a-wicked-tattoo phase.
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The most entertaining of all phases.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, Hyde! That's it!
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A tattoo's dangerous!
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There's a place next to the liquor store.
I could go get one right now.
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No way, man.
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We're not gonna let you go
to some sleazy tattoo parlor...
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and spend money for something
you'll regret for the rest of your life.
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I'll tattoo you for free, man.
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I'm pretty sure
I used to do this for a living.
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How cool am I?
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A tattoo of my girlfriend's name.
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How's that for dangerous?
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Yeah, I think Debbie's
really gonna like this.
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Wait. Debbie? No. Donna.
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Right.
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Okay. No problem.
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- I can fix it.
- Fix what?
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Relax. Debbie will never notice it.
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It's Donna.
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See, now you moved, man!
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It's okay.
I can make that into a flower.
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Oh, you know what you should get?
Boobs.
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Big boobs on your butt.
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That's classy.
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Hey, I can turn the B's into boobs.
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Wait. What B's?
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Like in Debbie, your girlfriend?
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It's Donna!
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Oh, right.
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Oh, I can fix that.
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Hey. Jackie.
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Hey, Michael.
I'm really glad you're here.
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Okay! Time to go to sleep!
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Oh, sleep? Whoa!
I thought we were gonna do it.
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Michael, I invited you over
for a sleepover...
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not a do-it over.
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Okay? I told you.
We're gonna wait until we're ready.
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So, uh, go to sleep.
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No, Jackie, I'm not tired.
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But, you know...
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I always get tired right after.
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Yeah, you don't have to tell me,
Michael.
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I know! We'll read out loud. Yeah!
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I'll be Nancy Drew,
and you could be her pudgy friend Bess.
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Oh, damn it! I'm always Bess.
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And then Bart Starr
fakes a handoff to Anderson...
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and finds Dowler in the end zone
for the winning touchdown!
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Wow, on TV it seemed confusing...
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but with peanuts, it's all so clear.
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- Can I see you in the kitchen for a minute, please?
- Yeah, just one second.
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You go ahead and set 'em up again, and I'll
show you how the Packers won the Ice Bowl.
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All right!
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Okay, Red, don't you think it's time
your little friend went home?
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Kitty, I'm just being sociable,
like you asked.
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- Just being a good host.
- Oh, sure.
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All good hosts feed
their guests Band-Aids.
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Band-Aid, Kitty. Don't exaggerate.
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Oh, my God!
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Hospital, please.
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"And Nancy Drew and Bess
left the police station...
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and went to celebrate the solving
of the crime with hot fudge sundaes."
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The end.
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Wow.
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Nancy's so smart.
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Read another one.
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Fine.
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Okay, Nancy Drew
and the Mysterious Charming Clock.
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"And they celebrated the solving
of the mystery of the clock...
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with hot fudge sundaes."
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The end.
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Guess we solved the mystery
of why Bess was so pudgy.
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This isn't going to work, Jackie.
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What isn't going to work?
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I can't sleep with you staring at me.
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Eric, how did you get so hot?
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I got a tattoo.
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Eric's perfect.
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Oh, yeah. Ow.
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Ow.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, are you telling me
that you fed me a Band-Aid?
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Well, um, to be honest...
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Red fed you the Band-Aid.
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How did this happen?
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Red, why don't you diagram it
for him with peanuts?
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Look, Dave, I'm real sorry.
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I didn't realize how sick
a Band-Aid would make you.
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Well, thank you
for your belated honesty...
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but the doctor said I had food poisoning
from an undercooked sausage.
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Food poisoning?
That's Kitty's department.
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I have never undercooked
a sausage in my life.
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I have a system. It's foolproof.
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Hey, Kitty, it's okay.
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We all make mistakes.
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I...
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Vince Lombardi is overrated.
That's right. He is overrated.
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Ignore her. She's hysterical.
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This isn't going to work, Jackie.
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Us, Michael?
Are we not gonna work?
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No. The car.
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00:18:06,975 --> 00:18:09,984
Jackie, the carburetor's busted.
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This was all because of a stupid car?
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We're gonna have to
take the bus to our wedding.
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Our wedding?
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Oh, Michael. That is so sweet.
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I love you, Michael Kelso.
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I love you too, Jackie Onassis.
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Eric, what the hell?
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Did you just kick my door?
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No.
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But I got a surprise.
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I got a tattoo.
Guess where. On my butt.
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Why?
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Why?
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Because I'm dangerous, lady.
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Eric, I want you to be honest with me,
and I promise I won't get mad.
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Did you read my journal?
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Um, yeah.
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You sneaky little dill-hole!
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No! You know who's sneaky?
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People who go around writing
their feelings in their journals...
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and not telling their boyfriends
what they feel.
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So, you know what? I'm not sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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You want to know how I feel?
Fine. I'll tell you how I feel.
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"Today at lunch I was looking at Eric
when he didn't know it...
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and I just couldn't believe how much I
love him and how lucky I am to be with him."
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- Why couldn't you read that page?
- Because you came back.
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Look, Donna...
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Look, I'm really sorry, but, you know,
it's just sometimes I get...
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worried, you know?
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Well, you know what?
Suck it up.
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Eric, these are my private thoughts,
and I'm allowed to have them.
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You have to stop trying to be
what you think I want you to be...
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and just, like, be yourself.
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- Okay. I think I'm gonna go.
- Well, wait.
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Take off your pants.
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Really? All right.
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No. To show me your tattoo.
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- I knew that. Yeah. I knew that.
- Right. Yeah.
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I think you're really gonna like it.
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Just don't be mad if it says "Debbie."
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Woodstock.
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It says "Woodstock"?
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No, it's a picture
of Snoopy's friend Woodstock.
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You have a little yellow bird
on your ass.
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If properly executed...
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the power sweep is unstoppable.
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Oh, Red, this is silly.
I don't wanna run this play again.
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Well, we're gonna run it
until we get it right...
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because, if properly executed...
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the power sweep is unstoppable!
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- Hut-one, hut-two.
- Who wants cookies?
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- Oh, absolutely.
- Yeah.