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Okay, guys.
Road trip checklist.
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Car: Check.
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Okay. We're good.
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Is there anything about Canada
we need to know before we get there?
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Well, the beer is stronger, and as a result,
their women look prettier.
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Then let's haul ass to Canada!
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Okay. Shh. Fez, if my dad finds out
that we're going to Canada...
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uh, for beer, no less,
he's gonna start killing people, okay?
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People like us. So keep it down.
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All right! Canada!
Whoo-hoo! Beer!
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- Kelso, you're not going.
- What? Why not?
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Because this is a risky mission.
You tend to screw these things up.
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- Yo, that is a damnable lie!
- Okay.
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Kelso, remember that time we were
gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop...
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in front of Principal Pridwell's door...
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and you lit it in the car
on the way over?
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Yeah. I wanted
to see it all flame-y.
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And then you panicked
and stepped on it.
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Eric, it was on fire!
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Okay. You're not going.
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No, no, no. Fine.
I won't use the air horn...
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and I'll pay for the gas
and the beer.
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I can't stay mad at you.
Come on, you big lug.
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Hey, dudes.
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- Leo, man, what are you doin' here?
- Sittin'.
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- What are you doin' here?
- We're goin' to Canada to buy beer.
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Canada? Cool, man.
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I spent some time up there
during 'Nam.
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Oh, conscientious objector, huh?
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No. I didn't mind.
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Hey, a road trip sounds good, man. But I
don't want nothin' to do with that beer.
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That stuff will mess
with your mind, man.
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Okay. Let's get goin'.
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Oh, don't tell me
Crap Shoes is comin'.
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The bag was on fire!
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Donna...
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Glamourella Modeling Agency
got the pictures I sent in.
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They want me to audition!
My dream is finally coming true!
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I thought your dream was to be
the world's first flying lady scientist.
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No. No, Donna. That was a dream I had,
not my dream.
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- You're a weird little girl.
- Yeah.
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If I become a model, I wouldn't
have to work or study or think ever again!
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That's great. I mean,
what's thought done for anyone anyway?
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Nothing!
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But modeling has made people rich
and famous.
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Come on, Donna! We're going
to the world modeling headquarters.
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It's in Sheboygan.
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Guess who got a bonus today?
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Oh, my golly.
They gave you a boxful of money.
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- Better.
- Ohh.
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"A videocassette recorder."
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What's videocassette,
and why do we need to record it?
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It records TV.
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You know how we don't
get to see Johnny Carson?
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Well, he's on so gosh-darn late.
Who can stay up past 10:30?
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No one, but now...
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we can record Johnny while we sleep
and then watch it the next day.
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- Oh.
- And you know how you wanted to watch the rerun of Roots?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, we can tape it, and then you can watch it over and over.
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Well, I think just watching it tonight
should do the trick.
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Well, we will watch it tonight,
after we tape it.
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But we don't stay up to watch Carson.
Why would we stay up to watch this?
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Because it's conven...
Oh, you just don't understand technology.
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No. But I sure know how to tell time.
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Wow. What a view.
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Just like a postcard.
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It is so beautiful I could cry.
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Oh, sure.
Drinking looks like fun.
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And all the cool kids do it.
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But it leads you down
a sad, lonely, confused path, man.
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- You know why they call it beer?
- No. Why?
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I'm just curious, man.
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Guys, guess how many countries
I've whizzed in.
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Two.
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All right. Let's get goin'.
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We're almost at the border,
so everyone's got their I.D.'s, right?
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- Yep.
- Oh, no.
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- I think I lost my green card.
- Damn, Fez. Where's the last place you had it?
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If I knew that, I would have it now,
you son of a bitch.
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- All right, Fez. Take it easy.
- No. You take it easy.
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They're gonna throw me
in Canadian jail.
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Have you seen
Midnight Express?
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Well, it's like that,
but with hockey sticks.
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Great. Now we're screwed.
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- What if I can't breathe?
- Just take a deep breath, man...
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And visualize yourself breathing.
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All right. Now, when we get
to the checkpoint, everyone just act cool.
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And by everyone,
I mean Mr. Crap Shoes.
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It was on fire!
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- Wow.
- Hi. I'm Michelle Ray...
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President of
Glamourella International.
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- And you must be?
- I'm Jackie Burkhart.
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Jackie Burkhart. Exactly.
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- And you are here for?
- My audition.
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Your audition. Exactly.
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- And you must be?
- Yeah. She doesn't matter. Okay. Let's start.
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- Okay. Let's do it.
- Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh-huh. Let's see the hair.
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Well, you are a remarkable talent.
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- Are those your real teeth?
- Yeah.
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Great. Welcome to
the superior world of modeling.
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- Oh, God. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Sure.
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Now...
You're going to need to cover a few costs.
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Of course. Oh, you know,
I left my checkbook at home.
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Um, can I come by tomorrow?
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Oh, tomorrow.
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No. No. Tomorrow I'll be in Paris,
you know, for the big show.
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Okay.
Then I'll bring it by tonight.
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- Good. Okay. Administrative costs are 200.
- Uh-huh.
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And publicity shots are 150.
And we're gonna need beauty supplies...
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Wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Are you an agent or a saleslady?
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Oh, I'm an agent.
I represent models like Cheryl Tiegs.
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- You represent Cheryl Tiegs?
- No. Models like Cheryl Tiegs.
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Red, it's starting. It's starting.
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And press "record" and done!
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We are now recording.
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Two hours from now,
we'll be watching Roots.
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Well, I just...
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I just don't see why we can't
watch it now like normal people.
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Kitty, we have a Betamax.
We're better than normal people.
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So, what do you wanna do
for the next two hours?
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Watch Roots.
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Fine.
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I'm gonna go make
some instant pudding...
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and you can't eat it
for two hours.
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All right. Just act cool.
We got nothin' to hide.
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You got something to hide, eh?
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No, no. He said,
"We've got nothing to hide."
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Around here, we don't make a point
of saying we've got nothin' to hide...
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if we've really got nothin' to hide.
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Wow.
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Cultural differences.
Wow.
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We're all Americans,
every one of us.
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- All right. Move along.
- Thank you.
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Cool.
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Stop right there.
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Hey, you found me!
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You win a beer.
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You see, beer is evil.
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I'm not gonna say I told you so, man,
but I will say this:
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I told you so, man.
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Beer never hurt anyone, my friend.
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You're well
within the legal limit on that.
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But you're over the limit on foreign kids
you can smuggle out of this country.
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Well, what is
the legal limit on that?
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We only had one foreign kid.
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The limit is zero, you hoser.
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- Damn it.
- Hey, I'd keep a civil tongue in my head if I were you.
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We could throw you in jail right now.
We're the Mounties; we answer to no one.
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Look, Fez just lost his green card.
We just... We didn't want any trouble.
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Lost green card?
Seems a little convenient, eh?
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You got us.
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We're here
to take over your country.
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Hyde, I know it seems funny
when you say stuff like that...
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but, um, don't.
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No one leaves
until we get answers, eh?
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Eh?
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Eh?
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- What are you doin' in Canada?
- What are you doin' in Canada?
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We're part of an elite,
high school terrorist team...
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Strike Force Wisconsin.
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Uh, we just came here
to get the beer, and I love Rush.
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"Fly by night!"
Ow!
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Well, if ham's Canadian bacon,
then what the hell do you call bacon?
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Me no "speakaz" English.
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What's your business in Canada?
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What's your business
in Canada?
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What? Getting beer.
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Every once in a while, do you
ever get an American nickel in your change?
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Me no "understando."
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What's your reason
for coming to Canada, eh?
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- What's your reason...
- Shut up!
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Yeah. I'm here
to nail Margaret Trudeau.
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Been there.
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Done that.
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Beer. Beer. Beer!
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Are those snowshoes hard
to walk in?
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They're tennis rackets,
aren't they?
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Wee foobie deebie doobie.
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Woobie deebie doobie?
Woobie deebie...
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Jackie, can't you see? This woman
is just tryin' to make money off you.
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Donna, she deserves her cut.
She discovered a remarkable talent.
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Donna, don't hate me
'cause I'm beautiful.
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Jackie, I pity you
because you're dumb.
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Administrative fees?
Publicity shots? Beauty packages?
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It's a scam.
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This is the most important thing that's ever
happened to me, and you're trying to ruin it.
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- Look, Jackie, I'm sorry, but...
- And to think I was gonna make you my assistant.
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Our nail care package is optional,
but if you're really serious...
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Oh... Oh, I am. I am fully committed
to both fame and fortune.
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You are going places.
That'll be another $200 then.
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Excellent.
Hi, I'm Michelle Ray.
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- I know. I was just here.
- Of course you were.
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I told you to stay in the car,
you dream killer.
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Jackie, I'm here for you.
And, as a matter of fact...
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I've decided to be a model too.
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Oh, Donna, you're so funny!
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Donna, you're gonna need $200 for publicity
costs. And then there's administrative fees.
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00:15:42,427 --> 00:15:46,983
- Wait, wait. You didn't even ask her to shake her hair.
- Oh, yeah. Shake your hair.
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You are a remarkable talent.
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Wait, wait, wait. What?
You think Donna here can be a model?
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This is a scam.
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How dare you
soil the pure and noble art of modeling?
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I like your passion.
Have you ever considered acting?
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Oh, my God.
That's my dream.
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- We're going.
- Oh.
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And... time!
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Let's watch Roots.
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Oh, Red, I'm sleepy.
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Can we watch it
in the morning?
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In the morning?
But I just taped it.
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Well, I know, but I thought the whole point
was we can watch it whenever we want.
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- But I just taped it.
- Fine. Let's watch it now.
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Great. Now,
I just punch "play,"
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and, voilà... Roots.
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Where's Roots, Red?
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Oh, that's right.
I forgot to rewind the tape.
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The tape.
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00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:21,598
This tape?
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How do they get the movie
onto the tape...
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when it's way the heck
over here, Red?
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- It's complicated.
- Good night, Red.
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Damn!
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I should've got the microwave.
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- Thanks for looking out for me.
- Sure.
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And I've thought about it,
and you could be a model. Hmm.
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00:18:09,616 --> 00:18:12,876
Thanks, Jackie. That's nice.
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00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:23,366
You guys are in real trouble
if you did what we think you did.
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- What do you think we did?
- What do you think we think you did?
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00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,849
What do you think
we think you think we did?
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Something involving a foreign kid
in the back of a car.
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- That much is for sure.
- And now we're gonna get some answers.
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- What are you gonna do? Torture us?
- Yeah.
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You gonna make us listen
to Anne Murray records?
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Hey, she's a wonderful performer,
and you're not funny.
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No. I think what we're gonna do
is call your parents.
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Oh, Red is going to kill you.
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I mean... obie deebie doobie.
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No! We had to smuggle Fez.
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It was the only way for him
to see this great country...
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with its spacious skies
and fruited waves of... plain.
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And...
Oh, Canada
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Our home and native land
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- Nice try, kid.
- True patriot love
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In all thy sons' command
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- It's not gonna work.
- With glowing hearts
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We see thee rise
the true north strong as...
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From far and wide
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Oh, Canada
we stand on guard for thee
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God keep our land
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Glorious and free
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Oh, Canada
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We stand on guard for thee
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Oh, Canada
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We stand on guard for thee
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- You sure are good kids.
- Thanks, man.
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You know, there must be
some way to put this all behind us.
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Yeah, but there's not.
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We'll give you our beer.
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Oh, God bless you, son.
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My green card.
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I hid it in my right shoe
for safekeeping.
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I even made up a rhyme
so I would remember.
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My green card
in my right shoe
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Something, something
right shoe
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So, see, it was just
a big misunderstanding.
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Thank God we got that cleared up.
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We're just gonna
grab our beer and head on out of here.
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Yeah. But you're not
gettin' your beer back.
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Now... leave Canada, please.
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- You leave Canada, please.
- Get...
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Filthy hippie.
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Guys, I have to admit something.
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I love Anne Murray.
She puts me in the mood.
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So, guys, next time,
instead of goin' to Canada...
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let's just stay here
and pretend we're in Canada.
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So, how's it goin', eh?
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Hey, you know, if Fonzie
ever played a Mountie on Happy Days...
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he could go, "Aay, eh?"