1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,280 Previously on That 70's Show... 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:05,480 Wow, uhm 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,160 you're gonna take a job and move to Chicago? 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,760 Well, I'm willing to give it all up and stay here with you. 5 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,520 But if I do that, 6 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,320 I need to know we're gonna get married. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,720 Well I don't know what to say right now... 8 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:21,840 She took the job in Chicago and she left this morning. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,160 Check check check, no one can see us doing it from the parking loAAAAHHH! 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,160 You're dead! 11 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,480 I'm NUDE! 12 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,080 Mrs. Forman, what a great idea making a tape to send to Eric in Africa! 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,120 Oh please, I am full of great ideas! 14 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,800 When he went to camp, I sent him a huge card with my face on it 15 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,080 that says "Mommy loves you". 16 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,800 Well it made him miss me so much he begged to come home the very next day. 17 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,120 Ah yes, the summer of a thousand wedgies... 18 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,080 Eric is gonna be so excited to hear some familiar voices. 19 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,120 OH! I do Porky Pig 20 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,320 Hababadahababada, that is all people! 21 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,880 Is Hyde here?! 22 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,560 No Michael, you're safe. 23 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,120 We still haven't heard from Steven since he left Chicago a month ago. 24 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,920 I don't know what I'm doing here. 25 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,480 Hyde could show up any minute and kick my ass. 26 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,560 I really need a soda cause I just ate a whole bunch of salt. 27 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,600 Why is it so good? 28 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,840 I don't know, why don't you ask Hyde, he is right behind you... 29 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,680 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,720 It's not even funny! 31 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,800 Okay then, 32 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,240 let's start the tape 33 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,000 Hi Eric, it's your mother. 34 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,800 I'm here with Donna and Fez. 35 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,360 Hi honey! 36 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,760 Thank you for the postcard with the monkeys. 37 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,960 I'm still bananas about you too! 38 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,680 Okay, let's see, where to start... 39 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:18,480 well your father and I were furious when we caught you boys in that smokey basement. 40 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:23,840 The minute you left the airport we went down there to do what the Fed's call 'a sweep'... 41 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:30,560 How dare you boys smoke up my house when you know how hard I work 42 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,280 to keep it smelling lemony-fresh! 43 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:39,360 You morons just hung vacancy-signs on your asses! And my foot is looking for a room! 44 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,000 - Here it is! - Here it is! 45 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,360 TWO bags? 46 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,480 I've never seen those before in my life! 47 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,800 Your son has a real problem! 48 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:04,520 Kitty, I want you to take this garbage and flush it down the toilet! 49 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:09,760 I am just glad that we caught you boys before this became an every day thing! 50 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,440 Is that all of it? 51 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,440 Yes sir, that's all of it. 52 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,760 Now there is nothing left for us to do but to smoke Candyland. 53 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,440 I mean, I mean play Canysmoke... 54 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,440 I mean... Aiii no! 55 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,480 And so I flushed it all down the toilet and everyone learned a lesson... 56 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,440 Why don't you tell Eric what else happened? 57 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,920 - Oeh let me, let me! - Give me that! 58 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,680 I'll tell him... 59 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,240 Kitty! I found another one! 60 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,680 Kitty? 61 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,080 What the hell?! 62 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,080 What do you have to say for yourself?! 63 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,320 I'm STARVING! 64 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,880 I still can't believe Red caught you in the bathroom with the guys stash. 65 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,240 Someone is getting a tye-dyed apron for their birthday...! 66 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,560 No, I just 67 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,320 I wanted to see what all the hubbub was about. 68 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:04,800 I mean I was skeptical about tupperware and that was lifechanging! 69 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,800 Anyway Eric, 70 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:12,200 I suffered the consequences, your father gave me a very stern talking to. 71 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,760 Kitty when we got married, 72 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:19,880 we took a vow. To be together through sickness and in health. 73 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,640 But nobody said anything about what to do if your wife turns into a dope fiend! 74 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:33,120 You're a nurse for God's sake! You know this stuff is bad news! 75 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,680 Bad news isn't the half of it! 76 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,920 Here are the facts: 77 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,280 when the smoke hits the brain, the cells start dying. 78 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,280 This process causes impaired judgement 79 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,360 and hallucinations and a lot of other wonderful things 80 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,320 Is it Eric going away? 81 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,680 Is that why you used this stuff? 82 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:58,800 Kitty, 83 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:02,960 if you were feeling blue, you didn't have to turn to drugs! 84 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,280 I would have made you a Martini! 85 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,440 What's so damn funny?! 86 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,480 Is it the big head thing? 87 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,360 I hardly felt a thing. 88 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,200 You ate a whole box of uncooked spaghetti. 89 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,662 I needed something crunchy. 90 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,280 Anyway Eric, the day you left, 91 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,120 Steven went to Chicago to see Jackie 92 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,440 .. when he got there, he walked in on Jackie and Kelso who were about to... 93 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,720 Get busy. 94 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,320 Have sex 95 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,240 Doooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! 96 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,120 Kelso told us the whole story when he got back the next day. 97 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,560 No, hardly anything happened okay. 98 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,720 Jackie asked me to stay cause she was lonely. 99 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,800 The next thing you know, I'm naked. 100 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,400 And then Hyde shows up and kicks me out the door 101 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,240 and so I had to drive all the way back here in this dress that I found. 102 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,040 All the truckers were flashing their lights and honking their horns. 103 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,600 It was pretty great. 104 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,200 Man Hyde is gonna kick your ass. 105 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,480 I know. I gotta get out of here before someone kicks the crap out of me 106 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,920 YOU JERK! 107 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:39,400 HEY hey! Watch the face! 108 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,600 That's the paycheck! 109 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,600 Jackie, 110 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,840 aren't you supposed to be in Chicago?! 111 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,840 Well I'm here to get Steven back. 112 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,680 Uhh, where is he? 113 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,360 Oh he's not here. 114 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,360 He took off after he caught you two about to DOOOO IIIIIT! 115 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,600 Oh my God, this is horrible. 116 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:02,200 I quit my job, I lost my boyfriend. 117 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,880 My whole life is ruined. 118 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,560 Jackie, I'm really sorry about what happened. 119 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,880 I never meant to come between you and Hyde. 120 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,600 Let me ask you one question, 121 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,480 are we back together or not? 122 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,800 Oh you are just as dumb as ever! 123 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:19,120 Okay, you know you can insult me all you want but just answer the question! 124 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:19,920 NO! 125 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,720 No you won't answer the question?! Why not? 126 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,240 Because we're not together! 127 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,600 THAT'S the reason you won't answer the question?! 128 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:26,400 NOOOOOO! 129 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,600 THEN WHAT'S THE REASON? 130 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,040 .. and that went on for about... half an hour. 131 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,920 Oh hey Kitty. 132 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:40,360 I need to borrow some butter or oil. Pretty much anything greasy. 133 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,280 Are you cooking? 134 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,680 Nope, tanning. 135 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,960 Hey, what's up with the tape recorder? 136 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,400 Oh, I'm making a tape to send to Eric. Here, 137 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,080 - say hi! - Don't give him the microphone! 138 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,800 What's new pussycat Whooohohoooowww.. 139 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,440 What's new pussy.. 140 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,520 Ai Donna! Boo! Boo! 141 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,520 Dad, just say something normal. 142 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,200 Normal doesn't put asses in the seats Donna. 143 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,200 For the last time, 144 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,840 there are no seats anywhere around here! 145 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,640 Oh Red honey, here, say something to Eric! 146 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,920 I'd love to 147 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,280 Son, I was out in the garage the other day. 148 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,680 I looked down and I saw your old baseball mitt. 149 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,240 And it made me think what I always think. 150 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,600 What a waste of money 151 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,880 Actually Eric, you leaving was very hard on your father. 152 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,240 The next day he just sat around, moping. 153 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,560 I feel like 154 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,600 dancing! 155 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:13,280 By the way Eric, we gave some of your toys to the church! 156 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,320 Give up Eric? 157 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:31,200 That's a deck of cards hitting a bottle of soy sauce. 158 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,240 Eric, please come home. You have no idea how much I miss you. 159 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,520 I miss you too honey. 160 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,480 I don't think I'll be happy until I see you again. 161 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:42,480 Hey. 162 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,600 STEVEN'S HOME! 163 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,360 Okay Miss Kitty, he doesn't like to be hugged! 164 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,840 Don't you ever leave me again! 165 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,600 I spilled my soda... Hiiiiiii. 166 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,280 I don't know what to say man. 167 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:04,760 What about "Ow"? 168 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,520 Why would I say ow? 169 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,640 I get it! 170 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,560 Eric, 171 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,760 Steven just hit Michael. 172 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:31,320 And while I'm very disappointed in Steven for hitting Michael, 173 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,480 it was very exciting! 174 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,320 Come on man, get up. 175 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,400 Why? So you can deck me again? 176 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,440 Actually I'm fine now. 177 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,320 Everything I wanted to say was in that one punch. Come on 178 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,440 It was a good one too. 179 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,440 Peed myself a little on the way down. 180 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,360 I'm gonna go change 181 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,760 Hyde, where have you been? 182 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,680 Uh 183 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:11,200 I've been hanging out in Las Vegas my man. And I've learned this: 184 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,000 you don't wanna show up late to a Don Rickles Show 185 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,120 with puffy hair. 186 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,520 Well, you could have let us know where you were. 187 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,720 I was worried sick about you and I am very... 188 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,920 I got you this 189 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,680 A little tiny slotmachine! 190 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,200 It is so cute 191 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,400 Steven you're back! 192 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,080 Look, we have to talk. 193 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,560 About what? How you nailed Kelso? 194 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,440 No, about our relationship. 195 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,680 Oh okay. I'll start... You nailed Kelso! 196 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,720 You never gave me a chance to explain! 197 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,520 BECAUSE YOU NAILED KELSO! 198 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,160 Mrs. Forman, start taping! Eric loves it when he screams at her! 199 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,480 Steven I never even slept with Michael. 200 00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:01,600 Yeah right because Kelso is always showing up at my hotelroom naked with a bucket of ice. 201 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,480 You know this is your fault too. 202 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,720 Okay you two, just stop yelling! 203 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,040 Go ahead. 204 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,640 No forget it. 205 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,240 Well I guess that's that. 206 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,840 Well that was horrible. 207 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,520 I know. 208 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,960 Where the hell is my little tiny slotmachine... 209 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,660 Red 210 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:43,940 can you please just do me a favour and tell Eric you miss him a little? 211 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,620 Oh fine. Give me the thing 212 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,020 Eric, 213 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:55,460 this is a little hard for me cause I'm not real emotional but 214 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,620 I wanted to tell you that 215 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,300 you GI Joe's were killed. 216 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:04,300 In the great Dumpster-war of 1979 217 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:12,380 Well your meatloaf was lost in the great 218 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:16,660 "Make-your-own-dinner-war" of 19-TODAY! 219 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,780 Well Eric, 220 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,540 now that I have a second, 221 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,380 I should catch you up on your new friend Charlie. 222 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,300 Okay. 223 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,100 Who brought the beer? 224 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,420 I thought you were bringing the beer. 225 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,180 No, 226 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,020 you were bringing beer, I was chips. 227 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,540 YOU'RE bringing beer, I was chips. 228 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,580 Fine. Give me the chips. 229 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,820 I forgot the chips. 230 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,080 You know what I forgot? 231 00:14:46,248 --> 00:14:47,462 To stay home. 232 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:49,720 You guys. 233 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,480 How much do we love this guy? 234 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,160 He's a prince! 235 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,440 Charlie, it is so awesome hanging out with you. 236 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,440 Ah thanks guys, it feels so good to finally belong to something you know. 237 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,320 It's like the first day of the rest of my life! 238 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,160 THE BEER! 239 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,240 That was a pretty awkward landing... 240 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,360 I hope he's okay. 241 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,960 Of course he's okay. 242 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,160 It's not like anyone ever died falling off the watertower. 243 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:28,600 And so they renamed it the Charlie Richardson Memorial Watertower. 244 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,280 Jackie, Hyde just needed to blow off some steam, you guys aren't over. 245 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,800 Well if you won't talk to me, 246 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,240 then maybe you'll talk to Mr. Fluffycakes 247 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,280 Jackie! 248 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,440 My magical horn senses that you're sad and you need someone to talk to! 249 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,560 Great. 250 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,560 Now he can't hear you 251 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,640 Hey 252 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,600 Jackie. 253 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,080 Oh, what do you want? 254 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,160 Man, 255 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,560 I feel really bad about the way things turned out. 256 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,120 You and Hyde should be together okay. Go talk to him. 257 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,160 Look there is no point okay. 258 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,960 I'm starting to think Steven never really wanted to be with me at all. 259 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,640 This must be how ugly people feel all the time. 260 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,160 I wouldn't know about the ugly thing. 261 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,640 But I do know that he does wanna be with you. 262 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,480 Why else would he drive all the way to Chicago to propose to you? 263 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,240 Wait, what?! 264 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,080 Oh my God! 265 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,960 Steven was gonna propose?! 266 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,800 I have to find him! 267 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,320 Tell you what, that's the last time I wanna mess around with a girl with a boyfriend. 268 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,480 Kelso, your hand is on my butt. 269 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,360 Come on he's in Africa! 270 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,400 You know Red, 271 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,960 it really upset me this afternoon when you wouldn't say anything nice to Eric. 272 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,720 Well I can see how that would surprise you, what with nice things always bubbling out of my mouth. 273 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,440 Well it would just mean a lot to me to hear you say how you feel. 274 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,120 Don't you even miss him? 275 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,720 Well let's say I did. 276 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,480 I still wouldn't feel comfortable saying it on tape. 277 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,280 Well would it kill you just to say it to me here in private? 278 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,400 Oh fine! I miss him! 279 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,680 Of course I miss him. 280 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,600 He's my son... 281 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,600 Why do you always make me say things?! 282 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,720 Yeah 283 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,680 I should be in the FBI. 284 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,040 So anyway Forman, ramble on, 285 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,840 keep on keeping on, 286 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,640 most of all my friend, 287 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,920 rock on. 288 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,040 You know, 289 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,680 I never used to understand that hippie-jargon, 290 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,920 but ever since my 291 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,960 "bathroom-experiment", 292 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,480 I'm cool man! 293 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,480 Oeh, let me just give you two some privacy 294 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,080 Hey. 295 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,160 Hey. 296 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,280 Steven I am so sorry about what happened in Chicago. 297 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,960 I was alone and I thought I lost you. 298 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,640 Yeah well, I can see why you thought that. 299 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,360 Look why didn't you tell me sooner you wanted to get married? 300 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,240 Because I wasn't sure I wanted to. 301 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:07,440 And now that I've thought about it, I'm right, I'm not ready to be married yet. 302 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,480 Yet? 303 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,520 Oh, okay. 304 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,440 Well there you have it Eric, 305 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,160 Steven's not ready to get married yet. 306 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,520 Hi I'm looking for... 307 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,080 HYDE! 308 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,040 Hey baby! 309 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,360 Hey... Sam. 310 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,320 Who the hell is that?! 311 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,240 This is Sam. She's a st... 312 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,560 exotic dancer I met in Vegas. 313 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,880 I'm sorry, what are you doing here? 314 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,320 You don't remember? 315 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,920 We got married. 316 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,280 - Oh my god! - What? 317 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,920 One more thing Eric, Steven married a stripper! 318 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,680 Being up here makes me think of my poor friend Billy. 319 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 His name was Charlie you cantaloup. 320 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,400 Kelso you've fallen off this thing like ten times. 321 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,840 It's so scary to think you could have... you know, like, 322 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,880 met the same fate as Charlie. 323 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,680 Yeah. 324 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,800 It's like we go through our lives like thinking we're invincible right, but the truth is 325 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,360 we're totally 'vincible 326 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,240 Did you see that? I'm invicible!