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I still can't believe our little Hyde
went off and married a Las Vegas stripper.

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Yeah. Now we have
to get him a present.

3
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What says "congratulations on your
wedding and I want to nail your wife" ?

4
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Oooooooh we should get him one
of those big electric knives !

5
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Those suckers will cut
right through your hand.

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Can I help you ?

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Leo, it's me Randy.

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I got hired last week ?

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We drove in together ?

10
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Oh yeah, Frankie !

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Randy !

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No, it's Leo.

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Hey Sam, this is Randy.

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Randy, this is
my wife Samantha.

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Wife ?! I didn't
know you were married

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Yep, they said it wouldn't last,
but we're going on six days now.

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Hey, we 've got to throw
you a killer bachelor party !

18
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No ! Absolutely not. If I want
to spend money on a stripper,

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I'll take Samantha shopping.

20
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Hey I hope you guys are comfortable
getting turned on in front of each other.

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- Yeah okay...
- I don't mind I guess...

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Great !

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Cause we are throwing
Hyde a bachelor party !

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Bachelor party ?
That is awesome !

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Okay, the first guy that throws
up has to pay for everything !

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Nooo wait, that's always me.

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Uhh, okay, the second
guy...ah that's me too.

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Awesome I'm paying !

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Fez you find a place, Kelso
you buy the beer and Leo,

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you are in charge of
the adult entertainment.

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Okay man. But

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I haven't stripped since
I was at Chippendales !

33
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You were not
at Chippendales.

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Oh right. I stripped
in Bloomingdale's.

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I used to be really
kinda out of it.

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Bad news Kelso, we can't have
the bachelor party at our place.

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Our landlord said he'll evict us
if we have anymore crazy parties.

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How was I supposed to know
that racoon had rabiës ?

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Why don't we have
the party here ?

40
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Hey, that's not a bad idea.
I just have one question.

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Who the hell are you ?!

42
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I'm Randy, I work at Hyde's record store.
Go to college part-time. Manage bands.

43
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If you name a city I can
tell you the time zone.

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Boise.

45
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- Mountain.
- Impressive.

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Okay Kelso, you'll be in charge
of getting rid of the Forman's.

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That'll be easy.

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Without starting a fire.

49
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Why don't you just handcuff me
and throw me in a well Donna !

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Uhhh Mrs. Forman

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is a woman, which means
that she used to be a chick.

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So therefore, I will just
play on her insecurities.

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Kelso, I really doubt
you can pull that off.

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Sure I can. Mr.

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You-Never-Gonna-Lose-Those-Love-Handles...

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I stand corrected...

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Okay now, the best thing
about a bachelor party

58
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is tricking the guy into thinking
something bad is gonna happen

59
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and then taking them
someplace great !

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I thought the best thing was
bringing women who normally hate you

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pretend to like you
because you have a dollar.

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What a wonderful tradition.

63
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So what we need is a crazy way to get
Hyde here without him expecting anything.

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Wait a minute, I'm a cop !

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Yeah ! Me and Fez will be
in the Elcamino with Hyde,

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you pull us over, arrest us and bring
us to the party in a police car !

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NO ! I left my gun
at the playground !

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Hey Donna ! Sorry I'm late.

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I didn't want to come over till all my
other options for tonight fell trough.

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Good to see you
too Jackie...

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I just figured since the guys are throwing a party
for Hyde, that we should have our own girls night.

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Well as long as it
isn't a pity party.

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Because I am
completely over Steven.

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God, I can't wait till we can sit around
and trash that skanky stripper he married.

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Donna, why does all the food in the kitchen
have a "property of Bob" sticker on it ?

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Oh, hi Jackie !

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
INVITED THE WHORE !

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Who are you
calling a whore ?!

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Well, I see only
one whore here...

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Girls night... yeaaayyy...

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- Hi there Miss Kitty !
- Hi boys !

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Heyyy. So, saturdaynight,
you and that

83
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husband of yours
got any big plans ?

84
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Well we sure do.

85
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First he is taking me on the Loveboat and
then he is taking me to Fantasy Island.

86
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"Ze plane, ze plane !"

87
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I love that guy,
he is so little.

88
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So you're staying
home again.

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Sounds to me like
your marriage is dead

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What ? Our marriage is fine.

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Oh puhleaze !

92
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Red's  got you working harder then a
hotdogsalesman at a fat guy convention.

93
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You know, when was the last time that
Red took you out for a night on the town ?

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Well...

95
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a couple of weeks ago
he took me to the movies

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and then when it was over he
came back and he picked me up.

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Mrs. Forman, Red needs
to take you out tonight.

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On a REAL date, that lasts at least,
what, three three-and-a-half hours ?

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You know what ?
You're right.

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Kitty ! What's for supper ?

101
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Well, that's up to
the chef at Frenchies.

102
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We're going out tonight and I'm getting
the most expensive thing on the menu.

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The six dollar steak ?!

104
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Kitty, we're
in a recession !

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Boy Red, that
woman is testy.

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Stay out of it, chubby.

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I'm retaining water !

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Fez, I'm sick of driving you around just
because your belly has got the rumblies !

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Hey, there is
Kelso's cop car...

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Let  the party begin...

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What ?

112
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Step on it, grandma !

113
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OW, what are you doing
man ? Get off my foot !

114
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This is unbelievable !

115
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Ah man, just what we needed,
getting pulled over by a cop...

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Yeah, this is gonna
ruin the whole evening...

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License and registration.

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SURPRISE HYDE !

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Who the hell is that ?

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Get out of the car sir.

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Errrr Fez... I know you said all
us white people look the same,

122
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but  that is not Kelso...

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Oh I know what
is going on here !

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If Kelso pulls us over,
then Hyde will be suspicious.

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So he sent another cop to
make the joke more realistic.

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Oh Kelso,

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you beautiful genius.

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Nice job Fez, you
just got me a ticket.

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Ah starting of slow with
a ticket huh. Nice touch !

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I'll take that

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Fez what are you doing ?!

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Sir, give me back that
ticket before you...

133
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Before what ?! It
starts to snow ?!

134
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Okay that's it !

135
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What are you gonna do
piggie ? Throw us in jail ?

136
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He threw us in jail.

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Fez, I don't know
why you are smiling,

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but I promise you won't be when I sell
your ass for a pack of cigarettes !

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First of all, this ass is
worth at least a carton.

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And second of all;

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WELCOME TO YOUR
BACHELOR PARTY !

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A bachelor party has
beers, and topless ladies.

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This place has iron bars and

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a bum wearing no pants sitting on
my jacket... THAT IS NOT A CUSHION !

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Fez, I don't think this is
part of the bachelor party.

146
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They fingerprinted us !

147
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Well I don't know. Maybe that's how
the strippers know what to charge.

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You know, at the end of the night, they
count the fingerprints on their boobies

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and they know who ows what.

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Dude !

151
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You are scarily optimistic !

152
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Something clearly
got messed up !

153
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Trust me, this is all
part of Kelso's plan.

154
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I guarantee you he is on
his way over here right now.

155
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The thing about
being a cop is,

156
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we may look like normal people,
I mean, I don't obviously,

157
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but we have to go
through rigorous training

158
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to be able to withstand any kind of
mental, physical, or emotional pain

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AHHHHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE !

160
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... MAKE IT STOP
! MAKE IT STOP !

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Donna, how could you
invite the stripper here ?

162
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This is supposed to be girls
night, not girls girls girls night.

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Samantha, you'll
have to excuse Jackie.

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She has a speech impediment that
makes everything sound bitchy.

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It's okay Donna.

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This isn't the first time I've had to deal
with an angry ex-girlfriend. Or wife. Or mother.

167
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,200
One time it was
some guy's boyfriend.

168
00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,280
That was just weird.

169
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,600
So uhm, tell me what are you gonna do
with all your stripper money ? Huh ?

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Buy back your self esteem ?

171
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,280
Actually I
bought a Trans-Am.

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Oeh, a slut-car !

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Okay, stop !

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00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,200
Jackie, you and Samantha are
gonna have to learn to get along.

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Mostly because I don't like being the
cream filling in your oreo of bitchyness

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OH ! So all of a sudden your
happiness is more important than mine ?

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00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,480
You are SO selfish !

178
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,720
No, it's just
that unlike you,

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I don't think Samantha is the worst
piece of trash that ever walked the earth.

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OHHHH ! YOU TRAITOR !

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00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,440
Jackie ! Come on

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So,

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what color is
your Trans-Am ?

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Powder blue.

185
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That's freakin' awesome !

186
00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,600
See now, wasn't it great
to get out for a change ?

187
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We had a good meal,
nice conversation and

188
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,800
look, we stayed
out past nine !

189
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,920
It's like New Year's Eve !

190
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,840
How about that dopey waiter
that flambeed his tie ?

191
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,880
Yeah, those French bastards you
stick to what they're good at.

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00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,200
Baking bread
and losing wars !

193
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,120
SURPRISE !

194
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,560
What the hell ?

195
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,080
Happy bachelor
party Steven !

196
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,160
Who is this ?

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00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,440
That's my wife !

198
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,400
Well she can watch,
but that's extra.

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00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,540
I can't believe you guys
got me thrown in jail.

200
00:11:58,180 --> 00:12:00,140
It feels so fake,
like I didn't earn it.

201
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,380
Guys,

202
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:07,900
I'm starting to think this might not be
part of the whole bachelor party plan.

203
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,660
Unless she is a stripper.

204
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,020
You know what ?
She might be...

205
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,060
why don't you tell
her to shake it ?

206
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,820
You know, it's so nice to
finally have someone on my side !

207
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:32,900
Hey baby, why don't you rip off that phony
uniform and start shaking your moneymaker ?

208
00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,500
Are you talking to me ?!

209
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:37,780
That's right momma !

210
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:40,660
First of all, I'm
not your momma.

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00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,660
And if you ever talk
to me like that again,

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I will pull your skinny ass through these bars
and find fifty new ways to use my night stick !

213
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,700
I don't know if
she's a stripper,

214
00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:56,660
but she sure knows
how to turn a boy on...

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00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,460
Kelso ! Where the
hell have you been ?

216
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,660
There was an emergency
at the ice cream stand.

217
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:05,300
They hired a new girl
and she's super cute.

218
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:10,340
Yeah guys, so I'm loving spending
my bachelor party in jail.

219
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:12,100
What are you guys gonna
do for my birthday ?

220
00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,380
Set me on fire,
push me off a cliff ?

221
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,700
I'll take care of this

222
00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:20,580
Ahh listen sergeant, ahhh,

223
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,420
I think there was like a big
misunderstanding. You see,

224
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I was supposed to arrest these
guys, n trumped up charges,

225
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,980
and then take 'm to a bachelor
party in the police car

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and then we were gonna watch some
strippers dance and get drunk.

227
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,980
But I was totally gonna be
back by the end of my shift.

228
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,700
Isn't that hilarious ?

229
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:44,700
That lady has no
sense of humour.

230
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:53,660
I want all of you people
out of my house NOW

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00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:57,620
HEY. We're not going anywhere untill we get
our money. I got an unemployed husband to feed.

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Leo, pay these women.

233
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,220
I don't have any money man.

234
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:07,260
All I have is a ticket
for the 1974 World's Fair.

235
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,620
One more year,
I can't wait !

236
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,780
Well I'm all out
of money since

237
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,460
big spender here had
to get the salad bar.

238
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:22,500
Well for heaven's sake Red. I'll just write the
girls a check and the boys can pay us back later.

239
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,300
Fine. It's a
hundred dollars.

240
00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:26,820
Well clearly I am in
the wrong profession.

241
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,380
Does Jackie do this a lot ?

242
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:36,780
Just run off and lock herself in
her room when she gets mad at you ?

243
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,660
Huh. Not always.

244
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,740
Sometimes she just tells
people I'm four months pregnant.

245
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,100
How can you be
friends with her ?

246
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:44,940
Well.

247
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,860
See  the thing
about Jackie...is...

248
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,580
see it's like...

249
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,820
uuhhmmm

250
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,100
Okay look, here's the thing.

251
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,540
Jackie and I have been
through a lot together.

252
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,180
And well...

253
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,340
she's my best friend.

254
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,220
Did you mean that Donna ?

255
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,340
Am I really your
best friend ?

256
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,420
Yeah of course !

257
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:27,620
HA ! Stuff that up your
g-string and smoke it.

258
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,580
Well you might have stolen my boyfriend,
but you're not gonna steal Donna.

259
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,260
So get out, STRIPPER.

260
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,540
YOU get out !

261
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,100
Well you get out times two !

262
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,700
You get out times infinity !

263
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,820
HA, you get out times ten.

264
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:47,580
Okay, you both made
some really good points.

265
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:52,020
But now I think we should sit down
and talk like intelligent adults.

266
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,460
My Trans-Am is
gonna be orange,

267
00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:00,940
with wings. And
wheels made of fire.

268
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:02,900
AND,

269
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,340
when you slam on the
brakes, a parachute

270
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:09,340
shoots  out of the back
with my picture on it

271
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,740
and I'm flippin' you off !

272
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,540
Oh !

273
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,780
Donna, this party
wa such a good idea.

274
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,580
You know what I love ?

275
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:25,700
Watching this airhead stripper wasting
away her last remaining brain cells.

276
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,300
You know what I love ?

277
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,180
Your old boyfriend !

278
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,620
Wait, I just
realised something.

279
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,020
HA, I think I hate you !

280
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,860
That's so lucky,

281
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,380
because I hate you too !

282
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,300
BUT,

283
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,100
I'm gonna put up with
you for Donna's sake.

284
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,900
Cause she doesn't have
very many friends !

285
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:52,300
That's not true Jackie.

286
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,460
I have a ton of friends.

287
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,020
There's...

288
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,660
OH, there's that
one girl who...

289
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:05,660
No !

290
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,380
Listen Hyde, I'm sorry
about this mess man.

291
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:25,220
But you can't get married and not
expect your buds to throw you a party.

292
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:28,100
I mean, your life is
over, we gotta celebrate !

293
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:29,660
Yeah.

294
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,980
Where were you guys
gonna take me anyway ?

295
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,260
The Forman's.

296
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,220
Huh.

297
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:36,860
Where I live.

298
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,740
Yeah I can see why you needed an
elaborate plan to get me there.

299
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:47,580
All right, since officer Kelso was responsible
for this, the rest of you are free to go

300
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,900
It's not your fault your
friend is a complete moron.

301
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,260
Well that's true.

302
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,260
You can't choose
your friends.

303
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:59,540
Don't worry Kelso, we're your
buddies, we're not gonna leave you.

304
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,540
Well I hope he
gets out soon.

305
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,540
We only have those strippers
for another half hour !

306
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,460
I'll see you in hell !

307
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,740
Let the fiesta
of flesh begin !

308
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,100
NO ai NO !

309
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:24,900
How dare you invite
strippers into my home ?!

310
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:28,660
The whole place smells like
strawberries and baby-oil.

311
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:33,500
You idiots tricked me and Kitty into
going out and having a good time.

312
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:36,260
Do you know how
FURIOUS that makes me ?

313
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,380
Sir, if I could
just explain...

314
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:39,940
Who the hell are you ?!

315
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,300
I'm Randy and I just
want to say I'm sorry.

316
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,860
We tried to do something nice for our
friend and things got really out of hand but

317
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,260
I apologise for any disrespect
that we may have shown you

318
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,620
Well Randy,

319
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,820
I'm impressed. That

320
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:59,700
something so articulate could
come out of such a dumb-ass !

321
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:01,900
And YOU,

322
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:04,060
you owe me a
hundred dollars !

323
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,140
Fine.

324
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:09,260
But you better put
on one hell of a show.

325
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,620
Why is it all in
one-dollar bills ?

326
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,220
Cause that's how
you pay strippers.

327
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,700
I was in the war
for God's sake !

328
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,780
You guys are not
gonna believe this.

329
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,220
I was fired !
I'm off the force.

330
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:35,660
Man, if only I have said I
didn't want a bachelor party

331
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,700
maybe none of this
would have happened !

332
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,020
Oh well.

333
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,900
It was humiliating. They took
my badge and they took my gun

334
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:48,740
and then when I went to say goodbye to
the police dog, I accidentally shot him.

335
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:57,380
There is only one thing that
would cheer me up tonight.

336
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:58,740
A strip club ?!

337
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,140
You freaky little
mindreader !

338
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,380
Let's go, I'll drive.
We'll take my cop car.

339
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,660
Wait, you didn't
have to turn that in ?

340
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,700
They didn't even ask !

341
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:16,020
All right guys, sit
back and enjoy the show

342
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,780
Err Leo, when does
the show start ?

343
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,980
This IS the show man.

344
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,620
Where's the stripper ?

345
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:36,060
What  do we need
a stripper for ?

346
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:38,060
We got a giant cake !