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Well Miss Kitty, thank you so much for having lunch with me.
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Well I'm always up for a salad and a Martini in the middle of the day.
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You didn't have a salad.
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Well olives and onions are almost a salad.
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Well I am just glad I can come to you with all my problems.
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Well sure you can Fez. You can talk to me about anything.
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Just to double-check,
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are you sure it's normal for one of them to hang lower then the other?
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Well of course Fez!
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Nobody's earlobes are perfectly symmetrical.
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Kitty Forman?
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Marcia Sullivan?
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How are you?
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And how is that husband of yours?
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Great. He lost 3000 pounds...
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when I took his Mercedes in the divorce.
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Oh you are divorced, what a shame. And they say fourth time's a charm!
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Ahahaha!
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Well you know what, you should come over.
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It's sounds like we've got a lot of catching up to do.
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I'd love that! I'll bring a bottle of wine.
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Oh well that is terrific!
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I can't wait to see you!
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Slut!
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Tight-ass...
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Ah Mrs. Sullivan, hello.
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What can these magic hands do for you today?
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Actually...
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I was thinking of trying something new...
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Well... perhaps we should "rinse and repeat"...
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Donna, this is gonna be your first birthday since breaking up with Eric.
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You know what that means...
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no crappy gifts to return to the Science Fiction-store!
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Yeah,
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I mean guess it'll be kind of a relief not having to give him his birthday spanking.
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He made you spank HIM on YOUR birthday?
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Yeah
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and then he danced around in his underwear going:
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Happy Birthday to meee...
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Sorry to keep you from work.
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Oh don't worry, I already called in and said I was having sex.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Oh my God. Fez just banged an old...
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...s mobile in the driveway with his bike...
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Marcia, I would like you to meet my friends,
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friends I would like you to meet the most ferocious lover on two legs.
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Which by the way, was new for me
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Oh... eeewww...
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It's like watching somebody kiss their grandmother.
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Ouhh, my nana don't kiss like that!
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Mrs. Sullivan, may I ask you something?
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Was I good?
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Good enough.
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YES!
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Nice job Fez.
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Combine two of your favourite passtimes.
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Sex...
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and antiquing.
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You know,
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for years older men have dated younger women.
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And now it's finally okay for a younger man to date an older woman.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is:
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GROSS!
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Say what you want, but Mrs. Sullivan is so much more passionate then girls your age.
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You kids just lie there.
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Mrs. Sullivan, she moves, she shakes, she makes noises.
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Are you sure she wasn't having a stroke?
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Hey, so I was thinking we could all go in together on a birthdaypresent for Donna?
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But I don't know what to get her...
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Oh cool, there's an echo inside my head!
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Hellooooww...
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Balls...
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Hohohoho! Awesome!
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You know I could give Donna make-up. But that would be a waste.
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Might as well just give a dog a snowblower.
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Oh. Kelso did that once.
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Oh no wait,
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he gave his snowblower a dog.
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That was when he was in his "Machines-Should-Have-Pets" phase.
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Bongoooooo's!
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Equadoooooor!
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Is there anybody in here?
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Oh my God,
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the echo just said yes.
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You know, I think I've had enough...
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You know once I caught Donna using lipliner on her eyebrows.
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Seriously, it's like being best friends with Phyllis Diller.
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How about, I get something and we can all give it to Donna together?
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Together.
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Man, I'm not getting the echo.
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Hello?
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There it is...
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Oh oh oh, my friend Marcia Sullivan is here!
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Your friend? I thought you hated her?
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I do!
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But she has the juciest gossip because she is a filthy, disgusting, piece of...
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Marcia!
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Hello Kitty. Hello Red.
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Here Kitty, I brought us some heavenly camomile tea.
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Oh yeah. Tea's nice...
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You said you were gonna bring wine.
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She also said "till death do us part",
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look how that worked out.
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Red, don't you have something to do in the garage?
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I can go to the garage?
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So Marcia...
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Tell me what is going on in that adventurous life of yours?
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Well actually Kitty, I have a wonderful new boyfriend.
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He's delicious. And quite young.
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Young?
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How young?
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40?
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Younger.
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39?
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Younger.
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Well for heaven's sake Marcia, what is younger then 39?
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Kitty I am not gonna tell you. I don't want to shock you.
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19.
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Well I just don't believe this.
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I have a son who is 19.
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Oh that's right.
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I forgot about Eric.
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Where is that handsome son of yours these days?
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Oh.
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Don't you even think about it. He is in Africa, with the lions, where he's safe.
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Well he's gotta come back sometime.
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Touch him and I'll kill you in your sleep!
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OH... Ahahahaha!
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Well
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another day, another romp with Mrs. Sullivan.
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Actually is was three romps, but who is counting?
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It was four.
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Hey guys, I got Donna's birthday present.
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It's a little wrinkled and musty but
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so is Fez' girlfriend and he seems to like her.
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"My parents went to Lake Michigan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
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I can relate too.
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My mom once went to Lake Michigan.
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All I got was a half-brother.
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T-shirt?
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What a lousy present.
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It even says so, right on the present.
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Hey,
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if you guys don't like the present, you can steal her something better.
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Okay well,
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what kind of stuff is Donna into anyway?
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I don't know.
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Beef?
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No, seriously, Donna is a cool girl.
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I think we should get her something cool.
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Why because you wanna have sex with her?
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No, I'd do the same thing for you if it were your birthday.
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Ah, so you wanna have sex with me?
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Yeah Fez,
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I wanna have sex with you!
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I rather have a sweater...
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and it's August 4th.
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If you can't find gift ideas for Donna in here,
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just give her what I do,
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coupons for 15 minutes of Bob-time.
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You know I...
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I always forget how big Donna's room is.
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It looks much smaller from the tree across the street.
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Hey look at this!
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Donna uses the same hairspray as...
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my sister.
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Ohhh look at this. Donna's diary.
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Oh I haven't looked in here in like a month.
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Ah damn, it's locked.
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Ah the keys are in one of the desk drawers.
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I'm not sure which.
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There's always a branch blocking my view.
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Eh okay, I'm heading out, but I think what Donna needs for her birthday.
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Thicker curtains and a restraining order
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Oh my God Fez,
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listen to what Donna wrote, it's from a few weeks ago:
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"Hyde hired this new guy Randy at the record-store. And he's really cute."
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Donna thinks Randy is cute!
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Can you believe this?
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Jackie you shouldn't be reading that!
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It's a complete invasion of privacy.
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Oh if I get just the right angle on this mirror... I can see Donna when she sleeps...
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Here Donna,
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I made you a coupon for your birthday.
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"Good for one Knock-Knock-joke. No Who's-there required".
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Wow, dreams can come true.
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See that Red?
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Kids love those.
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You should have made them for Eric.
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Yeah I suppose I could have given him a
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"Get My Foot Out Of Your Ass Free" card.
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Ladies and gentleman, I present to you
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a simply sweet confection and she is carrying a cake too!
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Oh my goodness stop it!
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Ahahahaha!
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Wow Randy, look at your shirt.
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Uhh Donna, how would you describe Randy's shirt?
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Uhm...
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well-buttoned?
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CUTE!
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You would say it's cute!
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I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "adorable".
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Marcia!
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Ahhh there's my lady!
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What in the world?
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Oh, you didn't know?
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Yeah, Fez is dating an older lady.
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Apparently, you taking him to all these PTA-meetings really payed off.
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Fez is your younger man? MY Fez?
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Isn't he gorgeous?
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I think I'll keep him for a couple of months.
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Did you hear that?
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I'm booked till March.
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Fez you can't date her.
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Why not?
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Well in the first place: she's so...
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old.
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Isn't she kind of the same age as Mrs. Forman?
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Yeah say that louder, that'll really help.
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How dare you dig your... your
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dirty claws into this innocent boy?
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Wow, it's like she was right in the room with us.
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Fez, this is an atrocity.
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You two have to stop seeing each other right now.
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You can't tell me what to do, your not my mother.
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You know what...
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Fine,
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then you just... you do whatever the hell you want
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Marcia!
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It's me, Bob Pinciotti.
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Ahhh.
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I asked you out last month.
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I thought you were moving to Costa Rica.
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Kitty?
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Oh no!
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What's wrong?
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Ice,
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Margarita-mix,
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the top from the bottle of tequila.
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Good Lord, she took the blender!
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She's in the dining room.
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I'll be in the garage. Save yourselves!
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I can't believe Fez was seduced by that cradle-robbing slut.
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You girls throw it around like footballplayers, couldn't one of you have slept with him?
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Mrs. Forman,
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you need to understand something.
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Fez is a deviant weirdo.
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We're just glad he is doing it with a person and not a couch
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a tree or my pillow.
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After all I have done for that boy, he has the nerve to say you're not my mother.
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If that's even what he said.
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Because...
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who can understand anything that comes out of that ungrateful marsh-mouth.
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Wow.
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Fez and an older divorced woman.
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You know,
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if I were a divorced older woman, I would take everything from my ex-husband.
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SUFFER YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Haa! Can't wait to be divorced.
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Well,
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if he doesn't want me mothering him, fine I'm done!
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Next Christmas,
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his stocking will not be hung by the chimney with care.
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It will be tossed in the garbage with...
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hair!
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This place uses too much ice!
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Here you go Donna.
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Happy birthday.
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I was gonna put a ribbon around it, but you know,
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I barely care.
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Wow Hyde,
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thanks! I have the same shirt from the other lakes but I needed this one.
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Wait.
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You collect these shirts?
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Steven how did you know that?
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Oh because one time I heard Donna say:
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I collect these shirts.
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I like when Donna wears shirts with writing on them.
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The words just pop out at you.
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Donna,
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for your birthday, I'm taking you on a journey.
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Where you ask?
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To a Journey-concert!
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Why you ask?
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Cause I saw you had a poster of them in your room.
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What was I doing in your room you ask?
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Hey,
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stop asking questions,
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we're going to see Journey!
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Oh thanks!
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Donna, I'm sorry I didn't get you a present.
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I was gonna go shopping, but
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Mrs. Sullivan is not gonna be around forever.
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I gotta make every moment count.
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Eh yeah Fez, about that.
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We just talked to Mrs. Forman and we learned a couple of things.
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First of all, you get a few Margarita's in her and she's a fairly decent tapdancer.
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And also,
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she is really upset about what you said.
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Yeah Fez, she thinks of you like a son.
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I mean,
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you know, think about it.
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(Eydie Gorme) Wherever we go,
whatever we do
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We're gonna go through it
together
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(Steve Lawrence)
We may not go far
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But sure as a star
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Wherever we are,
it's together
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Wherever I go,
I know he goes
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Wherever I go,
I know she goes
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No fits, no fights, no feuds
and no egos
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Amigos
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Together
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Through thick
and through thin
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All out or all in
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And whether it's win,
place or show
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With you for me
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And me for you
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We'll muddle through
whatever we do
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Together wherever we go
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You know,
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Miss Kitty has done a lot for me.
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Maybe I should go talk to her.
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And on the way I'll pick up a box of chocolates.
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Good.
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Yeah Fez, I think she'd really like that.
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Oh then I'll pick her up one too.
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Happy birthday. I got you a new diary.
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Well I noticed you needed a new one when I was reading your old one.
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YOU READ MY DIARY?
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I didn't say that!
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You just said that!
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Oh you don't know what I said.
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But,
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I also noticed you think Randy is cute.
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What?
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I do not, that was just something I wrote, I barely meant it.
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Oh uhuh!
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Then why are you going to the concert with him?
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You don't even like Journey!
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I love Journey.
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There the Beatles of our generation.
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Oh come on! Who are you kidding?
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The only reason you put up that poster is to cover the hole Fez was using to spy on you in the shower.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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I think Randy is cute.
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But it's not a big deal. Because...
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I have to go. Write in your diary, I'll read it tomorrow
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Miss Kitty?
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Oh hi Fez.
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I'd get up, but my back's still sore from that knife you stuck in it.
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Listen Tutankhamen,
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you need to fix this.
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My wife has been sitting there calm and quiet all day.
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I disarmed landmines in Korea.
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But I have never been this nervous that something's about to explode.
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Miss Kitty?
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I would like to apologize for saying that you were not my mother.
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Why? It's the truth.
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Why don't you just tell me I'm fat too!
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See, you treated me like a son, and I didn't mean to hurt you.
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So,
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if it will fix things,
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I would like to take your advice
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and stop seeing Mrs. Sullivan.
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Okay look Fez.
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It's your life.
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You can do whatever you wanna do.
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See but the problem is, that on the one hand I want your approval
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and on the other
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I wanna be with women in ways that frankly would turn your stomach.
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Okay.
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Okay Fez.
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If you really see me as your mother,
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then you need to do what any good son would do in this situation.
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Lie to me.
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What do you mean?
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Okay. Well.
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When Eric was still here,
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every friday night he would tell me he was going out with his friends to the movies.
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But we weren't at the movies, we were drinking beer and peeing from the top of the...
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oooooooooh!
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So you see?
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Not telling each other what they don't wanna hear is what being a family is all about.
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Thank you Miss Kitty.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to not have sex with Mrs. Sullivan
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on her washing machine.
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You have fun at the movies!
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Hey Dad.
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I was thinking of cashing in one of my birthday coupons.
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I'll take you up on one free game of "Boboboply".
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Listen Donna,
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I know those are just for laughs but I wanted to get you something serious too.
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So here.
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Peanut Brittle huh?
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Boy, I sure do love this stuff!
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You didn't even see it coming!
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Yeah, just like last year!