1 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,400 Wow. 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,720 I didn't think I was gonna like Kramer vs. Kramer, 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,800 but that's back when I thought we were gonna watch it. 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,920 Yeah, for a PG movie there's a lot of sexual content. 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,640 You know, I have noticed something about you. 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,960 You only like to make out in secret, dark places. 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,040 What are you talking about? 8 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,680 Yesterday you drove me half a mile into the woods. 9 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,240 I've never dated an Italian girl. 10 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,160 I thought I was gonna get whacked! 11 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:37,760 Well it's just... 12 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,480 okay I'm a little nervous about telling my friends about us. 13 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,640 Come on. What's the worst thing that could happen if we told them? 14 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,680 Okay, let me put it this way. 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,640 Two years ago I walked into the basement and my jeans had a hole in the butt. 16 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,000 To this day they call me Poopchute Sally. 17 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,280 Poopchute Sally? 18 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,560 Okay let's go, I don't want to run into anyone after the movie. 19 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,160 Oeh... busted! 20 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,440 Wow! 21 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,200 Unbelievable. 22 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,920 After all that, 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,800 she gives the kid back to Dustin Hoffman? That bitch is crazy! 24 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,120 I can't get over Donna and Randy making out like that. 25 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,640 It was all broad shoulders and blond hair, 26 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,640 I could barely tell which one was the boy. 27 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,800 They should save that passion for her bedroom. 28 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,720 Where I have a better view. 29 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,440 I thought it was like watching Donna make out with Forman. 30 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,400 Except Randy wasn't constantly saying: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 31 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,960 Well, we're off to buy curtains for Eric's room. 32 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,880 We're making it into a sewing area, 33 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,800 so I thought a nice floral print might really pretty it up. 34 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,600 It's all part of our plan to make Eric's room less girlie. 35 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,720 I wanted to make my room more manly 36 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,960 so I put up some posters of the Village People. 37 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,000 Mission accomplished. 38 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,880 Oh oh oh well, I want to get to the fabric store before Mary's quilting club shows up. 39 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,280 Those fat cows think they own the remnant box. 40 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,240 Oh crap. 41 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,800 I stashed something real important, real illegal up in Forman's room. 42 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,080 Where'd you hide it? 43 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,240 I don't know. 44 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,800 I was under the influence of it when I hid it. 45 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,240 Oooooh, hey, it's Donna and Randy. 46 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,720 Where have you guys been.... Donna & Randy? 47 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,880 Oh. Well I was at the park. 48 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,800 Where I was practicing my violin. 49 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,400 For a family of ducks. 50 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,400 I was at home. 51 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,280 Huh. That's simple. 52 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,880 Really? Cause you know, we went to see Kramer vs. Kramer, 53 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,000 but instead we saw Randy's hand versus Donna's bra strap... 54 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:49,040 I believe it was directed by Francis Ford Cop-A-Feel. 55 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,640 Donna! Why didn't you just tell us you were going out with Randy? 56 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,720 I don't know, it was just you know, you guys are friends with Eric and 57 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:57,920 I didn't know what you'd think. 58 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,120 I'm happy for you. 59 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,160 Yeah man, whatever. 60 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,680 Yeah I think it's great. 61 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,400 I mean you finally found a guy that is stronger then you and that's hard to do. 62 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,560 Okay, great! 63 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,160 Cool, now we can all hang out and it won't be awkward. 64 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,440 You know, 65 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:23,080 it is this kind of awkwardness reminds me of the time when Dad brought this chick home. 66 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,640 In the morning and she turned out to be a guy. 67 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,600 Although Tony did make me a kick-ass Denver Almond. 68 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,400 Well, I have a question of a theme that'll make things less awkward. 69 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,800 Randy, when you kiss Donna, is it smooth like melted fudge? 70 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,960 Or... rough like a cock fight? 71 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,120 Fez! 72 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,560 Now that is personal! 73 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,200 So have you guys had sex yet? 74 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:51,960 Jackie! 75 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:54,880 My money is on no. 76 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,160 Donna is a strong independent woman, 77 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,440 who feels that men should respect women for their minds. 78 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,160 In other words, she's a big fat tease. 79 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,240 Well I think it is going to happen soon. 80 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,400 Because normally Donna only shaves her legs up to her knees. 81 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,600 But this morning, she went all the way from Miami to Jacksonville. 82 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,120 Oh Fez, thank you so much for getting me a job as a hair consultant. 83 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,960 Well I told my boss that you were reliable and hard-working. 84 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,920 Awww... you lied for me! 85 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,240 Hey there Fez. 86 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:36,640 Hillary. 87 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,640 I saved you a bite of my cinnamon muffin… 88 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,040 Oh what a coincidence. 89 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,680 I saved you a bite of my cinnamon bun! 90 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,280 Ahhh I would do anything to go out with that hot little number. 91 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,600 Well have you asked her out yet? 92 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,160 Well I found that if a man creates mystery, 93 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,640 the woman will come to him. 94 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:55,640 So you’re scared? 95 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,800 Terrified. 96 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,840 But I think it is time for you to get to work. 97 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,160 Okay. 98 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:06,160 Wow. Sooo, okay, the first thing we’re gonna do is ... uhm ... 99 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,920 get rid of these curls cause they kinda make you look like a poodle… 100 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,680 What the hell are you doing? 101 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,960 You are not supposed to talk to the customers! 102 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,360 Wha…I’m the hair consultant! 103 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,280 Why I said that to get you down here. The truth is, 104 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,320 you’re our sweep-up girl. 105 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:33,120 What? No, no no no, that’s the pathetic foreign girl with the wandering eye who sweeps up the hair. 106 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,480 No. She’s your boss. 107 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,280 Hm. I’ve always been curious about something…. 108 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,680 Heavens! 109 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:58,520 Oh, hey. Didn’t know you guys were starting this early. 110 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,680 It’s two in the afternoon! 111 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,160 Yeah that damn school bus bringing home those kids woke me up again. 112 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,800 So uhh you guys find anything interesting? 113 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:14,880 Oh well, I did find this Good Housekeeping under Eric’s bed 114 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,760 and apparently he was very interested in self-breast exams. 115 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:27,400 Yeah. Mrs. Forman, I think the only thing he was interested in was examining himself. 116 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,120 Oh well Steven, that is a perfectly normal biological function. 117 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,040 And my baby never did that! 118 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:40,520 Hey Red, you need some help? 119 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,360 Nah nah, I’m just boxing up some of Eric’s awards. 120 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,400 Ah it was a proud day when he came home with this beauty. 121 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,200 Cub Scout Fair. 122 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,200 Prettiest Non-Functioning Kite. 123 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,640 Uhm Mrs. Forman, my Dad said you had something for me? 124 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,920 Oh yes honey. 125 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:07,000 I found some things I thought you might wanna hold on to. 126 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,680 These are gifts and notes that you gave to Eric 127 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,120 and it’s not like I read any of them but you have some potty-mouth… 128 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,440 Mrs. Forman, like… 129 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,240 seriously, Eric and I are through. 130 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,560 Oh honey I know you think that now 131 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,360 but he’ll be back soon and you’ll... 132 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,040 you'll have one of those talks on the hood of the car, yes I watch! 133 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,840 But you’ll be right back together. 134 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,960 No we won’t. 135 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,520 I’m..I’m moving on. 136 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,800 And it’s not easy, cause I mean everywhere I look something reminds me of Eric. 137 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,160 I’m sure this area in particular brings back a lot of memories… 138 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,800 You went out again last night? 139 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:49,800 Yup. 140 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,560 I left a club with a creamy white girl and a chocolaty black girl. 141 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,120 We went home and made hot fudge sundae. 142 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,440 And then we did it. 143 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,800 Uh Fez, why are you lying to her? 144 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,400 But you didn’t go out last night! 145 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:14,120 You were lying in front of the TV trying to look up Victoria Principal’s dress. 146 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,920 Don’t you have some hair to sweep, sweep up-girl? 147 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,240 Huh no. The place is clean! 148 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,480 Don’t worry, that’s how the kids are wearing it nowadays. 149 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,760 Happy birthday Eric! 150 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,000 I have a sexy surprise for you... 151 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,440 look across into my window. 152 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,040 Yeah, I thought you liked those. 153 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,400 Now come over here, and I'll.... 154 00:09:59,400 --> 00:09:59,880 Hey! 155 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:00,840 Hey! 156 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:01,680 What's up? 157 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,040 Nothing, just you know. Hanging out. 158 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,000 Cool. 159 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,440 Never sat on a hood of a car with a girl before. 160 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,960 Yeah, actually you know what, this car was kind of... 161 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,520 Ohhh light saber! 162 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,520 Yeah that belonged to someone... 163 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,640 Check it out! 164 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,000 I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you! 165 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,200 Stop it! 166 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,760 What the hell?! 167 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,040 I'm sorry! 168 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,760 I'm sorry. This is, this is just too weird. 169 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,840 I can't do this! I can't see you anymore! 170 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,520 You could've just said you didn't like Star Wars! 171 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,080 Mrs. Forman, you wouldn't believe the lies Fez tells this girl at work. 172 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,920 I mean he is pretending to be someone else completely. 173 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,080 So what, you pretend to be someone else every time you put on make-up. 174 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,720 I have seen you in the morning, your face looks like scrambled eggs. 175 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,760 Well we all do a little pretending. 176 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:14,120 Sometimes when I'm bringing in the groceries, I pretend to be Scarlett O'Hara. 177 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,480 And I look at all the brown bags and I say: 178 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:22,120 As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again! 179 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,400 Oh oh, and sometimes with Red I..... 180 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,000 Okay well the point is it's okay to pretend. 181 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:42,040 Look ... I like Hillary and I was afraid that if she knew the real Fez that she wouldn't like me so... 182 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,200 I created a new Fez. 183 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,680 A better Fez. 184 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,160 I call this Fez: Work-Fez. 185 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,560 You should see me down there... 186 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,080 Okay, let's do this! 187 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:13,240 Whoooo is your man, that would risk his neck for his brother man? 188 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,520 Fez! 189 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,400 You're damn right! 190 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:21,040 Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about? 191 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:21,960 Fez! 192 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,560 Right on! 193 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,480 Yo, they say this cat Fez is a bad mother. 194 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,360 Shut your mouth! 195 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,720 I'm talking about Fez! 196 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,440 Then we can dig it! 197 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:36,680 He's a complicated man and no-one understands him but his woman. 198 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,480 Work-Fez! 199 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:53,360 I wondered why the last time I came in you said my hair look blackalicious! 200 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,800 Hyde, I hope I did the right thing with Randy. 201 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,400 I just feel weird, starting up a new relationship. 202 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,640 Yeah well you know, it's though when you've been with someone for a long time. 203 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,320 Like, just the other day, I heard this burglar alarm, 204 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,640 and it was making this really awful high-pitched squealing noise. 205 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,880 I found myself thinking about Jackie. 206 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,720 Well, you know I think I might have hurt Randy's feelings. 207 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,240 Hi Donna. 208 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:21,680 Hey. 209 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,480 Randy is helping me build Kitty's sewing table. 210 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:29,600 We're gonna make it real nice so she feels obliged to spend hours up here. 211 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,880 Hey Steven, how ‘bout taking a ride with me down to the lumberyard before they close? 212 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,320 No, I’m good. 213 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,320 Nah, you’re coming. 214 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,320 See I know that you hid dope up here. 215 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,680 And if you found it while I was gone, 216 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,520 I’d miss that pathetic look on your face when I flush it down the toilet. 217 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,720 You’re a messed up dude. 218 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,640 Yeah. Come on! 219 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,880 So uhm…Randy I just wanna make sure that 220 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,040 you know, I hope we can still be friends. 221 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,800 Yeah. I’m cool with that. 222 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,880 Well aren’t you just Beaver freakin’ Cleaver!? 223 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,840 You want me to be a jerk? 224 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,640 Well it would make breaking up with you a lot easier. 225 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,680 Donna. I’m sorry, I don’t want this to be hard for you. 226 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,600 There you go again. 227 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,880 Fine. I won’t say another word! 228 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,040 Oh, now you’re gonna show me the muscles?! 229 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,560 I’m Randy, I got big muscles! I’m good looking! 230 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,560 You're an ass! 231 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,040 So, when are you and I gonna go out and put the fever back in Saturday night? 232 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,400 Or Thursday, whenever you’re free… 233 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,680 I don’t think I could keep up with you. 234 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,080 Ohohohohhh… I think you’ll be fine. 235 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,160 How do you know? 236 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,840 Have you guys gone out? 237 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,120 Oh God no. 238 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,080 No, we’re just roommates. 239 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:57,080 Wait, Fez, you told me you had your own place? 240 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,520 You called it the Feznasium. 241 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,760 Of…of course I do! 242 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,640 I found this poor thing wandering around the street so I’m letting her stay on pad. 243 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,160 Yes. I am teaching her the ways of love. 244 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,040 Okay, that’s it. Hillary, you know what, 245 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,920 everything that Fez has told you is a lie. 246 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,800 He doesn’t go out, he’s in bed by nine! 247 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,080 And his idea of a threesome is Neapolitan ice-cream. 248 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,360 Look ... Look, I don’t know what she is talking about, 249 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,960 this what happens when you hire a girl right off the boat! 250 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,320 Oh really?! 251 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,320 Okay, here, take a look inside his backpack. 252 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,440 That’s my backpack! 253 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,680 “When the phone never rings, a beginners guide to self-love”? 254 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,280 Anybody lose a backpack? 255 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,960 Hey Donna. 256 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,440 Come here and take a look at this sewing table. 257 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,760 It even got a cup-holder, like Kitty asked. 258 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,920 Now that Randy is a pretty sure-up kid, he build this thing in two days. 259 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:05,160 The only thing Eric ever made was this crappy bird house. 260 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,960 Oh yeah! 261 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:13,160 He was always too afraid to use the drill so he just painted the hole on there. 262 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,720 Yeah, and one by one, an entire family of bluebirds flew to their deaths… 263 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,160 Mr. Forman, 264 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,640 what would you think if I…hypothetically… 265 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,440 possibly…maybe…started dating a new guy? 266 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,200 I’d say I think you can do whatever the hell you want. 267 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,160 My dumb-ass son broke up with you. 268 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,400 You are gonna have your own life. 269 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,720 I have absolutely no problem with you dating Randy. 270 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,880 W…you know about that? 271 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,120 Oh come on. 272 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,480 You’re eyes nearly popped out of your head when you saw him in that tool belt. 273 00:16:59,080 --> 00:16:59,880 Okay cool. 274 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,520 It really means a lot to me that you guys are okay with this. 275 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,640 No no no wait no, I’m okay. 276 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,120 For the love of God, don’t tell Kitty. 277 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,200 I’d have to make her a bigger cup holder! 278 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,160 Thanks a lot Jackie. 279 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,880 Now Hillary thinks I’m a crazy self-loving pervert. 280 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,680 Well, she was gonna think that eventually! 281 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,920 Fez, I’m confused. 282 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,680 Why have you been lying to me? 283 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:37,080 Well I wanted you to think I was cool, so you’d go out with me, but now you hate me. 284 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,560 Actually, I don’t. 285 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,600 Before, I was always so intimidated, but 286 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,320 now that I know you’re just a regular guy, 287 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,960 I’d totally go out with you! 288 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,840 Even after you saw my... 289 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,640 book? 290 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,680 You’re lonely. 291 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,840 I think it’s cute and endearing. 292 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,480 Uhm I think you mean gross and appalling? 293 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,960 Jackie, he’s a lost soul! 294 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,400 Someone has to take care of him. 295 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:11,840 Yes. 296 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,040 I’m broken. 297 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,760 Fix me. 298 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,160 Perfect. 299 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,320 It's just like my grandpa used to say: 300 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,920 you measure it twice, everything’s nice. 301 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,440 Actually, in his later years, it was all he said. 302 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,240 Hey Red, can you hand me that box of drawer handles? 303 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,800 What’s this? 304 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,160 Oh! That’s mine! Oh….crap. 305 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,280 A macramé owl?! 306 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,040 What the hell kinda pansy-ass thing is this?! 307 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,640 I do macramé. 308 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,400 It’s my therapy. 309 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,960 Well I didn’t realize you were so stressed out… 310 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,440 But I think you’ll feel a lot better... 311 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,320 once you get the sex-change. 312 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:17,960 There's my therapy! 313 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:20,880 Hey. 314 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,880 Found your stash? 315 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:23,600 Yep. 316 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,120 Now I'm gonna punish it for hiding on me. 317 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,040 By burning it. 318 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,160 Okay look, I've been thinking about this 319 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,880 and before on the car, I think I might have over-reacted. 320 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,200 It's just that I was in a relationship for a really long time. 321 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,440 And it's gonna take me a while to get used to something new. 322 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,920 Donna, I get it. 323 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,400 Okay. 324 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,040 Great. So let's just you know, take it slow and see where it goes. 325 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,560 I'm cool with that ... Poopchute-Sally. 326 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,200 Shut up... 327 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,120 Oh my god! 328 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,760 In Eric's bedroom? 329 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,920 You two-timing whore! 330 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,180 Here's a tissue. 331 00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:19,620 Thank you. 332 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,260 It's gonna be okay. 333 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,620 It's just so sad, 334 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:28,740 how could I drop an entire box of M&M's on the floor?! 335 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,580 Do you want me to go buy you a new one? 336 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,020 It 337 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,380 was 338 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,780 the 339 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:38,820 last 340 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,180 one.