1 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:09,880 Fez… 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,600 I didn’t say anything when you started spying on Donna... 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,360 I kept my mouth shut when you hid in the dirty towel bin to peep on the cheerleaders... 4 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,560 But if you get your jollies listening to people go potty… 5 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,600 I’m calling a doctor. 6 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:28,320 Shhh, I’m trying to see if Jackie’s okay. She’s been in the bathroom for hours, crying. 7 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,040 Oh my God! 8 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,120 You had sex with her! 9 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:34,840 No! 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,440 She told me she wanted to be my girlfriend and I turned her down. 11 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,920 What? Why? 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,440 Because she didn’t mean it. 13 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,160 She never wanted me before. 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,160 And now that she’s desperate, suddenly I’m the guy for her. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,960 But as soon as she’s happy, she’ll dump me. 16 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,520 So I told her to get lost and now she’s in tears. 17 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,880 Well, what kind of crying is it? Is it like... 18 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,240 "my life is over" kinda crying or... 19 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,280 ...hysterical sobbing like the time Kelso sat on his nads? 20 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,920 No it’s bad. I tried everything to get her out. I yelled "Fire!"... 21 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:13,360 I made monkey-noises and said "Wow that’s a gigantic monkey". 22 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,280 But no luck. She must be a complete wreck. 23 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,280 Oh hey guys! 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,440 Oh. She’s perfectly fine. So you definitely didn’t have sex with her. 25 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,880 Jackie, you’re okay? 26 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,480 Oh no. No I’m not okay. 27 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,960 I just decided being sad is a waste of time. 28 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:36,200 You see, a more productive use of my time is revenge. 29 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,160 So get ready. 30 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:44,440 Because I am going to rain doom down on your stupid foreign head! 31 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,400 That didn’t seem so bad Fez. I wouldn’t worry about it. 32 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,320 - You wouldn’t? - No. 33 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,800 That’s because I’m safe. 34 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,680 You should be freakin’ terrified. 35 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,960 Hey hey! Just got back from Florida. 36 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:45,960 Wanna see my tan lines? 37 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,680 Oh, for gosh sakes, Bob! 38 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,080 Joke's on you! I don't got no tan lines! Whoohoo! 39 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,840 You were in Florida? 40 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,760 Yeah, I was gone for three weeks. You didn’t notice? 41 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,400 I just figured my migraine medicine was working. 42 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,840 Uhuh. Boy it was beautiful down there. 43 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:18,680 The ocean, the sunshine and Disneyworld is a great place to pick up single moms. 44 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,800 In fact, I like Florida so much I’m selling the house and I’m moving there. 45 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,600 You’re selling your house?! 46 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,000 What if someone annoying moves in?! 47 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,200 I bought a condo. And get ready for this... 48 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,760 I’m gonna open a bait shop. 49 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,960 What a great idea... 50 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,680 That way, when the hundreds of other bait shops down there run out of stock, there you’ll be! 51 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,520 So, you think I'm stupid because I want to open a bait shop? 52 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,120 No, of course not! 53 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,800 I think you want to open a bait shop because you're stupid. 54 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,200 Well, I didn't come in here to be ridiculed. 55 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,000 Then you shouldn't have worn that shirt! 56 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,400 Red, you need to go over there and apologize to Bob. 57 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:11,600 He came here all excitd about his idea and you just made him feel bad about himself. 58 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,680 Yeah, he never saw it coming. 59 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,080 So did you get Jackie back for flushing your tootbrush down the toilet? 60 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:27,160 No. Only four out of five dentists recommend brushing, so I just go to the other guy. 61 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,800 How about for micro-waving your hand-lotion? 62 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,600 No, the heat feels nice on my... 63 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,600 ...hands. 64 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,160 Well, what are you gonna do to her for ripping all of the buttons of your shirt? 65 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,400 Thank her. I look fabulous! 66 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,360 Man, what is wrong with you? 67 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,080 She tore your shirt for easy access, when Jackie gets angry, she goes straight for the nipple. 68 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,000 Hyde, I turned her down, she has every right to be angry. 69 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,560 But the worst of it is over, so I’m gonna let bygones be bygones. 70 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,720 Fez, let me tell you a little story. 71 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,000 Once upon a time there was a young girl named Jackie. 72 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,680 She destroyed everything in her path cause she was Satan’s child. 73 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:15,800 The end! 74 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,240 Ahhh, I see your point. 75 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,480 Wait, what’s your point? 76 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,200 My point is she’s evil man! You gotta get back at her, you gotta fight fire with fire. 77 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,680 Are you suggesting I set her on fire?! What has happened to you? 78 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,560 I’m just saying that every time Jackie hurts you, you gotta hurt her worse. 79 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,960 I don’t know, that sounds like a senseless cycle of violence. 80 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,600 Yeah. That’s the best and funniest kind. 81 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,480 Look this whole thing will blow over once I talk to her about everything. 82 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,000 Holy crap! 83 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,800 My car! Jackie ruined my car! 84 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,120 And you don’t have insurance. 85 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,240 Haha! Good one, Jackie. 86 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,000 And look what she wrote on the side. Fez has a tiny... 87 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,280 I do not! 88 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,480 It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. 89 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,760 I only look for comparison! 90 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,720 Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her war. 91 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,480 Whatever you say, Tiny. 92 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,320 If it's so small, why would I name it Big John? 93 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,400 Dad I don’t wanna move to Florida. 94 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,720 - Sure you do! - No I don’t! 95 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,800 - C'mon, who doesn't want to move to Florida? - Me! 96 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,960 Oh. Well, geez, you should have said that before I put the house on the market. 97 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,960 You put the house on the market? 98 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,600 Relax, honey, I can always take it off. 99 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,720 - You can? - No, it sold this morning. 100 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,120 Well look who it is. 101 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,200 Come over to insult me again? I don’t know, maybe... 102 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,680 ...take another cheap shot at my outfit? 103 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,200 Okay. There is nothing wrong with your outfits. 104 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,320 Red thinks they’re tacky but I’ve explained to him that you’re just Italian. 105 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,680 Anyway, Red has something he’d like to say to you. Go ahead. 106 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:28,120 Bob. I’m sorry that I said that your idea is stupid. 107 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,160 - And… - And… 108 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,880 ...the next time you have a stupid idea I’ll just keep my mouth shut. 109 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:38,920 You know what Red? 110 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,560 I really don’t give a damn what you think. 111 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,080 All these years I’d have to put up with you cutting me down... 112 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,520 ...calling me dumb-ass, well guess what, you're the dumb-ass! 113 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,920 You’re nothing but a cranky *bleep* who thinks he’s *bleep* his dogsday... 114 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,400 ...so you can blow it out your *bleep* ass! 115 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:00,080 What, what, what you wanna hit me? Go ahead you bald *bleep*... 116 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:10,080 Yeah go ahead, do it, I’m not afraid of you, in fact, I’ll kick your boney *bleep* ass right now! 117 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,400 Bob, you’ve got some nerve! 118 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,080 Good for you! 119 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:28,280 It’s about time you stuck up for yourself and acted like a man. 120 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,320 I’m sorry Red it just slipped out! 121 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,040 I’m so sorry Fez. 122 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,960 - I was just outside and I read that you have a tiny…- Shut it! 123 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,960 Fez, you gotta do something man. Because Jackie is just getting started. 124 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,440 When she gets mad, she is like a revenge machine. 125 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,920 She will destroy you because she can! 126 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,640 Get out man! I gotta get out! I gotta get out!... 127 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,240 Huh… flashback… 128 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,920 Vandalizing your car man? That’s disturbed. 129 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,600 I mean that car is the only thing that defines you as a man. 130 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,160 - You know, because you have such a tiny…- Enough! 131 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,600 I gotta get back at her. Oh I know, I’ll break her TV. 132 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,040 Ahhh but then I’ll just miss Gilligan. 133 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,320 If you’re gonna retaliate, you need to hit Jackie where it hurts. 134 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,720 Ahhh, like in the face? 135 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,760 No! What does Jackie love the most? 136 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,720 Herself. All she cares about is her looks. 137 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,600 You’re exactly right. 138 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,800 I’m gonna buy some bleach and some razor blades... 139 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,720 and after I do my laundry and shave, I’ll think of what to do to Jackie. 140 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,920 You guys are never going to believe this. 141 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,560 My Dad is moving to Florida. 142 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,960 Florida is nice. My Mom spend three years down there. 143 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,880 Supposed to be five but she got time off for good behaviour. 144 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,240 I’ve got no place to live! What am I gonna do? 145 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,440 Why don’t you move in with me? 146 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,240 Donna? Randy asked you a question. 147 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,440 And I for one am giddy with anticipation to hear the answer. 148 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,440 I just meant, we’re dating and I’ve got the room... 149 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,400 and if you got homesick I could walk around naked with my robe open like your Dad. 150 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,640 I don’t know, I mean I never really thought about moving in. 151 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,800 I mean we hardly… well I do need a place to live… 152 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,280 but you don’t want me invading… well we do watch the same shows… 153 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,880 What the hell, sure! 154 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,120 Then what the hell sure it is! 155 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,800 Jackie is about to get out of the bathroom. 156 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,360 Wait until you see what I did to her. 157 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,480 Fez, if this is the ex-lax prank, I’d rather hear about it then see it. 158 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,560 No it’s better. 159 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,600 And she’s turning the shower off… 160 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,680 she’s getting out… 161 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,720 look at herself in the mirror and… 162 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,800 AAAARRRGGHHHH! 163 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,720 FEZ! 164 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,120 Ho ho ho, Green Jackie! 165 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,520 Fez, you completely ruined my hair! 166 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,160 You destroyed my car! 167 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,880 I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down! 168 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,960 You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything! 169 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,000 Actually I remember a lot of crying. 170 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,360 Yes I cried. Because I have feelings. Unlike you Jackie. 171 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,280 Oh, huhuh. I have feelings. 172 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,960 And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world... 173 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,680 - ...that you have a tiny… - IT’S NORMAL SIZED! 174 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,520 Well you know what, I’m glad I turned you down. 175 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,240 Because you are a mean, bitter girl. 176 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,040 And now, you’re ugly on the outside like you are ugly in the inside. 177 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,560 Holy crap man, cover your nipples! 178 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,840 I can’t believe that’s what you really think of me. 179 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,280 Well it is. 180 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:10,040 Fine. I’ll just go pack up my things and get out of your life. 181 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,280 Damn man, that was harsh. 182 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,760 Yeah. Must have been my Jamaican fire. 183 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,480 So… you’re from Jamaica? 184 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,760 No, "Jamaican Fire". It’s my new cologne. 185 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:42,760 See, these blue buildings are condo’s and the green ones those are cabana’s. 186 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,400 What is that yellow building? 187 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,160 Oh that’s CheeseWhiz, I was reading in bed. 188 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:54,600 Wow. This design is great. You know, the way these condo’s are layed out... 189 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:59,600 you could spend your entire life and never have to interact with your idiot neighbours. 190 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,760 Oh, and look at the streetnames... 191 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,800 Orange Grove Avenue, Grapefruit Lane, Pineapple Road, 192 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,080 it’s like living in a fruit salad! 193 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,160 Anyway, I couldn’t help but notice they got 200 brand new beachfront homes... 194 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,160 each with a dock, but no bait shop within five miles. 195 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,480 You can fish of your own pier? 196 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,440 That means you don’t have to get your lines tangled up... 197 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,080 with some dumb-ass who doesn’t know what they’re doing? 198 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,360 You’re the one who invited me! 199 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,320 Ah, you guys should move down there too. 200 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,480 Red, Red, you could run the bait shop with me. 201 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,680 Nah, I don’t think so Bob. 202 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,160 Kitty and I aren’t ready to leave Point Place. 203 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,760 Okay then. When I’m sitting pretty there on Orange Grove Avenue... 204 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,480 you guys can enjoy the drive past Slaughterhouse Way. 205 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,000 Well that’s not fair Bob. 206 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,480 It’s only named that because that way leads to the slaughterhouse. 207 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,440 I think you really gonna like living here. 208 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,080 So let’s take the tour, shall we? 209 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,840 This area over here with the underpants is the laundry annex. 210 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,400 Uh, oh, over here is the gym... 211 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,600 Membership included... 212 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:15,360 And through that door is the bathroom / library... 213 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,560 Although currently all we have to read is a Sports Illustrated and a bottle of Prell. 214 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,120 You okay? 215 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,720 Yeah. I’m fine. 216 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,800 It’s just weird you know. Moving in with someone... 217 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,560 But great... Weird, but great... 218 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,840 You know, like midgets... 219 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,760 There’s nothing to worry about. 220 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,560 Oh and the closet’s really full, but you can just hang anything you want on the drum kit. 221 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,640 I was gonna use it but you know... 222 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,720 impulse-buy. 223 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,560 - Seriously, you’re okay with this? - Yeah. Yeah, I’ll be fine. 224 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,160 Then here you go, I made you a key. 225 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,000 Put your name on the mailbox. 226 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,280 So I guess we are officially living together. 227 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,640 Uhuh. Nice. 228 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,960 Heyyy, there he is. 229 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,440 Donna, this is Pickles. 230 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,960 Pickles, meet Donna. 231 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,520 - She’s your new Mommy! - Hi Mommy! 232 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,240 Yeah uhm… I gotta go! 233 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,040 Chick magnet my ass! 234 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,400 Wow man. The stuff you said to Jackie. 235 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,280 So mean and hurtful. 236 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,760 I only wish I’d said it myself. 237 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,640 Well, I’m glad she’s gone. 238 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,640 I’ve never felt so happy about anything in my life. 239 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,680 What did I do?! 240 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,400 Jackie was in love with me and I let her go. 241 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,800 And all that I have is an empty apartment. 242 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,800 And the scent of her perfume on my boxers, where I sprayed it. 243 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,800 Don’t worry man. 244 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,440 You’re doing the right thing. 245 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,680 I know you wanna run after her but as your friend... 246 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,040 ...I am not gonna let you. 247 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,520 JACKIE I’M COMING! 248 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,480 Hah, you can call my bluf. 249 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,520 That Bob and his crazy ideas. We can never move to Florida. 250 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,680 Well it’s easy for him to do. But we have real ties here. 251 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:34,240 I’m three piggie stamps away from a free ham at the supermarket! 252 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,240 And I’ve got responsibilities. 253 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,360 Spring is coming up, who is gonna poison the new batch of squirrels? 254 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,680 Let’s move to Florida... 255 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,480 You really want to? 256 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,360 - Do you? - If you do! 257 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,040 - I do! - Me too! 258 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,000 - Then let’s do it! - Ohohohoohhh! Red! 259 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:03,040 I am so excited there is so much to do in Florida, it’ll be such an adventure. 260 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:07,120 Nooo, I just wanna go down there and kinda sit around till we die. 261 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,520 Donna, come on. Just… 262 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,400 ...tell me why you left. 263 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,080 I don’t know, it all hit me at once, I just… 264 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,760 I just like needed some air. 265 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,160 Well if Pickles saying "Hi Mommy" freaked you out... 266 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,240 I’ll let you in on a little secret. 267 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,200 That was actually me. 268 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,520 You know what, it’s just this whole Florida thing is really freakin’ me out. 269 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,120 When you asked me to move in it seemed like the right thing to do but… 270 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,960 when I got there I sort of realized that I’m just doing it cause I’m too afraid to start my life. 271 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,160 I used to have like plans. 272 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,280 What did you wanna do? 273 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,920 Go to college. 274 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,680 I got accepted in Madison last year so… 275 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,480 I don’t know, I think it’s time I finally go. 276 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,120 That’s cool. It’s only a few hours away, we can totally make that work. 277 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,120 No, you don’t understand. 278 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,600 This... it just isn’t what I want. 279 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,000 Oh. So, that’s it for us? 280 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,520 I’m really sorry. 281 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,080 Me too. 282 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,720 Kinda sucks. 283 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,560 Hey Donna! 284 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,640 Check out my new Speedo for Florida! 285 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,040 Dad, why can’t you just buy a regular bathing suit? 286 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,920 Those make me look silly... 287 00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,840 Jackie... 288 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,800 There you are. 289 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,400 What do you want Fez? 290 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,680 I ran all the way here to find you. 291 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,720 My car is in the shop. 292 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,560 And you’ll be glad to hear that they are changing the word "tiny" to "large"… 293 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,560 - Look I don’t care about any of this. - Jackie wait. 294 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,840 Look I didn’t mean all those horrible things I said. 295 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,680 You’re not ugly, you’re beautiful. 296 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,360 Even if you dumped me after a week it’d be the best week of my life. 297 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,880 I just wanna be with you. 298 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,560 Fez, you really, really hurt me. 299 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,800 And I thought you were the one person who would never speak to me like that. 300 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,320 You're not the guy I thought you were, and I don't think I could ever be with with you. 301 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,960 - But Jackie... - No. Goodbye, Fez. 302 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,520 Oh, Mr. Forman, thank God you're here. 303 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,600 I just had my heart broken and I really need someone to talk to. 304 00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:17,349 Bob, for the last time, you can't call our bait shop "jailbait." 305 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,707 Fine. How about "hookers"? 306 00:20:22,903 --> 00:20:24,405 You know, 'cause you put the bait on the hook. 307 00:20:24,487 --> 00:20:25,295 No! 308 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:26,653 Okay, you got somethin' better? 309 00:20:26,731 --> 00:20:28,367 "Red and Bob's bait shop." 310 00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:32,407 I like it. It's simple, to the point, and I think it'll fit on a speedo. 311 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,537 Bob, you put my name on your crotch, I'll kill you.