1 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,360 What? 2 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,000 I'm starting to notice something about you. 3 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,160 You're still here! 4 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,120 What your father means is 5 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,520 you haven't seemed like yourself since you called off the wedding. 6 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,600 No, what I mean is... 7 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,920 get out! 8 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:44,320 Well, i'm sorry. It's only been a week. It was kind of traumatic, you know? 9 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,080 Last night I only slept, like, 10 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,640 nine hours. 11 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,680 Honey, we just..we want to know what your plans are. 12 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,960 I would have waited until next week to ask you, 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,960 but apparently some people agree to things and then just do whatever they want. 14 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,280 I've got some questions, I want answers. 15 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,320 What are you doing about moving out? 16 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,640 I don't know. 17 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,280 About donna? 18 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:08,400 I don't know. 19 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,000 Your job? 20 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,960 I don't know. 21 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,160 Your future? 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,800 Okay, i'm gonna go ahead and hit you with an... 23 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,360 I don't know. 24 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Then no food for you. 25 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,280 What? 26 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,560 Red, he's so skinny. Just take away his car. 27 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,520 No. 28 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,760 I'm trying to teach the boy responsibility. 29 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,280 I want a plan out of you by tonight or no dinner, either. 30 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,800 Dad, that's no... Wait, mom, what's for dinner? 31 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,320 - Fried chicken. - Oh, come on! 32 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,440 Steven? 33 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,960 - When are you moving out? - Soon. 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,360 - How's your girlfriend? - Shallow as hell. 35 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,400 - Job? - Dead end. 36 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,520 - Future? - Bleak. 37 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,120 Kitty, feed the boy. 38 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,720 Donna, you hair is gonna look so fabulous. 39 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,120 It's weird. I actually feel different. 40 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,600 Well, now that you're not getting married you have to re-energize yourself spiritually 41 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,560 And making superficial changes, this is the best way to do that. 42 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,560 - Hello.. - Beurk. 43 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,960 Oh, come on.. A sweater vest? 44 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,920 Jackie, if you don't have anything nice to say, just don't say anything at all. 45 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,320 Well, if I followed that rule I'd never speak again! 46 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,960 Yeah, it's kinda the idea. 47 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,960 Okay, okay, I'm going. 48 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,600 You look like a circus poodle! 49 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,040 Hey, So uh... 50 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,280 Look, I think we need to talk.. about.. 51 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,200 us.. since the.. 52 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:20,160 Matrimonial incident. I mean, we've seen each other but.. 53 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,720 We haven't really talked about anything. 54 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,640 Yeah but it's been nice right? 55 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,760 I mean I'm sick of talking about us.. 56 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,760 And I'm not mad because you were right. I mean, we were about to make... 57 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,320 A huge mistake. 58 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,000 I can't live in a trailer with you. 59 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,120 I'd hear you going to the bathroom. 60 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,240 Yes, I had thought about that. 61 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:42,080 I was only gonna go in a bottle after you were asleep, so... 62 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,800 See, remember when our relationship was the most fun thing in our lives? 63 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,000 And now we put all this pressure on it. 64 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,640 I wish we could just, you know hang out without all that stuff. 65 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,280 Holy mother of God. 66 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,960 Do you like it? 67 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,120 Are you kidding, yes! 68 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,800 It's good. I think it's like a sign that you're.. 69 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,000 Loosening up, 70 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,840 Like maybe now you might like that thing I try in bed that makes you mad. 71 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,240 I won't. 72 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,040 I'll still try. 73 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,840 See, this is great. Your perviness is our biggest problem now. 74 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,840 - just like the old days. - yes, exactly. 75 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,920 See, we should just hang out. 76 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:25,120 You know, 77 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,840 Get back in touch with ourselves 78 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,800 - that sounds dirty. Is it dirty? - no, 79 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:32,120 I'm serious. I have a plan. 80 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:35,800 You have a plan? Perfect. I need a plan. What's your plan? 81 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,280 I'm gonna deejay at the radio station full-time 82 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,640 And rededicate myself to feminism. 83 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,400 At the radio station? 84 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,720 Is that... What, are you Gonna play more heart? 85 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,880 And other stuff. 86 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,080 Maybe some benatar. 87 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:50,920 Wow. 88 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,720 Whatever. I'm blonde now. I can do what I want. 89 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,960 Hello. 90 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,280 Oh-ho, 91 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,400 What are you doing With that sandwich? 92 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,400 I thought that we established That you needed a plan. 93 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,080 Oh, i've got a plan. 94 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,520 Donna is gonna work full-time At the radio station and 95 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,720 Rededicate herself to feminism. 96 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,480 Feminists... 97 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,120 Equal pay's fine, but Put a little lipstick on. 98 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,960 Whatever. 99 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,440 Anyway, that's the plan. We came up with it this morning. 100 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,400 That's donna's plan. 101 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,640 What's your plan? 102 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,520 My plan... 103 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,600 Is to support donna's plan. 104 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,360 Thought you had me there, didn't you? 105 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,760 - get out. - fine, 106 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,280 But know this.... 107 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,280 I will have my fried chicken. 108 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,160 How come you're making So many sandwiches? 109 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,920 Bulking up for the winter? 110 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,040 No, no, no, 111 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,960 I... I didn't mean it like that. 112 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,280 No, see, it's like 113 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,920 You're the mama bear, 114 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,960 And i'm the papa bear. 115 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,680 We're bears. 116 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,600 Fine. We're not bears. 117 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,120 I'm sorry. 118 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:31,920 I made so many sandwiches, not because I am a fat prehibernation bear, 119 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:38,520 But because bob is coming over for lunch, and since He is still dating pam and midge like some kind of gigolo, 120 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,960 I didn't know how much food I would need. 121 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:47,040 Hey, everybody, I think you know My date and former wife midge. 122 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,000 Bob, they know me. 123 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,400 It's me. Midge! 124 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,440 So does this mean you two Are back together? 125 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:59,960 Well, we've been talking things over, and We're pretty close to working things out. 126 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,680 What is going on here? 127 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,600 - pam! - back off. He's mine. 128 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,960 That is not what you said To me in bed last night. 129 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,240 Well, you should have heard what He said to me last night in the hot tub. 130 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:20,040 You told me that you got up To get an ice cream cone 131 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,720 I don't know why you're upset. I wasn't gone that long. 132 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:39,240 All right! Eric traded in Donna for a hot blonde. 133 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,880 Oh, crap! 134 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,360 She looks exactly like donna! 135 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,880 It is donna, you ding-dong, 136 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,720 Only now she lets forman do That thing he's been trying. 137 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,080 - eric! - hyde... 138 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,680 I said maybe. 139 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,320 Your hair is beautiful. I want to touch it. 140 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,440 Hey, I can do this all day. 141 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,240 Okay, fine. 142 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,600 What, you don't like it? 143 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:19,600 I like my women like I like my wine-- Red and full of alcohol. 144 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,920 Whatever. When I was a redhead, at the Bakery, they'd give me a free doughnut. 145 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,680 But as a blonde... 146 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,480 Apple fritter. 147 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,040 So i'm gonna stay blonde for awhile, 148 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,040 And i'm gonna go to the bakery. 149 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,840 You're a lucky man, forman. 150 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,440 Not only is donna not mad, 151 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:41,520 But as a bonus, she's fixed Herself up all whorey. 152 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,680 And I have an announcement. 153 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,600 Donna and I have decided we're not Talking about our relationship anymore. 154 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,640 - hooray! - bravo! - mazel tov! 155 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:54,160 Finally, we'll have some time to talk About things that I want to talk about. 156 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,800 Number one... Cocoa butter. 157 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,840 It doesn't taste like cocoa or butter. 158 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,520 It's gonna be so great to be with donna Without all the talking and the decisions 159 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,760 And the labels. You know, am I your fiancé? You know, am I your boyfriend? 160 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,880 Hey, wait a minute. Are you and donna Boyfriend and girlfriend or not? 161 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,200 No, i'm saying why put labels on it? 162 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,160 Are you dating, or can You see other people? 163 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,480 Why are you so interested? 164 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,520 - he's trying to figure out if he can nail donna. - hyde! 165 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,320 Let me build up to it. Damn! 166 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,640 So can i? 167 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:30,760 No. 168 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,360 Thanks for nothing, hyde. 169 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,440 Eric, you really got it made with donna.. No responsibilities, no plans. 170 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,360 What a great way to live your life. 171 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,200 You know what? That is A great way to live your life. 172 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,880 Hey, you know what, you guys? I've figured Out what i'm gonna do this year. 173 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,720 You're gonna be the first person To put on my human firecracker suit. 174 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,840 No, i'm talking... Wait, What is a firecracker suit? 175 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,400 Right, so it's this suit that-- 176 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,440 Wait. 177 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,760 You have to agree To wear it before I tell you. 178 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,160 I'm intrigued. We'll talk more later. 179 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:08,480 You guys, my dad said I had to have A plan this year, and now I have it. 180 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,440 I'm gonna take the year off. 181 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,440 Isn't that what elvis said right Before he died on the toilet? 182 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,000 No, you guys, seriously, Look, rich kids do it, right? 183 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:25,720 After high school, they take a year off, go to europe, Figure out what they're gonna do. I'm gonna do exactly that.. 184 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,400 Just go nowhere and do nothing. 185 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,960 So you're gonna be a bum. 186 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,360 In the grandest european tradition, yes! 187 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:40,320 Hey, why not? He's young, he's got a free place To live, a girl that's way too hot for him. 188 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,800 Ride the ride, baby. 189 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,440 Exactly. 190 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,640 You know, this whole marriage Thing has made me think, 191 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,920 Why am I in such a hurry to grow up? 192 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,200 You know, life 193 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,520 Is like a train. It's bearing down On you, and guess what. 194 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,440 It's gonna hit you. 195 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:02,640 So you can either start running when it's far off in the Distance. Or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer 196 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,880 And just watch it come. 197 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,760 I did that once. 198 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,000 No, kelso, not a real train. 199 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:19,120 No, a metaphorical one. - Like a.. Like a ghost train? 200 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,600 Yes. 201 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,000 A ghost train. 202 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,680 You know, I tell you, red, 203 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,560 I don't like this situation With bob and two women. 204 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,640 I have put up with a lot of weird things In this neighborhood... Hot tubs, 205 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,240 Wife swapping, 206 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,840 Jogging. 207 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,960 Now I am drawing the line. You have To make bob choose one woman. 208 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,640 Well, the choice is obvious.. Pam. 209 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,320 Red, this isn't your decision. It's his, 210 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,880 And he has to pick midge. 211 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,120 But pam is so tan. 212 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:01,640 But, red, if bob picks midge, He will reunite a shattered family, 213 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:06,400 Bringing their only daughter a glimpse Of happiness for the first time in her life. 214 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,760 But pam is so tan. 215 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,440 Forman, 216 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,240 Your whole year off plan.. 217 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,960 It's lazy, it's selfish and it's Gonna piss a lot of people off. 218 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,720 So nice job. 219 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,200 Thank you. 220 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,800 What are you gonna do For cash, man? I mean, 221 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,640 You know, rich kids.. They have a trust fund. 222 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,400 Alls you've got are some poorly Assembled model airplanes. 223 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,400 I melted those. 224 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,840 I guess if I have to work, It's not a year off, so 225 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,240 Maybe I can sell something. Guys, What do I have that's worth any money? 226 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,920 Oh, donna, I can sell Your engagement ring. 227 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,280 She's going to kill him. 228 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,480 Fez, get out of the swing zone. 229 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,280 I got 10 bucks on the girl, 230 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,200 And I mean donna. 231 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,120 Actually, I have no problem With you selling it. 232 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,480 Donna, 233 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,760 You are so amazing. I swear, if 234 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,440 I created you in a laboratory, You could not say more perfect things. 235 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,920 Yeah, but then she'd have those Bolts coming out of her neck. 236 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,880 Well, the only problem is I don't have the ring. 237 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,720 What? 238 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,480 Well, when I was mad at you for blowing off The wedding, I threw it off the water tower. 239 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:23,920 Donna, that ring is a symbol of Our eternal love for each other. 240 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,440 You were gonna sell it to finance A year of napping and boozing. 241 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,840 Yeah, that's true, 242 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,880 So...who's wrong here? 243 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,760 I think there's a little something Wrong with all of us. 244 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,240 Okay, uh, well, if you threw the ring from up here, 245 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,480 It's gotta be around here somewhere. 246 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,720 All right,excuse me. 247 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,600 I am a police officer in training, 248 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,880 So we're gonna do this by the book. 249 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,800 What book? You didn't read any book. 250 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,000 No, but I was assigned one. 251 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,760 Killed four bees with it. 252 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,880 All right, what we're gonna do Is we're gonna recreate the scene. 253 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,560 Donna, eric has just let you down in a big way. 254 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,920 You're up on this tower. You've had a few beers, So you're starting to feel a little loose 255 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,000 And very, very vulnerable. 256 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,800 - okay, that sounds about right. - okay. 257 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,800 Do you wanna make out? 258 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,080 Kelso, I thought you werere creating the scene. 259 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,880 I'm taking the scene in a new direction. 260 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,080 Okay, okay, let's just get to The part where she threw the ring. 261 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,240 Okay. 262 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,520 So... 263 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:40,600 what we're gonna do here is we're gonna throw an m&m into the woods in place of the ring. 264 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,400 Wherever it lands, we'll search there first. 265 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,480 Fez, give him the m&ms, man. 266 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,720 Yeah, about that... 267 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,600 whose dumb idea was it tolet me hold the m&ms? 268 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,320 All right. Instead of the candy, 269 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,880 we will throw my keys into the woods. 270 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:08,160 Oh, crap. I just threw my keys into the woods! 271 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,080 Sure did. 272 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,240 Why didn't somebody say something? 273 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,200 So that you'd throw your keys into the woods. 274 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,280 Oh, that's a good burn. 275 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,080 I had very little to do with it. 276 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,480 Okay, bob, what the hell are you doing up on your roof? 277 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,000 Hiding from my girlfriends. 278 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:45,000 This afternoon we were all talking about our favorite juices. 279 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,160 Pam said her favorite juice was cranberry. 280 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,160 Midge said she liked apple. 281 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,840 To avoid trouble, I said my favorite was cran-apple. 282 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,760 They viewed that as cheating, and now I'm on the roof. 283 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:02,240 Kitty and I think that you should choose between pam and midge. 284 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:06,240 And when I say : "kitty and I", I mean just kitty. 285 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,440 And when I say : "choose between pam and midge", 286 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,200 I mean choose pam. 287 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,400 It's tough. I really love pam. But 288 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,680 midge is donna's mother. How can I turn my back on that? 289 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,120 Look, just give me a name. I gotta take something back to kitty. 290 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,320 So don't go home. Stay here. 291 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:37,520 I'm not gonna spend the day hiding on the roof like a damn pigeon. 292 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,160 I got beer. 293 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,920 Well, it is peaceful up here. 294 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,560 All right, did anybody find anything? 295 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,080 I found a pair of my sister's panties. 296 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,960 I knew they were hers because they had her name and 297 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,200 phone number in them. 298 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,480 A girl's gotta advertise. 299 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,560 You guys, I'm starving, okay? I haven't eaten all day. 300 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,440 - Here. - Oh. 301 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,720 Oh, thanks, fez. 302 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,920 Yeah, good cheetos. 303 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,760 Really? 'Cause I found the min the woods, and they were damp. 304 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,560 Like something peed on them. 305 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:28,160 Awesome! Eric ate pee-tos! 306 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,760 Okay, look, I don't wanna start anything, 307 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,120 but had you bought donna a decent-sized diamond, we would have found it by now. 308 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:41,280 The ring was pretty small, man. Whenever I saw it, I thought donna was really far away. 309 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,200 She was standing right next to me. 310 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,840 Yeah, when I first saw it, I said, "donna, there's dust on your ring." 311 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,200 Then I realized that was the ring. 312 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,600 Guys, guys, stop. 313 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:56,080 If we don't find it soon, a mosquito's going to eat it. 314 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,800 Okay, I love the ring. 315 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,200 It was petite, not showy. 316 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,160 Thank you. 317 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,760 Well, you know, donna has a thing for miniatures. 318 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,280 Okay, you guys, enough about the ring. 319 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,640 Obviously, it was enough for me to pay for my year off. 320 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,800 And according to "Esquire", sweater vest are in. 321 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,080 Wow... Jackie, help. 322 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,240 Oh, get away! You touched pee-tos! 323 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,040 He touched pee-tos! 324 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,080 you know what? 325 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,160 Falling off that water tower was a sign. 326 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,760 The minute I stopped working hard, I accomplished exactly what I needed to do. 327 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,360 I found the ring. 328 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:50,800 And if you're gonna land on a diamond, it's best to land on the smallest one ever made. 329 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,400 Well, I'm afraid your school yard insults have no power here, child. 330 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,080 I'm a whole new me... tougher, 331 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,120 braver and... 332 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,360 louder! 333 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,520 I'm gonna tell my dad what's what 334 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,240 and get my gosh-darn fried chicken. 335 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,080 Okay, donna, here's the situation. 336 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,040 I have to choose between pam and midge, and it's a 337 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:20,080 very personal and intimate decision that only I can make. 338 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,600 It's really scary, so I'd like you to do it. 339 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,600 Dad, I can't choose for you. 340 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,640 Come on, you choose my shirts. Choose my lady love. 341 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,360 Mom, where are you going? 342 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,440 Bob, 343 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,680 I saw how hard you struggled to get on the roof earlier. 344 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,440 What with the kicking and the wiggling, 345 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:45,040 I realized it was time for me to go home and give you and midge a chance. 346 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,440 - You're one fine lady. - I'll miss you, bob. 347 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,760 And, honey, 348 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,680 it's scary to be on my own, but if you come with me, I know I can do it. 349 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,000 Oh, mom, I would love to come home with you! 350 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,360 Oh, good. 351 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,760 You're the only one who can explain things to the maid. 352 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,600 Okay, 353 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,880 I'm here to earn my dinner. 354 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,760 What am I doing about donna? 355 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,240 We're hanging out. 356 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,000 What am I doing about my job? 357 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,280 I quit. 358 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,600 What am I doing about my future? 359 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,920 Nothing. 360 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,040 When am I moving out? 361 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,640 Make me. 362 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:31,260 Hey, uh, fez, I think I have something in my eye. 363 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,980 Is it donna's engagement ring? 364 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:38,620 No, no, it's too big for that. 365 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:43,780 Hey, maybe we should get some doctors' masks so we don't accidentally inhale donna's ring. 366 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:47,860 Okay, okay, donna, you thought the engagement ring was big enough, right? 367 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,900 Burn! 368 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,740 - I didn't say anything. - So say something. 369 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,100 - It could have been bigger. - Burn!