1 00:00:04,820 --> 00:00:07,460 Mmm, blonde. 2 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:09,580 More fun. 3 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:12,740 Everything is more fun. 4 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:17,500 Donna, if you only knew what I'd like to do with you and your new hair, 5 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,260 you would beat the crap out of me. 6 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:24,100 - You know, I just might beat the crap out of you anyway. - Yes. 7 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:29,740 So now that donna's not big red anymore, I guess we have to go back to what we called her when she was 12... 8 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,420 jugs-a-poppin'. 9 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:36,060 - Man, I hated jugs-a-poppin'. - Well, you shouldn't have had poppin' jugs. 10 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:41,260 Speaking of objectifying women, jackie, there's a "take back the night" rally tonight at the park. Do you want to go? 11 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:45,380 Oh, and be with your deep-voiced gal pals? Hmm, no, thank you. 12 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:50,060 This is important. Women should be able to walk through the park at night without being harassed by weirdo men. 13 00:00:50,140 --> 00:00:52,500 Hey, that was one time. 14 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:56,780 - I'll go. - Really? 15 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:59,420 You'd be, like, the only guy there. 16 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:02,540 Although there is some question about shirley. 17 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:06,940 No, it'll be great. Why don't you come by when hyde's dad is here? We'll go over there after that. 18 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:11,500 Yeah, it's my steven's big night. He finally decided he wants to meet his real daddy. 19 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:15,100 Kept hearing this voice telling me, "meet your father. Meet your father." 20 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:18,380 So finally, I said, "okay." Jackie shut the hell up. 21 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,740 I did. It's a true story. 22 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,500 Get off the phone! 23 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:28,060 Okay, any minute now brooke is going into labor, 24 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:33,220 all right? And I gave her the number of all the places I was gonna be. I cannot miss this call. 25 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,220 Lookin' good there, big red. 26 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:39,180 We're going with jugs-a-poppin' again. 27 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,380 Oh, that's a good one, 28 00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:45,140 and it's as true now as it was the first day of fifth grade. 29 00:01:45,820 --> 00:01:48,180 That was a poppin' summer. 30 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:58,580 Steven, I am so happy we finally found your real father. Here, 31 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,820 I framed the blood test results for you. 32 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:08,580 Now I spoke to him this morning, and I told him how your parents abandoned you, and we took you in, 33 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:14,180 and it's hard for you to say it out loud, but that you love me because I saved your life. 34 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,940 - Kitty, I'm not sure... - He would be dead on the streets. 35 00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:24,780 okay, he's here. Now, steven, fix your hair. Eric, don't mumble. Red, don't yell at eric if he mumbles. 36 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:28,140 Hi, is this the formans? 37 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:38,060 You know, I'm sorry. I told your friend last week we don't want a subscription to "ebony" magazine. 38 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:41,100 No, no, no, no. We spoke over the phone. 39 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:44,380 I'm william barnett. I'm steven's father. 40 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,380 Oh! 41 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,940 I mean, come in. Come in. 42 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:57,220 Everybody, I want you to meet steven's father. Steven, look. 43 00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,900 I'm looking. 44 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,580 It's good to meet you, son. I've really been looking forward to this. 45 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:07,460 Wanted to get you a card, but they don't have one for our unique situation. 46 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:10,580 So here. Happy first communion. 47 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,620 Wow. 48 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,380 You came from him? 49 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:20,020 Yeah, I'm not sure I see the resemblance. 50 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:23,220 What are you talking about? My 'fro, 51 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:27,860 my coolness, my suspicion of the man... 52 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:31,500 this explains so much. 53 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,920 Well, mr. Barnett, please sit anywhere you'd like on this big day. 54 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,760 After all, how often does a kid get to meet his very own father? 55 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,920 So far I'm up to twice. 56 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,960 Hey, would you like a drink? Perhaps a cool drink for our.... 57 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,880 cool visitor. 58 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,840 No, thanks, but I think all of you could use a scotch. 59 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,840 That's crazy. We're totally relaxed. 60 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,360 Hey, you know what show I love? 61 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,640 "The jeffersons." 62 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,120 Dyn-o-mite! Right? 63 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,800 "Dyn-o-mite" is from "good times." 64 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,120 Oh, 65 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,920 well, I watch them all. I mean, I don't discriminate. 66 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,360 So father and son. 67 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,440 Yep. 68 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,840 Well, I.. 69 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:06,480 I guess steven must have gotten his mother's... eyes. Eyes. 70 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,800 Steven got his mother's pretty eyes. 71 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,040 Right. 72 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,400 Or as I like to say, 73 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,760 right on. 74 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:24,200 Okay, well, nobody's talking about the elephant in the room, so I'll do it. 75 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,520 You're black. 76 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,240 Mom! 77 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,600 Okay, please, mr. Barnett, we're very open-minded. 78 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:44,480 Oh, no, he's right. I, myself, love that singer Art Garfunkel. 79 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,240 Art Garfunkel is white. 80 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,720 Really? 81 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,600 Well, his name's got the "funk" in it, so I... 82 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,280 oh, wait, wait, wait. 83 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,720 Red, who's that black person I like? 84 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,040 - Martin luther king? - Yes! 85 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:13,600 You know, I'm beginning to feel like you haven't had a lot of black people in this house. 86 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,280 Well, I mean, certainly not because we didn't want to. 87 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,480 Right, right. No, it's just there haven't been any available. 88 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,160 You know, it's Wisconsin. 89 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,120 Well, I knowall about Wisconsin. 90 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,240 The only place around here where you'll see whiteand black together is on a cow. 91 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,520 yeah, sure, sure, yeah. 92 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,240 So, william, 93 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:39,600 - what kind of work do you do? - I own a chain of record stores. 94 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,160 Record stores... that's cool, huh? 95 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,600 I was afraid you were gonna be a cop or something. 96 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,240 I don't like cops. 97 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,360 I don't like cops, either. 98 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,920 Hey, who do you think shot J.F.K.? 99 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,760 I don't know because they don't want me to know. 100 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,960 Check it out, man. I'm a chip off the old block. 101 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,560 Man, I wish mom had told me about you. 102 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,040 - Hey, when was the last time you saw her? - Oh, years ago. 103 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,400 We were dating, and she just disappeared. 104 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,320 I guess she married the man you thought was your father and told him that you were his baby. 105 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,400 Yeah, 106 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,320 mom must have been pretty relieved when I came out white,huh? 107 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,680 Hello. Brooke, it's me 108 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,720 Did you have the baby yet? 109 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,760 No, are you sure? 110 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,320 Okay, well, I'm in the kitchen now, so... 111 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,840 no, it's the same number, but I'm in the kitchen, so when you call... 112 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,320 no, you just gotta think, "kitchen, kitchen, kitchen." 113 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,920 Okay. 114 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:48,640 This is so exciting. You're going to be a father. and I'm going to be all alone. 115 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,600 My clock is ticking. 116 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,840 I just don't want to screw this thing up, you know? 117 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,640 When that kid opens his eyes, I want his daddy who loves him to be the first thing he sees. 118 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:02,000 Plus, I don't want him to get switched at birth with one of those babies that doesn't speak english. 119 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,320 Why are you here?! 120 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,840 This isn't your home! 121 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,160 It still wouldn't kill you to put up some pictures of me. 122 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,920 I got it! 123 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,200 Hello. 124 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,000 Charlie Schmidt! 125 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,640 I haven't talked to you since the war. 126 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,960 You know,I wasn't even sure they pulled you out of the water. 127 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:33,720 - If I had known - never call here again! 128 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,640 - Kelso! - Well, I gotta keep the line open. 129 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:40,160 I'm gonna kill you and mount your head on the tv. 130 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,760 And if it helps me get better reception, 131 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,400 it'll do more for me than you have in your whole life. 132 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:54,600 Ooh, fez, michael, meet william barnett, steven's father. 133 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,400 Good to meet you both. 134 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,160 Would you look at that. 135 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,080 Yeah, I'm half black, man. 136 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,280 It kinda puts all the pieces of the puzzle together, don't it? 137 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,920 Hey, I'm having a kid soon. I wonder if mine's gonna be half black. 138 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,680 Is the mother black? 139 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,320 No. 140 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,000 I have to say, mr. Barnett, 141 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,880 it's nice to see another person of color in this town. 142 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,760 White people, you know what I'm talking about? 143 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,800 Can't say that I do. 144 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,440 Oh, I hear you, brother man. 145 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:42,120 Eric,are you ready to go? I want to get to the feminist rally in time for the Hugh Hefner piņata. 146 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,760 Mr. Barnett, this is Donna. Donna, this is... 147 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:49,160 I'm Steven's father. I'm black, and it's okay. 148 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,000 Wow. 149 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:57,760 Whoa, donna, please, do not flip out on the man just because of the color of his skin. 150 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,920 I would never do that. 151 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,800 I would never do that. 152 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,880 Okay, donna, let's just go, 153 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:08,440 and maybe in the car we can have a little talk about how hurtful our preconceived notions can be. 154 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,680 Power. 155 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,240 Steven, this is so exciting. 156 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,720 - I know. I met my dad. - And he's rich. 157 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:23,160 Now instead of waiting for you to get off your butt and make some money, we can just inherit it. 158 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,520 Wait a minute. You mean inherit it from me? 159 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,760 No, no, no, no. All she means is that you are doing quite well. 160 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:35,440 When I talked to your secretary, and she put me on hold, there was music on the line. 161 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:40,760 I thought to myself, "well, this is a man who can afford a thing or two." 162 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,120 I see. So you knew I had money before you invited me here. 163 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,920 Is that supposed to mean something? 164 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,280 I don't know. 165 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,360 Why don't you tell me, Steven? 166 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:52,960 What are you talking about? 167 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,200 Well, I mean, we don't have to play games. 168 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,560 I can give you money if that's what you're after. 169 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,520 That's who you think I am? 170 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,280 - I'll see you guys later... No, you know what? - Steven. 171 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:09,240 I didn't need anything from him growing up, and I don't need anything from him now. 172 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,640 You know, that was very rude of you. 173 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,080 And I can't believe I'm saying this to someone wearing cashmere, but, 174 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,720 well, I don't think we can be friends. 175 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,800 how could you say that to steven? 176 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,880 He doesn't want your money. I want your money. 177 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,360 How could you think that anybody here needs your money? 178 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,320 Look at this place. 179 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,320 Glass grapes, 180 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,160 pizza rolls, 181 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,800 an organ.. 182 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,440 it's like carnegie hall. 183 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,000 I stand by what I said. What else was I supposed to think? 184 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:57,680 You're supposed to look at me and know that I raised fine young men, 185 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,240 even though one of them is at a feminist rally. 186 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:05,040 Mr. Barnett, you are wrong about steven. He's perfect. 187 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,720 I think you should go. 188 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,320 I agree. 189 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,000 I was gonna pack you some leftovers, but 190 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,360 that ship has sailed, mister. 191 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:22,480 I hope this doesn't discourage you from inviting a second black person into your home. 192 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,200 - What do we want? - A safe park! 193 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,880 - And when do we want it? - Now! 194 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,200 - I can't hear you, ladies. When do we want it? - Now! 195 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,880 Whoo! Yeah! 196 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,800 Take back the night! 197 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,920 This feels really good, Donna. 198 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:45,600 Women should be able to walk through this park without being afraid. 199 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,520 In fact, some day I hope that 200 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,320 I can walk through this park without being afraid. 201 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,320 It helps to whistle. 202 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,600 Well, I'm really glad you came with me. 203 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,240 And I love seeing how passionate you got singing "I am woman." 204 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,920 I'm having a lot of fun, donna. 205 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,600 And I'm sorry, but you look so hot, 206 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:09,320 your new blonde hair shining in the light of the burning effigy of that molester. 207 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,080 Hey, I got an idea. 208 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:18,280 Why don't we go "take back" the area behind that bench? 209 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,760 - When do you want it? - Now. 210 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,640 brooke, did you have the baby yet? 211 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,120 fez? 212 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,680 No, this is your baby, 213 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,040 and I'm really ugly. 214 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:47,280 Okay, I know this is a prank 'cause there's no way my baby would be ugly. 215 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,320 hello. 216 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,640 yes, is your refrigerator running? 217 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,280 Because if it is, you'd better go catch it. Ah-burn! 218 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,640 Stop calling me! 219 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,040 what?! 220 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,880 Are you mad? 221 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,640 No, fez. 222 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,560 You sound mad. 223 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,080 I'm fine. 224 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,040 You say the words, but I can tell you don't mean it. 225 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,640 Look, just don't call meanymore. 226 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,280 why do you keep hanging up on me if you're not mad? 227 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:31,200 I'm waiting to hear from the mother of my child. 228 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,000 So you are mad. 229 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,400 Curl up with the phone so we can talk this over. 230 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,560 - Fez, I'm hanging up. - Fine.Just hang up then. 231 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,800 Fine. 232 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,080 Are you still there? 233 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,440 Yeah, I'm still here. 234 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,840 Hey. 235 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,120 Hey. 236 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,000 Thanks for not hanging up. 237 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,520 I'm just so mad at that William Barnett. I mean, thinking you wanted something from him. 238 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,560 Everyone knows I'm all you've ever desired. 239 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,120 Look, if I was in his place, I probably would have thought the same thing, you know? 240 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,600 It's not a big deal. I just wanted to meet the guy and 241 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,640 find out if he looked like I imagined my father would look like. 242 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,200 By the way, no. 243 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,640 Well, who needs a father anyway? 244 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:39,720 You know what? I've been doing just fine since my dad disappeared into the jungle to bring freedom to the grateful natives. 245 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,000 Jackie, your father's in prison for embezzling $60,000 from the city. 246 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,640 I'm pretty. Don't contradict me. 247 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,000 hey, hey, ho, ho! This park is our sand "no" means no. 248 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,480 hey, hey, ho, ho! This park is our sand "no" means no. 249 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,360 you know what's great? 250 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,680 There's, like, half a dozen women on the other side of that hedge 251 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,320 who would kill to be where I am right now. 252 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,440 - Ow, ow,you're on my hair. - Your beautiful blonde hair? 253 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,440 Ow! Get off! Get off! 254 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,600 Hey, there's a woman in trouble! Let's get him, sisters! 255 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,840 no, no! 256 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,880 That's right, you pervert. "No" means no. 257 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,520 No, ladies, please, I'm one of you. 258 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,600 Let's put these work boots to use! 259 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,520 Yeah! 260 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,160 Run, eric! Run like Bruce Jenner. 261 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,800 Oh, crap, he doesn't know sports. 262 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,360 open up, it's dr. Baby doctor. 263 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,040 I have your baby, and he wants to talk to you. 264 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,600 It's just me. 265 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,760 I'm not a doctor, 266 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,120 and I don't have your baby. 267 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600 Ah-burn! 268 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,880 That was a good one. 269 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,920 Listen, this baby stuff's, like, really important to me, okay? So I'm trying to take it seriously. 270 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,800 Hey, say no more. My sensitive friend, I am sorry. 271 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,160 No more phone pranks from now on. 272 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,840 learn to trust your friends. 273 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,800 Mr. Sexy's pizza. 274 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,680 Our special today is sexaroni. 275 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,920 Fez, God! 276 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,440 Hello. 277 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,000 Brooke! 278 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,560 What? 279 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,520 Your water broke? 280 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,600 What does that mean? 281 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,920 Oh, god, that's disgusting! 282 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,200 No, why would you tell me that? 283 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,000 Oh, jeez! Okay. Okay, I'm on my way. 284 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,840 This is it! I'm having a baby! Go get 'em, buddy! 285 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,160 Mr. Sexy's pizza. 286 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,560 Our special today is sexaroni. 287 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,440 Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy. 288 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,640 You... you mean you want some? 289 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,480 we're closed. 290 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:52,880 hey. 291 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:53,800 Hey, 292 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,320 I was wondering if maybe we could try this again. 293 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,160 Yeah, I mean, it worked so well the first time. 294 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,680 I'm sorry about that. Thing is, 295 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,640 if I grew up with nothing, and found out I had a dad with money, 296 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,720 I would have thought maybe he owed me something. 297 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,000 Well, that's not me. 298 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,400 I know, 299 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,960 but when we first met, I thought I saw myself in you. 300 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,520 Yeah, I can see that. 301 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,600 You and me.. 302 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,880 it's like looking in a mirror. 303 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,600 So you want to go get a beer or something? 304 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,080 I can get you in some places you've probably never been to. 305 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,800 Oh, like that cool jazz bar off the highway? 306 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,600 No, no, I'm talking about country clubs, fancy restaurants. 307 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,400 I'm rich as hell, man. 308 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,640 Everything okay here, steven? 309 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,920 Yeah, everything's fine. 310 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,560 I am so glad you're back. 311 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,880 I felt horrible letting you go off without any leftovers. 312 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,280 It was nice meeting you,red, 313 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,640 and you're right. You have raised some fine young men. 314 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,560 "Pig" "No means No" 315 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,520 Yeah, 316 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,560 I'm real proud of 'em. 317 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,440 They stole all my clothes. 318 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,840 - Who? - The angry mob of feminists. 319 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,880 Oh, man, look at you. They even shaved off all your body hair. 320 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,320 Yes. 321 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,640 Yes, they did. 322 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:32,380 So kelso has a child. I cannot wait to see the smile on that sweet little face, 323 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,740 And i bet the baby's cute, too. 324 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,940 It is so cool that Steven's father's rich. 325 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:42,060 It almost makes up for my father Being locked away in pris... I mean, 326 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,940 Native land. 327 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,260 Eric, i'm so sorry about What happened at the rally. 328 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,900 It was like watching an antelope Get taken down On "wild kingdom." 329 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,460 This is permanent marker, donna. 330 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:57,020 I don't think this is coming off!