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so, Eric, your dad's
muffler shop opens tomorrow.

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That's, like, the perfect job for him.
I mean, he's been muffling you for years.

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Yes, he really hates noise.

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I think it's because
it reminds him of fun.

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Hey, at least Red got a job he likes.
I thought I was cool flipping burgers,

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then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30
years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car.

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I don't want to be that guy.

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And you won't be if you
follow the plan I gave you,

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Okay? We get a job
as a local weather team,

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then go national as
morning talk show hosts,

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and then... star in
our own ice capades.

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Jackie, I've told you,
I don't capade.

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- I am quitting my job, though.
- Me too.

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The department of motor vehicles
is not as glamorous as it sounds.

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You know what
motor vehicles are?

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They're cars.

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Just cars.

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Fez, you know what you should do?
You should be a cop like me.

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You could go undercover
and catch foreigners.

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Oh, so it's a crime
to be foreign, huh?

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No, of course not.

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It's a crime to do the
things that foreigners do.

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Well, I, for one, love my
job. Want to know why?

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I have no job.

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Yeah, that's one of the
benefits of taking the year off.

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Speaking of that, how'd that all-day
marathon go on the slip 'n slide?

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Pretty good.

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Except for around
hour three, when...

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I got a pretty
serious owie.

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Yeah, when you went in for a juice,
I slipped a rock under there.

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Ah. Anyway, today, I
will be chasing butterflies.

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Tomorrow, I'm gonna break
out the giant bubble wand.

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What'd you do, go down the
clearance aisle at the drugstore?

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Yes, I did.

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You'll all be happy to know you'll be receiving
goody bags containing 4th of july socks,

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cornstarch

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and a calendar
from 1972.

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Okay, I think we're nearly
set up for business.

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Thanks for helping,
or, uh,

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standing around saying,
"ew, grease."

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Whoa, Steven.

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You already got
that muffler together?

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Yeah, well, you know, metal
shop was my favorite class.

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I went to, like,

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half of 'em.

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You know, I need an extra set of hands
around here. How'd you like the job?

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No, Steven, you can't.

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I mean, don't take this personally, Mr. Forman, but
guys who work in muffler shops are bottom-feeders.

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Jackie.

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Well, I said, "don't take this
personally." What else can I do?

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Jackie, I gotta take
this job. You kidding me?

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I mean, I'm good with
my hands, I don't mind dirt,

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and I have a high
tolerance for fumes.

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Fine. If it makes you
happy, then I'm happy.

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Steven, why is it everything that I
love about you also grosses me out?

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You're so complicated.

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Okay. You can
start tomorrow.

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But we're not driving in
together. That's too weird.

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Cool.

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All right, I gotta take off. I'm gonna
go have lunch with my new dad.

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Oh, bring a camera
get a picture.

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Steven, you don't have
any family pictures.

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Well, we have some really good ones
of my mom down at the county jail.

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One full face, two profiles--
each one dated and numbered.

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Oh, steven, you've
had the hardest life.

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You know, I should probably be more
generous and considerate with you.

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But I am
what I am.

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Okay, we are going to make this
the prettiest muffler shop ever.

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Really, all I wanted was
a "grand opening" sign.

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And you've got one...

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in needlepoint.

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Kitty that's so tiny.

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Needlepoint is
very hard work.

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You never appreciate
anything I do.

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You should've just
married Betty Parker.

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No, no, no. What I meant
was, it's so tiny, like...

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your waist.

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Thank you.

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Eric, you want to
hand me that manifold?

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The manifold.

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Mani... fold.

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Man, I folded that.

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Eric, are you ready
to help me decorate?

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Yes, now I was thinking we could line this
counter here with red-white-and-blue bunting.

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How is it that I raised a son who
knows "bunting" but not "manifold"?

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Well, maybe the problem is
that you were never around.

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I was always around.

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Yeah, maybe I
was the problem.

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I've never been
to a beauty salon.

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I'm excited to see how
they make people beautiful

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Especially that lady over there.
That's gonna take some work.

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Well, fez, I don't know how long
I'm gonna be here, so no wandering off.

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You gave me a hell of a scare
the other day at the mall.

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I'm not going anywhere. I'm just
enjoying my time away from the DMV.

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All those foreigners...

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Learn to speak
garbled english, people.

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Well, the last time I was here,
they were looking for help.

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And they have no idea
how weird you are.

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That is an
advantage.

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What's the job?

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Shampoo boy.

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Shampoo boy?

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You mean, I would get
paid for touch hair?

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I used to get in so
much trouble for that

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Hey!

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Don't touch me!

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What are you doing, man?

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What am I doing? What are you doing with
your long, beautiful hair, you hippie freak?

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That's it!

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It is my destiny to
be a shampoo boy.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is
there a job that pays you to eat pie

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No.

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It is my destiny to
be a shampoo boy.

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Hey, mom, guess what
hyde just told me.

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if it's tawdry, I don't
want to hear it.

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No.

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Dad offered him a job
at the muffler shop.

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And did I even get an offer? No. Like I wasn't there,
too. Like I wasn't all sore from hanging all that bunting.

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Well, sweetie, don't
take it so hard.

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Your father's always had a soft spot for
Steven, but he loves you, too. I just know it.

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Well, you know
what I think?

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If dad loves Hyde so much,
maybe he should marry him.

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Honey, that's not possible. Your
father is already married to me.

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What? No, mom, it's--
it's an expression.

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Well, it's nota very good one.

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"Twenty three skeedow"
now, that's an expression.

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Yes...

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That's what I should to say.

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Kitty, look

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I framed one of my
"grand opening" flyers

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now if the shop's a
success, I'llhave a souvenir.

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And if not,

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I'll have something to
glare at while I'm drinking

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that's a very good idea.

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And you know what else
is a very good idea?

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Offering Eric a job just
like you did Steven.

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Kitty, I can only afford
to hire one person.

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And why can't that one person
be your very own son?

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Because my very own son
can't do anything.

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No that's not true.

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Just today he caught the
most beautiful butterfly

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well

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if a giant butterfly is
tearing up the shop

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I'll call eric.

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I'm not sure I want him
to face a giant butterfly

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So, red, we got your
muffler store flyer, and

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I'm a little hurt. You know,
you never asked for my input.

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I mean, I had a
business on my own.

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Bob,

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Your business
went under.

151
00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,780
Yeah, but
very slowly.

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00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,700
Don't feel
insulted, Bob

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00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:08,100
Red wouldn't even give
his own child a job.

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If you have muffler shop,
wouldn't you give Donna a job?

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Sure, Donna knows her
way around the car.

156
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But Eric thinks an exhaust belt is something
that holds up your pants when you're tired.

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There's no such thing as
an exhaust belt, bob.

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Well, then he thinks something
else is something else.

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Y'know, when you start
a new business,..

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You need a gimmick.

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When I opened my store,

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I rented a monkey.

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People will drive a hundred miles to
see a monkey, 200 if he's wearing a suit.

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And Bobby dressed up as Tarzan,
and I dressed up as Jane

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Remember?

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Do I!

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"Me, Tarzan, you, Jane.

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That's just what I said.

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Bob, I'll tell you what my
gimmick is gonna be.

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Good service at a fair price.

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Oh, please. Leave that
stuff to the japanese.

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00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:02,940
Hey Geri.

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00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:07,260
This is Fez. And he would like to
apply for the shampoo boy job.

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00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,700
Yeah? Why do you
wanna be a shampoo boy

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00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:15,340
because I love hair--on the head, on the body, on
floor, and if there's one in my salad, I enjoy it more.

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Fez.

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Okay, maybe I got a
little carried away.

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The one on my salad--
I can take it or leave it.

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You're a little creepy.

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But you're cute, so I'll test you
on one of our regular clients.

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Yes, that's great, Fez. I
have complete faith in you.

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- You're gonna wash Donna's hair.
- Oh!

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Um,

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You know, I'm kind of
exclusive with paulette.

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I can't just test him on
anyone. He seems kinda pervy.

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She gets me.

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Okay, fine.

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But nothing other than your hands
touches nothing other than my head.

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Oh, thank you, donna.
You're not gonna regret this.

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That's the first time I said
that to a girl and meant it.

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00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,060
Well, thanks for lunch, man.

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00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:07,620
I gotta say, a burger just tastes better when
it's bought for you by your new black dad.

193
00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,860
So you must really
love Led Zeppelin.

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00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,940
That's the oldest shirt I've ever seen
on someone who wasn't a bum.

195
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:14,980
Hey,

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00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:18,540
If god didn't want me to wear it so much,
he wouldn't have made them rock so hard.

197
00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:22,620
Led Zeppelin's cool. I caught 'em
back in '69. Front row.

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00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:23,580
Whoa.

199
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,620
Oh, I did well with
the ladies that night.

200
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,900
They probably thought
I was jimi hendrix.

201
00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,420
I told 'em
I was jimi hendrix.

202
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:32,460
smile!

203
00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,740
Jackie,

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00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,540
we're trying to have
lunch here,do you mind?

205
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:37,460
Who cares about lunch, Steven?

206
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,660
We need a picture of a
parent who's not under arrest.

207
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:43,380
Listen,

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00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:46,820
the reason I wanted to see you is I was thinking
that maybe you'd like to come work for me.

209
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,940
I could teach you the
record store business.

210
00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:51,420
Well, I have stolen
a lot of records.

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00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,860
I would like to learn
why people pay for 'em.

212
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:56,980
You know what?

213
00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:59,100
I can't. I just took
another job today.

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00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,380
Well, quit that job.

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00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,980
You come work for me, and we'll
kick butt at the father/son picnic.

216
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:07,260
I'll even start a father/son picnic
just so we can kick butt.

217
00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:10,060
Man, that sounds really cool.
You know, I'll try and work it out.

218
00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,180
That's what I like to hear.

219
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:13,780
Hey!

220
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,860
Well, steven, you're gonna need
a picture for your christmas card.

221
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:27,460
So, uh, Hyde, when my
dad offered you the job,

222
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,540
I mean, what exactly did
he say? Was it, like, um,

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00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:35,500
"since I don't see my own son here right now,
"I might as well just give you the job"?

224
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:39,740
I can't believe I got a job
from my dad and from red.

225
00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:41,420
Now I have two jobs.

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00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,580
It's like I'm a workaholic.

227
00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:48,820
I gotta tell you, that's not
the kind of "holic" I thought I'd be.

228
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,220
Wow, hyde, this is really gettin'
to you. I mean, look at you

229
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:56,460
you're leaning forward, you got your
sunglasses off. You're freakin' out.

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00:12:57,420 --> 00:13:00,140
Well, this is an emotional
time for my steven.

231
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:04,300
His new daddy and his substitute daddy
are in a tug-of-war for his heart.

232
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:07,700
Whoa. I thought we established
that hyde doesn't have a heart.

233
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:10,700
It was no heart, no brain,

234
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,260
no courage.

235
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,220
I'll just have to tell red
I can't take the job.

236
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,020
I mean,
he'll understand.

237
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,540
Wait, I'm the scarecrow?

238
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,860
He's the one
who gets set on fire.

239
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,740
Oh, yeah, that's me.

240
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:33,820
Steven, I have a
little surprise for you.

241
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,500
Pretty nice, huh?

242
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,500
They already had a bunch of
patches that said "steven."

243
00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:44,300
But I had a "Hyde" one custom-made
'cause I know that's what you prefer.

244
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,300
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

245
00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:48,020
Custom-made?

246
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:52,100
He once got me a hat that said "Erin"
because it was "close enough."

247
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:55,780
Uh,

248
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,020
thanks, Red.
This is- this is really cool.

249
00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,620
Yeah, well,

250
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,900
you can buy
your own pants.

251
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,380
Hyde...

252
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:10,900
- Why didn't you say anything?
- Because he's torn between two daddies.

253
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,860
Steven, when you're in a
moral quandary, do what I do,

254
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:19,540
Okay? Put on some donny osmond, close
your eyes and ask yourself one question--

255
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,060
who's richer?

256
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,060
Okay, Fez, this
is your station.

257
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:29,260
Donna, here's my pepper
spray, just in case.

258
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,980
You owe me.

259
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:35,220
Okay, let's see what we
have to work with here.

260
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,460
Fez!

261
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,820
Shouldn't you be doing
something with soap and water?

262
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,620
Oh, so you want
it wet and soapy.

263
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,460
Fez, I just want
my hair washed.

264
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,620
Oh, so you want
to call the shots.

265
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,700
- Don't do the "so you want" stuff.
- Oh, so you want it silent.

266
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:09,500
Fez!

267
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:11,740
Okay, okay.

268
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,380
Showtime.

269
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:16,980
Now you're about to
experience some feelings.

270
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,740
My advice is

271
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,620
give into them.

272
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:28,700
Hey, come on
in. Look around.

273
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,100
Heck, take a muffler if you like.

274
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,860
I'm--I'm just kidding.

275
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:35,460
Don't touch anything
you're not gonna buy.

276
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,580
W.B.

277
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,020
Surprised to see you here.

278
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:45,220
Well, I just wanted to see why steven would take a job at a muffler shop
instead of working for mein an office with air conditioning and a pension plan.

279
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:47,500
I guess white folks
are just weird.

280
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:53,220
Man, he didn't even think about
offering me the job, did he?

281
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:56,820
Oh, well, honey, he just
didn't think you were a good fit.

282
00:15:57,180 --> 00:16:00,660
It's called "Forman & son."

283
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:08,500
It doesn't say
whose son.

284
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,820
What the hell
are you doing?

285
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,820
What?

286
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,540
It's your first day on the
job, and you're drinking?

287
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,460
This is not summer
camp, you know?

288
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,620
There's drinking
at summer camp?

289
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:29,100
Look, if you're not responsible enough to handle
yourself, then obviously,I made a big mistake.

290
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,660
I hope there's another job out
there for you, because you're fired.

291
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,540
My dad told you he offered
me a job, didn't he?

292
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,580
What?

293
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,140
No.

294
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,340
What?

295
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,660
'Cause I've heard you
fire a lot of people,

296
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:47,340
and I've never heard you say, "I hope
there's another job out there for you."

297
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:51,460
You say, "I hope my foot
"doesn't get stuck in your ass."

298
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:55,140
Or, "don't let my foot get stuck in
your ass on the way out the door."

299
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,580
Or the classic, "I'm gonna
stick my foot in your ass."

300
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,620
Just get outta here.

301
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,860
Thanks, red.

302
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:10,020
You're such a softy.

303
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:14,100
Are you lurking
behind everything?

304
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:19,260
Well, it's the only way I get
to see your real emotions

305
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:24,220
So guess you have a job
to offer eric after all?

306
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:28,700
Yeah, well, I guess I could
teach eric something about cars.

307
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:33,580
Maybe if I told him they were called
"space mobiles," he'd take to it.

308
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,380
Hey, Eric.

309
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:38,940
How'd you like
to work for me?

310
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,820
Here? With you?

311
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:45,220
Wow, dad, that would mean a lot.
Then it really would be "Forman & son."

312
00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:47,500
- So you'll take the job?
- Hell, no.

313
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,900
Good.

314
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,900
I mean, I don't want to
work. This is my year off.

315
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,540
Then why did you complain all day
about not getting the job?

316
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,860
Oh, well, mom,

317
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:03,700
I just wanted to get invited to the
dance. I mean,I didn't want to dance.

318
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:06,460
Hell, I don't even know
any of the steps.

319
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:10,260
Honey, you are
a wonderful dancer.

320
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,700
Hey, man,

321
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:20,740
Is that job still available?
'Cause red just fired me.

322
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,660
Sure. The job's yours.

323
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,060
Cool. When
do I start?

324
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:24,980
How about monday?

325
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,340
Ooh, mondays are
gonna be tough for me.

326
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,980
I find I'm fresher if I start
my work week on a tuesday.

327
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:33,740
Say, uh, some
time after lunch?

328
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,660
I'll see you
monday at 9.

329
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,540
Let's call it 10.

330
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,100
Jackie, jackie,

331
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,820
fez shampooed
my hair.

332
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:46,060
And you were able to untie
yourself and get away?

333
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,620
No, Jackie,

334
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,140
his hands
were amazing.

335
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:52,260
At one point, it was like
he had five extra fingers.

336
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,540
Well, donna,he is
foreign. He might.

337
00:18:58,660 --> 00:18:59,860
Ladies.

338
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,940
Hi, Fez.

339
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,140
Well, it's official.
I am shampoo boy.

340
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:12,420
The word on the street is you need to smoke
a cigarette after this boy lathers you up.

341
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:15,020
I'm the one
who said that.

342
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,860
Fez, did you get taller?

343
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:22,780
Well, I'm gonna make an appointment. But I'm
not using the same sink as the old ladies.

344
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:25,420
Oh, you'll use the
sink I tell you to use.

345
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,980
Okay, Fez.

346
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,820
Wow!

347
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:36,100
Hey, Red. This
is goin' great.

348
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,060
Ah, yeah.
It's going okay.

349
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:43,300
But can you imagine how great it would be going if he
used the midget catering company I told him about?

350
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:44,980
Yeah, well,

351
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:48,460
uh, thanks, Bob, for not forcing some
cock a mamy gimmick down my throat.

352
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,580
Hey, I'd never do that.

353
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,420
Kelso, plan's off.
Get it outta here.

354
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,780
We got him for
three more hours.

355
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,420
I'm gonna see if I can
teach him how to drive.

356
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,440
there's a butterfly in
the backyard. I'm on it!

357
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,120
Okay. He's after me.

358
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,000
He's after me.

359
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,240
Crap. That just made him mad.