1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:08,120 hey, thanks for coming down to meet my sister, man. I had dinner with her and my dad last night, 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:12,840 it was the first family dinner I had ever been to where we didn't have to sneak out of the restaurant one at a time. 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,880 Man, hyde, first a new dad, now a new sister-- 4 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,480 it's like you hit the orphan lottery. 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:22,320 Look, your dad's got a whole jar of peppermint patties. 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:24,760 That's class, baby. 7 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,160 That's nothing, you guys. I found 20 bucks just sitting on the desk, 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,960 and I kind of wanna steal it. 9 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:34,600 Wow, I'm really starting to see the underbelly of not having a job. 10 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:38,160 Check it out, hyde-- your dad knows Skynyrd. 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:43,200 I heard when you first meet them, if you just yell "free bird" really loud, they'll start playing it. 12 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,320 Ah, angie, meet your new brother's friends-- 13 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,000 they're scruffy, but they don't seem to be dangerous. 14 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,760 Hey, guys, check it out- 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,600 family 'fro. 16 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,280 I know what you're thinking. 17 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:00,440 What are the odds that steven would have a previously unknown black half-sister? 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:04,320 Well, I'll tell you-- 2,437 to 1. 19 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,080 I'm a math major. 20 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,320 A math major? Awesome. I need some help building a homemade rocket, 21 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:15,640 and we also need a hamster that's not afraid of heights or being blown up. 22 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,320 - You must be kelso. - Yeah, I am. 23 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:26,320 Boy, am I glad you showed up. It's a lot of pressure being the only good-looking one in the room. 24 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,320 Michael, that is so rude. 25 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,080 You know there's two of us. 26 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,960 And that makes you Jackie. 27 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,360 That's right. Hi. 28 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,680 Okay, so let me bring you up to speed on the group. 29 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:42,920 Too skinny, too tall, too horny, too foreign, too-riffic. 30 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,200 Look at this-- my two kids together and getting along. 31 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,720 That's it, 20 bucks for everybody. 32 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,760 It's okay. I already got mine. 33 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,000 I took it off your desk. 34 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,000 I'm at a really weird place in my life. 35 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,420 Hey, man. 36 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,340 Hey, I brought everyone cupcakes. 37 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:42,020 - Cool! - Cupcakes! 38 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:47,820 Here's a special one for you-- vanilla on the outside and chocolate on the inside. 39 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:54,460 what are you doing? You knew I was gonna take that one. 40 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,340 Oh, well, too late. 41 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:59,020 You're always doing that. 42 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:01,500 That is the reason why we broke up. 43 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:05,100 We broke up because you were always cheating on me. 44 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,500 That and the cupcake thing. 45 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:13,580 So this is where you hang out, huh? 46 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:16,780 Do the people who own this place know we're down here? 47 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:18,780 Yeah, they kind of adopted me. 48 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:22,420 You don't know this about me, but I've had, like, 13 dads. 49 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:24,300 You know, I don't know so much about you. 50 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:27,140 I mean, like, what kind of stuff did you do growing up? 51 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:28,460 Did you play sports? 52 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,340 Well, I used to play this one game called stoop. 53 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:33,500 What you do is you sit on a stoop 54 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:35,900 and you chuck things at passersby. 55 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:38,780 I was a pro. 56 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:41,420 I was a passerby. 57 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:46,500 Did you know that I am a shampoo boy down at the beauty salon? 58 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,140 Yes, 59 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:52,460 ladies come from miles around to be touched by these magic hands. 60 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:56,580 Is that why they're all dry and chapped? 61 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,220 No. 62 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:02,940 That's from my day off. 63 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:08,580 So, angie, are you excited about your first day at work at dad's office tomorrow? 64 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:12,140 Yeah, but I'm a little nervous. I mean, it's my first job out of college. 65 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,660 Oh, believe me, this is the easiest job I've ever had. 66 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:20,980 Wait. What about the time you got paid 2 bucks to eat everything out of forman's fridge and then you threw it up all over the place? 67 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,860 That was you. 68 00:04:25,180 --> 00:04:26,380 Oh, yeah. 69 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,660 That was awesome. 70 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,620 So it's cool if we slack off at work. 71 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:37,780 Look, any time I even think about work, I remember one thing-- 72 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,380 I'm the boss's son, 73 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:42,700 then I head down to the nearest bar to chug beer and play darts. 74 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:47,100 Ah, beer and darts-- keeping the eye patch industry alive since the 1800s. 75 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:53,820 Kitty, 76 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:57,860 you told me we were going to the hardware store. 77 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:04,020 And you told me I'd have a fur coat by winter. People say a lot of things. 78 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:09,820 But this is no place for a man. 79 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:17,260 But it's 25 ladies and me. I think I like my chances. 80 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,500 Kitty, I gotta get out of here. 81 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:25,260 One of these ladies is likely to come over here and try to talk me into a toupee. 82 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,140 Okay, Fez... 83 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:32,940 give me the gossip. 84 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:35,660 Is that glitter in your hair? 85 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,300 Are you making me a piŅata? 86 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:44,500 No. I was working on a new outfit for eric to wear at the roller disco. 87 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,860 Roller disco? Eric is into roller disco? 88 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:51,060 Uh-oh. 89 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:56,260 I'm sorry. We're gonna have to reschedule 'cause I have to go spread this embarrassing news. 90 00:05:56,380 --> 00:05:59,460 You can't tell anyone. I promised eric I'd keep it a secret. 91 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,180 Besides, you used to roller disco with jackie. 92 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,620 Sure, when I was a child, 93 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:06,380 but I'm a man now. 94 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,140 I moved on to robot dancing. 95 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:16,020 Hey, you wanted to see me? 96 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,580 Have a seat, steven. 97 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:22,060 It's come to my attention you've been sneaking off from work to go play darts. 98 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:28,540 Well, in my defense, it's just something to do to pass the time while I'm drinking beer. 99 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:32,660 Yes, Angie mentioned that, too. 100 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:33,620 What? 101 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:37,140 You ratted me out on my midday dart-and-booze? 102 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:40,500 What? No, I just thought it was a funny story. 103 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:43,060 Steven, I'm so sorry. Daddy, please don't fire him. 104 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,420 I'm not gonna fire him. 105 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:46,220 You're not? I mean... 106 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:48,620 you're not-- excellent choice. 107 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:51,700 S teven, 108 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:54,620 you may be the boss' son, but you still have to show up and do some work. 109 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:58,660 Come on, man, even you said yourself it was fine if I slack off every now and then. 110 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:02,140 Look, I want you to succeed here, Steven, so no more darts. 111 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,180 Fine. 112 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,380 Oh, but can I start succeeding next week? 113 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:12,820 See, there's a tournament tomorrow. I'm already signed up and everything. 114 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:19,060 There's my little roller disco king. 115 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,060 Mom ! 116 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:25,620 Look, at any given moment, there at least three kids in this house who would use that information to destroy me. 117 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,780 We have to keep it our secret. 118 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:28,660 Well, 119 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:31,940 I was just reading the bible, 120 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:36,980 and it says that keeping secrets is a sin. 121 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:41,700 It goes lust, gluttony, sloth, keeping secrets. 122 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:44,740 Mom, we don't even have a bible. 123 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:48,780 Remember last christmas you spilled peppermint schnapps all over it? 124 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:55,340 Honey, just share your secret. 125 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:58,420 People are gonna find out eventually because 126 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:03,100 that is a surprisingly difficult thing to keep secret. 127 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:05,940 Okay, I don't know if you know this about me, 128 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:09,740 but I already take quite a bit of crap just walking around being regular me, so, 129 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,940 No, I'm not gonna tell anybody. 130 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,140 Do you want me to tell them? 131 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,460 - No. - Yes? 132 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,020 No. 133 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:25,380 I'll think about it, okay? 134 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:28,140 Maybe there's a way I can kind of feel everybody out. 135 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,420 Good. 136 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:33,500 and by the way, 137 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:36,860 I did not spill peppermints chnapps on the bible. 138 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:40,500 It was sambuca. I am not trailer trash. 139 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,620 I know something you don't know. 140 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:52,100 Fez, you know a lot of things I don't know, 141 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:55,340 mostly because they're disgusting and I don't wanna know them. 142 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:57,140 True, 143 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,140 but this is about eric. 144 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:02,500 What do you think he's doing every wednesday night when he's not with you? 145 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:06,820 He's taking an at-home spanish course. 146 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:12,380 He doesn't wanna be disturbed, so he locks himself in his room. 147 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:15,980 You know, I think he's self-conscious because he can't roll his "R"s. 148 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:18,020 Oh, believe me, donna, 149 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:20,500 he is rolling his ass off. 150 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,140 Okay, fez, what's going on? 151 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,300 Is there another woman? 152 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:27,340 Yes... 153 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,140 and it's eric. 154 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:37,380 Angie totally set me up, man. 155 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:40,260 I should have seen this coming when I found out she was a math major. 156 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,380 Those girls are always bitches. 157 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,500 You know what your problem is, hyde? 158 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,820 I'm too good-looking. 159 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:53,540 Who does angie think she is, anyway? 160 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:56,900 She can't just walk in here and pull your strings like you're some kind of puppet. 161 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,620 That's my job. 162 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:02,140 Hey, guys, just to jump off topic here for a sec, 163 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:04,740 when you're dancing to say,like, 164 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:06,420 Donna Summer, whoever, 165 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,540 do you ever wish that you were on wheels? 166 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:11,820 Forman, 167 00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:15,820 so many parts of what you just said make me wanna kick your ass. 168 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,460 Eric, 169 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,140 you know what your problem is? 170 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:20,980 I'm too good-looking. 171 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:27,700 Okay, it's wednesday night, so you guys know what that means-- off to my room for a little espaŅol, 172 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:31,420 or should I say off to my room-o? 173 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:37,660 You got a lot of nerve showing up here. 174 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:39,860 All right, back off, hyde. 175 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,740 She's here for me. 176 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,460 Hey, mama. 177 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,380 Hey, so what the hell was that all about today? 178 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,460 Look, 179 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:57,540 my dad said that if I did well in college, some day the business would be mine, 180 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:58,980 and I did my part, 181 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:03,380 so there's no way I'm gonna share everything with some frizzy-haired kid fresh out of juvie. 182 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:07,980 Okay, I'm working at that company because our dad wants me there, 183 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:10,220 and don't insult me with that juvie crap. 184 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:13,620 I'm over 18. If I get pinched, I'm doing big boy time. 185 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:18,140 Running this company is my dream, so if you don't quit tomorrow, 186 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,620 it's gonna be war. 187 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,940 He's your friend. Talk some sense into him. 188 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:26,500 If you wanted my help, you should have brought more cupcakes. 189 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:40,020 Fez, come on. Just tell us what eric's up to. 190 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:43,700 Donna, if I learned anything from all my years as a virgin, 191 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,980 it's that seeing it is much better than talking about it. 192 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,260 what the hell was that? 193 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,900 That, donna, 194 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,780 that's what's left of your boyfriend. 195 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,200 So, steven, what are you gonna do about angie? 196 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,960 How are you gonna fight back? 197 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,360 I don't know that I am. 198 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,360 I mean, you're asking me to fight for a job. 199 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,160 That's a tough sell. 200 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,240 But this is my company at stake. 201 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,800 Jackie, would you stop saying that everything that's mine is yours? 202 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:55,400 Okay, steven, last valentine's day I gave you a card that said "be mine," and you said yes. 203 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,920 And by saying yes, 204 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:04,760 you agreed that everything you had, have or will have from now until the end of time is mine as well. 205 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,200 Read the fine print, steven. 206 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:13,160 This whole work thing is a mess. I miss my glory days of being an orphan. 207 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,960 A little piece of advice about having a family-- 208 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,600 get used to being screwed over. 209 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,960 Well, that's a very cynical view of family. 210 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,840 Oh, yeah, 211 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,720 and you and your sister get along so well. 212 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,040 Oh, I talked to a lawyer. She's not getting a damn thing. 213 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,960 Red, we have something to tell you. 214 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,720 It's pretty shocking. 215 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,760 I'm not sure how to break it to you. 216 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,280 Okay, you'd better let me handle this. 217 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,480 All right, 218 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,640 Everybody whose son 219 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,760 is not a roller disco-er, take one step forward. Not so fast, red. 220 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,800 Someone's been working on their spin, susie. 221 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,760 Nice, very nice. 222 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,080 It's magic time. 223 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,680 Hey, everybody, let's give a great bigroller palace welcome to the one, 224 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,080 the only rainbow! 225 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,080 nice shorts, rainbow. 226 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,040 Hey, 227 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,520 did you come up to pack up your office? 228 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,240 Listen, sis, about the whole job thing, 229 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:11,680 I thought about going head-to-head with you, but I decided I just can't stoop to your level. 230 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,080 Well, good. 231 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,880 But she can. 232 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,480 Right now she's telling everybody we work with 233 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,200 that you stripped your way through college. 234 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,480 Please, like anybody's gonna believe her. 235 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,920 My dad's rich. 236 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,680 Oh, no, no, no. You didn't strip because you needed the money. 237 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,000 Word around the water cooler is 238 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,400 you stripped because you liked it. 239 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,240 Yeah, I know, I know. What a whore. 240 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,960 Stop laughing at me. 241 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,960 I am not a stripper. I am a math major. 242 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,160 Jackie, 243 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,000 if there was ever a game show called "make that girl cry," 244 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,600 I'd go on with you. 245 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,680 Oh, we'd so win the car. 246 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,000 all right, everybody clear some space. 247 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,920 It's rainbow! 248 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,640 Now look, eric, they love you, 249 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,200 so it's a good thing I told fez. 250 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,600 I didn't tell you I told fez. 251 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,000 I didn't tell fez. 252 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,600 Eric, how did this happen? 253 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:35,960 I mean, you don't just wake up one morning, throw on some skates, and start doing cartwheels to sister sledge. 254 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,320 It all started when I went down to the sporting goods store. 255 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,520 I saw this pair of roller skates, and when I tried them on, 256 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,120 well, it was like the first time Joe Namath laid his hands on a bat. 257 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,800 The next thing I can remember is spinning, 258 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,160 just spinning and spinning and spinning. 259 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,520 When I finally stopped, I found myself at the park. 260 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,280 That's where I met up with these people. 261 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:07,040 Wait, those skate freaks that hang out down by the basketball court? 262 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:11,120 Every time we wanna shoot hoops, we gotta scare them off with bottle rockets. 263 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,840 Kelso, they're not freaks. They're just like you and me, 264 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,800 but on wheels. 265 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,440 Eric, 266 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,360 let me tell you a little story. 267 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:26,040 When I was a boy, there was a kid who wanted to be a ballet dancer, 268 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,160 and all the other kids made fun of him. 269 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:33,120 But years later when he came back to town, he had achieved his dream-- 270 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,760 he was a dancer 271 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,120 with the New York City Ballet. 272 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,960 And you know what happened? 273 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,520 You learned your little lesson about judging people unfairly, huh? 274 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:47,280 No, a bunch of guys got together and beat the crap out of him. 275 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,640 Hey, red, 276 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,880 you know what your problem is? 277 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,160 I'm too good-looking. 278 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,720 Okay, dad, I hear what you're saying, 279 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,080 but I honestly don't know if I can give it up. 280 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,560 Why don't you try something else? 281 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,360 I suggest robot dancing. 282 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,760 feel the beat. Disco robot. 283 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,320 Daddy, 284 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,520 I can't work with him. He's telling lies about me. 285 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,160 Actually, that's not true. 286 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,560 She's telling them. 287 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,440 Steven, why is that girl always in the office? 288 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:39,440 And why has she been passing out dress code memos to my employees? 289 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,680 Hum... Well, 290 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,280 she's against the casualization of the workplace. 291 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,160 She doesn't belong here, and neither does he. 292 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,000 I can't believe what I'm seeing-- 293 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,440 a brother and sister fighting each other. 294 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,360 Hey, we are a family. 295 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,520 Look, if you want him to stay, that's fine. But if he stays, I'm out of here. 296 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:04,600 Well, that's too bad, because I'm opening up a new record store and I wanted the two of you to run it, 297 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,400 but maybe I'll just let Steven run it by himself. 298 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,280 Hell yeah! 299 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,400 Nice going, sis. 300 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,040 No. You know I've always wanted my own store. 301 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,520 Well, if you two can't find a way to work this out-- 302 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,760 We can. I know we can. He's my brother. 303 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,480 I tried to get him fired, he calls me a stripper-- this is how we play. 304 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,920 Well, I'm glad, because if this kept going, 305 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,920 I would have had to send the two of you to your offices without any dinner. 306 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,120 That's a bad joke. I love it. 307 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,800 So 308 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,280 looks like you're gonna have to put up with me after all. 309 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,760 Hey, I said I'd work with you. It doesn't mean I like you. 310 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,240 You not liking me doesn't bother me that much now that I won. 311 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,800 And by "I won," 312 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,720 I mean you lost. 313 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,040 Oh, and also... 314 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,000 you know, here I'm just an average kid, 315 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,800 but down there... 316 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,320 down there I was a star. 317 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:30,580 what? 318 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,660 Oh, did I make the kissy face too early again? 319 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,980 No, no, it's nothing. 320 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:40,620 What? 321 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:45,980 Why do you keep laughing at me? 322 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,980 I'm gonna go home 323 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:52,060 and I'm gonna watch a really sad movie and I'm gonna try to come back later.