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Man, I can't believe
thanksgiving's tomorrow.

2
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It's such a special time of
the year, when like to give thanks,

3
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get fez drunk and dress
him up like a lady pilgrim.

4
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Well,

5
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the joke's on you
because this year

6
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I'm getting into the
dress before I get drunk.

7
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Ah, touché.

8
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Well, so long
as it happens.

9
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I had thanksgiving dinner last
night with brooke and the baby

10
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so I could be here tonight
for fez and the dress.

11
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Hey guys. I got something really
different planned for thanksgiving.

12
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But instead of
telling you about it,

13
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I'm gonna let it
wash over you.

14
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But, eric, maybe you could let some
soap and water wash over you,

15
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'cause since you've been out
of work, you're a little bummy

16
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welcome to the
grand illusion

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come on in and see
what's happenin'

18
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pay the price get the
ticket for the show...

19
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Is that Styx?

20
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And they just announced
a concert thanksgiving night.

21
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Now if we camp
out for tickets,

22
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by tomorrow, we could be watching
five guys in spandex suits

23
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shaking their hair
sweat on teenage girls.

24
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Forman.

25
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even if I liked Styx,

26
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which would mean I
was born without ears,

27
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I still can't go. My dad wants me and Angie
to open the record store by midnight tomorrow.

28
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Oh, man, Angie
is so pretty.

29
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You know, looking at Angie
is like looking at...

30
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Something else pretty.

31
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Well said.

32
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Donna, you in for Styx?

33
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Eric, I'm a DJ. I can't be
seen at a Styx concert.

34
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It's in my contract.

35
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Well, Fez, what do you say,
my man from another land?

36
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Eric, where I come
from, we have a saying.

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Ecch. Styx.

38
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Remember, kids,
music is joy, comfort,

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A Band Aid for a
wounded soul.

40
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And if you get people to believe that crap,
you're gonna sell a lot of records.

41
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Here are the
keys to the store.

42
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Thank you.

43
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I just figure whoever hasn't been
in prison should hold the keys.

44
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I thought
she'd do that,

45
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So I made an
extra set for you.

46
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Everybody gets keys.

47
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Thank you.

48
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You don't know
me very well,

49
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but you're gonna have to
make three of everything.

50
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I'm starting to get you
a little bit. You're funny.

51
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All right, well as co-manager
of this record store,

52
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My first order is...

53
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A pizza.

54
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Are you crazy? We have
to start unloading records.

55
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Hey, look, I don't know
about these other jokers,

56
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But I am
here to help,

57
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So, if you need to get anything off of one of these
high shelves, I'll be happy to watch you reach for it.

58
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All right guys, we got a ton of
box to unpack, posters to hang,

59
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so let's
hit it.

60
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I love
hittin' it.

61
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I love that you taught
me to love hittin' it.

62
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You know, this is the first
time we've ever hit it at

63
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Hey, this place doesn't
have a name yet.

64
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you should call it
"hot wax records,"

65
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but with a z-

66
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Recordzzz.

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Z's are so
Rock'n'roll.

68
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"funk man's
house of funk."

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"funk man's funky
house of funk."

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"Funky man's funky
house of hittin' it."

71
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You guys writing
this done or what?

72
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Steven it's
too complicated.

73
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You need something that
sounds hot and upscale.

74
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You should
call it "Jackie".

75
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If you want it
hot and upscale,

76
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you should call
it : "Dijon mustard"

77
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What about, huh,
like "headfood"?

78
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"Headsies."
"The head!"

79
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This is kinda cool.

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"The Head."

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- "The Head."
- "The Head."

82
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"The Head."

83
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I smell something burning.

84
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That'd be us.

85
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Man.

86
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We just came up with the
best name for the record store.

87
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It's, um..

88
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"The funky mustard house."

89
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I thought we settled
down "Jackie"!

90
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I just had it, and then it
popped out of my head.

91
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That's it!
"Poppers"

92
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This is a chain. All the
stores are called "Grooves."

93
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Oh, that's why
we have that sign.

94
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All right well, let's call it a day
and hit it hard again tomorrow.

95
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Good work
everyone.

96
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Wait. I just
remembered the name.

97
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"Lumpy's."

98
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No, it wasn't
called "Lumpy's."

99
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Well, my store is gonna
be called "Lumpy's."

100
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First one here.

101
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Hey, you guys getting in line
for Styx tickets, too?

102
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Yeah, right.

103
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If we weren't late for this
party, we'd kick your ass.

104
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Styx rules.

105
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What was
that, dork?

106
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I  said enjoy
your party.

107
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Oh, my god.

108
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Did I miss it? Are
there any tickets left?

109
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Black sabbath's been
sold out for weeks.

110
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No, Styx.

111
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I prefer a more lush,
orchestral sound.

112
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Yeah, well,
you're the only one.

113
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Just give me
the damn ticket.

114
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Man, hyde, this listening pit
is an awesome idea.

115
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Yeah, you made a place
for people to hang out,

116
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listen to music and feel
up angie and stuff.

117
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That's not what
this pit is for, man.

118
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It's for listening to records
and feeling up jackie and stuff.

119
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Steven's so
innovative.

120
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You know, he designed
this whole thing from scratch.

121
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Um,

122
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this is exactly
eric's basement.

123
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You're just jealous because steven's
successful and eric's all bummy.

124
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What is all this?

125
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What happened to
the soft rock section?

126
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I put it in
the alley.

127
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See, that way, if somebody comes
in asking for barry manilow,

128
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I can send 'em outside
and lock the door.

129
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Steven, the store
is very important to me.

130
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When I was 8 years old, Santa asked
me what I wanted for christmas,

131
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and I said a record store.

132
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You know
what I got?

133
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A pony.

134
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What 8-year-old girl
wants a damn pony?

135
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You know, one year I asked for
a damn pony and got a car.

136
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I just want the
store to be great.

137
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Yeah, well, I think this pit
makes the store great.

138
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Really? Did you go
to business school?

139
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Well, he did a lot of
business at school.

140
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Fine,

141
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I'll get rid of the pit, but I want
that entire wall covered in zeppelin.

142
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We can't.

143
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You know that research paper that I
gave you that you probably smoked?

144
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Well, it says that zeppelin
scares people over 30.

145
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Good, because people over
30 don't listen to music.

146
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They move to Florida
to play golf.

147
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Man, Angie is so
awesome and classy.

148
00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:07,620
She's like the first page
of a "playboy" layout.

149
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You know, before
you see her cans.

150
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Do you know that all that stuff
about those girls is made up?

151
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Yeah, they're not
really librarians or

152
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horse trainers
or

153
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scientists.

154
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They're just whores.

155
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I wish someone would
rub my shoulders like this.

156
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Hey,

157
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whatcha cookin',
good-lookin'?

158
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Guess who got a ticket
to see styx in concert tonight.

159
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Tonight? Honey,
it's thanksgiving.

160
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Yeah, but this is a
once-in-a-lifetime thing.

161
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Mom, this ticket was
really hard to get.

162
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Was it harder to get

163
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than the holiday traditions this family has built
through decades of love and sacrifice?

164
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Much harder. Thanks
for understanding.

165
00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:11,380
There's my beautiful bride.
I'll be in the garage.

166
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Red.

167
00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:16,980
None of the kids are
coming for dinner tonight.

168
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Laurie's in canada, steven has his store,
and now eric is going to a concert.

169
00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:24,740
There's no point in me
even making my special yams.

170
00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:26,660
What?

171
00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:31,500
Kitty, I love
those yams.

172
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They're among the top three
reasons I married you.

173
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Well, I can't make
them if I'm sad.

174
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Look, I'll tell
you what.

175
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You get started
on the yams,

176
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and I'll go
talk to eric.

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Thanks.

178
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Gosh,

179
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my shoulders are sore
from all this cooking.

180
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Think you could
rub 'em a little?

181
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Kitty, it's thanksgiving,
not christmas.

182
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,160
Styx, Kelso?

183
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,680
All right, fine! I like styx, okay?
And I don't care if anybody knows it!

184
00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,560
Well, that's not true.
Don't tell anyone.

185
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,680
Why aren't you putting
the records in the bins?

186
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,520
What bins?

187
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,160
The ones I ordered.

188
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,920
Oh, my god. I never
ordered the bins.

189
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:36,880
Hmm.

190
00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,880
That would never
happen at "Jackie."

191
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,000
What are
we gonna do?

192
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,880
There's no bins.

193
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,840
no bins!

194
00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,200
Hey, look, man, I'll take
care of it, all right?

195
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,520
But it's gonna
cost you.

196
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,040
Listening  pit
comes back,

197
00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,720
Zeppelin goes up
on that wall,

198
00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,880
and I want you to remove the smoke
detectors from the back office.

199
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,400
Whatever you want.

200
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,840
Oh, and also,

201
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,040
my creepy friend gets to
hold your hand for two minutes.

202
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,920
That-- that would be me.

203
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,280
All right, back off.

204
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,160
I want to be the first one of
us who gets to touch her.

205
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,640
You, too,
with the Styx?

206
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,200
Donna, it's just a-- it's just
a present for my friend, um...

207
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,080
um... F...

208
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,560
Fez.
Damn it.

209
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,480
Outta my way, dad.
Time for me to rock.

210
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,720
You're not goin'
to the concert.

211
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,320
- What? Why not?
- Look,

212
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,720
every family has its
holiday traditions.

213
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,600
Some sing, others
play charades--

214
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,080
in our family,
someone always cries.

215
00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:55,680
But I'll be damned if it's gonna
be your mother crying tonight.

216
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,040
I can't see
her like that.

217
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,160
I-I love her.

218
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,080
She threatened not
to make the yams,

219
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,000
Just get the hell
back in the house.

220
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,740
okay, here's
the situation.

221
00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,420
It's thanksgiving night.

222
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:16,220
Everything's closed.

223
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:18,700
We need to find a hundred
record bins by midnight.

224
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,700
It's the same damn
thing every year.

225
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:24,980
I have a question.

226
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:27,820
How does hair
know to grow?

227
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,060
And how far inside
your head does it go?

228
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,580
Does it touch
your brain?

229
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,620
Okay. I think we need to get
Jerry Garcia here some coffee.

230
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,500
Let the girl rap.
I was into it.

231
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,180
I like to think
about my head.

232
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,020
The head. That's
the name.

233
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,580
I saved the day.

234
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,540
Know what would be
perfect for the records?

235
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,220
Those boxes that
milk bottles come in.

236
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,260
They're, like,
crates or

237
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,060
crepes.
Crepes!

238
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,140
How good
are crepes?

239
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,260
That'll work, man.
We need, like,

240
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,220
50 empty
milk crates.

241
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,220
Well, how are we
gonna drink all that milk?

242
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,660
Ooh! Wait.

243
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,340
We need 50
boxes of cookies.

244
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,300
No, wastoid.
W-we'll steal the crates.

245
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,780
It's perfect.

246
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,660
Milk crates.

247
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,780
Milk crates.

248
00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,540
Milk crates.

249
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,820
Milky craties.

250
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,580
Okay, my valium's
starting to wear off.

251
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:36,420
What's happening
with those boxes?

252
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:39,220
Man, we just thought
of the perfect solution.

253
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,140
We're gonna go
get some of those...

254
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,980
- The head.
- Crepes.
- Poppers.

255
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:49,540
Whatever.
We'll be back.

256
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:54,420
Why is it every time I leave
the room, you guys do this?

257
00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,420
It's thanksgiving.

258
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,420
Some people bake pies.

259
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,220
We bake ourselves.

260
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:11,940
Thank you for opening up your
home to me on this special day.

261
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,180
This family
is all about love.

262
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,620
Yep. Spirit-crushing,
tyrannical love.

263
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,420
Drop that tone of voice, or you'll be
wearing that turkey like a football helmet.

264
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,140
Okay, now,

265
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,980
everybody, take a feather
from the paper turkey

266
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:28,140
and write down something
you're thankful for.

267
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,980
And then we'll all pick feathers
and guess who wrote them.

268
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,260
Any questions?

269
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:36,620
This is kind of off topic,
but where can I put my belt?

270
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,620
I'll go first.

271
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:48,980
"I'm thankful for my mother/wife.
"My life is meaningless without her."

272
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,340
Whoopsy.
I got mine.

273
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,620
It would've sounded better
if someone else had read it.

274
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,260
"I'm thankful
you have pecan pie.

275
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,940
"You do have
pecan pie, right?

276
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:03,500
"Because I turned down an invitation
"that involved pecan pie."

277
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,460
Hmm.

278
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:06,740
Bob?

279
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,820
"I'm thankful I didn't waste
my day at a really fun concert."

280
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,700
"This way I can work on
becoming a bitter old man"

281
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:17,340
"whose only happiness
is destroying his son's life."

282
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,700
Kitty, hand me
the turkey.

283
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,420
I think I
got red's.

284
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:25,300
Cause the only words
I can repeat are, "eric, little"

285
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,780
and a word that
starts with "mother."

286
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,180
Mother?
That's nice.

287
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,500
It takes a pretty
hard left turn.

288
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,020
Thanksgiving
is ruined!

289
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:41,340
Don't look at me. Dad's the
one who cursed on turkey.

290
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,940
Kitty! Bob,

291
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,580
touch my yams and die.

292
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:51,260
Look at all this
stuff I gotta eat.

293
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,420
Okay, look, I'll distract him.
Jackie, give me your lipstick.

294
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,900
Okay, but you picked a really weird
time to get into makeup, donna.

295
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,060
I love it when you whore yourself
for the good of the group.

296
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,220
Hey,  you.

297
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:13,100
That's, um,

298
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,780
that's a sexy milk
truck you got there.

299
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:16,980
Really?

300
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,140
Nah.

301
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:22,140
Oh, yeah. That big cow on
the side is really, um...

302
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,580
Sexy.

303
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,820
I haven't talked to
a woman in four months.

304
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,500
Oh, come
here, big guy.

305
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,340
She's hugging him. Okay, come on.
Let's grab everything. Hurry up.

306
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,100
Or slow down.

307
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:37,460
I'd like to see
where this goes.

308
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:42,060
How could you think it would be
okay to miss thanksgiving?

309
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,860
You might as well just
rip my heart out and

310
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:48,220
drown it in my
delicious giblet gravy.

311
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,220
It's not just thanksgiving.

312
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,980
You used to have
goals and ambition.

313
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,140
But now,

314
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:58,020
one week you're
chasing butterflies,

315
00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:02,860
the next week, you're skating around
the neighborhood dressed like liberace.

316
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:08,180
Did it ever occur to you guys
that I don't know what I'm doing?

317
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,140
Okay?
I'm scared.

318
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,980
Of what, honey? We got rid
of the spooky lamp in your room.

319
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,340
Look, my
whole life,

320
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,620
I've been trying
to please other people.

321
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,300
So I feel like I don't
know who I am

322
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:30,060
or know what I want
to do with my life.

323
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,700
You need a government
job, like a mailman,

324
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,740
something simple
and repetitive.

325
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:40,300
No, no, no. You know he doesn't
do well in snow. What about this?

326
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:46,100
Margie's sonis a chiropractor,
and she seems very happy.

327
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:47,300
I just...

328
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,460
I don't want to wake
up in five years

329
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,340
and hate my life.

330
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:54,260
That's unavoidable.

331
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:56,700
Okay.

332
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,620
I just need
more time to think.

333
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,660
You know what I got
for my 18th birthday?

334
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,460
A draft notice and
a malaria vaccine.

335
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,020
I never had
time to think.

336
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,780
Yeah, but, dad, don't you think
it would've been helpful if you did?

337
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,460
All right, I'll
tell you what.

338
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,820
I'll give you
six months.

339
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,740
But if you haven't picked
something by then, you'll do that...

340
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:20,540
chiropractic thing that
your mother suggested.

341
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,020
Dad, I-I don't even
know what that is.

342
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,580
Oh, honey, it's
perfect for you.

343
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:29,140
It's like a doctor, but you
don't have to be as smart.

344
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:39,060
I can't believe I had
to kiss that milkman.

345
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,540
Donna, you've
done worse for less.

346
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,300
Shut up.

347
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,300
Was it milky?

348
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,340
Shut up.

349
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,660
So what do
you think?

350
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,500
I think I see a lot of
records in milk crates.

351
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,980
Where are the bins like
the other stores have?

352
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:02,900
- Dad, I forgot to tell you...
- Forgot to tell me what?

353
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,700
Uh, what she forgot to tell you
was that it was my idea.

354
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,420
See, I thought it would look cool.
You know, like we, um,

355
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,180
stole 'em or
something.

356
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,500
Well, I don't much like it,
but we'll give it a shot.

357
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,900
Why is Jackie behind
the cash register?

358
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,860
Hey, funny girl, get your
hands off my money!

359
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:26,740
That was really
nice of you.

360
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:29,020
I know, and now
you owe me.

361
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:33,100
I want black lights,
bigger speakers

362
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:36,220
and a little thing called
the 5-day weekend.

363
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,380
Hey.

364
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,980
Was Hyde being
mean to you?

365
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:47,060
You know, I can't, uh, beat him up
for you, but, uh, I can get Donna to.

366
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,940
No, he was great.

367
00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:55,100
It's just, I've been waiting for this day
my whole life, and now I don't know.

368
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,140
I don't know what
to do with myself.

369
00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:57,980
Well,

370
00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:01,060
I think that you need to take some
time for you. And may I suggest

371
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,380
an evening out
with Michael Kelso?

372
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,420
Dinner, drinks and a ride
home not included.

373
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,220
I never did have
a thanksgiving dinner.

374
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,460
I can buy
you a taco.

375
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:19,860
Oh, and then we can celebrate like the original
thanksgiving with the pilgrims and the mexicans.

376
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,860
Welcome to
the grand illusion

377
00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:32,460
come on in and see
what's happening...

378
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:35,860
hey, check it out.
Jackie's rockin' out to styx.

379
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:37,420
So?

380
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,180
Fez was mouthing
the words.

381
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:39,940
I...

382
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:43,220
I thought it was okay now because
hyde was tapping his foot.

383
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:46,060
No, no, I was just
squashing a bug.

384
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,820
Donna, you've been kinda
quiet. Are you okay?

385
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,580
I kissed the milkman!

386
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,780
Happy thanksgiving, forman.