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Guys, check it out.

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Somebody just left all these
toys at the police station.

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Guess they figured if cops
have something to play with,

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Then we won't stress out and
accidentally shoot somebody.

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Or, and stay with me here,
inspector meathead,

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Maybe these toys
are for the toy drive.

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Yeah, Kelso,

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These toys are probably all those
needy kids get on Christmas morning.

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Holy crap! Is that an
Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle?

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Oh, my god!
Let's set it up.

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We have to find something for Evel
Knievel to crash into, like something funny.

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Fez, lie down over here
and close your eyes.

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Oh,

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Man, I feel just like
a kid on, like,

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I don't know, like some morning where
kids get to open a lot of presents.

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I don't feel
right about this.

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Oh, buddy, we're not
gonna aim it at your head.

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No, I'm not worried
about my head.

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Awesome. He's not worried about
his head. Let's aim it at his head.

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No, I just don't feel right about
taking these toys away from kids.

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Oh, but, Fez,

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This could be the Christmas
that I never had.

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My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff
when I was a kid. Every year,

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I got a raincoat.

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And then to make
sure it worked,

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We had to go outside and Red
would spray me with a hose.

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Yeah, Fez, what about
my Christmas, man?

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I mean, I'd wake up in the
morning, rush out in my P.J.S

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And find what strange man Santa had
left laying underneath my mother.

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Fine. We'll each open
one present, but only one.

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All right.

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Look at what
we've done.

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What should
we do now?

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We need batteries.

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A buttload.

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Thanks for helping me with my
Christmas party, girls.

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You know, this is the most important event
of the year for the ladies of Point Place, or

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As we like to call
ourselves, the Lopps.

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You know, the Lopps are known for
being super stuck-Up and totally 2-Faced.

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I can't wait
till I get in.

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Hey,
mrs. Forman,

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I need, like,
a buttload of batteries.

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What for?

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Oh, um,

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Kelso wants to see how badly
he can shock himself.

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Oh,

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Okay, they're
in the drawer.

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Oh, hey, Steven, don't forget about the
ladies of Point Place party tonight.

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Oh, yeah,
I forgot.

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I can't go. Something
more important came up.

51
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But you
promised you'd go.

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Jackie,

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If I promised,

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I clearly
wasn't listening,

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Which you should
have known, so

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This is
your fault.

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I can't believe Steven.

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He knows this is a big deal
to me, and he doesn't even care.

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Jackie, don't be
so hard on him.

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I know it's a big deal
to you, and I don't care.

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Knock, knock.

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Patty Ryals, I didn't know
you were back in town.

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Well, you always return
to where you were young,

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Which I know for you,
Kitty, is a long time ago.

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Actually, I just dropped by to tell you I'm taking
over tonight's ladies of Point Place Christmas party.

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What? No, I'm
in charge.

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Past tense.

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The Lopps remembered that
you aren't the most reliable

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L. Of P.P. After I reminded them
about the punchbowl incident of 1973.

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You dredged up
my chappaquiddick?

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What did
Mrs. Forman do?

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She spiked the
wrong punchbowl.

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I missed the sixth grade Christmas play
'cause I couldn't walk a straight line.

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Verti-Bird central,

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You are cleared
for take off.

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Prepare to
transport funyun.

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We have visual.
Funyun's remaining secure.

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Verti-Bird to Kelso,
prepare to receive funyun.

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Roger that.
Awaiting funyun.

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Funyun's under attack!
Funyun's under attack!

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Steady with
the funyun.

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Houston, the
funyun has landed.

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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What's going on?

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Eric flew a funyun
into my mouth.

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This is what's more important
than going to a party with me?

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Jackie, I think
you're overreacting...

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And, yes.

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You guys seriously
need to grow up.

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Okay,

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I think someone's a little mad that
we didn't fly a funyun into her mouth.

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Okay, Steven, I'm going
to that Christmas party,

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And if you don't come with me right
now, you are in so much trouble.

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Right now.

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I'm opening the door.

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I'm  stepping outside.

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I'm closing the door.

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You are in so
much trouble!

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Yeah, I thought
Steven was maturing.

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He's out of high school,
he's got a job

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And lately he's even been taking
his sunglasses off inside the house.

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That's real
progress, Donna.

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Well, maybe what's going on with Hyde is the
same thing that's going on with my boyfriend,

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Lieutenant funyun.

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I bet it's that
stupid Kelso.

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He's  always talking
them into having fun.

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Steven should not be having
fun. He should be with me.

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Okay, girls, time
to get to the party.

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Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde
are feeling the pressures of life

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And they wanna
have one last blowout.

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Okay, Steven does not need a blowout.
He needs a kick in the nads.

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It's Christmas.

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At holiday time,
we say

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He needs a kick
in the sleigh bells.

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Kitty, these decorations
look awful.

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This isn't your living room.
Everything has to match.

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You should have mentioned
that to your plastic surgeon.

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Jackie Burkhart, welcome to
the Lopps Christmas party.

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Where's your boyfriend?

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Oh, um, he
can't be here.

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He's at rich
stockbroker school.

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Well, then I'm just gonna have to seat you
with the single ladies of Point Place.

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The Slopps?

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Ha!

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You're a slopp.

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Hey, there, hi, there,
ho, ho, ho, there.

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Patty Ryals?
It's me.

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Well, yes, Santa,
it's good to see you.

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Bob Pinciotti.We
went out that time.

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I didn't have the beard then, although
I think I wore a similar Red jacket.

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Speaking of which, that's rented,
so try not to sweat through it.

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What a woman.

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Bad news, Kitty. I went by the police
station to pick up the toys.

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They've been stolen.

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- What?
- Yeah,

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Makes me think the police in
this town aren't that good.

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Red, getting those gifts here
was the only job Patty left me.

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Okay, you need to go home,
you need to find something,

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Anything, to wrap up and
give away at the party.

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Oh, fine,

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But this counts as one of
your Christmas presents.

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This is horrible,

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Taking toys
from children.

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What kind of monster
would do such a thing?

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Argh! I'm
a monster!

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It's broken already?

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This toy's stupid.

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00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000
Looks like somebody
needs a nappy-Nap.

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00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,720
No. I wanna open
another present.

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00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,680
Forman, just
take a rest.

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00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,320
I'm not
tired, okay?

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00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,880
Can I have a turn?

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I'm playing with it.

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You're supposed to share.

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I don't wanna.

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What the hell?

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Where did all
these toys come from?

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Well,

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Dad, I guess I'm just gonna
have to tell you the truth.

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It was Santa Claus.

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How could you do this?

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I told them it was
wrong. I told them.

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But then they drove a toy into my head,
and it was all blurry after that.

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00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:08,960
These toys were for the needy kids
at your mother's party, you idiot.

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00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,400
Oh, man.

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00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,640
There's, uh,

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00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,600
There's no chance that they
might want a raincoat, is there?

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Red,

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00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,720
The thing is is that these toys
are too nice for the needy kids.

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You need to start them off
with something simple, like a

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A ball of yarn.

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00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:29,880
Look,

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Dad, I think we can safely say that
none of this would have happened

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If you had just bought me an Evel
Knievel Stunt Cycle when I was younger.

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00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,160
I bought you
one of those.

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Santa left it under
the tree that year when...

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Oh, wait.

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Okay,

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00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,480
Eric's all tucked in, put out
carrots for the reindeer and

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A little wine
for Santa.

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00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,200
Look at this thing
that I got for Eric.

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You rev up the bike,
and Evel Knievel goes flying.

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00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:05,360
In real life, he's a moron,
but as a toy, he's awfully fun.

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00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,720
Let me see if I can make
it over the garage.

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Go!

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00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:19,760
Damn.

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00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,880
I really thought I could
make it over the garage.

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00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,000
Oh, well, everybody
makes mistakes.

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00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,240
I'm gonna give you
a pass on this one.

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00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:34,080
Just get these presents wrapped up
and over to the community center.

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00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,680
Okay, yeah, we'll
take care of it, dad.

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00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:38,960
All right,

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00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,120
I think it's clear
what we gotta do.

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00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:42,920
Yeah.

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00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,720
Can we at least drive the Stunt Cycle
into Fez's head one more time?

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00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,520
What  do you
say, buddy?

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00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,280
Well,

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00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,080
It is Christmas.

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00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,600
- Set it up, boys.
- All right.

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00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,000
All right, Kitty,

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00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,640
I brought some stuff from the house
that I'm sure the kids are gonna love.

202
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,920
A cheese grater?

203
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,720
Kids love cheese.

204
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,440
It's like
play-Doh to them.

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00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,680
Look, don't worry. The real
presents are gonna be here soon.

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00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,840
How do you know?

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00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,280
Because you have
to believe, Kitty...

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00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,080
Like me.

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00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,680
Believe in
Christmas.

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00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,400
We need to stall.
Read the kids a story.

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00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,480
Well, I have a book in the car,
but it's about the Korean war.

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00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,400
Well, go get it.

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00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,600
Better those kids suffer emotional damage
than I look bad in front of the Lopps.

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00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,760
Tell you what,

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00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,640
Santa will bring you the bike for
Christmas if you go bring Santa a hoagie.

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00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,240
You know what I'd really like
for Christmas? Patty Ryals.

217
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,920
All you men ever think
about is what you want.

218
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,600
What about
what we want?

219
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,760
Boys never grow up.

220
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,360
You know, one minute they agree
to go to a party with you, and the next,

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00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,600
They're in a basement
full of stolen toys.

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00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,960
And you're no better,

223
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,400
Sitting there pretending
to be Santa Claus.

224
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,000
You're not
Santa Claus?

225
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,560
No. No,
no, he is.

226
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,240
He is, it's
just that

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00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,480
She is the
evil ice witch.

228
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,320
Come on, let's get you
some grown up punch.

229
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,160
Well,

230
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,440
Can't bring these presents
through the front door.

231
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,560
Looks like the chimney's
the only way in.

232
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,640
I love being
on a rooftop.

233
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,040
You can really see the whole
town spread out in front of you.

234
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,800
It really is a crappy
town, isn't it?

235
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,600
All right, who's gonna
take the plunge?

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00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,760
Not me.

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00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,320
If we were jumping off
the roof, I'd do it, but...

238
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,480
This just
seems foolish.

239
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,720
You know what?

240
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,360
I'll do it.

241
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,280
I always wanted to save the day
by sliding down a chimney.

242
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,960
That opportunity
comes up

243
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,600
Surprisingly
rarely.

244
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,080
All right,

245
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,520
I'm gonna do this.

246
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,680
Okay, it looks like it
might be kind of a tight fit.

247
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,840
I don't know if I'm gonna
fit all the way down!

248
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,880
All right,

249
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,520
Toss down the toys.

250
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,480
It's okay, Forman. We're just gonna
sneak them in through the back door.

251
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,640
There's a back door?

252
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,760
Yeah, I saw it
on the way in.

253
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,080
I just wanted to see one of
you guys go down the chimney.

254
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,400
"Blood ran like a river that
day on heartbreak ridge."

255
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:10,160
"Hundreds of soldiers had given their
lives and limbs trying to take..."

256
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,480
Trying to take
the North Pole.

257
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,320
"The North koreans..."

258
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,880
The North Pole
Korean elves,

259
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,800
"Were weary from
heaton that sun-Baked..."

260
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,360
Snowy Christmas eve.

261
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,880
Kitty, where
are the toys?

262
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,800
Oh, um,

263
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,800
This year in order
to build anticipation,

264
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,560
I hid them
behind the curtain.

265
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,080
You can't see them now,
not because they're not there,

266
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,280
But because they're
behind the curtain...

267
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Hidden.

268
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,400
Well, the children won't wait.
Gladys, open the curtain.

269
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,360
No, no, no.
Wait, wait.

270
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,880
Boys and girls,
I'm sorry.

271
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,840
I'm just, you know, I think
Santa hasn't quite finished...

272
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,800
Christmas

273
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,040
Christmas

274
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,520
Okay, kids,
go get 'em!

275
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,400
Who was in charge of
giving out the toys here?

276
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,520
It was Kitty.

277
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,520
I think she's
been drinking.

278
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,480
Well, it was perfect.

279
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,320
The Lopps would like you
to run our valentine's party.

280
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,320
I'm in charge? Oh!

281
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,480
Oh,

282
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,960
This is the
same as

283
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Lyndon Johnson being sworn in on
the airplane after president Kennedy was...

284
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,280
Well, that was
a tragedy, but

285
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,200
I'm in charge.

286
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,840
You hear that, Patty Ryals?
She's in charge,

287
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,800
So you will be taking
orders from her.

288
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,960
So put that in your
face lift and smoke it.

289
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,160
Oh,

290
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,880
Look at the
two of you.

291
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,600
Isn't this just the
most special Christmas?

292
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,560
Where's Eric?

293
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,240
Yeah, um...

294
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:16,840
Um,

295
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,320
Yeah,

296
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,120
Just  a quick question.

297
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,920
Um, where does that
chimney up on the roof go?

298
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,400
Well, I'm
kind of a

299
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,960
Chimney enthusiast.

300
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,080
Oh, well, that goes into
the bakery next door.

301
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,560
Hello?

302
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,480
Hyde?

303
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,360
Somebody?

304
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,040
I'll be at
the bakery.

305
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,720
Damn, that's a
nice crop of Slopps.

306
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,320
Look at who decided
to finally show up.

307
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,000
Jackie, are
you still mad?

308
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,000
Come on, man, this
is not a big deal.

309
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,360
I mean, six months ago, you would have
thought this was really funny.

310
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,240
Yeah, six months ago.

311
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,720
Steven, you can't
act like this forever.

312
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:11,520
I need to know the guy I'm in love with
isn't gonna blow me off for a roomful of toys.

313
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,640
That's not a guarantee
I can ever give you.

314
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,360
Well, things are changing, Steven.
I mean, we're practically grown up.

315
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,520
Yeah, and you know what? I'm
just trying to have a little fun before I

316
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,880
Settle down and
life goes to crap.

317
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,680
Is that what you think,
that life with me will be crap?

318
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,720
That's not
what I said.

319
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,120
No, it's okay. At least now
I know how you feel.

320
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:36,920
Jackie...

321
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,520
I'm sorry I don't
remember our date, barry.

322
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,240
It's Bob.

323
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,160
But

324
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,680
Since it is Christmas eve
and we are both alone,

325
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,240
Would you like
to get some dinner?

326
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,000
I like the way
you're thinking.

327
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,960
Or we could
skip dinner.

328
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,000
Well, I'm more active
with a burger in me.

329
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,880
Hey, Hyde, you and
Jackie fix things up?

330
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,040
I don't know, man.

331
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,840
If she wants to ruin Christmas, fine
by me, 'cause I am not playing her game.

332
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,440
It's the stupid needy kids
who are playing games.

333
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,240
They took all
of our games.

334
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,480
Look what I found in the bakery
curled up in the fireplace.

335
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,560
What the hell?

336
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,960
You guys just
left me there.

337
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,040
If I hadn't landed on,

338
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,720
Well, some of the most delicious
baked goods that I ever tasted,

339
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,720
I very well could
have starved to death.

340
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,680
All right, man, I'll
make it up to you,

341
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,680
'Cause I got a Christmas
present for everybody.

342
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,480
This is one messed
up Christmas, man.

343
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,560
You guys are all starting
to look like elves.

344
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,840
That must have
freaked you out.

345
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,840
It's gonna fall off.

346
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,840
It's okay.

347
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,560
Oh, my god. It
is gonna fall off.

348
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,120
- It's okay.
- Okay.

349
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,600
Let me give you my
recipe for holiday cheer...

350
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,880
Take one slopp,

351
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,840
Add half a bottle
of schnapps,

352
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,680
Then stir freely
with Fez.

353
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,040
It is a
wonderful life.

354
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,720
- Merry Christmas, son.
- Oh, my god.

355
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,760
You finally got me an Evel
Knievel Stunt Cycle.

356
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:41,280
Ooh, you can go outside in
your new raincoat and give it a try.

357
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,560
Ooh.

358
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,880
Oh, Red, not again.

359
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,040
Well, it's his own damn fault
for wanting a toy that's so fun.