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hey, sarah,

2
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when you and donna are
alone at the radio station,

3
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do you ever pretend that instead
of being just a regular intern,

4
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that you're, like, a
super naughty intern ?

5
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Oh, and that donna has to teach
you a very naked lesson ?

6
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I'll give you 10 bucks and what's
left of my hot dog to say yes.

7
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No, sillies. There's way too much
work to do at the station to daydream.

8
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I mean, I have to take my top
off and sort records, and then

9
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donna and i have to
french-kiss. It's exhausting.

10
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This is why there should
be more women in the workforce.

11
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Um,

12
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please don't take this
the wrong way,

13
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but I want to
have sex with you.

14
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Sarah's only been
interning for a week,

15
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but the deejays have already let her talk on the
air, and they gave her a really cool nickname...

16
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"sizzling sarah."

17
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- Oh, that's terrific ! That's onomatopoeia.
- That's good.

18
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It rhymes.

19
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It is so fun. Everyone at
the station's been super nice,

20
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especially the older men.

21
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Excuse me.
I'll be right back.

22
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This girl is great.

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This girl is great !

24
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That girl is a bitch.

25
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She's sizzling sarah
in one week ?

26
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It took me six months of sorting records
to become "hot donna"... six months.

27
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Uh, no, actually, you've
been hot donna

28
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since the fifth grade when you
started cultivating that melon patch.

29
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Don't tell her about the melon patch
! Now she knows our secret code !

30
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Sizzling sarah.

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I don't even know
why they hired her.

32
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She's music-illiterate.

33
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When I asked her if she liked the police,
she was like,"no, I prefer firemen."

34
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Donna, who cares if
she knows about music ?

35
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The girl is freakin' hot !

36
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Yeah, donna, what you've yet to realize
is that life is a beauty contest.

37
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I mean, you got your
job because you're hot,

38
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and now a new hot girl
is coming and taking your place.

39
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It's survival of the juggiest.

40
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No, I got my job
because I know music.

41
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Yeah, that's why your on-air
nickname is "music-knowing donna."

42
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Look, donna, your problem
is you've got too much going on.

43
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I mean, the less you have going on, the
less you have to worry about. Look at me.

44
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I've got nothing going on,

45
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and I've got nothing
to worry about.

46
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Except your future.

47
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Eh.

48
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How's it going ?

49
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Horrible ! I want you back !

50
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Thank god ! I want you
back ! In fact, marry me !

51
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Oh, yes, steven !

52
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Do you, jackie ?

53
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- I do !
- Me too !

54
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Whoo-hoo !
Yeah, baby !

55
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jackie, I said,
"how's it going ?"

56
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Fine.

57
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Everything's fine.

58
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You guys, while I was
in the bathroom,

59
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I realized I totally
forgot to wear a bra today.

60
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I love you.

61
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Steven,

62
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I've noticed that every day you come home
from the record store tired and irritable,

63
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and I just want to say,

64
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welcome to life.

65
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So

66
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what's new in the
world of rock and roll ?

67
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'Cause this cool cat wants the
skinny on the be-bop, maestro.

68
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Uh,

69
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well, tomorrow we have tom jones coming
in for a record signing at the store.

70
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Tom jones ? I love him !

71
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Oh,

72
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and the way he shakes his hips !

73
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It just makes me feel all
nervous and embarrassed.

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Boy, that sounds like fun.

75
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Fun for you, maybe.
You're a middle-aged woman.

76
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What ?

77
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Don't "what" me.

78
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The average lifespan is 72,

79
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so if you're older than 36, which you are,
then by definition, you're middle-aged.

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Discussion over.

81
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Okay, when you're right, you're right.

82
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Wow.

83
00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,140
I win an argument
every six years or so.

84
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Is, um, steven here ?

85
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I'm only asking to make sure he's not
in case he still has feelings for me.

86
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Well, he's not here. He went to a
bar to forget how much he loves you.

87
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Really ?

88
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Uh, no, he's at the car wash.

89
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You guys want to hear
something sick ?

90
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Ooh, yes. Please, hurry.

91
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Mr. Randall down
at the radio station

92
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wants me to host a live remote from hyde's
record store when tom jones is there.

93
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And to promote it, they
want to put me on a billboard

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wearing this.

95
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That's just good radio.

96
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Well, I'm not wearing it.

97
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I should be valued for my voice
and music knowledge, not my body,

98
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no matter how smokin' it is.

99
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There you go again with your "women should
be valued for their minds" gobbledygook.

100
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Donna, women should be
valued for their looks.

101
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Men should be valued
for their cars, and

102
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foreigners should be valued
for their ability to sweep.

103
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Hey, hey !

104
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We also drive
a mean taxi.

105
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I'm not caving to
their smutty demands.

106
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I am an on-air personality.
I am not a sex kitten.

107
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I agree, donna. Making you wear
that outfit is demeaning to women.

108
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Well, thank you, fez.

109
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But just to be sure, put
it on and shake your ass.

110
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would you please
quit giggling ?

111
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Sorry, man. I'm listening to george carlin's "seven
dirty words you can't say on radio and television."

112
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Man, he just keeps saying
'em over and over again.

113
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potty mouth.

114
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Okay,

115
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tom jones is booked,
and everything is set.

116
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You know, I don't think there's anything more
exciting than a promotional event gone right.

117
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Then you need to get drunk and
ride a mechanical bull.

118
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You know,

119
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you're being more of a tool than
usual. Have you talked to jackie ?

120
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No, angie. What do I
have to say to jackie ?

121
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That you love her
and miss her.

122
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I don't love people.

123
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I love camaros, zeppelin and
french fries, in that order.

124
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you guys, I just had
this brilliant idea.

125
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You know how every
dirty word has a number ?

126
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Instead of cursing, you
could just say that number.

127
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Like, I could say,"hi,
go three yourself."

128
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Hey,

129
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angie.

130
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When tom jones gets here, you're not gonna
throw your underpants at him, are you ?

131
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Michael,

132
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you know I don't
wear underwear.

133
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Come on, man,
you're my sister.

134
00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:06,700
I just told her to say
that to gross you out. Burn !

135
00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:11,580
Yeah, you got me.

136
00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:14,380
Besides, I happen to know that
she does wear underwear.

137
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Sometimes she lets me take 'em
off for her. Boomerang burn !

138
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Oh,

139
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I feel terrible.

140
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I think it's the flu.

141
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Okay, now is this the real flu or
the martini & rossiasti spumante ?

142
00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:43,580
Now I'm gonna miss tom jones this afternoon,
and I wanted his autograph so badly.

143
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- Red, I was thinking maybe...
- no.

144
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You know, if you were sick, and
joe dimaggio was signing footballs,

145
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I'd get an autograph for you.

146
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Mom, joe dimaggio played baseball.

147
00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:06,900
that'd be like me saying
G. I. Joe has a karate grip.

148
00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,740
What a nerd I'd be.

149
00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:16,500
Hey, fez, I need your advice.

150
00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:17,940
You should show more leg.

151
00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:23,540
No, I'm serious.

152
00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,060
Look, I still love steven,
and I want him back.

153
00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,620
Everything reminds me of him.

154
00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:30,980
Every time I walk past a pile of
dirty laundry, I start crying.

155
00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:35,660
Well, then you should go to
him and tell him how you feel.

156
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:40,020
I cannot go up to steven and pour my heart out
to him if I'm not sure he feels the same way.

157
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I couldn't take
the rejection.

158
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Oh, please, I've been
rejected a million times.

159
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And trust me, after
the first hundred or so,

160
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they don't sting
no more, baby.

161
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I wouldn't even know
what to say.

162
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Okay, let's role-play. Pretend I'm hyde, and
then say everything you want to say to him to me.

163
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Really ?

164
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:00,980
Okay.

165
00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:06,580
Steven, I love you,
and I want you back.

166
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,580
I never thought I would
hear those words, my darling.

167
00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:13,700
Ew !

168
00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,540
I'm sorry. I got a little
carried away.

169
00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:20,180
I'll be serious this
time, I promise.

170
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,300
Okay.

171
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:33,580
I love you, and all I
want is for us to be together.

172
00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:35,220
Oh, get off me, weirdo !

173
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:38,860
I'm the weirdo ? You're the one saying,"I
love you," smack ! "I love you," smack !

174
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:40,820
You little tease !

175
00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:47,620
So

176
00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:50,780
you see, mr. Randall, I don't think
it's necessary for me to wear a bikini.

177
00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:51,580
I mean,

178
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,740
what is sexier than a
little bit of mystery ?

179
00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:56,380
Well, according to my
research, naked boobies.

180
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:02,580
All right, look, ratings are down,
and I think this could really help.

181
00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:05,100
Well, I'm not gonna strip for
a radio advertisement.

182
00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,060
It's demeaning.

183
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:06,860
I'll do it.

184
00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:09,380
You will ?

185
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,100
Yeah, of course she'll do it.
This whole billboard was her idea.

186
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:13,860
What ?

187
00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:17,420
Unlike some people, I
care about this radio station.

188
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,340
Plus, I just love wearing a bikini.

189
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:22,340
When I put one on, I
jiggle just like jelly.

190
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:26,940
Well, she jiggles just like two
perfectly filled water balloons,

191
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:30,940
but I'm afraid you'll never
get to see them or touch them

192
00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:33,540
or make a motorboat sound with
your mouth between them,

193
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,260
because she is a lady !

194
00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:40,660
Sarah, you knew that
I would never do this.

195
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,620
You were just trying
to make me look bad.

196
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,420
And it's working.

197
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:46,540
You're fired.

198
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,820
Wait, you're firing
me because I won't strip ?

199
00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,100
No, no, you know what ?

200
00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,180
I'm a gentleman, and I normally
don't use this kind of language.

201
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:59,300
But, mr. Randall, you are
one sixing, sevening monkey-fiver.

202
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:04,300
You think your one don't stink ?
Well, three off, you threeing three !

203
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,700
ladies, ladies,

204
00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:15,380
I realize tom jones is late, and
I have an announcement to make.

205
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:16,700
Shut up !

206
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,900
Holy crap !

207
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,100
It's like a water buffalo convention.

208
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,700
I'm not waiting two hours for
a lousy autograph. Excuse me,

209
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,940
excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry,
watch your feet. Excuse me,

210
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,860
excuse me. Excuse me there, buddy.

211
00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:42,700
Hey, no cutsies.

212
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,820
Oh, hell, I don't need Tom Jones.

213
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,460
I'll sign the damn
album myself. Excuse me.

214
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,700
Who pinched my behind ?

215
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:54,540
Bonnie !

216
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,580
Your husband hasn't
even been dead two months !

217
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,500
I am freakin' pissed.

218
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:08,020
Sarah puts on a bikini and
whammo, she gets me fired ?

219
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:12,740
That little bimbo set this whole
thing up, and I am freakin' pissed !

220
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:18,380
See what happens when you try to
skate through life using your brain ?

221
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:25,300
For the millionth time, people,
it's all about the looks !

222
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,340
Well,

223
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:30,460
I refuse to trade on my good
looks to achieve success.

224
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,940
Eric forman
don't play that game.

225
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,420
Well, I'm not gonna let
her get away with this.

226
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,180
I need to think of
a way to get even.

227
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,180
All right, you need to
do something brilliant

228
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,780
that's subtle
but clever.

229
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,100
Hit her in the face with
a wiffle ball bat.

230
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,260
Um,

231
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,700
I don't think that's
exactly what I'm looking for.

232
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,540
Okay, then, well, you've obviously never
been hit in the face with a wiffle ball bat.

233
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:00,860
Wait a second.

234
00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:03,780
Sarah's gonna be broadcasting live
from the record store, right ?

235
00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:04,460
Yeah.

236
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,580
Okay, then I got
an awesome idea.

237
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:10,220
Well, if it's hitting her in the face with
a wiffle ball bat, you stole that from me.

238
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:16,980
Here it is, kitty... a
signed tom jones album.

239
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:18,460
Oh,

240
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,980
oh, thank you !

241
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,740
Oh, I hope he wasn't upsetI
couldn't be there myself.

242
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,580
Did you tell him
I had the flu ?

243
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Didn't come up.

244
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,500
Well, what did you
talk about ?

245
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Fishing.

246
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Tom jones fishes ?

247
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,860
yeah, it's surprising, I know.

248
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I'm so surprised

249
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that I'm gonna go
upstairs and take a nap.

250
00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,780
this is sizzling sarah at
grooves record store,

251
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:03,100
coming at you live
without a bra.

252
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,020
And up next,
some music from...

253
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a band.

254
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,020
- That's great.
- Okay !

255
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,420
I was thinking now would be a
good time to put a bikini on.

256
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,660
Fortunately, I keep a
box of 'em in my car.

257
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,700
Tom is two hours late.

258
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,580
These women are gonna rip
this place apart.

259
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,580
We've gotta think of
some way to distract them.

260
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,140
What do you want me to
do, throw a ham at them ?

261
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,180
All right, all right,

262
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:31,620
you should throw me at'em.

263
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:36,020
I'll give these ladies
what they're not getting at home.

264
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,500
Okay,

265
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,860
there's hyde.

266
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,900
Go and tell him
you want him back.

267
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,380
I can't.

268
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,820
I mean, if I knew he loved me, I'd
be happy to put myself out there.

269
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:53,020
But I don't, and if he doesn't,
I'll just feel so stupid.

270
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:54,220
Okay,

271
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:58,180
just go to him and say, "steven,
I want to talk about us."

272
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,380
And if he wants to talk,
then he wants you back.

273
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,660
But if he blows you off,
then you tested the water,

274
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,380
and the water, well, the
water doesn't love you.

275
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,300
All right, here I go.

276
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,500
Hey, um, steven,
can we talk about us ?

277
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,580
Us ? Who has time
to talk about us ?

278
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,460
Oh, lady, you're not at home
! Put your shoes back on !

279
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,220
He didn't even want
to talk to me.

280
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,540
Am I so disgusting ?

281
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,500
Apparently to him.

282
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,580
Eric, are you sure
this is gonna work ?

283
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:37,060
Donna, let's just say when we're
done with sizzling sarah,

284
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:40,620
her new nickname's gonna be crying,
no-job, street prostitute sarah.

285
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:45,860
Hi, sarah.

286
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,900
Hi, um, I just wanted to thank
you for getting me fired.

287
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:53,300
I realize now that my feminist
ideals are just a bunch of hooey,

288
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:56,300
and I should use my brains
less and my body more.

289
00:16:56,460 --> 00:17:00,100
Yeah, I don't know why women are
given brains in the first place.

290
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:01,980
Anyway, um,

291
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,100
mr. Randall felt bad for me, so
he hired me back as an intern,

292
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,180
and he wants you to play
this after the commercial,

293
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,780
track six.

294
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,180
You know, donna,

295
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,740
you and I are a lot alike,

296
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,460
well, except I'm on the
radio, and you're not.

297
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,300
Steven,

298
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,860
tom jones is stuck in a
snowstorm. He's not coming.

299
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,100
These women will riot !

300
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:27,180
Yeah, when middle-aged women get
mad, they get super pissed.

301
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,820
'Cause they got nothing to
lose. They're almost dead.

302
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:37,380
Which is why we should have
somebody else break the news.

303
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,180
Hey, fez, you want
to meet some ladies ?

304
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:42,340
Yeah !

305
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:47,340
Okay, I've just been
handed a hot new record,

306
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:52,780
so here's george carlin with "the seven dirty
words you can't say on television or radio."

307
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:53,860
Huh,

308
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,620
it seems like I almost shouldn't play it.

309
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,260
Oh, well !

310
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,500
Eric, thank you so much.
That was a great idea.

311
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,500
You're welcome.

312
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,100
Now let's go home and

313
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,420
five all night.

314
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:18,180
So, steven, how was tom jones ?

315
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:19,740
Who knows ? He
never even...

316
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,580
...wanted to leave.

317
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:25,620
Yeah,

318
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,140
tom loves his fans.

319
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:34,460
I was just telling kitty how I had to
chase down his limo to get her an autograph.

320
00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:39,420
Mrs. Forman,

321
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,500
it was fantastic.

322
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,700
You should have seen red running after
tom's limo, screaming like a little girl.

323
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,700
"tom, tom !"
All right, all right !

324
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,900
That's enough bragging.

325
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:59,820
Well, and that is why I
am making this meatball hero

326
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:03,100
for my meaty hero
of a husband.

327
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,100
Hiya, red.

328
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,220
You were smart
not to stick around.

329
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:10,340
I waited five hours. Tom
jones never showed up.

330
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,660
Never showed up ?

331
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:20,780
If tom jones never showed up,
who signed this autograph ?

332
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,340
I can't lie to you.

333
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:28,940
It was julio iglesias.

334
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:38,140
Those women at the record store flipped
when they heard the seven dirty words,

335
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,940
especially word number four.
They do not like word number four.

336
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,220
it was awesome, man.
Sarah got fired.

337
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:49,540
The station manager got in trouble, and
donna got her job back. I'm telling you,

338
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,980
if I weren't unemployed
and living with my mommy,

339
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,220
I'd be wickedly cool.

340
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,060
Well, if you'd have hit somebody
in the face with a wiffle ball bat,

341
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,860
this would have been
over hours ago.

342
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,460
Okay, not only did I get my
job back, but I had conditions.

343
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,820
I told mr. Randall I'd be fully
clothed at all times, and he said okay.

344
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:13,340
I told him to stop demeaning
women, and he said okay.

345
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:17,980
And I told him to respect me for my mind and
my ideas and not my looks, and he said okay.

346
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:21,620
So do you want people to
stop calling you "hot donna" ?

347
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,980
No, that makes me
feel pretty.

348
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,160
donna, you whore !
You got me fired !

349
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,720
Wait, you're the one
who got me fired first.

350
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,600
Well,

351
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,640
I am so mad,

352
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,040
I'm gonna make out with fez !

353
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,080
Well, if you're gonna make
out with fez, then so am I !

354
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,640
No, sleep, damn you, sleep !