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okay, I don't understand why you're
taking a video camera on a road trip.
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You should be packing
more sensible items, like
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toilet paper
and your mother.
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Look, mom, accept it. I'm going.
Okay, my year off is now officially over,
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and I think I've finally decided on a sensible career
that's gonna provide me with a really stable future.
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I'm gonna be a traveling
documentary filmmaker.
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Oh, come on.
You made that up.
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Hey, kitty, I'm going
ice skating on a rainbow !
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Eric, don't listen to him.
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I have complete confidence you're gonna be
the best traveling docu-whatsit-who-maker ever.
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Thank you.
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Do you have
enough money ?
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Mom, I don't need
that much money.
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I'm sure that at
stops along the way,
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strangers will just offer me hot pots of beans
in exchange for colorful stories from the road.
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Hot pots of beans ?
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What if they're spicy ? You can't
even chew cinnamon gum.
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Okay, that's it. I'm going.
Uh, I'll miss you.
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Well, thank you, sweetie.
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Um, I think he was
talking to me.
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He was not.
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Eric, who were
you talking to ?
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Yeah, who ?
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It's times like this
I usually fake chest pains.
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Uh, I was talking to...
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the prettiest girl
in the driveway, that's who.
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So, okay,
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I want you to promise to
call me every night at 9:00.
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Oh, he can't be calling you
because he's calling me at 9:00.
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That's why I got him
that watch as a gift.
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Well, maybe he should be calling the
person who gave him the gift of life.
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So you squeezed out a baby.
That was a hundred years ago.
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People have landed
on the moon since then.
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Hey, eric,
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I'm gonna miss you, man.
Hey, uh, just between friends,
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I want you to know I'm gonna
take a shot or two at donna.
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He won't care.
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On the road, he's going to meet
lots of horny girl hitchhikers
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looking for a ride
to cheerleading camp.
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What makes you
think that, fez ?
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Adult films.
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Oh.
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Hello, america,
and welcome
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to eric forman's
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journey to happiness,
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not to be mistaken
with eric forman's
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journey to fatso burger
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or eric forman's journey to pee
behind the piggly wiggly, which, uh,
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which you just
saw earlier.
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I'll tell ya, being on
the road like this
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really makes you
feel like a man.
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Ahem.
I guess I'll just
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have to edit that
part out later.
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Okay, I think what we've learned today is
that the road can be a cruel, cruel mistress.
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She caresses your tire with her...
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asphalt hand one minute,
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punctures it the next.
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But, hey,
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at least that didn't stop me from
making it out of point place.
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I think what we've learned today is that the
road can be a cruel, cruel mistress. Oh hey,
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at least that didn't stop me
from making it out of point place.
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You know, steven, it's great
we can still hang out.
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We're kinda like
sonny and cher.
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We're together even though
we've broken up.
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I'm beautiful.
You're weird-looking.
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Look, they're talking.
Maybe we should..
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okay,
we're going upstairs.
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Why ?
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Uh, uh, I just remembered that I- I can't
be in the basement 'cause
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I'm uncomfortable
below sea level.
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That's the best
you can come up with ?
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Just say that we're
going to take a shower.
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Wow.
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You know, I think this is the
first time we've been alone
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together since, uh...
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yeah.
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Well, maybe we can use this opportunity
to touch base about our feelings.
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- Or we can watch tv.
- Great ! Oh, I love tv.
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oh, janie,
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it's so hard to be in
the same room with you,
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because even though
I'm a rough ne'er-do-well,
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my love for you burns like
a fire deep in my soul.
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I feel the same, clyde,
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and even though we broke up
because you won't marry me,
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I still hope that one day
we'll get back together.
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What are the chances of that ?
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greetings, gentle viewer.
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Road trip update.
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About to change
a flat tire, which, uh,
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actually reminds
me of a little joke.
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How many psychiatrists does it take
to change a flat tire ? Well,
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see, first, the tire
has to really wanna change.
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Good one.
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Anyway, what do you say we, uh,
slap a spare tire on this sucker, huh ?
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It turns out there
is no spare tire.
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and, uh, I-
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it's, like, pitch
dark out here.
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hello ?! Hello ?!
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Okay, there's definitely someone
out there, and, uh,
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I don't know who, but I think it's a pretty safe bet to say
that it's probably a convict with a hook for a hand. Hello ?!
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Okay, buddy, you come one step
closer, I got a tire iron,
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and I'll just give it
to you if you'll go away.
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Hey, dude.
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What are you
doing here, man ?
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Leo, what are
you doing here ?
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It's like the universe wanted
us to find each other, man.
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Yeah.
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So
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do I know you, man ?
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So they're a family
of monsters ?
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No, they're munsters.
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And they're living in a
neighborhood of normal people.
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Why don't the neighbors just get together with
some guns and go over there and kill them ?
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I'm pretty sure they're saving
that for the last episode.
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It's 9:15.
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Has Eric called ?
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- He didn't call you ?
- No.
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I thought sure he would call you.
He's always choosing you over me.
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Name one time.
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Prom night.
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Okay, I haven't heard from him, and I'm starting
to think something bad happened to him.
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Red, we have to
go look for him.
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Fine. Anything's better
than this crap.
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Who wants to see
monsters not get killed ?
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- did you ever see the new...
- have you seen the new...
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go ahead.
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- See, the other day I...
- I saw...
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you said, "go ahead."
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Yeah, I said it to be nice.
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My story is much
more interesting.
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Well, go ahead, because
I'm not gonna listen.
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Well, fine, then,'cause
I'm not gonna tell you.
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Oh, it's as quiet as a basement
with two former lovers in it.
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I can eat the tension
with a fork.
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Wouldn't you cut the
tension with a knife ?
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Why cut it if you're
not gonna eat it ?
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No, no, fez, stay. Stay.
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Why don't you tell us one of those charming
little stories about your, um, homeland ?
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Well, in my country, instead
of bathrooms, we just...
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he doesn't wanna stay
down here with us.
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How would you
know what he wants ?
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You don't know
what anybody wants.
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Oh, this is so sad.
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You're at each other's throats
because of these unresolved feelings.
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What ? No.
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Fez, there are
no unresolved feelings.
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Really ?
Then why are you so tense ?
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Why is your foot tapping ?
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Why is your foot tapping ?
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Because I got
rhythm, baby.
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I can never stop
dancing entirely.
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you know what, leo ? This is
my first truck stop, and I love it.
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It's like,
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how do you find
this golden oasis ?
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I woke up in the
parking lot once.
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And these truckers, they're like... they seem like
great salt of the earth guys, you know ?
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Hey !
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Ten-four, good buddies !
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Oh, oh, crap, they're looking at me.
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No, they're looking at me, man.
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Truckers love me.
They think I'm Bob Seger.
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You know what ? These guys would be
the perfect people to interview for my movie.
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- Where's your camera ?
- Ah, it's so heavy.
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So, uh, leo, what have you been
doing since you left town ?
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Ah, just wandering around,
trying to find my place in life.
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Yeah, I've been trying to find my
place in life, too. It's like,
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you know, like,
where do I fit in ?
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No, I've been looking
for my house, man.
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Boys, need anything else ?
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Uh, no, we're just waiting for the mechanic I met in the
parking lot to come back with my spare tire and change.
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Honey, there's no
mechanic around here.
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Uh, no, there is.
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it's this skinny guy. I gave him
20 bucks, and he just ran off.
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That'd be Earl.
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He's a speed freak.
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Oh, my god. Leo, that
was my last 20 bucks.
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It's okay, man.
Dinner's on me.
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Oh, thanks. You'll pay ?
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No, I mean, I got
spaghetti sauce all over me.
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Leo,
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look, be serious, man.
What are we gonna do ?
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I got it.
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We'll soak the shirt
in club soda.
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okay,
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I'm gonna use my police academy training
to figure out what happened here.
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First thing I'm gonna need is for everyone to
lie face down with your hands behind your head.
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What if he stopped to take a picture
and he got kidnapped by white slavers ?
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They're gonna kill him.
He can't do anything !
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I told him this
was a stupid idea,
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and now we're stuck out
here in the middle of nowhere.
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My foot is shaking, it wants
to kick his ass so bad.
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I never should have
let Eric go on this trip.
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I should have tempted him into
staying home by offering him sex.
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I mean, scrabble.
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Oh, look, if my baby being
safe depended on you being loose,
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I wouldn't have to worry.
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Okay.
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I think it's obvious
what happened to eric.
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We got an abandoned car,
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a flat tire
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and footprints heading
off in that direction.
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Mrs. Forman,
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your son's been
kidnapped by coyotes.
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Isn't it more likely that he had a flat tire, couldn't
change it himself and went off to find some help ?
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And the coyotes
got him along the way.
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Yeah, now you're
thinking like a cop.
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I can't believe I'm stuckin a backwoods
truck stop with no money.
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You know, if we don't do something, this waitress is
just gonna hand us over to these truckers.
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You know, they're all
freaky sexual deviants.
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Man, woman, animal...
they don't care, as long as it's warm.
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Don't worry, man. I've got an idea
how we can pay for this dinner.
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That was a good idea.
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Now how are we
gonna pay for dinner ?
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I think this pretty
much covers your tab.
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But if you're interested,
dessert's on me.
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in that case,
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you'd better soak
your uniform in club soda.
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You see ?
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What an
awesome night.
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I am partying in the back
of a truck stop with a
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a hippie and a waitress...
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who are now making out.
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Wow, the fact that I'm here
is not slowing them down at all.
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Good god, woman, you buttered
my toast with that hand !
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Okay, enough pussy
footing around...
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which, by the way, does not
mean what I thought it meant.
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Why don't you just
get back together ?
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You know you want to. I don't even know
why you broke up in the first place.
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Because he's an incredibly immature jerk
who can't commit to a future with me.
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What she said,
but I agree with me.
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Nice rebuttal...
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which, by the way, also does not
mean what I thought it meant.
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It's hopeless, okay ?
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We both wanted different
things out of the relationship.
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You just have to
remember the good times,
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the things that
brought you together.
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Jackie, what are some of the things
that hyde did that you miss ?
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He never did anything
a boyfriend's supposed to do.
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He never bought me a horse.
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Okay ?
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He never rented a plane
to spell "I love you" in the sky.
242
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Oh, and he never even
wrote me a single song.
243
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How would you know ? You never stop
talking long enough to listen.
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Wait, you wrote me a song ?
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No.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Let's try something else.
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I want you to think back. Obviously, there
was something that brought you together.
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What was that ?
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Well, I guess...
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I guess I like the way his scruffy
beard felt on my soft, creamy,
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porcelain skin.
252
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Yeah, I kinda
liked that, too.
253
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I also kinda like the fact that she
was technically still with kelso.
254
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And I knew being with
him would piss off my mom.
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And all my friends.
256
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Oh, and we had
to keep it a secret.
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And I felt kind of
ashamed of myself.
258
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So did I.
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I kinda liked that, too.
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So did I !
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Oh, that's just so wrong.
262
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Which is what
made it so hot.
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So hot.
264
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Oh, fez, you should
have been there.
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Several times I was.
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all right, listen,
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this type of establishment
is well known to criminals, okay ?
268
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So I want you to stay close,
and if there's any trouble,
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I'm gonna use you guys
as a human shield.
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I don't like the looks
of these people.
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They seem like they could tease a polite young man about
his sweater and then laugh when he starts to cry.
272
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,080
Where is my baby ?
273
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See, that's the problem.
274
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Maybe if you didn't baby eric so much, he
wouldn't have had to leave to prove himself.
275
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,520
Well, maybe if you hadn't exhausted
him with your sexual demands,
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he wouldn't have had to leave
just to get some sleep.
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All right, that's
enough, you two.
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If eric's in trouble,
he deserves it,
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because he should
know better by now.
280
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You sound like
you don't care at all.
281
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It's not a matter
of not caring.
282
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It's a matter
of not giving a crap.
283
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Hey, red,
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they got "rhinestone cowboy."
Toss me a quarter.
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Shut up.
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For your information,
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eric comes after me a
lot more than I go after him.
288
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,400
You know, all you
damn redheads are the same.
289
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You can color it blond,
but it's still there.
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00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,040
Well, it turns out
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I have a couple of problems with
being a traveling documentary filmmaker.
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One...
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the traveling.
It's exhausting.
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Two...
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documentaries.
I only like ones that are...
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you know,
about monkeys.
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00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,400
And three...
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filmmaking. If there's no
space battles, I mean,
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you know, really,
what's the point ?
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00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,080
I'll tell you something.
This day has not been a waste.
301
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I realized what I really
wanna do with my life
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is just get the hell
out of point place.
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I'm ready to do that.
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I really feel
like this trip
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made me a man.
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- Eric ?!
- Mommy ?
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00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,040
Thank god
you're okay.
308
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,440
- Oh, dad, I'm fine.
- Not you. The car.
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Eric, your mom
called me a whore.
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Only because I was worried about you
and because I love you more than she does.
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00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:21,960
Worried ? What-
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what did you guys
think happened ?
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00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,120
Well, we figured you
were either dead,
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00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,720
alive or kidnapped
by coyotes.
315
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,680
Looks like I was
right on the money.
316
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,440
Hey, I got that
waitress's phone number.
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00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,520
- Leo ?
- Leo ?
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00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,720
Hey, it's great
to see you guys.
319
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,640
It's great to
see you, leo.
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00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,800
So do I know you, man ?
321
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,640
Okay, here's
what I think.
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00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:53,240
You two were hot for each other when the
relationship was secret, forbidden, taboo.
323
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,840
But when it was out in the
open, the thrill was gone.
324
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,680
It was no longer taboo.
325
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,680
Then you started pushing for commitment,
and you started pulling away.
326
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:09,720
Hmm.
327
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,160
So how do we
move on from here ?
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00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,000
Move on ?
329
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,320
There will be no moving on.
330
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,400
Your relationship is one of the sickest
freakin' things I've ever seen.
331
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,560
You're two deeply disturbed
individuals, and your union...
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00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,560
well, your union
was a blasphemy.
333
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,840
So you're saying that if
we hooked up again,
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00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,240
it'd be even wronger
than before ?
335
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,720
It can get wronger ?
336
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,400
Well, that's kinda hot.
337
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,400
Fez, I think maybe you should
leave the room now.
338
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,880
Oh, no, no, you two cannot get together.
I can't watch. I'm leaving.
339
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,600
Hey, who am I kidding ?
340
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,800
I can watch all night.
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00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,360
hey.
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00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,600
Look who I found
by the side of the road.
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00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,560
Leo.
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00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,760
Man, what are you doing
back in town ?
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00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,640
I'm not really sure, man.
346
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,000
Yeah, I can't tell
if he has amnesia,
347
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,000
or if he's just
perfectly fine.
348
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,080
Well, I'm glad
you're back, man.
349
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,040
Feeling's mutual, man.
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00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,040
Hey, wait a second.
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00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,640
You're Hyde, man.
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00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,280
Hey !