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I'm so glad I graduated high school.

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You know, it is such a relief to
finally know everything.

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I can't believe I graduated a year ago.

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It's, like, I feel like
I've done nothing.

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Man, time really flies when
you take two naps a day.

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Well, I wouldn't say you've
done nothing. I mean, you've...

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wow, you really
sat on your ass.

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Yep, forman, we've
all passed you by.

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I'm running a record
store. Donna's a deejay.

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Kelso's a cop.

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Even fez has a job now.

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What is it again, man, uh, shower girl ?

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Makeup lady ?

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Shampoo boy !

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Eh, I was close.

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Wait a second. This mean I'm
the loser of the group now ?

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You are the one that's still
living with your mommy.

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Man, you're still
living with your mommy.

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Not for long. Me and Fez are
looking for apartments.

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Then the only time I'll see my mom is when
she's doing my laundry, cooking my meals,

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taking me to the dentist.

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Well, eric, I feel kind of bad.

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You wouldn't even be
thinking about this kind of stuff

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if you weren't caught in the
blinding light of my bright future.

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You know, the scary thing is,
if one year went by this fast,

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imagine where eric is
gonna be in ten years.

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Thanks for going with me to
the "star trek" convention,

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"uhura."

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You can call
me donna now.

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That's good, fez,

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but I think it's gonna
be more like this...

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thanks for going with me to
the "star wars" convention,

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"leia."

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You can call
me donna now.

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No, man. You're both wrong.

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Actually, it's gonna go like this...

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thanks for going with me to
the "star wars" convention,

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"leia."

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You can call
me mom now.

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Whoa.

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Eric, they're joking
around. It's funny.

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No, donna, it's
not funny. In fact...

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it's completely possible !

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Every one of my friends has
a career path except for me.

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Even kelso. Kelso...

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the kid who thinks that
N. A.T. O. Is japanese for "neato."

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You know, it's just not fair.

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I mean, you sleep late,
and you watch tv all day...

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the job offers
should be rolling in.

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Why don't you look into that
chiropractic school I suggested ?

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They're having an
enrollment seminar.

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You know, a chiropractor
is a very prestigious job,

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especially if you move someplace
where they don't have real doctors.

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Well,

55
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I guess chiropractor is as good
as anything I've come up with.

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I have wasted an entire year

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doing absolutely nothing.

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Hey,

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how about a job stating the obvious,
'cause you're getting really good at that.

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So

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you're gonna be
a chiropractor, huh ?

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All right, every chick patient that you have,
you have to tell her the problem is her tailbone,

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that way you get to
grab around on her butt.

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Kelso, I'm doing this' cause
I want to help people.

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A handful of ass
is just a perk.

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Okay, so I just want to remind everybody about
my graduation dinner party tomorrow night.

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Be there by 6:00
for the champagne toast.

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Free champagne ?
I'm in !

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Free toast ?
I am in, too.

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Jackie, a dinner party ?

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Can't we do something fun like

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drive up to the border and
throw stuff at canadians ?

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I mean, they never fight
back, 'cause they're canadian.

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Steven, this dinner party is an important
event to mark my entrance into womanhood.

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Didn't that happen three years ago
in the backseat of kelso's car ?

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I love talking about
this in front of hyde.

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Yeah, me too, 'cause
that way, I can do this.

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Too hard !

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Michael,

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I circled some apartment
listings for you and fez.

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I found a great apartment for
janet meyers after her divorce.

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It has a murphy bed for
when her kids come to visit.

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They never do.

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She's in A. A.

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Look at all these
places for rent.

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Man, I hope we can find one that's
got everything my baby needs.

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Oh, kelso, you're
always putting me first.

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Not you, moron !

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Betsy.
My daughter.

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It's amazing how one tiny person
has changed my life so much.

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You changed mine, too.

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Dr. Don loves being a
chiropractor, and you know why ?

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Because the cosmos has ordained
dr. Don to make people feel good.

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Do you get the feeling that dr. Don writes
himself a few too many prescriptions ?

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No, I think he's cool,

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and I love the way he
calls himself dr. Don.

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Eric's impressed.

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Within these hands lies an unexplainable magic
that melts away the troubles of the world.

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And dr. Don will prove it to you by demonstrating
on this attractive blonde in the front row.

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No, I'm only here to make sure my boyfriend
doesn't sneak out to play "space invaders."

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Step on up here, little lady.

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Donna, come on. I need to
make a good impression.

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Look, one little medical
experiment isn't gonna kill you.

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Come on. Here we go,
right on up here.

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And

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now just relax.

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Dr. Don has been known to
cause patients serious joy.

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wow.

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That felt great.

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Uh-oh. I think your
tailbone's out of whack.

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All right, show's over.
No. Come on.

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Man, we gotta have this place. It's perfect for the
baby. It already smells a little bit like throw up.

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Mrs. Forman, you found us a great
apartment. I could just kiss you.

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Can I kiss you ?

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Bob, what are
you doing here ?

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you're selling your
house because you're broke.

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I knew something was wrong when I
didn't see you wearing fur this winter.

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No, I come to open houses
to meet women.

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If a lady's looking for her
own place, she's either single

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or running away
from a bad relationship.

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Either way,

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I win.

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Is everything
all right over...

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oh.

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It's you.

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Fenton.

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I'd shake your hand, but I'm afraid
I'd catch some kind of third world herpe.

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That's fine. I wouldn't let you
touch me with a 10-foot pole.

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I wouldn't touch you
with a 20-foot pole.

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You don't even have
a 20-foot pole !

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Maybe I'll go buy one just
so I can't touch you with it !

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Fez,

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who is this guy ?

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This is

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Fenton.

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We are having a feud.

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Oh.

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Filling out an
application, hmm ?

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Yes. We we got here first, so
don't even think about applying.

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00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,120
I don't have to.
I'm the landlord.

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The lord of the land.

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And I'm gonna lord it over
you while your butts land outside.

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mmm, that was clever.

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00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,120
Oh, yeah ?

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00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:21,920
Well, I was gonna give you this $5 to get
the apartment, but now you can forget it.

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That was clever.

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Too slow, old man.

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Fez, if you're not polite, he's
gonna figure out you're living here.

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You're living here ?

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Oh, great.
You blew it, fez.

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Red, he has
nowhere else to go.

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00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,400
Well, know this, pelé...

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00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,760
you gotta sleep sometime.

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00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,720
And during the war,
when they were sleepin',

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that's when I got 'em.

156
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,400
That wasn't too bad.

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He called you "pelé."

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00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,320
He is a terrific
soccer player.

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Oh, everything is
set for the party tonight.

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00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:31,400
Oh, and, fez, I need you to get there a
little early so you can park everyone's cars.

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00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,640
Sorry, jackie,
I can't make it.

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What ?

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00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,600
Yeah, kelso and I have to
go find an apartment tonight,

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or red is going to
kill me in my sleep.

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00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,720
Yeah, and I can't
let fez go alone.

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Why not ?

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'Cause then I'll have to go to your
party, which I don't want to do.

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00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,920
No, no, no, kelso,
you have to go.

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If you're not there
and fez is not there,

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it's gonna be pretty damn
obvious that I'm not there.

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00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,720
Okay, steven, I understand you
don't like dinner parties.

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But just let me
make my case.

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Ohh ! You're going !

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00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,160
You know, the more I
read this chiropractor booklet,

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00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,440
the more I'm starting to see that
this might be the perfect job for me.

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00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,840
Like, it says right
here, you need soft hands.

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00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,840
How many times have you said you
didn't even know I was touching you ?

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Here.

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00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,320
Let me get a crack
at that neck.

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Whoa.

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00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,360
Shouldn't we wait until you're,
like, a little more experienced ?

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00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,840
Experienced ? Uh,

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donna, I'm on page 12.
Let's do this.

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ow !

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00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,400
Uh-oh. That did
not sound good.

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00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,600
Eric, I can't move
my neck. Fix it.

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00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:49,000
Okay. I'm sure the
booklet says something about...

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00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,520
oh, here it is.

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00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,560
Um, okay, I'm gonna need you to
sign a release of liability.

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Poor donna.

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00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,820
I think I hurt
her pretty bad.

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00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,660
Her neck's
stuck, just

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tilted over
like this.

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00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:12,020
Yeah, but on the upside, it looks like

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00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,780
she's really interested in
everything I have to say.

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00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,260
So she's got a bad neck.

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00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:19,700
Quit whining.

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00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,300
I've gone out with girls that
don't even have necks.

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"hi, fez."

200
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:29,100
One time

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00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:32,300
this girl whipped her head around
to look at me, 'cause I'm hot,

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00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:34,660
and her neck
just snapped.

203
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,340
And then she collapsed
into the jukebox.

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00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:38,940
Kelso,

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00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,980
that was the fonz.

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00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,020
Well, where do you
think they got it from ?

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00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:45,620
Forman,

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00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:48,220
forget being a chiropractor,
man. The way I see it,

209
00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:51,260
you're diligent,
tidy and detail-oriented.

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00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,900
So I think you should
become a professional

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00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,420
butt wiper.

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00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,540
Oh, come on, man,
this is serious.

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00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,780
Eric, you gotta
start off slow.

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00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:03,460
First you should be an
amateur butt wiper.

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00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,020
What's wrong
with you two ?

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00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,300
So rude.

217
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,660
Eric, I think you
should move to paris.

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00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,300
That way you can
become a butt wipiér.

219
00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,340
how'd the apartment
search go ?

220
00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,300
Not so good. They can't
find anything they like.

221
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,620
Well, how can
you be picky ?

222
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,460
You lived in a jungle.

223
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:38,060
Any place without a gorilla charging
at you should be paradise.

224
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:43,020
Red, I don't think he
lived with gorillas.

225
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:44,900
Did you ?

226
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,660
Where the blazes
are you from ?

227
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,220
Apparently,
gorilla land.

228
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:56,540
We found one place yesterday that was
perfect, but we can't get it 'cause

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fez and the landlord
are having a feud.

230
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:00,780
Well,

231
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,420
you're not spending another
night under my roof.

232
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,980
So come on, we're gonna go have
a chat with this landlord.

233
00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:08,060
What's this guy got
against you anyway ?

234
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,900
Who knows ? That's like
asking you why you hate commies.

235
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,700
You don't know why.
You just do.

236
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,300
I know exactly why
I hate commies.

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00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:17,980
They wouldn't stop
shooting at me.

238
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:21,260
Okay, then something
else you hate.

239
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:25,260
Oh, you should have
said the vienna boys choir.

240
00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:29,380
I just want to punch
them in the mouth.

241
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,220
How you doing, my
little buttercup ?

242
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,100
Great.

243
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,860
"The brady bunch" is so
much funnier sideways.

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00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:54,300
Okay, so at my party tonight, I want everyone
to give heartfelt speeches about me,

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00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,180
okay ? So here
they are.

246
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,020
I don't think I can make
it to your party.

247
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:03,340
Wait, but, donna,
you have to.

248
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,820
I'm afraid I'm out, too. I gotta
tend to my crooked little flower here.

249
00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:11,020
You know, eric, calling me cute little
nicknames doesn't make up for what you did.

250
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:11,900
Okay.

251
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,780
Hey, whatever you say,

252
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,700
my little crazy straw.

253
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,860
I can't believe everyone
bailed out on me.

254
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:22,300
You know, tonight was really important
to me, and it's like no one even cares.

255
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,540
Jackie,

256
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,740
you look like you really
need to talk this through, huh ?

257
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,500
I'll go get Mrs. Forman.

258
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,900
Are you Fenton ?

259
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:38,420
I'm here to talk to
you about the apartment.

260
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:42,620
Well, you're in luck. It's still
available. And F. Y. I., so am I.

261
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:46,220
Look, I have a wife.

262
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:49,460
Well, I have a football,
but I never use it.

263
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:55,060
Red, I know you said wait in the car, but
fez keeps playing his crazy bongo music.

264
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,420
It's called jazz,
you philistine.

265
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,460
Oh. You're with them.

266
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,460
Deal's off. I have
to get to yoga.

267
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,020
Hey, can't we talk
about this ?

268
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,700
- No.
- See, I told you he was going to be...

269
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,580
just shut it, or I'll
shut it for you.

270
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,220
Well,

271
00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:14,500
you just don't take crap from
anyone, do you, Mr. Man ?

272
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,820
I knew this was gonna be a
waste of time. Come on, fez.

273
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,460
We'll go figure out some
other place to live with the baby.

274
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:24,100
Baby ? No one mentioned
they had a baby.

275
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,660
That...that's so
progressive.

276
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,180
Progressive ?

277
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:31,100
Well, how can I not give the apartment
to two men raising a child together ?

278
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:32,900
Oh.

279
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,620
Yeah, progressive.

280
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,300
Yeah, that's
what they are.

281
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,060
They're as
progressive as hell.

282
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:44,660
Why, they're
like newlyweds.

283
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,580
Mmm. I wish I knew
what that was like.

284
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:50,660
Always a bridesmaid,
never a bride.

285
00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:00,540
well, red convinced fenton to
give us the apartment.

286
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:04,580
Yeah, and red seemed so happy. All the way
home, he just kept looking at us and laughing.

287
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:10,580
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that red told
fenton that we knew a lot of chicks.

288
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,500
'Cause fenton kept
checking me out,

289
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,940
like he could tell that I
knew a lot of chicks.

290
00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:22,420
Eric, I can't believe that you
crippled my angel, my pride and joy.

291
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,340
It kills me seeing
her like this.

292
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,060
Then why are you
bringing her over here ?

293
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,500
Oh, I got a date.

294
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,260
I met a lady
at the open house.

295
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:34,140
She's got crow's feet, but she works in
a sandwich shop, so I bent the rules.

296
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,900
Look, donna, I'm so
sorry about what happened.

297
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:43,540
You know, I've been thinking about it, and I don't think
I ever really wanted to be a chiropractor. I was just,

298
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,780
you know,
grasping at straws.

299
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:49,100
I'd nod in agreement, but,
you know, I'm paralyzed.

300
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,580
Eric,

301
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,780
you know what I'm
realizing about you ?

302
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,900
You're not good
at anything.

303
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:59,900
That's not true, kelso.
Don't forget butt wiping.

304
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,780
Oh, you know what ?
You guys suck.

305
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,820
Whenever you're in trouble,
I don't burn you. I mean,

306
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:09,500
usually 'cause it's hard for me to think of
things right on the spot, but also 'cause,

307
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,900
you know, I try to help.

308
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,300
That's actually true.

309
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,900
I mean, Fez, remember when you
wanted to learn how to kiss,

310
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,660
and eric taught you by
sticking m&m's to the mirror ?

311
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,420
That never happened.

312
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,860
I know how to kiss.

313
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,580
Oh, shut it, donna.

314
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:33,900
Yeah, and, kelso, how about that time I stayed
up with you all night to study for that math final.

315
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:37,220
I mean, sure, nothing stuck, but,
you know, I blame nature for that.

316
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:40,940
Yep, some people
you just can't reach.

317
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:43,980
You know, forman,

318
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,060
if you can teach
fez how to kiss

319
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:49,100
and kelso how to do math, you can
probably teach anybody anything.

320
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,260
Why don't you just
become a teacher ?

321
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,900
That actually makes
a lot of sense.

322
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:58,780
I mean, you have all this knowledge
about stuff you have no ability to do.

323
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,300
A teacher ?

324
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,100
Well, I do like
helping people.

325
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,100
I mean, I'd love
to help kids.

326
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:11,940
Yeah.

327
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,700
Like, "Mr. Forman."

328
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,060
That just feels
really great.

329
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,620
Yeah, a teacher. That
just feels so... right.

330
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,900
There it is. Forman's
gonna be a teacher.

331
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,620
This calls for a toast.

332
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,180
All right.

333
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:36,100
To forman.

334
00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,140
- To forman.
- To forman.

335
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:40,980
What's going on ?

336
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,740
You guys are all too busy to come
to my party, and here you are

337
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:47,140
having a party.

338
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,260
For you.

339
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,060
To jackie.

340
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,620
- To jackie.
- To jackie.

341
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,380
Okay, I don't
believe you.

342
00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,940
But as long as I'm center of
attention, I'll take it.

343
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:04,140
Jackie, grab a beer.
This is a great day.

344
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,300
You graduated. They found an
apartment. And guess what ?

345
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,020
I'm gonna be a teacher.

346
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,700
Eric, you know what
you should teach ?

347
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,540
Butt wiping.

348
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,780
Fez, that was
really inappropriate.

349
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,500
Eric, you should
teach history.

350
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,980
The history of
butt wiping.

351
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,780
how's your neck, honey ?

352
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:33,460
Oh, it still hurts.

353
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,700
Come over here.

354
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,900
I'm a nurse.
I know what to do.

355
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,700
Take two of these.

356
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,420
Are you sure this
is for neck pain ?

357
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:51,500
Neck pain, headaches, bad days...
they take the edge off of everything.