1 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,280 Good morning, mr. Forman. 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,480 Charlie ! 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,160 Didn't recognize you without your schoolgirl skirt. 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,640 Why don't you go drink another warehouse full of beer ? 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,200 And then you can get out of those uncomfortable boy things. 6 00:00:20,302 --> 00:00:21,983 Wow. He came in here, 7 00:00:22,139 --> 00:00:24,536 just attacked you and completely ignored me. 8 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:27,729 You must be the one the prophets spoke of. 9 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,720 Man, I really got off on the wrong foot with your dad. 10 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,880 Ah, it'll blow over. How long could he stay mad at a kid, right ? 11 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,560 You know what ? Later on, I'm gonna find him and apologize. I'm sure he'll understand. 12 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,200 Yeah. Hey, if you're lookin' for a good conversation starter, 13 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,480 just say we were probably wrong to go into vietnam. 14 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,760 Here's your breakfast, charlie. 15 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,720 Oh, eric, 16 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,240 I didn't realize you still lived here. I thought you left for africa. 17 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,000 No, I've been sitting here for, like, ten minutes. 18 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,360 Then you'd better get going, or you're gonna be late for africa. 19 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,480 Okay, I get it, mom. You're trying to make me feel bad about leaving. 20 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,560 Oh, are you still here ? I thought you were in africa. 21 00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:29,932 So, my mom do the whole pass of agressive guilt-think about me going to Africa. 22 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,875 Basicly, just consist of her saying a word "Africa" a lot. 23 00:01:35,841 --> 00:01:40,865 Well I believe that if you want how do you feel is better to use a directive brunch. 24 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:41,899 Like this. 25 00:01:42,210 --> 00:01:43,887 Don't go to Africa, dillhole! 26 00:01:46,678 --> 00:01:49,614 So, Hyde... Speaking of a annoying women who hit. 27 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,920 Have you heard anything from Jackie? 28 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,200 Nope. That's fine by me, man. 29 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,480 Who does she think she is, giving me an ultimatum... 30 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,280 "marry me or I'm moving to chicago" ? 31 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,400 Then she takes off before I even give her an answer. 32 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,000 Well, what's the big deal, man ? She let you off the hook. 33 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,520 Yeah. You were gonna say no anyway, unless... 34 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,560 oh, my god ! You were gonna say yes ! 35 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,240 No. 36 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:16,680 What ? 37 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:17,600 No. 38 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,240 Oh, my god. You were gonna marry her. 39 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,880 You were gonna marry her because you love her. 40 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:28,520 hey, 41 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,040 jackie, 42 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,280 you're everything this poor little orphan boy ever needed. 43 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,680 - oh, my god ! I really am. - Oh, my god ! 44 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,040 Hey, 45 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,840 I don't love her. 46 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,520 You know what love is ? Love is for losers who are too afraid to be alone. 47 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,920 Uh, no, you're thinking of kittens. 48 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,160 So I gotta go. I'm gonna go wrap your going-away present. 49 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,880 Eric, you're the one going away. You didn't have to get me anything. 50 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,560 Yeah, well, I knew you were gonna get me something. 51 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,640 I didn't want this to be awkward again like, 52 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,280 you know, christmas. 53 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,400 Well, I did get you something. 54 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,920 Oh, crap, I didn't get him anything ! 55 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,400 He leaves in three days. 56 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,920 Oh, well, why don't you just get him an ultimatum ? 57 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,960 It's free. You don't have to wrap it. 58 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,720 It'll totally make him wish he was dead. 59 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,560 Yeah. 60 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,400 Well, it's between that or one of those shirts that makes him look all muscley. 61 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,280 Look at the blanket I got for our new apartment. 62 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,000 I found it in a dumpster. 63 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,840 It's got lots of stains, so it goes with everything. 64 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,480 That is so awesome. 65 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,200 I'm not even gonna ask what you were doing in the dumpster. 66 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,720 Is steven here ? 67 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,400 No, he went to work. 68 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:28,760 Oh, but before he left, he was chucking everything you ever gave him all around the basement. 69 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,080 It was like a hailstorm of stuffed animals and abba records. 70 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,040 Wait, 71 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,840 what are you doing here anyway? I thought you left for chicago. 72 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,680 I would have, but my mom took the car to tijuana 73 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,560 and won't be back till cinco de mayo, whenever that is. 74 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,320 So until then, I need you guys to help me avoid the horrors 75 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,840 of seeing steven till I can figure out a way to get out of here. 76 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,800 Well, that's too bad, 'cause I think I hear him coming down the stairs now. 77 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,360 Oh, my god. What do I do ? 78 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,560 Okay, um... Quick, get down under the blanket ! 79 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:06,880 He's not coming down. I made the whole thing up, and now you're under a stinky blanket ! 80 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,280 The stinky blanket burn ! 81 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,080 That is awesome ! 82 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,720 Oh, that is disgusting. 83 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,760 Oh, this blanket smells like dog. 84 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:21,080 That's because when I found it, it was wrapped around a dead dog. 85 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,000 Uh-oh, jackie. He's coming for real this time. Get down ! 86 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,240 Oh, my god ! 87 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,160 - I got her ! - I got her ! 88 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,680 I am gonna kick you both in the nads. 89 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,040 You're gonna have to do it later, because here he comes now. 90 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,840 Oh, well, now I don't believe you. 91 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,000 Okay, then. 92 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,640 Hey, come on in. Good to see you, hyde. What's going on, buddy ? 93 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,720 She did it again! 94 00:05:52,423 --> 00:05:53,892 I hate you! 95 00:05:54,956 --> 00:05:56,426 Oh, man. We can do this all day. 96 00:05:56,619 --> 00:05:58,085 Yeah. I've got nowhere to be, man. 97 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,520 I got the best going-away present for eric. 98 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,280 Okay... 99 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,120 a pen and pencil set. 100 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,880 That way he can write me every day. 101 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,240 Well, isn't that just... 102 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,440 d onna, 103 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,760 a going-away gift should be something special, 104 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,640 meaningful, personal. 105 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,800 Okay, like what... clock radio ? 106 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,360 Underwear ? Some spoons ? Help me. 107 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,840 No, honey, like... 108 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,800 okay. Before red went to korea, 109 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:39,840 I had my sister take a sexy boudoir photograph of me. 110 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,560 I was wearing nothing but a fur coat. 111 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,280 Mrs. Forman, you bad, bad girl. 112 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,120 It was racy. 113 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,240 You could see my knees. 114 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,333 Hi, Eric. 115 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,277 We need something to drink. 116 00:07:02,763 --> 00:07:06,537 Our throats are all dried from laughing over Jackie and the stinky blanket. 117 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:13,375 Jackie and the stinky blanket. It sounds like a delightful hardy boys mystery 118 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:15,794 I'll tell you what the mystery is. 119 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,766 Why aren't those boys nailing Nancy Drew? 120 00:07:19,191 --> 00:07:20,844 'Cause she's got glasses. 121 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:23,775 Ah, mystery solved. 122 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,240 So I gotta go over to Donna's, get my going-away present. 123 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,480 Man, she is, like, the world's worst gift giver. 124 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:35,920 Remember that ugly sweater vest and that huge man ring ? 125 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,840 Now I gotta go get excited about some other lame thing. 126 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,640 "Oh, wow, donna, clown shoes. Thank you so much." 127 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,600 I wish I had a beautiful girl give me clown shoes. 128 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,880 Hell, I'd settle for a beautiful clown giving me girl shoes. 129 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,480 I dated a clown once. 130 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,760 But soon as I learned how to make those balloon animals, I dumped her. 131 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,600 Excuse me, mr. Forman... oh ! 132 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:07,840 Ohh ! 133 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,920 What the hell ? 134 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,560 Well, that was exciting. 135 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,880 Mr. Forman, I was looking for you to apologize about the dress thing, okay ? 136 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,400 But then I opened the door, and wow ! 137 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:39,240 No, I don't mean "wow." I mean, "oh, no !" 138 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,400 No, no, I don't mean, "oh, no." 139 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,120 Well, what were you doing just standing there ? 140 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,280 I was like a deer caught in the headlights. Oh ! I said, "headlights." 141 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,560 Red, it was a very awkward situation. 142 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,560 No one knew what to do. 143 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,520 Well, I know what I would do if I saw you naked. I'd turn and run the other way. 144 00:09:03,218 --> 00:09:07,888 I mean, there is no reason on earth for a 19-year-old boy 145 00:09:08,088 --> 00:09:10,227 to be staring at a woman your age. 146 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,280 Oh, I... 147 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,800 look, damn it, he's the one in trouble here, not me. 148 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:22,040 Hey, kitty, could I have some peanut oil ? I'm gonna fry up some jumbo shrimp, 149 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:25,400 which is a funny name. It's like calling someone a giant midget. 150 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,480 I'd like to see one of those. 151 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,360 Get this, 152 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,000 Charlie here walked into our bedroom and saw kitty naked. 153 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,520 Whoo-hoo ! How was that ? 154 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,480 Well, how do you think it was ? It was horrifying. 155 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,280 Excuse me. 156 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,840 So, mr. Forman, 157 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,120 how wrong was it for us to get into vietnam, huh ? 158 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,120 uh-oh, jackie. Hyde's coming for real this time. 159 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,160 Quick, drink this old root beer. 160 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,560 You know what ? I am so tired of you two lying about steven just so you can humiliate me. 161 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,640 Okay, you're right. Let me make it up to you... 162 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,880 by offering you this 163 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,160 different, not-old root beer. 164 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,160 Jackie, hyde is coming right now. 165 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,640 You know what, michael ? I'm sorry, but I'm not playing your little game anymore. 166 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,080 Jackie. 167 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,880 Why aren't you in chicago ? 168 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,880 Why do you smell like a dead dog ? 169 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,080 Okay, donna, 170 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,120 I'm ready for my going-away present. 171 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,080 Yahoo. 172 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,560 All right, here I come. 173 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,400 Holy mother of skywalker. 174 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,720 You can do whatever you want to princess leia. 175 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,840 Her force field is down. 176 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,840 Donna, this is the best... wait a second. Leia doesn't have a force field. 177 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,800 You know what ? I'm too excited to quibble. Come here. 178 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,260 I thought you left town. 179 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,660 Why ? 180 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,460 Because you're so amazing and incredible 181 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:22,380 that I simply couldn't exist in the same town as you knowing you couldn't make a commitment ? 182 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,940 No, because you wrote me a note saying that you left town. 183 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:26,740 Oh. 184 00:11:28,281 --> 00:11:29,757 Well, that, steven, was a metaphor. 185 00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:33,696 A metaphor for the fact that my heart and mind are gone. 186 00:11:33,982 --> 00:11:36,089 But, my body is still here. 187 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,471 In this very awkward situation. 188 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,450 Want me to cover you up with the stinky blanket ? 189 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,780 Would you guys get lost ? 190 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:52,500 Oh, you want your privacy. I understand. 191 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:56,060 We're just gonna go upstairs and listen through the vent. 192 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:03,460 So what are you doing here, jackie ? You got something you wanna say to me? 193 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:05,020 Yes, 194 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:10,220 I want to say that I'm leaving for real this time. 195 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,500 So you came back to tell me that you're leaving again. 196 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,180 Yes, but this is good-bye. 197 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,700 All right, I'll see you tomorrow then. 198 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,820 Steven, I'm serious. 199 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,260 So want to hang out next week ? 200 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:22,900 I'm going. 201 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,860 Unless... 202 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,900 unless, steven, there's something you'd like to say, 203 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,900 in which case, I'm listening. 204 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:38,260 Yeah. 205 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,620 Have a good trip. 206 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:45,220 I will. 207 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,180 can you guys stand closer to the vent and talk louder ? 208 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,460 Wow, so, uh, 209 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:58,180 it's like, I can do anything I want ? 210 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,740 Can I touch your buns ? 211 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,100 What, you want to touch my butt ? 212 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,860 No, not... 213 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,180 not those buns. You know... 214 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:10,620 the buns. 215 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,980 Eric, that seems kind of weird. 216 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,620 Yeah. You know what ? That is, like, a little weird. 217 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,340 Maybe I'll just rub my face up against one of 'em. 218 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,220 Okay. 219 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:42,620 Leia... 220 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,300 oh, leia... 221 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:55,540 donna, meet me downstairs for fried shrimp in t-minus 20 seconds. 222 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:58,220 Wear an old shirt. These things are greasy. 223 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:02,980 Wow, that's almost enough to take you right out of the moment, huh ? 224 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:07,340 Um, okay, donna. From now on, the only thing I'd like you to say is, 225 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,340 "use the force, eric." 226 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,820 - Okay, that seems kind of... - donna. 227 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,060 Use the force, eric. 228 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:32,460 Man, and now mr. Forman is even madder at me since I saw mrs. Forman naked. 229 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:37,100 Doesn't he know I went to catholic school ? I don't even know what any of that stuff is. 230 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,460 Now what exactly did you see ? 231 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,740 And I'm only asking because 232 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,860 I find miss kitty attractive in a sexual way. 233 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,460 I know how you can get back on red's good side... 234 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,420 walk in on him naked. 235 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:56,660 No way, man. I do know what that stuff is, and I don't want to see it. 236 00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:00,260 Seriously, look, it's perfect. 237 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,940 Look, red assumes that everyone is either a pervert or an idiot. 238 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,860 - He thinks I'm both. - He thinks I'm both. 239 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:15,140 See, and if you walk in on red naked, he's gonna assume that you're the biggest idiot in the world. 240 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,500 That kind of makes sense. 241 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,860 You know, you probably hear this all the time, but you're really smart. 242 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,087 I do hear that all the time. 243 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,300 Hey, jackie, 244 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,460 how'd it go with hyde ? Did he ask you to stay ? 245 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:32,860 No. 246 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:37,380 But even if he did, I can't stay, because I've got a career waiting for me in chicago. 247 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:41,100 But I am stuck here in this stupid place with no way out. 248 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,860 Jackie, you know what would help ? 249 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,380 If you eat this dirty milk dud. 250 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,060 Shut up, fez. 251 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,420 Jackie, 252 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,340 I'm here for you, okay ? So 253 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,980 I'll even give you a ride. 254 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,500 Really ? 255 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,420 Oh, michael, that would be great. 256 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,180 And I won't do anything, 257 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:06,100 because frankly, I don't have much to offer. 258 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,220 You guys smell smoke ? 259 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,340 Everyone out of the house ! 260 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,460 I used too much oil in the fry baby. 261 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,060 The whole kitchen's filled with smoke. 262 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,660 Bob ? Bob, are you okay ? 263 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:23,620 Yeah, I'm fine, but my shrimp are ruined. So I'm gonna have to eat with you guys. 264 00:16:24,481 --> 00:16:26,010 I hope you're making something good, Kitty. 265 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,820 Fire! Fire! 266 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,540 What the hell is on your head ? 267 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:42,100 I'm still wearing the helmet, aren't I ? 268 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,660 What did you do to my daughter ? 269 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,340 Nothing. 270 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,260 I was a perfect gentleman. 271 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,940 I just squeezed her buns. 272 00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,451 I suggested a photograph, 273 00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:04,295 not a go-go dance from outer space. 274 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,100 I smell like smoke from bob's damn fire. 275 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,060 If kitty's looking for me, I went upstairs to take a shower. 276 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,460 Now's your chance to catch red naked. 277 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:21,820 - He's gonna think I'm such an idiot! - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 278 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,620 Give him enough time to take everything off. 279 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:27,180 You don't want to walk in on him wearing nothing but socks. 280 00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,780 That would just make this whole thing weird. 281 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,900 Oh, boy. 282 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,660 Get back here, you pervert ! 283 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,900 That boy just can't get enough of me. 284 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,140 Sorry my present didn't work out. 285 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:54,700 Well... 286 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:58,780 I mean, we are alone now. 287 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:04,300 And, uh, I think I know exactly what might get you back in the mood... 288 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,940 a little romantic music. 289 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,220 where were we ? 290 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:21,500 Oh, yes, you were a prisoner aboard the death star. 291 00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,660 And I 292 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:25,100 am the only stormtrooper 293 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,140 with the keys to your laser chastity belt. 294 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,540 That's in the movie ? 295 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,700 Donna, it's implicit. 296 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,180 God, I'm gonna miss you, eric. 297 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,580 I'm sorry. 298 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,940 What was that ? 299 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,860 use the force, eric. 300 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,100 All right, 301 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,380 here we are. 302 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,780 Good luck in chicago. 303 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,860 Uh, michael, this is the bus station. 304 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,260 Yeah. 305 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:12,780 I said I'd give you a ride, and then under my breath I whispered, "to the bus station." 306 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,180 No, no, no. 307 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:16,740 No. 308 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,460 I can't ride the bus. 309 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,980 Other people's butts have been on those seats. 310 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:25,460 Well, I'm not driving you all the way there. That's, like, two hours away. 311 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,980 Michael, you put this car in gear and take me to chicago right now. 312 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,100 You know what ? 313 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:34,300 You haven't changed at all. You're still just a spoiled little princess 314 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:39,740 who gets by on her good looks and bitchy demands and mean and painful pinches. 315 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,620 Yeah, well, you still don't have any manners. 316 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,620 A real man wouldn't let the princess ride the bus. 317 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,660 Well, you know what ? 318 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:52,580 You're not even a princess. You're just a little bossy boss ! 319 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,220 That's right, michael. 320 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:59,060 I'm the boss, and you're taking the boss to chicago right now. 321 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,620 Ow ! Fine ! 322 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,340 You're always telling me what to do. 323 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,420 I've missed this. 324 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,160 please, mr. Stormtrooper, 325 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,040 I'll do anything you want if you only spare the planet alderaan. 326 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,800 Eric, you have a line. We rehearsed this. 327 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,320 Wait a minute. 328 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,320 Fez ! 329 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,960 But I just want to touch the buns. Let me touch the buns.