1 00:00:06,466 --> 00:00:10,595 Wow! Donna, you look great. What could it be? 2 00:00:11,972 --> 00:00:14,724 Oh, I know! You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. 3 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:16,559 Burn, Eric, burn! 4 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:24,024 Okay, first of all, I weigh 130, 140, 149... 5 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,153 Pounds. 6 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,447 Yeah. You look good too, Eric. 7 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:32,617 You lost your one true love, so... 8 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,328 Looking good. 9 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,016 Eric, I found these records of yours, 10 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,667 and I thought you might want them back. 11 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:44,796 Ah, the unpleasant exchange of possessions after the horrific break up. 12 00:00:44,838 --> 00:00:47,215 Awkward for them, entertaining for us. 13 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:52,261 Whoa. Shut up. Don Kirshner's starting. 14 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,639 Oh, right. Paul McCartney and Wings are on tonight. 15 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,899 Okay, so... 16 00:01:05,984 --> 00:01:07,986 Okay, we're all here now. 17 00:01:09,404 --> 00:01:10,613 So, um... 18 00:01:12,032 --> 00:01:14,367 - So, Donna, you're staying? - Okay. 19 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:19,455 What I meant to say was... 20 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:21,778 Look, Donna, I don't think it's cool if you hang out here. 21 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,713 So, what, you're like, kicking me out? 22 00:01:29,841 --> 00:01:31,051 Wow. 23 00:01:31,885 --> 00:01:34,094 Okay, then. Bye. 24 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:41,269 Well, if you're kicking her out, 25 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,645 then you're kicking me out. 26 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:44,064 No, Jackie, no. 27 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:45,398 Oh, wait. I mean, bye! 28 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:52,739 ♪ Hanging out 29 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,409 ♪ Down the street 30 00:01:57,869 --> 00:02:00,121 ♪ The same old thing 31 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:03,666 ♪ We did last week 32 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:08,129 ♪ Not a thing to do 33 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:12,759 ♪ But talk to you 34 00:02:12,801 --> 00:02:14,719 ♪ We're all all right 35 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:16,930 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 36 00:02:16,972 --> 00:02:19,265 Hello, Wisconsin! 37 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,107 Well, it's just not fair. 38 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:28,775 He doesn't, like, get my friends 39 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:30,819 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement. 40 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,361 Right! 41 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,781 You helped make that basement what it is today. 42 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,075 Right. 43 00:02:37,117 --> 00:02:38,994 No one would even go over there before me. 44 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:40,536 It smelled like feet. 45 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:46,459 Donna, you have to fight back. 46 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,503 Okay, when a couple splits up, 47 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:51,923 the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build. 48 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,719 - How much is that? - All of it. 49 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,683 Donna, it's the law. 50 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,644 You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. 51 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:06,688 But now that I'm single and pissed, 52 00:03:08,023 --> 00:03:09,183 you're making a lot of sense. 53 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:15,030 And then she just comes down to the basement like it's no big deal. 54 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,948 And after what happened? 55 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:20,869 And she's just gonna act like everything's cool and everything's fine? 56 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:24,956 You don't love me, you don't get my couch or my friends. 57 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:27,834 I'm a package deal, baby! 58 00:03:27,876 --> 00:03:30,753 So, I just told her, "Fire up those walking sticks, Big Red, 59 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:33,381 "because this ain't happening. I'm not having it." 60 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,261 Hey, Forman, 61 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,263 we were all there, 62 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:44,059 and that ain't how it happened. 63 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,810 You wanna talk about it some more? 64 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:50,940 Mmm, no. 65 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:58,031 Hello, Kitty. 66 00:03:58,073 --> 00:04:02,035 Oh, Pastor Dave, what a nice surprise. How's God? 67 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,371 Fine, thank you. 68 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:10,835 So, I was wondering if, uh, 69 00:04:10,877 --> 00:04:13,213 - Red was home. - Oh, no. What did he do? 70 00:04:13,922 --> 00:04:15,423 No. No, no, nothing. 71 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,093 Uh, I just thought he might like to, uh, 72 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:20,720 I don't know, goof off? 73 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,225 You want to spend time with Red. 74 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,560 - Unless it's a bad time. - Oh, no, no, no. 75 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:31,147 This is a great time. Oh, my God. Red has a visitor. 76 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:34,943 Red, Pastor Dave's here. For you. Hurry. 77 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:37,278 Oh, yeah. 78 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,947 I ran into him in the hardware store. 79 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:44,035 You know, he was gonna try to paint his garage, without priming. 80 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:46,204 That crazy bastard. 81 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:53,294 Oh, my. Red has a friend. 82 00:05:01,052 --> 00:05:02,095 Psst. 83 00:05:05,932 --> 00:05:07,683 What are you guys doing today? 84 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:13,189 We're going to the basement. 85 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,863 Hmm. Sounds fun. 86 00:05:20,905 --> 00:05:22,865 But you know what sounds like even more fun? 87 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:25,326 Oh! Playing with a bunch of monkeys? 88 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,792 Well, yeah. 89 00:05:34,169 --> 00:05:37,922 But we got cable TV at my house, 90 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:41,843 which we all know has the potential for flashes of brief nudity. 91 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:45,972 Nudity. 92 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:53,021 Cable? 93 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:55,148 Oh, you are so gonna win this breakup! 94 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,070 Now, wait just a minute. 95 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:03,447 Eric is our friend, our brother. 96 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:06,159 We cannot just abandon him for nude boobs. 97 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,248 Good point, Fez. 98 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:14,959 This nudity you speak of, are we talking full frontal? 99 00:06:19,172 --> 00:06:20,256 Does it matter? 100 00:06:20,298 --> 00:06:21,299 No. Let's go. 101 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:33,393 So, you have no idea where everyone is? 102 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,651 Everyone who? 103 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:45,865 Hey, you got any popsicles? Donna's all out. 104 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:53,206 Oh, so that's how it is? Everyone's over at Donna's? 105 00:06:53,248 --> 00:06:55,415 Eric, man, I'm sorry. 106 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:59,087 And I know that we've been friends for, like, a really long time, 107 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:02,298 but, uh, we were watching Barbarella on cable. 108 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,551 Man, and I not only saw boobs, 109 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,845 but I saw boobs in space. 110 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:10,765 Yeah, space boobs, Eric! 111 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,435 There's no gravity! 112 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:25,238 She got cable? 113 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:27,448 That sneaky little wench. 114 00:07:29,075 --> 00:07:31,702 No, no. And corn dogs. 115 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,458 Oh, dogs wrapped in corn. 116 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,588 Oh, sweetmeat on a stick. 117 00:07:49,762 --> 00:07:50,930 Just go. 118 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:52,847 Thank you. 119 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:09,657 "At Dave's. Back around 5:00. Red." 120 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:11,951 Oh. 121 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:23,421 I hadn't realized before, 122 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:26,715 but the primer is like your emotions. 123 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,635 It's what's underneath the surface. 124 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,512 And the rust is like your anger. 125 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:36,767 Boy, having a male companion to talk to 126 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,978 is changing my life. 127 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:51,907 I wish I could tell Kitty exactly how I feel about her, 128 00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:54,869 but I just can't find the words. 129 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,663 I'll help you. We'll find the words together. 130 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:07,631 Oh, sure, sometimes I feel like crying, 131 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,550 but I just can't. 132 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,094 You can with me. 133 00:09:20,186 --> 00:09:22,813 - Hey. - Oh, hello. 134 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,482 So, how was your day? 135 00:09:24,524 --> 00:09:25,924 What did you and your new friend do? 136 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:28,528 Well... 137 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,373 - Mmm. - Yeah. 138 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,091 - So, that's all you did? - Yep. 139 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:54,845 - Well, you didn't talk about anything? - Nope. 140 00:09:58,266 --> 00:09:59,308 Do you hate him? 141 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:03,687 - Kitty, don't start. - No, no, no, no. No. 142 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:06,648 All I'm saying is, people with friends live longer. 143 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,151 And you are not good at keeping friends. 144 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,862 Bob's scared of you, and Earl isn't speaking to you. 145 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:14,282 - What about Frank? - Frank's dead. 146 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:16,951 Exactly. 147 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:20,288 It is time to replace your dead friend Frank. I win. 148 00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:28,629 Oh, look, there's a boob! 149 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,385 There's two. 150 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,929 Oh, wait, four. 151 00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:40,641 It's the mother lode. 152 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:47,315 Oh, man, guy butt. Look away. 153 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,819 I feel kind of bad. 154 00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:55,656 Hon, it's just guy butt. It won't hurt you. 155 00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:58,993 No! About Eric. 156 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,621 I mean, he was totally in the right to kick Donna out. 157 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,539 Oh, he was not right. 158 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,209 Now, you agree with me. 159 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,087 No. 160 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,006 Ow! 161 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,301 - Agree with me. - No! 162 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,463 Donna broke his heart, and now she should have to pay. 163 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,931 - Chex Mix? - Oh, thank you, Donna. 164 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,313 Oh, we are so not talking. 165 00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:29,357 - All right, Jackie... - I said, not talking. 166 00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:31,691 Well done. 167 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,777 - All right, Fez... - I said, well done. 168 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:41,160 Oh, there are all my friends. 169 00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:43,078 Hey, Donna, I found these socks of yours, 170 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,206 so I thought I'd just, you know, run them right over. 171 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,430 Eric, you can't hang out here. 172 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,265 It's really uncomfortable, so... 173 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,684 Uncomfortable? 174 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,313 Who's uncomfortable? 175 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,735 Oh, fine. 176 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,159 Look, man, I'd go with you, but, you know, it's cable. 177 00:12:23,411 --> 00:12:25,162 Whatever. 178 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,391 Hey, hey, want me to come by later and tell you about the boobs? 179 00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:28,916 No! 180 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:29,957 Yeah. 181 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,970 It's Dave for you. 182 00:12:48,561 --> 00:12:51,813 Yeah. Fine. Right. 183 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:53,856 Okay. 184 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:55,651 Mmm. 185 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:05,411 You do not grunt to a friend. 186 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,163 Friends don't grunt. 187 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,380 Okay, so I was over at the Pinciotti's, 188 00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:17,941 crouched behind the hedge next to the house, 189 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,343 and I distinctly heard laughter. Laughter! Well. 190 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,887 I will tell you what. I am not going down without a fight. 191 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,222 No, siree, Bob. 192 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,270 Bob. 193 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,690 The kids really like my jokes? 194 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,567 Oh. 195 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,699 Mr. Pinciotti, if you only knew the number of times 196 00:13:43,741 --> 00:13:46,619 Donna's shared one of your doozies with the gang. 197 00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:50,830 Lordy, how we laugh and laugh 198 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,041 and laugh. 199 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:57,963 - Right. I'm going. - Okay. 200 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,841 But the tennis pro says... 201 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,849 "We don't serve those kind of balls." 202 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:28,076 ♪ What's new, Pussycat? 203 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,245 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 204 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,164 ♪ What's new, Pussycat? 205 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,793 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 206 00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,382 Welcome home, friends. 207 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,885 Who wants popsicles? 208 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:49,181 Hey, I don't feel good about this. 209 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,808 Well, would you rather be at Donna's 210 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,643 singing backup to Cha Cha D'Amore? 211 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,691 Oh. Well, will you look who's here. 212 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,442 That was a dirty trick, Forman. 213 00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:01,961 Well, I'd love to stay and talk about it, 214 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,296 but we're on our way to the movies. 215 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,280 Yeah. 216 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,657 Fine. 217 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:07,843 Then, I'm taking them bowling Saturday. 218 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,744 Yeah! 219 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,082 - Fine. - Ooh, what a fun weekend. 220 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:26,677 Hey, look, you guys can't buy our loyalty with these little field trips. 221 00:15:26,719 --> 00:15:29,471 You're gonna have to start buying us some stuff we can take home. 222 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:36,103 Well, look, I think it's stupid to have to go day by day. 223 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,856 Why doesn't Donna just get us on the weekends? 224 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,693 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 225 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:46,071 That's not fair because then Eric gets all the weekday headaches 226 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,073 and Donna gets all the fun time. 227 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,871 Fine. Then we'll make a schedule. Eric? 228 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,163 Fine. Have a seat. 229 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:03,130 Make sure to schedule time with Bob. He takes me to Chuckle Town. 230 00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:13,641 So, what are you and Dave gonna do today? 231 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:17,561 Go out to the garage and talk friend to friend? That would be nice. 232 00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:21,607 No. 233 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:23,442 We're gonna turn on the fight 234 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:27,446 and watch two nice men beat the living hell out of each other. 235 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,491 That's nice. 236 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,993 Oh. Oh. 237 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:38,791 Oh, come on in, Pastor Dave. 238 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:42,210 Red and I are just so happy that you are here. 239 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,130 - Especially Red. - Kitty. 240 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,050 I want you to know that it is so nice 241 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,595 for Red to finally have a boyfriend. 242 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,765 For God's sakes, Kitty! 243 00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:57,518 Oh, lighten up, silly. Man friend. Whatever. 244 00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,228 Someone to talk to, share their feelings with. 245 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:04,024 Anyway, you are an important part of Red's life. 246 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,569 - Oh. Well... - No. Wait, don't. 247 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,571 Don't listen to her. 248 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,574 I don't really want to share my feelings with you. 249 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,035 Hell, I don't even think I have feelings. 250 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:19,039 Now, let's just watch these two guys 251 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,749 beat the crap out of each other. 252 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,042 Sold! 253 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,588 Well, I don't care what you say. 254 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,008 You're boyfriends, and that's nice. 255 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,391 You know, Red, I am so glad that I have someone to share with, 256 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,643 because I woke up this morning feeling upset. 257 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,938 Ha-ha! Gotcha! 258 00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:44,940 Good one, Dave. 259 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,484 Good one. 260 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:49,653 Don't ever do that again. 261 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,995 I'm just saying, Forman, 262 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:04,919 you really didn't deliver on the afternoon like I was hoping. 263 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,088 Dude, I took you everywhere. I bought everything. 264 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,716 It was a great day. 265 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,694 I don't know, man. I mean, I asked you for a six-pack. 266 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,135 You brought me out a tall boy. 267 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,515 I'm just saying. 268 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,641 Fine. Whatever. 269 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,644 They're all yours. 270 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,104 Twenty minutes late. 271 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,109 Sorry. We had to stop so Fez could pee. 272 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,739 Yes, it was my fault. Please do not fight. 273 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:43,665 Eric, listen, travel time should come out of your time, not mine. 274 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,755 What's on Fez's face? 275 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,257 Nothing. Nothing. 276 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,137 Is that ice cream? Now he won't want dinner! 277 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,769 I am sorry I ate ice cream, Donna. Do not be mad. 278 00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:09,149 Fez, I'm mad at Eric, not at you. 279 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:17,407 This is not about you. 280 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,828 Listen, I'm not about to limit our good time to help with yours. 281 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,496 Why would you do anything to help me? 282 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,705 Oh, you listen, missy. 283 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,083 - I'm not gonna... - Stop it! Stop it! 284 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,172 You are tearing us apart! 285 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,177 I hope you're happy. Now you've upset Fez. 286 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,182 Yeah, all right. And your fighting is making me and Jackie fight, 287 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,476 and that interferes with us doing it. 288 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,813 And that ain't good! 289 00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:51,150 So, until you guys fix this, 290 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,669 we're not hanging out with either one of you. 291 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:53,777 Let's go. 292 00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:00,742 Hyde, I'm sticky. 293 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,748 Come on. Let's get you cleaned up. 294 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,086 And I'm sleepy. 295 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,255 I know. You had a big day. 296 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,431 This is your fault. 297 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,576 None of this would have happened if you hadn't been such a jerk 298 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,227 and kicked me out of the basement. 299 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,521 Well, you came in and you were just so, 300 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:32,649 "Oh, we broke up, and I don't care, and, hey, let's just watch TV. 301 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,151 ♪ "Tra la la la la" ♪ 302 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,821 Eric, I was faking it. 303 00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:41,449 I'm miserable and uncomfortable, and this whole thing sucks. 304 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,536 You're miserable? 305 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,248 Well, that's great. 306 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,753 I mean, I'm miserable too. 307 00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,927 Okay, so, how about this? 308 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:06,225 We just hang out together and pretend everything's fine, 309 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,393 you know, for the sake of our friends. 310 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,733 - I can do that. - Okay. 311 00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:18,779 But, you know, 312 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,823 you have to stop trying to look so hot when you come over. 313 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,952 I have not been doing that. 314 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:27,287 Red lipstick, no bra? 315 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,835 Okay, yeah, I did that. 316 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,718 And, Fez, you sit on the dryer. Okay. 317 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,887 This new seating arrangement should really work. 318 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,308 There you kids are. 319 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:53,438 I think I finally remembered the punch line to the Italian midget joke. 320 00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:55,899 My mom made fish. 321 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,085 I gotta register for the draft. 322 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,502 - Me, too. - I gotta go count my G.I. Joes. 323 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,028 I'll be in the oven. 324 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:06,576 Wow! Tough room.