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Elke Sommer to block.
Elke Sommer to block.
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Oh, you stupid son of a bitch.
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Donna loved Hollywood Squares.
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Oh, Forman, come on, man.
Give it a rest, huh?
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So you're single now.
That's a good thing.
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Now you're like me, man.
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You're free to be with lots of
subpar, somewhat sleazy chicks.
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It's Christmas, baby.
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Oh, you disguise
your heart, Hyde,
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but I know you need love.
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- Why is that?
- 'Cause I need it.
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All right, I'm going to work before
you two start braiding each other's hair.
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You know what? I wish for once
Hyde would fall in love, you know?
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So we could make fun of him.
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We'd be all, "Hey, everyone...
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"Hyde's in love."
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Burn.
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Oh, I know.
Let's get Hyde a woman.
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We can have a
let's-get-Hyde-a-woman party.
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And we can have
food and music and, uh...
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- Women?
- That's it.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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This party is a great idea.
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I'm gonna find
the perfect match for Steven.
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After all, my nickname
is "the queen of romance."
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No one calls you that.
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Now, we will each bring
no less than two
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and no more than five girls
to the party for Hyde, okay?
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I will console the rejects
with a hot oil massage.
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I will be nude.
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Well, I'm out of here. The
radio station's giving away a van
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and I got to work.
I will be clothed.
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Well, I think it's a great idea.
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Steven is almost a man
and he needs to meet a girl
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who will help him find his way.
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Yeah, a girl helped me
find my way to hell!
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I'm in hell.
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Oh, you're not in hell. If you're
too hot, take off your sweater.
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- So, it's settled. We'll have the party here.
- No, Kitty.
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I don't know what you're
talking about, but no.
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Yes. We're having
a little party for Steven
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so he can meet his Miss Right.
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Why is it here?
Why is it always here?
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Well, what do you want them to
do, have the party in the street?
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Yes.
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They puke in the street,
the city cleans it up.
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Oh, man!
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Oh, I hope I win this van. I really
need a place to do it with Jackie.
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Okay, listen up, everybody.
The rules are simple.
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You place one hand on the van.
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If you remove your hand
for any reason, you're out.
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Last person to remove his hand
wins the van. Any questions?
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You're out.
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- Any other questions?
- Don't start without me, Max.
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Oh, God.
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Hello.
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My name is Daniel and I've won
every WFPP contest
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since the Weber Gas Grill
Trampoline Bounce of 1972.
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I'm unbeatable.
So the choice is yours,
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joy or despair,
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pleasure or pain,
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life or death.
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I am Daniel!
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And I cannot be beaten.
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Look at what I brought.
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- Big Rhonda?
- Uh-huh.
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There goes the keg.
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Everybody, look who's here.
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A caring, intelligent,
snazzy young man,
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Steven Hyde.
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Um, thanks.
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Hey, man, what's going on?
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I thought we were watching
Saturday Night Live.
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Yeah, change of plans.
We're having a party with girls,
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a keg and girls.
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For no reason whatsoever.
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Great.
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And there's no agenda.
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All right.
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Stop grilling me, you bastard.
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- Hi, Melissa. How's the contest going?
- Lame.
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But at least the boneheads
are entertaining.
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Check out that idiot's 'fro.
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Hey, that's my dad.
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Oh! Uh...
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No. Okay, yeah, you're right.
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So, hey,
what are you doing tonight?
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We're in Wisconsin, so nothing.
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Well, I'm going to this party.
It's in a stinky basement
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and they'll have a stolen keg.
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- I'm in.
- Cool.
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Hey, Dad. I brought you
some mints and your Afro pick.
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Oh, thank God, Donna. My
hair was starting to look silly.
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Hey, check out the redhead.
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That redhead is my baby girl,
Donna. I'm her dad.
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I want Donna to
call me "Daddy."
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- That's it!
- Ah, Bob.
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You took your hand
off the van. You lose.
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- This isn't over.
- It is, for you.
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Get out of here.
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And so begins
the battle of wits.
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Oh, man,
I've never been good at wits.
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Really?
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So, chips and dip, huh?
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Yuh-huh.
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And the words kind of sound
alike, so that's always fun.
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Look, no offense, but I'm
really not in the mood for talking.
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I just broke up with
my girlfriend, so...
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Oh.
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You poor thing.
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You know, you have these
sad lips that are just so hot.
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Really?
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I may not be popular,
but if given the chance,
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I'll put out something fierce.
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Psst!
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Psst!
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How's it going?
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Great, great, great, great.
'Cause, see, at first,
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I thought I should wear my
hair up. But, let's be honest,
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my hair is one of my top five
features, so, voila, it's down.
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Psst! Psst!
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Hyde, allow me to introduce
you to a special lady.
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So, we meet every week to pray
and discuss scripture. You in?
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I used to date your dad.
Isn't that a turn-on?
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It's not like head cheerleader's
always the most talented,
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but in my case, it's true.
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I have to date guys who aren't
as good-looking as me,
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otherwise, I'd never date.
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You gonna eat that?
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I know you're really angry and
emotionally crippled, but that's okay,
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'cause my boyfriend's in jail.
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My turn-offs include people
who are mean to puppies
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and people who smoke.
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Or don't smoke? Or smoke?
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Wait, do you smoke?
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Okay, so guess which leg's real.
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I'm so glad I finally got
to meet you,
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'cause I've, like,
always been afraid of you
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and I like to be scared.
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So, what do you think?
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You know, I think,
if I time this right,
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I can nail every single one
of these girls tonight.
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No, no, no, no, no. You're
supposed to pick just one,
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to love, not nail. Love.
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, listen to me, Johnny
Cool. I threw this party for you,
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so you can find one girlfriend
to love you. And that is all. One.
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You set this up?
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Yeah, we all thought you needed
help finding a quality woman.
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What? Man, you sit around
and talk about me?
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Is that what's going on?
Look, I don't want your help.
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I give and I do,
and I do and I give.
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And for what? For nothing.
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Well, I'm done. Go.
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- But, Fez...
- I said, go.
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- Hey, Hyde.
- Hey.
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This is Melissa. She just
moved here from Chicago.
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We work at
the radio station together.
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Melissa, this is Hyde.
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You're not leaving already,
are you?
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Uh, no, I came out to
get some fresh air.
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It's, uh... It's fresher
out here, the air.
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- I like air. How about you?
- Air's okay.
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You know what's really good?
Water.
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That's really...
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This summer I'm gonna visit
my aunt in Mississippi.
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Oh, you're going away?
That is sad.
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Hey, you should come with me,
chocolate milk.
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When I looked across the room,
I saw a guy who was wounded.
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A guy who sits in the dark,
waiting for the light to find him again.
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If only I could find
this light you speak of,
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then maybe, just maybe,
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my pain might go away.
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- Would it help if I held you?
- I doubt it.
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But let's try, Katie.
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Yeah, lower. Yeah.
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- I am so disgusted.
- Oh, I know.
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There are way too many girls
at this party.
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I can't even smell
my own perfume.
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Well, you're the only one.
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You know, you may not even be
the prettiest girl here.
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You shut your hole.
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I am pretty. Unsure.
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Must find Michael.
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Hi. You know, I'm a guy
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who's wounded.
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- So, I'm gonna go grab a beer.
- Thanks.
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Get one for yourself, too.
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No, I...
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Can...
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- Can I get you a beer?
- There you go. Thanks.
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A toast to all my good friends.
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I will miss you
when I blow out of this burg
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with the beautiful Big Rhonda.
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Now it's off to Mississyphilis!
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Oh, no, Red,
they've been drinking.
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Well, well, what do you know?
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Here, Kelso.
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Thought you might need
some coffee to keep you going.
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Hey, you know what would be fun?
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Seeing which one of us could
drink the most coffee, huh?
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Oh, no. You'll just lose.
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No, I would not.
I could so beat you.
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- Well, I doubt that.
- Oh, you're going down.
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- That's my six to your one!
- Yeah, you really whipped me.
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Kelso, have you ever been
to Niagara Falls?
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- Uh-uh.
- Mmm.
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Don't you like
the soothing sound of water?
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- Yeah, I guess.
- You ever sat
beside a babbling brook,
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listening to the beautiful,
steady stream of water?
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Well, I... Okay, I don't know
if you realize this,
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but all this talk about water is
really making me have to go pee.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I can see that
"urine" a lot of pain.
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Yeah, well, you better shut up,
'cause you're gonna have to go, too.
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That's where you're wrong.
I am going.
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I know I just met her,
Mr. Red, but I love her.
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She is sturdy.
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I want to climb her.
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You're just desperate to
give it away, aren't you, son?
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Yes, yes, I am.
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Look, there are two things
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that you need to
learn about women.
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Oh, finally, the sex talk.
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First, if a woman
outweighs you by 30 pounds,
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you're in for trouble.
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Well, I'll put on weight,
I'll bridge the gap.
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Which brings me
to my second point.
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When used separately, women
and alcohol can be a lot of fun.
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But if you mix them, they
can turn you into a dumbass.
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- Michael.
- Jackie.
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- I thought you
were at the party.
- No, it was awful.
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Do you know what it's like to
be the prettiest girl at a party
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and not have
anyone acknowledge it?
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Yes, I do.
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- Michael, am I pretty?
- Oh, come on, cupcake,
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you are the prettiest girl
in Point Place.
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- No, you know what? In Wisconsin.
- Nice one, Pinocchio.
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- Am I prettier than Pam Macey?
- Of course.
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- Am I prettier
than Farrah Fawcett?
- Oh, all right, come on,
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she's like a perfect 10
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and you are an 11.
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- Am I prettier than...
- Oh, my God.
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Am I prettier than the girl with the
feathered hair at the supermarket?
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Okay, okay, the blonde-haired
one or the brown-haired one?
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Well, does it matter?
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No, 'cause you
smoke them both, baby!
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- Am I prettier than...
- Oh, my God!
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I can't take it anymore.
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"Am I pretty?" "Am I pretty?"
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"Am I pretty?" Shut up!
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And we finally have a winner.
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I did it! Oh, my God, I won!
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Who's the best?
I'm the best. Loser!
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I'm not a loser, okay?
I win everything.
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I don't lose. I win.
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Because I'm a winner.
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I'm a winner!
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So, Michael Kelso,
tell Wisconsin how it feels
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to be WFPP's new
Hand 2 Van winner.
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Well, I guess I have to
say it like this, Max,
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if this van's a-rocking,
we're in there doing it.
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- Michael!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm doing it with
Jackie Burkhart.
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If you really think putting my head
on your lap will make me feel better,
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I mean, I guess I should try.
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All right, that's it.
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Excuse me, girls.
I have some information...
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No, don't listen to what she's...
I'm... She's the one who hurt me.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. He dumped me.
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- You dumped her?
- Well, I had to.
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She wouldn't...
She wouldn't take my ring.
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- You wouldn't take his ring?
- This is none of
your business,
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and you are a sad little man.
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- Oh, poor baby. Do you want my number?
- Yes. Yes, I do.
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- So, you having fun?
- That reminds me,
I have to go.
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Uh, Melissa.
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Um, I was wondering if maybe you
wanted to do something sometime.
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Sorry, I did something last night and
I already made plans for sometime.
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No, wait, wait.
Let me try that again.
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Um, look, if you're not doing anything
Friday night, I'd like to take you out
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to, um... To...
To dinner and a movie.
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Pizza?
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The mall?
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- Bowling?
- I'd love to.
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- Call me.
- Call you?
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That's a little unorthodox.
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I'll call you.
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Yes. "I'll call you."
"I'll call you." Whipped.
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What? I don't care about her.
Melissa who? What the hell!
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Whipped like the family pig.
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Rhonda,
I cannot go to Mississippi.
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- So, you're not coming?
- I'm sorry.
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But maybe we can go
to the movies sometime.
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And make out in the theater?
Yeah!
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Call me.
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Good God, sober up, man.
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Oh, screw it, Donna.
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Fez likes them big, Fez likes
them small, Fez likes them all.