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Good morning.
I have terrible news.

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Are we out of bacon?

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No. I was outside...

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Remember that time
we were out of bacon?

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Do I?

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Nearly tore this family apart.

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Listen to me!

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Midge left Bob.

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Are you sure?

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I mean, maybe she's
just lost in the backyard.

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This is serious.
I was up early,

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and I saw Midge
getting into her car

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with a suitcase and I said,

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"Where are you
going, Midge?"

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Because I'm concerned, not nosy,

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and she said to me,

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"I am leaving Bob, and
I am never coming back."

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- And I said...
- "Okay".

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And then...

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I laughed like I do
when I'm uncomfortable.

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But what about Donna?

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I mean...
what're they gonna do?

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Well, okay, they
are going to depend

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on the kindness of their
friends and neighbors,

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which is why we need
to go over there

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as a family, to comfort them.

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Yikes.
I don't think so.

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Why not?

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Well, it just
seems like it'd be,

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like, there'd be
an awful lot of...

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Crying.

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Yeah.

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So... no.

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Yeah, no.

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Well, fine.

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I will go myself.

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Hey, where are you
going with my food?

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To Bob and Donna.

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When your wife
or mother leaves you,

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you need a good breakfast.

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I need a good breakfast.

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Well, I didn't leave you.
Eat a pop-tart!

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When I woke up, her
bag was packed and she left.

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Didn't even say
where she was going.

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On the other hand,
we have pancakes

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with egg eyes

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and bacon smiley faces!

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The hash brown hair is nice.

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I can't believe
she would just take off

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without even
a hint or a warning.

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No warning?

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Dad, she was always saying,

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"I'm unhappy,
and I'm gonna leave."

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Honey, that's just
what married people say.

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Did she say where she was going?

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Well, um, she said she was
going to California... to...

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To be a star on Broadway.

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So...

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Oh, Midgie.

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She may not have been smart,

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but she sure was sweet.

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And built, too, boy.

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Okay.

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Thanks, Mrs. Forman,
but I'm really not hungry.

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Oh, what a nightmare.

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She was unhappy, Bob.

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No. She took the El Dorado.

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<i>♪ Hanging out</i>

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<i>♪ Down the street</i>

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<i>♪ The same old thing</i>

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<i>♪ We did last week</i>

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<i>♪ Not a thing to do</i>

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<i>♪ But talk to you</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right ♪</i>

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<i>Hello, Wisconsin!</i>

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So Midge just took off?

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Ah. Poor Donna.

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Yeah, this is really bad.

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Yeah, not only did
Donna lose her mom,

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we all lost Midge's
sweet uptown rack.

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Oh, good God, man,

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what a marvelous set of kittens.

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Remember that sweater?
Oh.

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Remember that other sweater?

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Yeah.

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Remember that time
she ran up to us in a sweater?

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Remember the week
she took up jump rope?

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In a sweater?

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Eric!

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What are you boys
thinking about so hard?

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Nothing.
Homework.

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Jesus.
Kittens.

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Okay, um, Eric, I need you

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to take a casserole
to the Pinciottis.

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So run upstairs and

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put on a nice clean shirt
and a sport coat.

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What? No, I'm not
going over there.

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Donna and I broke up,
and things are weird with us.

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Well, that's too bad.

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Because I went over there,
and Bob's a crier.

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And a hugger.

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And when you get caught
in a crying-Bob hug,

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there is no escape,

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and I cannot go back over there!

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I don't know.
I like to be hugged by Bob.

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Makes me feel safe.

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Okay, okay, there he is.
Go talk to him.

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No, Kitty, it's a
personal matter and I...

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Oh!

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That's mature.

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Hey, there, Red!

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Hi, Bob.

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What a day, huh?
What a day

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to be alive. I feel great.

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You do?

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Well, then...

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I can go back inside.

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Bye.

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Yep, Midgie's been on me
for weeks to weed the garden.

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And I'm finally
getting around to it,

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so when she comes back,

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she's gonna see that I did it.

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You think she's coming back?

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Well, why shouldn't she?
I did all the right things.

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We had an open marriage,
experimented with drugs.

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I even threw nudist parties.

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Yeah, what more
could a husband do?

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All right. Let's not get
bummed out, guys, okay?

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There are a lot of
other hot older women

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out there besides Midge.

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And they deserve our respect,

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'cause they can teach us stuff.

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Yes, I would love to make love
to an 80-year-old.

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They must know everything.

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And not just about sex,
but history and trivia, too.

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Yeah.

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The young ones are too timid,
but the older ones,

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they know it won't break.

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How could it break?
It is invincible.

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Yeah, and plus,
they're, like, grateful,

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you know, so they'll do it
with, like, almost anybody.

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Anybody?

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Well, that's me.

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Let's find Fez
a dirty housewife to love.

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Yeah, man, I'm in. Hyde?

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I don't know, guys.
I was gonna go watch <i>Donahue.</i>

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What do you think the chances
are of Fez getting burned?

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Pretty good.
Damn good.

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Then I am in.

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Hey.
Hey.

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So...

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Hey, look, I'm really sorry
about your mom.

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And, uh...

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I mean...

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Are you okay?

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I don't know. It's weird.

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Yeah, well, you know, it
won't make you feel any better,

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but for some reason
I brought you a casserole.

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I mean,

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why is it that every time
something bad happens,

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grownups always
think you need food?

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You know? You lost your job?

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"Congratulations, you got
a bucket of chicken!"

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I mean, the last
thing you want is to...

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Are these crushed potato chips?

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Look...

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Donna, look...

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I know we broke up,

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but I still, you know...

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I still care about you.

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Okay. Okay.

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So...

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Eric, in the bedroom.

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Oh, yeah, I knew that.

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I'll just... I'm gonna...

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Is that a tennis getup?

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Yup.

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Yeah, I'm out.

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What's his problem?
This is the

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perfect outfit for
picking up older ladies.

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Uh-huh. How's that?

183
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Well, everyone knows that

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horny older ladies hang out
at tennis clubs.

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Yeah, well, see, Fez,

186
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Point Place doesn't have a
tennis club or even a tennis court.

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We do have that concrete wall
behind the gym,

188
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but people mostly
use that just for

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smoking weed and
beating up freshmen.

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And foreign exchange students.

191
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You were new, okay?

192
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No. You know
where we've gotta go

193
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to get the ladies,
is the grocery store.

194
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Oh, the Piggly Wiggly?
I love the Piggly Wiggly.

195
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They have candy.

196
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Yeah. And older ladies.

197
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And candy.

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Yeah, but the important thing
is the older ladies.

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And candy.

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All right, Fez.
What do you want?

201
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The older ladies or the candy?

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Fine, you win.
The older ladies.

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Thank you.
And candy.

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It was the sport coat, right?

205
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Again?
Yes, please.

206
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:12,191
So, you don't want to cuddle?

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00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,069
That's cool.

208
00:12:22,577 --> 00:12:24,786
Bob thinks Midge is coming back?

209
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,415
That is the saddest
thing I ever heard.

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00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:33,212
Oh, come on, Kitty. Let
him think it. Who does it hurt?

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It hurts Bob.

212
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,757
Well, who else does it hurt?

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Steven.

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Red, Bob has to grieve
so the healing can begin.

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00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:51,564
But, Kitty, then
he'll grieve all over me.

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00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,568
Hey, remember that time
Bob ate a bad taco

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and grieved all inside your car?

218
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Thank you. Case closed.

219
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,786
Why would you bring that up?

220
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,165
Sorry, Mrs. Forman.

221
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It's just that it was gross,
so I think about it a lot.

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00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:19,717
Hi, kids. Good to see you.
Good to see you.

223
00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,513
Someone is looking
lovely today, Mom.

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What's with you, man?

225
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,892
Oh, I guess a little thing like

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getting back
together with your old gal

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puts a spring in a man's step.

228
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:36,651
You and Donna are back
together? That is wonderful!

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So did you talk things through?

230
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No.

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Then how do you know
you're back together?

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Yeah, we talked things through.

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Talked or grunted?

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Stifle.

235
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,301
Okay, well, good.

236
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,137
I'm gonna need details.

237
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:07,222
Oh, there will be
details aplenty

238
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,350
in my steamy
letter to <i>Penthouse.</i>

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00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:14,327
Okay, my mom's still
behind me, isn't she?

240
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,114
So you guys did it?

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Twice.

242
00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:26,617
Five times.

243
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,538
Nice.

244
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:35,209
And
you're back together?

245
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,877
Oh, yeah.
God, no.

246
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,215
It was like... magic.

247
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,342
Oh, I feel sick.

248
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,888
Yep, we're back together.

249
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,891
And, Hyde,
more than this, much...

250
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,728
more than this...

251
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,652
I'm sure he's
forgotten all about it.

252
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,046
Man, back when I was
cheating on Jackie,

253
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I used to meet a ton
of older ladies here.

254
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,343
Hello, Michael.

255
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:29,930
Hey, Joyce.

256
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,894
That's Coach Ferguson's wife!

257
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,773
Yeah. She's lonely,
and she drinks.

258
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,941
You're a Piggly Wiggly god.

259
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,068
Yeah.

260
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:47,865
Ooh-la-la!

261
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,536
Oh, me like.

262
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,956
Go make your move, man.

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00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,013
Aye, no.

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00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:17,895
After I painted
Midgie's bathroom pink,

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00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,480
sprinkled a little
lavender water

266
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:22,357
in her toilet like she likes,

267
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,235
I went out and got these
chocolates. I hope she likes them.

268
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,157
I guess we'll find out
when she comes back, huh?

269
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:30,157
Bob, she... I...

270
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:36,997
Oh, Bob, you poor,
dumb son of a bitch.

271
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,417
That's mean.

272
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,755
Bob, she's not coming back.

273
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,716
Yes, she is.
No, she's not.

274
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,551
Yes, she is.
No, she's not.

275
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,386
Yes, she is.
No, she's not!

276
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,429
Yes, she is!

277
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:53,973
Fine!

278
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,724
These chocolates
are for Midge, Bob?

279
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,518
They're for Midge? Fine!

280
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,478
Let's give them to Midge!

281
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,105
Here you go, Midge!

282
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,107
You're throwing away
Midgie's chocolates.

283
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,860
And why would I do that, Bob?

284
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,028
'Cause you're mean.

285
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:11,447
And why else?

286
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:16,903
She's not coming back, is she?

287
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,669
I knew that.

288
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,244
Listen, you wanna go get a beer?

289
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,930
Yeah. Yeah.

290
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,098
You're a good friend.

291
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,475
I might cry.

292
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,062
And I might hit you.

293
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,695
Michael, how could you bring

294
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:52,280
poor, sweet Fez
to the Piggly Wiggly?

295
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,411
There are a lot of footloose
women in that store.

296
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,371
Do you know Joyce Ferguson?

297
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,081
Who? No! That's a lie!

298
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,293
What? What?
What? What?

299
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,884
And you.

300
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:15,054
Grabbing strange rear ends
is no way to meet a nice girl.

301
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:19,391
It's rude,
ungentlemanly behavior

302
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,644
that will not be appreciated
by a woman of class.

303
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,154
And thank you for the
compliment. It made my day.

304
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,663
You know what I just noticed?
Mrs. Forman is hot.

305
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,124
Yeah, she's a cutie.

306
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,877
And firm.

307
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,633
You know, maybe we should
get her a sweater for Christmas.

308
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,892
She actually doesn't want
to be with you at all.

309
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,435
Isn't that hilarious?

310
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,606
Yeah, he thinks
you're back together.

311
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,066
It's really sad.

312
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:12,111
Hold on. What?

313
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,571
Look, she said she would've
done it with anybody.

314
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,451
No, no.
Donna wouldn't say that.

315
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,996
I mean, it was like I would've
done it with anybody.

316
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,499
Anybody?

317
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,087
Damn, and I was just over
there watching stupid <i>Donahue.</i>

318
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,174
Hey, let's do it right now.

319
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,927
Eric's gonna be so mad.

320
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,929
Are you mad?
So mad.

321
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,683
Yeah, I'm just kidding
about the "do it" stuff.

322
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,892
I'm sorry about your mom.

323
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,185
Thanks.

324
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,105
You know what?

325
00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:50,273
That's it.
She can't use me like this.

326
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,567
I'm going over there
to yell at her right now!

327
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,402
With yelling!

328
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,200
Seriously,
let's do it right now.

329
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,458
Okay, listen.
You need to tell me

330
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,544
what the hell you
think you're doing!

331
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,963
What am I doing?
Well, my mom left us,

332
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,214
so I'm boxing up her clothes,

333
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,050
because I can't
look at them anymore.

334
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,218
And I'm sorry for
needing you, but I did.

335
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,428
So if you have something
to say to me, just say it.

336
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,430
Okay, thank you!

337
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,433
I did have something to say,
and it was good!

338
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,979
But that was before you said your
mom stuff and your sad-clothes stuff,

339
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,732
and now my sex stuff...

340
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,442
sounds...

341
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:36,987
sucky.

342
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,386
Look, I'm sorry if
you thought that we...

343
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,620
No. No, I'm sorry.

344
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,250
Let's just... What...

345
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,891
What, do you need
some help or something?

346
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,214
Yeah, thanks.

347
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,265
Oh, my God.

348
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,893
Oh, my God.

349
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,813
This is mine.

350
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,362
Midge borrowed it,
and she never gave it back.

351
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,201
I bet my bra's here, too.

352
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,425
I miss
my li'l Midgers.

353
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,098
Bob, you know the rules.
You cry, you buy.

354
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,518
Three pitchers, please.

355
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,652
Hi.