1 00:00:04,756 --> 00:00:06,466 Hey, Mrs. Forman. 2 00:00:06,508 --> 00:00:09,010 My dad's making a cheese sandwich, but he's missing some stuff. 3 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:12,555 So, can I borrow bread and cheese? 4 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:16,392 Oh, your dad's having a hard time without your mom, isn't he? 5 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:20,062 Midge was the brains of that outfit? 6 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,525 Oh, I'm sorry, Donna. 7 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:27,069 - Sorry about what? - You, get Donna bread and cheese. 8 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:30,323 Okay. 9 00:00:30,365 --> 00:00:32,826 Wow. This is a really nice dress. 10 00:00:32,868 --> 00:00:36,371 I know. Isn't it fancy? 11 00:00:36,412 --> 00:00:38,999 It's for the Price Mart Ball tomorrow night. 12 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,751 Oh, right, the Price Mart Ball. 13 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:44,796 So who are you taking? Who's the lucky lady? 14 00:00:44,838 --> 00:00:48,967 Oh, well, I decided not to go. 15 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:51,344 - Personal choice. - You don't have a date, do you? 16 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,222 Okay, you know what? 17 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,558 It's not about, "Can I get a date?" 18 00:00:56,599 --> 00:01:00,144 It's about this great book that I'm, like, halfway through. 19 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:02,564 Plus, you know, I could get a date. 20 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:04,900 I've got numbers, buddy. 21 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:10,822 Sure you do, honey. You're number one with me. 22 00:01:10,864 --> 00:01:15,159 You're going tomorrow night, and you'd better not go stag, Eric. 23 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:19,831 There's nothing worse than an 80-pound boy dancing with his mommy all night. 24 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:22,876 You know what? I'll go. 25 00:01:22,918 --> 00:01:24,544 I told you I would, like, months ago. 26 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:26,546 But that was before the 27 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:30,466 - ugliness. - Eric, I'm over it. 28 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:33,093 Hey, I'm over it. 29 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,180 Oh, I'm... I'm over it. 30 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:43,145 Plus, I mean, last year they had all-you-can-eat shrimp. 31 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:46,441 Well, I mean, you know, I'm over it. 32 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:48,443 Hey, I'm over it. Yeah, I'm over it. 33 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:52,614 I was just worried that you might think it was weird, 34 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:53,949 us going out on a date. 35 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:57,201 So, I mean, you know, the concern laid with you. 36 00:01:57,243 --> 00:02:00,622 Eric, it's not a date. 37 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,374 It's not, I know. I know it's not a date. It's not a date. 38 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:04,584 It's a 39 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,128 shrimp fest. 40 00:02:08,088 --> 00:02:09,965 A festival of shrimp, if you will. 41 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:12,926 - Exactly. - So... 42 00:02:12,968 --> 00:02:15,136 - I'll see you tomorrow night. - Okay. 43 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,474 See, now, look. 44 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:21,935 My little prince is going to the ball. 45 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,983 ♪ Hanging out 46 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:31,945 ♪ Down the street 47 00:02:32,946 --> 00:02:35,156 ♪ The same old thing 48 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:39,119 ♪ We did last week 49 00:02:39,953 --> 00:02:43,164 ♪ Not a thing to do 50 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:47,794 ♪ But talk to you 51 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:49,796 ♪ We're all all right 52 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:52,007 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 53 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:54,258 Hello, Wisconsin! 54 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,559 So, Forman, you break up with Donna, 55 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,062 but you still get to have sex and go out on dates with her? 56 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,315 Ride the big red wave, dude. 57 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:15,113 I should break up with Donna. "Donna, we are through. 58 00:03:15,155 --> 00:03:16,656 "Let the sex and dating begin." 59 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:21,285 Oh, no. It's not a date. 60 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:24,831 We're just friends now, because she's over it. 61 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:30,252 - Well, guess who else is over it? - I am. 62 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,212 - Me, too. - So over it. 63 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,550 Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay? 64 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,635 When Jackie dumped me, you know what she said? 65 00:03:37,677 --> 00:03:41,097 "Something, something. Never wanna see you again. 66 00:03:41,139 --> 00:03:43,641 "Blah-blah-blah." 67 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:45,393 Hey, you think that didn't hurt? 68 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,854 Okay, you know what? 69 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:50,231 - I'm done talking about this. - Good. 70 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,942 But I will say this. 71 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:56,362 If she doesn't want it to be a date, then it won't be a date. 72 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,032 I am so cool with that, because, as we all know, 73 00:03:59,074 --> 00:04:01,784 I am very mature. 74 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,828 Now, if you would all please excuse me, 75 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:06,247 my mommy has to iron my corduroys. 76 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,961 Ah, women. 77 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:14,255 Am I right, guys? 78 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:17,383 Ah, who am I kidding? 79 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:20,261 There's no woman for Fez. 80 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:24,724 What must Fez do to get a woman? 81 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:28,103 Well, for one thing, he's gotta cut out that third-person crap. 82 00:04:28,144 --> 00:04:29,645 It's weird. 83 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:31,313 You are Fez. 84 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:34,525 You know something else? 85 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:36,611 Shoes say a lot about a man. 86 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:39,530 In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin." 87 00:04:43,118 --> 00:04:44,702 Damn you, boots. 88 00:04:46,037 --> 00:04:48,164 What else have you told them? 89 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:51,126 Hey, Fez, 90 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:53,795 seeing you wear those chukkas makes me wanna up-chukka. 91 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,506 - Nice. - Yeah. 92 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,718 It's like I ate too many chukka-late chip cookies. 93 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,011 Okay. 94 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:05,932 Yeah, how much wood could a woodchukka chukka... 95 00:05:05,974 --> 00:05:08,309 Hey. Shut the chukka up. 96 00:05:09,936 --> 00:05:12,354 How am I supposed to afford new boots? 97 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:13,731 My Bible-thumping host parents 98 00:05:13,773 --> 00:05:16,317 won't give me an allowance because I am a pagan. 99 00:05:18,069 --> 00:05:20,947 You know, Leo's looking for help down at The Fotohut. 100 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,867 The Fotohut, huh? 101 00:05:24,909 --> 00:05:27,328 I can really picture myself there. 102 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:32,250 That job and I will really click. 103 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:35,335 Oh, I am on a roll 104 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,255 of film. 105 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,340 Ow! 106 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,679 Don't be so negative. 107 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:48,975 I am the king. 108 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,774 You sure you wanna get in the Fotohut game? 109 00:05:56,816 --> 00:06:00,611 Now, it can chew you up and spit you out like a stick of gum, 110 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:03,323 or something that seemed edible till you put it in your mouth 111 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,658 and then you realized it's not. 112 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:08,244 Or a stick of gum. 113 00:06:08,286 --> 00:06:09,996 - What kind of gum? - Big Red. 114 00:06:10,038 --> 00:06:12,707 Oh, that's fine. 115 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:16,794 Okay, you're hired, but you're on probation. 116 00:06:16,836 --> 00:06:18,963 No, wait. I'm on probation. 117 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,635 Oh, wow, I gotta go see my probation officer. 118 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:32,392 - So he's my new boss? - Welcome to paradise. 119 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,487 Oh, Red, don't the kids look nice for their date? 120 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,365 Yeah. Nice as hell. 121 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,952 - Oh, well, thanks, Mrs. Forman. - Actually, Mom, 122 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:53,915 as Donna so thoughtfully pointed out earlier, this isn't a date. 123 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:57,919 Well, I just... I like seeing you two together. You look so natural. 124 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,004 But we're not together. 125 00:07:00,046 --> 00:07:02,715 Well, sure you are. I'm looking right at you. 126 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,011 Let's spend the night in the driveway looking at the kids. 127 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:08,888 That's what I wanna do. 128 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:14,685 Oh, hang on one sec. 129 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,188 Oh, hey, Donna? 130 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:20,482 Why don't you make like a circle and go 'round, okay? 131 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:21,644 That's right. Like a circle. 132 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:26,447 - Slide over or I'll hit you in the head. - All right. 133 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,661 - You got yelled at. - Shut up. 134 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,463 Oh, okay, this is us. 135 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:44,882 See? This is great. 136 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:48,594 Being out together, not on a date, just friends. 137 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:51,722 I feel, like, virtually nothing for you. 138 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:54,142 Me, too. Here, let's have a seat. 139 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,936 Here you go. Oh, whoops. Not a date. 140 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:58,520 - Eric! - I'm sorry. 141 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,356 Okay, minor glitch. 142 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:04,152 Let's let the good times roll. 143 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:09,991 Isn't this nice? 144 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,826 Okay, Kitty. Enough jawing. 145 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,245 Drinks are only free for the first two hours. 146 00:08:14,287 --> 00:08:16,331 Oh, do you think they have peach schnapps? 147 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:18,499 Peach is my favorite schnapp. 148 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:24,422 Hi. I'm Lyle. Housewares manager in Oshkosh. 149 00:08:24,464 --> 00:08:26,632 Hi. Eric, stock boy, Point Place. 150 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,509 And this is my friend, 151 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,387 Donna. 152 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:33,555 We're not on a date, even though, I mean... 153 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:34,974 Even though I did pay for her. 154 00:08:35,016 --> 00:08:36,058 But what can you do? 155 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:39,228 Tell me, Lyle, are you here on a real date? 156 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:41,481 Hey, that's Stewie. Stewie. 157 00:08:45,443 --> 00:08:48,237 Nice going. Scared off Lyle. 158 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:50,490 Now we'll never meet Stewie. 159 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:53,368 Eric, what is wrong with you? 160 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:56,120 Hey, guy, put your arm around your date. 161 00:08:56,162 --> 00:08:59,540 - Oh, no, she's not my date... - Oh, just shut up and take the picture. 162 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,676 Ta-da! 163 00:09:15,181 --> 00:09:16,557 Quitting time, chief? 164 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,395 No. 165 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:23,856 I devised a system to streamline our operations. 166 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:27,485 From now on, all orders will be filed alphabetically. 167 00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:29,611 So the size of a customer's boobs? 168 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,073 No longer a factor. 169 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:35,659 You see, it saves time. And time, my friend, is money. 170 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,828 But money is not time. 171 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,164 You'd think it would go both ways, but it doesn't. 172 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,048 Hey. 173 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:51,426 Moby Dick called. He wants his shrimp back. 174 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:57,390 It's those hilarious jokes that I miss so much since we broke up. 175 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:05,940 So, uh, should I get us some punch or... 176 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,192 Wait. Do you get the punch? Oh, no. 177 00:10:08,234 --> 00:10:09,777 How do we get the punch? 178 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:13,864 Eric, stop it. You're being an ass. 179 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:16,867 Well, why don't you just, you know, get over it? 180 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:22,164 I only said that because I wanna be friends again. 181 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:25,667 I mean, I wish we could pretend that we were never boyfriend and girlfriend 182 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,754 and just, you know, be friends. 183 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,715 Donna, it's hard. It's not like being friends with Hyde, okay? 184 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,301 I haven't, you know, 185 00:10:34,469 --> 00:10:36,304 touched his fun parts. 186 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,640 Well, on purpose. 187 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:45,896 - We used to have a lot of fun together. - Yeah. 188 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,778 Just like there used to be shrimp in the world. 189 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,067 Okay. 190 00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:53,195 Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 191 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,906 When I get back, we're gonna have a lot of fun together. 192 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:57,283 - Okay. - Okay. 193 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:08,544 Hello. 194 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,672 Hi, I'm Connie. Pet Supplies, Sheboygan. 195 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,675 Do you, uh, wanna dance? 196 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:17,928 Oh, uh... 197 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,680 Yeah, I'm kind of here with someone, so... 198 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,392 Okay. Well, maybe I'll see you around. 199 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:24,644 Okay. 200 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,692 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Okay, you hurt my arm. 201 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:38,366 She was a real looker, and for some reason, she talked to you. 202 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,535 - Go get her. - What? No. 203 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,537 Dad, Donna's here. 204 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:46,248 Well, Donna's off having fun, while you're sitting here being a big lump. 205 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,792 Okay, first of all, 206 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,795 you are way too involved with my life, okay? 207 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:55,715 And second of all, Donna's not having fun. She's in the bathroom. 208 00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:05,476 That's not the bathroom. 209 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,606 Now go talk to that girl before she comes to her senses 210 00:12:10,648 --> 00:12:13,693 and wants nothing to do with you. 211 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,238 Oh, God. Your mother's doing shots with Gladys from Housewares. 212 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,822 Kitty, put it down. 213 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,795 My wife left me. I don't cook. I don't shop. I'm hungry. 214 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:37,216 This place scares me, and I like Salisbury steak. 215 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:40,010 So you don't cook or shop, and your idea of a nice meal 216 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,638 is gristly hamburger smothered in goo? 217 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,764 What woman could let all that go? 218 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:48,269 Hey, I've got an upside. 219 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,481 There are things. 220 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,358 I know. You're a good guy. 221 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,319 A good, old-fashioned, out-of-touch, Stone Age guy. 222 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,530 But, you know, there's nothing wrong with you 223 00:12:59,572 --> 00:13:01,781 that changing yourself completely couldn't fix. 224 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,785 Thank you. 225 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,913 Here. In the meantime, have a pretzel. 226 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,832 - I can tell you haven't eaten anything. - I am pretty hungry. 227 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,168 Oh, never shop when you're hungry, 228 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,796 'cause you'll end up at home with 15 Salisbury steaks. 229 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,425 Give me those. 230 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:22,720 See, the problem is, I have a daughter at home. 231 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:25,139 I think I'm gonna have to start feeding her. 232 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,851 I don't think I can do this. 233 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,980 Of course you can't. Lucky for you, I'm here. 234 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,815 Now we just gotta find everything you need to make a meat loaf. 235 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,943 Wow, you're gonna make me a meatloaf? 236 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,321 No. You're gonna make me a meatloaf. 237 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,200 Okay, but sometimes I burn myself on the oven. 238 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,372 - I'm, uh... I'm Bob. - Joanne. 239 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,040 Now haul ass, Bob. 240 00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,089 - Oh. - Oh. 241 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,676 Sorry. Sorry. Oh, Donna. Oh. Oh. 242 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:04,470 So are you having fun at the big ball? 243 00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,681 Um, yeah. You know, at first I wasn't. 244 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,848 - Eric was being really jerky and weird. - Uh-huh. 245 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,726 Well, he does that. 246 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,604 I mean, if he gets me a glass of punch, 247 00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:15,206 it's not like we have to sleep together. 248 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,857 Well, it would have to be pretty good punch. 249 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,987 They have an open bar. 250 00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:26,950 Oh, I just wish Eric could relax. 251 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:29,662 Well, I think he can. 252 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,834 Oh! Oh! 253 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,127 Oh, good for him. I'm... I'm glad. 254 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,880 He's dancing with a beautiful skank! 255 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,060 Well, I will say this about Price Mart. 256 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,895 They have wonderful balls. 257 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,486 Red, grab that centerpiece. 258 00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:05,614 Oh! Hey, here's another. 259 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,659 Donna, honey, grab that centerpiece. 260 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:11,245 Kitty, how many centerpieces do we need? 261 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,748 Red, they are centerpieces! 262 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:24,925 - Okay, so don't lose my number, all right? - All right. 263 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:35,352 Eric, what the hell? 264 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,899 - What? - Why are you kissing her? 265 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,110 - You're on a date with me. - It wasn't a date. 266 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,738 Well, it is now, you bastard! 267 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:48,490 Now come open my car door for me before I kick your ass! 268 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,747 The Fotohut's cool. 269 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:57,750 Hyde, your job kicks ass. 270 00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:01,378 Yeah. I never thought I'd be a workingman, man. 271 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,506 But, man, here I am, 272 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,634 working for the man. 273 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,594 Do you know what, man? 274 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,679 I like the man. 275 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,390 Hey, thanks, man. 276 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:19,855 So, my probation officer was sure happy I came by. 277 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,026 He even wants to see me for some additional years. 278 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,780 He's a good guy. 279 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,617 Ugly, fat, whore-y, old, 280 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:34,995 whore-y, old, four-eyes, ugly, fat. 281 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,791 Oh, this one's kind of cute. 282 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,419 I mean, for a fatty. 283 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,254 Ahhh! 284 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:47,048 I mean, for a whore? 285 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,010 God damn, Jackie! What do you want me to say? 286 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,975 That's it. I cannot work like this. 287 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,977 Anyone who doesn't have to be here must leave. 288 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,395 - Fez. - I said, leave. 289 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,610 Damn, Fez. You've only been here one day 290 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:09,571 and you're already trying to change everything. 291 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:13,033 Yeah. It's like we crossed into some different dimension 292 00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:15,661 where we're in some kind of 293 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,038 Fotohut. 294 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,042 It's eerie, man. 295 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,797 And then you encourage him and what happens? 296 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:31,176 He ends up kissing a girl while he's on a date with another girl. 297 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:36,056 Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Forman family. 298 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,103 Red, I am not drunk. 299 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,438 I am upset 300 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,524 and drunk. 301 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,864 All I know is, that is not the way to behave on a date. 302 00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:54,449 - It wasn't a date! - It wasn't a date! 303 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,117 - Oh, please. - Oh, please. 304 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:03,541 Good morning. 305 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,629 No. It was morning when I got here, on time. 306 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,509 Now put this on. 307 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:18,139 Clever, huh? Yes, very. 308 00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:22,185 Fez, 309 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,273 working here is about goofing off. 310 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,317 You know, creating a model of inefficiency. 311 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,194 You're ruining the Fotohut, man. 312 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,989 And if you think I'm gonna stand idly by, 313 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,491 you're right, 'cause that's what I do here. 314 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,039 Oh, Hyde, you're here early. 315 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,710 Oh, slick uniform, man. 316 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,712 Is that how you spell Fotohut? 317 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:51,131 Yes, but Hyde won't wear it. 318 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,803 Something's gotta change around here, man. 319 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,137 Amen. 320 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,687 I don't like what's going on here, man. 321 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,148 That little dude's making us all look bad. 322 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,070 I'm afraid the boss is gonna fire me. 323 00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:14,822 Leo, you are the boss. 324 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,160 Did you fire him yet? I'll take his shifts. 325 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,498 Hey, dude, man, 326 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,750 I think we decided that you're fired. 327 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,461 Oh. 328 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,172 Well, that's a cold slap in the groin. 329 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,926 How am I supposed to afford my new boots? 330 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:38,804 Here. Just do what I do, man. 331 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:42,641 Just get some money out of the register when the boss isn't looking. 332 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,813 Once again, Leo, you are the boss. 333 00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,648 And I'm not looking. 334 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:08,208 - Hey, kissy-face. - Ah. Well, 335 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,878 if it isn't 336 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:13,630 Kooky McShrimp-lover, 337 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,051 who doesn't know how she feels 338 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:20,387 coming over here like everything's normal and nothing happened last night. 339 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,598 Yep, that's my Kooky McShrimp-lover. 340 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,643 I know. I freaked out. I'm sorry. 341 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:31,606 Well, that's a first. 342 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,942 Well, this is complicated, okay? 343 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:37,779 I mean, we do wanna be friends, right? 344 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,948 Yeah. I don't wanna be nothing. 345 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,450 Okay. Well, then, maybe some rules will help. 346 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,578 Like, when we're out on a date that's not a date, 347 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,039 we can't make out with slutty girls. 348 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:52,669 Or that could just be a rule for me. 349 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,505 Yeah, I mean, Donna, feel free... No, feel encouraged 350 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,966 to make out with all the slutty girls you want. 351 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,346 What is this? Is this... 352 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,266 Kissy-girl's phone number? 353 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,769 Uh-huh. 354 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,063 Okay, see you. 355 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,941 Ew. 356 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,316 Ahhh! 357 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:21,740 I got it. Her phone number is 7-2-9-3-6. 358 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,122 I think there are a couple more numbers than that. 359 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,873 Really? Oh, yeah. 360 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,417 It's 7-2-9-3-6, 361 00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,378 ampersand? 362 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,802 Maybe, but I just don't really know how to dial that. 363 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,179 You just... 364 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:45,430 Oh, yeah. That'd be hard.