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So, what are you boys
doing tonight?
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Well, this evening, Miss Big Rhonda
returns from the dirt farms of Mississippi.
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I am off to the bus station,
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and she will melt
into my loving arms.
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Well, you better wear a
raincoat, 'cause she ain't small.
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She is big, isn't she?
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Well, I'm taking this chick up to the
lake for some, you know, bird watching.
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Ooh, bird watching.
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I think me and Jackie are
going to go "bird watching," too.
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It's cool, 'cause they don't
know what we're talking about.
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Think they cracked it, Kelso.
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Well, I guess it's just us
three musketeers tonight, huh?
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"All for one
and one for all," right?
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Well, actually,
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your father and I
were gonna do some reading.
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Upstairs.
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Together.
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What your mom's trying to
say is, "Go away for 20 minutes."
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Forty-five minutes, Red.
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- Thirty.
- Thirty-five.
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Fine. Get lost for 35 minutes.
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Fine.
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But you know what? I got
a little question for you.
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Why even have kids if you ain't
gonna spend any time with them?
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I suggest you use your 35
minutes to think about that.
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He needs a new girlfriend.
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Come on, Kitty.
You're on the clock.
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Oh, you know what?
Just turn off your clock.
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I'm gonna go talk to him.
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You can't turn off the clock!
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Oh, she doesn't
understand the clock.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Cocoa puff!
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Mashed potato!
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- What are you doing here?
- Well, I wanted to see you,
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because I wanted to
ask you something.
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- Would you go out with me
this Saturday?
- Oh, my God. 'Course I will!
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Can't
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breathe.
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It hurts.
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Ah, suck it up.
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Wow.
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Strong girl.
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Crap-alula.
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Fez just asked me out.
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I'm so nervous, and I left my
asthma puffer in Mississippi.
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I've never been on a real
date. What am I gonna wear?
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Who cares? You could be naked
with a welding hat
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and Fez would
still be all over you.
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Well, that sounds like fun.
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But I want it to be special.
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- You know what? We'll help you get ready.
- Really?
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Oh, that'd be great.
I wanna look pretty.
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Pretty?
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Oh, sweetie, maybe you can
learn some jokes or something.
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Look, dropout, this coupon says
20 cents off the athlete's foot cream.
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- So pay up!
- Is there a problem here?
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This sad little man has
fungusy feet but won't spend the 20...
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Stacy.
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Mr. Forman,
his coupon expired.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Here's your 20 cents.
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Now, you come again, huh?
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- Mushroom foot.
- Stacy.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Forman.
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It's just that
he's such a dumb ass.
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I like you.
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Hey, you know who I like?
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Nixon?
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Stacy, that cute new cashier
at work.
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You should ask her out.
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Sorry, Dad. I don't like to dip
my pen in the company ink.
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Well, I don't like you being
home three Fridays in a row.
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Look, if you don't have
the guts to talk to her,
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I'll pave the way.
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Hey. Listen, if anyone's
gonna talk to her, I'll talk to her.
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Well, then we know
no one's gonna talk to her.
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Hey, I might.
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You...
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You still like girls,
don't you, Son?
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No, Dad, they're yucky.
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Oh, my God.
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I know. She is seriously hot.
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No, not her. This KISS
alarm clock. Check it out.
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Wake up.
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Yeah, this I like.
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Forman, you have
a responsibility to all of us
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to find out
what's underneath that smock.
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I bet it's boobs.
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So, spying on her, huh?
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Well, that's mature.
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Why don't you just
pull her hair and run?
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- Yes, let's do that.
- All right. All right, all right.
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All right.
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All right, I'm gonna go do this.
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- Yeah, all right. I can't do this.
- Oh, jeez.
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- I'll go talk to her.
- No!
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What? Now you're gonna
start listening to me?
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Go! Grease the wheels, pal.
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Thanks for doing this.
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I know you guys'll
make me pretty and stuff.
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Rhonda, it's no problem.
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We'll just help you
pick some nice clothes.
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Clean clothes. And,
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maybe do your hair...
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Clean hair.
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Okay, the beauty ambulance
has arrived!
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So, first things first. Let's
get rid of those shoulder pads.
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What shoulder pads?
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Okay.
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So, Stacy, my son Eric
is about your age.
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And he's a real nice guy.
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Skinny, but nice.
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And I was thinking,
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the two of you should go out.
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What do you say?
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Well, I kind of
like someone else.
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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Hey.
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- So, does she like me?
- Who?
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- Stacy.
- Who's Stacy?
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- She's not interested.
- She's not interested?
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How can she not be interested?
Who is she?
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See? I knew I shouldn't have
let you talk to her.
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Great. Now she thinks
I'm a freak.
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Oh, she doesn't think
you're a freak. Does she?
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Yes. Yes, she does.
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- You better
stay away from her.
- Well, your father's right.
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If anyone's a freak, she is.
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Did Stacy actually
use the word "freak"?
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Why don't you just let it go?
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Maybe the reason
girls don't like you
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is because you just
don't let things go!
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Stacy was saying
just that thing today.
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I'm gonna go take a bath.
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Well, now, who is this Stacy
who doesn't like my son?
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I have half a mind
to call her mother.
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I tried to set Eric up with
this pretty girl at work...
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Well, not pretty.
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Decent. Less ugly than most.
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Good enough for a young boy,
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but no man would be interested.
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Red, what are you talking about?
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Why can't anyone in this
family just let things go?
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Red, you're blushing.
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Don't tell me
she has a crush on you.
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- Kitty, I don't wanna
talk about it.
- Okay.
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So, do you
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like her back?
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Hi, Stacy.
Hi, I'm Eric Forman.
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Look, I feel a little silly about
my dad asking you out for me.
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You probably thought I was like,
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ugly or, slow or something.
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So I just wanted to say, "Hi."
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You know, give you
a chance to, you know,
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take a gander at the goods,
so to speak...
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And see if maybe tomorrow
night you wanted to have dinner?
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At your house?
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Will your dad be there?
'Cause I'll go if he's there.
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Okay.
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What, do you, like...
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Do you, like, like my dad?
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Oh, my God! You like my dad?
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Do you know
if he's seeing anyone?
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Yeah.
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My mom.
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And they bought
furniture together, so...
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Yeah, I think
it's pretty serious.
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Ladies sit up straight.
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Candy.
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- Jackie, she doesn't
have to sit like that.
- Yes, she does.
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- Stop doing that!
- You stop doing that!
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Hey! If I don't get a freaking
M&M, I'm gonna start swinging!
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You stay out of this.
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Jackie, try to be
more sensitive.
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Donna, I am not gonna send her
on her date looking like Sasquatch.
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Huh?
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She said
you're very pretty. "Atch."
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Hey, guys. I got news.
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Turns out
Stacy doesn't even like me.
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Yeah, we kind of expected that.
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I thought you said you had news.
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Well, yeah. Here it comes.
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She likes Red.
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Oh, my God!
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You're gonna have to leave town!
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- Why?
- 'Cause we're gonna
tell everyone!
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Tell me this. How'd the
50-year-old guy get the girl?
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Look at me.
I'm an attractive man.
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Well, I got you.
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Technically, I got you.
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And then you blew it.
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Which means you didn't
lose it, 'cause you never had it.
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See, there's your silver lining.
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Eric, you have a lot of good
qualities. I mean, you're funny. Like...
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Well, what just happened
to you is funny.
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Look, that chick likes Red
'cause he's a tough guy,
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a hard-ass.
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You? You're soft.
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How soft is he, Hyde?
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Softer than Liberace
at the Playboy Mansion.
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Yeah!
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'Cause he plays piano.
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Wait.
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Oh!
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Burn!
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You guys kill me.
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00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,005
Look.
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How come Red is such
a hard-ass, and I am so...
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I mean...
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Okay, when a bear has a baby,
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it's a little bear, right?
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00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,602
My dad's a bear, but I'm like...
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A duck.
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00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:06,824
Eric, you were a bear
when you were born,
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but Red pounded you into
the duck that we know and love.
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00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:17,042
So, what are you saying?
It's Red's fault?
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Yeah. But the good news is,
as a duck,
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you can move more easily
through the water.
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And now,
back to Night of the Living Dead.
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Is everything okay
over there, Stacy?
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Come here, Mr. Forman.
I wanna show you something.
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Holy crap!
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You're a zombie!
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I want Red.
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Red. How could you?
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She's a sexy zombie!
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She overpowered me!
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00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,384
I knew I couldn't trust you,
you cheater!
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Kitty!
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What the hell was that?
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Oh, Kitty.
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Oh, I need to talk to you.
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I just wanna say,
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with regard to this
Stacy thing...
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Look.
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I'm bound to attract
a certain amount of attention.
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I can't help that.
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- But I would never...
- Oh, Red. You wouldn't stray.
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You've got too much character.
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00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,561
And who could blame her
for being interested?
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You're certainly interesting
to me.
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Really?
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Do you have some spare time?
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Why? Am I on the clock?
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00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:21,500
I'm thinking 45 minutes.
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Oh.
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The scenic route.
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I give you the new Rhonda!
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First time in heels.
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So, where's Fez?
261
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:49,528
Oh, he's nervous,
so he's in the "whoo-hoo."
262
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,199
Have you been working on her
all night?
263
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,576
She wouldn't even let me pee.
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I'd squash her like a bug
if I could catch her.
265
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But I do look pretty.
266
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Rhonda, is that you?
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Boy, you look like
a different girl.
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Do you like it?
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Well, I thought we would begin our
evening with a hot dog eating contest.
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00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,689
Now, I realize
you're county champion,
271
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,858
but I think I could
make it interesting.
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Sorry, Fez.
273
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:34,031
I don't eat hot dogs
for glory or money anymore.
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It's not ladylike.
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- Says who?
- Says them.
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Them?
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What have you meddling whores
done to my Rhonda?
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- It was Jackie.
- It was Donna.
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Fez, she wouldn't
let her pee or eat.
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00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:59,180
- Donna called her Sasquatch.
- That was you, too!
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Shut up!
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Shut up. I just want her back like
she was the first night I met her.
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On her knees, chugging beer
straight from the keg.
284
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,445
But, Fez, I threw up twice
that night.
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Yes.
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All over my heart.
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You big, lovable, clumsy galoot.
288
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And now, it is time
that you two left.
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00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,177
Good day.
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00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:40,263
- But, Fez.
- He said, "Good day!"
291
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,112
So I'm a duck, huh?
292
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,120
Yeah, we'll see who's a duck.
293
00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,374
Oh, hey, there you are.
294
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,417
Yeah, we need to talk, man.
295
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,046
I've been thinking about
this whole Stacy thing...
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00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:16,466
It's your fault. Yeah.
297
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,426
You were too tough on me,
so now I'm soft.
298
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:21,722
Oh, boo-hoo.
299
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,728
You don't know the first thing
about tough.
300
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,647
My old man was tough.
301
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,358
When I was your age,
he shipped me off to the Navy.
302
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,528
He sure as hell wasn't setting
me up with cute cashiers,
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00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,698
which I'm sorry I did,
because now I've got this
304
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,993
creepy little girl giving me
google eyes all day,
305
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:45,245
sticking heart-shaped notes
in my locker.
306
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,249
And on top of it all,
307
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:53,795
I had to have a talk with
your mother about infidelity.
308
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,256
That was unpleasant!
309
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:03,222
So you just be grateful that your
dad doesn't yell at you 24 hours a day!
310
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,141
And don't give me that look,
because this isn't yelling!
311
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,475
When I yell, you'll know it!
312
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,275
Well, thanks. Good talk.
313
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,487
Man, look at all this stuff.
314
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:23,575
I just realized how happy I am
not to be a girl.
315
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,369
Well, that should have
happened at a much younger age.
316
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:38,173
- How long was I out?
- Long enough.
317
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:42,594
You guys wanna get a burger?
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00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:44,972
Out in public?
Okay, I'll drive.
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00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:47,849
I'll buy.