1 00:00:08,468 --> 00:00:10,762 Now, Michael. Michael, for your yearbook picture, 2 00:00:10,804 --> 00:00:13,723 don't forget to do the over-the-shoulder shot. That's the best one. 3 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:18,019 Oh, yeah. I love that pose. 4 00:00:18,812 --> 00:00:20,647 It makes me look coy. 5 00:00:22,941 --> 00:00:24,359 Ha. 6 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,862 Hey, guys, Tommy Hedges just got his picture taken 7 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:28,029 with a big, old booger. 8 00:00:29,656 --> 00:00:32,784 So, why were you in Tommy Hedges' picture? 9 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:37,622 So, wait. He had a booger, and you didn't tell him? 10 00:00:37,664 --> 00:00:40,041 He'll find out. It'll be in the yearbook. 11 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:44,671 It's true. That's how I found out I was adorable. 12 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,674 No, seriously. 13 00:00:47,716 --> 00:00:50,510 The only thing more important than your yearbook picture 14 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:51,761 is your yearbook quote. 15 00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:53,429 I already got that covered. 16 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:57,017 My quote's gonna be, "What a long, strange trip it's been". 17 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:59,477 Yeah, that's freaking profound. 18 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:03,189 Kelso, every lame-o hippie 19 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,734 in the history of time has used that quote. 20 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:08,737 Well, yeah. That's 'cause it's good. 21 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:12,156 No, Michael. Your quote has to be meaningful, 22 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:13,509 so you can remember the good times 23 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:17,913 when you're, like, 30, with no reason left to live. 24 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:20,498 Okay, hidden in Jackie's extremely 25 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:23,125 disturbing thought is a grain of truth. 26 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,753 We need a really good quote this year. 27 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:27,672 Well, all the best quotes are about things that mean a lot to you. 28 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:29,841 Like, for example, me. 29 00:01:29,883 --> 00:01:32,719 Or my hair, or my personality, 30 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:36,973 or the sparkle I bring to your dull, grey lives. 31 00:01:37,015 --> 00:01:39,684 Or the feeling of relief we get when you leave the room. 32 00:01:41,394 --> 00:01:44,146 No. You know what? We need a quote about all of us. 33 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,482 Like, maybe, like, how we all met. 34 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:48,234 Remember how we first met? 35 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,195 Oh, is this a sexy story? 36 00:01:53,031 --> 00:01:54,741 It's really more sad than sexy. 37 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:57,159 Yeah. 38 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:59,121 That's pretty much how it goes for you, isn't it? 39 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:01,372 Yeah. 40 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:10,590 Okay, now, got your brownies for the new neighbors, Eric? 41 00:02:10,632 --> 00:02:12,133 Yes, Mommy. 42 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:15,095 How do I look? 43 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,554 Well, you got a little something... 44 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:18,056 Don't touch it! 45 00:02:18,098 --> 00:02:21,851 I had to sleep sitting up to keep it like this. 46 00:02:21,893 --> 00:02:24,562 Well, I just hope these new neighbors are better than the last one. 47 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:27,356 That Gus Griffin was a complete dumbass. 48 00:02:29,985 --> 00:02:31,611 Hiya, neighbors! 49 00:02:31,653 --> 00:02:35,448 Well, hello. We were just coming to welcome you. 50 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:38,367 Looks like we beat you to the punchity-punch. 51 00:02:39,619 --> 00:02:41,162 Oh, damn. 52 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,918 I'm Bob Pinciotti. This is my daughter, Donna. 53 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,419 My wife Midge'll be over later. 54 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:50,170 Her thumb's caught in something right now. 55 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:54,884 Well, we've all done that. 56 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,720 I guess. 57 00:02:57,762 --> 00:03:00,890 Well, I'm Kitty, and this is Red, 58 00:03:00,932 --> 00:03:03,183 and this is our son Eric. 59 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:06,646 Eric, say hello to Donna. 60 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,571 What are you looking at, string bean? 61 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:20,535 Wow. 62 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,202 You're strong. 63 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,044 ♪ Hanging out 64 00:03:30,545 --> 00:03:32,463 ♪ Down the street 65 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,967 ♪ The same old thing 66 00:03:37,886 --> 00:03:39,762 ♪ We did last week 67 00:03:40,889 --> 00:03:44,225 ♪ Not a thing to do 68 00:03:45,018 --> 00:03:48,229 ♪ But talk to you 69 00:03:48,897 --> 00:03:50,899 ♪ We're all all right 70 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:53,151 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 71 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:55,236 Hello, Wisconsin! 72 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:05,371 That's... Yeah, go ahead and laugh. 73 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:08,666 None of you were punched by Madam Man-fist here. 74 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,920 But you were creepy. What can I say? 75 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:13,671 Forman beat up by a girl. 76 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:16,298 Seems like only yesterday. 77 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,259 Oh, wait. I think it happened yesterday, too. 78 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,179 That's... You like that story, Hyde? 79 00:04:21,221 --> 00:04:23,115 Maybe I should talk about the first time you and I met. 80 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,306 - No. - Yes. 81 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,350 - No! You promised! - Yes. I'm telling! 82 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:31,564 Thanks for walking me home, Steven. 83 00:04:31,606 --> 00:04:35,526 That redheaded girl hits really hard. 84 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:39,363 Some advice? Never let a girl stand on your head like that. 85 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:41,699 Bad for the rep. 86 00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:44,035 Okay, Steven. 87 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:45,494 And it's Hyde. 88 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:47,247 Thanks, Hyde. 89 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:50,083 Hey, wouldn't it be funny if my last name was Seek? 90 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:52,252 You know, Hyde and Seek! 91 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,046 That's stupid. 92 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:57,799 And you owe me a quarter. 93 00:05:00,093 --> 00:05:03,387 Well, now. Who do we have here? 94 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:05,640 This is Hyde. 95 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:09,018 Oh, you have a new little friend. 96 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,479 Red, get the camera. 97 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,315 I'm not his friend. I'm a hired gun. 98 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,860 Kitty, don't embarrass the boy. 99 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:21,030 Oh, don't be silly. It's nice to have a new friend. 100 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:23,658 Especially one who's so dirty. 101 00:05:24,993 --> 00:05:26,786 You know what's fun? 102 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,544 I'm sorry, Son. 103 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,969 If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll kill you. 104 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,646 Now I have to kill you. 105 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:58,318 I don't know. I like to bathe with friends. 106 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,196 They can reach places you can't. 107 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:04,364 Yeah. That's probably best kept to yourself, buddy. 108 00:06:06,201 --> 00:06:07,994 You guys, look at Eric's last-year's picture. 109 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:13,708 The famous makeup-covered zit. 110 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:17,003 Look, I just wanted one year of clear skin to remember. 111 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:19,421 And if that means breaking out the old powder puff, 112 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:20,463 so be it. 113 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,136 Yeah, you've really never had a zit-free picture. 114 00:06:25,178 --> 00:06:27,722 Remember the one on his nose? 115 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,182 And the one on his lip? 116 00:06:29,224 --> 00:06:31,809 And the one on the one on his lip? 117 00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:33,228 And the one we thought was a second 118 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:35,813 little alien Eric growing out of his cheek? 119 00:06:35,855 --> 00:06:38,316 I mean no harm to your planet. 120 00:06:38,358 --> 00:06:40,902 I will attack if you attempt to pop me. 121 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:43,363 Ah, zits. 122 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,545 Hey, those days are over, okay? 123 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,427 I'm zit-free this year, and you wanna know why? 124 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,799 I have become a man. 125 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,970 No, I'm serious. I am man. I am zitless. 126 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,556 Hear me roar. 127 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,433 That should be our yearbook quote. 128 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,687 What about a quote from the happiest day of our lives? 129 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:18,940 When was that? 130 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,108 The day you met me. 131 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,695 Then Potsie says, "Sit on it," 132 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,448 right to the Fonz's face! 133 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:29,951 Now, that's brave! 134 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:32,161 Hey, what's with Donna? 135 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,829 What? We're just friends. 136 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:36,874 God, why would you even ask that? I don't like her. 137 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,877 Me and Donna? It's gross! 138 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:45,203 Hey, man, I was just asking why she wasn't in class today. 139 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:47,760 Oh. 140 00:07:49,095 --> 00:07:51,097 Well, then, never mind. 141 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:52,681 Busted! 142 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:55,768 Help. 143 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:58,479 Americans, please help me! 144 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,023 What was that? 145 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,358 It's coming from in here. 146 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,740 Oh. Hello. 147 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,285 Who the hell are you? 148 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:14,787 I am the new foreign exchange student. 149 00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:17,165 The football team asked me if I wanted to hang out. 150 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:19,625 I shouldn't have said yes. 151 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:23,504 I can't feel my legs. 152 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:28,968 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna chuck it at him. 153 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:30,178 No, man. Leave him alone. 154 00:08:36,351 --> 00:08:40,021 Look, man, if those jocks try to do this to you again, just come find me. 155 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,604 Thanks. 156 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,985 You're my best friend. Let's hold hands. 157 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:50,781 No. 158 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:53,575 Let's go. 159 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,671 I'm Hyde. 160 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:06,964 I'm Eric. 161 00:09:07,006 --> 00:09:08,549 Oh, you're the one that loves Donna. 162 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,925 I do not! 163 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:13,846 Well, my name is... 164 00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:29,904 Okay, I'm not gonna remember that. 165 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:32,573 I know. Let's call him Captain Poo-face! 166 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:41,082 My eye! God! 167 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,460 Yeah, this happens a lot. 168 00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:47,463 I'm sure it does, Donna lover. 169 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,721 I forgot about Captain Poo-face! 170 00:09:57,432 --> 00:09:59,850 And I did not like her then! 171 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,810 Damn! 172 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,063 You know what I love about Kelso? 173 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:07,024 Hyde just keeps beating the crap out of him. 174 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,236 That is false! 175 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,030 Name one time! 176 00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:14,072 With pleasure. 177 00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:19,203 I love mashed potatoes. 178 00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:20,538 Oh, yeah? 179 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,384 Uh-oh. 180 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,723 Not my eye! 181 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:45,980 Foul. 182 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,483 You know what's foul? Your playing. 183 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,653 That's my eye. God. 184 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,413 - Change it back. - No. 185 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,038 Change it back. 186 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,668 No. 187 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,218 My eye! 188 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,681 Seriously, man. You keep hurting my eye. 189 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,186 That's a terrible story. 190 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,522 I'm not even in that one. 191 00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:30,650 That's what makes it good. 192 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,362 Okay, people, please remain calm. I'm still zit-free. 193 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:37,448 I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! 194 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,826 Okay, stop goofing around. 195 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,370 We need to think of a better memory. 196 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,624 What about the day I met you? All of you. 197 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:53,509 You're gonna like Donna. She's pretty cool, man. 198 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:56,842 - Hyde! - Wow! Sorry. Wow! 199 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,303 - What? - You're right. I like her! 200 00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:00,929 No, wait! I didn't see! Wait! 201 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,933 Donna? 202 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:07,727 Now, that's a good memory. 203 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,731 Or should I say "mammary"? 204 00:12:16,654 --> 00:12:18,822 I don't want to remember that story. 205 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,624 It just reminds me that I'm the only one here 206 00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,117 who's never seen Donna's jahoobs. 207 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,204 Well, it's not like you never tried. 208 00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:27,747 Oops, sorry! 209 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,958 Oh, damn. 210 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,087 Oops, sorry! 211 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:34,754 Damn. 212 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,508 Oops, sorry! 213 00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:39,759 Damn it! 214 00:12:45,391 --> 00:12:48,310 Hey. Speaking of boobs, 215 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:51,063 Forman's growing one out of his forehead. 216 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,024 What? 217 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,985 Oh, Eric, your curse has returned. 218 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:01,198 Yeah, and it needs a bra. 219 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,409 Oh, yeah. Dolly Parton called your forehead. 220 00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:04,577 She wants her boob back. 221 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,300 God, I can actually see this thing growing. 222 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,510 It's like Jiffy Pop. 223 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,348 My friend once, he had this really big zit, 224 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,849 and he tried to pop it, 225 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:31,353 and all the pus went into his brain, and it killed him. 226 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,024 Really, Kelso? What friend? 227 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,611 - You didn't know him. - That's 'cause he doesn't exist. 228 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:40,112 'Cause he's dead now! 229 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,450 People, we are losing focus here. 230 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,703 Well, what is our quote gonna be? 231 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:51,915 And let's remember, our goal is to have it be about me. 232 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:54,585 I can't think about anything right now except Forman's zit. 233 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,337 It's hypnotic. 234 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,025 It sort of follows you around the room like the Mona Lisa. 235 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,593 All right. 236 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:05,429 Hey, you wanna know something that's even funnier than Eric's zit? 237 00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:06,681 The day I met Jackie. 238 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,309 You're Donna? We haven't met before. 239 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,227 I guess because I'm richer than you. 240 00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:14,814 Hey, Jackie. 241 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,441 That hurt, you lumberjack! 242 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,819 Welcome to public school. 243 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:28,577 I can't believe I missed that. 244 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:30,538 You know, when you laugh, 245 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,039 you get a little wrinkle in your zit. 246 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,376 It's got personality. 247 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:39,421 Okay, well, what am I supposed to do? 248 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,257 It hurts way too much to pop. 249 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,592 Come here, man. Let me see it. 250 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,680 What? 251 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,516 - Quit it! - Yeah. 252 00:14:50,558 --> 00:14:52,434 Kelso's friend died that way. 253 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:54,520 Donna, he did! 254 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,815 Whatever. 255 00:14:57,857 --> 00:14:59,835 Look, all I know is there's gotta be some good quote 256 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:01,652 of Jackie getting hit in the head. 257 00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:04,488 Like, "Awesome! Jackie got hit in the head!" 258 00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:08,826 No. No, no. That's a stupid story. 259 00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:10,628 You know, I want to remember the happy times. 260 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,454 Maybe something romantic. 261 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,164 Like our first date. 262 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,375 - Yeah. - Yeah. Let me tell it. 263 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,460 Red, Michael's in the fort with another girl. 264 00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:25,593 All right. Everybody out. 265 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,929 Michael Kelso, have you been playing doctor with the Burkhart girl? 266 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:32,391 No. I am a doctor. 267 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,351 Good one. 268 00:15:36,729 --> 00:15:39,523 I mean, you're a very bad boy. 269 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,400 Don't yell at him. 270 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:42,943 I love him. 271 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,573 Michael, that was not our first date! 272 00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,700 Yeah, but I got further on that day 273 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:51,410 than I did on our actual first date, 274 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:52,772 so that's what I like to remember. 275 00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:57,332 Yeah, you made a great impression on my parents that year. 276 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,633 Hi, Mr. Forman. Is Eric home? 277 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,177 Yes, 278 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,513 but, uh... 279 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:13,849 Kitty? 280 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,856 Oh, my. 281 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:23,609 Michael, honey, did you maybe forget something? 282 00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,402 What? 283 00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,196 My pants! 284 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,372 Why doesn't anyone just tell nice stories? 285 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,543 Everyone can think of a quote. I mean, why can't we? 286 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,211 Why don't we use Lisa Manning's? 287 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,798 "Hanging at the mall. Kahlua and ice cream. 288 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,049 "Bobby Sutton's a god. Yeah." 289 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,513 God, this is so sad. 290 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,223 It's like, what have we been doing with our lives? 291 00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,562 Hey, Kelso, who's got stronger powers? 292 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,606 I Dream of Jeannie 293 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,817 or Samantha from Bewitched? 294 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,654 That's easy. Samantha. 295 00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,739 Witches totally beat genies, 296 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,700 'cause witches can fly. 297 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,075 Game over. 298 00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,540 Hey, why does Jeannie wear those see-through clothes? 299 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,041 It's gross. 300 00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,711 And it makes me feel funny. 301 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,344 No way is Samantha hotter than Jeannie. 302 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,597 Hey, I heard they made an episode they never aired, 303 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,683 where Jeannie gets totally naked. 304 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,894 The government banned it. 305 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,858 All I know is, with one little nose twitch, 306 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,985 Samantha's clothes could be off! 307 00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:49,444 And that's hot. 308 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,409 What if you didn't have to choose? 309 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,537 What if you could be with both at the same time? 310 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,084 Is that legal? 311 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,671 Hey, man, if you don't get caught, 312 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,089 everything's legal. 313 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,759 Stolen pretzel? 314 00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:16,096 Guys, this conversation is over. 315 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,765 Yesterday, Samantha went back in time. 316 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,308 That trumps anything Jeannie ever did. 317 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:25,355 Oh, yeah? Well, Jeannie can freeze time. 318 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,817 So, Samantha would go back, and Jeannie could just freeze her there. 319 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,151 Who kicked whose ass then? 320 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,823 You know what would decide this whole thing? 321 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,117 A little Samantha-on-Jeannie mud wrestling. 322 00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,037 I'd pay a dollar to see that. 323 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,374 All I know is, Samantha helps Darrin at work, 324 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,086 but what does Jeannie do for Major Nelson? 325 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,296 Turns his boss into a monkey. 326 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,173 This is not helpful. 327 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,387 I gotta call Major Nelson's sexuality into question here. 328 00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,099 I mean, any guy who's got a half-naked genie, 329 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,643 he's got her doing more than his laundry. 330 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,270 Hey, you know what would be best? 331 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,107 Samantha's hair, Jeannie's pretty bottle room 332 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,317 and Wonder Woman's accessories. 333 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,281 Hey, guys, 334 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,201 we've been talking about this for a really, really long time. 335 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,969 I got it. I got the quote. 336 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:40,514 "What a long, strange trip it's been in Forman's basement." 337 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,391 Yeah. 338 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,202 We have made a lot of memories in that basement. 339 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,706 Too bad we can't remember any of them. 340 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,523 All right, you guys. I think it's ready. 341 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,275 I'm off to pop. 342 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,611 Wait a minute. I hate that quote. 343 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,446 My name isn't anywhere in that quote. 344 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,993 Okay, fine. You know, I'll just make my quote, 345 00:20:01,035 --> 00:20:03,453 "What a long, strange trip it's been 346 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:04,705 "with Jackie Burkhart." 347 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,375 Yeah, okay, 348 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,879 but without the "long, strange trip" part. 349 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,857 - All right. So I'll just write... - "I love Jackie Burkhart." 350 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,215 Okay. 351 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,219 Okay, you guys, I did it. Looks better, right? 352 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,016 - Nice. Yeah. - Totally does. Great. 353 00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:27,061 Great. All right. Picture time. 354 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,604 Yeah, I'll meet you guys in there. I gotta change my blouse. 355 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,193 Everybody out. 356 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,615 - Oops, sorry! - Kelso! 357 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:46,287 Kelso, we just talked about this today! 358 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:50,250 Well, damn, Donna, if you'd just let me see them, I'd stop. 359 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:53,628 Fine. 360 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:58,717 They're beautiful. 361 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,267 ♪ Hanging out 362 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,271 ♪ Down the street 363 00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:15,067 ♪ The same old thing 364 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,695 ♪ We did last week 365 00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:23,075 ♪ Not a thing to do 366 00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:27,121 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 367 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,961 Hello, Wisconsin!