1 00:00:03,421 --> 00:00:05,966 So, Mr. Hammond said it was fine for me to miss class 2 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,509 'cause I'm already getting an A. 3 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:10,303 So, just as you suspected, Mom, 4 00:00:10,345 --> 00:00:14,307 I am better than everybody. 5 00:00:14,349 --> 00:00:17,936 All I know is my little boy was very brave at the dentist today. 6 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:21,021 Wasn't he? 7 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:24,024 Yes he was, my wittle snicklefritz. 8 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:29,948 Okay, Mom, when a boy reaches a certain age, 9 00:00:29,990 --> 00:00:32,033 the baby voice no longer comforts him. 10 00:00:33,869 --> 00:00:35,662 It urges him to kill. 11 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:42,210 Okay, let's get you some coffee. 12 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,295 Nobody pukes in the Trans Am. 13 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:48,675 Mrs. Forman. 14 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:51,051 Uh-oh, you look mad. 15 00:00:52,846 --> 00:00:55,056 What did Eric do? Bad Eric! 16 00:00:57,017 --> 00:00:59,978 Donna, why aren't you in school? 17 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:02,647 No worries. I called her in sick. 18 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:05,734 I told them, "Lady troubles." No questions asked. 19 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:09,612 Oh, hey. 20 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:11,656 Easy there, Wobbles. 21 00:01:11,698 --> 00:01:13,408 Have you been drinking? 22 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:15,076 I hope so. 23 00:01:16,745 --> 00:01:20,081 'Cause if not, this whole place is a-spinnin'. 24 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,083 Hang on, boys, it's a twister! 25 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:27,881 ♪ Hanging out 26 00:01:29,674 --> 00:01:31,801 ♪ Down the street 27 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:35,095 ♪ The same old thing 28 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:38,683 ♪ We did last week 29 00:01:39,768 --> 00:01:42,854 ♪ Not a thing to do 30 00:01:43,939 --> 00:01:46,357 ♪ But talk to you 31 00:01:47,776 --> 00:01:49,819 ♪ We're all all right 32 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:51,404 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 33 00:01:52,238 --> 00:01:54,323 Hello, Wisconsin! 34 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:03,308 So, my mom and I were at The Hub getting ice cream, 35 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:06,628 and we caught Donna with Casey skipping school. 36 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:09,965 And she was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. 37 00:02:11,049 --> 00:02:14,302 It was like Sue Ellen on Dallas. 38 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,138 You went to The Hub for ice cream with your mommy? 39 00:02:18,473 --> 00:02:20,058 Why would you tell me that? 40 00:02:21,977 --> 00:02:25,021 Hyde, the point is, he went for ice cream without us. 41 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:26,648 You cannot pick up a phone? 42 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:31,193 You know who can't pick up a phone? Jackie. 43 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:34,572 I broke up with her and she never calls to even say hi, 44 00:02:34,614 --> 00:02:37,158 or offer me sad, but hot, break-up sex. 45 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,202 I mean, that's just selfish. 46 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,557 Guys, my mom's over at the Pinciottis' right now 47 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:46,584 telling Bob about Donna being drunk. 48 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:48,771 Can't do that kind of stuff in the middle of the afternoon. 49 00:02:48,795 --> 00:02:51,171 It'll mess with your... 50 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:54,216 Thinking thing. 51 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:56,552 You know what I'm saying. 52 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:00,389 Yeah, you gotta stay sharp, man. 53 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,892 That's why I keep myself pure until 3:00. 54 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:09,065 Two o'clock. That's why I keep myself pure until 2:00. 55 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:13,820 I'm not wearing a watch. 56 00:03:16,865 --> 00:03:18,366 Hey, you know what? 57 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,910 Donna getting busted is actually great for me, 58 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:24,580 because now she's got to realize what a jackass Casey is. 59 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:29,127 And when she dumps him, 60 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:33,173 I'll be standing right here with open arms and a gentle "I told you so." 61 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:37,552 Oh, yeah, that could happen. 62 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,680 After all, I mean, I made that girl a woman. 63 00:03:43,892 --> 00:03:45,226 We stole dead fish. 64 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,773 Dead fish? What are you going to do with dead fish? 65 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:52,775 You're missing the point, man. We stole dead fish! 66 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:55,819 You just don't get it. 67 00:03:58,573 --> 00:03:59,699 Hey. 68 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:01,951 Hey. 69 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,245 I just came by... I miss you. 70 00:04:05,872 --> 00:04:07,248 What? 71 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,168 Did you say you missed me? 72 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:11,252 No. 73 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:13,713 Look, just say you miss me. 74 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:15,006 Fine, I miss you! 75 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:17,926 Michael, I miss you, too. 76 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:20,053 And look, I was thinking, 77 00:04:20,095 --> 00:04:22,847 since we broke up because I kissed another guy, 78 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:24,640 what if I let you kiss another girl? 79 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:27,518 I mean, we could be even, and we could get back together. 80 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,105 If you think that me kissing another girl 81 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:32,107 is gonna bring us closer together, 82 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:34,275 I'm totally willing to make that sacrifice. 83 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,362 Thank you, Michael. 84 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,781 I better go wash my face. Okay. 85 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:45,286 This fish is so stinky. 86 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:49,249 What the hell are we going to do with the stinky? 87 00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:54,295 It's simple, man. We're gonna find a place to hide the stinky, 88 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:57,548 and ruin someone's day. 89 00:04:57,590 --> 00:05:02,511 Now, question is where, how and who? 90 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:13,148 The answer is, there, that and Kelso. 91 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:20,029 Oh, it's like a bowl. A bowl for the stinky. 92 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:26,035 And we will put it, and he'll never find it, and it will smell forever. 93 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:33,375 What the hell's going on with you? You're grounded! No arguments! 94 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,962 Dad, I'm not grounded. 95 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:38,338 Okay, well, then, whatever you think is best. 96 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:43,886 No, not whatever she thinks is best. You are grounded. 97 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:47,347 You're not my mother. You have no say in what I do. 98 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,350 Well, she's got you there. 99 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:55,148 Let's see. 100 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:58,358 Which chick do I want to kiss? 101 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:03,614 Oh, no, no, no, Michael. I get to pick the girl. 102 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,285 But you'll pick an uggo. 103 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,370 You didn't call "No uggos." 104 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:15,084 Hey, I just thought of something. 105 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:16,878 Your plan's good and all, 106 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,239 but what if the girl that you pick doesn't want to kiss me? 107 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:30,432 "Doesn't want to kiss me!" 108 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:36,064 And then I told Donna she was grounded, and she said, "No." 109 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:38,191 She said, "No"? 110 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:40,568 Can you do that? 111 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:49,409 No. 112 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,705 I need your help, Red. I gotta get Donna away from that guy. 113 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:54,540 Oh, Dad, you know what's good? 114 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,959 Threaten her with the old "foot in the ass." 115 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:03,383 How can such a bad influence live in such a handsome package? 116 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,597 Bad people should have a big scar or an eye patch 117 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,432 so you can recognize them. 118 00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:17,355 The problem is, 119 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:19,565 you know, there's a point where your kids realize 120 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,234 you can't do nothing to control them. 121 00:07:21,276 --> 00:07:22,443 There is? 122 00:07:25,947 --> 00:07:27,698 No. Now, stop listening. 123 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,869 Bob, I don't want to get involved. 124 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:35,456 I got enough problems with the 14 kids who think they live here now. 125 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,461 Why do I have to hold the fish? 126 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:46,426 Because that's what the little buddy does. 127 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:48,552 Someone's coming! 128 00:07:50,263 --> 00:07:53,308 So, the guy's trying to tell me that his Z28 129 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:56,685 is the same car as my Trans Am except for the decals. 130 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,482 How can people be so ignorant? 131 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:06,237 I see you, Donna. I see you. 132 00:08:06,279 --> 00:08:08,239 Dad! Don't you "Dad" me! 133 00:08:08,281 --> 00:08:10,366 You're not going anywhere, not with this guy. 134 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,246 You're grounded again. 135 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:17,581 Dad, I'm gonna do whatever I want, 136 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:20,001 with whoever I want, whenever I want to do it. 137 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,836 We have to have a talk right now, Donna. 138 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,587 Sir, let me just say 139 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,798 that you're making a lot of sense here, 140 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,884 and I think that when I bring Donna home tonight, 141 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:31,720 you two ought to sit down and really hammer this thing out. 142 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:41,147 Okay, that sounds fair. 143 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,527 What? 144 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,904 You're just gonna let her go off with him? 145 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,239 What else can I do? 146 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:52,867 Oh, good God, that's it! 147 00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:57,079 Everybody in the living room. 148 00:08:58,039 --> 00:08:59,332 Now! 149 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,210 Not you. 150 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:13,846 Bob, get in here! 151 00:09:19,185 --> 00:09:20,936 Donna, what has gotten into you? 152 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:24,440 Skipping school, showing no respect for your father... 153 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:26,192 That's right. Shut up, Bob. 154 00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:30,821 Okay, here's snacks. 155 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:35,576 So, anybody need a drink? 156 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,578 I'll take a rum and Coke for the road. 157 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:41,707 Hey, hey, buddy, little tip, 158 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:44,544 I think booze is what got you in trouble in the first place. 159 00:09:45,545 --> 00:09:47,129 How could you take this girl out 160 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,839 drinking in the middle of the day? 161 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:51,884 Well, you know how it is. All the older girls were at work. 162 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:59,267 Can I just say this guy is not boyfriend material. 163 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,728 I agree. You're not going out with him anymore. You two are done. 164 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,272 No! All right. 165 00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:09,944 What? 166 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,780 You got to admit this has been a real hassle. 167 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,616 I mean, it was fun and you're a great girl, 168 00:10:16,451 --> 00:10:19,328 but let's just call it a day. 169 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,622 You're breaking up with her? 170 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:25,751 Casey, I thought you said you... 171 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,175 You know, you said you loved me. 172 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,178 I have this thing where I say stuff I don't really mean. 173 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,103 Casey. Look, Donna. 174 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:48,065 I see what you're getting at, and I'm not that type of guy. 175 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,780 Mrs. Forman, what say we rain check that rum and Coke? 176 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:11,506 Donna, I'm really sorry. 177 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:14,674 You're not sorry. You got exactly what you wanted. 178 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:35,154 Eric, someone here to see you. 179 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,073 Hi. 180 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,241 Hi. 181 00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,203 Okay. Can I get anyone a snack? 182 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,497 Mom. 183 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:46,582 Right, right. Have to stop doing that. 184 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:52,421 So... 185 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,131 How are you? 186 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,720 Humiliated. 187 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,350 I'm such an idiot. 188 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:10,690 I got dumped in front of the whole world. 189 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,792 I don't even know what I said to your mom at The Hub, 190 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,734 and I hate that she saw me like that. 191 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,489 What is wrong with me? 192 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,157 Hey, nothing. 193 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:25,705 Look, your mom left. Come on, you're allowed to freak out. 194 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:31,252 Everybody warned me about Casey, and I fell for him anyway. 195 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,045 And he's such a jackass. 196 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,215 Yeah, I... 197 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,760 I really, really wanted you to figure that out, 198 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,014 just not like this. 199 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,767 Eric, I'm just... 200 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:51,897 I'm so sorry. 201 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:52,939 Hey. 202 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,403 I was so stupid. 203 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,125 Eric, we should be together. 204 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:13,294 Wait, what? 205 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,213 Let's just, like, forget all this other stuff happened. 206 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,635 Wait, wait. 207 00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:28,768 Donna, I mean, if you come running back to me now, 208 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:31,646 I... 209 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,193 Donna, I can't be your second choice. 210 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,237 But you're not. 211 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:43,783 Eric. 212 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,417 Oh. Where am I? 213 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,724 How about I kiss her? 214 00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:10,309 No way. 215 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,021 She's too tall, too tanned, too rich. 216 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:18,859 Damn, Jackie, I don't want to kiss a short, pale, poor girl. 217 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,868 Okay, look, Michael, all I know is I don't want to stay broken up. 218 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,038 Okay, you know what? You choose. 219 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,665 Kiss any girl you want. 220 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,926 I choose you. 221 00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:50,725 Michael, that is the most romantic thing I've ever read, 222 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,601 heard about or seen on TV. 223 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,606 Yeah, it was pretty romantic. 224 00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:00,178 I could tell while I was doing it. 225 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,946 What? No, it's just... 226 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,241 Look, one week you break up with me, 227 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,368 and the next week you're Prince Charming? 228 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,746 I'm an incredibly complex man, Jackie. 229 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,626 Michael, I can't do this anymore. 230 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,964 Look, Michael, if you want to choose me, then choose me. 231 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,927 I mean, really choose me. 232 00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:29,430 Let's get married. 233 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,061 What? 234 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,692 Michael, all our problems are because we haven't decided 235 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,360 we're gonna be together forever. 236 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,029 So, let's decide. 237 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,449 Hold on. 238 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,411 You want to get married? 239 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,414 Yes, Michael! Yes, I accept! 240 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,208 Oh, my God! 241 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,755 You know what? I gotta go tell my dad. 242 00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:04,673 And you! You have to buy a ring. 243 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,802 Just think about it. We are going to be the "Burkhart-Kelsos." 244 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,681 The Who-hart What-o's? 245 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,979 Michael and I are getting married. 246 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,692 Yeah, we heard. That's why we're decorating the van. 247 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,490 But... But not with fish. 248 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,079 Let me get this straight. 249 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:40,835 Donna wanted to get back together, and you said no? 250 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,628 I said no. 251 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,797 You said no? 252 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,009 Dumbass! 253 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:58,226 Look, I have my reasons, okay? 254 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,646 What could they be? What could they possibly be? 255 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,610 Casey dumps her and she comes to me? Okay, I'm not a rebound. 256 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:10,865 So you're too proud to take her back? 257 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,742 And what do you have to be so proud of? 258 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,872 You're not an athlete. 259 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,833 The only smart thing about you is your mouth. 260 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,252 And look at you. 261 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,301 Red, he looks fine. He's just so darn stupid! 262 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,056 I'm very upset. 263 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,895 Well, stop, okay? 264 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,897 Because I already feel bad enough as it is. 265 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,982 Well, you should. Well, I do! 266 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,655 I love her. 267 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:03,458 God, why do I always have to screw these things up, you know? 268 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,586 Why does everything always have to be my way? 269 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,383 That's why we broke up in the first place. 270 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,427 Well, we've all known that for a year. 271 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,225 Okay. 272 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,104 Okay, I have to tell Donna how I feel. 273 00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,107 Then go! 274 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,489 Oh, Red. 275 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,076 I know. 276 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,161 We're never gonna get him out of the house. 277 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,125 Donna? 278 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,842 Oh, hello, Mr. Pinciotti, Mrs... 279 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,136 I'm sorry, Joanne. I don't know your last name. 280 00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:58,722 I have something to tell you guys. 281 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,683 I love Donna. 282 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,061 Well, she isn't here. We don't know where she is. 283 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,480 And it's Stupac. 284 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,111 Well, if it's okay, I'll just wait. 285 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,821 Sure. 286 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,572 I always liked you. 287 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,950 Oh, thank you, sir. 288 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:20,995 But do me a favor. Don't play with her undergarments. 289 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,503 Something reeks. 290 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,006 Man! 291 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:37,761 Where are you going? Bus station. 292 00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:39,429 I'm going to my mom's in California. 293 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,264 Oh, my God. 294 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,183 You're running away. 295 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,103 I don't know what else to do. 296 00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:47,980 No, I know how you feel. 297 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,606 Jackie wants to get married. 298 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,611 To me! 299 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,490 What? 300 00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:01,118 Look, a lot of people don't know this about us, 301 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,953 but Jackie's pretty much in charge. 302 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,625 So it might happen. 303 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:15,174 But it won't happen if I'm not here. 304 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,093 You know what? I'll drive you. We'll both go to California. 305 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,723 Kelso, are you up for this? 306 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,225 Hey, if the Beverly Hillbillies can do it, so can I. 307 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,228 Great, let's go. 308 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,110 Oh, my God. What stinks? 309 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,487 This town, baby. 310 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,201 We're leaving that smell behind. 311 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,271 Kelso! 312 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,068 I'm not gonna tell you again. 313 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,862 Well, I was reaching for my soda. Damn! 314 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,744 Man, Iowa smells like fish, too. 315 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:30,701 I should have taken the bus.