1 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:10,860 What are those? Oh, Donna. 2 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:13,100 Did you buy Playboy for me? 3 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,580 No, they're college brochures. 4 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:19,220 Donna, these people are fully dressed. That's just not gonna work for me. 5 00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:22,140 My guidance counselor gave them to me... 6 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:24,180 but I already told him I'm going wherever you go. 7 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:29,340 How did I ever get a girl as great as you? 8 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:32,620 - You know you can do better than me, right? - (Laughs) 9 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,940 - But you're right next door. It's so easy. - Right. 10 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:41,820 Oh, you two make me sick. 11 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:46,180 Looks like my mom, but speaks like my dad. 12 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:50,300 I-I- I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 13 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:53,340 That wasn't me talking. That was- That was-That was the menopause. 14 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:55,580 No, you don't have to apologize. 15 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:57,580 We totally get what you're going through. 16 00:00:57,660 --> 00:01:01,020 Well, thank the Lord! Fertile Myrtle totally gets it! 17 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:04,620 - I miss the basement. - Yeah. 18 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:12,340 Kitty, I know these past few weeks have been hard on you- 19 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:15,980 hard on all of us, really. 20 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:20,900 But especially hard on you. I mean, since you found out you were- 21 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,940 Just say it, Red. Barren. 22 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:25,660 Well, there's no need for both of us to say it. 23 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,460 So I got somethin' to cheer my girl up. 24 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:33,500 Oh, good, 'cause I finished off the last bottle this morning. 25 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:37,380 No, no. 26 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,580 I got you... 27 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,300 a puppy. 28 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:45,100 He needs someone to take care of him. 29 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:49,460 - His mother got run over by a car. - Did you run over a dog, Red? 30 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:56,940 No! I just hate to see you sad, and I thought- 31 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:59,660 Oh, forget it. I'll take him back and go to the liquor store. 32 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:03,220 Well, now wait. Wait. 33 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,380 He's kind of cute. Can I hold him? 34 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,780 Oh-ho-ho! 35 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:16,860 What a little lover boy! Ooh! 36 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:21,260 - See? He likes you. - (Barks) 37 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:23,620 Ah, how about that? 38 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,660 He's got menopause too. 39 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:31,260 (Rock Group Singing) 40 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,100 (Ends) 41 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:56,980 Hello, Wisconsin! 42 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,840 I'll see you later. I'm gonna go get out of this thing. 43 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,760 - Oh, boo! - Selfish! 44 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,240 Man, what is with you guys and this uniform? 45 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,600 It makes us want to corrupt you. 46 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,640 Man, Donna is so awesome. She can afford to go to any school she wants... 47 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,600 but she wants to go where I go just so we can be together. 48 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,920 Yeah, she is awesome. Why is she with you again? 49 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,480 'Cause a good girlfriend accepts her guy no matter what. 50 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,440 Jackie was always trying to change me. 51 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,640 "Grow up, Michael." "Act your age, Michael." 52 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,800 "Stop shooting grandmother with a water pistol, Michael." 53 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,640 She's 92, Michael. 54 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,120 She had jam on her face! 55 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,320 Well, all I know is... 56 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,000 things with me and Donna are going really, really well. 57 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,960 This is just about the point where I screw things up. 58 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,240 - So don't screw it up. - Fez. (Chuckles) 59 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,360 Oh, Fez. (Sighs) 60 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,600 If history has taught us anything, it's that... 61 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,520 screwing up is my nature. 62 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,640 But you know what I can do... is bank a little goodwill- do something nice. 63 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,600 - (Snaps Fingers) - Buy her a present. 64 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,320 Yep, she deserves it too. Do you know how many times... 65 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,000 I tried to grab her boob on the way to California? 66 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,280 And it would've been easier for her if she would've let me! 67 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,760 'Cause you know me. I won't stop. 68 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,320 I gotta get Donna something really special... 69 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,680 something that reminds her that even though I'm an idiot... 70 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,720 I'm an idiot who loves her. 71 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,680 I got it! A scented candle! 72 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:38,080 Chicks can't keep their shirt on around a scented candle. 73 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,400 Please, the battlefield of love is littered with guys who give candles. 74 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,320 It's expensive jewelry or nothing. 75 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,640 Look, if you can't put a price tag on love... 76 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,880 then how do you know how much it's worth? 77 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,200 Jackie, what kind of crap is that? 78 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,720 - You haven't learned a thing from me. - Wait. 79 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,680 Steven. Well, what do you mean? 80 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,120 I mean, romance was created by corporations to prey on losers... 81 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,600 who think buying nice things will make somebody love them. 82 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,280 If you ever read anything besides what- (Scoffs) 83 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,200 Donny Osmond puts on his waffles, you might learn something. 84 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,440 (Chuckles) I put whipped cream on my waffles too. 85 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,000 I eat like the stars! 86 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:21,520 - (Remote Clicks) - Hey, when did you get the cute little wiener dog? 87 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,840 No, no, no, no, no! Not in my chair! 88 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,760 Red Forman! 89 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:34,120 Schotzie is a helpless, little animal with four breakable legs. 90 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,840 You can't throw him around the room like you would Eric! 91 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,360 Red, you don't seem like the type of guy who'd get a dog... 92 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,440 being that you're unfriendly. 93 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:51,040 Yeah, I know. I just wanted to do something to cheer Kitty up. 94 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,720 Well, if you really wanted to cheer her up, you should've bought her a banjo. 95 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,240 A banjo, Bob? 96 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,440 You can't hold a banjo and not smile. 97 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,120 You can't hold a potato chip and not smile. 98 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,280 Yes? 99 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,720 Um, I want to buy a present for my girlfriend... 100 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,120 you know, that lets her know how I feel about her. 101 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,920 Oh, no problem. Oh, oh. Oh. 102 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,720 Would the, uh, lady like a necklace? Huh? 103 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,720 (Muttering) 104 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,040 - Well, it's- it's nice. - Yeah. 105 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,320 - It's a little- little creepy. - Mmm. 106 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,000 Um, it doesn't really say what I want to say though. 107 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,160 Oh, okay. Okay. Oh! Oh. 108 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:53,840 - How about a promise ring? - Oh, don't even... 109 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,080 - get me started on promise rings. - Really? 110 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,160 Like, once I gave her one, and she didn't even want it. 111 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,720 - But then she gave me- - How about that. Look how that shines. 112 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,360 Oh, that's nice, huh? Uh. 113 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,840 Well, your... finger hair... 114 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,400 - curling over the ring is kind of ruining it for me. - Oh. 115 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,640 Does, uh, wearing the merchandise usually work for you? 116 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,680 I don't know. I'm new here. I used to work at the lingerie store. 117 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,880 - They fired me. - Ah, yes. Ah. 118 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,960 I think I know what you're looking for. Mm-hmm. 119 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,680 How about a diamond ring? Oh, isn't that gorgeous? Look at that. 120 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,240 - Whoa. (Chuckles) That's an engagement ring. - Mm-hmm. 121 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,960 I'm in high school, man. That says, uh, too much. 122 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:41,080 Well, why don't you tell me what it is you wanna say? 123 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,920 That I love her... 124 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,880 and we should be together forever. 125 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,040 An engagement ring says that verbatim. 126 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,880 Well, too bad, 'cause I ain't buyin' one. 127 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,000 Well, I refuse to put on any more jewelry! 128 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,480 Well, thank God for that! 129 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,760 (Clears Throat) 130 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,400 - Would you like to look around a little more? - Sure. 131 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,280 And sorry about what I said. 132 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,760 - You look-You look really nice. - Oh. 133 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,320 (Stereo: Rock) 134 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,160 Donna. You, me, tonight at the water tower. 135 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:27,120 Make yourself foxy, 'cause you're getting something pretty special. 136 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:31,160 Really. A present? I will get foxy. 137 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,320 Oh, and Donna? Donna, don't forget to wear flats... 138 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,120 so that Eric can feel like the boy. 139 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,840 So, Forman, you finally broke down, huh? 140 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,720 - What'd you get her? Earrings? A little bracelet? - No. 141 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,040 I got her way more than a piece of jewelry. 142 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,400 I got her a gift that really says something- 143 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,000 a diamond engagement ring. 144 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,160 As a joke? 145 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,440 No. You guys, I'm gonna ask Donna to marry me. 146 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,960 As a joke? 147 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,960 The stupid helmet? 148 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,760 Why do I have to wear the stupid helmet? 149 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,000 Because you're stupid! 150 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,320 You can't ask Donna to marry you, man! 151 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,640 Why not? I mean, come on. We already know that we're gonna be together forever. 152 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,720 No, you think that you're gonna be together forever. 153 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,080 Remember how you were worried about screwing things up? 154 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,360 This your Bay of Pigs, man. 155 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,080 Yeah, even in my country we weren't stupid enough to get married in high school. 156 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,000 And we eat bugs! 157 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,160 Forman, what the hell are you thinking? 158 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,080 You don't understand, okay? 159 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,400 I love her. I was down at the store and I realized- 160 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,320 What am I waiting for? We're happy. 161 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:54,040 You don't get engaged when you're happy! 162 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,760 What's the point? You do it when your back's against the wall and there's no way out... 163 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,960 like if the girl's pregnant. 164 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,000 It is settled, then. Eric will get Donna pregnant. 165 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,120 I will oversee the proceedings for verification purposes. 166 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,080 Ah, but he's so stupid, how do we know he can do it? 167 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,920 - Jackie, help me out here. - Well, I think it's beautiful. 168 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,960 Well, then you're crazy too. 169 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,560 Look, Steven. I am my own woman, okay? 170 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:27,240 I'm allowed to have opinions about jewelry, you present hater! 171 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:34,120 Listen, you guys. I've thought about this a lot, okay? 172 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:38,000 Donna's willing to commit four years of college to me. I wanna commit too. 173 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:40,440 Forman, I say this to you... 174 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,920 as a friend that likes to see you get hurt. 175 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,440 If you don't take that ring back right now... 176 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:53,240 you are going to end up in a world of misery and pain. 177 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,400 Hey, I love Donna, okay? 178 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:00,240 So, did it ever occur to any of you that I'm ready for a world of misery and pain? 179 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,200 Think about that! 180 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:18,100 Who wants the last piece of salami? 181 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,420 I'll take it. 182 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,460 Who wants the salami? 183 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,740 - I said, I do. - (Laughing) 184 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:31,900 There you go, Schotzie! 185 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,900 I said, I wanted that. 186 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:38,380 But he was begging, Red. 187 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:40,500 We don't turn down beggars. 188 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,860 Do we, Schotzie? No, we don't! 189 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:48,500 Okay, you guys know more about relationships than my moron friends... 190 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:50,420 - so I have a question about me and Donna. - No. 191 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:54,220 No more about you and Donna. You need to be thinking about your future- 192 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:57,340 college, getting out of my house. 193 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,740 But... Donna is my future. 194 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,140 Honey, we know you love Donna... 195 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:06,340 but you two are so on again and off again. 196 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:09,340 You're probably gonna be off again sometime soon. 197 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:12,300 Won't they, Schotzie? Yes, they will! 198 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:18,660 How about a career? Have you even given thought to what you're gonna do with your life? 199 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:22,060 - Yes, Donna and I- - I think he should be a pharmacist. 200 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,580 Now there's an idea. You can count. 201 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:28,460 There's no heavy lifting. 202 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:32,100 You oughta see him try to wrestle with that big mop down at the store. 203 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:36,380 - (Laughing) - I don't see what any of this has to do with me and Donna. 204 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:39,500 Oh, honey, but you would be such a good pharmacist. 205 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:44,580 Your slender fingers are perfect for picking up tiny pills. 206 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:46,940 Aren't they, Schotzie? Yes, they are! 207 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,980 (Laughs) Did you see that? He just nodded. 208 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:02,340 Man, everyone's down on me and Donna getting engaged-you guys, my parents. 209 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:05,740 Even the Magic 8-Ball said, "Outlook not so good." 210 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:09,540 I just- Lo- 211 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,180 I really think Donna would love an engagement ring. 212 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,060 Oh, she'll love the ring. 213 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:18,300 It's the thought behind it that'll send her running for the hills. 214 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,980 Or, maybe she'll see how smart it is to get married... 215 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:23,900 when you're still in high school and have no money or future. 216 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,460 I know I ran when Jackie wanted to marry me. 217 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,100 'Cept I ran for California instead of the hills. 218 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,220 I mean, the beach kicks the hills's ass! 219 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:35,580 I mean, there's way more bikinis, and they usually have a snack bar! 220 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:45,140 What if you guys are right? What if she thinks I'm moving too fast? 221 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,860 Man, giving her this ring is a huge gamble. 222 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:51,540 Am I man enough to make that bet? No, no. The answer is no. 223 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,460 You see, Forman? 224 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:56,420 You tried to do a nice, thoughtful thing, and you screwed yourself. 225 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,580 It's all about expectations, man. 226 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,780 Like, I've taughtJackie to think I'm rude and inconsiderate. 227 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:05,140 I can't disappoint her, because I'm always disappointing her! 228 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:11,140 And if I don't give Donna the ring, what are we gonna do at the water tower? 229 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,380 Oh, God! 230 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,380 I do deserve this! 231 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,780 Does anyone else think that Schotzie looks like Fez? 232 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,460 That dog is flyin'! 233 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:30,660 Well, I don't know what's gotten into Schotzie. 234 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:33,300 He's so hungry, he went through three cans of food. 235 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,820 Didn't you, Schotzie? Yes, I did! 236 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,940 (Giggling) 237 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,500 Hey, Bob, hand me that remote there, will ya? 238 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:47,060 No, thanks, Red. I'd have to buckle my belt. 239 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:52,580 Well, buckle your belt anyway. No one wants to see that. 240 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,380 Oh, not again! 241 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,820 There we go. (Grunts) 242 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,460 What the hell? 243 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,020 Oh, crap! 244 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,820 That's it. That damn dog's gotta go! 245 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:17,420 I think he just went, Red. (Cackling) 246 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:21,780 - Are you laughin', Bob? - Your bottom's all wet. 247 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,940 That's just plain funny in my book. 248 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:27,220 Well, he can't stay. He's makin' everyone miserable. 249 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:31,780 I don't know. Kitty's seemed pretty darn happy the past couple of days. 250 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:34,820 - Yeah, well- - Look, Red. You did a nice thing. 251 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,620 Don't spoil it by, you know, being yourself. 252 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,940 I guess if the incontinent little bastard makes Kitty happy... 253 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,900 I'll put up with it. 254 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:50,100 What the hell? I've never been that happy anyway. 255 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:53,100 At least, not since I've known you. 256 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,580 Yeah. Weird coincidence, huh? 257 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,980 Okay. Look, you. 258 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,580 I've been thinking about all your conspiracy mumbo jumbo... 259 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,980 about presents and diamonds and buying me stuff. 260 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:12,500 And I realized that all your paranoid, delusional crap about romance... 261 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,340 is just a cover-up for you being cheap! 262 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,620 Okay, first of all, it's not paranoid, delusional crap. 263 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:27,180 Advertisers spend billions to make you think I'm a jerk if I don't buy you jewelry. 264 00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:30,020 And second of all, you're right. I am cheap. 265 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,860 Well, you'd better quit it. Because I like to get stuff... 266 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,580 especially shiny stuff. 267 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:42,100 Would you settle for a cheeseburger wrapped in tinfoil? 268 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:46,020 Well, for you I will. But just know... 269 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,660 that I'm really lowering my standards. 270 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,940 That makes two of us. 271 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,580 Come on. 272 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,180 So? Huh? 273 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:05,020 This is romantic, huh? 274 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,460 It's a little more romantic in the summer... 275 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:10,100 or any time not below freezing. 276 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:13,460 - So what am I getting? - What are you getting? 277 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:16,540 What... are you... getting? 278 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,460 This is what you're gettin'. 279 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:25,140 - A candy bar? - Well, half a candy bar. 280 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:28,860 I figured, uh, you know, we could share it under the stars. 281 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,260 What a delightful... 282 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,260 moonlit snack. 283 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:36,660 Okay, you're being weird, and it's freezing out here. 284 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,580 Aw, come on. It's not that cold. 285 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,500 - Uhh. - (Chuckles) 286 00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:46,740 - Eric, why are we up here? - Okay, I'm sorry, Donna. 287 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:50,500 I had something that I was gonna give you, but I realized it was stupid. 288 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:54,100 Or everyone said it was stupid, so I just decided against it. 289 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:58,100 - Well, what was it? - It was nothing. 290 00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,020 Well, it was something. 291 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,060 I mean, I can see that it was something. 292 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:05,820 - Just tell me. - Okay, fine. 293 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,260 I was gonna give you this. 294 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,220 - Oh, my God. Is that a- - Yeah. 295 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,540 Yeah. It's stupid, right? 296 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,500 - Yeah. - (Chuckles) 297 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:25,020 And... no. 298 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,940 I don't know. 299 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,660 What would you have done with it? 300 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,700 Well, I don't know. I guess I would have... 301 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,940 told you how beautiful you are... 302 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:40,420 and that... 303 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,580 you mean everything to me. 304 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,500 And then... 305 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,820 I would've gone down on one knee... 306 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,220 you know, like this. 307 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,220 And I would've taken your hand... 308 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,820 and taken the ring- 309 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,140 Go ahead. 310 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:09,780 and I would have put the ring on your finger... 311 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,100 like this. 312 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,900 Wow. 313 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,580 So, uh- 314 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:26,820 So, I'll tell you what. Uh, why don't I just hold on to that until... 315 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,180 you know, until the real moment comes. 316 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:32,020 Oh, sure. 317 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,260 Or I could hold on to it. 318 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:40,260 - You could? - Yeah. 319 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,860 Eric, I love you, and... 320 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,100 I wanna be with you forever. 321 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,980 Yes. 322 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,020 That's what I told everyone... 323 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,820 and... they made me wear the stupid helmet. 324 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,340 So, um... 325 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,900 - did we just get- - I think we did. 326 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,220 Donna, I love you. 327 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:11,140 - We are so stupid! - I know, right? 328 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:27,220 Oh, hey. Here comes your dad. Put the ring in your pocket. 329 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,540 - Why? He'll be happy for us! - Oh, yeah? 330 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:34,340 Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, what would you do if I, say... 331 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:37,700 - made a long-term commitment to your daughter? - Oh, I'd kill ya. 332 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,940 You know what? A secret engagement is even more romantic. 333 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:45,540 And... more stupid.