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I'm telling you, the government has a car
that runs on water, man.
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They just don't want us to know,
because then we'd buy all the water.
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Then there'd be nothing left
to drink but beer.
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And the government knows
that beer... will set us free.
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Hyde, you told us about
the car a million times.
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Can we please talk about
how hungry and horny I am?
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I wish I had a lady
made of pizza.
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Or a pizza made of boobs!
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Yeah, hungry, check.
Horny, check.
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It's getting a little old, Fez.
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God, I feel like
I'm Luke Skywalker, you know?
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Remember when he was living
on Tatooine before R2 and 3PO showed up?
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Just workin' on Uncle Owen's
water farm all day.
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Not even allowed to go into Toshie Station
to pick up some power converters.
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Boring.
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Eric, enough with
the Star Wars crap!
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Whenever you talk about
that stuff, I frown.
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And when I frown,
my skin wrinkles.
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And if I get wrinkles,
my free ride is over.
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And I like my free ride!
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Yeah, we get it.
You're good looking.
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Look, doesn't anybody have
anything new to say?
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So there's this car
that runs on water, man.
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It runs on water, man!
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Okay, Nina,
I brought you the special.
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One small soda,
one medium popcorn...
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and one large Fez,
dark and sweet.
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Fez, you know I've had a lot
of fun hanging out with you.
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Hey, 37 times of fun,
to be exact.
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It would've been 38, but you know-
And then again, I apologize.
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Now enjoy your meal. If you need me,
I'll be smelling your neck.
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Fe-Fez, I'm starting to feel
like I need some space.
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But I want you to know
it's not you, it's me.
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Okay. Well, I guess tonight I'll be doing
number 12,377 of the other thing.
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That's sort of gross.
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Hey, it may be gross,
but that's the way I learned how to count.
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Six Million Dollar Man.
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That's like a $20 jumpsuit
and a $4 haircut.
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Mmm. Where did
all the money go?
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I think we've seen
this episode. Yeah.
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And we were sitting in these exact
same seats when we saw it.
45
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Actually, you were sitting
over there.
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I remember, 'cause I
could see up your skirt.
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You guys, we do the exact
same thing every day.
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TV, snack, nap.
It's-
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You know what? This isn't a basement.
This is a nursing home.
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I know something new we could do.
Jackie, Donna, get naked.
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The rest of you guys back off
and give us some room.
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- Hello, friends of Fez.
- Hi. Where's Nina?
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She don't wanna hang out with me tonight.
She said she needed space.
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- [All] Ooh!
- Uh-oh.
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That's the same sound you guys made when I
told you I was gonna grow my bangs out.
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Fez, when a girl says she needs space,
that means that she's dumping you.
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You don't understand.
She said it was her and not me.
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- [All] Oh!
- That ain't good.
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- Oh, what's the big deal?
- Oh, man, I can't tell him.
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This is a job for someone
who's cold, heartless and just inhuman.
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Jackie, go for it.
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Fez, when a girl says,
"It's not you, it's me"...
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what she really means
is it's you.
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- So I have really been dumped.
- [Hyde] Yep.
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And here's another tip. When a girl says
she just wants to be friends...
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it means she wants you to do stuff for her,
but she's not gonna put out.
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So, you know,
heads-up on that one.
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Yep. Women'll screw you over
every chance they get.
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That and breast-feeding.
It just comes natural to 'em.
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So, Hadji's girlfriend
finally came to her senses.
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What happened? She didn't
wanna be a fifth wife?
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[Laughing]
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- Hadji.
- All right.
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Well, it's her loss.
The girls in my Friday night cribbage game...
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will be thrilled
to have Fez back at the table.
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You know what?
At least Fez has a social life. Look at us.
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We're hanging out
with my parents.
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Yeah, about that.
Feel free to get the hell out.
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Well, we can do better
than this.
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You guys, we're gonna graduate
in two months...
81
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and there is a whole town
out there just waiting for us.
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We just have to, you know,
grab the bull by the horns.
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Okay, but I tell you this
from experience.
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If we're gonna mess with the bull,
we better have an escape plan.
85
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Well, what are the popular kids
doing tonight?
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Well, I'll bet they're not hanging around
with their parents...
87
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giving them snarky looks.
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I remember when
the Brady kids got bored...
89
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and then that fat kid Oliver showed up.
[Chuckles]
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It just all turned around.
They got in a pie fight and everything.
91
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You know what?
Kelso might actually be onto something.
92
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Maybe we should look for
someone new to hang out with.
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All right!
We're gettin' a fat kid!
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You know, instead
of adding someone...
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maybe you should think about
weeding out a few.
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Like you and you and... you.
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- I'm your son.
- I can't play favorites.
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You know, if you're looking for a new friend,
how about Lance Crawford?
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He's such a nice boy.
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Mom, Lance Crawford and I
hate each other.
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You're just obsessed with getting
his mother's peach cobbler recipe.
102
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Well, what kind of a woman
keeps a recipe a secret?
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If that recipe were the polio vaccine,
we'd all be in wheelchairs!
104
00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,920
I don't like Lance Crawford. He's always
staring at me in this really creepy way.
105
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And this one time,
I saw him fiddling around in my locker.
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When I opened it, there was a rose inside,
and my gym socks were missing.
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Donna, a little advice.
You're not gonna want those socks back.
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I can't think of anyone new
I wanna hang out with.
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All the girls I know
are either too snobby or too slutty.
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Yeah, I'm not good with the snobs,
but slutty's my bread and butter.
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You know, what we need are people
with stuff to offer, like Mark Herman.
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He's got that dirt bike.
I always liked him.
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- Sold it last week.
- That punk. He's out.
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Hey, Carrie Gerber
has a trampoline.
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Carrie Gerber also has
a big, hairy mole.
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I don't wanna be bouncing around
and get tangled up in that.
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Eric. Eric.
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00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,440
Honey, there's someone here
to see you.
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00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,520
Mom, if it's another one of Dad's
Marine Corps recruiters, I'm gonna run away.
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I swear.
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Lance Crawford? Mom!
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Hello, Eric. Your father and I
were just discussing...
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how unrealistically space travel
is portrayed in Star Wars.
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It was a long time ago,
in a galaxy far, far away.
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- You either buy it or you don't.
- What a lively conversation. [Laughing]
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- I'll get some sodas.
- No, please. Allow me.
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Why don't you stay here and chat with
Mr. Unrealistic Space Travel.
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Yes, I'd love to explain
the practical impossibility...
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of the so-called light saber.
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You son of a bi-
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Red alert, you guys. Red alert!
Lance Crawford is in the building!
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- I'm gettin' the hell outta here!
- [Jackie] Wait, wait, wait.
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- What if he sees us sneaking out?
- Oh, Donna...
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00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,320
leave one of your socks behind.
[Groans]
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00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,800
What? It'll distract him.
136
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,240
Nina, I thought we were so happy together.
What happened?
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00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,400
Fez, right now I'm at
a point in-
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00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,680
Oh, cut the crap, heartbreaker.
139
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I want the truth!
140
00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,240
Okay, the truth is
you're too needy.
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00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,520
Too needy?
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I'm sorry, but a man
in his sexual prime has needs.
143
00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,720
And you are lucky to have such
a stallion at your disposal.
144
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No, your needs are fine.
145
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It's your neediness
that's the problem.
146
00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,920
- Then why didn't you say that?
- I didn't want you to make a scene.
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00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,880
You didn't want me
to make a scene?
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You didn't want me
to make a scene?
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00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,320
Ha!
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00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,720
You dump Fez! I dump fries!
There's your scene!
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00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,040
Here's a dollar.
Sorry about the scene.
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00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:19,640
Oh, poor Fez.
Too depressed to leave his room.
153
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,280
- That's it. You guys, we gotta cheer him up.
- Knock first.
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00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,200
If Fez is alone,
I'm guessing he's not wearing pants.
155
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,920
Oh, awesome!
Wait. Let's catch him.
156
00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,640
- Oh, wow.
- Wow!
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00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,600
Check out all this great stuff.
158
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,480
Oh, my God.
Is that a race-car bed?
159
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,240
- I call shotgun!
- Ay!
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00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,200
Oh! Fezzie, come on out.
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00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,120
I can't.
I'm not wearing pants.
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00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,080
Told you!
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Nina told me why she dumped me.
She said I was too needy.
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00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,680
Am I too needy?
Tell me! I need to know!
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00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,720
Fez, I'm sorry, man.
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00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,760
You're the definition
of needy.
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00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,960
Remember, one time,
you called me at 3:00 in the morning...
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00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,120
just to make sure
we were still friends?
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00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,200
Look, if you wanna get Nina back,
you gotta act like you don't care.
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00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:22,040
- But I don't know how to do that.
- Well, we can help you.
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00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,640
Oh! We'll rebuild you
like the Six Million Dollar Man!
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Fez One to Control.
We have liftoff.
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All systems are go.
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00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,720
Proceed to eat candy.
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00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,800
- [Klaxon Blaring]
- Uh-oh. Emergency! Emergency!
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00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,560
We are breaking up.
I repeat, Nina and I are breaking up.
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[Kelso's Voice]
Fez, a teenager, a boy with needs.
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
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[Hyde's Voice] We can make him more
appealing to Nina by making him less needy.
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00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,240
[Grunting]
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00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,280
We can make him cooler,
suaver, aloofer.
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00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,400
"Aloofer"?
Is that even a word?
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00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:15,160
We can make it one.
We have the technology.
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[Scoffs]
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00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,600
- Initiate female reaction sequence.
- Release the girls.
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00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,000
Hey, Fez, looking good.
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Love the outfit.
Totally bionic.
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00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,120
You mean nothing to me.
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Oh, no.
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He's no longer needy.
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00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,360
And because of that,
I want him even more.
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[All]
Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
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- Terrific job.
- [All] Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
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00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,040
- Whoa. Doctor.
- Whoa.
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00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,960
Doctor.
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00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,920
Oh, I see.
In order to get Nina...
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I have to act
like I don't need her.
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00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,080
Well, fine.
I don't need Nina.
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00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,000
I don't need women.
200
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,280
- I don't need anything!
- [All] Oh!
201
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,600
Eric sure is taking an awfully long time
with those sodas.
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00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,000
[Laughing]
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00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,120
I'm sure it's no reflection
on you, Lance.
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00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,120
He probably just wants to make sure
a good friend like you...
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00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,080
gets the freshest soda
available.
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00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,400
I know Eric doesn't like me,
Mrs. Forman.
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00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:43,400
I only came over for the chance
to see my beautiful Donna.
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00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,400
And after I make
my fortune in robots...
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00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,880
I'm gonna come back to this Podunk town and
buy whatever flour mill Eric is working at...
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00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,840
fire him,
and make Donna my wife.
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00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,280
You're a creepy kid.
You know that?
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00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,680
Mrs. Forman, I think we both know
the real reason you invited me over here.
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00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,200
You're after Mother's coveted
peach cobbler recipe, no?
214
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,960
Your mom makes peach cobbler?
I had no idea.
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00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,560
Please, let's speak frankly.
216
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,480
I have something you want,
and you have something I want.
217
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:18,160
W-We're not in a- in a position
to just give you Donna.
218
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,520
We could give you Eric.
219
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,920
Mother tasted your stuffing
at the Thanksgiving Turkey Trot...
220
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,880
and ever since then
she's wanted the recipe.
221
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,960
I've been instructed
to arrange a swap.
222
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,880
Don't you have any weird friends
to play with?
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00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,280
Friends are for the weak.
224
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,280
Okay, you guys.
MeetJulie.
225
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,520
She's got two horses,
a brand-new Firebird...
226
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,680
and her dad works
for Six Flags!
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00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,000
[All]
Hello, Julie!
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00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,880
Hey, Hyde.
Love your hair.
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00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,080
You can touch it if you want.
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00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,400
Oh, get lost, skankoid.
We're all full.
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Damn, Jackie!
She's got a Firebird and two horses!
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We could've raced 'em!
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All right. That's it.
I'm gonna go askJake Bradley.
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I know. We've all been thinking it,
but no one's had the guts to ask him...
235
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'cause he's the quarterback,
and we're a bunch of jelly heads.
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But you know what I say?
I say we shoot for the stars.
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And that star is Jake Bradley!
Jake Bradley!
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All right, Fez. There's Nina.
Now remember, you're a new man.
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You don't need her
or anything else.
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- Got it. I am cooler, suaver, aloofer.
- There you go.
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- Oh, hi, Fez.
- Oh, you wish, baby.
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Why don't you take your "Hi, Fez" act
and try it on someone else?
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'Cause I don't need it.
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- Nice work, Fez.
- Shut up. I don't need your accolades.
245
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How can you give away
your stuffing recipe, Kitty?
246
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It's the one thing that we have
that's better than everyone else's.
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Our house? Crappier.
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Our son? Crappier.
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Our stuffing? Better!
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[Groans]
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Okay, Lance.
Here you go.
252
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Excellent.
Mother will be most pleased.
253
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Oh, you be sure to say hi.
Such a nice lady.
254
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,880
Please, Mrs. Forman,
there's no need to keep up the charade.
255
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,360
Fine. She's cold.
Get out.
256
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,520
I just want you to know
that I don't need these fries.
257
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I choose to eat them
because I desire their salty taste.
258
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Please, just take the fries.
259
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You need me to take them,
don't you? Needy bastard.
260
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Hi, Fez.
Can I talk to you?
261
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,440
Oh, you need permission,
do you?
262
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,280
I think I was a little too hasty
breaking up with you.
263
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:30,120
- Really?
- Yes. I like the new Fez.
264
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,320
- What about the old Fez?
- Not so much.
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00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,200
You know what, Nina?
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There's only one Fez...
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00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,160
and that is a Fez with needs.
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00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,280
And if you don't like that,
then we shouldn't be together.
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00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,280
- But, Fez, I-
- Shh!
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Sorry, baby.
It's over.
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Oh, and, Nina, it's not me,
it's you.
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00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,280
Ladies ofThe Hub...
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why do we try to act
like we have no needs?
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I have needs.
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For instance, I need a date
for Saturday night. Any takers?
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00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:18,480
You, blondie.
You there, with the glasses.
277
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,360
What about the redhead
trying to cover her face?
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12,378, here I come.
279
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,440
Hey. So I went to see
Jake Bradley-
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00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,520
You mean- [Imitating Eric]
Jake Bradley?
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Yes. To see if he
wanted to hang out.
282
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,320
And you know what
Mr. Cool Guy was doing?
283
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,760
Just hanging out in his basement
with his friends...
284
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,880
and they were watching
The Six Million Dollar Man.
285
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,960
It was eerie.
286
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,240
Was there a skinny guy
dating this really hot chick...
287
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,320
who's way out of his league?
288
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,400
You know, there was.
289
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:15,840
Wait. Does this mean
we're not gettin' a fat kid to play with?
290
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,520
No, man.
We don't need anyone else.
291
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,280
You know what? We've only got
two months until graduation...
292
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,200
and we can't waste
a second of that.
293
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,960
Forman's right.
Let's seize the day, man.
294
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,680
Hey, weren't we supposed
to seize something, man?
295
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,120
You know what
the Six Million Dollar Man should have?
296
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A bionic nose.
297
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,360
You could smell everything!
298
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,560
Guys, all I know is that we
should really appreciate this...
299
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:50,280
'cause I don't think we're gonna be able
to do this in college.
300
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,720
This peach cobbler is amazing!
301
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,680
Now, who would leave a whole pan
of peach cobbler just sitting on a counter?
302
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,920
See? We don't need anyone else.
303
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,720
We have lots of interesting
things to say. Right?
304
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,560
Hey, there's this car
that runs on water.
305
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,760
It runs on water, man!
306
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,960
- [Laughing]
- [Imitating Engine Revving]
307
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,240
Careful. I know it looks like a race car,
but it's really a bed.
308
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,840
Please don't make a mess.
The maid doesn't come until Thursday.
309
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,440
Watch it! That is a present
from my cousin in Hong Kong.
310
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,280
Who has been dropping
Milk Duds on my carpet?
311
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,240
Who has been dropping
Milk Duds on my carpet?
312
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,200
Screw this.
I'm going to Eric's.
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00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,160
[Jackie Yells, Laughs]