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(Stereo: Soft Rock)
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I love this ring.
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I wish we could tell people
that we're engaged.
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You know, without Red killing you.
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Red kills happy things.
It's what he does.
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Let's just enjoy the fact
that someday...
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you are going to be Mrs. Forman.
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Mrs. Forman?
(Laughs)
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You want me to go by Mrs. Forman?
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Well, yeah, I just assumed.
I mean, come on.
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(Laughing)
Pinciotti?
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- Which is nice. No. Which is really nice.
- (Kitty) Eric?
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Eric? Honey...
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could you get the Thanksgiving turkey
out of the freezer?
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Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder.
Donna.
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Could you get the Thanksgiving turkey
out of the freezer?
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Sure, Mrs. Forman.
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See? There's your Mrs. Forman.
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Okay. Yeah, you know-
(Clears Throat) you're right.
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That's gonna be a little creepy.
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Well, now I kinda like it.
Call me Mrs. Forman.
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- No.
- Mrs. Forman's feeling dirty.
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- Okay, Donna-
- Come on. Give Mrs. Forman a big French kiss!
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No! Donna, no!
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay. Perfect.
We're all set for turkey day.
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And there'll be plenty of room,
especially without Laurie.
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Has anyone heard from her?
Of course not!
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I guess respect and courtesy
aren't genetic like...
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my slim hips.
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Hey, Schotzie, stay away
from my witch sister.
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Her and her witch friends have been known
to sacrifice small animals.
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Oh, and possibly
that one asthmatic neighbor boy.
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Eric, little Wally moved away.
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A six-year-old moved away?
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His parents
still live in that house.
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Mrs. Forman, if it helps,
I can inviteJackie to Thanksgiving.
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She's bitchy like Laurie.
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Mrs. Forman, I would love to come
to your Thanksgiving dinner...
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and I'll bring a date and a
12-pack just like the pilgrims.
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Hey, guys. Red is gonna flip
when he sees this failing notice.
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"To the parent or guardian
of Eric Forman."
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Your son is a complete idiot.
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Please kick him out
and raise the foreign boy as your own.
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Man, all I did was mess up
on two math quizzes...
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but Ms. McGee has to be all-
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(Whining) I'm Ms. McGee.
I wear high heels and fail everybody.
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What's that?
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That's Ms. McGee.
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You hardly changed your voice.
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Well, sure, I did.
(Whining) I'm Ms. McGee.
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That's just your voice.
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- I'm doing an impression.
- Well, you suck at impressions.
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- Okay. Forget it.
- Are you still doing her?
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Oh, hey, Red.
Do me a favor. Sign this, huh?
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My gym teacher's failing me
'cause I won't wear shorts.
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- Why won't you wear shorts?
- Would you wear shorts?
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Fine.
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- Thank you.
- So, Eric. How's school treating you?
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You managing to, uh, keep
from embarrassing yourself?
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Yeah. Oh, sure. I've been
buckling down just like you said...
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and thinking a little bit
more about my future...
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which I believe
you also recommended.
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Well, it's good to know...
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that 17 years of kicking your ass
has finally paid off.
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Eric, you didn't have him
sign your failing notice.
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Oh, I don't wanna
trouble him with this old thing.
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I'll just sign his name
myself, because...
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that's how good a son I am.
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(Man Singing Blues Rock)
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(Gobbling)
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Okay, careful. Careful.
Watch the TV.
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Okay, this is good.
Perfect. Perfect.
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You. Why are you here?
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You don't even know
what Thanksgiving is.
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I'm here because my host parents
are feeding bums at church.
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Charity begins at home, my ass.
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(Doorbell Rings)
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- Laurie.
- Hey, little brother.
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You're back. And you're not
even eight months pregnant.
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- Mommy!
- Laurie!
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(Laughs) Oh, my goodness!
I knew you'd come.
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- Hi, Daddy!
- All the phones broken in Chicago?
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No. Well, see, I had other plans...
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but my date-
I mean, business associate-
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had to go be with his wife.
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I mean, other business associate.
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I'm doin' good!
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Okay, well, you know what?
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I'm gonna set you a place
right next to me at the big table.
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No, Kitty.
I think that seat belongs to Eric.
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Me? At the adults' table?
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Are you sure I'm ready?
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- But, Daddy-
- Maybe before you leave...
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you'll be acting
a little more like him.
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Yeah!
(Laughing)
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I'm the favorite now. Ooh!
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Taste that.
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Pimp gave ya the holiday off, huh?
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Yeah. He replaced me with your mom.
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Now it's Thanksgiving.
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Hey, Donna.
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You know how my dad's proud of me...
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- for doing so well in school?
- Even though it's a lie, and you're failing math...
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- 'cause you spend all your time with me?
- Yeah. Right. That's-
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That's right. Well, just now, right now,
right in there, right now...
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Red asked me to
sit at the grown-ups' table.
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Wow!
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I hear each person over there
gets their own biscuit.
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Yeah. Donna, it's glorious.
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Donna.
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Donna, I want to tell
everyone we're engaged. Tonight.
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Tonight? Are you sure?
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Yeah, I just-
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I just want everyone
to know, you know?
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So when the moment's right...
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we'll just-we'll tell 'em all.
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This is so awesome!
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And then, just in case,
we'll run like hell.
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- I probably won't wait for you.
- Oh, okay. Yeah.
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That's a beautiful table, Kitty.
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Well, thank you, Daddy.
So glad that you and Mom could be here.
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Well, we have to eat somewhere.
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And, Mom, I know that we have had
our ups and downs...
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but in honor of this special day...
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I would like to tell you
that I am thankful...
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that you are my mother,
and I love you.
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Isn't there something
you would like to tell me?
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Actually, I would like
some more tea.
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I'll try and slip
some booze in there...
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in the interest of a happy holiday.
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So, Thanksgiving.
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We celebrate the subjugation
of an indigenous people...
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with yams and Underdog floats.
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Yeah. I'm mostly celebrating
my pretty new dress.
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And so much for talking.
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May I wet your whistle, grandpa?
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Gonna have to say yes to that.
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Well, cannot let this go to waste.
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When did they get a houseboy?
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(Pounding)
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Happy Thanksgiving, Mrs. Forman.
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This is my date Carol.
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Ms. McGee?
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Kelso...
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you're dating my math teacher?
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No. No, no, no.
We're not dating.
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We just have a relationship...
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that I thought
we agreed to keep a secret?
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Well, um, welcome.
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Michael,
she is 10 years older than you.
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Oh, no, no.
Nine and five-twelfths.
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- (Laughs) She taught me that.
- Ooh!
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- Very good, Michael.
- Thank you.
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Okay.
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Kelso, how could you bring her?
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Oh, relax, man. She's not going to
quiz you or anything.
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But if she does,
the square root of zero is zero.
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She got me with that last night,
earned herself a free massage.
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Um, Ms. McGee,
being that it's a holiday and all...
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there are certain math-related...
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failing-type things
I'd rather not talk about.
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I hear you. There are certain things
I'd like to keep quiet too.
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So if anyone from the school board
should ask...
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I came alone,
and I left before dessert.
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Eric, maybe we should wait
on the big announcement...
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now that your math teacher is here.
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Oh, no, Donna.
We don't have to worry...
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'cause she's not
my math teacher today.
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Today she's a cradle-robbing slut.
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- Yea, student-teacher relationships!
- Yea!
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Hey, Laurie.
Long time no doin' it.
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Maybe for you.
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So, what time is your date
gonna let you out for recess?
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Nice try, Laurie. There's no recess today.
It's Thanksgiving!
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Wow, Laurie.
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(Laughs) Yeah, me and her
really had something, huh?
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Yeah. Ointment
took care of that, though, right?
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Yeah.
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(Chattering)
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This looks great.
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Here you go.
One for Burt and one for Ernie.
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I'm calling you Ernie now
because you look like the Muppet.
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I didn't ask for a drink.
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I didn't ask to be born in a field.
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But you fought back
against adversity...
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just like your Indian brothers.
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What is he, Cherokee?
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(Singsongy)
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
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It's time to carve the turkey.
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(Giggling)
Red.
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Actually, Kitty,
I think this is Eric's year.
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Seems like he's growing up
and finally buckling down.
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Here you go, Son.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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Well, in that case, I would like to
make a... kind of announcement.
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Check it out!
I'm bread man.
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Shut up! Eric's talking.
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Go ahead, honey.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm really glad
that my family's here and my friends...
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and, well, even my math teacher.
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Because, uh, something
happened a few days ago that
I'd like to share with everyone.
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Eric, we agreed this isn't the time.
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- No. No, I meant-
- Not the time for what?
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To talk about how he's failing math.
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- What?
- Fez, what the hell?
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I've been drinking.
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Mr. Forman,
you did sign the failing notice.
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I didn't sign-
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You forged my name?
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Wow. I really picked
the right day to come home, huh?
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Okay, um...
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who likes dark meat?
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Hey, who doesn't?
Am I right, ladies?
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Oh, Lord.
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So you lied to me about school.
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Now, it wasn't a lie so much as a...
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misdirection, really.
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We'll talk about this later.
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Well, Laurie, looks like
a seat just opened up for you.
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Come on over and grab a biscuit.
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Forty-two minutes
and I'm back on top.
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So, that was kind of a mess.
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Oh, no. That's what
I wanted to happen.
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Burt, honey, pass me your plate.
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Burtikins.
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- Burt!
- I'm up.
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Bob, you know what
Eric's problem is?
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All that time he's spending
with your daughter.
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Hey, Donna ain't the problem.
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Eric's the one who corrupted her up so dirty,
I had to send her to Catholic school.
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How could he be failing math?
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Kitty, I'm sure
he did the best he could.
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For someone who was
held too long as a baby.
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I bet that explains
why he hit puberty so late too.
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00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,290
No. That was because
of your mother's smoking.
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Fez, I know you've only spoken English
for a couple weeks now, but...
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could you have learned the words,
"Don't tell my dad"?
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"Don't," a contraction
meaning "do not"...
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and "tell my dad," meaning shut up?
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Okay, right there,
you just told me not to shut up.
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It's a wonder you're not
failing English too.
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Crack a book,
you lazy son of a bitch.
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So, guys...
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Ms. McGee.
(Laughs)
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Pretty nice, huh? If they put one of her
in every classroom...
251
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I'd never skip school again,
if you know what I mean.
252
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I mean, I'm doin' it with my teacher!
253
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Oh, shh! It's a secret.
254
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I've never been with a teacher.
255
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But I was with the post-office lady.
That was cool.
256
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I got a hundred free stamps
and a monster roll of tape.
257
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I like older women.
They always got something smart to say.
258
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(Stereo: Soft Rock)
259
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:24,770
I think I could probably
fit inside of a record player.
260
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That's gotta sound good in there.
261
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Inside of a record player?
262
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,290
I miss dating Kelso.
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The guys I'm with now, they're so-
264
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I don't know.
What's the word?
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Married.
266
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Hey, you and Kelso didn't date.
267
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You're just a tramp he cheated with.
268
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And you contaminated him
so much, I ended up with Steven...
269
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who I love being with.
270
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So thank you.
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Wow. I'm the only one here...
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who's never been with Kelso.
273
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Which makes me wanna say, "Ew!"
274
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And also, "Thank God."
275
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But you, I mean, you're a teacher.
276
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Can't you get in trouble
for dating a student?
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Hey, let 'em come and get me.
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He's 18.
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I make $11 ,000 a year.
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I deserve a little something.
281
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So, that was one rootin'-tootin'...
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big, old crap of a day, huh?
283
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Yep. Pretty much.
284
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:33,130
I just really wanted to tell people
that we were engaged.
285
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Know what?
Maybe it'd be easier...
286
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if we just showed up
next Thanksgiving with a kid.
287
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Hey, thanks for dinner, Kitty.
288
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I'll remember to wear
my stretch pants next time.
289
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:48,690
Oh, let me know
if you find that button.
290
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:52,330
Good night. I apologize
if my being here upset you.
291
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:56,650
No, no, no. I- I just feel
you being seen out with a student...
292
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is- it's just awfully bad principle.
293
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He doesn't care.
He's dating a cheerleader.
294
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Burt. Burtie Bear.
295
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- Burt!
- Grandma, let me.
296
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:16,090
- Grandpa!
- I'm up!
297
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:20,690
My goodness,
you are going to make some lucky man...
298
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a wonderful wife!
299
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Oh, my God.
300
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,210
That's where Laurie
gets her mean streak.
301
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It's not from delightful me.
It's from my evil mother!
302
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So evil skips a generation.
303
00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:38,090
So that means
that my granddaughter...
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is gonna be the devil.
305
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,930
Well, don't worry. Because no woman's
gonna wanna bear your idiot kids...
306
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if you can't even pass math.
307
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:49,130
How could you forge my signature?
308
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:51,970
- Here comes yelling.
- Yeah. I don't wanna hear this.
309
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:54,650
I'll help with the dishes.
310
00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:57,010
And I'll take
these half-empty glasses.
311
00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:59,650
Okay. No, no.
You've had enough.
312
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Eric.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
314
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He doesn't understand
consequences, Daddy.
315
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,250
Well, maybe he'll understand this.
316
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:11,850
From now on, every time
you disobey me...
317
00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:15,010
or lie to me or do anything
that pisses me off...
318
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you're gonna pay me money.
319
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:22,530
Pay you?
Wait, you're fining me?
320
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:26,210
It's like giving him tickets
for being dumb.
321
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:30,650
Okay, okay. I think we're forgetting
about a time-tested punishment.
322
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:33,690
There's your foot. Here's my ass.
Swing away.
323
00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:36,850
Well, it obviously doesn't work.
324
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:39,730
So, for forging my name...
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you owe me 30 bucks.
326
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,730
Daddy, can I borrow $30?
327
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:50,450
- Sure, kitten.
- Wha-
328
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,410
Laurie, your grandparents
are sleeping in your room.
329
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:57,170
So you take Eric's room,
and the math whiz can ride the couch.
330
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:05,210
Well, another Thanksgiving
come and gone.
331
00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:07,610
Certainly an eventful day, hmm?
332
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:10,450
Yeah. But with
our ungrateful daughter...
333
00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:13,570
that dumb-ass son...
334
00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:16,170
and a drunk foreign kid, I'd say...
335
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:20,810
actually, it was
a little better than last year.
336
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:28,370
- I know we're young.
- But we're totally in love.
337
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:30,330
And we just want you to know...
338
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,410
- we're engaged!
- We're engaged!
339
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:39,010
- Feels good to tell someone.
- Yeah.
340
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,970
I think they're happy for us.
341
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:45,650
Look, Schotzie's celebrating.
342
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:58,874
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