1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,160 Here you go, Red: Belgian waffles. 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,760 - What's Belgian about 'em? - They crumble at the hands of the Nazis. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,080 This bacon is so amazing. 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:17,440 Makes me regret calling girls pigs all my life. 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,960 Why is the loud one eating my breakfast? 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,360 Well, her father's in prison and her mother's in Mexico. 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,240 See, this is what I don't get about your dad. 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,640 If you're arrested for bribery, can't you just bribe your way out? 9 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:39,400 I mean, you're a briber. That's what you do. 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:44,320 My dad is broke. I mean, in fact, the bank foreclosed on our ski cabin. 11 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,280 Everything's gotta be moved out this weekend... 12 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,360 and it's all up to me. 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,720 And I'm just so very small. 14 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,960 Well, I'd like to help, but... not as much as I'd like not to. 15 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,600 Too late. Already packed an overnight bag. 16 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:12,200 Kitty, why is it we always do what you wanna do and never do what I wanna do? 17 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,920 It's in the Bible. (Laughs) 18 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,560 Well, have a fun weekend, Pops. 19 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,880 Oh, you're coming too, pal. And there's gonna be heavy lifting. 20 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,960 You better bring Donna. 21 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,200 Jackie, why can't Hyde help? 22 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,120 Oh, that's right. He's your boyfriend. 23 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,520 I... guess that's punishment enough. 24 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,240 Now, I've been with Steven long enough to know... 25 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,440 the best way to keep our relationship going smoothly... 26 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:47,280 is by never asking him to do stuff. 27 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,520 So instead I told him I'd be out of town this weekend for a big doll expo. 28 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,080 Oh, there's a doll expo? 29 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,960 Man, I've been lookin' for Jungle-fightin' G.I.Joe. 30 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,360 He's got vine grip and poisoned darts. 31 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,360 "Poison not included." (Chuckles) 32 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:07,760 I left mine out in the rain. He got jungle rot. I- I had to amputate his foot. 33 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,040 - Okay, so you got plans this weekend? - Yes, I do. 34 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,040 - No, you don't. - No, I don't. 35 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,080 All right, good, 'causeJackie's at a doll expo... 36 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,680 so I'm thinkin' you, me, Kelso sneak up to her cabin... 37 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,840 drink beer till we all look pretty. 38 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,320 Great. Let me get rid of this customer. 39 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,280 Next! 40 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,000 - Read the top letter, please. - It's an "E." 41 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,000 No! 42 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,040 Fail. Move along. 43 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,080 Wh-What are you talkin' about, man? That's an "E." 44 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,840 'Kay, I'll give you one more chance. 45 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,760 Read the top letter, please. 46 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,000 - "E." - No! Double fail! 47 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,640 Double fail? You made that up. 48 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,960 This, my blind friend, is a capital "E." 49 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,320 The double fail stands. 50 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,480 Hey, wait a second. Aren't you the guy... 51 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,360 that got caught in the school shower with the lotion and the Playboy? 52 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,880 Pass, pass. Double pass. (Chuckles) 53 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:20,780 - Now, stay with me. - Yeah. I'll be right on your bumper. 54 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:23,740 - Don't tailgate. - I'll keep a safe distance. 55 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:26,340 Don't lollygag. 56 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:32,140 - What do I even say? - Just... smile and nod. 57 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:37,220 Don't smile and nod. You look like an idiot. 58 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,060 - You know, I'm kind of excited about this road trip. - (Van Door Opens) 59 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:44,980 We've been talkin' about fooling around in some place new and different- 60 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:48,300 - (Engine Starts) - you and me alone in a car on a country road after dark? 61 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:53,660 Yeah. And hey, if I don't get lucky with you, we're bound to run into a farmer's daughter. 62 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:56,340 Hmm. 63 00:03:56,420 --> 00:04:01,060 This is great: no broads, just us guys. 64 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:05,140 We can really get to know each other. 65 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:09,340 Fez, you try and lure me in the hot tub, and I'm kickin' your ass. 66 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:13,460 I'm just saying, we're all so tense. 67 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:16,620 Well, we won't be for long. 68 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:19,980 Last time I was here, I hid a stash. 69 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:22,740 Just gotta remember where I put it. 70 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:25,460 I know it was someplace I could fit my hand. 71 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:28,180 - Well, that rules out your face. - What? 72 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:30,180 Ow! 73 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:43,300 Am I distracting you, my big, strong driver man? 74 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:46,580 Not at all, my... lonely hitchhiker. 75 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:56,060 Well, how did you get your foot all the way over here? 76 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:58,380 You can thank my dad for the ballet lessons. 77 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:01,460 I will be sure to send him a fruit basket. 78 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:04,620 Wait. Wait a second. Donna, when did that U-Haul we've been following... 79 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,540 turn into an ice cream truck? 80 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:11,340 - Oh- Oh, man. We lost Red. - No. Wait, we can't be that far off-trail. 81 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:13,660 - (Paper Rustling) - Let's look atJackie's directions. 82 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:16,940 Okay. "I-43 to Highway 60. 83 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:20,780 Head east when it gets different." 84 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,140 - "When it gets different." What the hell does that mean? - Wait. Let me see that. 85 00:05:24,180 --> 00:05:28,260 "Go a ways past the... fancy thing... 86 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:31,780 and turn left at the ugly house." 87 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:35,500 Oh. Well, if the "fancy thing's" a dead cow, then we're almost there. 88 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,540 Hey, Kelso, did you find the stash yet? 89 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:42,180 No, there's nothin' in the kitchen I can fit my hand in... 90 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:45,540 you know, except for the garbage disposal. (Screams) 91 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:47,500 (Laughs) 92 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:53,180 Well, I'm going to the corner to buy some beer. 93 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:57,460 Do not get in the hot tub without me. 94 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:02,900 - (Door Opens) - Man, it's like- 95 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:07,140 - (Door Closes) - that stash is probably starin' me right in the face. 96 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,780 Oh! Ha! 97 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,940 Yeah. It wasn't someplace I could fit my hand. 98 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:17,260 - It was someplace that could eat my hand. - (Vehicle Approaching) 99 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:21,860 - Hey. There's a truck pullin' up to the cabin. - (Brakes Squeak) 100 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:25,780 - Oh, it's Red! - Is it a fire truck? 101 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,740 The truck's not red. The guy is Red, man. It's Red Forman. 102 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:31,100 - Not it. - (Vehicle Doors Closing) 103 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:35,220 What? No, I said, "Not it." If playground rules aren't in effect, this is anarchy. 104 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:43,100 Okay.Jackie's directions say, "Pass the place I bought a green sweater. 105 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:46,060 Don't stop. The cotton has polyester in it." 106 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,700 This is great. We're lost. 107 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:53,140 No, we're not lost. We just need to find our bearings. 108 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:56,500 (Sighs) Where would she go around here to find a green sweater? 109 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:59,340 Why, the green sweater store, Donna. Good thinking. 110 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,540 Hey, why are you mad at me? 111 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:04,860 I- Because you need to learn to control your urges. 112 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:09,380 If you'd have kept your big foot outta my bean bags, we wouldn't be in this mess. 113 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:13,380 Well, excuse me for reading Cosmo and trying a little somethin'. 114 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:16,340 If you think you're gettin' the topless nachos now, you're crazy. 115 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:20,540 Whatever. Ah, man, now I'm hungry. I want my Twinkie. 116 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:25,580 - You packed Twinkies? - I packed a Twinkie. 117 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:28,580 There's only one left, and it's mine. Whoever packed it, snacked it. 118 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,740 - I've been lookin' forward to it all day. - Oh, you have? 119 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:37,860 That's nice. That's- That's very ladylike. 120 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:41,340 - (Gibberish) - Eh. 121 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,580 Jackie and the Formans are here. 122 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:46,660 And we're not supposed to be here. 123 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,740 And this is illegal. We're busted. 124 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:53,220 No, you're busted. I'm out the bathroom window. 125 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,940 What? Get off of me. 126 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:04,140 (Voice Cracking) Welcome to the cabin. 127 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:09,380 - What are you doin' here? - Yes! 128 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:12,980 Well, you scared me. I thought you were a robber. 129 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,300 Now I really need to go to the bathroom. 130 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,740 (Gasps) 131 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:22,820 Yeah, there was no window in there. 132 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,900 Steven, what are you doing here? 133 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:30,140 Why don't you tell me? 134 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:35,780 Oh, my God. You heard about the foreclosure... 135 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:41,060 and you knew I lied about the doll expo, so you came up here to help me move my stuff. 136 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:43,740 That's exactly what I did. 137 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:47,820 And you found me out. 138 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:50,980 Oh, Steven, I completely misjudged you. 139 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:54,980 I mean, somehow you've become the boyfriend I always hoped you could be. 140 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:57,620 And shame on you for doubting me. 141 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,980 Hey, I got beer and Pixy Stix. Let's party. 142 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,100 Hey, we said no broads. 143 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:19,900 Why do you need alcohol? 144 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:23,500 Is that beer really gonna make your lives better? 145 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:28,900 - Not if you don't let us drink it. - (Red) Shut it. 146 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:32,300 Now, let's clear this place out. 147 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:35,940 If we hurry, I don't have to sleep here. 148 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,740 I hate nature. 149 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:42,420 Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about. 150 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,620 Well, what is being a couple? 151 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:48,060 It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. 152 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:49,980 It's a philosophical paradox... 153 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:52,620 like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. 154 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:56,020 Does it make a noise? Who's to say? 155 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:59,140 Okay. You're just confusing me. 156 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:03,020 You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against. 157 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,820 Oh, my God. What a load of crap! 158 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:09,660 Who's to say what crap is? 159 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:13,620 - (Chuckles) - Here. Pull my vase. 160 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:18,220 Oh. I know this one. No, thank you. 161 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:26,300 No. Man, it's stuck. I put the stash in here, and now I can't get my hand out. 162 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,460 Oh, I can help. 163 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:32,980 (Clicks Tongue) Oh, damn. I guess I left my Baby Oil in the other pants. 164 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:41,380 - (Straining) - This vase smells like chocolate. 165 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:44,180 Really? Aah! 166 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:48,220 (Fez Chuckling) 167 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:53,260 You can't see it, but I'm flippin' you off right now. 168 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,540 - (Strains) - What's goin' on? 169 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:03,660 Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase. 170 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:08,020 Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass. 171 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,460 - (Groans) - Hey, what's the teeny writing on the bottom of the vase say? 172 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:20,180 - What teeny writing? Aah! - (Both Giggling) 173 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:27,260 Stop doing that! 174 00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:29,260 Get smarter! 175 00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:40,100 (Objects Clattering) 176 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:44,540 Steven, would you be careful? That's my trophy for Prettiest Ballerina. 177 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,740 (Gasps) Oh, but that's right. 178 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:50,180 You don't care about stuff that's important to me. 179 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:53,820 Hey, you know what? You're the one who lied and said you were going to a doll expo. 180 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:57,300 - Should've just told me what's goin' on with you. - I shouldn't have to tell you. 181 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,420 Okay? You should just know. 182 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:03,300 - So- - (Kicks Box) 183 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:06,940 I'm just supposed to magically know that "I'm going to a doll expo" is Jackiespeak... 184 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:11,380 for, uh, "My parents' cabin is being foreclosed on. I need help cleaning it out"? 185 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:14,260 Yes. 186 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:19,420 Steven, my family is falling apart, and you've never, ever even asked about it. 187 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:22,940 If you cared, you'd figure out what was goin' on with me and find a way to help. 188 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,180 Jackie, that's crazy. 189 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:29,340 The only time people I know find a way to help is when they're cuttin' a deal with the D.A. 190 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:32,180 (Groans) 191 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:36,340 - (Clatters) - Whatever happens, you're drivin' her back. 192 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,900 She talked so much on the way here... 193 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:43,060 I thought I was gonna have to strap her to the hood of the van like a deer. 194 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,020 Boy, Jackie looks mad. 195 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,060 Yeah. I cheated on her, like, a hundred times, and she never looked that pissed. 196 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,540 Come on, Kelso. Grab that end of the couch. 197 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,420 I've had it with that vase. I'm gettin' a hammer. 198 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:09,380 Oh, come on. What the- Why won't this thing come off? (Strains) 199 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:14,620 Like, my hand wouldn't be so big if I didn't have to hold this stupid bag. 200 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:18,260 You're holding the bag? Just- (Sputters) let go, you moron! 201 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,220 Fine. 202 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:26,740 Wow. It's like the world's greatest pinata. (Chuckles) 203 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:35,180 What the hell happened here? 204 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:38,100 Steven... 205 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,660 what's in the bag? 206 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:48,180 The Packers winnin' next year's Super Bowl- That's what's in the bag. 207 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,500 Is that what I think it is? 208 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:59,460 If you mean paprika, yes, sir! 209 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:03,380 Honey- 210 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:06,380 Honey, paprika is red. 211 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:13,380 If you mean green paprika, yes, sir! 212 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,660 Green paprika? 213 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:21,020 Hyde, what am I lookin' for here? 214 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,980 (Sternly) Oregano. 215 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,700 If you mean oregano, yes, sir! 216 00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:34,260 (No Audible Dialogue) 217 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,780 Did Jackie say anything about Davis Street? 218 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:41,540 Not unless it's "the street where I dropped my gum that time." 219 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,660 All right. That's it. We're goin' home. 220 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,780 - (Exhales) - And, Donna, I'm sorry about what I said about your urges. 221 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:53,860 I love your urges. They've been... very good to me. 222 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,660 Hmm. Thanks. They do what they can. 223 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:05,420 Um, I'm waiting for my apology. 224 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,820 - For what? - For that Twinkie you inhaled? 225 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:15,620 Are you serious? 226 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:19,500 (Scoffs) Okay. I'm sorry I ate your Twinkie. 227 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,900 You rolled your eyes. It doesn't count if you roll your eyes. 228 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:29,460 - Okay. I'm sorry I ate your Twinkie. - Wh-You rolled your eyes again! 229 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,420 - It was just a stupid Twinkie! - It was my Twinkie, Donna. 230 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,740 (Quietly) It was my Twinkie. 231 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:41,540 Do you idiots realize how much trouble you're in? 232 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,700 How can that bathroom not have a window? 233 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,220 Wh-What's goin' on? 234 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:52,100 Well, apparently Hyde had a stash that none of us knew anything about. 235 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:57,620 Especially me- (Chuckles) though I think Fez knew too. 236 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:03,580 That's the way you want it? Fine. You have to sleep sometime. 237 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,900 Okay, shut it. 238 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:09,340 I'm calling your parents. 239 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,500 I'm calling Immigration. 240 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,060 And you- 241 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:19,220 I warned you once about this crap. 242 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:23,180 Now I have no choice. You're outta the house. 243 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:26,940 - No, wait. Look, that stash wasn't his. It was mine. - Jackie- 244 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:30,700 - Let me talk. - Yeah, Hyde. Let her talk. 245 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:35,060 Okay. Look, it's just- I've been having such a hard time since my dad's been in jail... 246 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:38,420 that I was looking for anything that just might make me feel better. 247 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,940 Mrs. Forman, it's like you with your menopause and all that wine you're always drinkin'. 248 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,620 (Kelso) No. 249 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:53,380 Well, you shut your dirty, little mouth. 250 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,180 Now, Steven, you tell me the truth right now. Is this yours or not? 251 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,940 Mr. Forman, I'm telling you the truth. It's not mine. 252 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:10,300 Okay. Fine. 253 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,100 Well, I don't care whose it is. I'm throwin' it in the lake. 254 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,780 What? I paid 20 bucks for that. 255 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,380 You got my parents' number. 256 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:27,140 That'll teach you to sell me out, you son of a bitch! 257 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:30,340 All right. All right. All right. Let's go. 258 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:37,620 So, I snuck up here behind your back... 259 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:41,140 we have a huge fight, and then you do something nice for me. 260 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:45,420 It's like when the Grinch stole Christmas, but all the little Whos sang anyway. 261 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,860 I don't know. It's just what people do for the people they care about. 262 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:54,980 - Nobody I ever knew. - That's 'cause you were poor, and poor people are bad. 263 00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:00,700 But, look, it's like what I was talkin' about before. 264 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:05,700 I sensed you were in trouble, and I look for a way to help you without you having to ask me. 265 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:10,940 Jackie, to be fair, you heard Red say, "Hyde, you're out of the house"... 266 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:15,300 not "Hyde, you're going to a doll expo." 267 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,700 - Well, anyway, thank you. - Mmm. 268 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:29,020 - Oh, so can you help me move the mirror in the bathroom? - What mirror? 269 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,540 The one covering up the window. 270 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:42,020 - Ah. That was a great trip. - Yeah. Can't wait to do it again. 271 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:45,380 Okay. Okay. Donna, I think... 272 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:48,060 I may have overreacted a little bit. 273 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:53,100 I mean, there are plenty ofTwinkies in the world. 274 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:57,780 I mean, sure, there was only one in the car, and... you did go Godzilla on it... 275 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:03,860 but... look, I'm sorry. 276 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:08,980 Well, if it makes you feel any better, it didn't taste very good. 277 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:12,180 - I think it was a knockoff. - Yeah, my mom buys "Twonkies." 278 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,700 Look, Donna, we had a goal at the beginning of this trip. 279 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,780 We were gonna be romantic in some place new and different... 280 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:24,060 and I am a man who likes to finish what he started. 281 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,460 So may I suggest... 282 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,340 on my kitchen table? 283 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,340 Wha- 284 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:39,060 You know what? Okay. All right. Yeah, your parents won't be home until tomorrow. 285 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:43,380 Oh, my God. You're going for this? Okay. Okay. 286 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:47,420 Great. What the hell was in that "Twonkie"? 287 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,380 - (Door Slides Shut) - (Van Door Closes) 288 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,660 You believe that kid? First he doesn't show up, then he blocks the driveway. 289 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:06,900 Well, I will just be happy to get back in our nice, quiet house. 290 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:15,220 - Oh, my... God! - (Donna) Oh, my God! 291 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,900 All right. It's Donna's butt. 292 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:23,580 Damn it! That's where I eat dinner! 293 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,340 Scrub, damn it! 294 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:37,380 I am scrubbing as hard as I can. 295 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,620 This cleanser isn't strong enough. 296 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:45,060 Kitty, it's bleach and lighter fluid. There is nothing stronger. 297 00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:48,100 Well, it is not strong enough. 298 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:54,700 - Nope. No good. - We need a new table.