1 00:00:09,368 --> 00:00:13,289 Ah, my last American Popsicle washed down by my last American grape soda. 2 00:00:14,332 --> 00:00:17,084 Fez, it's sad you're getting deported... 3 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:20,046 but this "last American" crap's getting annoying. 4 00:00:20,129 --> 00:00:22,590 Ah, my last American chance to annoy you. 5 00:00:24,133 --> 00:00:26,218 Hey. Come on, Fez. Look on the bright side. 6 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,137 I mean, we graduate tomorrow. 7 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:30,348 You go to your country with a high school diploma... 8 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:33,100 they'll probably make you, like, head medicine man or something. 9 00:00:35,061 --> 00:00:37,605 Eric, there is no bright side about going back to a place... 10 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:39,774 where people are outnumbered by lizards. 11 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:46,656 I'm gonna miss you, man. When you get there, can you mail me a lizard? 12 00:00:46,739 --> 00:00:49,492 - Eric, guess what came for you? - Hey. They just send those to me. 13 00:00:49,575 --> 00:00:52,161 I don't even find those girls attractive. 14 00:00:52,245 --> 00:00:55,414 No, you perv. It's the key to our new apartment in Madison. 15 00:00:55,498 --> 00:00:57,959 - Oh. - Now we can leave tomorrow after graduation like we wanted. 16 00:00:58,042 --> 00:01:00,419 Great. By this time next week, our new neighbors will be... 17 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:03,589 hearing your cries of love through our paper-thin walls. 18 00:01:03,673 --> 00:01:06,467 Cries of love? Or cries of disappointment? 19 00:01:07,426 --> 00:01:09,345 Oh, I don't want to go. 20 00:01:09,387 --> 00:01:11,889 Come on, Fez. It's not like we're never gonna see you again. 21 00:01:11,973 --> 00:01:13,891 I'm sure in a couple months you'll be, like... 22 00:01:13,975 --> 00:01:16,227 on the cover of National Geographic. 23 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,899 Yeah, those bastards are always so intrusive. 24 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:26,529 Fez, look. At least we're going camping tonight. 25 00:01:26,612 --> 00:01:29,448 - We'll all be together for our last blowout. - It won't be all of us. 26 00:01:29,532 --> 00:01:32,535 Kelso can't make it on account of he's got a broken face. 27 00:01:35,621 --> 00:01:37,790 I don't got a broken face. 28 00:01:37,873 --> 00:01:40,167 You will if you keep interfering with me getting Jackie back. 29 00:01:40,251 --> 00:01:42,461 You're the one that's interfering. 30 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:46,090 You know what? I'm going and Jackie's going, and you're staying home. 31 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:48,259 - No. You are. - No. You are. 32 00:01:48,301 --> 00:01:50,678 - Fine, stay home then. - I will. 33 00:01:53,973 --> 00:01:57,727 Hey, stop it. Would you please put aside your differences and go camping with me? 34 00:01:57,810 --> 00:02:00,229 We only have a few hours left together. 35 00:02:00,313 --> 00:02:02,648 - Fine. I'll go for you. - Good. 36 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:06,652 Now, I am off to spend the rest of my American money on candy and porno. 37 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,990 - But, Fez- - I said, candy and porno. 38 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:21,510 Hey, Jackie? You're gonna love these cookies on the camping trip. 39 00:02:21,594 --> 00:02:23,971 They're sweet and tasty, just like me. 40 00:02:25,890 --> 00:02:28,309 Kelso, this apple's kind of like you too. 41 00:02:28,392 --> 00:02:30,061 You mean juicy and delicious? 42 00:02:31,103 --> 00:02:33,481 - No. Red and bruised. - Agh! 43 00:02:34,732 --> 00:02:37,360 Yeah? Well, these hot dogs are like you, too, Hyde. 44 00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:40,738 They're, uh- 45 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:43,032 - Kosher. - Yeah, kosher! 46 00:02:45,451 --> 00:02:47,328 - Wait, what's kosher? - That means blessed by a rabbi. 47 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:49,497 Burn! 48 00:02:51,082 --> 00:02:53,209 Jackie, are you sure you want to go camping? 49 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:55,628 These idiots are gonna be competing over you the whole time. 50 00:02:55,711 --> 00:02:58,548 Well, I am glad, Donna. They've both jerked me around so much... 51 00:02:58,589 --> 00:03:00,508 I cannot wait to watch 'em fight over me. 52 00:03:00,591 --> 00:03:03,761 You know, if you really want to mess with them, you should do it with me. 53 00:03:05,721 --> 00:03:08,015 Hey, talk about humiliating. 54 00:03:09,809 --> 00:03:12,186 So, you guys are going to the lake, huh? 55 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:14,105 It is real fun up there. 56 00:03:14,188 --> 00:03:16,148 My senior year, I set the record... 57 00:03:16,232 --> 00:03:19,443 for most topless rides on the rope swing. 58 00:03:20,861 --> 00:03:22,738 I wish I was goin'. 59 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:25,241 Yeah, don't even think about it, Laurie. 60 00:03:25,283 --> 00:03:27,785 There are enough scary things in the woods already. 61 00:03:27,869 --> 00:03:31,247 Eric, I'm being deported, and she's loose with the boobs. She goes. 62 00:03:32,748 --> 00:03:35,543 Hey, Forman. Your mom just came back from the loony doctor. 63 00:03:35,626 --> 00:03:38,546 She got real depressed when she heard you guys were moving to Madison, huh? 64 00:03:38,629 --> 00:03:40,840 Yeah, you're tellin' me. Last night she was making sounds... 65 00:03:40,882 --> 00:03:42,758 that were giving my dad war flashbacks. 66 00:03:45,303 --> 00:03:48,723 What a beautiful day. 67 00:03:50,224 --> 00:03:54,228 I feel- I feel like a rainbow. 68 00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:59,525 Anyone else feel like a rainbow? 69 00:03:59,609 --> 00:04:02,904 - What happened to her? - [Pills Rattling] 70 00:04:07,803 --> 00:04:11,946 Something touched me deep inside... 71 00:04:13,608 --> 00:04:17,452 ...the day that Hyde... 72 00:04:18,877 --> 00:04:19,926 ...lied. 73 00:04:21,423 --> 00:04:24,911 So bye, bye Mr. Steven Hyde 74 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:27,880 I’m a hottie and your nottie 75 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,452 Jackie's gonna be mine 76 00:04:30,328 --> 00:04:34,487 She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine 77 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:39,653 Oh, Jackie Burkhardt, you are so... 78 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,442 ...fine. 79 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:46,697 I wrote that just for you, Jackie. 80 00:04:46,739 --> 00:04:49,158 He didn't write that. He ripped it off from "American Pie." 81 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,119 Nah-uh. The "American Pie" guy ripped me off. 82 00:04:52,203 --> 00:04:54,789 - You shut up, man. - You shut up! 83 00:04:54,872 --> 00:04:58,584 Okay. I'm gonna freak everyone out and tell my ghost story... 84 00:04:58,668 --> 00:05:01,587 so go hide in the woods and jump out when I get to the end. 85 00:05:01,671 --> 00:05:04,340 [British Accent] You are as wicked as you are gorgeous. 86 00:05:06,551 --> 00:05:11,389 You know, it really creeps me out being up here after what happened to those kids. 87 00:05:11,472 --> 00:05:13,599 What kids? 88 00:05:15,017 --> 00:05:19,272 A bunch of kids just like us were camping out up here... 89 00:05:19,355 --> 00:05:21,440 and they disappeared. 90 00:05:21,524 --> 00:05:25,236 And all the police could find were these bloody drag marks that led down to the lake. 91 00:05:25,319 --> 00:05:27,280 It was like- 92 00:05:27,321 --> 00:05:30,199 It was like something killed them and then pulled them in. 93 00:05:30,283 --> 00:05:33,160 Maybe it was the Loch Ness Monster. 94 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:39,876 No. Fez, the Loch Ness Monster's in Africa. 95 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:43,212 So the police, like, searched the lake with their sonar and stuff... 96 00:05:43,254 --> 00:05:45,131 and when they played back the tapes... 97 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:48,175 all they could hear in the background was, like, a whisper. 98 00:05:48,259 --> 00:05:50,386 What did it say? 99 00:05:51,554 --> 00:05:54,557 "I am the Lady of the Lake. 100 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:57,518 I am the Lady of the Lake." 101 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:01,564 Yeah. And you'll know when she's coming, because she screams before she kills. 102 00:06:01,647 --> 00:06:03,858 Let's see if we can hear her. 103 00:06:09,572 --> 00:06:12,825 I said, let's see if we can hear her. 104 00:06:12,909 --> 00:06:15,494 [Eric] D- Donna, I'm stuck in a thornbush. 105 00:06:18,915 --> 00:06:21,959 I heard her. She's stuck in a thornbush. 106 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:26,005 I'm kind of cold. 107 00:06:26,088 --> 00:06:28,591 I'll reward who ever gets more firewood... 108 00:06:28,674 --> 00:06:31,761 by letting them feed me marshmallows. 109 00:06:31,844 --> 00:06:34,680 I'm not gonna go running around the woods trying to impress you. 110 00:06:35,723 --> 00:06:38,309 I will. 111 00:06:41,145 --> 00:06:43,856 Damn it. 112 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:46,108 I'm gonna go take a walk down to the lake. 113 00:06:48,861 --> 00:06:51,239 [Thinking] She's going to the lake, old boy. 114 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,741 That means topless rope-swinging. 115 00:06:53,824 --> 00:06:58,412 Now, do you want to spend your last hours in America eating s'mores? 116 00:06:58,496 --> 00:07:03,668 Or watching her glorious breasts swinging in the chilly night air? 117 00:07:04,835 --> 00:07:06,963 I choose boobs. 118 00:07:09,799 --> 00:07:13,427 This is so strange, you know? It's, like, our last night all together. 119 00:07:13,469 --> 00:07:16,430 It's too weird to think about. Let's, like, do something to get our minds off it. 120 00:07:17,473 --> 00:07:20,643 Well, here's the tent. 121 00:07:20,726 --> 00:07:23,813 So, I'll tell you what. I'll go inside, strip down and just lay there- 122 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:27,358 Let's go skinny-dipping. Meet me down by the lake in five minutes. 123 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,069 Wait, so- 124 00:07:30,152 --> 00:07:34,073 I have to walk all the way down to the lake by myself? 125 00:07:34,156 --> 00:07:36,993 Yeah. 126 00:07:37,076 --> 00:07:38,911 That's cool. 127 00:07:42,123 --> 00:07:44,709 Here you go, Kitty. Home sweet home. 128 00:07:47,086 --> 00:07:49,380 I went into my closet to get a jacket. 129 00:07:49,463 --> 00:07:52,216 I found Kitty standin' in there. 130 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:58,556 I like the way the coats felt on my arms. 131 00:08:04,437 --> 00:08:06,480 Oh, yes. 132 00:08:20,661 --> 00:08:23,456 Why, there you are, my little sex muffin. 133 00:08:24,665 --> 00:08:27,126 - Little brother? - [Screams] 134 00:08:30,713 --> 00:08:32,673 [Screams] 135 00:08:32,757 --> 00:08:34,675 [Screams] 136 00:08:34,759 --> 00:08:36,594 What the hell was that? 137 00:08:36,677 --> 00:08:40,806 It's the Lady of the Lake! She screams and then she kills! 138 00:08:44,518 --> 00:08:46,520 [Thinking] There's Laurie. 139 00:08:46,604 --> 00:08:49,190 Okay. Time to turn on the charm. 140 00:08:49,273 --> 00:08:53,110 Hey, Laurie, are you naked, or you just happy to see me? 141 00:08:54,111 --> 00:08:58,032 - Oh, my God! Fez! - Oh, my God! Donna! 142 00:08:58,115 --> 00:09:01,994 [Thinking] Steady, old boy. Say something smooth. 143 00:09:02,078 --> 00:09:04,205 Nice honkers. 144 00:09:04,288 --> 00:09:07,917 - Get out of here! - Hey, you like the rough stuff, eh? 145 00:09:12,046 --> 00:09:13,923 It was awful. 146 00:09:14,006 --> 00:09:16,300 I saw Laurie, and everything just went blank. 147 00:09:16,342 --> 00:09:20,179 And I just ran, Donna. I just ran away. 148 00:09:20,263 --> 00:09:23,015 And then I heard these high-pitched screams. 149 00:09:23,057 --> 00:09:25,268 And it was me. 150 00:09:25,351 --> 00:09:28,187 Yeah? Well, I've got bigger problems. 151 00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:31,607 Fez is a good artist. He's gonna paint me onto a nudie poster... 152 00:09:31,691 --> 00:09:35,611 and sell it to every gaucho in Argentina, or wherever the hell he's from. 153 00:09:35,695 --> 00:09:38,656 Eric, I'm gonna be Ms. Nude Argentina. 154 00:09:40,491 --> 00:09:44,120 You know, being here under the stars... 155 00:09:44,161 --> 00:09:46,706 sitting in the grass... 156 00:09:46,789 --> 00:09:49,000 makes me really glad I'm not poor. 157 00:09:50,668 --> 00:09:53,421 Man, check out that fire, baby. 158 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:58,467 Yeah, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's turning a small fire into a big fire. 159 00:09:58,551 --> 00:10:02,138 Man, that one guitar-shaped log is roarin'. 160 00:10:03,848 --> 00:10:06,309 What the- Is that my guitar? 161 00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:10,229 Yep. It's got a nice, warm sound. 162 00:10:10,271 --> 00:10:14,025 - Dead! - Back off, man. Jackie doesn't want you. 163 00:10:14,108 --> 00:10:16,402 Yeah? She still has feelings for me and you know it! 164 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,197 Okay, okay, okay. Stop it! This isn't fun for me anymore! 165 00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:21,574 What? What do you mean fun for you? 166 00:10:22,575 --> 00:10:24,702 I didn't say that. 167 00:10:24,785 --> 00:10:28,623 Yeah, you did. All right. What are you trying to do? 168 00:10:28,664 --> 00:10:31,334 You're getting your kicks off of watching us jump through hoops over you. 169 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:33,294 No. We didn't jump through hoops. 170 00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:35,504 I'm good at that. I would have won that. 171 00:10:38,341 --> 00:10:41,427 All right. I'm done with this crap, Jackie. You choose right now. Me or him. 172 00:10:41,469 --> 00:10:43,763 Yeah, who's it gonna be? 173 00:10:43,846 --> 00:10:45,806 - Wait. What? No. L- - What's the matter? You don't know? 174 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:47,808 No, I don't know. 175 00:10:52,688 --> 00:10:54,774 Wow. Drama. 176 00:10:57,235 --> 00:11:00,947 I know. For a second there I almost forgot about my sister's wet, naked ass. 177 00:11:00,988 --> 00:11:03,115 Oh, God! 178 00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:08,120 Yeah, where is Laurie? And where's Fez? 179 00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:21,467 That was incredible, huh? 180 00:11:23,177 --> 00:11:25,263 It was okay. 181 00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:28,266 Okay's good enough for me. 182 00:11:41,315 --> 00:11:44,526 Wow. Yeah, I don't know if it's the mountain air... 183 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:46,570 or the poison from that thornbush... 184 00:11:46,653 --> 00:11:49,364 but... I slept great. 185 00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:52,993 Oh, my God. It's almost 10:30. 186 00:11:53,077 --> 00:11:55,120 We're late for graduation. 187 00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:24,441 Wait, wait. Guys? 188 00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,568 Guys, where's the van? 189 00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:28,487 I think it's obvious, Jackie. 190 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:31,949 The Lady of the Lake stole it. 191 00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:35,536 - Why would a ghost need a van? - What's she gonna do, hitch a ride? 192 00:12:36,495 --> 00:12:38,539 Who's gonna pick up a ghost? 193 00:12:38,622 --> 00:12:41,166 And you're telling me you can't decide between us? 194 00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:44,628 Oh, my God. Fez and Laurie. 195 00:12:44,711 --> 00:12:47,881 - They probably took it to mess with us. - Aw, man. I'm gonna kill 'em. 196 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:51,427 Eric, if I'm right about the Lady of the Lake, and I think I am... 197 00:12:52,761 --> 00:12:54,680 they might already be dead. 198 00:12:56,473 --> 00:13:00,227 I can't believe those morons missed their own graduation. 199 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:04,356 My whole life I waited to hear the Pinciotti name called at graduation. 200 00:13:05,441 --> 00:13:08,527 When they skipped from Olendorff to Stevens... 201 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:11,238 a little part of me died. 202 00:13:13,115 --> 00:13:15,200 Come on. Let's get you a hoagie. 203 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,204 Kitty. 204 00:13:19,288 --> 00:13:23,125 We've got to have a little conversation about those pills you're taking. 205 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:26,545 These things? I think they're working wonders. 206 00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:28,881 You know, I didn't cry once when Eric got his diploma. 207 00:13:28,922 --> 00:13:31,175 I just smiled and took his picture. 208 00:13:32,134 --> 00:13:33,969 That wasn't Eric. 209 00:13:34,052 --> 00:13:37,598 That was some skinny girl with a Dorothy Hamill haircut. 210 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,601 But it's not fair, Red. 211 00:13:40,684 --> 00:13:44,480 You-You teach your children how to- how to walk, to-to use a fork... 212 00:13:44,521 --> 00:13:47,775 to-to look both ways before crossing the street... 213 00:13:47,816 --> 00:13:50,694 and then one day you realize all you're doing is teaching them how to leave. 214 00:13:50,778 --> 00:13:53,447 We should never have potty-trained him. 215 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:56,366 Listen, Kitty. We did the kid thing... 216 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:59,703 and it was... great. 217 00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:04,958 But now I'm looking forward to it just being the two of us again. 218 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,044 This is our time. 219 00:14:07,127 --> 00:14:09,088 Let's enjoy it. 220 00:14:13,258 --> 00:14:17,846 You're right, Red. I don't need those. [Laughs] 221 00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:21,809 Whenever I feel like I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown, I'll just come talk to you. 222 00:14:23,685 --> 00:14:27,106 And I'll just give you one of these. 223 00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:33,445 Wow. What a great day. 224 00:14:33,529 --> 00:14:36,281 Not only did we get to miss our own graduation... 225 00:14:36,323 --> 00:14:39,368 but we got to ride home in the back of a pig truck. 226 00:14:40,702 --> 00:14:42,538 Yeah, when we went around a corner... 227 00:14:42,621 --> 00:14:45,040 one of those pigs almost went to third base on me. 228 00:14:45,082 --> 00:14:47,000 You know what? I need a shower. 229 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,919 Hang on. You're not going anywhere. 230 00:14:48,961 --> 00:14:51,505 - You haven't given us an answer yet. - Yeah. Who's it gonna be? 231 00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:54,716 You know what? I can't talk about love right now. 232 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:57,052 The bottom of my jeans have something brown on them. 233 00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:04,935 - Where the hell have you been? - I have waited 18 years for my graduation picture. 234 00:15:04,977 --> 00:15:09,064 I want you all back here at 5:00 sharp in your caps and gowns, ready to say cheese. 235 00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:11,483 Is that clear? 236 00:15:11,525 --> 00:15:13,902 - Fine. - Fine. - Yes, Mom. 237 00:15:13,986 --> 00:15:19,241 Hey? What kind of a moron leaves the keys in the ignition? 238 00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:24,621 When I put the keys in my pocket, it distracts from my natural bulge. God! 239 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:38,677 You guys, I've been thinking about Steven and Michael all day... 240 00:15:38,719 --> 00:15:40,637 and I don't know who to pick. 241 00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:43,265 Face facts, Jackie. There's only one good man in this town... 242 00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:45,392 and, well, he's leaving. 243 00:15:47,811 --> 00:15:50,064 Eric, this is really hard. 244 00:15:50,105 --> 00:15:55,694 I mean, okay. I know I love Steven because he's smart, and he's deep... 245 00:15:55,778 --> 00:15:58,322 and when we have conversation he makes me think. 246 00:15:58,363 --> 00:16:01,241 Which used to give me a headache, but now I really like. 247 00:16:03,327 --> 00:16:07,498 - So, go with Hyde. - Yeah, but Michael. 248 00:16:07,581 --> 00:16:12,002 Oh, Michael is so beautiful. 249 00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:15,923 And you spend a lot more time looking at someone than you do talking to them. 250 00:16:18,175 --> 00:16:21,470 Again, go with Hyde. 251 00:16:21,553 --> 00:16:24,098 No, but, Donna, you don't understand. 252 00:16:24,139 --> 00:16:27,142 Look, I know in a lot of ways I need Steven. 253 00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:29,603 But Michael needs me. 254 00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:32,231 And it's nice to be needed. 255 00:16:32,314 --> 00:16:34,483 You know what, Jackie? 256 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,610 In order to help you, and- 257 00:16:36,693 --> 00:16:38,779 well, just to speed this thing up- 258 00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:42,241 I, uh- I think you should just take everything and toss it aside... 259 00:16:42,324 --> 00:16:46,328 and ask yourself, who do you love the most? 260 00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,875 You're right. You're right. That's what I should do- 261 00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:54,711 - Because I'm- - No, no. Not here. Not here. 262 00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:58,841 Yeah, that's-Yeah, just- 263 00:17:00,884 --> 00:17:04,221 More dishes? I thought we already loaded these. 264 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,896 You had to bring the Millennium Falcon? 265 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:25,576 Son, here's 10 bucks for gas. 266 00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:29,288 No way. Thanks. 267 00:17:29,371 --> 00:17:31,582 Well, I just want to make sure that you get out. 268 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,628 I mean, that you get, um, all the way there. 269 00:17:37,629 --> 00:17:40,257 Hey, guys, I made a decision. 270 00:17:40,299 --> 00:17:44,094 So who's it gonna be? "Tall and hot" or "short and kosher"? 271 00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:49,808 Would you shut the hell up and let her talk? 272 00:17:49,892 --> 00:17:53,395 Okay, look. I had to ask myself a really hard question. 273 00:17:53,437 --> 00:17:55,439 Who do I love most? 274 00:17:55,481 --> 00:17:58,734 And the answer was so obvious. It was staring me in the face the whole time. 275 00:17:58,817 --> 00:18:01,528 The person I love most is me. 276 00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:05,699 I love me most. 277 00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:08,327 You choose you? 278 00:18:10,329 --> 00:18:13,582 Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would. 279 00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:19,254 Wait, what- So where does that leave us? 280 00:18:19,338 --> 00:18:22,633 I'll figure that out after I spend the summer by the pool. 281 00:18:22,716 --> 00:18:26,386 I feel this would be a lot clearer when I'm much tanner. 282 00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:32,101 What a bunch of crap, man. 283 00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:35,646 You know, freakin' girls. If it wasn't for the soft skin, the legs... 284 00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:39,483 the eyes, the long fingernails, the butts and the boobs, I wouldn't even talk to 'em. 285 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:43,153 All right. All right. Picture time. 286 00:18:43,237 --> 00:18:45,197 Everybody get in front of the car. 287 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,616 Hey, Forman, I got you a plant for your new apartment... 288 00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:50,452 - but, um, I can't give it to you in front of your parents. - Oh! 289 00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:58,669 Okay, here we go. One, two- 290 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:03,006 - Guys, I have something to tell you. - Just talk while you pose. 291 00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:06,969 Kitty, be sure to get me in the background loadin' the last bunch of Eric's crap. 292 00:19:07,052 --> 00:19:10,597 - Aw, man. - Okay, here we go. Smile. 293 00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:12,599 [Flashbulb Pops] 294 00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:19,022 Okay, tell them Laurie. 295 00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:21,567 I married Fez so he could stay in the country! 296 00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:25,612 [Flashbulbs Pop] 297 00:19:32,327 --> 00:19:34,872 You did what? 298 00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:39,793 Don't worry, Daddy. I don't love him. I was just bored. 299 00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:43,046 Yeah, but we will be sleeping together. 300 00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:49,762 You- Ooh. Ooh. 301 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:52,139 - Dad, are you all right? - Uh, yeah. I'm fine. 302 00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:54,057 I'm just, uh- My arm hurts. 303 00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:58,353 Red. Red, you're all clammy. Red, I think you're having a heart attack. 304 00:19:58,395 --> 00:20:01,398 - No. Open your eyes. He's having an arm attack. - Michael- 305 00:20:02,608 --> 00:20:05,527 Michael, get a chair. Laurie, call an ambulance. 306 00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:09,615 Okay. Hang in there, Dad. 307 00:20:16,955 --> 00:20:19,166 - Kitty? - Yes, Red? 308 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:22,044 If I don't make it... 309 00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:24,505 kill the foreigner. 310 00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:32,889 So, Red's gonna be okay, huh? 311 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,893 Yeah, he's doing better, but they're gonna be at the hospital for a while. 312 00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:38,228 - Hey, you got the letter for your folks? - Yes. 313 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:41,148 I told them I'm married, and I'm not coming home. 314 00:20:41,189 --> 00:20:44,276 And that people have landed on the great white head. 315 00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:50,908 [Splashing] 316 00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:54,912 Yeah, that'll get there.