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- Good morning.
- Try, "Good 1:30."

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I'm just so worn out from
carrying around all this tip money.

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There you go, Mom.

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Why don't you kick up the
thermostat a couple of degrees on me?

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Well, thank you, honey.

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And you have been
such a big help,

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working yourself
nearly to death,

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I made you
your special sandwich.

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Oh.

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The Eric McSweetie.

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It's a regular sandwich.
Hold the masculinity.

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Oop, oop, oop.

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It's almost time for Red's doctor's
appointment. Have to iron his underwear.

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No crust? Check. Extra jelly?
Check. My mommy loves me? Check.

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Eric, wow, you look beat.

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Yeah, I was working
until, like, 1:00 last night.

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My poor baby. I know
something that'll cheer you up.

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Today, I got my first
bridal magazine.

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We can spend the whole
afternoon talking about wedding stuff.

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Like the groomsmen
can wear kilts.

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Donna, you know how much
I'd love to spend

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four or five hours talking
about the wedding,

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or clothes, or clothes
for the wedding,

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but, God, I'm so beat
from last night.

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Okay, well, why don't you
go back to bed

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and I'll crawl in
with you after class?

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But this time,
sweep the bed for G.I. Joes,

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'cause that last thing that
happened, that was unpleasant.

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Life is a cabaret, my friend.

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We didn't work until 1:00. We
got off at 10:00 and played poker.

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Hyde, let's not weigh ourselves
down with the truth here.

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When I started
working full-time,

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I thought that my life
was gonna be a total grind,

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but my mom, Donna,
they can't do enough for me.

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Look at this. Heart shaped sandwiches.
Donna's giving me sexy naps.

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As God as my witness, I will
never go hungry or horny again.

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Will you please wear
the ironed underwear?

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I have a reputation to protect.

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Eric, you're driving me to my doctor's
appointment. Please put on pants.

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Eric is a little tired
from working so late,

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so I found someone else
to drive you.

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Jump in, Smokey.
Bandit's on the move.

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<i>♪ Hanging out</i>

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<i>♪ Down the street</i>

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<i>♪ The same old thing</i>

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<i>♪ We did last week</i>

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<i>♪ Not a thing to do</i>

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<i>♪ But talk to you</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right ♪</i>

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<i>Hello, Wisconsin!</i>

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Okay, Brooke, here's the thing.

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We should date.

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Michael, I'm pregnant
with your child.

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Pretty much the best
and worst things

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about dating have already
happened to us.

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Okay, but we missed out
on all the in-between, like...

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Okay, we need to spice up

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our illegitimate pregnancy
with a little romance.

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I mean, look how much
we have in common.

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You are having my baby

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and I am the father
of your baby.

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Okay, look, don't pretend
you wanna go out with me

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just because you feel guilty.

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Brooke, I wanna go out
with you because you're hot.

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Okay, fine. But I'm not hot.
I've gained six pounds.

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That's okay 'cause it's
mostly in your boobs.

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See, nature does this to keep
us guys around

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while you gals chunk out.

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Okay, let's get a couple
of things straight.

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I don't wanna be here.
You don't wanna be here.

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I want to be here.

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Fine. I don't wanna be here

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and I don't care what you want.

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- Okay, then,
are you buckled up?
- Yes.

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Because the little blinking man
on the dashboard says you aren't.

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Buckle up.

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- No.
- Yes.

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No. Look, start this car or
I'm gonna pack you in a crate,

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take you down to the port, and trade
you for a year's supply of bananas.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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You awake?

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Well, if I were asleep,
there would be six of you

84
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all making out
with yourselves, so...

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I can't believe how late
you have to stay

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at the restaurant.

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Well, you know that grated
cheese you like so much?

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Gets grated the night before.

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Yeah, little thing we like
to call "prep," so...

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I love it when you
use restaurant talk.

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Donna, I have to warn you,
I'm exhausted,

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so you're gonna have
to do all the work.

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Why should today
be any different?

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Okay.

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I need to know what to do
on a first date

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with a woman
who's carrying my child.

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Hold her while she weeps.

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Hey, wait, what if you guys came
to dinner with me and Brooke?

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- Make it easier to find
stuff to talk about.
- No.

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No, man. There's no way
I'm going on a date

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with your ex-girlfriend who is now
my girlfriend, and your new girlfriend

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who doesn't want
to be your girlfriend

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but is pregnant with your child.

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It's like hillbilly territory.

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- I'll pay.
- I'm in.

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Well, then, I have to go
find something to wear.

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I mean, I'm happy that Brooke's
gonna have a father for her baby and all,

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but I still have to look
prettier than her.

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Well, I was woken

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from my afternoon nap
by my girlfriend

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for some afternoon delight.

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After which, I took another
afternoon nap.

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You know what I have
right in the palm of my hand?

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No one wants to know that.
Just wash up.

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The secret of life.

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You know what? I'm taking
this one step further, fellas.

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I'm gonna get fat.

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Yeah, I'll never be strong,

119
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but I think I can be fat.

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That's a pretty thought.

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Come on, Fez,
don't be scared. Go say hi.

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No, he's too fat.

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I don't know where his face is.

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He can't eat you.
He can't even move. Watch.

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That tickles.

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Something's poking me.

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G.I. Joe! There you are.

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Wonder what else is in there.

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- Kelso!
- Kelso!

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- I thought you moved away.
- I've been living on crumbs.

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All right, okay, laugh
all you want. But all I see

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is a guy who doesn't have to get
out of bed to go to the bathroom.

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And that's beautiful.

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Hey, look, there's the
Elks lodge. Pull over.

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But I thought we would
celebrate the good checkup.

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There's this pie
down at the coffee shop

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I've been flirting with
for days.

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How about this
for a celebration?

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I'm going in there
with my buddies

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and you wait in the car.

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But that doesn't sound like fun.

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Well, that's how
we celebrate in America.

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Okay, let's head for home.

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- So, now you're not
gonna talk?
- Why should I talk?

145
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My feelings are obviously
of no consequence to you.

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All right, maybe I stayed a
little longer than I expected.

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Hey, look, how about
we stop for some pie?

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- No.
- Oh, come on. Let me get you a pie.

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I am not in the mood.

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Oh, just let me buy you...

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There will be no pie!

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Wow, good pot.

153
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There's gotta be like
four or five bucks in there.

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Yeah, you guys are going
down. I got a full house.

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I mean,

156
00:10:00,243 --> 00:10:01,578
what do I got?

157
00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:04,873
Why don't we bet a lot and see?

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00:10:07,418 --> 00:10:09,836
Kelso, I know you think
you got a full house,

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00:10:09,878 --> 00:10:11,631
but you're only
holding two cards.

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00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:13,841
So I'll raise.

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00:10:16,553 --> 00:10:19,473
This is great. It's 1:00 in
the morning, I'm not alone,

162
00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:24,312
and I'm not alone.
This is great.

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00:10:25,646 --> 00:10:26,814
Guys, I don't want to brag.

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00:10:28,023 --> 00:10:30,110
My belt's getting pretty tight.

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00:10:30,152 --> 00:10:32,654
I think Operation Fat Eric
is well underway.

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00:10:36,575 --> 00:10:37,696
What the hell are you doing?

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00:10:39,329 --> 00:10:40,871
- Donna.
- You told me
you were working.

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00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:46,545
I brought you brownies because you
told me you were working your ass off.

169
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And now it turns out that
you're spending all the time

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00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:50,424
we could have spent together
with the guys.

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And I gave you daytime sex.

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All right!
Who brought brownies?

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00:11:09,362 --> 00:11:11,071
Is Eric upstairs?

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00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:13,395
Just look for the lump under
the covers sucking its thumb.

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00:11:14,868 --> 00:11:17,829
- Hey, you gonna yell?
- No, I'm past yelling.

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00:11:19,623 --> 00:11:22,544
- What's past yelling?
- It's the dark side
of the moon, my friend.

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00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,381
It's a place so ugly,
if it was a woman,

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even you wouldn't
have sex with her.

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That's bad.

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00:11:40,647 --> 00:11:43,007
How can you sleep until noon
after what happened last night?

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00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:45,819
I'm exhausted from
loving you so much.

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00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:49,657
You're completely regressing.

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00:11:49,699 --> 00:11:51,409
You lie around all day
and you act

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as if you'd be happy to stay
in your mother's house forever.

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00:11:54,787 --> 00:11:56,224
Look, Donna, let me
make it up to you.

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00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,874
There's some tip money
on the dresser.

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00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,756
Why don't you go
buy yourself something pretty?

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00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:02,754
- Oh, God!
- That's gotta hurt!

189
00:12:07,218 --> 00:12:08,720
Don't worry.
We can still hear.

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00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:14,268
Eric, what is happening to you?

191
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:17,896
Look, Donna, I'm sorry,
but I'm not regressing.

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00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,067
You gotta understand, I'm
the man of this house now.

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00:12:21,109 --> 00:12:25,988
Okay, who's ready
for Spidey and a sandwich?

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00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:27,490
Me!

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00:12:29,285 --> 00:12:32,538
Mrs. Forman, your son
is a big, lazy child

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00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,081
because you keep babying him.

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00:12:34,123 --> 00:12:35,458
I don't baby him.

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00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:37,669
Is there crust on that sandwich?

199
00:12:38,462 --> 00:12:39,588
Well, of course not.

200
00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:42,466
Crusts are icky.
They make Eric sicky.

201
00:12:45,678 --> 00:12:48,139
Oh, my God, I'm ruining him.

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00:12:49,557 --> 00:12:50,683
Eric, things are going to

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00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:53,185
change around here, drastically.

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00:12:53,227 --> 00:12:55,813
Tomorrow, you are getting
a sandwich with the crusts on.

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00:12:56,774 --> 00:12:59,610
And no more crazy straws.

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00:12:59,652 --> 00:13:01,445
You will be drinking
your chocolate milk

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00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:02,863
from a standard straw.

208
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,118
Now, who's hungry?

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00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,578
-I call sandwich
-I call Spidey.

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00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,060
I call sandwich
you haven't made yet.

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00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,834
Okay, Donna,

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00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,548
- I get it. I'm sorry.
- No, that's not gonna cut it.

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00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:23,679
I've been wearing this engagement
ring so long, it's white under there,

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00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,845
and a little wrinkly.

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00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,768
You haven't brought up
the wedding in weeks.

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00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,728
I stayed home from college
to be with you,

217
00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,210
and if I knew you were gonna
act like this, I would have gone.

218
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,566
- You're right.
- I know.

219
00:13:37,027 --> 00:13:39,738
Donna, I know that I'm lucky
to be with you.

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00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:42,460
Hell, when we go out together,
people think I'm your little brother.

221
00:13:44,326 --> 00:13:46,538
That's true. They say I
shouldn't have you out so late.

222
00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:51,042
You're right. No, you are
absolutely right.

223
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,839
And I'm really,
really sorry, okay?

224
00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:57,383
So, are you still mad at me?

225
00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:01,795
Well, it's kind of hard when
you keep agreeing with me.

226
00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:04,766
- I agree.
- Stop it.

227
00:14:04,808 --> 00:14:07,143
- You're beautiful.
- I will kick your ass.

228
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:23,495
So, hey, maybe a good way
to break the ice

229
00:14:23,537 --> 00:14:26,289
would be for everyone to tell
a few things about themselves.

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00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,416
I'll go first.

231
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:32,547
I like make-up and diets,

232
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:36,092
and Steven, here, likes black
things and throwing stuff at glass.

233
00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:45,729
Okay. Well, I was
valedictorian of my class,

234
00:14:45,771 --> 00:14:47,939
I run marathons,
and I tutor kids in Latin.

235
00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:55,865
Well, I egged
the valedictorian of my class

236
00:14:57,742 --> 00:15:01,203
and a marathon runner
and some kids that took Latin.

237
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:05,667
This is fun.

238
00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:10,004
So, how do you guys
all know each other?

239
00:15:10,046 --> 00:15:12,300
Well, Michael and I dated
for, like, three years.

240
00:15:12,341 --> 00:15:13,593
Then I stole her from him.

241
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:14,886
Wait. What?

242
00:15:16,011 --> 00:15:17,680
You never could have
stole her from me

243
00:15:17,722 --> 00:15:19,002
if I hadn't cheated
on her first.

244
00:15:20,058 --> 00:15:21,268
Okay, wait a minute.

245
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,061
That sounds a lot worse
than what it is.

246
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,730
I only cheated on her
with Eric's sister.

247
00:15:27,023 --> 00:15:29,503
Well, and then the rest of the
girls were when we were on a break

248
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'cause I annoyed her.

249
00:15:31,112 --> 00:15:32,948
But none of those girls
were anybody's sister,

250
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except for the two
that were sisters.

251
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He brought up the sisters.

252
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:42,959
Awesome.

253
00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:47,714
Okay, this was a mistake.
I think I'm gonna go.

254
00:15:47,756 --> 00:15:50,509
No. Brooke, wait. Look...

255
00:15:52,093 --> 00:15:55,181
I've been with a lot
of chicks. A lot.

256
00:15:57,308 --> 00:15:58,308
A lot.

257
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A lot.

258
00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:04,942
Okay, that's not helping.

259
00:16:04,984 --> 00:16:08,320
Okay, Brooke,
let me start over, okay?

260
00:16:10,614 --> 00:16:15,411
We might not be the perfect match,
okay? But I really, really like you.

261
00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:19,207
And I think maybe us having
this baby together is like

262
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fate.

263
00:16:22,545 --> 00:16:27,132
Michael, fate is when two
people meet on a train or in Paris,

264
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not in the bathroom
at a Molly Hatchet concert.

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00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,016
Fate!

266
00:16:34,057 --> 00:16:35,517
Man, never use a word in a fight

267
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,400
if you don't really,
really know what it means.

268
00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:53,119
Still not speaking to me, huh?

269
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,335
Fine, I'll speak.

270
00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:02,256
I spent all day running your
bald, grumpy ass around town

271
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and do I get a thanks? No.

272
00:17:08,054 --> 00:17:09,430
Because you're unpleasant.

273
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,980
You wanna know
why I'm unpleasant?

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I just had a heart attack

275
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:23,446
and now I have to be driven
around like a useless dope

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by the idiot
that married my daughter

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00:17:25,865 --> 00:17:28,118
and gave me the heart attack
in the first place.

278
00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:33,415
But I am also unpleasant

279
00:17:33,457 --> 00:17:37,336
because I just spent the
entire day cooped up in the car

280
00:17:37,378 --> 00:17:40,924
breathing that mustard gas
you call cologne.

281
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:49,100
But mostly, I'm unpleasant because
that's how it works in this family.

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00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:55,732
I'm family?

283
00:17:59,486 --> 00:18:00,737
Oh, crap.

284
00:18:05,994 --> 00:18:08,329
Guys, everything
is totally cool.

285
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,791
I promise to stop acting
like such an ass

286
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:13,919
and give Donna
only presents, not cash.

287
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,589
And why is that?

288
00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:22,804
Because presents are for
girlfriends and cash is for hookers.

289
00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:26,223
- Although...
- You're so good,
I should pay you.

290
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:28,601
Thank you.

291
00:18:29,812 --> 00:18:31,605
You should have
seen it coming, Forman.

292
00:18:31,647 --> 00:18:34,566
'Cause when you are deeply,
truly happy,

293
00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:36,449
it's a sure sign
you're doing everything wrong.

294
00:18:37,278 --> 00:18:39,531
It's true.
When Steven's unhappy,

295
00:18:39,572 --> 00:18:41,867
I know our relationship
is in good shape.

296
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,830
Well, then, we've been tip-top
since the minute I met you.

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00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:47,413
Aw.

298
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,335
Yeah, I couldn't be unhappier
about me and Brooke,

299
00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:53,421
so I know I'm doing
the right thing,

300
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,133
'cause the misery is how God
lets you know you're on track.

301
00:18:58,301 --> 00:19:01,429
And how. Red and I
are miserable together

302
00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:03,224
and that crazy bastard
is nuts about me.

303
00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:07,721
Donna, what are you doing
the day after your birthday?

304
00:19:08,771 --> 00:19:11,316
Nursing a hangover.

305
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,277
You might wanna stick to
light beer, 'cause I was thinking

306
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,719
maybe we could
get married that day.

307
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,159
Oh, my God,
are you setting a date?

308
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,619
You can't set a date
in the circle.

309
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,371
I can and I did.

310
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,041
I love you.

311
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:31,839
There's no groping
in the circle.

312
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:34,299
We made that rule for Fez
but it goes for everyone.

313
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,346
Oh, come on, Eric, take charge.

314
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,265
Grab her like you mean it.
I'll do it.

315
00:19:44,812 --> 00:19:47,273
- Brooke.
- Holy crap.

316
00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:51,069
That's the girl
you got pregnant?

317
00:19:51,111 --> 00:19:52,403
She's hot.

318
00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:58,869
Do you think we could
talk alone for a minute?

319
00:19:58,911 --> 00:20:03,541
Sure, I'll go, but just know, if
it doesn't work out with him,

320
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,627
I've got dental
for all dependents.

321
00:20:07,545 --> 00:20:09,631
- You're funny.
- I love you.

322
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:14,470
Bye. Got, you know,
things to do.

323
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:21,853
Look, I don't know why
what happened happened.

324
00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:25,065
I mean, it could have been fate.

325
00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:26,984
It could have been the Colt 45s.

326
00:20:28,278 --> 00:20:31,363
But I do know
you're being very sweet

327
00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:32,865
and I could probably use a hand,

328
00:20:32,907 --> 00:20:34,867
'cause, to tell you the truth,
I'm kind of scared.

329
00:20:35,953 --> 00:20:37,663
That's perfect,
'cause I'm terrified.

330
00:20:38,998 --> 00:20:41,125
I know. I mean, it's crazy.

331
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:44,295
- We're having a baby!
- I know!

332
00:20:44,336 --> 00:20:47,465
- And we have no clue!
- None at all!

333
00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:52,972
All right, so,
can I call you tomorrow?

334
00:20:53,889 --> 00:20:54,974
Yes.

335
00:20:58,477 --> 00:21:03,150
Before you go, I just
wanted to say I don't love you.

336
00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:06,862
I just kind of get nervous
in front of women.

337
00:21:07,779 --> 00:21:09,781
I blurt.

338
00:21:09,823 --> 00:21:12,493
I understand.
I think it's very sweet.

339
00:21:12,535 --> 00:21:13,536
I love you.

340
00:21:14,996 --> 00:21:16,539
What is wrong with me?

341
00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:24,756
"Hi, Roy." "Hello, Brooke."

342
00:21:27,051 --> 00:21:30,429
"Hi, Roy." "Hello, Brooke."

343
00:21:32,182 --> 00:21:36,312
"Hi, Roy." "Hello, Brooke."

344
00:21:38,356 --> 00:21:40,233
I got this.

345
00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:41,734
- Hi, Roy.
- I love you.

346
00:21:43,986 --> 00:21:45,572
Excuse me.

347
00:21:45,613 --> 00:21:48,200
- Roy, that's the freezer.
- I know.

348
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,224
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