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You can even watch TV. 26 00:00:31,434 --> 00:00:34,602 Eric, we agreed to hold off until the wedding. It's cleansing. 27 00:00:34,644 --> 00:00:36,479 No, Donna, giving up cigarettes is cleansing, 28 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,230 giving up sex is reckless and irresponsible 29 00:00:40,272 --> 00:00:43,606 and I think it might cause cancer. 30 00:00:43,648 --> 00:00:46,066 Hey, Jackie, I know since you moved in 31 00:00:46,108 --> 00:00:49,525 we agreed to give each other messages as soon as possible 32 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:53,778 and in the spirit of that, your mom called last Tuesday. 33 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,529 But, what? No, she couldn't call, she's in Mexico. 34 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:58,530 They don't have phones there. 35 00:00:59,072 --> 00:01:00,906 Yeah, they do. 36 00:01:00,948 --> 00:01:02,949 Why would we give them phones? 37 00:01:05,117 --> 00:01:06,956 My dad tried to get back in touch with me once. 38 00:01:06,993 --> 00:01:10,328 Instead of calling, he just left a six-pack in my car. 39 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:14,288 - How did you know it was him? - He was passed out on the hood. 40 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:16,706 Well, I don't have anything to say to my mom. 41 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:19,290 She ditched me three months ago and that's all I need to know. 42 00:01:19,332 --> 00:01:24,834 Man, that's really sad. It's like a mother and daughter divided. 43 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:28,086 So, hey, what about some second base action? 44 00:01:28,128 --> 00:01:31,338 What did I tell you about talking about the bases, Flash? 45 00:01:33,588 --> 00:01:35,756 - Donna? - He doesn't know why. 46 00:01:37,508 --> 00:01:40,967 Jackie, you should cut your mom a break. I think she's charming. 47 00:01:41,009 --> 00:01:43,843 If she calls again, just tell her I don't wanna see her. 48 00:01:43,885 --> 00:01:47,803 Well, that's too bad, 'cause I just picked her up from the airport. 49 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:51,223 And here I am. 50 00:01:52,848 --> 00:01:56,058 - Mom! - I love making an entrance. 51 00:01:56,099 --> 00:02:00,101 - Be a dear and go watch my luggage. - Really? Thanks. 52 00:02:00,143 --> 00:02:01,310 What are you doing here? 53 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:03,978 Who cares? Welcome to my driveway, pretty lady. 54 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,355 I'm Eric Forman, remember me? Big fan. 55 00:02:07,397 --> 00:02:11,815 Oh, right. My toy poodle, Snowball, almost killed you when you were six. 56 00:02:11,857 --> 00:02:14,858 I was 13, but, yeah. 57 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:18,360 Ms. Burkhart, Steven Hyde, nice to see you again. 58 00:02:18,402 --> 00:02:21,445 Just thought I'd let you know that Jackie and I are kind of dating now. 59 00:02:21,487 --> 00:02:23,279 Didn't you rob our house? 60 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:27,281 Well, I was in there a few times at night, 61 00:02:27,323 --> 00:02:29,366 but I never took anything. 62 00:02:29,408 --> 00:02:31,575 Ms. Burkhart! 63 00:02:33,159 --> 00:02:36,660 I thought I saw gorgeous flowing hair on bronze shoulders. 64 00:02:36,702 --> 00:02:39,745 And I wasn't near a mirror, so I knew it had to be you. 65 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,788 And I just run where Kelso runs. 66 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,666 Mom, why are you back? 67 00:02:48,708 --> 00:02:51,292 It got rainy in Cabo, so I hopped on a plane. 68 00:02:51,334 --> 00:02:53,168 I wish I was a plane. 69 00:02:57,295 --> 00:02:58,962 Then she could hop on me. 70 00:03:02,173 --> 00:03:05,383 - And by hop on me... - Yeah, yeah. We got it, Fez. 71 00:03:05,425 --> 00:03:08,591 Wait, let me guess, "rainy in Cabo" 72 00:03:08,633 --> 00:03:12,177 is Spanish for "my rich pilot boyfriend ran out of money." 73 00:03:12,219 --> 00:03:15,594 Don't be silly. I don't know any Spanish. 74 00:03:15,636 --> 00:03:18,222 Except for gracias and mas tequila. 75 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:22,598 - I just missed you. - Well, I didn't miss you. 76 00:03:25,392 --> 00:03:28,185 And there's the stomp and cry. 77 00:03:28,227 --> 00:03:31,353 See you guys tomorrow. 78 00:03:31,395 --> 00:03:35,355 Ms. Burkhart, I know you and Jackie are working through some difficult stuff, 79 00:03:35,397 --> 00:03:38,190 but may I just say, nice tan. 80 00:03:39,857 --> 00:03:42,608 Yeah, it really makes everything pop. 81 00:03:42,649 --> 00:03:44,817 Yeah, I'm popping a little right now. 82 00:03:49,779 --> 00:03:51,613 ♪ Hanging out 83 00:03:53,364 --> 00:03:55,490 ♪ Down the street 84 00:03:56,907 --> 00:03:58,866 ♪ The same old thing 85 00:04:00,492 --> 00:04:02,659 ♪ We did last week 86 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:07,787 ♪ Not a thing to do 87 00:04:07,828 --> 00:04:10,830 ♪ But talk to you 88 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:13,540 ♪ We're all all right 89 00:04:13,582 --> 00:04:16,041 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 90 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:17,833 Hello, Wisconsin! 91 00:04:27,171 --> 00:04:29,256 Why don't we ever have tea? 92 00:04:29,298 --> 00:04:34,007 Well, this sounds like the beginning of a wonderful argument. 93 00:04:34,049 --> 00:04:37,760 Like the stuffing versus mashed potatoes fight. 94 00:04:37,801 --> 00:04:41,677 That turned into, "Why don't I ever take you on vacation?" 95 00:04:41,719 --> 00:04:45,347 - Why don't you ever take me on vacation? - Oh, crap. 96 00:04:45,389 --> 00:04:48,265 Ugh! Mr. and Mrs. Forman, I don't know what to do. 97 00:04:48,307 --> 00:04:50,433 Oh! 98 00:04:50,475 --> 00:04:52,642 Not this again. Kitty, make it stop. 99 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:55,768 Now, be nice, Red. 100 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,978 Her mom finally came home from her 101 00:04:58,019 --> 00:05:01,646 cultural tour of Mexico's many fine bars and cantinas. 102 00:05:04,022 --> 00:05:07,023 Why did she have to go all the way to Mexico to drink all day? 103 00:05:07,065 --> 00:05:10,400 Why couldn't she be a good mom and just do it at home like you do? 104 00:05:12,651 --> 00:05:14,986 Well, that's a good question. 105 00:05:15,027 --> 00:05:17,695 And you need to sit down and talk to her about it. 106 00:05:17,737 --> 00:05:20,029 You can do it here, with tea. 107 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:25,032 - We'll have tea. - No. 108 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:27,533 Why does this always happen here? 109 00:05:27,575 --> 00:05:31,035 We're in a recession, there are vacant lots all over the place. 110 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:33,786 Well, you can go stand in a vacant lot. 111 00:05:33,828 --> 00:05:37,413 We're having a tea party, with crumpets. 112 00:05:37,455 --> 00:05:41,415 I'll find out what they are and we will have them. 113 00:05:41,457 --> 00:05:45,334 Okay, but I don't know if I can look my mom in the eye. 114 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:47,478 I mean, I never thought I'd say this, but there comes a point 115 00:05:47,502 --> 00:05:49,503 when a person is too tan. 116 00:05:54,546 --> 00:05:57,425 Wow, check out this new police academy they're sending me to in Waukegan. 117 00:05:57,465 --> 00:05:59,007 It's got its own pool. 118 00:05:59,048 --> 00:06:00,942 Oh, man, if I had known it was gonna be this nice, 119 00:06:00,966 --> 00:06:04,259 I'd have burned down the old one a lot sooner. 120 00:06:04,301 --> 00:06:06,427 Kelso, I'm really going to miss you. 121 00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:10,053 Who's gonna take my lunch money and tease me 122 00:06:10,095 --> 00:06:12,679 and pull down my pants in front of girls? 123 00:06:13,805 --> 00:06:16,849 I'll be taking over. 124 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:19,141 Hey, you're still gonna drive me up there, right? 125 00:06:19,183 --> 00:06:21,643 Oh, man. Well, Jackie has got this heavy thing with her mom, 126 00:06:21,683 --> 00:06:24,060 I know she's gonna wanna talk about it a lot. 127 00:06:24,102 --> 00:06:26,312 So, yeah, I'll drive you. 128 00:06:26,354 --> 00:06:29,271 Hey, since Donna cut me off 129 00:06:29,313 --> 00:06:31,582 I took the money that I would have spent on a romantic dinner for two 130 00:06:31,606 --> 00:06:34,399 and bought me a gross of bottle rockets. 131 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,567 Take that, Pinciotti. 132 00:06:37,609 --> 00:06:40,610 Bottle rockets, all right. Fez, start running. 133 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,862 No, wait, I got a better idea. 134 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:47,280 After we drop him off, let's stop off at the dairy farm, 135 00:06:47,322 --> 00:06:49,448 scare the hell out of some cows. 136 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:52,533 Ooh, I love cows. 137 00:06:52,574 --> 00:06:55,117 They're the one animal I can run faster than. 138 00:06:56,201 --> 00:06:58,369 No, no, let's go before you drop me off. 139 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:01,662 That big spotty one needs an attitude adjustment. 140 00:07:01,702 --> 00:07:03,871 Hell, man, it's gotta be at night. 141 00:07:03,912 --> 00:07:06,705 Look, I've launched so much stuff at those cows during the day, 142 00:07:06,747 --> 00:07:08,707 I swear they recognize my car. 143 00:07:09,957 --> 00:07:12,875 I can't believe you guys are going without me. 144 00:07:12,916 --> 00:07:16,002 Those cows will never know what hit them. 145 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:18,295 And even after it hits them, 146 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:19,962 they still won't know. 147 00:07:22,547 --> 00:07:24,048 Because they're cows. 148 00:07:31,009 --> 00:07:34,719 Okay, here. Red. Try this tea. 149 00:07:36,136 --> 00:07:38,346 It'll make you feel British. 150 00:07:38,388 --> 00:07:40,389 Mum's the word, Governor. 151 00:07:42,223 --> 00:07:45,599 Kitty, this is America. We bomb countries that drink tea. 152 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:49,476 Well, that's because coffee keeps us awake all night, 153 00:07:49,518 --> 00:07:52,852 and we wake up in such a bad mood, we have to bomb someone. 154 00:07:54,062 --> 00:07:56,188 Oh, oh! I bet that's Jackie's mom. 155 00:07:56,230 --> 00:07:58,813 I still don't think we should get involved in this. 156 00:07:58,855 --> 00:08:01,065 As far as I'm concerned, this is between Jackie 157 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,233 and her ditsy lush of a mom. 158 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,734 Hi, you must be Red. I'm Pam Burkhart. 159 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:09,570 It's Pam. 160 00:08:11,195 --> 00:08:13,071 You made tea. 161 00:08:13,112 --> 00:08:16,155 - Oh, I love tea. - So do I. 162 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,575 Wipe your chin, honey, you got some drool. 163 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:23,243 Thank you both so much for doing this. 164 00:08:23,284 --> 00:08:24,969 You know, when you are as beautiful as I am, 165 00:08:24,993 --> 00:08:26,952 it's hard to know who your real friends are. 166 00:08:26,994 --> 00:08:31,204 I'm sorry that you have to go through that. 167 00:08:31,246 --> 00:08:34,331 I'm just hoping that Jackie and I figure out a way to get along. 168 00:08:34,373 --> 00:08:38,500 Well, you've got your low-cut, getting-along sweater on, so... 169 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:41,000 I bet that'll help. 170 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,420 Hi, honey. 171 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:47,295 Hi, and by "hi" I mean "not hi," 172 00:08:47,337 --> 00:08:49,963 because I'm not talking to you, even though I'm talking now. 173 00:08:50,005 --> 00:08:53,090 So I'm just gonna stop talking, starting now. 174 00:08:53,131 --> 00:08:54,840 Dang it, starting now. 175 00:08:56,091 --> 00:08:57,342 And now. 176 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,885 This is awkward. 177 00:09:00,927 --> 00:09:04,053 Why don't I tell a story about something charming I did in Mexico. 178 00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:05,970 I'd love to hear it. 179 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:09,098 Okay, well, there was this woman on a beach in Cozumel, 180 00:09:09,139 --> 00:09:12,307 and normally I wouldn't talk to someone who had such bad skin. 181 00:09:12,349 --> 00:09:16,393 But she was selling the cutest hair clips, so, here. 182 00:09:16,435 --> 00:09:18,078 You know, I'd tell you this doesn't fix anything, 183 00:09:18,102 --> 00:09:20,562 but I'm not talking to you. Oh, shoot! 184 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,979 Starting now. 185 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:26,189 Yeah, nice try, Mrs. Burkhart. 186 00:09:27,481 --> 00:09:30,191 Damn, these are cute. 187 00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:33,359 Look, Jackie, when your father got into trouble, I panicked. 188 00:09:33,401 --> 00:09:35,985 But that doesn't mean I stopped caring about you. 189 00:09:36,027 --> 00:09:39,654 Jackie, if you seriously don't want these, can I have them? 190 00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:42,113 Mom, a good time to tell me you cared about me 191 00:09:42,154 --> 00:09:44,114 was the day Daddy went to prison. 192 00:09:44,155 --> 00:09:48,824 Not two months later in a postcard from La Cantina Cucaracha in Guadalajara. 193 00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:51,618 Isn't it nice to get postcards? 194 00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:54,703 Okay, fine. 195 00:09:54,745 --> 00:09:57,704 Jackie, look. I know that you've got hostile feelings towards me, 196 00:09:57,746 --> 00:10:00,706 but I'm your mother and I love you. 197 00:10:00,748 --> 00:10:03,081 And I promise I'll never leave you again. 198 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:04,831 - I believe her. - Me, too. 199 00:10:14,712 --> 00:10:16,796 Kelso. 200 00:10:16,837 --> 00:10:18,356 You leave for the police academy tomorrow, 201 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:19,899 shouldn't you be packing gasoline and matches 202 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,090 so you can burn that one down, too? 203 00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:24,425 No, I don't need gasoline to burn stuff down. 204 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:29,261 All I need is these two hands and a lack of adult supervision. 205 00:10:29,303 --> 00:10:33,845 Anyway, I'm not going. I decided I didn't wanna be a cop. 206 00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:37,598 But, Kelso, I thought you wanted to impress the mother of your child 207 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,848 and give your life a purpose and... 208 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,434 Pull over girls for speeding while foxy. 209 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,226 No, I got my reasons. 210 00:10:45,268 --> 00:10:48,894 I mean, I don't wanna leave when things are going so good for me and Brooke. 211 00:10:48,936 --> 00:10:51,854 Plus, blue isn't a very good color for me. 212 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:54,981 What, are you crazy? You take blue to a whole new level. 213 00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,399 All right, let's go blast some cows. 214 00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:01,735 Whoa, all you talk about is being a cop, you haven't focused on anything this hard 215 00:11:01,777 --> 00:11:04,944 since you thought you heard your name on Led Zeppelin II. 216 00:11:04,986 --> 00:11:07,613 It's in there. 217 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:12,114 In Whole Lotta Love he clearly sings, "Kelso lotta love." 218 00:11:12,156 --> 00:11:14,865 Kelso, I'm gonna make sure you become a cop. 219 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,409 Yeah. We're not gonna let you throw your life away. 220 00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:19,243 I don't care about that. 221 00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:21,952 Look, I got a few things pending downtown 222 00:11:21,994 --> 00:11:24,370 and I need someone on the inside. 223 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,957 Jackie, just go see your mom. 224 00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:36,293 She chose you over golden sunsets, frozen margaritas... 225 00:11:37,168 --> 00:11:39,544 Man, why aren't we down there? 226 00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:41,629 Donna, you don't get her. 227 00:11:41,671 --> 00:11:43,505 Because you'll never understand 228 00:11:43,546 --> 00:11:47,256 the intoxicating quality of getting anything you want with your looks. 229 00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:49,840 Look, she's just here till she finds a new meal ticket. 230 00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:52,091 I don't believe that for a minute. 231 00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:55,718 I think she came back to be with you, not to find some lonely rich guy. 232 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,595 Your mother is a lovely woman. 233 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:00,805 Donna, Pam and I are gonna catch a movie. 234 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,846 It's my first American date in months. 235 00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:08,891 Your mother is a gold-digging tramp. 236 00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:13,352 I can't believe my mom is going out with your Bob of a dad. 237 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,395 What, he's not good enough? 238 00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:17,813 Ah! So you see it, too. 239 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:22,815 Look, I expect her to go after a cool rich guy like 240 00:12:22,855 --> 00:12:24,940 Jack Nicholson or a Bee Gee. 241 00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:27,858 Your dad is cheesy and corny like nachos. 242 00:12:28,984 --> 00:12:30,503 Well, then no wonder your mom is after him. 243 00:12:30,527 --> 00:12:33,696 - She'll touch anything from Mexico. - Oh, hey! 244 00:12:33,737 --> 00:12:37,238 You take that back right now or I will pull your hair really hard. 245 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,698 Oh, yeah. 246 00:12:40,657 --> 00:12:42,700 Eric, not now. 247 00:12:42,741 --> 00:12:45,677 Look, I'm sorry, Donna, but you cut me off and I always thought it was lame 248 00:12:45,701 --> 00:12:46,885 when Kelso said that girl fights were sexy 249 00:12:46,909 --> 00:12:48,428 but now I can see that he was very right. 250 00:12:48,452 --> 00:12:50,911 So you, hair pull. You, shirt rip. 251 00:12:52,996 --> 00:12:54,413 You better go talk to your mom. 252 00:12:54,455 --> 00:12:56,913 You better go talk to your dad. 253 00:13:00,749 --> 00:13:02,709 Hmm. 254 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,251 I overplayed my hand there a little bit. 255 00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:16,674 Hey, come on, buddy. Time to go to cop school. 256 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,385 - I don't believe this. - I know. 257 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,885 King-size pillows in a twin-size bed, why didn't I think of that? 258 00:13:27,012 --> 00:13:28,680 Man, he just split on us. 259 00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:37,684 Yeah, he's definitely gone. I guess we just leave then. 260 00:13:43,729 --> 00:13:46,604 That's not fair. You guys made leaving sounds. 261 00:13:54,274 --> 00:13:57,151 Come on, Kitty, enough with the silent treatment. 262 00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:02,903 I didn't say that I like tea because Pam is pretty. 263 00:14:05,197 --> 00:14:10,032 I said that I like tea because you were kind enough 264 00:14:10,074 --> 00:14:14,618 and courageous enough to open my eyes 265 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:18,036 to a whole new world of hot beverages. 266 00:14:20,037 --> 00:14:24,248 Which is just one of the millions of things that you have done 267 00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:27,123 to improve my life over all these years. 268 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,042 So now I'm old. 269 00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:35,420 Mr. Forman, will you please talk some sense into my dad? 270 00:14:35,461 --> 00:14:38,004 Last night he went on a date with Jackie's mom. 271 00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:41,923 Oh, you hear that, Red? Looks like your girlfriend is stepping out. 272 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,216 Donna, Pam is just what I've been looking for. 273 00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:49,594 I've loved pretty women and I've loved smart women. 274 00:14:49,635 --> 00:14:52,010 And I'm going back to pretty. 275 00:14:52,052 --> 00:14:54,053 Dad, don't you think it's a little suspicious 276 00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:57,180 that she just got back and she's already latched on to you? 277 00:14:57,222 --> 00:14:58,972 I'm a very cute man, Donna. 278 00:15:00,557 --> 00:15:04,642 Bob, this is clearly upsetting Donna. How can you date her? 279 00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:07,852 Yeah, how can you date her? 280 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:12,687 - What does that mean? - What? 281 00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:16,647 You emphasized "her" like there's something special about "her." 282 00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:19,190 I just said what you said. 283 00:15:19,232 --> 00:15:20,524 But you must have missed it, 284 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:23,610 because I was on my way outside to mow the lawn. 285 00:15:29,945 --> 00:15:34,948 Oh, man, I can't believe Donna is serious about this celibacy thing. 286 00:15:34,989 --> 00:15:37,990 Fez, how do you cope with not getting any? 287 00:15:40,701 --> 00:15:43,535 I think you know how I cope. 288 00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:45,411 When you don't see me, I'm coping. 289 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:52,873 Hey, he tried to get away again so I had to use his stun gun on him. 290 00:15:52,915 --> 00:15:54,583 Yeah, it didn't hurt, though. 291 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:58,334 Done it to myself so many times, I barely feel it anymore. 292 00:15:58,376 --> 00:15:59,960 Okay, just get in the car. 293 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,645 You know, you guys can take me to the academy 294 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,253 but as soon as you leave, I'm gone. 295 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,313 All right, Kelso, that's it. I haven't had sex in weeks, 296 00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:09,548 Fez is in a drought not seen since the Great Dust Bowl. 297 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,090 We are tightly wound. 298 00:16:11,132 --> 00:16:12,609 So, you better tell us what your real problem is 299 00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:14,550 or we're gonna freaking throttle you. 300 00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:16,968 I will tear you apart like a lion. 301 00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:20,595 Okay, look, I don't wanna tell you guys 302 00:16:20,637 --> 00:16:22,679 because I'm afraid you're gonna make fun of me. 303 00:16:22,721 --> 00:16:27,723 Kelso, of course we're gonna make fun of you. 304 00:16:27,765 --> 00:16:31,642 All right, fine. You know what, it's like I'm going to a new school, okay? 305 00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:35,351 And I'm worried that I'm not gonna be able to make friends. 306 00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:39,228 First off, I'm so much better looking than everyone else. 307 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,062 The only reason you guys are friends with me 308 00:16:41,104 --> 00:16:44,773 is because you met me before I blossomed. 309 00:16:44,815 --> 00:16:47,733 Man, you should be worried about something that could actually happen, 310 00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:50,901 like handcuffing yourself to a horse. 311 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,152 Look, Kelso, here's the thing, 312 00:16:53,193 --> 00:16:56,027 you've stolen my stuff and you've burned my stuff. 313 00:16:57,738 --> 00:17:00,405 You've even groped my stuff. 314 00:17:00,447 --> 00:17:03,949 But I still hang out with you because you are a great guy. 315 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,408 Come on, you're Michael Kelso, right? 316 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,660 You're bullet-proof. 317 00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:13,036 Yeah, man, you're right. I am bullet-proof. 318 00:17:13,077 --> 00:17:16,204 - All right, let's get going. - All right. 319 00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:19,623 Hey, by the way, you're not actually bullet-proof. 320 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:29,419 - Where do you think you're going? - To the backyard. 321 00:17:29,461 --> 00:17:32,004 No, I'm going to the backyard. 322 00:17:32,796 --> 00:17:34,630 Whatever. 323 00:17:34,672 --> 00:17:38,006 Don't give me that dirty look and say, "Whatever." That is my thing. 324 00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:41,509 - Oh, my God. - Hot tub. 325 00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:47,594 Mom, what are you doing in there with that wet, hairy man? 326 00:17:47,636 --> 00:17:50,429 And why are you wearing a white swimsuit? It's winter. 327 00:17:51,513 --> 00:17:53,388 Bobby and I are just having a soak. 328 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,682 Bobby? 329 00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:59,600 When did we get a hot tub, Bobby? 330 00:17:59,642 --> 00:18:03,018 Me and Pammy were out shopping and I saw it so I bought it. 331 00:18:03,059 --> 00:18:05,019 Even got the good one with the euphoria jet. 332 00:18:06,812 --> 00:18:08,771 I love it in here. 333 00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:12,982 If you put salt around the rim it would be like being in a giant margarita. 334 00:18:13,023 --> 00:18:15,525 Hey, what the hell, right? Yeah. 335 00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:18,043 I have all this extra money and Pammy here helped me spend some. 336 00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:19,902 Yeah, that's her specialty. 337 00:18:19,944 --> 00:18:22,194 You shut up about my mom. 338 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,279 - Thank you, Jackie. - I wasn't defending you, okay? 339 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,280 This is just really weird. 340 00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:30,365 Can you both at least put your hands up where I can see them? 341 00:18:30,406 --> 00:18:33,116 Enough, all right? 342 00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:36,201 I like Pam and she likes me. We're both adults. 343 00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:39,077 So if you two can't handle it, that's too bad. 344 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,578 Now go inside. You're ruining our soak. 345 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,037 This soak is over. 346 00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:45,831 Then we'll go inside. 347 00:18:45,873 --> 00:18:48,248 Dad, are you naked? 348 00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:51,041 How else am I gonna try the euphoria jet? 349 00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:01,213 Okay, I know we both have different reasons 350 00:19:01,254 --> 00:19:03,190 for wanting our parents to stop seeing each other. 351 00:19:03,214 --> 00:19:06,757 Like, I hate your mom and your mom's a tramp. 352 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:09,758 But we have to join forces and do everything we can to break them up. 353 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,385 Now, I'm with you, Donna. 354 00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:15,469 All the couples I've broken up before were just training till now. 355 00:19:15,511 --> 00:19:18,388 This one's not for popularity or to make another girl cry, 356 00:19:18,429 --> 00:19:21,347 it's for my beautiful mom and your mayonnaise-loving dad. 357 00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:26,099 - How's it going, girls? - Not good. 358 00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:28,643 We just saw Bob and Pam in a hot tub. 359 00:19:28,685 --> 00:19:31,686 - Bob and Pam are in a hot tub? - Pam's in a hot tub? 360 00:19:35,479 --> 00:19:39,064 There, you did it again and this time you didn't even say, "Bob." 361 00:19:40,565 --> 00:19:43,025 - Yes, I did. - No, you didn't. 362 00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:44,859 Yes, I did. 363 00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:49,277 And you would have heard it, too, if it hadn't been for all that damn tea. 364 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:52,445 You know, I fought a war to keep that crap out of this country 365 00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:55,155 and you had to bring it into my house 366 00:19:55,197 --> 00:19:57,990 and you call yourself an American. Ha! 367 00:20:06,703 --> 00:20:09,746 Okay, I'm all set, so... 368 00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:13,288 - Here I go. - Kelso, you're gonna do great. 369 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,456 But, hey, just in case, 370 00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:19,458 I packed some extra cookies in your lunch to help you make friends. 371 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,919 Oh, I ate the cookies. 372 00:20:24,627 --> 00:20:27,170 Try to find a friend who likes carrots. 373 00:20:28,922 --> 00:20:30,380 Okay, well... 374 00:20:32,673 --> 00:20:34,090 Guess this is it. 375 00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:37,717 Hey, give those cows hell, boys. 376 00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:44,846 Hey, Kelso... 377 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,221 I love you! 378 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,850 - Shut up. - I love you, too, Kelso! 379 00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:56,268 - Just quit it. - I love you the most! 380 00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:04,022 We were just kidding. 381 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,106 So was I, so was I. 382 00:21:11,776 --> 00:21:14,234 I can't believe there were no cows, man. 383 00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:17,319 Yeah, what are we gonna do with all these bottle rockets? 384 00:21:23,739 --> 00:21:25,531 Fine, I'll be the cow. 385 00:21:27,741 --> 00:21:30,659 But this time, count all the way to ten. 386 00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:32,452 You got it buddy. 387 00:21:34,912 --> 00:21:36,120 - One... - Ten! 388 00:21:36,144 --> 00:21:38,143 http://hiqve.com/