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♪ When the shark bites
with his teeth, dear ♪
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Ah, you're awfully happy.
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We're having a cocktail party.
What's not to be happy about?
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Red, the last time
we had a party,
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you called the cops and
had them tow everyone's car.
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Drunk people looking for
their cars, that was funny.
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Oh, you're just giddy because
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Bob's bringing his pretty
new girlfriend over.
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Oh, Kitty, don't be ridiculous.
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I'm just happy. Now why do
you want to ruin my happiness?
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Because that's what a wife does.
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You know, my dad dating your mom
goes against all the laws of nature.
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I mean, you don't see
a giraffe with a panda bear.
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You know, my dad being
the cute, fuzzy panda bear,
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and your mom being the evil,
money-hungry, unnaturally tanned giraffe.
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Well, I've had it
with them, too.
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Last night, your dad
burped in front of my mom.
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And she laughed, Donna, laughed.
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We are Burkharts.
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We don't burp, and we
don't tolerate people who do.
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Hey, everybody.
I brought a date.
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Look how tall she is.
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It's like I'm dating
the Statue of Liberty.
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Oh, Kitty, I just love
coming over to your house.
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You have such unique tastes.
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It's like being in
a giant flea market.
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And like at every flea market,
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Bob's gonna leave
with the tackiest thing here.
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Pam, come on in.
I made your favorite drink.
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Tequila Sunrise.
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- Red, always the gentleman.
- Yeah, well.
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Red, Red... Honey,
where's my favorite drink?
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I didn't know you had
a favorite drink, Kitty,
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seeing as how much
you like all drinks.
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- I'll take a drink, Red.
- Beer is in the garage, Bob.
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Mrs. Burkhart!
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That's weird.
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Golly, I didn't know
you were dropping by.
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Yeah, you did.
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I told you she was and you said,
"Oh, boy, I'm gonna wear my suit."
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Well, I'm sorry, Donna, is there some
kind of law against being handsome?
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Because if there is, then...
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Guilty as charged.
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Mrs. Burkhart,
when did you get here?
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Is it too much for you people to let
me know that we have company?
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One bronzed-up tart in the room
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and all the men turn into a
bunch of oversexed fraternity boys.
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Kitty, you're just
imagining things.
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What's she wearing?
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Oh, I cannot believe you kids
trying to sneak off with my good gin.
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Yeah, I should have known.
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She can smell booze
from a mile away.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, I said, you smell like
booze from a mile away.
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That's worse, dumb ass.
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Oh, what a lovely evening.
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If I didn't know any better, I'd
swear I was with rich people.
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Oh, she's got it all,
looks and beauty.
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Pam, you want another drink?
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No, honey,
you shouldn't be drinking.
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You have a doctor's
appointment tomorrow.
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He has a heart condition.
He's very old.
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I never thought I'd say this,
but I wish I was Bob.
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I wonder if she'd like to watch
The Graduate with me some night.
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You know, one time,
back when I was dating Jackie,
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Pam was trying to
wash her car, right,
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and she leaned over and like
squeezed out the sponge.
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That's all I remember,
'cause I rode my bike
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straight into a tree.
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Oh, look at her.
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Would you ever want me
to show that much leg?
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Absolutely not.
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And why not?
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You set me up.
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Jackie, I can't see
your mom's hand,
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which means
it's on my dad's butt.
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We have to break them up.
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I've been badmouthing
Pinciottis for years. I can't be one.
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So that's when I realized that
tapas sounds a lot like topless.
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But I already promised, so...
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Hey, Mrs. Burkhart.
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Why don't I throw on some music
for us to shake our booties to?
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Hey, stop acting like an ass
in front of the pretty lady.
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That's okay, Red.
I think he's cute.
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Yeah, well.
He is my son, you know?
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Well, good party.
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Good party.
When Pam and I were dancing,
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she accidentally
brushed my butt.
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And tell them what
happened after that.
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Well, then I said, "Hey, you
can squeeze my butt anytime."
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And then it got really quiet.
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And then she walked over to Bob,
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and they were
talking and pointing at me.
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Then you tried to laugh it off
and you spit dip up on your shirt.
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Then you tried to do that joke
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where you scoop the dip off your
shirt with the chip, and no one laughed.
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And here we are.
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You know, there's
a lot of talk about Pam.
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But, Eric, I still have
feelings for your mom.
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She comes off all pure,
but she's dirty.
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Why can't my dad just see
that Pam is a total gold digger?
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Oh, would you stop saying that?
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Hey, either she digs for gold
or she doesn't.
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It's easy to check.
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Are her boots muddy?
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Does she carry a pickaxe?
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When she comes home does she
say, "Tough day at the gold mine"?
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No, Fez, a gold digger is
what these idiots call a woman
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who knows that love eventually
wears off, but money is forever.
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You guys, all I know is,
pretty-tanned lady touched my butt.
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And that is more action
than I've gotten in weeks.
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Keep it up, you'll be
having sex with yourself.
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I mean, how does Bob pull all
these foxes like Midge and Pam?
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He's got to have something
the ladies can't resist.
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Hey, Donna,
you ever see your dad naked?
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Oh, my God! Can we please
talk about anything besides that?
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You're way off, Hyde. Women
love Bob for his sense of humor.
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That sucker is
funnier than a Dixie cup.
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No. All right, how it works is
relationships are based on a point system.
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All right, see,
Pam is good-looking.
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So that's 20 points.
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And Bob, he's like
the nicest guy in the world.
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So that's like, what?
Like a point.
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But Bob's got money,
and that's 19 points.
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And altogether that's 20.
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Now, you add the whole
thing together, and that's 40,
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which is incidentally
almost half my score.
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I don't care what
that doctor says.
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I'm not wearing this
stupid heart monitor.
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Makes me look like a damn robot.
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Red, I'm sure you won't
even know it's there.
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It'll only beep if your heart
rate goes above normal,
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like when you get agitated, or
excited, or extra angry, or extra happy.
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Putting my money on extra angry.
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I bet the damn
thing doesn't even work.
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You know what, Red?
Your attitude stinks.
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You wouldn't be in this mess if you
just listened to me in the first place.
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- Kitty...
- I told you to eat
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more fiber in the mornings.
I told you to exercise.
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I even told you to wear more
comfortable shoes for circulation.
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Did you listen? No.
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So, I guess I'm just gonna keep telling
you and telling you and telling you...
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What do you know?
It does work.
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Man, I can't believe you
guys aren't in Bob's hot tub.
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You know, I feel like Warren
Beatty in a movie about a hot tub.
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He's like hot tubbing,
then like...
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...other stuff happens.
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Kelso, just so you know,
Bob was in there an hour ago.
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So you are like
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covered in hot bubbly Bob.
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Dad, will you please
listen to us?
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We talked about it and we really
think you need to break up with Pam.
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- No way.
- Open your eyes.
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Everyone can see
what a big mistake this is.
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Oh, so everyone here thinks I
should just break up with Pam?
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I say stick with her, Bob.
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My only advice is take pictures,
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otherwise no one's
gonna believe you.
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Don't listen to him. He
grew up poor. He's stupid.
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What do you think, Eric?
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Yeah, Eric.
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What do you think?
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I hope it's the right answer.
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You love that woman
for all she's worth, Bob.
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Eric!
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What... What are you gonna do?
Cut me off from sex again?
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I agree with Forman, Bob.
I think you should keep her.
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I mean, you're you and
you're getting me quality girls.
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You're living life
Kelso style. Enjoy.
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Oh. I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I locked my keys in the car and I had
to use the coat hanger to jimmy the lock.
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I had to reach down in there and I
had to shimmy and shimmy and shimmy
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until the darn thing
finally popped open.
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Boy, I'm sorry I missed that.
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Yeah, could you act it out
for us one more time?
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Look, Mom,
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Donna and I decided that you
two can't see each other anymore.
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We're your children
and we love you,
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but your happiness is much
less important than ours.
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Jackie, when your
dad went away to jail,
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I decided to do
some work on myself.
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Not on the outside, obviously,
because, well, come on,
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but on the inside, you know, the
part that doesn't matter as much.
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And I realized that
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I need a man who makes me
feel good about myself.
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I need you, Bob.
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Oh.
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You know, if an ugly woman said
that, it just wouldn't mean as much.
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Man,
if this was a movie,
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Pam would pick up Bob and
just carry him off to a better life.
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If this were a good movie, Pam
would have ended the scene topless.
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Yeah, if this were
a great movie,
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they'd have a monkey friend
that did all this crazy stuff.
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You know what? You guys were no
help. You could have backed us up.
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And you could be
sleeping with me.
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People could be doing
a lot of things.
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All right, I'm done peeing.
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Hey, could you
hand me my clothes?
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Kelso, are you naked?
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No.
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Eric, could you hand me
my clothes, please?
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I'm sorry, buddy, I can't
hear you over the hot tub.
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- Did you hear him, Hyde?
- I think so.
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I think he said to take
his clothes and run away.
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Oh.
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Guys, guys, come back!
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Well, looks like I'm gonna have
to be nude in front of you guys,
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and that's kind of awkward,
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so I think you ladies
should nude up.
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Hey.
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Good news, Red.
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I made your favorite lunch.
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Lasagna.
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Thanks.
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Thanks?
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Aren't you excited?
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Let's hear that monitor.
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So, every time you do
something nice for me,
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I'm supposed to
have a heart attack?
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Well, no.
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Not an attack,
just a little episode.
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I mean, what does it take
to get that beeper going?
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Hi, Red.
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Wow!
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That must be
the lasagna kicking in.
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Hey.
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What do you say we have
some more of that lasagna?
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Boy, was that delicious.
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Oh, can it, Red.
When Pam showed up,
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your heart monitor went off
like a freaking slot machine.
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Pam had nothing to do with
that thing going off, damn it!
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Oh, and look at us now,
we're arguing.
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Can't even get
a beep out of you.
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Your son is a jerk.
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Come on, I'm gonna prove to
you that I'm not attracted to Pam.
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Hey, guys.
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I think I'm having
a war flashback.
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I'm messed up, Kitty.
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I'm real messed up.
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I cannot believe you told
my dad to stay with Pam.
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She doesn't even like you.
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She told my dad
you groped her at the party.
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Okay, look, Donna. You and Pam
obviously have some serious issues.
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I think you two
should work them out
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with a good
old-fashioned pillow fight.
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Come on, Jackie, I think maybe
you should throw on a nightgown
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and defend your mom.
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You're sick!
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And you,
you were no help, either.
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Hey, I was just agreeing with
Forman so he didn't look so bad.
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You said it before he did.
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Oh, yeah.
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What's the big deal?
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Bob and Pam are
those who want to do
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what comes naturally
to everybody except me.
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So, I say,
why can't they get any?
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You know, Pam wants
to be with my dad now,
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but what happens
when someone else comes along?
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I wouldn't care so much
if I could just, you know,
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test her with a hotter guy
and see if she falls for him.
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Because I love you...
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I'll do it.
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Why would you do it?
This is a man's job.
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Don't wait up for me, baby.
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No, it has to be
someone her type.
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Well, I know from
our time in Mexico
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that she has a weakness
for young, dark-skinned guys.
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I guess I can ask around.
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Mmm. That smells delicious.
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- What is it?
- It's not for you.
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You can go look for scraps
around the neighborhood
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like the rest of the dogs.
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Kitty, for the last time,
I'm not attracted to Pam.
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Please,
believe me, as the husband
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who has shared your laughter
and tears for...
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...many happy years.
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How many years, Red?
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All of them.
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You can't give me a number,
can you?
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Well, I can tell you
on a scale of one to 10,
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I love you 10.
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That's a number.
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Oh, why don't you just take your
cardiac jukebox over to Pam's?
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Hi, Kitty. Hi, Red.
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I thought we'd come over and see
if you two wanted to catch a movie.
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Why are you staring?
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00:16:44,006 --> 00:16:45,256
Too pretty for Wisconsin?
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I get that a lot.
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You shut it off, didn't you?
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- No, I did not shut it off.
- Let's hustle it up.
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I don't want to sit behind
people with hats.
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Ha!
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Look at that, nosy.
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It's not Pam, it's Bob,
because he annoys me.
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That's true. I do.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Um...
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I, um...
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I, I, I sort of thought that...
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That Red had a crush on you.
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Oh, Kitty. I'm sorry.
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This face can bring as
much trouble as it does joy.
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Well, Kitty, what do you
have to say for yourself?
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It's the menopause.
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I'm messed up, Red.
I'm real messed up.
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Um... Hello.
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What are you doing?
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I was hired to
clean the hot tub.
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But you should know that I...
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...perform other
services, too.
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Well, you could start
by doing a better job.
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It's still dirty.
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Oh!
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00:18:30,512 --> 00:18:31,678
So, you like it dirty?
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- No, I want it clean.
- So, you like it filthy?
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- Bob!
- Whoa, I'm not into that.
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No.
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00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,771
Hey, Eric, that was a good
burn stealing my clothes.
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00:18:51,812 --> 00:18:53,855
The laugh's on you,
'cause I borrowed your pants
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and I'm not
wearing any underwear.
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00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:05,151
Kelso, just so you know, the
last time I wore those pants
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I wasn't wearing any underwear.
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Ouch, well played.
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00:19:13,364 --> 00:19:15,906
Where the hell is Fez? He
should have been back by now.
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00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,841
I swear, if he touched
my mother inappropriately,
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00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,950
he is never borrowing
my curling iron again.
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00:19:21,909 --> 00:19:24,826
Man, first I wanted to be Bob.
Now I wish I was Fez.
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00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:26,268
What the hell is
going on this week?
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Did you tell Fez to
make a move on Pam?
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'Cause if you didn't,
I'm gonna box him up
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and send him
back to banana town.
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00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,918
Okay, I'm sick
of those comments.
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00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,502
I don't say I'm gonna send
you back to polyester town.
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00:19:48,213 --> 00:19:50,505
Dad, I'm really sorry.
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00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:53,346
It was just the only thing we could
think of to prove that Pam doesn't,
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00:19:54,424 --> 00:19:57,050
- you know,
really care about you.
- Well, guess what?
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She does really care about me.
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00:19:58,717 --> 00:20:00,635
So, you can stop playing
these little games,
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00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:04,262
because Pam makes me happier
than I have been in a long time.
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00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,679
And you better accept it soon,
'cause she's here to stay.
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00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:10,306
That's right,
I will have my pretty lady.
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00:20:13,099 --> 00:20:15,308
This Bob is back.
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00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,063
- Way to go, Bob.
- Yeah, Bob.
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I love you, man!
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00:20:30,356 --> 00:20:32,690
Bob, you're just like me.
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00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,567
We give regular guys hope.
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00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:35,984
You can't leave Pam because...
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Because Pam is your Donna.
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00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:44,862
Steven, am I your Donna?
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00:20:47,072 --> 00:20:49,031
That doesn't apply to us.
We're both good-looking.
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00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,867
Dad, can we at
least talk about this?
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00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:58,578
I'm sorry, Donna.
That's the way it's gonna be.
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00:20:58,619 --> 00:21:00,120
I don't want to
talk about it anymore.
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00:21:03,371 --> 00:21:05,205
Should've known
this wasn't gonna work.
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00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:06,664
Foreigners never finish a job.
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00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:10,583
Oh, please.
If Bob hadn't shown up,
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I'd be your
step daddy right now.
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00:21:21,171 --> 00:21:22,505
B-7.
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00:21:23,506 --> 00:21:24,672
Miss.
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00:21:24,713 --> 00:21:27,714
Oh, man,
how do I keep missing you?
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00:21:27,756 --> 00:21:29,475
It's 'cause I don't
have any boats on there.
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00:21:33,968 --> 00:21:37,428
- What's that noise?
- It's my dad's heart monitor.
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- Where's your mom?
- She's with him.
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Oh, man, take off the beeper!
Other people live here!
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