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Yeah, nice.
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So yesterday I'm at this garage
sale, I look down, and there it was.
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The Darth Vader action figure with
the incredibly rare green light saber.
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How have I not
kicked your ass yet?
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- Fore!
- Whoa!
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- Watch out!
- Parking lot!
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It was just a Pinto.
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Fez, this is Putt-Putt.
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Your choices are putt or putt.
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Hey, what the hell?
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Oh, Forman. Yeah, I should've
known it was you guys.
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Most people that come here
can't hit the ball that hard
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on account of
they're in kindergarten.
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Mitch, congratulations.
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This seems like the perfect
job for someone your size,
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what with the free lodging
and the little castle on hole six.
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Yeah, there's just enough room
in there for me and your mom.
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Yeah, the sweetest burns
involve doing it with your mom.
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Look, just quit hitting the ball that
hard or you guys are out of here.
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What are you... No.
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God, I hate that guy.
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Tear him a new hole-in-one.
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Wow, Forman,
I haven't seen you this pissed
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since I chased you around your
house with that spider in a jar.
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You were like,
"Hyde, I swear to God!"
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Then you never did anything.
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Yeah?
I'm about to do something.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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No, I don't know how to do that.
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Mitch, I'm so sorry.
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What?
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I've lost the ability to process language
on account of I have a concussion.
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There's more bad news.
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When you return to the course,
you're gonna find that some punk
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drew boobs and a butt crack
on the clown statue.
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And don't try to wash it off
'cause I used permanent marker.
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Forman,
why are we always fighting?
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I can't even remember
how we got this way.
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I think a chick
said that to me once.
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No, that was me.
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Don't you think that
we should be friends?
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Okay, well, you...
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You're obviously having some
kind of reaction to your medications.
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We're just gonna go.
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You know, Mitch, if you ever want to
come hang out in the basement, you know...
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Really? Thanks.
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I'd smile, but the left side of
my face is kind of paralyzed.
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Forman,
why'd you invite him over?
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You were almost out of there
and you turned back around.
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Look, yeah, Forman,
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there's only two times in life
that you turn back around,
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basketball and runway modeling.
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No, and square dancing.
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It's called a do-si-do.
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Look,
Mitch knows I didn't mean it.
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Hey, Eric.
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Mitch.
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I can't believe you got a hold of the
Darth Vader with the green light saber.
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What? No, no, it's...
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What a geek.
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Wow, I love this place.
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It's not just dinner.
It's a thrill ride,
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'cause there's a small chance
you're getting knifed.
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I don't know, Bob.
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I've tried to avoid Asians with weapons
ever since 7,000 of them tried to kill me.
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Well...
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It's thanks to the work
of brave men like you
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that America's enemies are
working here for a minimum wage.
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Oh!
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Mom, would you please stop
playing with his hair?
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You don't know where it's been.
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I think a good dinnertime policy might be
everybody feeds and grooms themselves.
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Oh, oh! And speaking
of grooming, Pamela,
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I noticed that your skirt was
torn all the way up to your thigh.
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No, I actually
bought it this way.
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See, most skirts
are only slit up to the knee,
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but I think people want
to see more than that.
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Hear, hear!
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Here comes the waiter.
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I'm glad you're all here to help
me celebrate this very special time
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with this very special lady.
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Oh, Bob, it means a lot to me
that you realize how special I am.
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I do. That's why I want to
ask you to move in with me.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Gosh, Bob, that's really sweet
and I'd really love to,
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but I'm seeing someone else.
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Sorry.
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But you'll still
come visit, right?
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♪ Clowns to the left of me
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♪ Jokers to the right,
here I am
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♪ Stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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What are you doing?
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I'm not touching you.
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Well, stop it.
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But I'm not touching you.
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Well, stop not touching me.
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Okay.
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Wasn't it better
when I wasn't touching you?
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Yeah.
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They look happy.
Why don't we have a game?
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Would you stop asking me
why don't we have stuff?
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"Why don't we have a song?"
"Why don't we have a movie?"
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We're men.
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I thought we were sensitive men.
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We're not.
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One of us is.
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Shut up!
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And it's not you.
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Well, Mitch, I'll tell you what.
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It's been really fun having you
over, but it's almost sundown,
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and we celebrate the Sabbath,
so unless you have your...
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Your... Your little beanie,
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then I guess we're gonna have
to say adios or shalom, as we say.
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You guys are Jewish?
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I'm Jewish!
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Wow, you are gorgeous.
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Are you kidding me? No, no,
no, no, I'm the pretty one. Me.
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You're the hottest
redhead since Batgirl.
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And you're not just gorgeous.
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I mean, you radiate intelligence
and deep thought, a real sense of self.
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Eric, I like your new friend.
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She's gotta be with you, huh?
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I can't say I haven't tried,
my little friend,
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but she's with Eric for now.
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Really?
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Well, what's wrong with her? Is
she, like, an alcoholic or a drug addict?
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Yeah. Yeah, she's addicted.
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She needs a daily
dose of this guy.
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I just think it's pretty suspicious that
after we left the Japanese restaurant
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our Japanese car broke down.
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Hey, buddy.
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Whoa, Eric, you didn't tell me
you had an older sister.
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Please, if you're gonna go with fake charm,
let's keep it in the realm of reality, okay?
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You shut your porky mouth.
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I have the skin of a 25-year-old
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who smokes.
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You know, Mr. Forman, I learned
a little about cars from my uncle
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who used to fix
tanks in Vietnam.
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Now that's hero's work,
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fixing machines that kill
people you don't agree with.
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My only regret is that I haven't
had a chance to fight for my country.
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Really?
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Eric's only regret is
that he doesn't live in space.
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That's not my only regret.
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It's just one of them.
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Excellent Fruity Pebbles.
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You know, at the police academy
they'll only give me corn flakes,
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'cause they say the sugar gets
me too hopped up to carry a weapon.
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I guess what they
weren't counting on
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was me taking my weapon home
for the weekend.
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My poor dad.
You know, he's so upset.
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This morning during
The Price is Right
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he didn't even yodel along
during "Cliffhanger."
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Donna, we wanted them apart,
and now they are.
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Look, some things
just don't belong together,
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like my mom and your dad,
or Michael and a gun.
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No, seriously,
how could they give me a gun?
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You don't even
sound like you feel bad.
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Donna, this whole
thing is your dad's fault.
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Come on, Donna.
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Who asked the woman
to move in with him
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after knowing her
for such a short time?
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I'll tell you who.
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The same guy who let you move
in here after your parents took off
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and you had no place
else to go. My dad.
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I mean, you know your mom is
wrong and that she hurt my dad,
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who's never been anything
but nice to you.
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How can you defend her?
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I pick the pretty one.
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Hey, Dad. How you doing?
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How do you think I'm doing?
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Pam ripped out my heart and
stomped on it in shoes I paid for.
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Well, do you want to go down to
the pet store and look at puppies?
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You could sing How Much
Is that Doggie in the Window?
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And I'll do the "Arf!
Arf!" part.
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Nah, I'm gonna watch Love Boat.
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I think the big guy in the shorts is finally
gonna nail the girl with the clipboard.
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Yeah!
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I'm sorry. That's the sugar.
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♪ My best
friend's girlfriend ♪
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Okay, Kelso, truth or dare?
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Truth.
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Have you ever snuck into
my bathroom while I was showering?
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I mean, dare.
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You have snuck in there.
I was there and I saw you.
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I mean, dare.
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Okay, Steven, truth or dare?
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The truth will be whether
or not you love me,
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and the dare will be
telling me that you love me.
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Okay.
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Pass.
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Okay, Mitch, truth or dare?
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I pick dare, Mitch.
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Okay, Mitch,
I dare you to kiss Donna.
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Mitch, naughty Mitch.
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Mitch, you goofball,
that's not how it works.
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You have to be like,
"I dare you to kiss me."
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Okay.
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What the hell!
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He did it!
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Look at him go.
He's like a hummingbird.
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I can't believe
Mitch would do that.
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He just flew at you like one of the
little monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.
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I was scared.
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Much like you are when
you watch The Wizard of Oz.
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Okay, look, I don't want Mitch
hanging out here anymore.
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He was just fooling around.
He didn't mean anything by it.
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It's like Fez. He's all over me all the
time, but it doesn't mean he's after me.
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Yes, it does.
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From now on,
I'll try to be clearer.
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Mom, there you are.
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How could you do that to Bob?
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- Now, honey, Bob will be fine.
- No, he won't.
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Mom, Bob is a wonderful guy
with a huge heart
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who only worries about what
he could do for other people.
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And, yeah,
okay, maybe he has an afro.
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But sometimes goodness
and afros go together.
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But, Jackie, the other guy that
I'm seeing is a Lincoln dealer.
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Oh, my God, Mom, really?
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Mom, we could be driving
in matching pink...
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No, no. Mom, no. No.
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Okay, look, I know...
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I know that Bob might not be
the smoothest or the classiest guy
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you've ever dated, but I've learned
that doesn't mean he's a bad person.
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Ugh, I knew I shouldn't
have sent you to public school.
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Mom, if you keep thinking this
way, you'll always be running
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from one place to another
looking for something better
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instead of just being happy
with what you have.
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You know what? I guess
you have a lot of thinking to do.
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You're right.
Mas tequila, Hirohito.
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I said, "Thinking."
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Hello? Is anyone here?
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Hyde?
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Well, I guess it's time for me and 24
of my collectible action figure friends.
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It was a dark
time for the Force.
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After the Formanian wars,
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young Luke Skywalker had to
face his most formidable enemy yet.
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Darth Vader with the rare
and deadlier green light saber.
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What? No.
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Mitch!
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Mitch,
these omelets are amazing.
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Well, you know, an omelet's only
as beautiful as the person who eats it,
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so, I'd have to say that this omelet
has the prettiest red hair I've ever seen.
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Thief! He's a thief.
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You stole my
Vader action figure.
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You, too?
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I thought Eric was the only one
weird enough to play with a doll.
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Action figure.
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You know, it's bad enough you stole
a kiss from my girlfriend, but this...
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This has gone too far.
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So my honor
is less important than a doll?
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Action figure!
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Now give it back.
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Hold on just a second.
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Now,
Mitch, did you or did you not
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put onions in my omelet?
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'Cause I asked for them, but I
didn't see you put them in there.
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Eric, I didn't take
your action figure.
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- Doll.
- Action figure!
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I wouldn't do that,
especially not to a friend.
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What? We're not friends, man.
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We never were. I only invited you
over here 'cause I felt bad for you,
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but I don't like you. And guess
what? Neither does anyone else.
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Fine.
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I won't bother you guys anymore.
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And somebody needs to flip
that in about three minutes!
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Well, that was brutal.
I feel bad for the little guy.
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I just wanna put him up on my
shoulders and buy him a balloon.
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Eric, how could you?
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Mitch had a lot
of good qualities,
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like, for example,
he worshiped me.
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I mean, at one point, I thought he was
gonna light a fire and dance around me.
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Yeah, well, you know what? I
was right, okay? He's a thief.
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Eric, were you playing in
the bathtub with your little doll?
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Action figure!
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Oh, no.
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In the tub, Forman?
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It is getting really
hard to be your friend.
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Okay, I'd like to thank everyone
for coming back here with me.
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True, it is the place
of my greatest humiliation.
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But the fish is good,
the sake's strong,
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and these Japanese people
are funny to watch.
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That's the spirit, Dad.
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The slightly offensive spirit.
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Well, you know, I think you're lucky
to be rid of Pam with her halter tops
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and her tight skirts.
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You know, I've never even
seen a panty line on her.
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You know what that means.
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Plus, you're too
nice for my mom anyway.
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You know,
someday you're gonna make
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a slightly less-attractive
woman very happy.
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Hello, Bob.
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No, it's not a beautiful
dream, it's really me.
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I've been doing
some thinking, Bob,
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and I realized that my
priorities are a little mixed up.
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I told her that. That was me.
I saved the day!
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It doesn't matter
how it happened.
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The important thing
is she's back in our lives.
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Anyway, Bob, I realized
that you're the man for me.
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I'm sorry, Pam. It's too late.
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I'm completely over you.
O-V-E-R. Over.
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- And I want to
move in with you.
- Here's your key.
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Dad? Are you sure
this is a good idea?
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She makes me happy, kitten.
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Fine.
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But I don't want to see, like, any of
her panties laying around the house.
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Don't worry. You won't.
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Hey, Mitch.
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Look, I wanted to apologize.
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I thought you stole my Vader,
but it turns out I left it in the...
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Hyde stole it.
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Yeah, I guess I
was out of line, too.
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I shouldn't have
jumped on your girlfriend
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in front of you.
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It's just,
you have such a great life.
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And if I never see you
or your friends ever again,
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I'm always gonna treasure
that time that I spent with Donna.
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Okay, well,
then I'll just say goodbye.
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So lonely.
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Hey, Mitch,
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you know, if you ever want to
hang out, you know, you're always...
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- You know...
- Great. Thanks.
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- Are we gonna do this now?
- Yeah, buddy, let's do it!
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Hey, so do you think I might
have a shot with Donna?
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- Mitch, she's my fiancee.
- So that's a maybe.
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Oh, Pamela, hi.
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I just came here
to get my scarf.
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Oh! Here it is.
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You thought you lost your scarf.
That must have made you nervous.
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- Would you like a drink?
- Well,
it's a little early, but...
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It's probably 5:00 somewhere.
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Two Saigon Slammers,
hold the fruit.
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First round's on me.
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That's okay. I have a tab.
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