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You know, before we decided
not to have sex...

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You decided.

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I'm ready.

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Right, I decided.

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Movies were just a dark place
to fool around

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before we went home and did it,

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but now we can
really watch the movie.

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Isn't that great?

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It's fabulous.

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There's nothing I hate more than
the feeling that I'm about to have sex.

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Hi.

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Hi!

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Hey!

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Hi!

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Okay!

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Isn't that the girl
who sells Slurpees?

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Why is she saying hi to you?

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I don't know. It's weird. I've
never talked to her before.

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I mean, maybe one time I said,

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"You're out of spoon straws,"
but that's it.

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<i>Great. Now I have to sit
through</i> Kramer vs. Kramer <i>again</i>

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<i>with no shot at nookie.</i>

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<i>First time we saw it, I said,</i>

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<i>"You know, dads can
be good parents, too,"</i>

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<i>and Donna's shirt
just floated off.</i>

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<i>What is wrong with me?</i>

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<i>A boy's gonna lose his mother, and
all I can think about is fooling around.</i>

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<i>I am such a dirty girl.</i>

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<i>I should be spanked.
Oh, stop it!</i>

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<i>Screw it.
Sneak attack is my only hope.</i>

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<i>I'm gonna go with
the yawn and grab.</i>

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<i>Watch out for my hand, pretty
mama, 'cause I'm not really tired.</i>

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<i>Oh, God.
It's the yawn and grab.</i>

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<i>How do I stop him?</i>

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Oops.

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Oh, sorry.

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Oh, come on. It's okay.

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<i>Great. Now my lap's
covered in hot buttered popcorn.</i>

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<i>That's the most action
I've gotten in weeks.</i>

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Thanks for helping move
Pam into my house, Kitty.

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You know what they say,
"Lady number three is a charm."

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You have been so
warm and friendly.

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You simply must teach me
how to be like that.

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Pam, I'd just like to say
on behalf of Fez and myself,

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that it is a privilege and a
turn-on to carry your underthings.

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And you don't have to pay me.

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I took a few souvenirs.

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Well, enjoy.

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Red, I'd help you with the boxes,
but I don't want to tire myself out.

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I'm gonna be up all night
welcoming Pam to the house.

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Okay, see you later.
Have fun, close your shades.

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What do we do with these boxes?

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Let's just stick them in there.

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Hi, boys.

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<i>♪ Hanging out</i>

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<i>♪ Down the street</i>

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<i>♪ The same old thing</i>

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<i>♪ We did last week</i>

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<i>♪ Not a thing to do</i>

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<i>♪ But talk to you</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right ♪</i>

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<i>Hello, Wisconsin!</i>

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Mitch, what are you doing here?

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I made a peach
cobbler for Donna,

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and I forgot to leave it
when I was in here last night.

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You weren't in here last night.

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Well, not as far as you know.

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Okay, look, Mitch, I know
you're in love with her,

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but it's not gonna work out.

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You're as big as
you're gonna get.

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And trust me, okay?
Donna's still growing.

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Jackie, we need to talk.

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Eric and I came
really close to doing it,

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and I am so jacked up on hormones, I
feel like I could jump the first guy I see.

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Then look my way, pretty lady.

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Okay, Mitch, you know I
love having you around,

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'cause you say
really nice things about me...

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Like how the sun pales in
radiance to the beauty of your smile?

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- Yeah, like that.
- Yeah.

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But I have to talk to Jackie,
and it's girl stuff.

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You're so strong.

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You make me feel like
Jessica Lange in <i>King Kong.</i>

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Hey, Red. "Hi, boys!"

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I could kill you
without making a sound.

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You know, I'm worried
we don't have enough chicken

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for dinner tonight.

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Do these breasts
look big enough?

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I'm not comfortable
with that question.

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- What?
- What?

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What?

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What are you laughing at?

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Just life. It's a hoot.

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Well, I don't know
what's in that orange juice,

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but I'm gonna
pour myself a glass.

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Red, what I want to know is,
what did Pam mean...

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Not here... Toyota.

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This is the only
place that's safe.

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Look, if I was a single man,

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what we saw today

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would be like a reward for a
lifetime of disappointments.

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But I'm not,

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so it's just
another disappointment.

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For you, maybe. I saw them.
I don't care who knows it.

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You better care,

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'cause if Kitty finds out,
I'm taking you down with me.

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And when I take people down,
they stay down.

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Just ask North Korea.

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But I have so many questions.

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I mean,
I've been flashed before,

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but it was always followed
with either, "Get out!"

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Or, "There's
a two-drink minimum."

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But, "Hi, boys"?

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It has me reeling.

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Oh! Maybe she was
coming on to us.

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She wasn't coming on to us.

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She was coming on to me.

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She heard about my war record.

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I'm a hero.

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You know why Darth
Vader went to the dark side?

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He was dating a redhead
who wouldn't put out.

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So, you are like Darth Vader in
the sense that you're not getting any.

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But you are not like Darth Vader

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in the sense that you are weak
and strike fear in no one.

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Well, this is certainly one
way to spend an afternoon.

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You know, I never really
got into making models.

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Guess I was too busy having sex.

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Hey, I don't have sex,
and I still don't build models.

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I don't have a single model or a
single girl. My life is an empty hole.

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Hey, nice job.

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You put the force field
generators on backwards.

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One photon torpedo
and you're space toast.

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Okay, Eric, that's it.

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I think we should have sex.

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- Yes!
- No!

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Okay, I'm going
crazy not being with you.

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You may not be a strong man,
but you read my body like Braille.

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Burn!

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Wait. What's "Braille"?

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You two were awfully quiet
at dinner tonight.

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Is there anything I
should know about?

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- No.
- No.

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- I'll get it.
- Me, too.

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Hi, boys.

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Kitty, every time I
come to this house

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I'm amazed by how much
you've done with so little.

165
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Here. We brought Kahlua.

166
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Well, aren't you just an angel
sent from after-dinner drink heaven?

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She wanted to get you cookies, but
I know how much you like the sauce.

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- Red.
- Toyota!

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Did you see that
look she just gave us?

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Was that, "Please don't tell
anyone you saw my boobs"?

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Or, "Please come over
and see my boobs again"?

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Do you have to
keep saying that word?

173
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Let's just call them..."them."

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This is the last time we ever talk about
it. From here on out, it never happened.

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- But, Red...
- Steven, I have been to war.

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I have seen a lot
of things in my life,

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and there were only three things

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that I was gonna keep secret
until the day I die.

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This is number four.

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And five.

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Okay, the tractor beam is
operational. Don't get too close.

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You really gonna shine
your love light on that?

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Well, he's a different person
between the sheets.

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What can I say?

185
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,373
Hey, guys.

186
00:10:06,415 --> 00:10:10,085
Hey, listen, tomorrow I have this
police test on interrogation techniques.

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I was wondering if I could
practice on somebody.

188
00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,506
Jackie, how about you?

189
00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,007
Well, no.
This is your first time.

190
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:18,344
You're gonna need somebody
much more spineless than me.

191
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,679
Try Eric.

192
00:10:21,431 --> 00:10:23,724
Yeah, that's good thinking.

193
00:10:23,766 --> 00:10:27,103
All right, Mr. Forman,

194
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if that is
indeed your real name,

195
00:10:31,774 --> 00:10:34,152
what did you do on
the day of yesterday?

196
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You'll never get it out
of me, copper. I'm no rat!

197
00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:49,251
Kelso, what the hell?

198
00:10:51,212 --> 00:10:54,382
Just relax, Eric. I'm just
doing good cop, bad cop.

199
00:10:55,675 --> 00:10:58,969
That was the bad cop,
but he's gone now.

200
00:10:59,011 --> 00:11:01,764
See, now good cop is here
to take care of you.

201
00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:03,725
Hey, how you doing, buddy?

202
00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:08,647
It's a real shame about
what happened to your model.

203
00:11:10,399 --> 00:11:13,109
Why don't you tell me
what you did yesterday?

204
00:11:14,653 --> 00:11:16,946
I came home from the restaurant

205
00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:19,740
and spent six hours
building that model!

206
00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,288
Uh, excuse me.

207
00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:26,040
I'm sorry to interrupt,

208
00:11:26,082 --> 00:11:29,669
but what about your encounter at the
store with the girl who sells Slurpees?

209
00:11:29,711 --> 00:11:31,295
- What?
- What?

210
00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:32,796
Yeah, you remember.

211
00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:35,799
She asked why you never call
her anymore, and you were like...

212
00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:36,842
Ooh!

213
00:11:42,849 --> 00:11:44,435
Wait. Is that
the girl from the movies?

214
00:11:44,476 --> 00:11:46,769
Donna, I'm asking
the questions here.

215
00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:52,775
Is that the girl
from the movies?

216
00:11:52,817 --> 00:11:54,254
What happened to,
"I barely know her"?

217
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:57,364
What happened to,
"I barely know her"?

218
00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:58,741
Why were you calling her, Eric?

219
00:11:58,781 --> 00:12:00,075
Why were you calling her, Eric?

220
00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:01,453
Kelso, will you shut up?

221
00:12:01,494 --> 00:12:04,163
Oh, yeah, it's getting
hot in here, isn't it?

222
00:12:10,044 --> 00:12:14,716
Look, Donna,
maybe I kind of know her.

223
00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:19,220
Maybe we kind of went out a couple
times when you were dating Kelso's brother.

224
00:12:19,262 --> 00:12:21,806
Wait, you got other girls
besides Donna to go out with you?

225
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,313
What is this
obsession with the underdog?

226
00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:30,815
Wait, so the other day at
the movies you lied to me?

227
00:12:30,857 --> 00:12:33,360
Donna,
I am the senior officer here.

228
00:12:36,196 --> 00:12:38,949
So the other day at the movies
you lied to me.

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00:12:41,118 --> 00:12:42,496
No, I...

230
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You know, I mean,
it was the movies, you know?

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It's all make-believe.

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00:12:50,462 --> 00:12:53,881
Okay, you know what? Don't
bother coming over tonight.

233
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:56,926
My sexual tension has been
replaced with another familiar emotion,

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00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:58,844
anger at your scrawny ass!

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00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:01,181
- No!
- Yes!

236
00:13:04,477 --> 00:13:06,562
Well, good job, Michael.

237
00:13:06,604 --> 00:13:09,440
You solved one crime and
prevented an even bigger one,

238
00:13:09,482 --> 00:13:10,733
Donna having sex with Eric.

239
00:13:13,277 --> 00:13:17,114
You have the right
to remain... Burn!

240
00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:23,997
I'm just glad I could
help the truth be told.

241
00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:26,874
Yeah, at least someone's
being honest around here.

242
00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:33,632
Mitch, what the hell?

243
00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:35,193
What? I thought you
came off looking great.

244
00:13:35,217 --> 00:13:37,093
Oh, wait. That was me.

245
00:13:45,061 --> 00:13:48,439
Everyone, I want to thank you
for making me so welcome.

246
00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:52,360
I feel like the only guest at an
inexpensive backwoods hotel.

247
00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:58,658
Steven, you're so tense.

248
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Of course he's tense, Mom.

249
00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,286
You're the one who taught me

250
00:14:02,328 --> 00:14:04,265
that if your man's not tense
when you walk into the room,

251
00:14:04,289 --> 00:14:07,668
that means
you're doing something wrong.

252
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,629
Yeah, that's right.
I'm tense because of you.

253
00:14:10,671 --> 00:14:13,340
'Cause you're... too pretty.

254
00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:16,134
Aw!

255
00:14:16,176 --> 00:14:19,346
Red, I was gonna get you a
thank-you gift for helping with the move,

256
00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:21,265
but then I figured, nah.

257
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:24,936
So, thanks.

258
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:28,189
Don't mention it, Bob.

259
00:14:28,231 --> 00:14:31,943
Don't mention anything
about that day ever again.

260
00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,697
Why? It was a pretty good day.

261
00:14:35,739 --> 00:14:38,116
Nothing got broken.
Nobody got hurt.

262
00:14:38,157 --> 00:14:40,076
You two even got
to see Pam topless.

263
00:14:47,835 --> 00:14:50,671
Yeah, first time I saw them
I was speechless, too.

264
00:14:57,887 --> 00:14:59,430
All right.

265
00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:01,474
I admit that we saw Pam's...

266
00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:03,851
them.

267
00:15:07,314 --> 00:15:09,274
But it's not like we planned it.

268
00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:12,986
Although our timing
couldn't have been better.

269
00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:15,948
I think you mean "worse,"
Steven.

270
00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:18,283
No, I'm pretty
sure I meant "better."

271
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:22,036
Red, how could you?

272
00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:25,625
Kitty, we just opened the
door, and there she was.

273
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:28,962
What was I supposed to do,
rip the eyes out of my head?

274
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,049
Don't feel bad, you guys.

275
00:15:34,091 --> 00:15:37,804
This isn't the first time
my body has caused a fight.

276
00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:41,724
One time I caused a riot on
a topless beach in Venezuela.

277
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:45,228
Imagine what you saw,
only all tanned and oiled.

278
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:47,022
Huh!

279
00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:50,943
She told me to.

280
00:15:52,778 --> 00:15:57,324
Well, I hate to let the cat
out of the bag and then leave,

281
00:15:57,366 --> 00:16:00,494
but looks like that's
exactly what we're gonna do.

282
00:16:00,536 --> 00:16:03,998
Enjoy your fight.

283
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:07,335
I can't believe you saw my mother topless
and didn't tell me about it right away.

284
00:16:07,377 --> 00:16:08,896
What, so every time
I see another woman's breasts

285
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,047
I'm supposed to tell you?

286
00:16:12,048 --> 00:16:13,341
Now I know.

287
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,847
I am so mad. I can't
even stand to look at you.

288
00:16:19,472 --> 00:16:20,891
And yet you do.

289
00:16:24,394 --> 00:16:27,356
Because your eyes work.
You see my problem?

290
00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:32,194
All right.
All right. We're going.

291
00:16:37,074 --> 00:16:39,660
I can't believe Eric lied
to me about that girl.

292
00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:42,263
I mean, we're getting married. I
should know everything about him.

293
00:16:42,287 --> 00:16:46,585
If I have to know that he wore a
bathing suit in the tub until he was 12...

294
00:16:47,335 --> 00:16:49,087
Yeah, tell everybody.

295
00:16:50,839 --> 00:16:53,050
I should know who he dated.

296
00:16:54,843 --> 00:16:57,512
That's right, just... Just
get it off your chest, Donna.

297
00:16:57,554 --> 00:17:00,473
All the rage and the anger
and the clothing.

298
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:04,477
Hey, hey, hey.

299
00:17:04,519 --> 00:17:07,774
There's only room for one
creepy pervert in this group,

300
00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:10,234
and that's me.

301
00:17:10,276 --> 00:17:13,738
Around here, I'm the one
who drools over all the ladies.

302
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:17,658
Well, I don't drool over
all the ladies, just Donna.

303
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,118
A specialist, huh?

304
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,706
Okay, we'll try it your way.

305
00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,334
Oh, my God. You don't...

306
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:27,836
You don't think
Eric and that girl...

307
00:17:27,878 --> 00:17:29,838
Made sweet emotional love?
Yes, I do.

308
00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:32,841
I bought many
a Slurpee from her.

309
00:17:32,883 --> 00:17:36,344
And from what I can tell,
she'll do it with anyone.

310
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,931
- Did she do it with you?
- No.

311
00:17:38,973 --> 00:17:41,224
She has way too much
self-respect for that.

312
00:17:43,978 --> 00:17:46,229
I am gonna march right in
that room and tell my mother

313
00:17:46,271 --> 00:17:48,316
there are consequences
to her topless actions.

314
00:17:48,357 --> 00:17:50,443
And that she needs
to start wearing pantyhose.

315
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:51,903
This isn't Las Vegas.

316
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,491
Whoopsy-doosy.

317
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:03,205
So, then she goes, "Hi, boys."

318
00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:06,584
I mean, that has to
be a come-on, right?

319
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:09,212
I saw this dirty movie once where
the plumbers knock on the door,

320
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,716
and the lady answers
and she says, "Hi, boys."

321
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,177
After that it was
all asses and elbows.

322
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,181
Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde.

323
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:23,019
There's a lot of guys that Pam
would choose before you and Red.

324
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,563
All right, it goes me, then Bob,

325
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,193
Fez, then you,

326
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,780
Red, then me again,

327
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,200
then Donna, then Eric.

328
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,748
Okay, Eric, there's
something I need to know.

329
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,460
Did you or did you not do it
with the Slurpee slut?

330
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,714
- What?
- He answered
a question with a question.

331
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:50,840
That means he's guilty.

332
00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:53,467
Now let's ditch him
and carry me out of here.

333
00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:58,139
Donna, I did not sleep with her.

334
00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:01,184
Well, you lied to me about her before,
so why should I believe you now?

335
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:04,645
You don't believe me? Fine.

336
00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:07,732
Let me show you what I was
doing while you were with Casey.

337
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:10,944
You're gonna go hide
in your bedroom and cry?

338
00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:13,030
Or you gonna try
to write another song again?

339
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,909
"Hey, you guys,
what rhymes with pain?"

340
00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,619
I love that song.

341
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,665
Everyday is like rain
when you're in pain.

342
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,169
Okay, Donna.

343
00:19:27,211 --> 00:19:28,922
This is a box full of models

344
00:19:28,963 --> 00:19:30,882
that I made while you
were with Casey Kelso.

345
00:19:30,924 --> 00:19:35,595
Look at this, TIE fighters, assault
vehicles and troop transports.

346
00:19:35,636 --> 00:19:39,473
All with minor defects in workmanship.
Yeah, he made these, all right.

347
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,937
So this is what you did
while we were apart?

348
00:19:43,978 --> 00:19:45,688
Oh, my horny nerd boy.

349
00:19:50,236 --> 00:19:53,280
Donna, there's a reason
I didn't tell you about her.

350
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:56,033
She wasn't important.

351
00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:58,410
The whole time we
broke up, you know...

352
00:20:00,162 --> 00:20:02,539
You know I never
stopped loving you.

353
00:20:03,582 --> 00:20:04,666
Eric.

354
00:20:07,461 --> 00:20:11,133
Hyde, I never
stopped loving you, either.

355
00:20:16,596 --> 00:20:18,181
Don't.

356
00:20:18,223 --> 00:20:20,058
I promised
myself I wouldn't cry.

357
00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:25,313
You guys better be kidding,
or I'm gonna be super pissed.

358
00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:35,032
So, can I suggest that

359
00:20:35,074 --> 00:20:38,410
we honor the age-old tradition
of making up after a fight,

360
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:39,912
not just spiritually,

361
00:20:43,457 --> 00:20:44,834
but physically?

362
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,837
How about
a brand-spanking-new tradition

363
00:20:47,878 --> 00:20:49,881
where I buy you
a milkshake and a <i>Playboy?</i>

364
00:20:49,923 --> 00:20:53,384
Donna, whoa, I'm insulted.

365
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,305
I do not need a milkshake.
Let's go.

366
00:20:59,183 --> 00:21:02,269
What... So they're back
together and everything's fine?

367
00:21:02,853 --> 00:21:04,313
That sucks.

368
00:21:04,354 --> 00:21:06,898
See what happens
when you specialize?

369
00:21:10,653 --> 00:21:13,531
I can go and make any
number of ladies uncomfortable.

370
00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:16,534
What can you do?

371
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:27,170
What do you think he meant by,
"Whoopsy-doosy"?

372
00:21:27,212 --> 00:21:28,838
Not here. Toyota!

373
00:21:31,675 --> 00:21:33,969
I'm so freaked out, Mrs.
Forman.

374
00:21:34,011 --> 00:21:36,347
I'm gonna have to
sleep with the light on.

375
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,727
What are you two doing out here?

376
00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:44,646
We were just...

377
00:21:45,856 --> 00:21:47,399
Uh-oh!

378
00:21:47,423 --> 00:21:49,423
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