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Hey, Donna,
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now that we have our wedding
rings and you can't back out,
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I have something
that I want to confess.
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I want to do the bunny hop
at our wedding.
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I'm good at it and I don't
get to show it off that often.
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Okay, but I want to walk into the
reception under an archway of cupcakes.
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- Ooh! Deal.
- Okay.
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Don't look!
Turn away!
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Whoa. What?
Did you get me a present?
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Is it bongo drums?
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No. I didn't want you
to see my wedding dress.
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It's bad luck.
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Isn't having sex before the
wedding the bad luck thing?
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Well, that, too.
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Eric, getting married
is like one big minefield.
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One false step, and limbs
just flying everywhere.
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Well, don't worry. I didn't
see your wedding dress, so...
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So, I think we just saved
ourselves some bad luck.
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Now let's take that credit
that we've earned
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and use it to have sex.
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Come on. We can't lose. It's gonna
be like playing with the house's money.
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Eric, if we broke our celibacy vow
now, what would it say about us?
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It would say,
"Yay! We had sex."
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All right, fine.
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Can we look at our ring
inscriptions, or is that bad luck, too?
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Well, no, that I have to look at
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so I can return it in case
you wrote something stupid.
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"To Eric, love Donna."
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Well, it's not stupid.
It's short.
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It's terse.
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Quite possibly
even a little rude.
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"All my friends
know the low rider."
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Um, I don't get it.
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Am I the low rider?
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Wait. What do you mean
all your friends know me?
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Are you saying I'm a whore?
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No, no, Donna.
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Low Rider is the song that was playing
in the car at the end of our first date.
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Remember, you wore that red dress,
and at the end of the night I kissed you,
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and I remember thinking,
I just...
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You know, "I just can't
believe she's with me."
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Eric, that is the most
romantic thing I've ever heard.
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Take your pants off.
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That's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Well, fellows, I convinced Donna
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to break her celibacy vow,
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which in laymen's terms
means I'm a layman.
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Damn, Forman,
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you got your girlfriend
to have sex with you?
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What is your secret?
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Okay, you guys, it's a big deal.
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Have either of you ever
slept with my girlfriend?
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No, but I've done it
with Hyde's girlfriend.
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And I was good.
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Well, just
what the heck is this?
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What a great auction.
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Red had a few beers
and bought a canoe.
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I bought a canoe.
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Who would've thought?
Me and Red go out
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and he's the one
to buy something stupid.
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I don't know where
I'm gonna put this.
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Red, why would you buy a canoe?
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I think the question is,
why haven't I before?
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But we can't afford this.
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Sure we can. I used the money
that you gave me yesterday.
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That was for
Eric's wedding present.
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Congratulations, Eric.
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I knew you always
wanted a canoe.
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Fine, Red.
Since you blew the money,
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I expect you to come up
with a nice sentimental gift
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for Eric that
doesn't cost anything.
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Well, that's what you get
for going out and drinking.
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Maybe one day you'll learn to
stay at home and drink, like me.
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Hey, boys. I bought a canoe.
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Oh, hey, Jackie. I just left my
coat here after Donna and I...
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Well, I'm sure she already filled
you in on all the juicy details, so...
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Yeah, heard all about
your little leg cramp.
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Hey, I can turn
a leg cramp into magic.
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Eh...
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She just doesn't get me.
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Oh, no, Donna's wedding dress.
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Oh, no.
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Donna's wedding dress.
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Bad luck. Bad voodoo.
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Please, give me a break.
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Well, boys, thanks to
our time here in the circle,
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I've come up with
a perfectly rational way
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to keep Donna from finding out
that I tore her dress.
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I'm gonna destroy the Earth.
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Okay, well, first you gotta go
to another planet,
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and then you gotta build a giant
death ray and aim it at the Earth.
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That's pretty complicated.
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I can lend you my
sketches if you want.
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That's a great plan.
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It's like so many of our ideas
sound good in the circle,
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but later on
they just sound stupid.
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But a death ray, it's awesome!
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Fez, stop
smelling the dress.
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Hey, either I do this now, or I do
it at the reception. It's your choice.
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So, Mrs. Forman told me to
get this thing out of her sight.
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Now, that could mean
put it in the garage,
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leave it out for
the garbage man.
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I like to think it meant,
"Hey, have a free canoe."
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Man, the three of us with a
canoe, we'll be unstoppable.
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What should we do with it?
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Let's see.
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What could we do with a canoe
that would make people say
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"Oh, no,
what's wrong with them?"
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I know what we could do today
that's gonna be really fun.
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Kelso, the last time you said that,
we had to get your stomach pumped.
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I'm in.
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Hey, so, how do you plan
on steering this thing on land?
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Duh.
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Kelso, I think you should wear a
helmet just in case anything goes wrong.
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Fez, I'm riding an open canoe
down a rocky mountainside.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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I think I'm with Fez
on this helmet thing.
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Oh, no,
I'm not falling for that one.
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- Falling for what?
- The old helmet gag.
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Kelso, I just want you to protect your
head from being crushed like a berry.
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Yeah, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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Now, let go of the ropes
and watch me fly!
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One, two, three.
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Oh, man!
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Stupid thing.
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Oh!
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Oh, man, that could've been me!
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Okay. I don't get it.
Who's the low rider?
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It's me.
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Then I think
he's calling you a whore.
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Oh, my God. My dress!
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Yeah, doesn't look so good
in daylight, does it?
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No, it's gone.
Did you move it?
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I didn't touch it.
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Oh! Eric was here earlier.
Maybe he did something with it.
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Why are you always blaming
Eric for everything?
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Oh, well, somebody has to
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or he'll just go through life thinking
there's nothing wrong with him.
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I know what I could give Eric
that's sentimental,
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my old baseball glove.
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Red, anything related to
sports will only remind Eric
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of the things
he doesn't do well.
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Oh, fine. I'll just go down to the
space toy and smart mouth store.
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Mom.
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Mom, is Donna here?
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No.
Why are we whispering?
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You tore her dress?
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Yeah, see, that would have
been a really good thing to whisper!
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All right, well, it doesn't
look too bad. I think I can fix it.
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- Put it down. I'll get my sewing box.
- Mom, thank you.
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Not on the shoe polish!
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What have you done,
you bony bastards?
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Okay, okay. I think I can
clean it, but we have to act fast.
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Okay, go, go, go, go.
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Please tell me that sound was a
rip in the space-time continuum.
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Okay, I'm gonna need
some club soda,
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a little lemon juice
and some vodka.
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- To get the stain out?
- No, to think straight.
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Eric!
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Donna's coming.
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Have you seen my wedding dress?
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Whoa. You lost
the wedding dress?
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What happens when we have
a kid? You gonna lose that, too?
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Oh, my God. I'll find
it. Don't worry. I'll find it.
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Okay.
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What is the matter with you?
You just made her feel terrible.
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I was nervous. You know I
don't know when to shut up.
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What the hell is that?
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You know,
there is gonna be a time
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when you look back on this,
and you're gonna think it's funny.
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You're gonna be single, 'cause
Donna will never marry you,
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but you're gonna
think it's funny.
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We'll get a running start
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and then I'll jump in and zoom
down the hill like the bobsledders do.
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And then, because this is a canoe on dirt
and gravel instead of a bobsled on ice,
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bad things are
gonna happen to you.
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This is why I'm a legend, Fez.
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All right, Kelso, this time
you're wearing a helmet.
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Thanks, Hyde, but I think
I'm not gonna put on a helmet
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with a bunch of worms
and stuff crammed inside.
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It's not a prank.
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Well, now it's not,
'cause I didn't fall for it.
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It finally happened. I've
become the boy who cried helmet.
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Okay, on three. Go!
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Holy crap! Did you
see me bounce off of that tree?
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Honey, what is taking so long?
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I told you to put the dress
in the wash for 20 minutes.
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Yeah, and now it's in the dryer.
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Oh, no, please tell me
you just put it in.
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Okay, okay.
Let's look on the bright side.
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Maybe grey is a more
honest color for Donna.
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Hi.
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Um, Fez, I know how you...
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How do I say this? Um...
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I know you sometimes like
to hang out in my closet.
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Yes, and?
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Do you know what happened
to my wedding dress?
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Uh...
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Eric, Donna wants
to know what happened to her dress.
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Oh, tell her you took it.
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- She'll kill me.
- She'll kill me more.
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Fine, fine.
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00:15:09,721 --> 00:15:11,521
But at your wedding,
I want my own dance solo.
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Yeah, absolutely.
Anything you want.
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- With my own spotlight.
- Fine.
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- And a mention
in the programme.
- Fine!
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Look, but if you don't get
upstairs, there will be no wedding,
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which means
there will be no dance solo.
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Oh, there will be a dance solo.
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I took it.
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Why?
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Uh, I forgot to go
to the bathroom.
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She wants to know why.
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Because you're a pervert.
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Hey!
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No, wait. That's true.
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I don't even have to lie.
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Because I'm a pervert.
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Fez, I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Eric!
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Oh, my God.
What happened to my dress?
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Donna, I can explain.
I destroyed it.
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Ever think maybe we're getting
too old for this kind of thing?
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No, you can't control the timing of
when a canoe is gonna come into your life.
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Oh, Steven, this is a horrible
stunt. You're gonna get hurt.
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No, no, I'm driving the car.
Kelso will be in the canoe.
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Oh! Okay, have fun.
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All right, Kelso, listen. You
gotta wear the helmet, all right?
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Yeah, protect that face.
That's your money.
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00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,447
No, I don't want to.
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Kelso, you're not pulling out of this
driveway until you put on a helmet.
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Fine. Everyone's against me.
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Let the sparks fly!
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Look at that crazy bastard.
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He may not be smart, but he has
more fun than all of us combined.
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Yep, we had a guy like him
in the National Guard.
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- Yeah, what happened to him?
- Invented the wiffle ball.
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- Donna, what happened?
- It's ruined.
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My dress is ruined.
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What am I gonna do?
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It's okay, honey. I'll find you
a new dress, a better dress.
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This is my greatest
achievement ever!
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Dad, I love this dress.
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Some random thing off the rack
just won't be the same.
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- The rope broke!
- Runaway canoe!
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Yes!
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Oh, no, Donna,
I think I ripped your dress.
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Kitty, I think
I've got it this time.
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For my wedding present for Eric,
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one of my medals from the war.
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No.
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- How about my uniform
from the war?
- No.
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- My gun from the war?
- No.
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- My boots from the war?
- No.
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- My canteen from the war?
- No.
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It can't be anything you had on or
near you when you killed somebody.
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How about the ring my dad wore?
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Oh, that's nice.
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When he killed people
in World War I.
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Well, now you're just
trying to make me mad.
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Yeah, I am.
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Look, Donna, I'm so sorry
about what happened.
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Well, what I don't get is after
the second rip and the first stain,
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why you didn't just
put the dress away.
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Well, at that point,
it had become personal.
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It was me against the dress,
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and, well, I was damned if I
was gonna let the dress win.
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You know, I knew we shouldn't
have broken our no-sex rule.
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We completely cursed ourselves.
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Okay, enough of this
voodoo nonsense.
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Bad things happen
because I am stupid.
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You're marrying a stupid
guy, Donna. Good luck with me.
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Here, sweetie. For you.
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What's this?
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Mom's wedding dress?
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00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:12,471
Yeah.
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Swallowed a little pride and
called to ask her if it would be okay.
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00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,892
Yeah, but you guys
haven't talked in, like, a year.
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It was a little awkward,
especially when I said, "It's Bob."
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And she said, "Bob who?"
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I love it.
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Hey, looks like
we kind of saved the day.
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- Don't touch me.
- Okay.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Hey, anything for you, pumpkin.
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Plus, I need the room in
the attic for my stuffed bobcat.
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What was I thinking?
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I've got
the perfect gift for Eric.
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Timeless advice from
all my years of marriage.
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Well, advice from a father
to a son. That's lovely.
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That is nice, Dad. What is it?
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Never come home
drunk with a canoe.
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That's actually good advice.
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I figured out how to get
the canoe down the mountain.
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But I'm gonna need a snow blower
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and all your butter.
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