1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:02,847 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:07,207 Forman, your bachelor party's tonight. 3 00:00:07,231 --> 00:00:08,710 We're going to a strip club, 4 00:00:08,734 --> 00:00:11,156 so don't forget your inhaler. 5 00:00:13,202 --> 00:00:16,643 Come on, Hyde. I don't need a silly bachelor party. 6 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:19,733 Oh, come on, man. Be one last night of the finest debauchery 7 00:00:19,757 --> 00:00:21,279 that Point Place has to offer. 8 00:00:21,303 --> 00:00:22,822 Hyde, all I need 9 00:00:22,846 --> 00:00:25,494 is my sweetie here for the rest of my life. 10 00:00:25,518 --> 00:00:26,915 It's all right, Eric. You can go. 11 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,651 All right! I'm gonna see nudies! 12 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,676 Oh, Eric, you're not going 13 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,141 to one of those hoochie mama shows, are you? 14 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:38,355 Don't worry, Mrs. Forman. I'll return your son 15 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:42,572 in the same slightly girly condition that he leaves in. 16 00:00:42,596 --> 00:00:46,080 So, Donna, you and the gals getting together for a big shindig? 17 00:00:46,104 --> 00:00:48,209 Well, Jackie might be planning... 18 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:52,177 No, wait. She doesn't do things for other people. 19 00:00:52,201 --> 00:00:54,473 Well, let me plan your bachelorette party. 20 00:00:54,497 --> 00:00:57,561 Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine. 21 00:00:57,585 --> 00:00:59,650 All my girlfriends 22 00:00:59,674 --> 00:01:02,698 came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria 23 00:01:02,722 --> 00:01:05,496 gave me my first sip of hard cider. 24 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,584 Boy, you girls are crazy. 25 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:12,677 Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today... 26 00:01:12,701 --> 00:01:15,749 Loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy. 27 00:01:17,627 --> 00:01:20,694 ♪♪ 28 00:01:20,718 --> 00:01:23,658 Donna, why am I blindfolded? 29 00:01:23,682 --> 00:01:26,206 because I have a big surprise for you. 30 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:27,732 Okay, you ready? 31 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,495 Isn't it awesome? 32 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:37,354 We're gonna spray-paint our names on a trailer? 33 00:01:37,378 --> 00:01:39,108 All right! 34 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:42,239 No, I put a deposit on it so we can live here. 35 00:01:42,263 --> 00:01:44,244 Eric, it's gonna be our very own. 36 00:01:44,268 --> 00:01:46,498 Oh, how romantic. I can just see Donna 37 00:01:46,522 --> 00:01:49,337 carrying you over that threshold. 38 00:01:49,361 --> 00:01:51,508 So come on. 39 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:53,888 I know you always dreamed about having a home of your own. 40 00:01:53,912 --> 00:01:56,311 Well, I guess I should have been more specific. 41 00:01:56,335 --> 00:01:59,650 Um, no, no. You know what? This is nice. It's nice. 42 00:01:59,674 --> 00:02:01,404 Donna, this is great! 43 00:02:01,428 --> 00:02:03,659 Steven, if you ever rent me a trailer, 44 00:02:03,683 --> 00:02:05,830 I will dump you in a second. 45 00:02:05,854 --> 00:02:10,322 Good to know. I need an exit strategy. 46 00:02:14,373 --> 00:02:19,066 See, now if we all turn this way... 47 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:23,241 There. See? Room for everybody. 48 00:02:23,265 --> 00:02:28,776 See? Now this is the closeness I've been craving. 49 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:31,634 Whose hand is that? 50 00:02:31,658 --> 00:02:33,913 - Mine. - Mine. 51 00:02:37,254 --> 00:02:40,194 Oh, man. Look at this tiny shower. 52 00:02:40,218 --> 00:02:42,198 Donna, I don't think there's room in there 53 00:02:42,222 --> 00:02:44,662 for you to soap your chest like we like. 54 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:48,001 Donna... 55 00:02:48,025 --> 00:02:50,215 ...are you sure you want to live in Point Place? 56 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:52,261 I always thought you wanted to leave town. 57 00:02:52,285 --> 00:02:54,265 Well, Eric, that's when I was single. 58 00:02:54,289 --> 00:02:56,227 But now that we're getting married, 59 00:02:56,251 --> 00:02:57,855 I want to settle down and start our lives together. 60 00:02:57,879 --> 00:02:59,467 Yeah, but I always thought... 61 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:06,832 - You smell pretty. - Okay. 62 00:03:06,856 --> 00:03:10,716 Look, can we do this in private? 63 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:14,014 Bathroom's free. 64 00:03:14,038 --> 00:03:19,024 Um, actually, I was just, uh, heading there. 65 00:03:19,048 --> 00:03:21,781 Excuse me. 66 00:03:21,805 --> 00:03:24,202 Pardon me. 67 00:03:24,226 --> 00:03:26,230 Excuse me. 68 00:03:31,241 --> 00:03:34,581 Let me just get the, uh, curtain. 69 00:03:52,786 --> 00:03:56,687 Okay, I can't do this with all you listening. 70 00:03:56,712 --> 00:03:59,593 Somebody's gonna have to sing. 71 00:04:00,928 --> 00:04:02,324 Fez, you sing. 72 00:04:02,348 --> 00:04:05,622 I can't do both at the same time. 73 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,653 Please hurry! 74 00:04:09,947 --> 00:04:12,219 ♪ On the good ship ♪ 75 00:04:12,244 --> 00:04:13,514 ♪ Lollipop ♪ 76 00:04:13,538 --> 00:04:14,933 ♪ It's a sweet trip ♪ 77 00:04:14,957 --> 00:04:16,604 ♪ To the candy shop ♪ 78 00:04:16,628 --> 00:04:19,718 ♪ Where the bonbons play... ♪ 79 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:24,077 I had a large soda. 80 00:04:24,102 --> 00:04:30,406 ♪ On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay ♪ 81 00:04:31,785 --> 00:04:35,058 ♪ Hangin' out ♪ 82 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:38,901 ♪ Down the street ♪ 83 00:04:38,925 --> 00:04:42,617 ♪ The same old thing ♪ 84 00:04:42,641 --> 00:04:45,832 ♪ That you did last week ♪ 85 00:04:45,856 --> 00:04:50,424 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 86 00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:53,974 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 87 00:04:53,998 --> 00:04:55,769 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 88 00:04:55,793 --> 00:04:57,773 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 89 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:01,137 Hello, Wisconsin! 90 00:05:04,812 --> 00:05:08,028 ♪♪ 91 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:12,345 So it's ours starting today. 92 00:05:12,369 --> 00:05:15,018 I signed the lease for a year. 93 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:17,940 Donna, all you ever talked about was seeing the world, 94 00:05:17,964 --> 00:05:21,113 and my dad's better now. I mean, we can get out. 95 00:05:21,137 --> 00:05:22,951 Well, I don't wanna get out. 96 00:05:22,975 --> 00:05:25,957 I just want to focus on doing this marriage thing right, 97 00:05:25,981 --> 00:05:29,006 and I think that means curling up every night next to you 98 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:32,345 on that dining room table that doubles as a bed. 99 00:05:32,369 --> 00:05:35,101 Well, the good news is, if you guys do decide to travel, 100 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:36,730 you can always drive your house 101 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:38,734 to any number of vacation destinations. 102 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:40,487 Yeah, and if you ever want 103 00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:41,824 to rearrange your furniture, 104 00:05:41,848 --> 00:05:45,081 all you gotta do is slam on the brakes. 105 00:05:45,105 --> 00:05:47,586 Hold everything. 106 00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:50,300 I believe that is the ice cream man. 107 00:05:50,324 --> 00:05:52,220 Oh, wait. Look, he's turning around! 108 00:05:52,244 --> 00:05:55,603 - No! - No, come back! We're not from here! 109 00:05:55,627 --> 00:05:58,108 We won't rob you! 110 00:05:58,132 --> 00:05:59,611 Oh... 111 00:05:59,635 --> 00:06:02,241 I mean, it's pretty here. 112 00:06:02,265 --> 00:06:04,872 There's lots of open space. 113 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:09,172 I'm coming in, Tracy! There better not be anyone in there with ya! 114 00:06:09,196 --> 00:06:12,120 Hey, the neighbors seem really nice. 115 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,190 Just tell him you're naked 'cause... I don't know. 116 00:06:18,214 --> 00:06:21,115 That's why I'm climbing out the window. 117 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:26,877 - Casey Kelso? - Hey! Pinciotti. 118 00:06:26,901 --> 00:06:29,048 Casey, I thought you left town after going out with Donna 119 00:06:29,072 --> 00:06:32,220 and then breaking up with her so she had to settle for Eric. 120 00:06:32,244 --> 00:06:34,475 Yeah, well, I found my way back. 121 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:36,963 Hey, For-play. 122 00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:39,987 You been working out? 123 00:06:40,011 --> 00:06:42,450 Oh, um, well, 124 00:06:42,474 --> 00:06:45,082 - yeah, a few days a week. - Oh, man, I'm just kidding. 125 00:06:45,106 --> 00:06:49,424 - Okay. - Well, it's not funny. He's huge. 126 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:52,304 Things are great. 127 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:55,603 Eric and I are getting married. I'm on the radio... "Hot Donna." 128 00:06:55,627 --> 00:06:57,398 You might've heard people talking, 129 00:06:57,422 --> 00:07:00,488 wishing they could date me, that kind of stuff. 130 00:07:00,512 --> 00:07:02,451 Yeah, I mean, Donna hasn't thought about you at all, 131 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:04,830 although Eric's mom still asks about you. 132 00:07:04,854 --> 00:07:07,086 Then she kind of giggles and fans herself. 133 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:09,297 You! You get back here! 134 00:07:09,321 --> 00:07:11,428 Hey, little advice... Never answer the phone 135 00:07:11,452 --> 00:07:14,374 when you're with a married lady. 136 00:07:15,627 --> 00:07:18,652 ♪♪ 137 00:07:18,676 --> 00:07:22,493 See, Forman? Now at the bachelor party you can hold a beer 138 00:07:22,517 --> 00:07:26,126 even after you've lost the ability to hold a beer 139 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:29,447 from drinking all the beer. 140 00:07:33,832 --> 00:07:36,522 I like it. 141 00:07:36,546 --> 00:07:39,946 Kind of makes me wonder why God didn't just make us 142 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:42,535 this way from the start, you know? 143 00:07:42,559 --> 00:07:43,871 Don't worry, man. 144 00:07:43,895 --> 00:07:46,710 Evolution will take care of it. 145 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:50,384 Hey, Steven, I took out all the $1 bills from your wallet, 146 00:07:50,408 --> 00:07:53,057 so now you have nothing to tip the strippers with. 147 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,102 All I have left is this $20? 148 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,548 Jeez, I'll never be able to get change for this. 149 00:08:01,098 --> 00:08:03,245 Sorry I'm late, guys. 150 00:08:03,269 --> 00:08:05,607 I spent all afternoon in front of the mirror. 151 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:10,450 Then I realized it was time to get dressed. 152 00:08:12,538 --> 00:08:14,142 Fez, you don't have to look nice, all right? 153 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:16,647 Strippers like everybody. 154 00:08:16,671 --> 00:08:20,949 They're raised that way on special farms out west. 155 00:08:20,973 --> 00:08:24,790 Okay, Eric, I talked to my boss down at the radio station, 156 00:08:24,814 --> 00:08:26,167 and I told him we were staying in town, 157 00:08:26,191 --> 00:08:28,131 and I said that if he wanted to keep me, 158 00:08:28,155 --> 00:08:30,385 he would have to put me on the air full-time, 159 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:33,683 and he went for it! "Hot Donna" every day on WFPP. 160 00:08:33,707 --> 00:08:38,485 - Oh! - Oh, Donna, that's amazing. All you had to do is ask? 161 00:08:38,509 --> 00:08:42,618 Oh, and I tied my shirt up in one of those sexy knots. 162 00:08:42,642 --> 00:08:44,289 Yeah, Jackie does that. 163 00:08:44,313 --> 00:08:47,545 We have never paid to get into Six Flags. 164 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:51,179 Wait. But, Donna, if you take this job, how are you gonna... 165 00:08:51,203 --> 00:08:53,457 Why are you waving a mug at me? 166 00:08:55,211 --> 00:08:57,525 I'm sorry. How are you gonna find time for college? 167 00:08:57,549 --> 00:08:59,529 I don't know. I'll just stop going. 168 00:08:59,553 --> 00:09:01,825 Eric, I'm a deejay. I already have the kind of job 169 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,578 I was going to college to get. 170 00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:05,625 Yeah, college sucks anyways. 171 00:09:05,649 --> 00:09:07,086 It's all smart people, 172 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:10,093 and none of them are as pretty as me. 173 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,056 Yeah, that's true. 174 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,919 Half the people in this room ought to be in magazines. 175 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:20,722 Only half, though, and the rest of you know who you are. 176 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,505 Eric, we both have jobs. We have a great place to live. 177 00:09:27,529 --> 00:09:30,302 We're gonna have the perfect life in Point Place. 178 00:09:30,326 --> 00:09:33,893 Huh. That's funny. I've never heard the words "perfect life" 179 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:37,066 and "Point Place" used in the same sentence... 180 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:39,654 Oh, except when separated by the phrase 181 00:09:39,678 --> 00:09:41,516 "As soon as I get the hell out of." 182 00:09:43,061 --> 00:09:45,584 All right. We gentlemen have a place to be. 183 00:09:45,608 --> 00:09:49,575 So unless you ladies are gonna finally take your clothes off to music... 184 00:09:55,253 --> 00:09:57,358 Last chance? 185 00:09:57,382 --> 00:10:00,348 No? Okay. 186 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:04,706 ♪♪ 187 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:09,759 Wow, Mrs. Forman, you can really whip up a party in no time. 188 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:13,142 And we have activities. 189 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,561 Okay, now watch. 190 00:10:14,585 --> 00:10:17,400 You tie the ribbon in a bow, 191 00:10:17,424 --> 00:10:21,975 and voilá, decorative bags of almonds. 192 00:10:23,396 --> 00:10:26,879 We'll make 300 to pass out at the wedding. 193 00:10:26,903 --> 00:10:30,928 Wait, this is Donna's bachelorette party? 194 00:10:30,952 --> 00:10:34,895 What other manual labor are we gonna do? 195 00:10:34,919 --> 00:10:38,696 Huh, scrub a toilet, dig a trench, write a book? 196 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,059 Well, if we don't do this, who will? 197 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:50,535 I can't believe you invited me over and you don't have any dip. 198 00:10:52,038 --> 00:10:54,060 Red, we're having a girl's night out. 199 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:58,111 I need you to bag all the almonds and tie 'em with a bow. 200 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:01,409 - Why me? - 'Cause I said so. 201 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:05,083 - I don't want to. - Well, you have to. 202 00:11:05,107 --> 00:11:06,754 Oh, you... you make me crazy. 203 00:11:06,778 --> 00:11:09,885 Oh, you... you make me crazy. 204 00:11:09,909 --> 00:11:12,516 - Fine. - Good. 205 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:15,546 Since you're getting married, I'll teach you how to do that. 206 00:11:18,218 --> 00:11:21,409 ♪♪ 207 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:23,456 To Forman and Donna. 208 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,169 - To Forman and Donna. - To Forman and Donna. 209 00:11:26,194 --> 00:11:29,134 - Where is Forman? - Who cares?! 210 00:11:29,158 --> 00:11:32,056 - Who cares?! - Who cares?! 211 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:36,483 How did I not know about this place? 212 00:11:36,507 --> 00:11:41,284 I spent my whole life trying to get girls to take their clothes off, 213 00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:43,497 and all I needed was $10. 214 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:45,585 You know, I don't understand 215 00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:48,591 why chicks don't like guys to look at strippers. 216 00:11:48,615 --> 00:11:52,057 I mean, these women are artists. 217 00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:56,232 It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci. 218 00:11:56,256 --> 00:11:58,571 - Bravo. - Bravo. Bravo. 219 00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:01,618 Bravo. 220 00:12:01,642 --> 00:12:04,040 Forman, where's your beer hand? 221 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:06,570 I chewed off the tape in the men's room. 222 00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:09,826 Wait, that was you makin' those sounds? 223 00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:13,268 Hey, you know, forget what I said 224 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:16,089 about there being a mummy in the bathroom. 225 00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:21,702 I can't stop thinking about what Donna's doing. 226 00:12:21,726 --> 00:12:23,956 The only reason she's still in Point Place is 'cause of me. 227 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,920 If it weren't for me, she'd probably be 228 00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:27,882 on the other side of the world by now. 229 00:12:27,906 --> 00:12:31,973 Hey, I grew up on that side of the world, 230 00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:33,961 and it's no picnic. 231 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,863 Although when you eat every meal on the ground, 232 00:12:38,887 --> 00:12:42,370 I suppose, technically it is a picnic. 233 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,583 Look, all I know is 234 00:12:44,607 --> 00:12:46,545 if I let Donna stay in Point Place, 235 00:12:46,569 --> 00:12:48,843 she's gonna miss out on all those great things 236 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:51,932 she wanted to do, and it'll be all my fault. 237 00:12:51,956 --> 00:12:53,979 Forman, would you quit whining? 238 00:12:54,003 --> 00:12:55,481 Donna's gonna marry you. 239 00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,151 From where I'm sittin', 240 00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:59,782 what's on your plate looks pretty good. 241 00:12:59,806 --> 00:13:04,166 You don't cut open the sausage, Forman. You just eat it. 242 00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:06,170 Well, I wish it were that easy, Hyde, 243 00:13:06,194 --> 00:13:07,716 but it's a complex emotional issue. 244 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:10,555 Hey, Phil Donahue, live nudes. 245 00:13:10,579 --> 00:13:13,960 ♪♪ 246 00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:25,044 Oh, well, now this looks like a good place for a bachelorette party. 247 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,381 Yeah, did you see that neon sign out front? 248 00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:32,267 It had a naked man with an arrow pointing this way. 249 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:36,358 Um, I don't think that was an arrow. 250 00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:40,324 Welcome to the Little Boy's Room 251 00:13:40,348 --> 00:13:42,455 where every night is ladies' night... 252 00:13:42,479 --> 00:13:44,584 Everybody's pants come off. 253 00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:47,967 Well, that's a catchy slogan. 254 00:13:47,991 --> 00:13:50,722 These guys have been doing some hard time, 255 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,812 and they're dyin' to meet some ladies. 256 00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:58,655 Well, now he... he looks like he's been a bad boy! 257 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:02,037 Take it off! Take it off! 258 00:14:02,061 --> 00:14:06,112 Is that how we do this? I'm not sure how to be naughty in public. 259 00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:10,848 Ooh! 260 00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:13,102 These guys are goin' back to jail 261 00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:15,381 for assault with a sexy weapon. 262 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:21,978 - Oh, my God, Casey? - Oh, my God, Casey! 263 00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:37,695 It's just, Donna's giving up everything she ever wanted. 264 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:40,683 I can't help but feel like I'm holding her back, you know? 265 00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:49,971 Okay, just so you know, I make most my money on tips. 266 00:14:49,995 --> 00:14:52,475 I'm sorry. 267 00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:56,651 Here, you-y-y... 268 00:14:56,675 --> 00:14:58,697 You should probably just take this. 269 00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:02,080 - Thanks. - Forman, 270 00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:05,002 would you quit depressing the strippers? 271 00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:08,802 When you depress the strippers, they go like this. 272 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,680 Yeah, this isn't some hole in the wall 273 00:15:10,704 --> 00:15:12,684 where hopeless losers blow their money 274 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,731 on people who don't care about their problems. 275 00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:17,319 This is a strip joint. 276 00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:21,602 Yes, it is, Eric. You're ruining the romance. 277 00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:25,736 You, dance for my money! 278 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:31,623 And the rabbit runs around... 279 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:36,801 ...and then back in the hole. 280 00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:43,291 Hey, Red, what do ya think of my nut bag? 281 00:15:43,315 --> 00:15:45,653 Ha ha, Bob. 282 00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:49,595 I'm done with this. 283 00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:53,145 This is not man's work. I mean, if Kitty wanted me 284 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:56,442 to shoot the almonds at some communists, that I could do. 285 00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:59,909 Oh, you're a big talker now that she's gone. 286 00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:03,208 I'm not afraid of her, and I'm not doin' this, 287 00:16:03,232 --> 00:16:06,630 and I don't care if it means I have to sit through 288 00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:09,387 another one of her silent breakfasts. 289 00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:11,516 What, she just sits there? 290 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,899 I talk, she just ignores me. 291 00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:17,947 I had to buy a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's 292 00:16:17,971 --> 00:16:21,060 just so that someone would smile at me. 293 00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:24,877 You can always call me, Red. 294 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,073 I'd rather talk to syrup. 295 00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:33,229 - So workin' at a strip club. - Yeah. 296 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,485 I finally found a way to cash in on my good looks 297 00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:39,532 without having to humiliate myself. 298 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:42,038 No, you're not humiliating yourself. 299 00:16:42,062 --> 00:16:44,084 I mean, you're not the naked guy. 300 00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:46,465 You're the guy who introduces the naked guy. 301 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:50,181 Yeah. So I'm surprised to see you're still in town. 302 00:16:50,205 --> 00:16:52,727 You know, you'd always talked about gettin' outta here. 303 00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:55,775 I always thought you'd be someplace more glamorous by now, 304 00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:58,222 like Paris or Reno. 305 00:16:59,557 --> 00:17:02,957 Well, I've got Eric and my job 306 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,294 and a great place to live in 307 00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,447 and/or pull behind a car. 308 00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:10,056 I mean, it's not what I expected, 309 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,769 but it's definitely the right thing to do. 310 00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:16,236 You know, 311 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:19,993 that trailer is tiny, 312 00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:23,525 and I need room to roam. 313 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,175 ♪ Born free ♪ 314 00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:33,688 ♪ As free as the something free ♪ 315 00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:36,278 You know, this town is so small, 316 00:17:36,302 --> 00:17:39,700 I don't even know what free is. 317 00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,662 Yeah. Look, listen, 318 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,462 I've been other places, and it's not that great. 319 00:17:44,486 --> 00:17:47,091 I mean, since I came back here, I've got it made... 320 00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:51,977 Free drinks, I can borrow any of these freaky costumes when I want. 321 00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:55,568 Plus, you know, 322 00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:59,242 - it's showbiz. - Yeah. 323 00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:01,998 So you're happy here. 324 00:18:02,022 --> 00:18:04,629 Yeah, and you will be, too. 325 00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:06,674 And don't worry, you know, 326 00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:09,096 by the time you have a few kids, 327 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,752 you'll probably be livin' in a much bigger trailer. 328 00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:19,517 ♪♪ 329 00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:30,164 ♪♪ 330 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,363 Hi. You home already? 331 00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:39,075 I thought those boys would take your clothes 332 00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:40,977 and leave you naked in Indiana. 333 00:18:43,358 --> 00:18:46,717 You kids... you just don't know how to do anything. 334 00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:49,598 Listen, Dad, 335 00:18:49,622 --> 00:18:51,893 Donna wants to stay in Point Place after we get married. 336 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:55,818 I... How can that be a good idea? 337 00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:59,242 Son, in this relationship, 338 00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:01,497 you're gonna have one instinct, 339 00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:03,710 and Donna's gonna have another. 340 00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:06,156 Always go with hers. 341 00:19:07,993 --> 00:19:09,598 If history has taught us anything, 342 00:19:09,622 --> 00:19:11,518 it's that you're always wrong. 343 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:14,566 What about the time that I... 344 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:16,528 Oh, yeah, I got nothin'. 345 00:19:16,552 --> 00:19:19,952 You know, being with your mother has taught me one thing. 346 00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:24,820 A man can only rise to the level of the woman that he's with. 347 00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:33,714 Hey, what's up? 348 00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:39,727 I saw a naked man's butt. 349 00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:45,780 ♪♪ 350 00:19:52,628 --> 00:19:56,779 Donna, happy fifth anniversary! 351 00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:59,159 Hey, I want you to put on your best dress, 352 00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:02,123 because there's another sequel to Star Wars. 353 00:20:02,147 --> 00:20:05,046 And Mr. and Mrs. Eric Forman 354 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,218 are gonna be first in line. 355 00:20:07,242 --> 00:20:10,057 What's goin' on? 356 00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:14,275 - I'm leaving you, Eric. - What? 357 00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:17,847 We could see the new Jane Fonda movie instead. 358 00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:20,996 Eric, I'm miserable. 359 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,209 How can you let me settle for this? 360 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:25,590 But you said this is what you wanted. 361 00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:29,180 Well, I was wrong. I guess I was just trying to make you happy, 362 00:20:29,204 --> 00:20:30,976 and I forgot about myself. 363 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,855 I mean, I wanted to see the world, 364 00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:35,945 not the inside of a trailer. 365 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,032 But, Donna, I love you. 366 00:20:38,056 --> 00:20:41,271 I love you, too, but it's not enough. 367 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:44,863 Good-bye, Eric. 368 00:20:48,286 --> 00:20:51,018 - I'm sorry. - Can you just take that? 369 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,338 - Yes, you can just squeeze through there. - Thank you. 370 00:20:59,309 --> 00:21:02,668 Hey, For-play. 371 00:21:02,692 --> 00:21:04,881 Casey? 372 00:21:04,905 --> 00:21:08,262 Yeah, your mom said I could bunk here. 373 00:21:08,286 --> 00:21:10,559 But don't worry, bud, as soon as everybody's asleep, 374 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,336 I'm gonna head over to your sister's room. 375 00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:21,647 So beautiful morning, huh? 376 00:21:35,217 --> 00:21:39,477 Boy, these waffles look great. 377 00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:41,503 http://hiqve.com/