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♪♪
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Forman, your bachelor party's
tonight.
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We're going to a strip club,
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so don't forget your inhaler.
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Come on, Hyde. I don't need
a silly bachelor party.
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Oh, come on, man. Be one
last night of the finest debauchery
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that Point Place has to offer.
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Hyde, all I need
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is my sweetie here
for the rest of my life.
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It's all right, Eric.
You can go.
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All right!
I'm gonna see nudies!
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Oh, Eric, you're not going
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to one of those
hoochie mama shows, are you?
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Don't worry, Mrs. Forman.
I'll return your son
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in the same slightly girly
condition that he leaves in.
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So, Donna, you and the gals
getting together for a big shindig?
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Well, Jackie might be planning...
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No, wait. She doesn't
do things for other people.
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Well, let me plan
your bachelorette party.
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Oh, we went
absolutely bonkers at mine.
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All my girlfriends
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came over for a sewing bee,
and then my friend Gloria
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gave me my first sip
of hard cider.
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Boy, you girls are crazy.
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Well, back then, we had some
morals, not like you girls today...
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Loose, throwing it around town
like the paperboy.
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♪♪
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Donna, why am I blindfolded?
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because I have
a big surprise for you.
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Okay, you ready?
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Isn't it awesome?
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We're gonna spray-paint
our names on a trailer?
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All right!
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No, I put a deposit on it
so we can live here.
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Eric, it's gonna be
our very own.
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Oh, how romantic.
I can just see Donna
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carrying you over
that threshold.
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So come on.
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I know you always dreamed
about having a home of your own.
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Well, I guess I should
have been more specific.
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Um, no, no. You know what?
This is nice. It's nice.
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Donna, this is great!
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Steven, if you ever
rent me a trailer,
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I will dump you in a second.
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Good to know.
I need an exit strategy.
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See, now if we all
turn this way...
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There. See?
Room for everybody.
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See? Now this is the closeness
I've been craving.
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Whose hand is that?
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- Mine.
- Mine.
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Oh, man.
Look at this tiny shower.
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Donna, I don't think
there's room in there
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for you to soap your chest
like we like.
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Donna...
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...are you sure you want
to live in Point Place?
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I always thought
you wanted to leave town.
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Well, Eric,
that's when I was single.
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But now that
we're getting married,
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I want to settle down
and start our lives together.
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Yeah, but I always thought...
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- You smell pretty.
- Okay.
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Look, can we do this in private?
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Bathroom's free.
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Um, actually, I was just,
uh, heading there.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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Excuse me.
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Let me just get
the, uh, curtain.
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Okay, I can't do this
with all you listening.
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Somebody's gonna have to sing.
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Fez, you sing.
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I can't do both
at the same time.
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Please hurry!
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♪ On the good ship ♪
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♪ Lollipop ♪
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♪ It's a sweet trip ♪
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♪ To the candy shop ♪
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♪ Where the bonbons play... ♪
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I had a large soda.
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♪ On the sunny beach
of Peppermint Bay ♪
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ Down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing ♪
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♪ That you did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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♪ But talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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♪♪
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So it's ours starting today.
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I signed the lease for a year.
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Donna, all you ever talked
about was seeing the world,
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and my dad's better now.
I mean, we can get out.
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Well, I don't wanna get out.
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I just want to focus on doing
this marriage thing right,
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and I think that means curling
up every night next to you
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on that dining room table
that doubles as a bed.
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Well, the good news is,
if you guys do decide to travel,
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you can always drive your house
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to any number
of vacation destinations.
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Yeah, and if you ever want
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to rearrange your furniture,
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all you gotta do
is slam on the brakes.
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Hold everything.
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I believe that is
the ice cream man.
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Oh, wait. Look,
he's turning around!
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- No!
- No, come back! We're not from here!
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We won't rob you!
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Oh...
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I mean, it's pretty here.
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There's lots of open space.
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I'm coming in, Tracy! There better
not be anyone in there with ya!
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Hey, the neighbors
seem really nice.
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Just tell him you're naked
'cause... I don't know.
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That's why I'm climbing
out the window.
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- Casey Kelso?
- Hey! Pinciotti.
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Casey, I thought you left town
after going out with Donna
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and then breaking up with her
so she had to settle for Eric.
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Yeah, well, I found my way back.
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Hey, For-play.
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You been working out?
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Oh, um, well,
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- yeah, a few days a week.
- Oh, man, I'm just kidding.
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- Okay.
- Well, it's not funny. He's huge.
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Things are great.
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Eric and I are getting married.
I'm on the radio... "Hot Donna."
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You might've heard
people talking,
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wishing they could date me,
that kind of stuff.
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Yeah, I mean, Donna hasn't
thought about you at all,
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although Eric's mom
still asks about you.
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Then she kind of giggles
and fans herself.
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You! You get back here!
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Hey, little advice...
Never answer the phone
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when you're with a married lady.
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♪♪
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See, Forman? Now at the
bachelor party you can hold a beer
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even after you've lost
the ability to hold a beer
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from drinking all the beer.
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I like it.
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Kind of makes me wonder
why God didn't just make us
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this way from the start,
you know?
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Don't worry, man.
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Evolution will take care of it.
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Hey, Steven, I took out all
the $1 bills from your wallet,
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so now you have nothing
to tip the strippers with.
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All I have left is this $20?
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Jeez, I'll never be able
to get change for this.
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Sorry I'm late, guys.
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I spent all afternoon
in front of the mirror.
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Then I realized
it was time to get dressed.
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Fez, you don't have
to look nice, all right?
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Strippers like everybody.
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They're raised that way
on special farms out west.
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Okay, Eric, I talked to my boss
down at the radio station,
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and I told him
we were staying in town,
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and I said that
if he wanted to keep me,
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he would have to put me
on the air full-time,
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and he went for it!
"Hot Donna" every day on WFPP.
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- Oh!
- Oh, Donna, that's amazing. All you had to do is ask?
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Oh, and I tied my shirt up
in one of those sexy knots.
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Yeah, Jackie does that.
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We have never paid
to get into Six Flags.
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Wait. But, Donna, if you take
this job, how are you gonna...
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Why are you waving a mug at me?
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I'm sorry. How are you gonna
find time for college?
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I don't know.
I'll just stop going.
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Eric, I'm a deejay.
I already have the kind of job
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I was going to college to get.
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Yeah, college sucks anyways.
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It's all smart people,
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and none of them
are as pretty as me.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Half the people in this room
ought to be in magazines.
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Only half, though, and the
rest of you know who you are.
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Eric, we both have jobs.
We have a great place to live.
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We're gonna have
the perfect life in Point Place.
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Huh. That's funny. I've never
heard the words "perfect life"
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and "Point Place" used
in the same sentence...
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Oh, except when separated
by the phrase
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"As soon as I get
the hell out of."
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All right. We gentlemen
have a place to be.
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So unless you ladies are gonna
finally take your clothes off to music...
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Last chance?
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No? Okay.
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♪♪
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Wow, Mrs. Forman, you can
really whip up a party in no time.
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And we have activities.
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Okay, now watch.
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You tie the ribbon in a bow,
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and voilá,
decorative bags of almonds.
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We'll make 300 to pass out
at the wedding.
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Wait, this is Donna's
bachelorette party?
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What other manual labor
are we gonna do?
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Huh, scrub a toilet,
dig a trench, write a book?
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Well, if we don't do this,
who will?
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I can't believe you invited me
over and you don't have any dip.
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Red, we're having
a girl's night out.
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I need you to bag all the
almonds and tie 'em with a bow.
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- Why me?
- 'Cause I said so.
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- I don't want to.
- Well, you have to.
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Oh, you... you make me crazy.
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Oh, you... you make me crazy.
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- Fine.
- Good.
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Since you're getting married,
I'll teach you how to do that.
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♪♪
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To Forman and Donna.
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- To Forman and Donna.
- To Forman and Donna.
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- Where is Forman?
- Who cares?!
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- Who cares?!
- Who cares?!
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How did I not know
about this place?
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I spent my whole life trying to
get girls to take their clothes off,
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and all I needed was $10.
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You know, I don't understand
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why chicks don't like guys
to look at strippers.
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I mean, these women are artists.
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It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci.
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- Bravo.
- Bravo. Bravo.
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Bravo.
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Forman, where's your beer hand?
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I chewed off the tape
in the men's room.
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Wait, that was you
makin' those sounds?
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Hey, you know,
forget what I said
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about there being
a mummy in the bathroom.
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I can't stop thinking
about what Donna's doing.
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The only reason she's still
in Point Place is 'cause of me.
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If it weren't for me,
she'd probably be
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on the other side
of the world by now.
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Hey, I grew up
on that side of the world,
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and it's no picnic.
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Although when you eat
every meal on the ground,
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I suppose, technically
it is a picnic.
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Look, all I know is
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if I let Donna stay
in Point Place,
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she's gonna miss out
on all those great things
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she wanted to do,
and it'll be all my fault.
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Forman, would you quit whining?
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Donna's gonna marry you.
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From where I'm sittin',
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what's on your plate
looks pretty good.
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You don't cut open the
sausage, Forman. You just eat it.
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Well, I wish it were
that easy, Hyde,
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but it's
a complex emotional issue.
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Hey, Phil Donahue, live nudes.
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♪♪
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Oh, well, now this looks like a
good place for a bachelorette party.
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Yeah, did you see
that neon sign out front?
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It had a naked man with
an arrow pointing this way.
249
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:36,358
Um, I don't think
that was an arrow.
250
00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:40,324
Welcome
to the Little Boy's Room
251
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where every night
is ladies' night...
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Everybody's pants come off.
253
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:47,967
Well, that's a catchy slogan.
254
00:13:47,991 --> 00:13:50,722
These guys have been doing
some hard time,
255
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,812
and they're dyin'
to meet some ladies.
256
00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:58,655
Well, now he... he looks like
he's been a bad boy!
257
00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:02,037
Take it off!
Take it off!
258
00:14:02,061 --> 00:14:06,112
Is that how we do this? I'm not
sure how to be naughty in public.
259
00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:10,848
Ooh!
260
00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:13,102
These guys
are goin' back to jail
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for assault with a sexy weapon.
262
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:21,978
- Oh, my God, Casey?
- Oh, my God, Casey!
263
00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:37,695
It's just, Donna's giving up
everything she ever wanted.
264
00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:40,683
I can't help but feel like
I'm holding her back, you know?
265
00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:49,971
Okay, just so you know,
I make most my money on tips.
266
00:14:49,995 --> 00:14:52,475
I'm sorry.
267
00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:56,651
Here, you-y-y...
268
00:14:56,675 --> 00:14:58,697
You should probably
just take this.
269
00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:02,080
- Thanks.
- Forman,
270
00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:05,002
would you quit
depressing the strippers?
271
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When you depress the
strippers, they go like this.
272
00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,680
Yeah, this isn't
some hole in the wall
273
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where hopeless losers
blow their money
274
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,731
on people who don't care
about their problems.
275
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:17,319
This is a strip joint.
276
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:21,602
Yes, it is, Eric.
You're ruining the romance.
277
00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:25,736
You, dance for my money!
278
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:31,623
And the rabbit runs around...
279
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:36,801
...and then back in the hole.
280
00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:43,291
Hey, Red, what do ya think
of my nut bag?
281
00:15:43,315 --> 00:15:45,653
Ha ha, Bob.
282
00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:49,595
I'm done with this.
283
00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:53,145
This is not man's work.
I mean, if Kitty wanted me
284
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:56,442
to shoot the almonds at some
communists, that I could do.
285
00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:59,909
Oh, you're a big talker
now that she's gone.
286
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:03,208
I'm not afraid of her,
and I'm not doin' this,
287
00:16:03,232 --> 00:16:06,630
and I don't care if it means
I have to sit through
288
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:09,387
another one
of her silent breakfasts.
289
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:11,516
What, she just sits there?
290
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,899
I talk, she just ignores me.
291
00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:17,947
I had to buy a bottle
of Mrs. Butterworth's
292
00:16:17,971 --> 00:16:21,060
just so that someone
would smile at me.
293
00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:24,877
You can always call me, Red.
294
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,073
I'd rather talk to syrup.
295
00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:33,229
- So workin' at a strip club.
- Yeah.
296
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,485
I finally found a way
to cash in on my good looks
297
00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:39,532
without having
to humiliate myself.
298
00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:42,038
No, you're not
humiliating yourself.
299
00:16:42,062 --> 00:16:44,084
I mean, you're
not the naked guy.
300
00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:46,465
You're the guy who
introduces the naked guy.
301
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:50,181
Yeah. So I'm surprised to see
you're still in town.
302
00:16:50,205 --> 00:16:52,727
You know, you'd always talked
about gettin' outta here.
303
00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:55,775
I always thought you'd be
someplace more glamorous by now,
304
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:58,222
like Paris or Reno.
305
00:16:59,557 --> 00:17:02,957
Well, I've got Eric and my job
306
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,294
and a great place to live in
307
00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,447
and/or pull behind a car.
308
00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:10,056
I mean, it's not
what I expected,
309
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,769
but it's definitely
the right thing to do.
310
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:16,236
You know,
311
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:19,993
that trailer is tiny,
312
00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:23,525
and I need room to roam.
313
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,175
♪ Born free ♪
314
00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:33,688
♪ As free as
the something free ♪
315
00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:36,278
You know, this town is so small,
316
00:17:36,302 --> 00:17:39,700
I don't even know what free is.
317
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,662
Yeah. Look, listen,
318
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,462
I've been other places,
and it's not that great.
319
00:17:44,486 --> 00:17:47,091
I mean, since I came back here,
I've got it made...
320
00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:51,977
Free drinks, I can borrow any of
these freaky costumes when I want.
321
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:55,568
Plus, you know,
322
00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:59,242
- it's showbiz.
- Yeah.
323
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:01,998
So you're happy here.
324
00:18:02,022 --> 00:18:04,629
Yeah, and you will be, too.
325
00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:06,674
And don't worry, you know,
326
00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:09,096
by the time you have a few kids,
327
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,752
you'll probably be livin' in
a much bigger trailer.
328
00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:19,517
♪♪
329
00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:30,164
♪♪
330
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,363
Hi. You home already?
331
00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:39,075
I thought those boys
would take your clothes
332
00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:40,977
and leave you naked in Indiana.
333
00:18:43,358 --> 00:18:46,717
You kids... you just don't
know how to do anything.
334
00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:49,598
Listen, Dad,
335
00:18:49,622 --> 00:18:51,893
Donna wants to stay in Point
Place after we get married.
336
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:55,818
I... How can that be a good idea?
337
00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:59,242
Son, in this relationship,
338
00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:01,497
you're gonna have one instinct,
339
00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:03,710
and Donna's gonna have another.
340
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:06,156
Always go with hers.
341
00:19:07,993 --> 00:19:09,598
If history has
taught us anything,
342
00:19:09,622 --> 00:19:11,518
it's that you're always wrong.
343
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:14,566
What about the time that I...
344
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:16,528
Oh, yeah, I got nothin'.
345
00:19:16,552 --> 00:19:19,952
You know, being with your mother
has taught me one thing.
346
00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:24,820
A man can only rise to the
level of the woman that he's with.
347
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:33,714
Hey, what's up?
348
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:39,727
I saw a naked man's butt.
349
00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:45,780
♪♪
350
00:19:52,628 --> 00:19:56,779
Donna, happy fifth anniversary!
351
00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:59,159
Hey, I want you to
put on your best dress,
352
00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:02,123
because there's another
sequel to Star Wars.
353
00:20:02,147 --> 00:20:05,046
And Mr. and Mrs. Eric Forman
354
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,218
are gonna be first in line.
355
00:20:07,242 --> 00:20:10,057
What's goin' on?
356
00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:14,275
- I'm leaving you, Eric.
- What?
357
00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:17,847
We could see the new
Jane Fonda movie instead.
358
00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:20,996
Eric, I'm miserable.
359
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,209
How can you let me
settle for this?
360
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:25,590
But you said
this is what you wanted.
361
00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:29,180
Well, I was wrong. I guess I
was just trying to make you happy,
362
00:20:29,204 --> 00:20:30,976
and I forgot about myself.
363
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,855
I mean, I wanted
to see the world,
364
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:35,945
not the inside of a trailer.
365
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,032
But, Donna, I love you.
366
00:20:38,056 --> 00:20:41,271
I love you, too,
but it's not enough.
367
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:44,863
Good-bye, Eric.
368
00:20:48,286 --> 00:20:51,018
- I'm sorry.
- Can you just take that?
369
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,338
- Yes, you can just
squeeze through there.
- Thank you.
370
00:20:59,309 --> 00:21:02,668
Hey, For-play.
371
00:21:02,692 --> 00:21:04,881
Casey?
372
00:21:04,905 --> 00:21:08,262
Yeah, your mom said
I could bunk here.
373
00:21:08,286 --> 00:21:10,559
But don't worry, bud,
as soon as everybody's asleep,
374
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,336
I'm gonna head over
to your sister's room.
375
00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:21,647
So beautiful morning, huh?
376
00:21:35,217 --> 00:21:39,477
Boy, these waffles look great.
377
00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:41,503
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