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Guys, I have to tell you
about this dream I had.

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No. Eric, I can't hear another
one of your lame dreams.

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"Guys, I dreamt I was purple
and I could fly

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"and Luke Skywalker
was my lab partner."

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No. It was about Donna.

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Okay, it was five
years in the future.

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Five years in the future?
Hey, did you see Jackie?

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How's she holding up?
Do I need to get out now?

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Hyde, in my dream, Donna gave
up her life plans to be with me.

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And she was so miserable,
she left me.

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That's it?

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I took my feet off the table and
turned slightly to the left for that?

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Look, you guys, what if I
really am holding Donna back

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and she just
doesn't realize it yet?

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I feel like I could be ruining
both of our lives.

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Eric, just relax, okay?

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It's just a stress dream, 'cause
you're getting married tomorrow.

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Now I had a dream last night
that's worth telling.

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Okay, Donna was in
a wet T-shirt contest...

20
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No, I can't.
Forget it. It's too dirty.

21
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So who's gonna be your best man?

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Oh, you know what?

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Why don't you guys just decide
who my best man is?

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Whoa, you want us to choose?

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Well, if that's not an invitation
to dress a dog up in a tuxedo,

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I don't know what is.

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All right. If anyone should
be the best man, it's me.

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I'm gonna be a father,
so I really need the money.

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You don't get paid
to be the best man.

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You do it for the satisfaction of
nailing the hottest bridesmaid.

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It's in the Bible.

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Well, I can't do that,
'cause I'm bringing Brooke.

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Yeah,
we're getting pretty serious.

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Girls, man. You get them
pregnant, they get all clingy.

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Hey! On Earth, green means go!

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Gosh, I didn't know they let
brain-dead morons drive cars.

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And I didn't know
they let brain-dead morons

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into the police academy.

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Oh, they do!

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Brooke.

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Hi, Michael.
This is my mother.

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Yeah, we met.

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It didn't go very well.

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<i>♪ Hanging out</i>

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<i>♪ Down the street</i>

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<i>♪ The same old thing</i>

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<i>♪ We did last week</i>

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<i>♪ Not a thing to do</i>

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<i>♪ But talk to you</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right</i>

51
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<i>♪ We're all all right ♪</i>

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<i>Hello, Wisconsin!</i>

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Here she is.

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Welcome, or as I like to say,
Happy Trailers to you.

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A trailer. Well,
son, you finally made it.

56
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Well, and just look
at all the nature.

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I mean, right in your front yard,
you have a beautiful apple core.

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Donna, don't take offense, but a
trailer? I think you could do better.

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Oh, that's funny. I was just
thinking, so could my dad.

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Hey, watch it, Donna.
She's wrong, Pammy.

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I can't do better than you. I've
tried and failed on several occasions.

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Oh, Bobby.

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Oh, I think I hear a chicken.
I'll be in the car.

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I'll go with you.

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We're in the honeymoon stage
where she doesn't mind if I get handsy.

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Well,
I think this place is great.

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You can... You can just... You
can drive your car right up to it

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and then, then you
have a walk-in closet.

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And look at our teeny,
tiny bathroom.

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Eric, can I talk to you
privately in the living room...

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The dining...

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The left front quadrant?

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Son, living here
is a real bad idea.

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There's no privacy.

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Where will you hide
if Donna has a chore for you?

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You'll have to dive
under the trailer.

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Honey, would you help me
unload some groceries from the car?

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See what I mean?
I'm cornered, like an animal.

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Coming, honey.

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Your life is gonna
be a living hell.

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So, home, sweet home.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Donna... Hey.

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Don't take this
the wrong way, but...

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Is this really what we want?

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What? Of course it is. Why?

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I don't know. I just... You
know, it's such a big step.

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And I just really want to make sure
this is what we want, what you want.

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Eric, the life I want
is with you. I love you.

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- Yeah, I know, but...
- Wait a minute.

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This isn't about this place.
This is about me.

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- No.
- Are you having
doubts about me?

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Because if you are, tell
me now. Don't wait, like,

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ten years from now when
we're both too fat to get dates.

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No, no, no, forget it. I'm happy.
I'm happy, happy, happy, happy.

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Okay, now you're saying
"happy" way too much.

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Because I'm very happy. If I
were less happy, I'd say it less.

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I think that's how
language works, Donna.

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Okay. I'm gonna go
pump out the toilet.

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So, Forman nixed
our best man idea.

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Apparently you wearing
a giant trench coat

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and standing on my
shoulders isn't classy.

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Not classy? Did you tell him I'll be
wearing a plastic flower that sprays water?

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So, let's just do rock, paper, scissors,
see who the best man is, all right?

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No, no, no, no. I hate
that game. I always lose.

106
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'Cause you always pick rock.

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That's because
nothing beats rock.

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Paper beats rock.
Those are the rules.

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Not buying it.

110
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Fine. We'll play a new game.

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How about

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cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb?

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Foot squashes cockroach.

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Nuclear bomb... Pow!

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...blows up foot.

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And cockroach

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survives nuclear bomb.

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Oh, that's great.

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I'll be nuclear bomb.
Nothing beats nuclear bomb.

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I just told you,
cockroach beats nuclear bomb.

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Oh, we'll see about that.

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Laurie, it's bad luck for the groom
to see the bride in a wedding dress.

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Make sure Eric doesn't come in.

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What, you want
Laurie to guard the door?

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She's never kept a man out
of anywhere in her entire life.

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That is not true.

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Jackie, watch the door.

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So, Donna, rehearsal dinner tonight,
wedding tomorrow, you excited?

129
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Actually, I'm a little nervous.

130
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Oh, that's just cold feet.

131
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Yeah, but here's the thing.

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Whenever anyone's nervous
about marriage,

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everyone says
it's just cold feet.

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But half of all
marriages end in divorce.

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So half of those people getting
married should have cold feet.

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But by the time they realize
their feet were right, it's too late.

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Too late!

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How do I know what to do?

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There is no answer!

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I can't breathe.

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How you feel is totally normal.

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A lot of the guys that I'm dating
were nervous before their weddings,

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but now they're
all happily married.

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You do make a mother proud.

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Ready? One, two, three.

146
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Cockroach beats nuclear bomb.

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That is 38 wins in a row.

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I think it's safe to say
that I'm the best man.

149
00:09:00,866 --> 00:09:03,871
No, wait a minute. Wait a
minute. I just noticed something.

150
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Cockroach always wins.

151
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One more time,
for all the marbles.

152
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Fine. One, two, three.

153
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Foot, I forgot about foot.

154
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So foot always wins.

155
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One more time.
Winner, best man, period.

156
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One, two, three.

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Bomb! Nuclear bomb beats foot.

158
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It's like everything in this
game loses to something else!

159
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Yes, it's exactly like that.

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Wait, except...

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Aha!

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I was so blind.

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Nuclear bomb beats everything.

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One more time, winner take all.

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One, two, three.

166
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I'm going home.

167
00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:18,155
Boy, wish I had a dollar
for every awkward lunch

168
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I've had with my mom and a
strange guy that knocked me up.

169
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:30,841
Come on, guys, we have to get past
this. The baby's coming in a month.

170
00:10:30,882 --> 00:10:33,596
Oh, and Michael's willing
to wait that long?

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00:10:33,638 --> 00:10:37,685
I'm surprised he doesn't just honk his
horn and try to scare it out in a week.

172
00:10:39,564 --> 00:10:43,445
Hey, if I wanted to scare
a baby, I wouldn't honk.

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I'd wear a mask and
make ghost sounds.

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You were still rude.

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I think it's common courtesy

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to wait 30 seconds at a
green light before honking.

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Pass the rolls, please.

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Pass the rolls, please.

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I will, but I feel
it's common courtesy

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to wait 30 seconds
before passing the rolls.

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00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:13,910
Hey, I just remembered
there's another room here.

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00:11:16,581 --> 00:11:20,127
So, Michael,
I haven't told Brooke yet,

183
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but I'm here to take her home to
Chicago to have the baby and live with me.

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00:11:24,843 --> 00:11:27,348
What?
No, but I'm not in Chicago.

185
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That's its major attraction.

186
00:11:33,857 --> 00:11:36,529
Oh, yeah?
Well, what about the lake?

187
00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,792
Jackie, do you think Eric
and I are making a mistake?

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You are.

189
00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:51,970
But Eric's just praying this whole
thing goes through before you notice.

190
00:11:52,554 --> 00:11:55,016
No, I'm serious.

191
00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:58,481
Up until now, everything in our
relationship has been really great.

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Our first date, our first kiss.
You know, even getting engaged.

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00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:07,703
But now, in the pit of my
stomach, I feel really sick.

194
00:12:07,745 --> 00:12:11,250
Look, come on, Donna, you
and Eric are meant to be together.

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00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:14,589
You're like a fat girl and a
cat. It just works, you know?

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00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:17,469
Oh, come on.

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All right, look,
I'm gonna go pick up my dress.

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00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,524
And I'm gonna try not to look
prettier than you, but I can't promise!

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00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,547
Oh, God, I can't do this.

200
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,440
Okay, let's get a picture
of the wedding party.

201
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:56,489
Oh, Mom, would you fix
your top? This isn't <i>Playboy.</i>

202
00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:58,534
She's fine.
Don't fuss with her.

203
00:13:01,622 --> 00:13:05,879
Kitty, correct me if I'm wrong,
but at a wedding rehearsal,

204
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:10,887
isn't it tradition for the bride and
groom to, well, you know, show up?

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00:13:12,347 --> 00:13:15,977
Red, they will show up.
Everything is just fine.

206
00:13:16,019 --> 00:13:18,441
Eric better have a good reason
for being late.

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00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:22,447
There's only two acceptable excuses
for tardiness in a Pinciotti household.

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00:13:22,488 --> 00:13:24,283
One, traffic was terrible.

209
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,627
Two, I should have left earlier,
but I was doing something.

210
00:13:30,668 --> 00:13:34,716
Well, Donna's not here, either. Oh,
maybe her new house ran out of gas.

211
00:13:36,427 --> 00:13:37,679
Sorry I'm late.

212
00:13:37,721 --> 00:13:40,517
Oh, good! They're here.

213
00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:43,980
I told you everything would be
fine. Eric and Donna are here.

214
00:13:44,941 --> 00:13:47,026
What? No, Eric's not with me.

215
00:13:48,571 --> 00:13:50,031
He's not here?

216
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:52,368
Oh, maybe he's stuck in traffic.

217
00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:55,666
What traffic?

218
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:58,337
90% of this town's population
is in this room.

219
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:04,889
All right, look, you can't
take Brooke to Chicago.

220
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:08,436
We're gonna raise
our baby together here, okay?

221
00:14:08,478 --> 00:14:10,189
We had it all figured out.

222
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,775
Oh, really?

223
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,612
So,
where were you going to live?

224
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,867
Are you planning to get married?

225
00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:19,036
And who's gonna stay home
with the baby?

226
00:14:20,205 --> 00:14:21,247
No...

227
00:14:25,087 --> 00:14:27,049
We figured out other stuff.

228
00:14:29,177 --> 00:14:32,474
Like she's gonna be the one
that does the breast-feeding.

229
00:14:34,435 --> 00:14:38,066
And then, if someone
needs to go bowling, I'll do it.

230
00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:44,994
Now, I appreciate your concern, but
I'm gonna do what's best for my kid.

231
00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:46,914
Well, then think, Michael.

232
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:50,587
You're going away to the police
academy for the next six months.

233
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:54,342
You don't have the time to
help Brooke raise a baby. I do.

234
00:14:54,384 --> 00:14:57,055
And I have a house and a
backyard and an extra bedroom.

235
00:14:57,137 --> 00:15:00,142
And I love Brooke more
than anything in the world.

236
00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:02,396
How can that not be
what's best for her?

237
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:10,659
So,
how's the big argument going?

238
00:15:18,714 --> 00:15:20,592
All right, Brooke...

239
00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:24,808
Your mom and I thought that

240
00:15:27,812 --> 00:15:30,399
maybe since I'm gonna be
at police academy

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that you might wanna
have the baby in Chicago.

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You know, just so you
have your mom there.

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Just for now.

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Oh, my God, Michael.
Thank you so much.

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I'll come visit

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and it'll be great.

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What do you know?

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You're a gentleman.

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And your daughter's a lady.

250
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Well, except for the bathroom
sex that resulted in our child.

251
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Kitty,
Eric is over two hours late.

252
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Let's go home.

253
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:15,387
He's not late, Mr. Forman.

254
00:16:15,428 --> 00:16:18,600
He didn't show up because
he doesn't want to marry me.

255
00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:20,562
Hey, you don't know that.

256
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,234
Maybe he's just
playing hard to get.

257
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I'm gonna make him pay for this.

258
00:16:29,242 --> 00:16:33,208
I'm not strong, but I know a lot of
ways to destroy men emotionally.

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- I can vouch for that.
- Yeah.

260
00:16:37,005 --> 00:16:38,716
Okay, okay. Let's just...

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Let's turn those frowns
upside down. I know!

262
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We'll all go back to my house and
enjoy the Mexican fiesta I prepared.

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00:16:46,436 --> 00:16:50,025
I probably won't serve
the tiny wedding cakes,

264
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since nobody's getting married.

265
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,990
But there are three
kinds of burritos.

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Donna, in troubled times like
this, I have a friend I like to turn to.

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Gooseberry Gloss lipstick.

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Nobody can feel sad
with full, juicy, red lips.

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00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:13,241
Okay, no offense, but I don't
think your lipstick is gonna help me,

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because I am not
a superficial jerk!

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Better.

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How could Eric do this to me?

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00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:29,713
I mean, what kind
of a horrible person

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skips out on someone
they've known their whole life?

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I mean, someone
they're supposed to love?

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Uh-huh. Um...

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Donna, why is your suitcase
in the backseat?

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Oh, I was just... I don't know. I
thought... Hey, I showed up, okay!

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What the hell are we gonna do with
all these bride and groom cookies?

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Give me the groom.

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Well? Did you find Eric?

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No, and the Cruiser's gone.

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I also noticed that
he took his retainer.

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So it's probably
gonna be an overnighter.

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00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,254
I couldn't find him, either.

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00:18:21,295 --> 00:18:25,343
I followed a trail of candy wrappers
and it just circled back around to me.

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00:18:26,803 --> 00:18:30,351
Donna, I know how
difficult this is for you.

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Now I've been with a lot of men
in my life. Rich men, poor men.

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00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,864
Well, not poor.
Upper middle class.

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My point is,

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none of them ever loved me
the way I know Eric loves you.

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00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:50,967
Well, thanks, Pamela, but if Eric
loved me, he'd be here right now.

293
00:18:52,761 --> 00:18:55,141
Oh, hey, Kitty.

294
00:18:55,182 --> 00:18:59,021
Listen, I think I'm just gonna
take Donna home and call it a night.

295
00:18:59,063 --> 00:19:01,108
Oh, don't you dare.

296
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,902
We need to act like
everything is normal.

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00:19:02,944 --> 00:19:04,989
Keep the party going.
Keep Donna happy.

298
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,993
Didn't you have
a speech to give?

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00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:09,121
Kitty, I don't think
it's still appropriate...

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00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:12,335
Okay, Bob's got a speech.
Everybody, listen to Bob's speech.

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Speech! Speech!

302
00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:18,135
I guess I could change a
few things as I go along.

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"To the lovely bride
and the handsome... bride.

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00:19:26,606 --> 00:19:29,945
"I know the... one of you will
make... yourself very happy.

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00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:35,913
"Your life will surely be enriched
by all the time you spend with...

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"alone.

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00:19:40,003 --> 00:19:44,427
"You are truly one soul
becoming one joined...

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"alone forever.

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00:19:48,892 --> 00:19:52,272
"So I don't look at this
as the day I lose a daughter.

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"I look at this as
the day I gain...

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"nobody."

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<i>Salute.</i>

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Hello.

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Yeah, we kinda figured.

315
00:20:17,771 --> 00:20:18,773
Uh-huh.

316
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:23,739
Well, do you wanna talk to
her? She's sitting right here.

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00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:25,783
Okay.

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00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,462
Wrong number.

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00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:37,428
Hyde, what did he say?

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00:20:39,013 --> 00:20:41,642
- He said he's really sorry.
- He's sorry?

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00:20:43,353 --> 00:20:47,192
He left me the day before our
wedding, and he's sorry? What...

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00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:48,653
What does that mean?

323
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:52,367
It means he's not coming.

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00:20:52,409 --> 00:20:55,831
Not tonight, not to the
wedding. He's gone.

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00:21:00,797 --> 00:21:02,926
Man, I am glad to be here.

326
00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:04,679
I have had a rough day.

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00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,727
Being around all this love and
happiness oughta cheer me right up.

328
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,441
I mean, this is a happy day.
Look at all the love.

329
00:21:15,363 --> 00:21:17,324
Wait, hey, where's Eric?

330
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,712
I can't believe Forman took
off, man. That's not like him at all.

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00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:29,176
Usually he ruins
things by staying.

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00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:31,638
So, Steven, you know, since
the church is booked already,

333
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,640
- you that think maybe we...
- No!

334
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,685
Oh, come on!

335
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:38,399
Look, Eric jilts Donna and all you
guys can talk about is yourselves?

336
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,861
Well, there are
bigger issues here, people.

337
00:21:40,903 --> 00:21:42,739
Donna is single. Whoo-hoo!

338
00:21:44,576 --> 00:21:47,830
Wait a minute. I get it now.
Cockroach beats everything.

339
00:21:47,872 --> 00:21:51,169
Let's play, and I warn you,
I'm going to be cockroach.

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