1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:08,216 Hmm, blonde. More fun. 2 00:00:09,717 --> 00:00:11,593 Everything is more fun. 3 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:17,724 Donna, if you only knew what I'd like to do with you and your new hair, 4 00:00:17,765 --> 00:00:20,809 you would beat the crap out of me. 5 00:00:20,851 --> 00:00:22,829 You know, I might just beat the crap out of you anyway. 6 00:00:22,853 --> 00:00:23,979 Yes. 7 00:00:25,521 --> 00:00:27,523 So now that Donna's not Big Red anymore, 8 00:00:27,565 --> 00:00:30,125 I guess we have to go back to what we called her when she was 12. 9 00:00:30,359 --> 00:00:31,358 Jugs-a-popping. 10 00:00:32,652 --> 00:00:34,529 Man, I hated Jugs-a-popping. 11 00:00:34,571 --> 00:00:37,198 Well, you shouldn't have had popping jugs. 12 00:00:37,239 --> 00:00:39,158 Speaking of objectifying women, 13 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,594 Jackie, there's a Take Back the Night rally tonight at the park. 14 00:00:41,618 --> 00:00:43,036 Do you wanna go? 15 00:00:43,078 --> 00:00:45,538 Oh, and be with your deep-voiced gal pals? Mmm! No, thank you. 16 00:00:46,622 --> 00:00:47,915 This is important. 17 00:00:47,956 --> 00:00:49,809 Women should be able to walk through the park at night 18 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:51,793 without being harassed by weirdo men. 19 00:00:51,835 --> 00:00:53,169 Hey, that was one time! 20 00:00:56,047 --> 00:00:57,882 I'll go. Really? 21 00:00:59,257 --> 00:01:00,617 You'd be, like, the only guy there. 22 00:01:01,801 --> 00:01:05,054 Although, there is some question about Shirley. 23 00:01:05,096 --> 00:01:08,140 No, it'll be great. Why don't you come by when Hyde's dad is here? 24 00:01:08,182 --> 00:01:09,599 We'll go over there after that. 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,101 Yeah, it's my Steven's big night. 26 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:14,145 He finally decided he wants to meet his real daddy. 27 00:01:14,187 --> 00:01:15,371 I kept hearing this voice telling me, 28 00:01:15,395 --> 00:01:17,689 "Meet your father. Meet your father." 29 00:01:17,731 --> 00:01:20,191 I finally said okay, Jackie shut the hell up. 30 00:01:22,026 --> 00:01:23,485 I did, it's a true story. 31 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,362 Get off the phone! 32 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,158 Okay, any minute now, Brooke is going into labor. 33 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,511 All right? And I gave her the number of all the places I was gonna be. 34 00:01:33,535 --> 00:01:34,954 I cannot miss this call. 35 00:01:37,622 --> 00:01:39,916 Looking good there, Big Red. 36 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:41,584 We're going with Jugs-a-popping again. 37 00:01:43,001 --> 00:01:45,254 Oh, that's a good one. 38 00:01:45,294 --> 00:01:48,089 And it's as true now as it was the first day of fifth grade. 39 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,801 That was a popping summer. 40 00:01:57,305 --> 00:02:02,184 Steven, I am so happy we finally found your real father. 41 00:02:02,226 --> 00:02:05,228 Here. I framed the blood test results for you. 42 00:02:07,188 --> 00:02:08,898 Now, I spoke to him this morning, 43 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:10,941 and I told him how your parents abandoned you 44 00:02:10,983 --> 00:02:12,358 and we took you in, 45 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:16,112 and it's hard for you to say it out loud, 46 00:02:16,154 --> 00:02:18,322 but that you love me because I saved your life. 47 00:02:19,657 --> 00:02:20,824 Kitty, I'm not sure... 48 00:02:20,865 --> 00:02:22,145 He would be dead on the streets. 49 00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:24,869 Okay, he's here. 50 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,245 Now, Steven, fix your hair. 51 00:02:26,287 --> 00:02:28,664 Eric, don't mumble. Red, don't yell at Eric if he mumbles. 52 00:02:32,041 --> 00:02:33,334 Hi, is this the Formans'? 53 00:02:38,046 --> 00:02:40,632 You know, I'm sorry, I told your friend last week, 54 00:02:40,674 --> 00:02:43,050 we don't want a subscription to Ebony magazine. 55 00:02:45,136 --> 00:02:47,470 No, no, no, no. We spoke over the phone. 56 00:02:47,512 --> 00:02:49,112 I'm William Barnett. I'm Steven's father. 57 00:02:52,058 --> 00:02:53,100 Oh! 58 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:58,479 I mean, come in, come in. 59 00:02:58,521 --> 00:03:01,565 Everybody, I want you to meet Steven's father. 60 00:03:01,607 --> 00:03:02,900 Steven, look. 61 00:03:04,901 --> 00:03:05,944 I'm looking. 62 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,156 It's good to meet you, Son. 63 00:03:09,198 --> 00:03:11,073 I've really been looking forward to this. 64 00:03:11,115 --> 00:03:14,155 I wanted to get you a card, but they don't have one for our unique situation. 65 00:03:14,951 --> 00:03:16,911 So, here. Happy First Communion. 66 00:03:18,579 --> 00:03:19,579 Wow. 67 00:03:20,747 --> 00:03:21,790 You came from him? 68 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:26,376 Yeah, I'm not sure I see the resemblance. 69 00:03:28,171 --> 00:03:29,547 What are you talking about? 70 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:30,589 My 'fro, 71 00:03:31,798 --> 00:03:34,801 my coolness, my suspicion of the Man. 72 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,428 This explains so much. 73 00:03:42,891 --> 00:03:44,392 ♪ Hanging out 74 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,395 ♪ Down the street 75 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,107 ♪ The same old thing 76 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:55,818 ♪ We did last week 77 00:03:57,028 --> 00:04:00,989 ♪ Not a thing to do 78 00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:03,867 ♪ But talk to you 79 00:04:04,825 --> 00:04:06,618 ♪ We're all all right 80 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,246 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 81 00:04:09,121 --> 00:04:11,039 Hello, Wisconsin! 82 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:21,839 Well, Mr. Barnett, please, sit anywhere you like on this big day. 83 00:04:21,881 --> 00:04:23,383 After all, how often does a kid 84 00:04:23,424 --> 00:04:24,704 get to meet his very own father? 85 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:28,428 So far, I'm up to twice. 86 00:04:30,264 --> 00:04:31,847 Hey, would you like a drink? 87 00:04:31,889 --> 00:04:35,434 Perhaps a cool drink for our cool visitor? 88 00:04:37,852 --> 00:04:40,521 No, thanks, but I think all of you could use a Scotch. 89 00:04:42,856 --> 00:04:44,691 That's crazy, we're totally relaxed. 90 00:04:48,236 --> 00:04:49,476 Hey, you know what show I love? 91 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:52,031 The Jeffersons. 92 00:04:54,824 --> 00:04:56,910 "Dy-no-mite." Right? 93 00:04:58,536 --> 00:05:01,247 "Dy-no-mite" is from Good Times. 94 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:06,459 Oh, well, I watch them all. I mean, I don't discriminate. 95 00:05:09,045 --> 00:05:11,797 So father and son. 96 00:05:12,131 --> 00:05:13,299 Yep. 97 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:15,341 Well, I... 98 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,551 I guess Steven must have gotten his mother's... 99 00:05:17,593 --> 00:05:18,761 Eyes. Eyes. 100 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:23,390 Steven got his mother's pretty eyes. 101 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:25,516 Right. 102 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,559 Or as I like to say, "Right on." 103 00:05:33,648 --> 00:05:36,318 Okay, well, nobody's talking about the elephant in the room, 104 00:05:36,359 --> 00:05:37,483 so I'll do it. 105 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:39,860 You're black. 106 00:05:46,784 --> 00:05:47,951 Mom! 107 00:05:49,786 --> 00:05:52,496 Okay, please, Mr. Barnett, we're very open-minded. 108 00:05:53,332 --> 00:05:55,291 Oh! Oh, no, he's right. 109 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:58,169 I, myself, love that singer Art Garfunkel. 110 00:06:01,045 --> 00:06:02,504 Art Garfunkel's white. 111 00:06:04,257 --> 00:06:05,466 Really? 112 00:06:07,176 --> 00:06:09,719 Well, his name's got the "funk" in it, so I... 113 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,554 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 114 00:06:12,596 --> 00:06:15,099 Red, who's that black person I like? 115 00:06:17,434 --> 00:06:19,394 Martin Luther King? Yes! 116 00:06:25,607 --> 00:06:27,192 You know, I'm beginning to feel like 117 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:30,195 you haven't had a lot of black people in this house. 118 00:06:30,236 --> 00:06:33,113 Well, I mean, it's certainly not because we didn't want to. 119 00:06:33,155 --> 00:06:36,074 Right, right, no, it's just there haven't been any available. 120 00:06:38,909 --> 00:06:40,995 You know, it's Wisconsin. 121 00:06:41,037 --> 00:06:42,787 Well, I know all about Wisconsin. 122 00:06:42,829 --> 00:06:44,098 The only place around here where you'll see 123 00:06:44,122 --> 00:06:45,748 white and black together is on a cow. 124 00:06:49,418 --> 00:06:51,670 That's right! Sure! 125 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:55,131 So, William, what kind of work do you do? 126 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:56,841 I own a chain of record stores. 127 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:59,718 Record stores. That's cool, huh? Yeah. 128 00:06:59,759 --> 00:07:01,719 I was afraid you were gonna be a cop or something. 129 00:07:02,137 --> 00:07:03,472 I don't like cops. 130 00:07:04,264 --> 00:07:05,431 I don't like cops, either. 131 00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:08,767 Hey, who do you think shot JFK? 132 00:07:08,809 --> 00:07:11,728 I don't know, because they don't want me to know. 133 00:07:13,355 --> 00:07:15,399 Check it out, man. I'm a chip off the old block. 134 00:07:16,524 --> 00:07:18,859 Man, I wish Mom had told me about you. 135 00:07:18,901 --> 00:07:20,170 Hey, when was the last time you saw her? 136 00:07:20,194 --> 00:07:23,863 Oh, years ago. We were dating and she just disappeared. 137 00:07:23,905 --> 00:07:25,549 I guess she married the man you thought was your father 138 00:07:25,573 --> 00:07:28,242 and told him that you were his baby. Yeah. 139 00:07:28,283 --> 00:07:30,723 Mom must have been pretty relieved when I came out white, huh? 140 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,836 Hello? Brooke, it's me. Did you have the baby yet? 141 00:07:45,589 --> 00:07:47,174 No? Are you sure? 142 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:54,221 Okay, well, I'm in the kitchen now, so... 143 00:07:54,263 --> 00:07:57,933 No, it's the same number, but I'm in the kitchen, so when you call... 144 00:07:57,974 --> 00:08:00,435 No, you just gotta think, "Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen." 145 00:08:01,269 --> 00:08:02,270 Okay. 146 00:08:03,645 --> 00:08:05,564 This is so exciting. Yeah. 147 00:08:05,605 --> 00:08:08,108 You're going to be a father, and I'm going to be all alone. 148 00:08:10,192 --> 00:08:12,278 My clock is ticking. 149 00:08:12,319 --> 00:08:14,363 I just don't want to screw this thing up, you know? 150 00:08:14,405 --> 00:08:15,507 When that kid opens his eyes, 151 00:08:15,531 --> 00:08:16,549 I want his daddy, who loves him, 152 00:08:16,573 --> 00:08:18,116 to be the first thing he sees. 153 00:08:18,157 --> 00:08:19,843 Plus, I don't want him to get switched at birth 154 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,906 with one of those babies that doesn't speak English. 155 00:08:26,123 --> 00:08:27,331 Why are you here? 156 00:08:28,832 --> 00:08:31,294 This isn't your home. 157 00:08:31,335 --> 00:08:33,628 It still wouldn't kill you to put up some pictures of me. 158 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:36,923 I got it! 159 00:08:38,257 --> 00:08:39,841 Hello? 160 00:08:39,883 --> 00:08:41,510 Charlie Schmidt! 161 00:08:42,636 --> 00:08:44,887 I haven't talked to you since the war. 162 00:08:46,806 --> 00:08:49,600 You know, I wasn't even sure they pulled you out of the water. 163 00:08:51,351 --> 00:08:53,145 If I had known... 164 00:08:53,186 --> 00:08:54,645 Never call here again! 165 00:08:56,105 --> 00:08:58,941 Kelso... Well, I gotta keep the line open. 166 00:08:58,983 --> 00:09:01,192 I'm gonna kill you and mount your head on the TV. 167 00:09:03,736 --> 00:09:06,322 And if it helps me get better reception, 168 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:09,283 it'll do more for me than you have in your whole life. 169 00:09:13,495 --> 00:09:17,498 Oh, Fez, Michael, meet William Barnett, Steven's father. 170 00:09:17,539 --> 00:09:18,582 Good to meet you both. 171 00:09:21,626 --> 00:09:22,751 Will you look at that? 172 00:09:26,339 --> 00:09:27,589 Yeah, I'm half black, man. 173 00:09:29,174 --> 00:09:32,051 Kind of puts all the pieces of the puzzle together, don't it? 174 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,970 Hey, I'm having a kid soon. I wonder if mine's gonna be half black. 175 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:38,764 Is the mother black? 176 00:09:39,974 --> 00:09:40,974 No. 177 00:09:43,101 --> 00:09:45,228 I have to say, Mr. Barnett, 178 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:47,523 it's nice to see another person of color in this town. 179 00:09:49,815 --> 00:09:51,615 White people, you know what I'm talking about? 180 00:09:55,403 --> 00:09:56,696 Can't say that I do. 181 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,407 Oh, I hear you, brother man. 182 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,702 Eric, are you ready to go? 183 00:10:03,743 --> 00:10:05,179 I wanna get to the feminist rally in time 184 00:10:05,203 --> 00:10:07,372 for the Hugh Hefner pinata. 185 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:10,915 Ooh! Uh, Mr. Barnett, this is Donna. Donna, this is... 186 00:10:10,957 --> 00:10:13,585 I'm Steven's father. I'm black, and it's okay. 187 00:10:17,672 --> 00:10:19,798 Wow! Whoa! Donna, please, 188 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,717 do not flip out on the man just because of the color of his skin. 189 00:10:24,469 --> 00:10:27,596 I would never do that. I would never do that. 190 00:10:27,638 --> 00:10:29,890 Okay, Donna, let's just go, 191 00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:31,535 and maybe in the car we can have a little talk 192 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:33,726 about how hurtful our preconceived notions can be. 193 00:10:35,853 --> 00:10:36,854 Power. 194 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,568 Steven, this is so exciting. 195 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,942 I know, I met my dad. 196 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:45,777 And he's rich. 197 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,673 Now, instead of waiting for you to get off your butt and make some money, 198 00:10:47,697 --> 00:10:48,905 we can just inherit it. 199 00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:53,368 Wait a minute, you mean inherit it from me? 200 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,826 No, no, no, no. 201 00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:57,913 All she means is that you are doing quite well. 202 00:10:57,954 --> 00:11:00,456 When I talked to your secretary and she put me on hold, 203 00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:02,709 there was music on the line. 204 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,419 Ha! I thought to myself, 205 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:07,462 "Well, this is a man who can afford a thing or two!" 206 00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:11,674 I see, so you knew I had money before you invited me here? 207 00:11:11,716 --> 00:11:13,175 Is that supposed to mean something? 208 00:11:13,718 --> 00:11:15,344 I don't know. 209 00:11:15,386 --> 00:11:16,844 Why don't you tell me, Steven? 210 00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:20,640 What are you talking about? 211 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,351 Well, I mean, we don't have to play games. 212 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,353 I can give you money, if that's what you're after. 213 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,937 That's who you think I am? 214 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,334 I'll see you guys later. Steven... 215 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,858 No, you know what? 216 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,580 I didn't need anything from him growing up, 217 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,131 and I don't need anything from him now. 218 00:11:41,574 --> 00:11:43,617 You know, that was very rude of you. 219 00:11:43,658 --> 00:11:46,994 And I can't believe I'm saying this to someone wearing cashmere, 220 00:11:47,036 --> 00:11:49,121 but, well, I don't think we can be friends. 221 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,338 How could you say that to Steven? 222 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:02,966 He doesn't want your money, I want your money. 223 00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:05,968 How could you think that anybody here needs your money? 224 00:12:06,009 --> 00:12:07,553 Look at this place. 225 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,723 Glass grapes, 226 00:12:11,514 --> 00:12:14,058 pizza rolls, an organ. 227 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,102 It's like Carnegie Hall. 228 00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:22,607 I stand by what I said. What else was I supposed to think? 229 00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:24,651 You're supposed to look at me 230 00:12:24,692 --> 00:12:28,528 and know that I raised fine young men. 231 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:30,821 Even though one of them is at a feminist rally. 232 00:12:32,407 --> 00:12:34,575 Mr. Barnett, you are wrong about Steven. 233 00:12:34,617 --> 00:12:35,867 He's perfect. 234 00:12:35,909 --> 00:12:36,994 I think you should go. 235 00:12:37,869 --> 00:12:38,868 I agree. 236 00:12:40,121 --> 00:12:42,373 I was gonna pack you some leftovers, 237 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:45,459 but that ship has sailed, mister. 238 00:12:49,462 --> 00:12:50,837 I hope this doesn't discourage you 239 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:53,215 from inviting a second black person into your home. 240 00:13:00,304 --> 00:13:02,055 What do we want? A safe park! 241 00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:03,683 And when do we want it? Now! 242 00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:06,058 I can't hear you, ladies! When do we want it? 243 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,143 Now! 244 00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:10,854 Take back the night! 245 00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:15,400 This feels really good, Donna. 246 00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:17,419 You know, I... Women should be able to walk through this park 247 00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:19,195 without being afraid. 248 00:13:19,236 --> 00:13:21,322 In fact, someday, I hope 249 00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:23,864 that I can walk through this park without being afraid. 250 00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:27,660 It helps to whistle. 251 00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:30,078 Well, I'm really glad you came with me. 252 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,520 And I loved seeing how passionate you got singing I Am Woman. 253 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,710 Well, I'm having a lot of fun, Donna, 254 00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:38,460 and I'm sorry, but you look so hot. 255 00:13:39,712 --> 00:13:41,463 Your new blonde hair shining in the light 256 00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:43,025 of the burning effigy of that molester. 257 00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:49,386 Hey, I got an idea. 258 00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:52,347 Why don't we go "take back" the area behind that bench? 259 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,889 When do you want it? Now! 260 00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:07,484 Brooke, did you have the baby yet? 261 00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:12,864 Fez? 262 00:14:12,904 --> 00:14:14,490 No, this is your baby. 263 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:17,908 And I'm really ugly. 264 00:14:18,993 --> 00:14:20,746 Okay, I know this is a prank, 265 00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:22,580 'cause there's no way my baby would be ugly. 266 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,126 Hello? 267 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,728 Yes, is your refrigerator running? 268 00:14:32,129 --> 00:14:34,214 Because if it is, you better go catch it. Burn! 269 00:14:35,173 --> 00:14:36,925 Stop calling me! 270 00:14:41,888 --> 00:14:42,930 What? 271 00:14:43,347 --> 00:14:44,389 Are you mad? 272 00:14:45,807 --> 00:14:47,851 No, Fez. 273 00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:49,185 Look, you sound mad. 274 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,395 Well, I'm fine. 275 00:14:51,437 --> 00:14:53,731 You say the words, but I can tell you don't mean it. 276 00:14:54,939 --> 00:14:57,149 Look, just don't call me anymore! 277 00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:04,153 Why do you keep hanging up on me if you're not mad? 278 00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:08,033 I'm waiting to hear from the mother of my child! 279 00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:10,536 So you are mad. 280 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,955 Curl up with the phone so we can talk this over. 281 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,625 Fez, I'm hanging up. 282 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,541 Fine, just hang up, then. 283 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,584 Fine. 284 00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:30,426 Are you still there? 285 00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:35,180 Yeah, I'm still here. 286 00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:37,850 Hey. 287 00:15:39,225 --> 00:15:40,225 Hey. 288 00:15:42,687 --> 00:15:43,980 Thanks for not hanging up. 289 00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:52,487 I'm just so mad at that William Barnett. 290 00:15:52,528 --> 00:15:54,614 I mean, thinking you wanted something from him. 291 00:15:54,656 --> 00:15:56,448 Everyone knows I'm all you've ever desired. 292 00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,368 Look, if I was in his place, 293 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,471 I probably would have thought the same thing, you know? 294 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,289 It's not a big deal. I just wanted to meet the guy 295 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,010 and find out if he looked like I imagined my father would look like. 296 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,961 By the way, no. 297 00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:15,005 Well, who needs a father, anyway? 298 00:16:15,046 --> 00:16:16,632 You know what? I've been doing just fine 299 00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:18,233 since my dad disappeared into the jungles 300 00:16:18,257 --> 00:16:19,857 to bring freedom to the grateful natives. 301 00:16:21,135 --> 00:16:22,970 Jackie, your father is in prison 302 00:16:23,011 --> 00:16:24,513 for embezzling $60,000 from the city. 303 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:26,961 I'm pretty, don't contradict me. 304 00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:42,110 Bring it on, ladies. 305 00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:43,403 You know what's great? 306 00:16:43,445 --> 00:16:44,821 There's, like, half-a-dozen women 307 00:16:44,863 --> 00:16:46,865 on the other side of that hedge 308 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,033 who would kill to be where I am right now. 309 00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:53,745 Ow! Ow! You're on my hair. 310 00:16:53,787 --> 00:16:55,371 Your beautiful blonde hair? 311 00:16:55,412 --> 00:16:57,039 Get off me! Get off! 312 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,291 Hey, there's a woman in trouble. Let's get him, sisters. 313 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,085 What? No, no! 314 00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:04,713 That's right, you pervert. No means no. 315 00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:07,965 No, ladies, please. I'm... 316 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,050 I'm one of you! 317 00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:11,411 Let's put these work boots to use. 318 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:16,305 Run, Eric! Run like Bruce Jenner! 319 00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:19,641 Oh, crap, he doesn't know sports. 320 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:25,062 Open up, it's Dr. Baby Doctor. 321 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,240 I have your baby and he wants to talk to you. 322 00:17:34,028 --> 00:17:35,070 It's just me. 323 00:17:37,197 --> 00:17:40,449 I'm not a doctor, and I don't have your baby. 324 00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:43,077 Burn! 325 00:17:44,703 --> 00:17:45,703 That was a good one. 326 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,041 Listen, this baby stuff's, like, really important to me, okay? 327 00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:51,751 So I'm trying to take it seriously. 328 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:54,587 Hey, say no more. My sensitive friend, I am sorry. 329 00:17:56,922 --> 00:17:58,464 No more phone pranks from now on. 330 00:18:02,593 --> 00:18:03,886 Learn to trust your friends. 331 00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:11,725 Mr. Sexy's Pizza. 332 00:18:18,022 --> 00:18:19,398 Our special today is sex-a-roni. 333 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:22,734 Fez! God! 334 00:18:24,318 --> 00:18:25,318 Hello? 335 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:26,905 Brooke! 336 00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:29,823 What? Your water broke? 337 00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:33,493 What does that mean? 338 00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:36,704 Oh, God, that's disgusting. 339 00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:39,957 No, why would you tell me that? 340 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,752 Oh, jeez! Okay, okay, I'm on my way. 341 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,630 This is it! I'm having a baby! 342 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,131 Go get 'em, buddy! 343 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,057 Mr. Sexy's Pizza. 344 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,518 Our special today is sex-a-roni. 345 00:19:07,186 --> 00:19:09,188 Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy. 346 00:19:16,779 --> 00:19:18,237 You mean, you want some? 347 00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:28,453 We're closed. 348 00:19:41,298 --> 00:19:43,676 Hey. Hey. 349 00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,970 So I was wondering if maybe we could try this again. 350 00:19:47,012 --> 00:19:48,852 Yeah, I mean, it worked so well the first time. 351 00:19:50,764 --> 00:19:54,643 I'm sorry about that. Thing is, if I grew up with nothing 352 00:19:54,685 --> 00:19:56,477 and found out I had a dad with money, 353 00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,399 I would have thought maybe he owed me something. 354 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,648 Well, that's not me. 355 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:04,901 I know. But when we first met, I thought I saw myself in you. 356 00:20:08,278 --> 00:20:09,571 Yeah, I can see that. 357 00:20:10,823 --> 00:20:13,366 You and me, it's like looking in a mirror. 358 00:20:15,618 --> 00:20:17,495 So you want to go get a beer or something? 359 00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:20,039 I can get you in some places you've probably never been to. 360 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,791 Oh, like that cool jazz bar off the highway? 361 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:25,668 No, no, I'm talking about country clubs, fancy restaurants. 362 00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:26,836 I'm rich as hell, man. 363 00:20:32,049 --> 00:20:33,884 Everything okay here, Steven? 364 00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:35,217 Yeah, everything's fine. 365 00:20:35,258 --> 00:20:37,845 I am so glad you're back. 366 00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:41,472 I felt horrible letting you go off without any leftovers. 367 00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:45,392 It's nice meeting you, Red. 368 00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,553 And you're right. You have raised some fine young men. 369 00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:59,404 Yeah, I'm real proud of them. 370 00:21:00,989 --> 00:21:02,865 They stole all my clothes. 371 00:21:02,907 --> 00:21:04,366 Who? 372 00:21:04,408 --> 00:21:07,202 The angry mob of feminists. 373 00:21:07,243 --> 00:21:09,954 Man, look at you. They even shaved off all your body hair. 374 00:21:11,915 --> 00:21:12,956 Yes. 375 00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,292 Yes, they did. 376 00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:23,631 So Kelso has a child. 377 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,384 I cannot wait to see the smile on that sweet little face. 378 00:21:26,426 --> 00:21:28,053 And I'll bet the baby's cute, too. 379 00:21:29,469 --> 00:21:32,347 It is so cool that Steven's father is rich. 380 00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:35,558 You know, it almost makes up for my father being locked away in... 381 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,977 I mean, native land. 382 00:21:40,437 --> 00:21:43,273 Eric, I'm so sorry about what happened at the rally. 383 00:21:43,314 --> 00:21:44,942 It was like watching an antelope 384 00:21:44,983 --> 00:21:46,222 get taken down on Wild Kingdom. 385 00:21:47,443 --> 00:21:49,237 This is permanent marker, Donna. 386 00:21:50,238 --> 00:21:51,517 I don't think this is coming off! 387 00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:53,541 http://hiqve.com/