1 00:00:05,526 --> 00:00:10,195 You guys, guess what all of us are doing on Sunday afternoon? 2 00:00:10,237 --> 00:00:11,404 Uh... 3 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:14,864 I hope it's not going antiquing again. 4 00:00:14,906 --> 00:00:18,241 I told you, Donna, that's just for girls. 5 00:00:18,282 --> 00:00:20,200 Loved it. Definitely in. 6 00:00:21,158 --> 00:00:23,201 No, during my radio show, 7 00:00:23,243 --> 00:00:26,136 we did a promotion where the tenth caller gets six tickets to the Packers game. 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:30,412 And since I turned off all the outside phone lines after caller number nine, 9 00:00:30,454 --> 00:00:32,692 I was caller number ten! We're going to the Packers game! 10 00:00:32,955 --> 00:00:34,538 Oh! 11 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:37,664 Awesome! We got six tickets and there's six of us! 12 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:42,084 No, wait. One, two, three... Wait. 13 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:44,876 Fez, stop moving around. You're confusing me. 14 00:00:44,918 --> 00:00:49,711 Wait, wait, wait. So we're all gonna go to the game together? 15 00:00:49,753 --> 00:00:53,171 Oh, what? You won't go now 'cause you and Hyde are broken up? 16 00:00:53,213 --> 00:00:56,298 Well, I guess you'd rather stay here and make sweet, short love to me. 17 00:00:56,339 --> 00:00:58,882 No, no, no, I'm fine with going 18 00:00:58,924 --> 00:01:00,841 because I'm the one who did the breaking up. 19 00:01:00,883 --> 00:01:02,926 Steven is the one who's all devastated. 20 00:01:02,968 --> 00:01:04,927 So why don't you go make sweet, short love to him? 21 00:01:07,136 --> 00:01:09,303 Um, I think something got messed up here. 22 00:01:11,345 --> 00:01:13,679 Well, I'm going because I'm fine. 23 00:01:13,721 --> 00:01:18,681 Well, good, 'cause I'm fine, too. In fact, I'm superfine. 24 00:01:18,723 --> 00:01:21,683 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm the one who's superfine here. 25 00:01:23,101 --> 00:01:26,978 All right. I got the T-shirt that says so. 26 00:01:28,686 --> 00:01:30,829 Well, you also have a T-shirt that says, "I'm with stupid," 27 00:01:30,853 --> 00:01:33,939 and the arrow is pointing straight up. 28 00:01:33,981 --> 00:01:36,606 Yeah, I hate that T-shirt. It doesn't even make any sense. 29 00:01:36,648 --> 00:01:38,023 Who's above me? 30 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,609 Okay, I hate to say it, you guys, 31 00:01:44,651 --> 00:01:47,944 but I think one of these tickets has to go to my dad. 32 00:01:47,986 --> 00:01:50,862 So that means one of us has to sit this out. Let me see. 33 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:52,321 Eenie, meenie, miney, Kelso. 34 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:57,282 What? How could you choose your dad over me? 35 00:01:57,323 --> 00:01:59,241 Look, my dad is a huge Packers fan, 36 00:01:59,283 --> 00:02:00,908 and he's never even been to a game. 37 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:03,659 Forman, it's not a problem. We can all go. 38 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:06,327 Me, Kelso and Fez will do the old ticket stub switch. 39 00:02:06,368 --> 00:02:08,078 That sounds dirty. 40 00:02:10,037 --> 00:02:11,163 Well, it's not. 41 00:02:12,412 --> 00:02:14,831 I'll do it anyway. 42 00:02:14,872 --> 00:02:18,040 What exactly sounds dirty about "ticket stub switch"? 43 00:02:18,082 --> 00:02:19,332 Oh, come on. 44 00:02:20,791 --> 00:02:22,500 "Stub, switch." 45 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:23,541 What are you, frigid? 46 00:02:30,296 --> 00:02:34,713 Hey, Dad, say, could you give me a ride this Sunday afternoon at, 47 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,298 I don't know, 1:00? 48 00:02:36,339 --> 00:02:38,174 Eric, this is football season. 49 00:02:38,215 --> 00:02:40,008 I know this doesn't mean much to you 50 00:02:40,049 --> 00:02:43,009 since there are no flying men with capes involved, 51 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,428 but I can't drive you anywhere on Sunday until the spring. 52 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,805 And then your mother can do it. 53 00:02:52,847 --> 00:02:56,388 Well, what if it was a ride to legendary Lambeau Field, 54 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:57,990 where the Packers are playing the Bears, 55 00:02:58,016 --> 00:03:01,516 and where you will be sitting next to me on the 50-yard line? 56 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:03,976 Eric. 57 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,905 What do you say, Dad? This'll be great, huh? 58 00:03:12,521 --> 00:03:15,354 Honey, are you crying? 59 00:03:17,148 --> 00:03:18,356 No. 60 00:03:23,151 --> 00:03:25,194 ♪ Hanging out 61 00:03:26,986 --> 00:03:28,736 ♪ Down the street 62 00:03:30,361 --> 00:03:32,529 ♪ The same old thing 63 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:36,239 ♪ We did last week 64 00:03:37,489 --> 00:03:41,283 ♪ Not a thing to do 65 00:03:41,325 --> 00:03:45,076 ♪ But talk to you 66 00:03:45,118 --> 00:03:47,036 ♪ We're all all right 67 00:03:47,077 --> 00:03:48,661 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 68 00:03:49,619 --> 00:03:51,411 Hello, Wisconsin! 69 00:03:57,123 --> 00:03:59,582 See this young man here? That's my boy. 70 00:03:59,624 --> 00:04:02,375 And he invited me to come and see this game. 71 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:04,917 I did that. 72 00:04:06,002 --> 00:04:07,044 That was me. 73 00:04:09,419 --> 00:04:11,795 Man, I can't go in there. I got all that stuff. 74 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,463 Okay, listen, here's the plan. 75 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,506 We've got two tickets and there's three of us. 76 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,233 So I'm gonna go inside with one of you guys. 77 00:04:19,257 --> 00:04:22,258 The guy who comes inside with me, takes two stubs, comes back outside, 78 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:24,499 brings inside the guy who's waiting outside. You got it? 79 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:30,387 Why can't you wait outside? 80 00:04:30,428 --> 00:04:31,721 Yeah, why can't you? 81 00:04:31,762 --> 00:04:33,638 Because I have a ticket. 82 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,681 - Oh, that makes sense. - Okay, yeah. 83 00:04:37,514 --> 00:04:39,640 Okay, now, to see who's coming in with me, 84 00:04:39,682 --> 00:04:42,517 instead of drawing straws, we'll draw tickets, okay? 85 00:04:42,558 --> 00:04:43,767 So, Kelso, you go first. 86 00:04:45,393 --> 00:04:47,186 All right, I got one. 87 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:51,063 Damn! 88 00:04:54,563 --> 00:04:56,898 Well, at least it was fair. 89 00:05:02,817 --> 00:05:05,735 Jackie, are you sure you're okay being here with Hyde? 90 00:05:05,776 --> 00:05:08,736 Because I don't want you to be sad the whole night. 91 00:05:08,777 --> 00:05:11,904 I have a feeling I'm gonna miss a lot of this game if you're sad. 92 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:15,572 Donna, please, okay? I'm past the sad stage in the breakup. 93 00:05:15,613 --> 00:05:18,157 Now I just want to make someone pay. 94 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:19,949 Like when your uncle died and you were sad, 95 00:05:19,991 --> 00:05:22,950 so you hurt people by firing your maid? 96 00:05:22,992 --> 00:05:26,493 Okay, Donna, breaking up with Steven was the hardest thing I ever had to do. 97 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,328 I gave him my heart and he stomped on it. 98 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,371 I can't pretend everything's okay. 99 00:05:30,412 --> 00:05:31,954 Oh, and we didn't fire Martina. 100 00:05:31,996 --> 00:05:33,996 We called immigration and had them take care of it. 101 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,457 Thanks again for inviting me over for the game, Kitty. 102 00:05:40,499 --> 00:05:42,209 Well, it'll be fun. 103 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:46,001 Red never lets me watch the game because one time, seven years ago, 104 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:49,128 the Packers won at the last minute while I was in the kitchen. 105 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:51,379 Now I have to sit in the kitchen every freaking Sunday. 106 00:05:54,172 --> 00:05:57,006 Okay, Kitty, I need the Packers to win by more than seven. 107 00:05:57,048 --> 00:05:59,007 I got a Hunsky riding on it. 108 00:06:01,133 --> 00:06:03,675 We call them Hungarians now, Bob. 109 00:06:06,261 --> 00:06:08,302 No, I bet $100. 110 00:06:08,344 --> 00:06:12,470 - Hey, you want in for $10? - Yes, please. 111 00:06:12,512 --> 00:06:14,722 Oh, I feel like a gangster's wife. 112 00:06:15,764 --> 00:06:17,806 Ooh, how about I get you some pretzels? 113 00:06:17,848 --> 00:06:18,991 I don't want to be any trouble. 114 00:06:19,015 --> 00:06:20,599 Oh, it's no trouble at all. 115 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,225 No, you didn't let me finish. 116 00:06:22,267 --> 00:06:26,310 I don't want to be any trouble, but I'm gonna need something hot. 117 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:29,811 Maybe something with refried beans and a little cheese drizzled on it. 118 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,191 Go! 119 00:06:43,441 --> 00:06:47,777 Man, you put a little schnapps in the hot chocolate. 120 00:06:47,818 --> 00:06:50,904 Eh, more like, I put a little hot chocolate in the schnapps. 121 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:56,989 You kids talking about booze? Well, schnapp it over here. 122 00:07:00,824 --> 00:07:04,159 Eric, I think your dad's been body-snatched by a nice guy. 123 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:09,870 I know. When the Packers got a first down, he actually hugged me. 124 00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:13,871 It was like... It was like, warm, like I imagined it might be. 125 00:07:18,332 --> 00:07:22,499 Hey, Kelso, go bring in Fez now. You know the plan, right? 126 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:24,751 Take my stub and your stub, and bring him in. 127 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:27,543 I got it, Hyde. Jeez, I'm not two, you know. 128 00:07:28,835 --> 00:07:30,753 Uh, what do I do if I get lost? 129 00:07:31,545 --> 00:07:33,504 Dude, you're a cop. 130 00:07:33,546 --> 00:07:36,298 Yeah, what good is shooting somebody if I'm lost? 131 00:07:37,215 --> 00:07:39,382 You know, Hyde, you're no help. 132 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,217 This is what it's all about, huh? 133 00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:47,177 Spending time out here, us men. 134 00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:50,845 Eric, you should be wearing a jersey. Here, go buy yourself one. 135 00:07:53,679 --> 00:07:57,014 Whoa. Dad, thank you. 136 00:07:57,056 --> 00:08:00,474 Eric, please, only on first downs. 137 00:08:08,145 --> 00:08:11,354 Wow, you actually got food for everybody? 138 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:14,314 How unnaturally thoughtful of you. 139 00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:16,606 Oh, don't worry. I have an ulterior motive. 140 00:08:16,648 --> 00:08:18,564 See, I got Steven caramel corn, 141 00:08:18,606 --> 00:08:20,649 but Steven doesn't like caramel corn. 142 00:08:20,690 --> 00:08:22,500 And he knows I know he doesn't like caramel corn, 143 00:08:22,524 --> 00:08:24,609 but I'm gonna give it to him anyway. 144 00:08:26,026 --> 00:08:28,527 - Wicked. - Yeah. 145 00:08:28,569 --> 00:08:32,821 Okay, boys, I got you all your favorite snacks. 146 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:35,406 Red, I got you a hot dog. 147 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:38,407 Donna, I got you three hot dogs. 148 00:08:44,617 --> 00:08:49,203 And, Steven, I got you caramel corn. 149 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,746 - I don't like caramel corn. - Oh, my. 150 00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:56,372 Well, if I was still your girlfriend 151 00:08:56,414 --> 00:08:59,832 and not just someone you couldn't see a future with, I might care. 152 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,209 But I'm not, so I don't. Buh-burn! 153 00:09:09,961 --> 00:09:12,421 Hey, Red, want to trade that hot dog for the caramel corn? 154 00:09:12,463 --> 00:09:14,339 Yeah, sure. I don't care. 155 00:09:16,506 --> 00:09:18,673 Damn. I forgot about tradesies. 156 00:09:22,175 --> 00:09:26,551 Now, I could have sworn there was some refried beans 157 00:09:26,593 --> 00:09:29,386 right here behind my emergency bourbon. 158 00:09:32,096 --> 00:09:33,638 Kitty, the game's on. 159 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,139 I'll dip the chips in Crisco, whatever you got. 160 00:09:37,223 --> 00:09:39,307 - Oh, jeez. - I got you. 161 00:09:48,144 --> 00:09:50,020 I wasn't falling, Bob. 162 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:53,146 Oh. 163 00:09:55,147 --> 00:09:56,522 Well, then this is awkward. 164 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,524 You can let go now, Bob. 165 00:10:17,531 --> 00:10:20,033 - Where's Kelso? - Outside, of course. 166 00:10:21,783 --> 00:10:22,950 Why? 167 00:10:22,992 --> 00:10:25,451 Um, we don't have enough tickets. 168 00:10:29,119 --> 00:10:30,953 How can you not get this? 169 00:10:32,745 --> 00:10:35,122 Moron, how many ticket stubs do you have on you? 170 00:10:35,164 --> 00:10:38,748 I have two, mine and yours, which, and try to keep up, 171 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:42,334 is why he's outside and we're inside. 172 00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:45,084 Okay, good. 173 00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:49,086 Now go take both ticket stubs and bring Kelso in. 174 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:50,753 But then how would you get into the game? 175 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,881 I'm already in the game! Now go! 176 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:59,049 Okay, okay. But you catch more flies with honey. 177 00:11:03,842 --> 00:11:05,551 Jackie wants to know 178 00:11:05,592 --> 00:11:09,178 if you could take a picture of her having the best day of her life. 179 00:11:17,014 --> 00:11:18,515 Is she insane? 180 00:11:19,432 --> 00:11:22,683 Of course. What are you, new here? 181 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:28,768 Okay, Steven, now that I'm single, I am very, very attractive to other men. 182 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,229 And I don't want to make you miserable or anything, 183 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:35,523 but I think I'm gonna start dating one of those big, stinky football fans. 184 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,898 - I'm single. - No, not you, cheesehead. 185 00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:43,526 I mean, whoo, cheesehead! 186 00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:47,027 Forget it. Ugh! 187 00:11:49,153 --> 00:11:51,611 Why isn't this working? What is wrong with me? 188 00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:53,154 I don't know. 189 00:11:53,196 --> 00:11:56,073 You don't have that normal Jackie thing that you usually have. 190 00:11:56,113 --> 00:11:57,799 You know, most of the time when you put your mind to it, 191 00:11:57,822 --> 00:12:00,573 you can really hurt someone. 192 00:12:00,615 --> 00:12:03,616 Okay, do you remember Ashley Caldwell 193 00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,701 when she was talking about you behind your back? 194 00:12:05,743 --> 00:12:07,494 And then you told all the other cheerleaders 195 00:12:07,536 --> 00:12:10,214 the reason that she couldn't do a split is because she had a wiener? 196 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:19,999 Well, yeah, but, Donna, that was easy. I really wanted to hurt her. 197 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,292 And you don't really want to hurt Hyde? 198 00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:25,583 Because you still love him? 199 00:12:29,294 --> 00:12:31,462 Hey, some jerk's wearing a Bears jersey. 200 00:12:31,504 --> 00:12:33,755 - Let's all get together and kick his ass. Yeah! 201 00:12:38,465 --> 00:12:43,259 Man, all these guys are pissed off at something, huh, Dad? 202 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,218 "Dad"? Who is this guy? 203 00:12:47,302 --> 00:12:50,387 - Bears, boo! - Boo! 204 00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:07,894 Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game? 205 00:13:07,936 --> 00:13:10,728 Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. 206 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,021 Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. 207 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,688 The Packers are like the Jedi, 208 00:13:22,316 --> 00:13:26,735 and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey. 209 00:13:26,777 --> 00:13:29,986 Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. 210 00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:32,779 They play Manuku. 211 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,613 Forman, this is worse than when you wore 212 00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:40,241 the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert. 213 00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:44,075 For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off? 214 00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:46,617 No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? 215 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,120 I am the underdog in real life. 216 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:52,619 I like Charlie Brown. I like The Little Engine That Could. 217 00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:54,829 I like the Bears. 218 00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:57,582 Excuse me, excuse me. 219 00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,831 Hey, I'm back. 220 00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:11,503 Um, where's Fez? 221 00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:13,628 Oh, I left him outside like we always do. 222 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,881 But I like how you made him come in and out 223 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:21,258 just to make him think we weren't screwing with him. 224 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,633 Burn! 225 00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:28,843 Kelso, we're not trying to burn Fez. 226 00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:30,804 We're just trying to all watch the game together. 227 00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:35,513 Okay, this is Kelso you're talking to here. 228 00:14:35,555 --> 00:14:37,306 All right, who's getting burned? Is it me? 229 00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:38,986 Because if it is, I'll just let it happen. 230 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:43,434 No. No one's getting burned. Now go out and get Fez. 231 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,810 All right, fine. 232 00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:49,185 I'll go get Fez, and you can just surprise me. 233 00:14:53,938 --> 00:14:55,522 Okay, Steven, 234 00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:59,689 certain people have implied that I might still have feelings for you. 235 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:02,024 But I want you to know that I don't. 236 00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:05,610 In fact, now that I'm single, I realize how big of a loser you are, 237 00:15:05,651 --> 00:15:07,693 and I'm lucky to be rid of you. 238 00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:11,279 So I'm gonna go and celebrate with a giant gold-and-green cotton candy. 239 00:15:17,697 --> 00:15:19,115 Man, what the hell is her problem? 240 00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:21,907 She's ruining the football game. 241 00:15:21,949 --> 00:15:24,659 I'm gonna go tell her where she can stick that cotton candy. 242 00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:28,660 This is a very angry section we're in. 243 00:15:29,536 --> 00:15:31,787 Very angry. 244 00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:34,514 Oh, it's not that bad. I mean, I've been wearing this jersey 10 minutes 245 00:15:34,538 --> 00:15:35,639 and nothing that bad has happened. 246 00:15:39,499 --> 00:15:41,666 Although, I did just sit in nachos. 247 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,584 Good one, Red. 248 00:16:16,055 --> 00:16:19,223 All right, Kitty, I think we need to talk about what happened in the kitchen. 249 00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:22,683 Yeah, what the heck were you doing, Bob? 250 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,976 I haven't been goosed like that since we won the war. 251 00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:28,685 I thought you were falling. 252 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,811 I wasn't falling. Why would you think I was falling? 253 00:16:30,853 --> 00:16:32,604 You said "Oh, jeez," 254 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:35,189 and that's what I say when I'm gonna fall. Oh, jeez. 255 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:38,981 I just said that because I couldn't find your damn refried beans. 256 00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:44,359 - And both hands, Bob? - I needed leverage. 257 00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:49,902 Well, all I know is we have to keep this a secret. 258 00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:52,695 If Red finds out, he'll cut your hands off. 259 00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:56,864 Fine. We won't say another word about it. 260 00:16:59,739 --> 00:17:02,074 Although, about it, may I say, bravo. 261 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,369 Jane Fonda. 262 00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:15,580 Hey, what happened with Jackie? 263 00:17:15,622 --> 00:17:16,664 Huh? 264 00:17:16,705 --> 00:17:18,914 Oh, nothing. I didn't find her. 265 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:22,041 You might want to go look for her, though, by the snack bar, 266 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,543 behind the pillar, concourse A. 267 00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:29,461 Is that close to the ice cream guy? 268 00:17:29,503 --> 00:17:30,711 I think so. 269 00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:32,712 All right, I'll go. 270 00:17:41,132 --> 00:17:43,592 Hyde, we need help. 271 00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:46,885 This whole ticket thing is like calculus to us. 272 00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:49,969 Okay, Kelso is outside with two ticket stubs. 273 00:17:50,011 --> 00:17:51,845 What? 274 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:52,887 How did you get in? 275 00:17:52,928 --> 00:17:54,721 Oh, there's a hole in the fence. 276 00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,225 Come on. 277 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:13,103 Well, the Bears have pretty much lost the game, so why don't you get lost? 278 00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:14,979 Look, I think you've made your point. 279 00:18:15,021 --> 00:18:19,273 Yes, he's wearing a Bears jersey, but he's my son. 280 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,567 Son or daughter? 281 00:18:21,608 --> 00:18:23,816 All right, that's enough. 282 00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:25,918 No, you know what? You can say anything you want about me, okay? 283 00:18:25,942 --> 00:18:26,984 It's not gonna bother me. 284 00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:28,818 Yeah, stay out of this, baldy. 285 00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:32,737 Okay, you can shut up about my dad. 286 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,863 Oh, well, who's gonna make me? 287 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,030 I am. 288 00:18:36,072 --> 00:18:38,073 No, wait, I am. 289 00:18:42,324 --> 00:18:43,742 Eric's in a fight. 290 00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:51,662 No one's here. No one's gonna believe me. 291 00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:54,663 Why didn't I bring my camera? 292 00:18:57,706 --> 00:19:00,082 Today was a miserable day. 293 00:19:00,123 --> 00:19:03,166 Now I want to hire Martina back just so I can fire her again. 294 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,501 You know what might make you feel better? 295 00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:09,752 If you go wait in the car while I go watch the rest of the game. 296 00:19:11,045 --> 00:19:12,879 No, that's okay. You can come with me. 297 00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:15,255 Great. 298 00:19:18,173 --> 00:19:19,798 I'm vicious, all right! 299 00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:25,676 I will tear that ass up! 300 00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:29,010 Look at him go. He's got the Forman rage. 301 00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:30,720 Get off of me. 302 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,685 Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. 303 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,477 Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way? 304 00:19:50,936 --> 00:19:51,936 Spider-Man. 305 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:56,731 I had to ask. 306 00:19:56,772 --> 00:20:01,357 Hey, Donna, you know, Fez and I are free if you want tickets to a movie. 307 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:04,567 Sure. But I only have enough money for, like, two tickets. 308 00:20:07,026 --> 00:20:09,528 No problem. I know this thing we can do. 309 00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:13,070 First, you take two tickets and go inside, 310 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,739 and then we wait outside and sneak through the fence. 311 00:20:17,864 --> 00:20:19,240 Sounds foolproof. 312 00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:22,742 We are gonna burn Fez so bad. 313 00:20:33,371 --> 00:20:34,996 Well, this sucks. 314 00:20:37,623 --> 00:20:42,083 'Cause before we'd just, kind of, hang out, you know? 315 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:45,293 Yeah. Well, that was before. 316 00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:47,460 Obviously, hanging out doesn't work so well now. 317 00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:49,711 Yeah. 318 00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:51,962 - Want me to give you a ride home? - No, that's okay. 319 00:20:52,629 --> 00:20:53,671 I don't mind. 320 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,464 No, I'll walk. 321 00:20:58,089 --> 00:20:59,215 But thank you. 322 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,594 I can't believe you sat on my couch with cheese on your pants. 323 00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:13,053 Okay, listen, Mom, cheese on my pants is just who I am now. 324 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,115 No more spending time with your father. 325 00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:17,389 He's turned you into an animal. 326 00:21:22,224 --> 00:21:26,685 I can't believe you got into a fight. 327 00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:29,645 You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. 328 00:21:29,686 --> 00:21:31,978 They may have to invent a whole new weight class. 329 00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:34,730 Hey, what's lighter than a feather? 330 00:21:37,188 --> 00:21:39,774 A Packer win, and the boy defends the family name. 331 00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:41,775 This is a great day for the Formans. 332 00:21:42,566 --> 00:21:44,317 I touched your wife's butt. 333 00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:50,445 I made $10. 334 00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:52,467 http://hiqve.com/