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Hey, Sarah, when you and
Donna are alone at the radio station,
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do you ever pretend that instead
of being just a regular intern,
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that you're, like,
a super naughty intern?
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Oh, and that Donna has to
teach you a very naked lesson?
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I'll give you 10 bucks and what's
left of my hot dog to say yes.
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No, sillies. There's way too much
work to do at the station to daydream.
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I mean, I have to take
my top off and sort records,
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and then Donna and I have
to French-kiss. It's exhausting.
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This is why there should be
more women in the workforce.
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Um, please don't take this
the wrong way,
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but I want to have sex with you.
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Sarah's only been
interning for a week,
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but the deejays have already
let her talk on the air,
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and they gave her a really
cool nickname, Sizzling Sarah.
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- Oh, that's terrific.
- That's onomatopoeia.
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- That's good.
- It rhymes.
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It is so fun.
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Everyone at the station's been
super nice, especially the older men.
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Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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- This girl is great.
- This girl is great.
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That girl is a bitch.
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She's Sizzling Sarah
in one week?
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It took me six months of sorting
records to become Hot Donna.
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Six months.
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Uh, no, actually, you've been
Hot Donna since the fifth grade
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when you started cultivating
that melon patch.
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Don't tell her about the melon
patch. Now she knows our secret code.
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Sizzling Sarah.
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I don't even know why they
hired her. She's music illiterate.
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When I asked her if she liked The Police,
she was like, "No, I prefer firemen."
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Donna, who cares
if she knows about music?
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The girl is freaking hot.
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Yeah, Donna, what you've yet to
realize is that life is a beauty contest.
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I mean, you got your job
because you're hot,
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and now a new hot girl is
coming and taking your place.
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It's survival of the juggiest.
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No, I got my job
because I know music.
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Yeah, that's why your on-air
nickname is "Music-knowing Donna."
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Look, Donna, your problem is
you've got too much going on.
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I mean, the less you have going
on, the less you have to worry about.
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Look at me. I've got nothing going
on and I've got nothing to worry about.
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Except your future.
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Eh.
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How's it going?
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- Horrible, I want you back.
- Thank God, I want you back.
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- In fact, marry me.
- Oh, yes, Steven!
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Do you, Jackie?
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- I do!
- Me, too!
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Yeah, baby!
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Jackie, I said, how's it going?
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Fine.
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Everything's fine.
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You guys, while I was
in the bathroom,
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I realized I totally forgot
to wear a bra today.
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I love you.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Steven, I've noticed
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that every day you come home
from the record store tired and irritable,
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and I just want to say,
"Welcome to life."
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So, what's new
in the world of rock 'n' roll?
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'Cause this cool cat wants the
skinny on the bebop, maestro.
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Uh, well, tomorrow we have Tom Jones coming
in for a record signing at the store.
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Tom Jones! I love him!
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Oh, and the way he
shakes his hips.
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It just... It makes me feel
all nervous and embarrassed.
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Boy, that sounds like fun.
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Fun for you, maybe.
You're a middle-aged woman.
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What?
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Don't "what" me.
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The average lifespan is 72,
so if you're older than 36,
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which you are, then, by
definition, you're middle-aged.
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Discussion over.
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Okay, when you're right,
you're right.
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Wow.
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I win an argument
every six years or so.
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Is Steven here?
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I'm only asking to make sure he's
not in case he still has feelings for me.
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Well, he's not here.
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He went to a bar to forget
how much he loves you.
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Really?
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Uh, no, he's at the car wash.
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- You guys wanna
hear something sick?
- Ooh, yes. Please, hurry.
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Mr. Randall,
down at the radio station,
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wants me to host a live remote
from Hyde's record store
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when Tom Jones is there.
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And to promote it, they want to
put me on a billboard wearing this.
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That's just good radio.
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Well, I'm not wearing it.
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I should be valued for my voice
and music knowledge, not my body,
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no matter how smoking it is.
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There you go again with your
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"women should be valued
for their minds" gobbledygook.
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Donna, women should be
valued for their looks.
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Men should be
valued for their cars,
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and foreigners should be
valued for their ability to sweep.
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Hey, hey.
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We also drive a mean taxi.
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I'm not caving to
their smutty demands.
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I am an on-air personality.
I am not a sex kitten.
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I agree, Donna.
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Making you wear that outfit
is demeaning to women.
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Well, thank you, Fez.
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But, just to be sure,
put it on and shake your ass.
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Would you please quit giggling?
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Sorry, man. I'm listening
to George Carlin's
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Seven Dirty Words You Can't
Say on Radio and Television.
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Man, he just keeps saying them
over and over again.
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Potty mouth.
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Okay, Tom Jones is booked
and everything is set.
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You know, I don't think
there's anything more exciting
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than a promotional
event gone right.
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Then you need to get drunk
and ride a mechanical bull.
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You know, you're being
more of a tool than usual.
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Have you talked to Jackie?
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No, Angie. What do
I have to say to Jackie?
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That you love her and miss her.
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I don't love people.
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I love Camaros, Zeppelin
and french fries, in that order.
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You guys, I just had
this brilliant idea.
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You know how every dirty word
has a number?
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Instead of cursing, you could
just say that number.
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Like I could say,
"Hi, go three yourself."
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Hey, Angie,
when Tom Jones gets here,
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you're not gonna throw your
underpants at him, are you?
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Michael, you know
I don't wear underwear.
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Come on, man, you're my sister.
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I just told her to say that
to gross you out. Burn!
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Yeah, you got me.
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Besides, I happen to know
that she does wear underwear.
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Sometimes she lets me take
them off for her. Boomerang burn!
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I feel terrible.
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I think it's the flu.
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Okay, now is this the real flu or the
Martini & Rossi Asti Spumante flu?
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Now I'm gonna miss
Tom Jones this afternoon,
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and I wanted his
autograph so badly.
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- Red, I was thinking maybe...
- No.
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You know, if you were sick and
Joe DiMaggio was signing footballs,
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I'd get an autograph for you.
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Mom, Joe DiMaggio
played baseball.
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That'd be like me saying
G.I. Joe has a karate grip.
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What a nerd I'd be.
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- Hey, Fez, I need your advice.
- You should show more leg.
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I'm serious.
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I still love Steven and I want him
back. Everything reminds me of him.
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Every time I walk past a pile
of dirty laundry, I start crying.
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Then you should go to him
and tell him how you feel.
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No, I cannot go up to Steven
and pour my heart out to him
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if I'm not sure he
feels the same way.
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I couldn't take the rejection.
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Oh, please, I've been
rejected a million times.
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And trust me, after the first 100 or
so, they don't sting no more, baby.
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I wouldn't even know
what to say.
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Okay, let's role-play.
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Pretend I'm Hyde and say everything
you want to say to him to me.
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Really? Okay.
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Steven, I love you
and I want you back.
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I never thought I would hear
those words, my darling.
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Ew!
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I'm sorry, I got
a little carried away.
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I'll be serious
this time, I promise.
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Okay.
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I love you and all I want
is for us to be together.
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- Get off me, weirdo.
- I'm the weirdo?
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You're the one saying, "I love
you," smack! "I love you," smack!
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You little tease.
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So, you see, Mr. Randall, I don't think
it's necessary for me to wear a bikini.
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I mean, what is sexier
than a little bit of mystery?
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Well, according to
my research, naked boobies.
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All right, look,
ratings are down,
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and I think this
could really help.
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Well, I'm not gonna strip
for a radio advertisement.
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- It's demeaning.
- I'll do it.
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You will?
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Yeah, of course she'll do it.
This whole billboard was her idea.
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What?
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Unlike some people, I care
about this radio station.
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Plus, I just love
wearing a bikini.
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When I put one on,
I jiggle just like jelly.
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Well, she jiggles just like two
perfectly filled water balloons,
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but I'm afraid you'll never
get to see them, or touch them,
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or make a motorboat sound
with your mouth between them,
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because she is a lady!
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00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:11,065
Sarah, you knew
that I would never do this.
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You were just trying
to make me look bad.
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And it's working.
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You're fired.
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Wait, you're firing me
because I won't strip?
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No, no, you know what?
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I'm a gentleman, and I normally
don't use this kind of language.
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But, Mr. Randall, you are one
sixing, sevening monkey-fiver.
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You think your one don't stink?
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00:12:32,894 --> 00:12:34,897
Well, three off, you
threeing three. Come on.
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Ladies, ladies, I realize Tom Jones is
late, and I have an announcement to make.
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Shut up!
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Holy crap.
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It's like a water
buffalo convention.
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I'm not waiting two hours
for a lousy autograph.
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00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,873
Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse
me. Sorry, watch your feet.
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00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,920
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me there, buddy.
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00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,425
Hey, no cutsies.
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00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:19,055
Oh, hell,
I don't need Tom Jones.
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I'll sign the damn album myself.
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00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,227
Excuse me.
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00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:26,151
Who pinched my behind?
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00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:29,657
Bonnie!
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00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:32,244
Your husband hasn't even
been dead two months.
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00:13:36,794 --> 00:13:38,922
I am freaking pissed.
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Sarah puts on a bikini,
and whammo, she gets me fired?
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00:13:44,265 --> 00:13:47,812
That little bimbo set this whole
thing up and I am freaking pissed!
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00:13:50,108 --> 00:13:53,990
Well, see what happens when you try
to skate through life using your brain?
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For the millionth time,
people, it's all about the looks!
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00:14:02,922 --> 00:14:06,427
Well, I refuse to trade on my
good looks to achieve success.
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00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,603
Eric Forman
don't play that game.
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00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:13,774
Well, I'm not gonna
let her get away with this.
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00:14:13,815 --> 00:14:16,570
I need to think of
a way to get even.
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00:14:16,612 --> 00:14:21,245
All right, you need to do something
brilliant, that's subtle but clever.
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00:14:22,914 --> 00:14:25,127
Hit her in the face
with a Wiffle ball bat.
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00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:32,639
Um, I don't think that's
exactly what I'm looking for.
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00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,744
Okay, well, then, you've
obviously never been hit in the face
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with a Wiffle ball bat.
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00:14:36,938 --> 00:14:38,316
Wait a second.
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Sarah's gonna be broadcasting
live from the record store, right?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, then I got
an awesome idea.
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Well, if it's hitting her in
the face with a Wiffle ball bat,
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00:14:46,579 --> 00:14:47,999
you stole that from me.
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00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:55,011
Here it is, Kitty,
a signed Tom Jones album.
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Oh! Aw!
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00:14:57,306 --> 00:14:59,852
Oh, thank you.
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00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:02,857
Oh, I hope he wasn't upset
I couldn't be there myself.
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Did you tell him I had the flu?
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Didn't come up.
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Well, what did you talk about?
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Fishing.
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Tom Jones fishes?
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Yeah, it's surprising, I know.
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I'm so surprised that I'm gonna
go upstairs and take a nap.
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This is Sizzling Sarah
at Grooves record store,
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coming at you live,
without a bra.
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And up next some music
from a band.
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- That's great.
- Okay.
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I was thinking now would be
a good time to put a bikini on.
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Fortunately, I keep
a box of them in my car.
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Come on.
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Tom is two hours late.
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These women are gonna
rip this place apart.
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00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:06,257
We've gotta think of some way
to distract them.
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What do you want me to do,
throw a ham at them?
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All right, all right,
you should throw me at them.
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I'll give these ladies what
they're not getting at home.
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Okay, there's Hyde.
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Go and tell him
you want him back.
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I can't.
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I mean, if I knew he loved me, I'd
be happy to put myself out there.
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But I don't, and if he
doesn't, I'll just feel so stupid.
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Okay, just go to him and say,
"Steven, I want to talk about us."
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And if he wants to talk,
then he wants you back.
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But if he blows you off, then you
tested the water, and the water...
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Well, the water
doesn't love you.
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All right, here I go.
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Hey, um, Steven,
can we talk about us?
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Us? Who has time
to talk about us?
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Oh, lady, you're not at home.
Put your shoes back on.
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He didn't even
want to talk to me.
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Am I so disgusting?
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Apparently to him.
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Eric, are you sure
this is gonna work?
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Donna, let's just say when
we're done with Sizzling Sarah,
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her new nickname's gonna be
"Crying, No-job, Street Prostitute Sarah."
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Hi, Sarah.
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Hi, I just wanted to thank you
for getting me fired.
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I realize now that my feminist
ideals are just a bunch of hooey,
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and I should use my brains
less and my body more.
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Yeah, I don't know why women
are given brains in the first place.
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Anyway, Mr. Randall felt bad for
me so he hired me back as an intern,
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and he wants you to play this
after the commercial, track six.
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You know, Donna,
you and I are a lot alike.
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Well, except I'm on the radio
and you're not.
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00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:07,045
Steven, Tom Jones is stuck in
a snowstorm. He's not coming.
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These women will riot.
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00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:13,557
Yeah, when middle-aged women
get mad, they get super pissed.
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00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:17,773
'Cause they got nothing to
lose. They're almost dead.
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00:18:20,528 --> 00:18:23,282
Which is why we should have
somebody else break the news.
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00:18:25,285 --> 00:18:26,912
Hey, Fez, you want
to meet some ladies?
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Yeah.
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00:18:31,462 --> 00:18:34,468
Okay, I've just been handed
a hot, new record.
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So here's George Carlin
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with The Seven Dirty Words You
Can't Say on Television or Radio.
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Huh.
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00:18:42,147 --> 00:18:44,861
It seems like I almost
shouldn't play it.
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Oh, well.
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Eric, thank you so much.
That was a great idea.
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You're welcome. Now let's
go home and five all night.
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00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,564
So, Steven, how was Tom Jones?
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Who knows?
He never even...
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Wanted to leave.
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00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:17,958
You know, Tom loves his fans.
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00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:23,551
I was just telling Kitty how I had to chase
down his limo to get her an autograph.
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Mrs. Forman, it was fantastic.
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00:19:32,399 --> 00:19:35,656
You should have seen Red running after
Tom's limo, screaming like a little girl.
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- "Tom! Tom!"
- All right, all right.
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That's enough bragging.
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00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:50,221
Well, and that is why
I am making this meatball hero
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for my meaty hero of a husband.
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Hiya, Red.
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You were smart
not to stick around.
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I waited five hours.
Tom Jones never showed up.
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00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,083
Never showed up?
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If Tom Jones never showed up,
who signed this autograph?
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I can't lie to you.
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00:20:19,062 --> 00:20:20,606
It was Julio Iglesias.
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00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:30,206
Those women at the record store flipped
when they heard the seven dirty words,
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00:20:30,248 --> 00:20:31,876
especially word number four.
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00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:34,005
They do not like
word number four.
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00:20:36,091 --> 00:20:38,721
It was awesome, man.
Sarah got fired.
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00:20:38,763 --> 00:20:41,201
The station manager got in
trouble, and Donna got her job back.
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I'm telling you, if I weren't
unemployed and living with my mommy,
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I'd be wickedly cool.
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00:20:51,743 --> 00:20:54,306
Well, if you'd have hit somebody
in the face with a Wiffle ball bat,
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this would have
been over hours ago.
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00:20:57,586 --> 00:21:00,801
Okay, not only did I get my
job back, but I had conditions.
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00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:04,389
I told Mr. Randall I'd be fully
clothed at all times, and he said okay.
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00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,185
I told him to stop demeaning
women, and he said okay.
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00:21:07,227 --> 00:21:10,692
And I told him to respect me for my
mind and my ideas and not my looks,
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00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:12,612
and he said okay.
333
00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:15,450
So do you want people
to stop calling you Hot Donna?
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00:21:15,492 --> 00:21:17,704
No, that makes me feel pretty.
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00:21:25,092 --> 00:21:27,303
Donna, you whore,
you got me fired.
336
00:21:28,932 --> 00:21:31,226
Wait, you're the one
who got me fired first.
337
00:21:31,268 --> 00:21:36,194
Well, I am so mad,
I'm gonna make out with Fez.
338
00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:41,954
Well, if you're gonna make out
with Fez, then so am I.
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No, sleep. Damn you, sleep.
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