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Man, I am so psyched
for this auto show.
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I'm telling you,
once I trick out my El Camino,
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it is going to be
bad freaking ass.
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You know, tricking out
sounds a lot like accessorizing.
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Hey, don't ever
call it that, all right?
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But, yeah,
that's basically what it is.
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Kitty, I'm begging you to stop.
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There's gonna be hundreds
of auto parts salesmen,
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and now that I have
the muffler shop,
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they're gonna be getting
in line to kiss my butt.
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Well, and they will be
happy to kiss it
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because everything
from my house is spotless.
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All right,
I'm getting in the car,
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I'm counting to 60, and if
you're not there, I'm leaving.
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Ah.
The honeymoon speech again.
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I can't forget my book.
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You know, this new
Jackie Collins romance
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really gives me
a case of the tingles.
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Mrs. Forman, please, your
tingles are your own business.
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You move into my house,
you hear about my tingles.
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Jackie, I hope
you brought a book.
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When we get to the auto show,
the guys are gonna ignore us.
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Mrs. Forman,
I'm a beautiful girl
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with a shrill, demanding voice.
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I'm pretty hard to ignore.
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Okay, but we can't compete
with a bunch of cars.
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Wheels are like bosoms to men,
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and a car has four.
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I'm getting better.
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Leo, check it out.
It's my baby.
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Oh, this is Brooke.
Oh, isn't she adorable?
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Yeah.
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I can see why
you knocked her up.
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Michael, thanks again for watching
Betsy. Everyone else was busy.
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Thanks for trusting me.
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Yeah.
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It's my first time. I'm pretty
nervous. I tried on three outfits.
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No, you guys will be great.
All little girls love their daddies.
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Plus, I bet you'll probably
like a lot of the same toys.
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Oh, I'm late.
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Oh, yes.
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Hi.
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Bye, bye, Betsy-pie.
Mommy loves you.
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- Yes, she does. Yes, she does.
- All right, hand her over.
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- You're so attached. Just...
- Oh!
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Look, don't worry.
All she does is sleep.
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It's like taking care
of a bowling ball.
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I don't like bowling, man.
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You throw the ball down there
and it keeps coming back.
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It's spooky, man.
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Okay, Donna, I just
spent the last 10 minutes
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cologning and powdering myself.
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Now, let's peel them
and feel them.
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We can't because Fez is here.
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Yeah. I'm here and you can't.
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Fez, buddy, come on.
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You of all people should understand
how important sex is to a man.
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- Why should you do it
if I can't?
- Because I have a girlfriend.
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Why should you have
a girlfriend if I can't?
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- Okay, how are we gonna
work this out?
- Give her to me.
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Guys, check it out. Brooke
finally let me take care of Betsy.
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We're gonna stay here
for the day, okay?
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No. Come on. Donna and I
have a "do it" day planned.
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Yeah, and I think
I got a piece of this.
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Look, why don't you do it
at your house?
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I can't. My brother's friends
are over there,
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and they're playing darts,
and they don't use a dartboard.
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They just run around
and throw them at each other.
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Okay, Donna, I'm gonna go upstairs
and change into something sexy.
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Now either you come join me
in 60 seconds,
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or I'm gonna have to start
without you,
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and we both know how awkward
it is when you walk in on that.
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What's this?
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That's breast milk.
Don't touch it.
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Breast milk?
From real breasts?
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What don't they do?
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Kelso, she's so adorable.
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Why is she making
that weird face?
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It's poo!
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It smells in there, too.
It's everywhere.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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We have to dispose of
the dirty diaper.
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Shark.
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Shark.
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- What do you want me
to do with it?
- Just chuck it.
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- What about the shark?
- Chuck it. Chuck it all.
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Why is she still crying?
We just changed her.
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Maybe she doesn't like you.
Baby burn.
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No. I know what it is.
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We left her teddy bear at
my house. I'll go get it. Here.
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Um...
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Aren't you gonna
take her with you?
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No, I can't take Betsy
in my car.
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I took out the seat belts
to make it go faster.
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Okay, don't grab those.
I'm not your mommy.
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Yeah, a lady once said that
to me on the bus.
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Well, it wasn't a lady.
It was more like a man lady.
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It's hard to tell sometimes,
you know?
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Why tell this story, Fez?
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Why?
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Yeah, man, look at this place.
Chrome, tires, half-dressed women.
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It's like Sunday dinner
at my grandma's house.
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All right, salesmen, pucker up.
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Red Forman's ass
is in the building.
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Okay, well, mine's gone.
I give yours about 30 seconds.
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All right, Jackie, so let's
start off looking at new tires.
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Then after lunch, you can help me
pick out an obnoxiously loud car stereo.
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Wait, you're gonna spend
the day with Jackie?
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Yeah, man. She's my chick. All
right, I'm gonna go get us a funnel cake.
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But listen, this is a
rough crowd, all right?
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So if any guys come up to you and
offer to teach you how to drive a stick,
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just say no
and pull the fire alarm.
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- Told you he wouldn't ditch me.
- I'm his chick.
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Jackie, he's a man.
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Accept the fact
that he is not coming back.
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When I was in labor,
Red went to get me ice chips.
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I didn't see him
for an hour-and-a-half
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because he found
a pinball machine.
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- No way.
- But it's fine.
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I laugh about it now.
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I do.
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I will.
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It's just not that funny.
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- I think she's out.
- Well, in that case...
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Eric, we can't do that
with her in here.
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What? Come on.
She's fast asleep.
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And it's been
over a week for us.
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Donna, you can only keep
the tiger in its cage for so long.
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Yeah, that's right.
I'm calling it a tiger now.
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- Crap, the baby's awake.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Hey, Betsy, close your eyes
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because Aunt Donna and
Uncle Eric are gonna do it.
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Eric, you are
seriously disturbed.
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- We have to take care of her.
- No, no, come on. She's fine.
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You can't put the tiger
back in his cage now, Donna.
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He's all agitated.
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How can a crying baby
not turn you off?
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Two words, Donna, eight teen.
Nothing turns me off.
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Yeah?
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Hey, Fez.
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Why are you staring
at that milk?
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It's from a breast.
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Simply remarkable.
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Okay, you're clearly a demented
pervert so let me ask you something.
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Would you be able to have sex
with a baby in the room?
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No way. I can barely do it
with a woman in the room.
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Congratulations, Eric. You're
more despicable sexually than Fez.
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Okay, Donna, here's the thing.
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I'm a man, so my
on-off switch is always on.
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Now you can either deal with
that, or you can switch to girls.
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Donna, if that's your baby,
I'm gonna snap Eric in half.
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Dad, don't you think you would
have noticed if I was pregnant?
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Not really. I'm not
that hands-on of a dad.
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Anyhoo, I bought a hammock
and put it up in the den
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'cause it's too cold outside.
Now I need someone to push me.
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Sure, I'll push you
in the hammock, Bob.
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Then I'll climb up a tree
and pluck you a fresh coconut.
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I don't think so, Bob.
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Okay, it's your loss,
but I'm a big tipper.
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Okay. I got
Betsy's teddy bear,
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and it wasn't easy
dodging my brothers.
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I got a dart in the calf.
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Oh, here's my little girl.
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Hey, baby, look.
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Look, it's your teddy bear
and your handsome daddy.
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Why won't she stop crying?
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Maybe it is me.
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What if she doesn't like me?
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Kelso, don't take it personally.
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I didn't like you
when I first met you.
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But that's because you
were peeing on my swing set.
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Well, it was brand-new
and I was jealous.
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One funnel cake, extra sugar.
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Oh, Steven, I knew
you'd come back,
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and to show you how thankful I
am, I'm gonna feed you a piece.
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Oh, get a room.
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- Did you see Red?
- He didn't come back yet?
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That's weird. He was in front
of me in the funnel cake line.
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What the...
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Okay, gals, say,
"Funnel cake."
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Funnel cake.
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Oh, my God.
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There goes the fun.
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Well, I hope you're happy, Red
Forman, because we are leaving.
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You two, get your A-S-Ss
back to the car.
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You two, get your
B-double-O-Bs off my husband.
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I can't believe that
looking in this mirror
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isn't putting her
in a great mood.
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It always works for me.
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Man, am I glad I found you guys.
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All these houses look alike.
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Except for that red one on the
corner where the clown lives.
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That's a McDonald's.
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00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:36,008
Well, whatever his name is,
he's funny.
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Hey, what's with the baby, man?
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I don't know. I can't
get her to quit crying.
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Here, let me try.
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00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:46,568
Yeah.
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There.
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How did you do that?
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00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,669
Babies love me, man,
'cause I'm fuzzy.
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I'll go give her a bottle.
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00:13:04,181 --> 00:13:07,186
That proves it.
My own baby hates me.
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00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:09,441
That's not true.
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00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:10,962
She only stopped crying
when Leo held her
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because he has the shakes.
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No. It's me.
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She hardly knows me,
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and a girl needs her father,
you know, for guidance.
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What happens if she grows up
and starts dating, like, Fez?
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Boy, if she looks anything like
you, she'll be way out of my league.
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Kelso, if you really feel like that, you
should start getting to know her now.
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Go hold her.
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You're right.
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Leo?
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Oh, my God. They're gone.
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Everybody.
Everybody, just stay calm.
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The breast milk is safe.
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00:14:09,712 --> 00:14:10,964
Are they outside?
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00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:12,693
Not in the driveway, but
Eric went to check the park.
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00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:14,511
And they're not upstairs.
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00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,491
Although I did find Kitty's
special occasion panties
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hanging on the towel bar.
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00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,027
There's a lot more going on
up there than we think.
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How could I let this happen?
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I am the worst father ever.
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Betsy?
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00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:39,806
No, Michael, it's me. I'm calling
to check in. How's she doing?
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How's she doing? Fine.
God, quit smothering her.
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00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:45,732
Hey, put the phone to her ear,
let me say hi.
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00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:49,697
It's Brooke.
She wants to talk to the baby.
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Give me.
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00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:58,296
Hey, Mama, send more milk.
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Was that Fez?
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Yeah.
We're just messing around.
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Betsy, she's sleeping.
She's...
245
00:15:14,365 --> 00:15:16,661
Yeah. She's sleeping
like a little...
246
00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:20,375
Something that sleeps a lot.
247
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:26,386
Okay. Well, just give her a
kiss for me, and I'll see you later.
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Okay.
249
00:15:33,439 --> 00:15:35,736
You guys,
what am I gonna do? I'm...
250
00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:39,158
I'm really starting
to freak out.
251
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,829
All right, Kelso, just relax.
252
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She's with Leo.
He's great with kids.
253
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I'm sure he's watching her
like a hawk.
254
00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:53,432
Oh, little sweetie.
255
00:15:59,235 --> 00:16:02,323
What are you doing
in my house, hippie?
256
00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:04,285
Are you sure this is your house?
257
00:16:05,078 --> 00:16:06,872
Of course it's my house.
258
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:10,379
I believe you.
259
00:16:10,421 --> 00:16:12,800
The guy screaming
usually owns the house.
260
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:21,564
All right, when Kitty shows
up, she's gonna be pretty mad.
261
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,778
So I think we should
just leave her here.
262
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,242
She can't get any madder.
263
00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:32,167
I think we should definitely
leave her here.
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Kitty.
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00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:37,968
They tried to leave you.
I tried to stop them.
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00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,764
Jackie, I'm perfectly fine.
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00:16:40,806 --> 00:16:43,769
I just need to speak to Red
in the car for a minute.
268
00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:52,994
How could you, Red Forman?
269
00:16:53,036 --> 00:16:54,372
Steven stayed with Jackie,
270
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,626
but you went off and gave
my funnel cake to those whores.
271
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I was just trying
to have a little fun.
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Oh, yeah?
273
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,644
Well, you can take your fun
and shove it up your...
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00:17:16,784 --> 00:17:19,164
Michael, I just want to talk
to my daughter.
275
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,877
I'm sorry, Brooke.
She's still asleep.
276
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:24,257
Kelso, tell her the truth
or I'm gonna touch you
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with Mrs. Forman's
special occasion panties.
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00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:30,600
Oh, those are in my backpack.
279
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Okay.
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00:17:36,903 --> 00:17:39,116
Brooke, about Betsy.
281
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,538
There's something
I have to tell you.
282
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,833
- Anyone lose a baby?
- I found her.
283
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:48,047
"You found her"?
284
00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:49,967
No, I said, "I love her."
285
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,599
- That is not what you said.
- You know what?
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00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,395
You never listen to me.
I'm hanging up.
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00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:00,986
Kelso, you did say
you found her.
288
00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:04,659
You know, you women
all stick together.
289
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:10,127
I think she wants her daddy.
290
00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:14,676
It's okay.
291
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,055
Daddy's here.
292
00:18:21,939 --> 00:18:23,567
Do you hear that?
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00:18:24,569 --> 00:18:26,322
She stopped crying.
294
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:31,831
I think she knows it's me.
And I think she likes me.
295
00:18:34,961 --> 00:18:36,715
That's so beautiful.
296
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:40,638
I promised myself
I wouldn't do this.
297
00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:49,987
Listen, Kitty, I'm sorry
about today. It's just...
298
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,534
They pay those ladies
to flirt with guys like me.
299
00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:53,744
They're almost hookers.
300
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,626
I should have stayed in the den.
301
00:18:57,668 --> 00:19:00,089
No, no, no.
Those girls didn't bother me.
302
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:03,219
I can outlast those tramps
any day of the week.
303
00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:06,600
It was just seeing
Steven and Jackie together.
304
00:19:06,641 --> 00:19:11,483
Oh, you can't compare our mature
relationship to what those kids have.
305
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,407
We're past all those
highs and lows.
306
00:19:15,449 --> 00:19:19,079
We're like a sailboat
in a dead calm.
307
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,044
Look, Kitty,
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00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:28,763
the important thing
is every morning
309
00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:31,935
I get to wake up next to my
favorite girl in the whole world.
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00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:36,067
Reginald Albert Forman.
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00:19:38,321 --> 00:19:39,531
Whoa.
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00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,664
Okay, how about that?
On or off?
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00:19:44,957 --> 00:19:47,462
Yeah, that's a showstopper.
314
00:19:47,504 --> 00:19:49,591
Oh, that's too bad
'cause it really turns me on.
315
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,093
No, get... God, get off of me.
316
00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:55,810
Who loves you?
317
00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:58,897
Your daddy does, that's who.
318
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:02,697
Well, I can't remember the last time
you made that much of a fuss over me.
319
00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:07,913
Oh, there's my baby girl.
320
00:20:07,955 --> 00:20:10,418
Mommy missed you.
321
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,838
Yeah, I don't want
to let her go.
322
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,845
She's so beautiful and warm.
323
00:20:15,886 --> 00:20:19,183
Well, apparently
I'm ugly and cold.
324
00:20:19,225 --> 00:20:24,067
- Oh, here. Look at her smiling.
- There we go.
325
00:20:24,108 --> 00:20:26,655
Oh, I'm so happy
she loves her daddy.
326
00:20:27,531 --> 00:20:29,451
- Yeah.
- Yes, it is.
327
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,250
Hey, listen.
328
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,839
I know I haven't
been around much,
329
00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:40,970
but that's gonna change
330
00:20:41,012 --> 00:20:43,934
'cause she's my girl
and I wanna know her.
331
00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:48,359
That would be awesome.
332
00:20:48,401 --> 00:20:50,738
- I got it.
- Grab her stuff. I'll go put her in the car.
333
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,031
Yeah. Here.
334
00:20:53,492 --> 00:20:54,870
Thanks.
335
00:21:13,026 --> 00:21:14,822
You need help, man.
336
00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:18,703
Yes, I do.
337
00:21:33,688 --> 00:21:35,106
I hate myself.
338
00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:39,572
But the money's just so good.
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00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,497
Little faster
so it stirs my drink.
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