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Okay, the game is Password.
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The box says,
"Using one-word clues,
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"get your partner
to say the secret word
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"without using the word
yourself."
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- Okay, what if...
- Donna, please.
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I already read the box.
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- But, Fez...
- I said "box."
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Okay, here are your
secret words and good luck.
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Okay, Eric, staircase.
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Jedi.
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I'm sorry, that's wrong.
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Hyde?
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Um...
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Fat.
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Staircase.
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Fat.
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- Escalator.
- Yes.
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That is correct.
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- What?
- What the hell?
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Jackie, see me later
for your prize.
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Oh, we are so better than you.
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Eric, how did you get "Jedi"
from "staircase"?
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Donna, the path to becoming
a Jedi has many steps, duh.
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You guys, I just took my
baby girl to the playground,
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and she's just like her daddy.
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She's way cuter than all the
other babies, and she eats bugs.
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Wow, Michael, you've spent every
weekend this month with Betsy.
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The only other thing you've done
this consistently was cheat on me.
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That's not true, he also glues
himself to stuff with amazing regularity.
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Whatever.
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Look, Brooke is totally starting
to trust me now with Betsy,
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and she's letting me
pick out Betsy's godparents.
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And she only has one rule,
it can't be Fez.
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Well, that is a smart rule.
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Godparents? Like we need
any more responsibilities.
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I know, such a burden.
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Okay, so I've been thinking
about this a lot, all right?
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And it's a big deal, so...
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- Eric, Donna.
- Uh-oh.
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Please, skootch over so I can
ask Hyde and Jackie
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if they'll be
Betsy's godparents.
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- What the hell?
- Hyde and Jackie?
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We win.
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I was voted most popular,
best legs, and now, Godmother.
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What can't I do?
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And the password is
burn.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Oh, my God,
this place is a mess.
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Well, it's obvious,
you've had a break-in.
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And that pizza box is a clue.
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Yep, they're Italian.
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Someone broke into my store.
What if they stole something?
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Oh, no.
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It's okay, my stash is safe.
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Not entirely.
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I got into it
a little bit yesterday.
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You guys, what are we gonna do?
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What are we gonna do?
We don't have to do nothing.
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Nothing big was taken,
probably some kids having fun.
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Fun?
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Yeah, you know, fun,
that thing you've never had.
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I have plenty of fun, okay.
Michael, I'm fun, right?
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You're good-looking.
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Well, I think you would make
a great godparent, Eric.
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You were so sweet
with your pet fish.
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Remember, you'd feed it
potato chips and say,
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"Look, everybody,
fish and chips."
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All I remember is flushing it
down the toilet when he killed it.
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Who takes a fish
out of the tank?
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I just needed to hug something.
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Why do you think
Kelso didn't choose us?
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Well, picking godparents
can be very nerve-racking.
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When Laurie was born, we
agonized over that decision for weeks.
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And we chose well. Mike
and Cookie were good people.
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Wait, so, who are my godparents?
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Well, they're the...
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The Hoffenschnoppers.
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I'm sorry, the who?
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The Hingingloobers.
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Okay, I think you just said
the Hoffenschnoppers,
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and then you said
the Hingingloobers.
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And I'm not sure,
but I don't think we know
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any Hoffenschnoppers
or Hingingloobers.
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Come on, what's supposed to
happen to me if you guys die?
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Maybe you'll finally move out
and get a job.
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You know, the responsibilities
of being a godmother never ends.
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You know, I spent all day
buying matching outfits.
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You know, life is so much more
fulfilling now that I'm shopping for two.
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Okay, being a godmother
isn't all about buying stuff.
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Oh, yeah?
What's it about then?
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Oh, you don't know, either.
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You guys, great news.
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Brooke is gonna let me
have Betsy on the weekends.
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Oh, my God. If Betsy's
coming here on weekends,
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we're gonna need matching
godmother-goddaughter badminton skirts.
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Now you're just trying
to make me mad.
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Okay, you know what? We don't
have to stand here and take this.
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- Yeah.
- Let's go.
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Where are we going?
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I don't know, but we are just going
to stand outside until they leave.
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Well, I am proud of you, Michael,
getting so involved in your baby's life.
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A child needs
a strong, loving father.
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Well, I am glad
you feel that way.
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So you won't mind,
when Betsy visits,
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if we stay up in Laurie's room?
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No.
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No babies.
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We get enough crying
around here with Eric.
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Come on, Laurie's not using it.
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It's a great room
with a very comfortable bed.
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How the hell
would you know that?
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The... Laurie always
had such good posture.
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That indicates
a quality mattress.
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- What's wrong
with your house, honey?
- It's not safe.
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If my brothers don't step on
her, one of the dogs probably will.
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- You have dogs?
- No, we don't know
whose they are.
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- Hey, you're here early.
- Not early enough.
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We were broken into again.
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Well, at least these kids
leave more than they take.
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We're not being robbed, man,
we're being cluttered.
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- I'm calling the cops.
- No, don't call the cops.
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Why not?
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'Cause then they show up
and they act all coppy.
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You know what I think?
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I think you're the one
coming in here at night.
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Why would I come here
when I have a house?
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Well, a basement.
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Why don't you tell me about
the $10 missing from the register?
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Are you accusing me of stealing?
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Well, you don't want me
to call the cops.
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And of all the people I know,
and I know 28 people,
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you are, by far,
the most likely to burgle.
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Yeah, you know, I don't actually
have to take this from you, Angie.
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- I thought
you didn't call the cops?
- I didn't.
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Guys, I don't know
how to turn off the siren.
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Hey, Fez, let me
ask you a question.
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If you were choosing godparents,
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wouldn't you choose
Donna and me?
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Well, in my country
we don't have godparents.
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If something happens to
your parents, tough crap.
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You're a bum.
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You Americans
and your safety nets.
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Hey, Eric,
are your folks around?
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Why, do you wanna bestow some
honor on them that we should rightly have?
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No, I'm trying to sneak this
crib up into Laurie's room,
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and I figure if I get it up there,
there's no way they can get it down
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'cause they're too old.
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Kelso, I just can't believe
you picked Hyde over me.
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I mean, what exactly was your
criteria in choosing a godparent?
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I mean, was it the ability
to shoplift a keg?
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My reasons are complicated.
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Complicated or stupid?
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There are elements of both.
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Down.
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- But...
- Down.
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Well, we were broken into
again last night,
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but you already know that
since it was you.
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Yeah, you busted me, Angie.
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Sneaking into my own store so I
can eat pizza and listen to Neil Sedaka.
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After the second break-in, I had Michael
install a hidden surveillance camera.
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It's the same one
he tried to use in my shower.
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You spied on me?
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Yep, and I thought we could watch
the tape, for the first time, together.
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Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
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Oh, guess what?
Perry Mason wins.
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It's not if he wins, it's how.
That's the magic, damn it.
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Oh, look, there's Michael.
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Even when he's not here,
I have to see his ass.
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I've seen it almost as many
times as I've seen his face.
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Oh, look. Someone's coming in.
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Fez?
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Hey, Red, am I late for Perry
Mason? Ooh! Who's that handsome...
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Uh-oh.
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- Fez, what are you
doing there?
- It was a secret.
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I... I thought I was alone.
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Okay, I know Fez pretty well
and if he thought he was alone,
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we need to stop
this tape right now.
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Fez, man, why were you staying
at the record store?
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Well, last week
my Bible-thumping host parents
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found out that
I already graduated,
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so they kicked me out and
took all my money as back rent.
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And then they gave me a Bible.
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Well, I wish
you'd been reading that
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instead of the porno magazines
I found in my office.
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You know, Angie, some things
you could keep to yourself.
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I don't understand why you
didn't just ask us for help.
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I mean, we're your friends.
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It was my damn Latin pride.
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- So you're Latin.
- No, just my pride is.
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And I also have
a Swiss sense of frugality.
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Steven, how could you not know
your friend was a hobo?
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Well, now that I think about it,
some things do make more sense.
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- Hey, man, where the hell
are my keys?
- Oh, here they are.
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I just borrowed them,
but I didn't make a copy.
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- Why would you make a copy?
- Why would I borrow them?
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- To make a copy?
- Why would I make a copy?
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Okay.
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- Did you just take
a shower here?
- No.
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- Why are you wearing a towel?
- Because otherwise
I'd be naked.
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Oh, there they are.
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Hey, I was just happy he's
wearing underwear again, all right?
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I can't believe Kelso didn't choose
us. What could be wrong with us?
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Well, there's nothing
wrong with you.
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I love you just the way you are.
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- Yeah, and I love you
just the way you...
- Although, well...
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It might be that
you don't have a job.
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Oh, here it comes.
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You've just been dying to
get this off your chest, huh?
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I don't have a job.
I play with toys.
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Maybe you'd like to talk about how I
didn't show up for the wedding, too?
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Oh, well, I don't need
to talk about that
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because I relive it every
morning when I wake up alone.
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Oh, really? Well,
you used to be a redhead.
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You dyed your hair. God, it's like
everything about you now is so fake.
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Whoa!
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You said you loved my hair.
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I had to say that, Donna,
to keep you happy.
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You trap people,
you're a trapper.
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Nobody wants a trapper
for a godmother.
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Wait a minute.
What are we doing?
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You know what?
You're right, let's back up.
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Man, why do we want to be
godparents so bad?
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Well, I want it for the joy of
nurturing the spiritual growth of a child.
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- I want it for the prestige.
- Yeah, me, too. I was just saying that.
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Hello.
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Man, why does everybody
look so serious?
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Did the Goodyear Blimp crash?
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Why?
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No reason.
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Some people shoot
bottle rockets at it.
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Fez has been living
in the record store
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because his host parents
threw him out.
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What kind of parents
would kick a child out?
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And will they teach me
how they did it?
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You wanna be mean?
You don't get a sandwich.
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I think what they did to you
is just awful.
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- He broke into my store.
- Which you
accused me of doing.
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Accusing your own brother?
You don't get a sandwich, either.
247
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Anyway, Fez, maybe you can
stay in Laurie's room.
248
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No.
249
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I would rather fill that room
with cement.
250
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Yeah, respect the man's wishes.
251
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Besides, that room
is for me and Betsy.
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I don't get a sandwich.
253
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Okay, I have an idea.
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You and Fez both need
a place to live, right?
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Yeah.
256
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And living alone can get
kind of lonely, can't it?
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Sometimes I cry myself to sleep.
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- You see where
I'm going with this?
- I do.
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We each get our own apartment and
we call each other on the phone a lot.
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Or we could be roommates.
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Roommates?
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That is an awesome idea.
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What were you thinking of,
Ms. Forman?
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That you two
should be roommates.
265
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Oh, thanks, but we
already thought of that.
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All right, why did you
choose them over us?
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- Is it 'cause
I don't have a job?
- Is it because I dyed my hair?
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Look, I don't have a job because
Hyde turned me into a burnout.
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And I dyed my hair because
Jackie destroyed my self-esteem.
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Also, I rock as a blonde.
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Are you beginning to see the
influence that they have on people?
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I'm telling you,
if you stick with them,
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your daughter's just gonna be a
burnout, low self-esteem lump with no job.
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All right, you're just trying
to make us look bad.
275
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Yeah, they're doing a decent job
of it. Kelso, why did you pick us?
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Oh, great, now I feel awkward.
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Look, I picked them because I think
they're gonna last longer than you.
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- What?
- They just broke up
and got back together.
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Well, at least
they're doing something.
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What are you guys doing?
You don't know, nobody knows.
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They're just
a safer bet right now.
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Oh, my God.
283
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This is better than when
he made us godparents.
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We win everything.
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Wow. Well, I don't really
have a speech prepared
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but I just wanna thank
you guys for sucking.
287
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,209
Look, you guys,
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if I knock somebody else up
you're totally on the list.
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I can't believe he doesn't
think we're gonna last. It's...
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I mean, you don't think
he's right, do you?
291
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Well, I don't know. We have,
kind of, been drifting this last year.
292
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No. No, not drifting,
you know, exploring.
293
00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:34,852
Exploring is drifting, Eric.
294
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Oh, you know what?
This is all your fault.
295
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You're always saying that
something is something else.
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God, it's like you're a big,
blonde thesaurus.
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00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,236
- Well, excuse me
for knowing words, Eric.
- Okay, you know what?
298
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This fight keeps going nowhere
and you wanna know why?
299
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We are actually freaking out
over something that Kelso said.
300
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Kelso, the guy
who doesn't understand
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how hot dogs survive
in the wild without eyes.
302
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Okay, so you're not...
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- You're not worried then?
- No.
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I don't know, maybe a
little bit, but I'll tell you what.
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- I'm gonna find a job.
- Great. And I am gonna
dye my hair back.
306
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No. Oh, no, no,
the blonde stays.
307
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I'm still using it.
308
00:20:25,847 --> 00:20:27,681
All right, man,
you accused me of stealing.
309
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That's why I've thought up a
very clever way of getting you back.
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Today you wear the rainbow Afro.
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Actually, you know what?
I don't think so.
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Watch this.
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♪ Luck be a lady tonight
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♪ Luck be a lady tonight
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♪ Luck if you've ever
been a lady to begin with... ♪
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I don't care about that.
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Everybody knows
I sing Sinatra all the time.
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Whoa, shoplifter.
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Amateur.
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Here's two bedrooms
with one-and-a-half baths.
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A half bath?
322
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How's the water stay in?
323
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Here's one with a dishwasher.
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I don't want another foreigner
living with us.
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We don't need
a dishwasher anyway.
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- Who's gonna do the dishes?
- We'll just order in.
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You never wanna
take me anywhere.
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