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I'm so glad
I graduated high school.
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You know, it is such a relief
to finally know everything.
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I can't believe
I graduated a year ago.
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It's like I feel
like I've done nothing.
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Man, time really flies
when you take two naps a day.
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Well, I wouldn't say you've
done nothing. I mean, you've...
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Wow, you've
really sat on your ass.
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Yep, Forman,
we've all passed you by.
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I'm running a record store,
Donna's a DJ, Kelso's a cop.
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Even Fez has a job now.
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What is it again,
man, shower girl?
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Makeup lady?
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Shampoo boy!
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Hey, I was close.
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Wait a second. This mean
I'm the loser of the group now?
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You're the one that's still
living with your mommy.
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Man, you're still
living with your mommy.
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Not for long. Me and Fez
are looking for apartments.
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Then the only
time I'll see my mom
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is when she's doing my
laundry, cooking my meals,
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taking me to the dentist.
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Eric, I feel kind of bad.
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You wouldn't even be thinking
about this kind of stuff
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if you weren't caught in the
blinding light of my bright future.
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You know, the scary thing is,
if one year went by this fast,
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imagine where Eric
is gonna be in 10 years.
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Thanks for going with me to
the Star Trek convention, Uhura.
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You can call me Donna now.
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That's good, Fez, but I think
it's gonna be more like this.
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Thanks for going with me to
the Star Wars convention, Leia.
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You can call me Donna now.
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No, man. You're both wrong.
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Actually, it's gonna
go like this.
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Thanks for going with me to
the Star Wars convention, Leia.
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You can call me Mom now.
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- Whoa.
- Eric, they're joking around.
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- It's funny.
- No, Donna, it's not funny. In fact...
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It's completely possible!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Every one of my friends has
a career path except for me.
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Even Kelso. Kelso!
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The kid who thinks that NATO
is Japanese for "neato."
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You know, it's just not fair.
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I mean, you sleep late,
you watch TV all day.
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The job offers
should be rolling in.
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Why don't you look into that
chiropractic school I suggested?
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They're having
an enrolment seminar.
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You know, a chiropractor
is a very prestigious job,
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especially if you move someplace
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where they don't
have real doctors.
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Well, I guess chiropractor is as
good as anything I've come up with.
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I have wasted an entire year
doing absolutely nothing.
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Hey, how about a job
stating the obvious,
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'cause you're getting
really good at that.
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So, you're gonna be
a chiropractor, huh?
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All right, every chick
patient that you have,
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you have to tell her
the problem is her tailbone,
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that way you get to
grab around on her butt.
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Kelso, I'm doing this
'cause I wanna help people.
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A handful of ass is just a perk.
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Okay, so I just want
to remind everybody
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about my graduation dinner
party tomorrow night.
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Be there by 6:00 for
the champagne toast.
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Free champagne? I'm in.
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Free toast? I am in, too.
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Jackie, a dinner party?
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Can't we do something fun,
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like drive up to the border
and throw stuff at Canadians?
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I mean, they never fight back
'cause they're Canadian.
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Steven, this dinner
party is an important event
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to mark my entrance
into womanhood.
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Didn't that happen three years
ago in the backseat of Kelso's car?
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I love talking about
this in front of Hyde.
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Yeah, me, too,
'cause that way I can do this.
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Too hard.
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Michael, I circled some
apartment listings for you and Fez.
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I found a great apartment for
Janet Meyers after her divorce.
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It has a Murphy bed for
when her kids come to visit.
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They never do.
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She's in AA.
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Look at all these
places for rent.
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Man, I hope we can find one
that's got everything my baby needs.
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Oh, Kelso, you're
always putting me first.
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Not you, moron.
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Betsy, my daughter.
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It's amazing how one tiny person
has changed my life so much.
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You changed mine, too.
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Dr. Don loves being a
chiropractor, and you know why?
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Because the cosmos has ordained
Dr. Don to make people feel good.
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Do you get the feeling that Dr. Don writes
himself a few too many prescriptions?
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No, I think he's cool,
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and I love the way
he calls himself Dr. Don.
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Eric's impressed.
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Within these hands
lies an unexplainable magic
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that melts away
the troubles of the world.
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And Dr. Don will
prove it to you
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by demonstrating on this
attractive blonde in the front row.
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Uh, no, I'm only here to make
sure my boyfriend doesn't sneak out
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to play Space Invaders.
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Step on up here, little lady.
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Donna, come on. I need
to make a good impression.
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Look, one little medical
experiment isn't gonna kill you.
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Come on.
Here we go, right on up here.
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And now just relax.
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Dr. Don has been known
to cause patients serious joy.
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Wow. That felt great.
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Uh-oh. I think
your tailbone's out of whack.
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All right, show's over.
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No. Come on.
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Man, we gotta have this place.
It's perfect for the baby.
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It already smells
a little bit like throw up.
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Mrs. Forman, you found
us a great apartment.
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I could just kiss you.
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Can I kiss you?
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Bob, what are you doing here?
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You're selling your house
because you're broke.
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I knew something was wrong when I
didn't see you wearing fur this winter.
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No, I come to open houses
to meet women.
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If a lady's looking
for her own place,
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she's either single or running
away from a bad relationship.
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Either way, I win.
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Is everything all right over...
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Oh, it's you.
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Fenton.
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I'd shake your hand,
but I'm afraid I'd catch
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some kind of third world herpe.
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Well, that's fine,
'cause I wouldn't let you
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touch me with a 10-foot pole.
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Well, I wouldn't touch you
with a 20-foot pole.
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You don't even
have a 20-foot pole.
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Maybe I'll go buy one just
so I can't touch you with it.
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Fez, who is this guy?
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This is Fenton.
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We are having a feud.
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Oh, filling out
an application, hmm?
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Yes. We got here first so
don't even think about applying.
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I don't have to, I'm the
landlord. The lord of the land.
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And I'm gonna lord it over you
while your butts land outside.
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That was clever.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I was gonna give you
this $5 to get the apartment,
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but now you can forget it.
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That was clever.
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Too slow, old man.
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Fez, if you're not polite, he's
gonna figure out you're living here.
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You're living here?
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Oh, great. You blew it, Fez.
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Red, he has nowhere else to go.
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Well, know this, Pele...
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...you gotta sleep sometime.
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And during the war,
when they were sleeping,
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that's when I got them.
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That wasn't too bad.
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He called you Pele.
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He is a terrific soccer player.
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Oh, everything is set
for the party tonight.
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Oh, and, Fez, I need you
to get there a little early
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so you can park everyone's cars.
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- Sorry, Jackie,
I can't make it.
- What?
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Yeah, Kelso and I have to go
find an apartment tonight
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or Red is going to
kill me in my sleep.
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- Yeah, and I can't
let Fez go alone.
- Why not?
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'Cause then I'll have to go to
your party, which I don't want to do.
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Whoa. No, no,
no. Kelso, you have to go.
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If you're not there
and Fez is not there,
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it's gonna be pretty damn
obvious that I'm not there.
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Okay, Steven, I understand
you don't like dinner parties,
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but just let me make my case.
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You're going!
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You know, the more I read
this chiropractor booklet,
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the more I'm starting to see that
this might be the perfect job for me.
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Like, it says right here,
you need soft hands.
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How many times have you said you
didn't even know I was touching you?
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- Here, let me get
a crack at that neck.
- Whoa.
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Shouldn't we wait until you're,
like, a little more experienced?
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Experienced?
Donna, I'm on page 12. Let's do this.
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Ow!
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Uh-oh. That did not
sound good.
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Eric, I can't move my neck.
Fix it.
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Okay, I'm sure the booklet
says something about...
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Oh, here it is.
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Um, okay, I'm gonna need
you to sign a release of liability.
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Poor Donna.
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I think I hurt her pretty bad.
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Her neck's stuck,
just tilted over like this.
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Yeah, but on the upside,
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it looks like she's really interested
in everything I have to say.
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So she's got a bad neck.
Quit whining.
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I've gone out with girls
that don't even have necks.
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"Hi, Fez."
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One time, this girl whipped
her head around to look at me
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'cause I'm hot,
and her neck just snapped.
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And then she collapsed
into the jukebox.
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Kelso, that was The Fonz.
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Well, where do you
think they got it from?
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Forman, forget being
a chiropractor, man.
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The way I see it, you're
diligent, tidy and detail-oriented.
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So I think you should become
a professional butt wiper.
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Come on, man, this is serious.
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Eric, you gotta start off slow.
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First you should be
an amateur butt wiper.
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What's wrong with you two?
So rude.
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Eric, I think you should
move to Paris.
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That way you can
become a butt wipier.
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How'd the apartment search go?
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Not so good. They can't
find anything they like.
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00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:07,421
Well, how can you be picky?
You lived in a jungle.
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Any place without a gorilla
charging at you should be paradise.
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Red, I don't think he
lived with gorillas.
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Did you?
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Where the blazes are you from?
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Apparently, Gorilla Land.
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We found one place yesterday
that was perfect,
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but we can't get it 'cause Fez
and the landlord are having a feud.
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Well, you're not spending
another night under my roof.
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So come on, we're gonna go
have a chat with this landlord.
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What's this guy got
against you anyway?
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Who knows? That's like asking
you why you hate commies.
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You don't know why.
You just do.
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I know exactly
why I hate commies.
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They wouldn't stop
shooting at me.
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Okay, then something
else you hate.
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Oh, you should have said
the Vienna Boys' Choir.
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I just want to
punch them in the mouth.
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How you doing,
my little buttercup?
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Great.
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The Brady Bunch
is so much funnier sideways.
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Okay, so, at my party tonight,
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I want everyone to give heartfelt
speeches about me, okay?
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So here they are.
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I don't think I can
make it to your party.
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Wait, but, Donna, you have to.
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I'm afraid I'm out, too.
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I gotta tend to my
crooked little flower here.
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You know, Eric, calling me
cute little nicknames
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doesn't make up
for what you did.
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Okay.
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Hey, whatever you say,
my little crazy straw.
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I can't believe
everyone bailed out on me.
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You know, tonight was
really important to me,
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and it's like no one even cares.
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Jackie, you look like you really
need to talk this through, huh?
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I'll go get Mrs. Forman.
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Are you Fenton? I'm here to
talk to you about the apartment.
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Well, you're in luck, it's still
available. And FYI, so am I.
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Look, I have a wife.
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Well, I have a football,
but I never use it.
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Red, I know you
said wait in the car,
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but Fez keeps playing
his crazy bongo music.
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It's called jazz,
you Philistine.
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Oh, you're with them. Deal's
off. I have to get to yoga.
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- Hey, can't we talk
about this?
- No.
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See, I told you
he was going to be...
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Just shut it
or I'll shut it for you.
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Well, you just don't take crap
from anyone, do you, Mr. Man?
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I knew this was gonna be a
waste of time. Come on, Fez.
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We'll go figure out some
other place to live with the baby.
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Baby? No one
mentioned they had a baby.
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- That... That's so progressive.
- Progressive?
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Well, how can I not give the apartment
to two men raising a child together?
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Oh.
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Yeah, progressive.
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Yeah, that's what they are.
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They're as progressive as hell.
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Why, they're like newlyweds.
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Oh. Mmm.
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I wish I knew
what that was like.
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Always a bridesmaid,
never a bride.
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Well, Red convinced Fenton
to give us the apartment.
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Yeah, and Red seemed so happy.
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All the way home, he just
kept looking at us and laughing.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Red told
Fenton that we knew a lot of chicks.
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'Cause Fenton
kept checking me out,
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like he could tell
that I knew a lot of chicks.
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Eric, I can't believe that you
crippled my angel, my pride and joy.
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It kills me
seeing her like this.
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Then why are you
bringing her over here?
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Oh, I got a date. I met a
lady at the open house.
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She's got crow's feet, but
she works in a sandwich shop,
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so I bent the rules.
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Look, Donna, I'm so
sorry about what happened.
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You know,
I've been thinking about it,
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I don't think I ever really
wanted to be a chiropractor.
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I was just, you know,
grasping at straws.
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I'd nod in agreement
but, you know, I'm paralyzed.
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Eric, you know what
I'm realizing about you?
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You're not good at anything.
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That's not true, Kelso.
Don't forget butt wiping.
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Oh. You know what?
You guys suck.
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Whenever you're in trouble,
I don't burn you.
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I mean, you know, usually
'cause it's hard for me
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to think of things
right on the spot,
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but also 'cause,
you know, I try to help.
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That's actually true.
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I mean, Fez, remember when
you wanted to learn how to kiss,
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and Eric taught you by
sticking M&M's to the mirror?
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That never happened.
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I know how to kiss.
Shut it, Donna.
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Yeah, and, Kelso, how about that
time I stayed up with you all night
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to study for that math final?
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I mean, sure, nothing stuck, but,
you know, I blame nature for that.
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Yep, some people
you just can't reach.
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You know, Forman, if you
can teach Fez how to kiss
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and Kelso how to do math, you
can probably teach anybody anything.
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Why don't you just
become a teacher?
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That actually
makes a lot of sense.
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I mean, you have all this
knowledge about stuff
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you have no ability to do.
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A teacher? Well,
I do like helping people.
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I mean, I'd love to help kids.
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Yeah. Like, "Mr. Forman."
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That just feels really great.
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Yeah, a teacher.
That just feels so right.
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There it is. Forman's gonna be
a teacher. This calls for a toast.
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All right.
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To Forman.
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To Forman.
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What's going on?
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You guys are all too busy
to come to my party,
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and here you are,
having a party.
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For you.
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To Jackie.
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To Jackie.
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Okay, I don't believe you.
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But as long as I'm center
of attention, I'll take it.
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00:20:53,276 --> 00:20:56,319
Jackie, grab a beer.
This is a great day.
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00:20:56,361 --> 00:20:58,906
You graduated, they found
an apartment, and guess what?
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I'm gonna be a teacher.
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00:21:01,324 --> 00:21:02,764
Eric, you know
what you should teach?
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Butt wiping.
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00:21:07,747 --> 00:21:09,916
Fez, that was
really inappropriate.
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Eric, you should teach history.
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The history of butt wiping.
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- How's your neck, honey?
- Oh, it still hurts.
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Come over here. I'm a
nurse. I know what to do.
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Take two of these.
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Are you sure this
is for neck pain?
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Neck pain, headaches, bad days,
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they take the edge off
of everything.
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