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That was probably our
second-best potato chip war ever.
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What the hell?
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We'll clean it up later, dude.
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I'm not your "dude," and
you never clean anything up.
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Well, we mean to,
but then we leave,
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and then we come back
and it's already cleaned up.
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You eat my food, you dirty up my
house, and every time I go into a bedroom,
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I have to wonder about finding
one of you naked with some poor girl.
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Well, at least you know that if you
find me naked in a room, I'm by myself.
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All right, I want everybody
who doesn't live in this house
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to get out now.
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Well, you're a real bummer, man.
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Come on, Fez,
let's go to our new apartment
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where people can do whatever
they want, whenever they want.
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Just like the Bible says, "Let my
people do whatever they want."
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Eric, the high school
sent over your transcript,
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which means you can start
applying to teachers college.
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Now, you tell me what school
you wanna go to,
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and I will send them a pie.
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Because you cannot eat a lady's pie
and then not let her son into the school.
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I gotta admit, Forman,
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it's nice finally seeing you
do something with your life.
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Almost inspires me
to make my record store
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the best damn
store in the region.
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Nah.
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It says here that Eric got
an "I-N-C" in gym class.
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"I-N-C"? I bet that
stands for "incredible."
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- Kitty, it's "incomplete."
- I know, you have
to add the "redible."
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"You have failed to meet the
requirements for graduation.
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"To receive your diploma, you
must attend summer session PE."
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Ha.
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"Ha"?
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I didn't graduate and all
you have to say is "ha"?
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Oh, and also "hee-hee."
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This sucks.
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Yep, but you have to
remember one thing, Forman,
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it only sucks for you.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I can't believe I'm back in gym,
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or as I like to call it, "The
institute of things I can't do."
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Casey Kelso?
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Hey there, Pinciotti.
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Wow, look who you got
with you, little Foreplay.
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Yep, that's me.
Okay. Okay, okay. Okay.
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Ms. Forman. God, you get
younger every time I see you.
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- Oh, me, too.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Pinciotti,
you're looking so good.
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I'm sorry I ever
broke up with you.
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The thing is, see,
I got this tendency to, uh...
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- No. What's the word?
- "Smoulder"?
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I think the word you're looking
for is "ditch, bail, run away"?
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No, no.
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Oh, wait, did you say "bail"?
Yeah. Yeah.
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So, Casey, how did we get
so lucky to see you here today?
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A little bit sweaty.
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Well, I'm the teacher.
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No way!
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That's funny.
It looks like a normal gym,
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but apparently I've stumbled
into the mouth of hell.
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Yeah, see, the coach
needed someone to fill in,
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so he called the best quarterback
that Point Place High ever had.
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And I figured, you know, the
cheerleaders, they practise in here,
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so it'd give me a good chance to
see what's gonna be on the market
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in a couple years.
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I can't believe that you get to decide
whether or not I graduate high school.
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Well, look, I'll tell you what,
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you give me one pull-up over
there, I'll tell the school you passed.
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- Okay.
- Okay, let's get
this done, Foreplay.
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Get over there.
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Hey, Pinciotti, you see all these
eighth grade boys checking you out?
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No, they're not. Really?
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Hi, boys.
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All righty, let's get this done.
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Here we go.
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Just getting in
a really good stretch here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me
show you how it's done, Foreplay.
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I don't know, man,
it's trickier than it looks.
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You real...
Oh, you got it. Good. Yeah.
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That's what I was going for.
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Is it hot in here or what?
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Okay, Fez, this bedroom's clearly
better 'cause it has its own bathroom,
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so I'm gonna go ahead and be
the bigger man and give it to myself.
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But I need a room
with its own bathroom.
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Otherwise I'm gonna have to walk
through the living room when, you know,
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when I have a moment
with myself.
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- That's too bad. I want it.
- I want it.
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- Well, I want it.
- I want it.
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- I want it!
- I'll kill you.
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What?
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Okay, wait, wait.
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Fine, you can take it.
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I don't want it anyway. I was in
there earlier and I heard voices.
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Voices?
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What kind of voices?
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Well, they weren't unfriendly.
They kept saying, "Get out."
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I don't want the haunted room.
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- Well, I don't want it.
- Well, I don't want it.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll take the room of death.
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- But you owe me one.
- Thanks, man.
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- Hi, boys.
- Hey.
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I brought you a housewarming
gift. Glass grapes.
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Every so often
someone tries to eat one,
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it's a real
conversation starter.
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I remember.
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You know, it looks like you
might need some help unpacking.
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- Kitty, no.
- Oh, just sit. I'll just be a minute.
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But remember, you are a
guest in these kids' home.
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Just like they've been a guest
in our home for years.
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Yeah.
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I'm a guest.
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Just like they've been
guests in my house.
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- Hey, that was my programme.
- Yeah, that's a bummer.
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Oops.
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What kind of animal just
dumps food on someone's couch?
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I'll clean it up later, dude.
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Okay, that's it.
You're going down.
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Or, I mean, I'm coming up.
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Yeah. Let's not pretend like this
is gonna happen, okay, Forehead?
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Forehead? That's... Come
on, man, that's not even good.
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They're all good
to me, Forehead.
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But, tell you what, I'll pass
you if you can tell me one thing.
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How's a guy that
can't even do one pull-up
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get someone like Donna?
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Wow. You know,
at least I'm not the dillhole
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who's strutting around the gym
with my whistle,
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thinking I'm all cool because I'm teaching
summer school PE to a bunch of botards.
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Yeah, I think it's really weird that
you'd say that to me, Forehead,
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especially since I was just
about to sign your transcript,
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but I don't know, now it
seems like I've lost my pen.
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You didn't lose...
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Okay, listen up.
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I wanna teach you all a
little game. It's called Target.
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Ooh. What's Target?
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All right, all moved in. Chateau
Kelso is open for business.
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You know, "chateau"
is German for "mister."
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Michael, you should have
gotten the room with the bathroom.
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You earned it by being
born better looking.
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Oh, well, I could have had it,
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but Fez said that there were
evil spirits in there,
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so I made him take it.
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Sucker.
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Man, I can't believe
you fell for that.
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Especially after that time he told
you evil spirits lived in that hot dog
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and then you gave him that.
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Wait, are you saying
he's tricking me?
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Foreigners always lie.
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That's how the Indians tricked
us into buying New Mexico.
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You boys are gonna
need a plumber.
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I tried to flush your pillow
down the toilet, it just wouldn't go.
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Ooh! Matches.
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Hi, honey. How was
your first day at school?
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It was awful. Casey's
definitely gonna fail me.
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Oh, that doesn't
sound like my Casey.
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I mean, the world's Casey.
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Man, it's like I finally figured
out what I wanna do with my life,
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and now I might
never be able to do it.
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And, might I add,
through no fault of my own.
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Eric, the last time you used the
phrase "through no fault of my own"
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was when you said,
"Donna, your cat's dead
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"through no fault of my own."
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Which I later found out meant,
"Donna, I ran over your cat."
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What did you do in class?
Were you being a porky mouth?
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What?
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No. A little bit, yeah.
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Well, there's only
one thing to do.
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I'm gonna have to put on some
lipstick and go apologize to Casey.
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Fez, you made up
all that stuff about the room.
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And I want the room,
so give it back.
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- You give it back.
- You give it back.
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- You give it back.
- You give it back.
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- Hi, Casey.
- Hey.
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- Look, I wanted to
talk to you about Eric.
- Who?
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- Foreplay.
- Oh, yeah.
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Look, I want to know if you can just
go ahead and let him get his diploma,
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because it's really important
to him and me.
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There might be one way
I can pass the little guy.
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All right? You know, all you gotta do is,
you know, just go out with me on a date.
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- Casey, I'm with Eric.
- Who?
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- I'm not saying it again.
- Come on, one date.
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'Cause I'm still trying to figure out
why I ever broke up with a blonde.
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I was a redhead then.
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Man, I gotta start
paying attention.
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So get this, I went down
to the gym to talk to Casey,
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and he said that the only way he'd
pass you is if I go out on a date with him.
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What?
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Oh, thank you, Donna, thank you.
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So you'd let me go out with him?
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Well, Donna, if you really
loved me, I mean,
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you'd date other men.
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Get bent.
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Now, if she really loved me,
she'd date other women.
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Okay, the competition for
who gets the better bedroom
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is gonna be based on
the Miss America pageant.
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Ooh, I'll be Miss Texas.
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That bitch always wins.
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Okay, the first event is the
talent portion of the competition.
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Okay.
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Judges, I present you
with a dramatic scene
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from the major motion picture
The Godfather.
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"There's an entire horse
in my bed.
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"Why would you do this,
Godfather. Why?"
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And then the horse says,
"Let this be a warning."
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The horse doesn't talk, Kelso.
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Oh. I was thinking of Jaws.
"Look at my jaw."
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Fez, you're up.
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I think we're gonna give
this round to the foreign kid.
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- I just ran into Donna.
- Oh, was she on
a date with Casey?
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No, and she doesn't seem
too happy with you.
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I don't know why she's so mad.
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Well, you'll often find,
as you go through life,
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that when you try to turn
your girlfriend into a prostitute,
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she gets cranky.
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Okay, but, Dad, passing PE
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is all that's standing between
me and the rest of my life.
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You're lucky this table is standing
between my foot and your ass.
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Now you go down there
with Donna and do a pull-up,
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and earn the respect of that
woman who inexplicably loves you.
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You know what?
You're right, I gotta do this.
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I can do this.
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I just gotta be
like Luke in Star Wars.
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I just have to
really believe that I can.
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Yeah, but I don't believe I
can, so this is nothing like that.
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- Any tricks
to doing a pull-up?
- Yes.
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You pull
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up.
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Thanks, Obi-Wan.
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Eric, what are we doing here?
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You gonna make me sell a
kidney so you can pass math?
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No, we're here
because I'm a man, damn it.
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Hey, buddy, guess what?
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You're not taking my
girlfriend out. Guess why?
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'Cause I'm about to pass gym,
fair and square,
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on the basis of my own strength.
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Side bar.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm doing a pull-up, woman.
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Wow, it looks like somebody really
had their Wheaties this morning.
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Actually, I had Cocoa Puffs.
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So I'm cuckoo, man, cuckoo.
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Donna, stand back,
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mostly because I'm gonna be
kicking my legs a lot.
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- You can do it, Eric.
- Never gonna happen, Foreplay.
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Foreplay.
Foreplay. Foreplay.
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It's not, Foreplay.
It's Forman.
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- Eric, you did it.
- Wow, congratulations.
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So, we going out or what?
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Look, stay away from my girl,
okay, Casey Kelso?
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Or wait, maybe I should say
Casey Smellso.
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"Smellso"? Wow,
that's really cold, Forman.
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You know, I'm just gonna go
sign your transcript 'cause
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I don't think I wanna hang out
any more, okay?
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Eric, I am so proud of you.
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I'd hug you back but...
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Well, I can't move my arms.
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We're back.
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I told Red he had to fix the
very unsanitary thing he did
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with a pillow in your bathroom.
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So, we're gonna have to skip
the swimsuit competition
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because Fez won't promise
not to show us his wee-wee.
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So we're gonna go
right into interview.
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Each of you will have
to answer the question,
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"Why do you deserve
the better room?"
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Michael, you go first.
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Okay.
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Well, Judges,
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you may look in there
and see just a room,
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but I see a place
where I can raise my daughter,
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and watch her grow,
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and create memories,
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until the day that I see her
walk out that door.
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And then through the living
room here and out the main door.
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Michael,
that's really beautiful.
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Yeah, Kelso, real nice.
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Let me tell you
a story about a young boy
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who dreamt of one day
being in America.
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In a room just like that.
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And with a tear
in his eye he said...
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Which means, "I want it."
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"I want it."
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I want it.
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Well, now I vote
they both get the room.
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I guess the only way to solve
this is a foot race to the room.
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Go.
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It's mine!
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I got here first,
the room is mine.
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Gross! Old people sex!
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Red,
you said you locked the door.
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Sorry, dudes.
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Room's yours.
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One hundred.
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You know, I bet we could make it to
200 if that shirt wasn't weighing you down.
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Well, the only way this
shirt's coming off is if I get
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a kiss from the best-looking
lady in Point Place.
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Well, bring it in dreamboat.
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Oh, Casey!
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"Oh, Casey"?
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♪ Oh, Casey, you see
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♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
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I just had the most
patriotic dream.
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