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It's funny, Eric.
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I thought I told you to
clean out the Vista Cruiser,
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but what I must have said was,
"Go sit on your ass."
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No, I was there, Red. You definitely
said, "Go clean out the Cruiser,"
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but he just
insists on being defiant.
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Look, I'm sorry, Dad, but
something really important came up.
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I Dream of Jeannie did her blinking thing,
and now Dr. Bellows thinks he's a monkey.
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No, Dr. Bellows is a monkey
that thinks he's a doctor,
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that's what's funny.
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He's sitting at the desk
and stuff, but he's a monkey.
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You're a monkey.
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You're a monkey.
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Eric, I need that car to go
pick up Charlie at the airport.
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You're bringing
another guy here?
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We need another guy here like I need
another firecracker in my bathing suit.
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Well, until you learn
to stop wearing Speedos,
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you're gonna keep
getting firecrackers.
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Charlie's this
annoyingly nice kid.
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His dad and my dad were
drinking buddies in the Navy.
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We weren't drinking buddies. We
were finely honed killing buddies.
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Yeah, well, I never liked him.
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At the last Navy picnic, we
got teamed up for the egg toss,
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and he dropped our egg, on purpose,
just so these little sick kids could win.
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Those little twerps went home
with my goldfish in a bag.
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My goldfish.
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Yeah, well, Charlie's only gonna be
here a few days on business for his dad,
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and the last thing he needs is
to be exposed to you deviants.
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Whoa, Dad, we are not deviants.
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Jeannie's bending over!
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Let's go.
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You guys, I gotta talk to Steven
about something really serious.
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- Maybe she's pregnant.
- Maybe she cheated on him.
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Maybe she cheated on him
and she's pregnant.
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Oh!
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Steven, this TV producer called to
tell me he loved my public access show.
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And then he offered me a job at his
station in Chicago starting next week.
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Whoa. You're gonna take a job
and move to Chicago?
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No, no, not yet. Well, I wanted
to talk to you about it first.
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Oh!
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This is serious serious,
not funny serious.
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We should probably leave.
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But we won't.
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Steven,
this is my dream come true,
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but you are the most important
thing in the world to me.
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So I'm willing to give it all
up and stay here with you.
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But if I do that, I need to
know we're gonna get married.
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Jackie, we just agreed
not to talk about our future.
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But our future is
happening right now.
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Look, the station needs an answer
by noon on Sunday, and I do, too.
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Well, I don't know
what to say right now.
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I know this is
a sensitive moment,
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but may I offer
a word of advice?
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Run!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Eric, you remember Charlie.
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Well, I remember a
perfectly tossed egg from me,
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an unconvincing
"whoops" from him,
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and the sound of laughter
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as some children ran away
with my goldfish in a bag.
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Eric, you put
some kind of spin on that egg,
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it was uncatchable
like a curveball.
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Ha. Your whole
story's unraveling, man.
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I can't throw a curveball.
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Dad, tell him.
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I'm gonna have to side
with my son on this one.
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He can't even
throw a straight ball.
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Charlie, I made you
a pancake smiley face
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with sausage arms and a
little scrambled egg cardigan.
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Where's my whimsical breakfast?
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Oh, well, since you decided to go
teach in Africa without consulting me,
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all you get is
a plain pancake breakfast
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with nothing smiling at you.
Nothing.
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- Morning.
- Hey, I smell bacon.
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Hey, boys, have you met Charlie?
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- Oh, hey. I'm Kelso.
- Hi.
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I'm gonna eat your breakfast.
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And I'm Fez, and just so you
know, I'm the coolest guy in this gang.
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All right, I gotta go to work.
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Charlie, if Eric and his
friends start to bother you,
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just hold up a book.
It's like kryptonite to them.
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Oh, hey, Donna.
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Are you still mad
about this whole Africa thing?
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Yep, but instead of pouting at
my house and being miserable,
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I decided to come here
and make you miserable.
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That's the spirit, Donna.
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Here, eat his bacon.
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You made me bacon?
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Yep, I just kept it
over here in America.
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Mmm. Bacon.
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Wow, who's she?
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Don't even think about it. Donna
is with Eric and then she's mine.
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And then she is mine.
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And then, right back to me
for another go-round.
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Hey, Hyde, I heard about
Jackie. What are you gonna do?
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Well, I spent all morning kicking it back
with my stash to see what came to me.
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But all that came to me
was a great idea for a movie
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that now I just can't remember.
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Is that what that smell was?
Aren't you afraid you'll get arrested?
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I'm a cop.
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You guys are crazy.
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The closest I ever came
to breaking the law
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was when me and my
friend, Toby, cut out of school
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five minutes
before the last bell.
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My heart was beating so fast.
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'Cause you were naked?
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No.
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I don't get it.
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You know what, Hyde?
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Your problem is you didn't handle
Jackie's ultimatum like a man.
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Like, if Donna tries that with me,
I'm just gonna say, "Hey, guess what?
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"You don't get to tell me
what to do with my life."
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And then, depending on
how much steam I have left,
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I may even call her toots.
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Hey, Eric.
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You know how guys always ask me out,
but I say no because I have a boyfriend?
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It's true, she won't budge.
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Well, since you're going to
Africa, I figured, you know,
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I should be moving
on with my life, too.
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And there's this guy
named Kevin where I work,
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and he asked me out tonight.
I said yes.
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What? You're gonna...
Oh.
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I think I see
what's going on here.
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Looks like somebody's
caught the ultimatum bug.
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Okay, I'll play along.
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You're gonna go out
with this Kevin guy or what?
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Or nothing.
This isn't an ultimatum.
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Okay, I'm prepared
for an ultimatum.
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I need to figure out what I'm gonna
wear. Maybe that really short pink skirt.
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Oh, that's over at my place.
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- You have her skirt?
- Don't judge me, new guy.
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It feels so good not to be
the monkey in the middle.
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Dance, monkey, dance.
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I can't believe Donna's going
out with this guy from work.
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You know, I made a point
of going down there
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and spreading a rumor
that she had crabs.
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Don't talk to me, Forman.
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This whole thing with Jackie
is all your fault.
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How?
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Because I wouldn't have even
been in the basement last night
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when Jackie came over, if we had
gone to go play pinball like I wanted.
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But you wouldn't go.
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So now I gotta
figure out my entire life
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because you claimed the
change guy touched you weird.
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He put the quarters
right into my pocket.
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I'm tired of
messing with Charlie.
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He's not even reaching
for the ball anymore.
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Well, you know, if you want, we
can hang out at my dad's warehouse.
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That sounds great.
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- Really?
- No, shut up.
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All right, well, I have to get
down there and unlock the door.
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We're getting a shipment today.
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- Shipment of what?
- Beer. My dad owns a beer warehouse.
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- Your dad owns
a beer warehouse?
- Mmm-hmm.
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You can touch the ball now.
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You had to see Eric's face
when I told him about my date,
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he was all
nervous and surprised.
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It reminded me of his sex face.
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Donna, I don't wanna hear about
Eric's sex face. I'm upset enough.
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You wanna know what the best
part is? I don't even have a date.
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I made the whole thing up
just to mess with Eric's head.
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I wish I had manipulated Steven
instead of opening up my heart.
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Now I'm the vulnerable one
waiting for his answer.
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Yeah, I was a little surprised.
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I mean, the bitchy stuff
is your bread and butter.
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You know, I had fake pregnancy right
up my sleeve and I didn't even use it.
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Whoa.
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Holy crap. That's the
most beer I've ever seen.
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Let me just hit the lights.
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Let me rephrase that. That's
the most beer I've ever seen.
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It's the mother lode.
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It's like now I know
how the immigrants felt
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when they finally saw the
majestic skyline of New York City.
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Actually, Eric, most of the
immigrants arrived in the 19th century
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before
the skyline was ever built.
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I mean, beer!
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I... I...
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I don't know where to start.
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You know, the kegs are cold.
Why don't we start with the kegs?
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Hey, we'll handle this, new guy.
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We'll start with the kegs.
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There's nothing like drinking
beer straight from the tap.
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This must be why
babies love breast-feeding.
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Reminds me of an ancient
Chinese proverb. It goes,
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something, something,
something, crazy girlfriend,
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something, something,
drink lots of beer.
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Hyde, I don't think we're gonna
find the answer to our problems
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in a keg of beer.
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Unless they're at the bottom,
so drink up.
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I've been in this warehouse a
hundred times, and I never did this.
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Now I know why
my grandmother's an alcoholic.
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This is great.
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I'm gonna need a bigger mouth.
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Girls, please tell me
that Charlie is here.
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Wait, isn't he at
your house with the guys?
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No.
Oh, sweet Lord, they got him.
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You know, Donna, you should be out there
trying to keep Eric from going to Africa
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instead of sitting
here on your patootie.
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Well, I'm doing everything
I can. I even lied to him
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and told him I was out
on a date with another guy.
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Sweetie, that's amateur hour.
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God gave you a very full chest, I
suggest you start using it on my son.
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I cannot believe Eric went out. He's
supposed to be at home agonizing.
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Well, maybe they went out to buy
flowers for when Steven proposes.
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No, they would
have just sent Fez.
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They're out having fun, and that
is exactly what we're gonna do.
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Okay, here's what I don't get.
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Why would Sally sell seashells
down by the seashore?
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I mean, that's a terrible
location for a seashell stand.
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Yeah, I mean,
if she wanted to make money,
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she would sell
seashells by the subway.
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You know what she should sell
by the seashore?
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Shoeshines, 'cause
your sandals get so sandy.
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Sandy sandals.
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We should start a girl band
called Sandy Sandals.
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What's wrong?
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Well, sand reminds me of dirt,
and dirt reminds me of Steven.
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Jackie, I'm sure Hyde
will do the right thing.
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You know, I thought if I
really put myself out there,
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he'd see how much I love him
and say yes right away.
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And then when he didn't,
I thought,
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okay, well, maybe he'll take a
couple hours and then say yes.
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But now I think he's only taking
so long 'cause he's gonna say no.
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Donna, what if he says no?
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Jackie, if Hyde says no,
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then you and I get a van, and
the Sandy Sandals tour America.
252
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And in a nutshell,
that's what it's like
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to be on the debate team
at a Catholic high school.
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Yeah,
I love Catholic schoolgirls.
255
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They don't teach sex ed, so
they don't know what not to do.
256
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Yeah, maybe, but I never really
got together with any of them.
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Wait, you never...
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Wait,
wait, wait, everyone, wait.
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Before you start in on him,
let me just say,
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when I was a virgin,
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all I wanted was for one
person to say it was okay.
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And no one did.
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Neither will I. Freak!
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Okay, I finally made up
my mind about Jackie.
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I'm gonna marry her.
I'm gonna be Mrs. Jackie Hyde.
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I think you need one more beer.
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Could be.
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Virgin.
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Man, how do you not have sex
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with all those girls that are
always throwing themselves at you?
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That doesn't happen
to everyone, jackass.
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How dare she give me an ultimatum?
This is my life she's messing with.
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She can go to hell.
I will see her in hell.
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Maybe one more.
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One more couldn't hurt.
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Eric, I wonder what
Donna's doing on her date.
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Oh, you know what, man?
I don't care.
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She just wants me to come running
after her, and I'm not gonna do that.
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You know what? That is
totally the right move, man.
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Plus, it's, like, after 9:00,
so if you go over there now,
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you'll probably walk in on her and
that guy sliding all over each other.
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And if I know Donna,
she's moaning like a ghost.
283
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Okay, Donna does
not moan like a ghost.
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I could make her
moan like a ghost.
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You know what, guys?
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I'm a little confused,
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but I do know
that I love you guys.
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I really, really do.
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Hey, where'd Kelso go?
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Well, hello, toots.
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Back from your
date so soon, huh?
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Used to be you have
to buy a girl dinner,
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if you wanted her to slide all
over you moaning like a ghost.
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Okay, you know what? I didn't
have a date, but I should've.
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- Wait, so you lied?
- Yeah, I was pissed.
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I mean, all of a sudden,
you're leaving me.
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Well, look, I'm only
gonna be gone for a year.
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I don't care.
I don't want you to go.
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I mean, you've always been, like,
20 steps away from me my entire life.
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What am I supposed
to do without you?
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Look, Donna, this is gonna be
really tough for both of us.
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But, hey, you know what?
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The good news is,
when I come back,
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we're gonna spend all
this time together because,
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you know, you're probably gonna
have to nurse me back to health
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from some
horrible African disease.
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Look, you know I love you.
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- And we're wasting
our time fighting.
- I know. You're right.
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We should just enjoy
the time we have left.
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Yeah, I'm all for that.
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Well, it's not what I
had in mind, but okay.
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Wait, Eric, you're back.
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Where's Steven?
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Uh...
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Okay, he's passed out in
the back of a beer warehouse.
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You mean, he's not coming.
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He's gonna say no. Oh, my God.
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Oh, Jackie, I'm sorry.
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What?
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I'm too drunk anyway.
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00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:29,652
All right,
you two, where's Charlie?
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Look, Dad, not so loud, okay?
We had a really rough night.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Where's Charlie?
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Who's Charlie?
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Last time I saw him,
he was on a stack of kegs
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claiming Mount
Schlitz for the US.
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00:19:52,138 --> 00:19:56,018
Oh, crap, and he was a good kid.
329
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,271
Now who am I
gonna spend time with?
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I don't know. Me.
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Don't be a smart ass.
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Well, it's almost noon.
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Guess I gotta go talk to Jackie.
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What are you gonna tell her?
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00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,042
I don't know, man.
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00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:18,045
I'm thinking about letting the El
Camino make the final decision.
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If it pulls to the left, marriage,
pulls to the right, nudie bar.
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00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:26,597
So you haven't decided?
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00:20:27,891 --> 00:20:29,309
No, I've decided.
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Steven?
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00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:36,693
Jackie stopped by and
asked me to give you this note.
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00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,199
Oh.
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00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,035
It says she took the job in
Chicago and she left this morning.
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Oh, you poor baby.
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You know what?
I am gonna turn my back
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and let you go into the
kitchen and have a beer.
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00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:58,887
That better be Charlie.
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00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:07,148
Mr. Forman,
is this your daughter?
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I don't know who did this to
him, but they sure are clever.
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They put you in a dress, huh?
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Welcome to Point Place.
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Listen,
Charlie, about last night,
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I know you're thinking
you're getting picked on a lot.
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Hey, I know you guys
are just having some fun.
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Let me finish.
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00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:37,143
Around here, I'm the
whipping boy, not you, me.
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- Okay.
- Let me finish.
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I do the drinking and I put on
the dresses. You got it, hotshot?
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- Got it.
- Would you let me finish?
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I'm finished.
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