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Well, Miss Kitty, thank you so
much for having lunch with me.
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Well, I am always up for a salad
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and a martini in
the middle of the day.
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You didn't have a salad.
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Well, olives and
onions are almost a salad.
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Well, I'm just glad I can come
to you with all my problems.
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Well, sure you can, Fez. You
can talk to me about anything.
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Just to double-check,
are you sure it's normal
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for one of them to hang
lower than the other?
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Well, of course, Fez!
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Nobody's ears are
perfectly symmetrical.
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Kitty Forman?
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Marsha Sullivan!
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How are you? And how
is that husband of yours?
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Great.
He lost 3,000 pounds,
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when I took his
Mercedes in the divorce.
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Oh, newly divorced,
what a shame.
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And they say
fourth time's a charm.
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Well, you know what,
you should come over.
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It sounds like we have
a lot of catching up to do.
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I'd love that!
I'll bring a bottle of wine.
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Oh, well, that is terrific!
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I can't wait to see you!
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Slut.
Tight-ass.
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Ah, Mrs. Sullivan, hello!
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What can these magic hands
do for you today?
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Actually, I was thinking
of trying something new.
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Well, perhaps we
should rinse and repeat.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Donna, this is gonna be your first
birthday since breaking up with Eric.
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You know what that means,
no crappy gifts
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to return to
the science-fiction store.
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Yeah, I mean, I guess
it'll be kind of a relief
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not to have to give him
his birthday spanking.
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He made you spank
him on your birthday?
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Yeah, and then he danced
around in his underwear going,
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"Happy birthday to me!"
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Sorry to keep you from work.
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Oh, don't worry, I already called
in and said I was having sex.
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Oh. Hello.
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Oh, my God.
Fez just banged an old...
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...smobile in
the driveway with his bike.
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Marsha, I would like you
to meet my friends.
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Friends, I would
like you to meet
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the most ferocious
lover on two legs.
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Which by the way,
was new for me.
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It's like watching somebody
kiss their grandmother.
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Ooh, my nana
don't kiss like that!
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Mrs. Sullivan,
may I ask you something?
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Was I good?
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Good enough.
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Yes!
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Nice job, Fez. Combine
two of your favorite pastimes.
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Sex and antiquing.
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You know, for years older
men have dated younger women.
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And now it's finally okay for a
younger man to date an older woman.
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I guess what I'm
trying to say is, gross!
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Say what you want,
but Mrs. Sullivan is so
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much more passionate
than girls your age.
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You kids just lie there.
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Mrs. Sullivan, she moves,
she shakes, she makes noises.
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Are you sure she
wasn't having a stroke?
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Hey, so I was
thinking we could all go in
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together on
a birthday present for Donna?
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But I don't know
what to get her.
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Oh, cool, there's
an echo inside my head!
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Hello!
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Balls!
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Awesome!
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You know, we could give Donna
make-up, but that would be a waste.
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Might as well just give
a dog a snow blower.
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Oh, Kelso did that once.
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Oh, no, wait.
He gave his snow blower a dog.
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That was when he was in his
"machines should have pets" phase.
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Bongos!
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Ecuador!
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Is there anybody in there?
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Oh, my God.
The echo just said yes.
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You know what?
I think I've had enough.
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You know, once I caught Donna
using lip liner on her eyebrows.
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Seriously, it's like being
best friends with Phyllis Diller.
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How about I get something and
we can all give it to Donna together?
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Together.
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Man, I'm not getting the echo.
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Hello?
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There it is.
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Oh, oh, oh! My friend
Marsha Sullivan is here.
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Your friend?
I thought you hated her.
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I do!
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But she has
the juiciest gossip because
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she is a filthy,
disgusting, piece of...
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Marsha!
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Hello, Kitty.
Hello, Red.
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Here, Kitty, I brought us
some heavenly camomile tea.
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Oh, yeah. Tea's nice.
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You said you were
gonna bring wine.
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She also said, "Till death do us
part." Look how that worked out.
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Red, don't you have
something to do in the garage?
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I can go to the garage?
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So, Marsha.
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Tell me what is going on in
that adventurous life of yours?
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Well, actually, Kitty, I have
a wonderful new boyfriend.
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He's delicious, and quite young.
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Young? How young?
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Forty?
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Younger.
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Thirty-nine?
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Younger.
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Well, for heaven's sake,
Marsha, what's younger then 39?
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Kitty, I'm not gonna tell you.
I don't want to shock you.
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Nineteen.
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Well, I just don't believe
this. I have a son who is 19.
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Oh, that's right.
I forgot about Eric.
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Where is that handsome
son of yours these days?
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Oh. Don't you
even think about it.
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He is in Africa, with the
lions, where he's safe.
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Well, he's gotta
come back sometime.
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Touch him and I'll
kill you in your sleep.
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Oh.
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Well, another day, another
romp with Mrs. Sullivan.
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Actually, it was three romps,
but who's counting?
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It was four.
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Hey, guys, I got
Donna's birthday present.
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It's a little
wrinkled and musty,
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but so is Fez's girlfriend
and he seems to like her.
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"My parents went
to Lake Michigan
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"and all I got was
this lousy T-shirt."
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I can relate, too.
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My mom once went to Lake
Michigan. All I got was a half-brother.
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T-shirt?
What a lousy present.
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It even says so,
right on the present.
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Hey, if you guys
don't like the present,
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you can steal her
something better.
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Okay, well, what kind of
stuff is Donna into anyway?
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I don't know. Beef?
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No, seriously,
Donna is a cool girl.
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I think we should
get her something cool.
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Why, because you wanna
have sex with her?
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No, I'd do the same thing
for you if it were your birthday.
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Oh, so you want to
have sex with me?
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Yeah, Fez,
I want to have sex with you.
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I'd rather have a sweater.
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And it's August fourth.
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If you can't find any
gift ideas for Donna
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in here,
just give her what I do,
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coupons for
15 minutes of Bob-time.
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You know, I always forget
how big Donna's room is.
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It looks much smaller from
the tree across the street.
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Hey, look at this! Donna
uses the same hairspray as...
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My sister.
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Oh, look at this.
Donna's diary.
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Oh, I haven't looked
in here in like a month.
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Aw, damn, it's locked.
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The key's in one
of the desk drawers.
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I'm not sure which. There's
always a branch blocking my view.
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Okay, I'm heading out,
but I think I know
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what Donna needs
for her birthday.
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Thicker curtains and
a restraining order.
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Oh, my God, Fez,
listen to what Donna wrote.
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It's from a few weeks ago.
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"Hyde hired this new guy Randy at
the record store, and he's really cute."
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Donna thinks Randy is cute!
Can you believe this?
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Jackie, you shouldn't
be reading that.
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It's a complete
invasion of privacy.
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Oh, if I get just the
right angle on this mirror,
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I can see Donna when she sleeps.
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Here, Donna, I made you
a coupon for your birthday.
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"Good for one knock-knock
joke, no 'who's there' required."
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Wow, dreams can come true.
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See that, Red?
Kids love those.
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You should have
made them for Eric.
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Yeah, I suppose I
could have given him a
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"get my foot out of
your ass free" card.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present
to you a sinfully sweet confection
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and she is carrying a cake, too.
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Oh, my goodness, stop it.
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Wow, Randy, look at your shirt.
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Uh, Donna, how would
you describe Randy's shirt?
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Um...
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Well buttoned?
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Cute. You would
say it's cute.
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I'm sorry, the answer we
were looking for was "adorable."
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Marsha!
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Oh, there's my lady.
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What in the world?
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Oh, you didn't know?
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Yeah, Fez is dating
an older lady.
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Apparently, you taking him to all
those PTA meetings really paid off.
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Fez is your younger man?
My Fez?
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Isn't he gorgeous?
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I think I'll keep him
for a couple of months.
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Did you hear that?
I'm booked till March.
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Fez, you can't date her.
Why not?
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Well, in the first place,
she's so old.
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Isn't she kind of the
same age as Mrs. Forman?
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Yeah, say that louder,
that'll really help.
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How dare you dig your dirty
claws into this innocent boy?
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Wow, it's almost like she
was right in the room with us.
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Fez, this is an atrocity.
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You two have to stop
seeing each other right now.
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You can't tell me what to
do, you're not my mother.
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You know what? Fine!
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Then you just... You do
whatever the hell you want!
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Marsha!
It's me, Bob Pinciotti.
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I asked you out last month. I thought
you were moving to Costa Rica.
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Kitty?
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00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:16,431
Oh, no!
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What's wrong?
Ice, margarita mix,
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the top from
a bottle of tequila.
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Good lord, she took the blender!
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She's in the dining room.
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I'll be in the garage.
Save yourselves!
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I can't believe Fez was seduced
by that cradle-robbing slut.
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You girls throw it around
like football players,
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couldn't one of you
have slept with him?
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Mrs. Forman, you need
to understand something.
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Fez is a deviant weirdo.
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We're just glad he is
doing it with a person
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and not a couch,
a tree or my pillow.
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After all I have done
for that boy, he has
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the nerve to say,
"You're not my mother."
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If that's even what he said.
Because who can understand anything
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that comes out of that
ungrateful mush-mouth.
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00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:28,024
Wow. Fez and
an older divorced woman.
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You know, if I were
a divorced older woman,
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I would take everything
from my ex-husband.
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Suffer, you cheating bastard!
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Can't
wait to be divorced.
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Well, if he doesn't want me
mothering him, fine, I'm done.
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Next Christmas,
his stocking will not
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be hung by
the chimney with care.
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It will be tossed in
the garbage with hair!
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This place uses too much ice.
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Here you go, Donna.
Happy birthday.
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I was gonna put a ribbon around
it, but you know, I barely care.
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Wow, Hyde, thanks!
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I have the same shirt from the
other lakes, but I needed this one.
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Wait. You collect these shirts?
Steven, how did you know that?
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Oh, because one time I heard
Donna say, "I collect these shirts."
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I like when Donna wears
shirts with writing on them.
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The words just pop out at you.
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Donna, for your birthday,
I'm taking you on a journey.
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"Where," you ask?
To a Journey concert!
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"Why," you ask? 'Cause I saw you
had a poster of them in your room.
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"What was I doing in
your room," you ask?
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Hey, stop asking questions,
we're going to see Journey!
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Wow, thanks!
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Donna, I'm sorry I
didn't get you a present.
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I was gonna go shopping,
but Mrs. Sullivan
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is not gonna be around forever.
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I got to make
every moment count.
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Yeah, Fez, about that.
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We just talked to Mrs. Forman
and we learnt a couple of things.
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First of all, you get
a few margaritas in her
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and she's a fairly
decent tap dancer.
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And also, she is really
upset about what you said.
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Yeah, Fez, she thinks
of you like a son.
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I mean,
you know, think about it.
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You know, Miss Kitty
has done a lot for me.
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Maybe I should go talk to her.
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And on the way I'll pick
up a box of chocolates.
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Good. Yeah, Fez, I
think she'd really like that.
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Oh, then I'll
pick her up one, too.
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Happy birthday!
I got you a diary.
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Well, I noticed
you needed a new one
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when I was reading your old one.
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You read my diary?
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I didn't say that.
You just said that.
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Oh, you don't know what I said.
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But, I also noticed
you think Randy is cute.
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What? I do not, that was just
something I wrote, I barely meant it.
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Oh? Uh-huh? Really? Then why
are you going to the concert with him?
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You don't even like Journey!
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I love Journey.
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They're the Beatles
of our generation.
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Oh, come on!
Who are you kidding?
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The only reason you
put up that poster
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is to cover the hole Fez was
using to spy on you in the shower.
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Okay. Fine.
I think Randy is cute.
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But it's not a big deal.
Because...
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I have to go. Write it in your
diary, I'll read it tomorrow.
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Miss Kitty?
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Oh, hi, Fez.
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I'd get up,
but my back's still sore
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from that knife you stuck in it.
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Listen, Tutankhamen,
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you need to fix this.
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My wife has been sitting
there calm and quiet all day.
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I disarmed landmines in Korea.
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But I have never
been this nervous
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that something's
about to explode.
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Miss Kitty?
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I would like to apologize for
saying that you were not my mother.
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Why? It's the truth. Why don't
you just tell me I'm fat, too.
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See, you treated me like a
son, and I didn't mean to hurt you.
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So, if it will fix things,
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I would like to take your advice
and stop seeing Mrs. Sullivan.
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Okay, look, Fez.
It's your life.
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You can do
whatever you want to do.
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See, but the problem is, that on
the one hand I want your approval
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and on the other I
want to be with women
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in ways that frankly
would turn your stomach.
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Okay. Okay, Fez.
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If you really see
me as your mother,
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then you need to do what any
good son would do in this situation.
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Lie to me.
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What do you mean?
Okay, well.
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When Eric was still here, every
Friday night he would tell me
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he's going out with his
friends to the movies.
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But we weren't at the movies,
we were drinking beer
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and peeing from
the top of the...
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Oh...
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So, you see?
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Not telling each other
what they don't want to hear
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is what being
a family is all about.
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Thank you, Miss Kitty.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to not have sex with Mrs.
Sullivan on her washing machine.
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You have fun at the movies!
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Hey, Dad. I was thinking of cashing
in one of my birthday coupons.
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I'll take you up on one
free game of Bobopoly.
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Listen, Donna, I know
those are just for laughs
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but I wanted to get you
something serious, too. So here.
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Peanut brittle, huh? Boy,
I sure do love this stuff.
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You didn't even see it coming!
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Yep, just like last year!
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