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Kathy Forman.
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Ahhh Kitty. Making
brownies for breakfast?
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No. Brownies have too much
sugar to be a healthy breakfast.
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Here,
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have some Fun Time
Smack A Doodles.
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Ah, Mrs. Forman, can I
borrow your curling iron?
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I was gonna borrow Donna's
but hers smells like potatoes.
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It wasn't my fault!
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My Dad used it to
make curly fries.
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Well I wanna look good for my first
full day of work at the TV-station.
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I wanna look super pretty, so my co-workers
don't mind when I stab them in the back.
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You try my
hairstyling technique:
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"Wake up, remove pillow".
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You know, I am just so excited for you
working for TV's Christine St. George.
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She is my hero. She's
amazing, she's talented...
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She's the devil.
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She seems sweet to me.
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Last week, she was having a lot of fun
with this dog that could say Christine.
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It sounded like
"Wruurrreeennn".
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It was pretty good!
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Okay. Rumor has it that as
soon as the cameras went off,
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she had that dog neutered.
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Well I just can not believe that a woman who
makes her own pot-pourri could be that bad.
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Now if you're still nervous about her, just... just
do what I did when I first started at the hospital.
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Kitty I don't think she is
allowed to bring Kahlua to work.
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No you just... you bring in some
treats and put them on your desk.
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That's what I did
with my awful boss.
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Now he loves me, he weight 300 pounds
and he sweats when he ties his shoes
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I win!
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Here, take some brownies.
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Thanks. Well I guess it
is true what they say.
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Keep your friends close
and your enemies fat.
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You know, if you want to
impress them, do a good job.
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If your job is making
coffee, make coffee.
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If your job is answering
phones, answer phones.
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If your job is
sharpening pencils...
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Get a new job,
cause that one blows.
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You know what, this one, I'll try
anything cause Christine is a bitch.
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You know, that is
SUCH a double standard.
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Why is it okay for a
man to be a hard-ass boss
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but when a woman is,
she's labeled a bitch.
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Cause Christine's a bitch!
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Good morning Jackie!
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How are you enjoying your time behind the scenes
at the fifth larges TV market in Wisconsin?
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I don't know... I'm
working pretty hard...
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Well good.
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Oh, here are your
messages Ms. St. George.
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Great.
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And uh I also made a
new fresh pot of coffee.
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Wonderful.
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And I sharpened the
pencils on your desk.
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You... Are you
a complete MORON?
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Those pencils were a
gift! From Jane Paulie!
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Well they still say "Love
and Kisses Jane Pau"....
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ow would you like it if I
ruined something of yours
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That was your mug.
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My Ted Coppell mug!
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Listen, my job as
TV-host is to be... happy.
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And your job is
to keep me... happy.
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You screw up one more time
and you're out of here!
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Okay, everybody, let's
do a super good show!
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Why is there no orange
juice in my mini-fridge?
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I'll stock you right now.
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No. Dear. That would be
the answer to the question
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"when are you
going to stock it".
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My question was
whyyyyy is it empty?
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Uuuhhm...
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brownie?
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I WANT my orange juice!
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I don't want your leftovers.
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Do I look like a
homeless person to you?
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Ohhh oh. All I wanted you
to do is to try a brownie.
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Oh all right you big baby.
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I'll have one
of your brownies.
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Hmmmm!
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This is pretty good!
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- Really?!
- Uhuh.
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Well...
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thank you. Uhm,
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well all right I also made
up your schedule for tomorrow.
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Oh did you? Good
.Oh good job.
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Yeah.
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- Really?!
- Hmm-hmm.
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Great. Okay, the cancelled your appearance
with the boy who fell down the well.
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Ah thank God.
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Why are we celebrating that?
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The boy is just clumsy.
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Listen I'm sorry I
yelled at you earlier.
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Urgh, you must think
I'm a complete psycho.
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It was completely my fault.
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I should have just moved out of the
way when you threw that script at me.
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No, no, not at all,
because if you had,
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the script would have gone flying right
past you and might've hit somebody important
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What are you listening to?
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Nothing.
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Hyde is always giving me
crap about my poofy hair, so
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I use these sweet
babies to hold it down.
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Oh my God, look
at David Bowie.
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He's got a nicer
ass then I do!
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Randy, this is
where you disagree!
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I'd like to Donna,
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but he is wearing a dress. You're
wearing jeans. I'm very confused.
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All right. I gotta go to work, but
before I do, I have to do one thing
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HAHAHAHA!
Re-poofed your hair!
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Hey Randy, can you help that
chick sitting on the couch?
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Oh wait. That's you.
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Guys.
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Who put a sandwich
in the cash register?
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You can pay for things
with sandwiches?!
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Helloooo Hawaii!
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I did that Hyde. Sorry man.
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But I've been a little
scatterbrained lately.
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It's true. Cause I remember
when I first met you I thought...
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that guy is focused!
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Yeah. You've been acting
kinda weird even for you.
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Are you sober?
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No Aquarius.
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So what's wrong?
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I got a crush on someone.
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But I don't know
what to do about it.
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It's been al long time
since I've wooed a lady.
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First of, no-one uses the
phrase woo a lady anymore.
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THAT's why the girl
at the hub slapped me!
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No man, she slapped you because you
grabbed her ass and yelled: WOOOO a lady!
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Mrs. Forman, your
brownies saved my life!
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Christine was yelling at me all morning,
but then I gave her one of your brownies
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and then she
started liking me!
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Oh I don't believe
that for a minute.
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I could eat a whole tray of those
brownies and I still wouldn't like you.
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Red. Television's Christine
St. George LOVES my brownies,
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this is so exciting!
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I am IN a famous person's
stomach RIGHT NOW!
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Okay, well I need some more for
tomorrow so... could you make some?
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Oh. I just um... I just put Red's
chicken pot pie in the oven so...
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Here honey, eat around the chicken,
it is probably loaded with bacteria.
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Alright Leo,
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the problem that most guys have with picking
up chicks is that they over think things. So...
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you should be fine.
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All you have to
say to a lady is
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"Come here often?".
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If she says no,
grab her ass.
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You know she won't be coming back,
so you won't have to see her again.
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No. Look, I got an idea.
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Pretend we're at a bar and the
three of us are foxy ladies.
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Oeh, I'm a recent college graduate
with big boobs and an urge to explore!
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How's your daddy?
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Okay now, try to
pick one of us up.
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What are you doing man?
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You look the lightest.
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All right, put me down.
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Okay
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You're dumb and lazy
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There's my lady!
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Excuse me...
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you're blocking the aisle.
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Hey.
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Hi Leo.
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Come here often?
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Wow JJ!
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Seven jojo's at one time!
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I guess an act like that really
has it's ups and downs huh.
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I'm so glad I
fought for my country
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so that grown man can
play with his jojo.
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Oh shushy-shushy
grumpety-grump.
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Now before we go, I'd like to introduce the
newest family member of What's Up Wisconsin.
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She's my assistant.
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She's Jackie Burkhart!
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Come on honey,
come on in here!
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Oh my God, I'm on TV!
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Well for all of you watching in black
and white, I am wearing a navy twin set,
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my eye shadow is
periwinkle blue...
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HOLY MACARONI! It's Jackie!
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I know someone who is on TV!
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Waddaya know. It
really IS an idiot box.
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Jackie brings me the
most delicious brownies.
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BROWNIES! Red, those
are my brownies!
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Oh, they look so
much bigger on TV.
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So moist, you don't even
have to drink milk with them.
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NO MILK!
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That is the HIGHEST
compliment a brownie can have!
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Now Jackie darling, I must
know where you got them!
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FROM ME! SHE GOT
THEM FROM ME!
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Got them?
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I made them.
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Myself.
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What?
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It's an old Burkhart
family recipe.
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YOU LYING LITTLE MIDGET!
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This might be a
bad time to ask.
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But are you gonna start
getting lunch together?
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I can't believe
Leo likes me!
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I feel like I'm back in the
third grade and the slow kid
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who picks his nose just
gave me a Valentine.
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See, that is what you
get for leading Leo on.
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With your tight jeans and your heaving
chest and your large bedroom window.
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You know, there is a good chance
Leo forgets this whole thing.
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Just like he forgot
that other thing.
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The sixties.
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Well what am I gonna do? I
don't wanna hurt his feelings.
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Donna, I know this is weird for
you, but you have to remember,
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it is Hi-Larious for us.
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I think Leo and you
could be great together.
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I can see it now...
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Lovin' you
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is easy
'cause you're beautiful
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making love with you
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is all I wanna do
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Lovin' you
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is more than
just a dream come true
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and everything that I do
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is out of lovin' you
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La la la la la,
la la la la la
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La la la la la,
la la la la la
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Do do do do do
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Ahh
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No one else make me feel
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the colors that you bring
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Stay with me
while we grow old
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and we will live each day
in springtime
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Lovin' you
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has made me my life
so beautiful
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and every day of my life...
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I have to go talk to him!
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I ain't havin' no Leo-baby!
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Mrs. Forman you
gotta help me!
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I need another batch of
brownies and I need them bad!
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Okay. First, preheat
the oven to 350,
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then stick your head inside and bake the
lies out of your lying mouth you little liar!
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Please! It's the only thing
that keeps Christine of my back.
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I'm gonna lose my job,
please, you've gotta help me!
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Please....!
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Oh that is SO fake.
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Oh damn fine. I'm sorry.
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Well Christine caught me off guard I
was on TV, I didn't know what to say.
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How about Kitty Forman
baked the brownies?
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See how easy that was?
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I can even say it backwards.
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Brownies the
baked Forman Kitty.
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Okay. Okay, you're right.
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But now I'm in too deep,
so I am begging you:
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please could you just
make some more brownies?
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Drop it Jackie.
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I am not gonna let you continue to
take credit for all of my hard work.
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What if I take you to the studio and
introduce you to Christine St. George?
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I'll get the eggs,
you grease the pan!
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Hyde, I thought you said Leo
was supposed to be here today?
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Yeah. I put him on the schedule.
Which means he is either on his way in,
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or on his way to San
Francisco to see the Dud Show.
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I just wanna get
this over with.
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It's gonna be so hard.
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Donna, I know
how you must feel.
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Soft and smooth...
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- There's my girl!
- Hi Leo.
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Leo, you didn't have
to get me chocolates.
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Chocolates? That's my lunch.
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Leo, look.
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I am really flattered
that you like me.
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But... I can't be
your girlfriend.
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Is it because I'm black?
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You're not black.
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So, it's not that then.
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I know what it is,
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you like that Randy guy.
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What? No, I don't.
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Yes, you do.
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So I think maybe it's best
that we stop seeing each other.
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Wait a minute,
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you're breaking up with me?
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I'm sorry but I just
can't date a racist.
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So man, how did it go?
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He thinks I like Randy!
Can you believe that?
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Donna. Leo has never been right
about anything in his life.
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Except for the fact
that you're into Randy.
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What are you talking about?
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Hiii Randy, I like music,
do you like music toooooo?
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Shut up.
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Look at my butt! I made
it just for youououuu!
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You are so far off!
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Come in man, you're in
the store more then I am!
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You giggle at
everything he says.
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You guys are like a
bad Carpenter song.
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You're like any
Carpenter song!
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Okay. Fine. Maybe I
like him a little bit.
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But if you tell anyone I
will freakin' kick your ass.
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You bitch!
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So Leo, you're single again.
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You gonna be ok?
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Yeah. I've already got
my eye on somebody better.
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Excuse me.
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Hey.
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Come here often?
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Join us tomorrow as
we examine the pain
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suffered from al local family
from religious prejudice.
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And Sparky, the water-skiing
squirrel will be here too!
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Until then: What's
Up, Wisconsin!
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Oh, Ms. St. George,
that was a great show.
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Thank you.
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Oh I would love for you to
meet one of your biggest fans.
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This is Kitty Forman...
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- Hello.
- Christine.
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Ohhh it is such an
honor to meet you.
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You look so much
taller in person.
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Of course we only have
a nineteen inch TV-set.
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Okayyy.
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I also brought
you some brownies.
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Oh isn't that
wonderful of her.
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You know Jackie, I was
thinking that on tomorrow's show
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you and I might
make these brownies.
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You know, you'd stir the eggs and
I'd come up with some funny yolks.
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A cooking segment?!
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Oh that is just... that is
just... just my dream come true!
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For you...
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Oh... Ms. St. George, I
have to tell you something.
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I didn't bake the
brownies, Kitty did.
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Who's Kitty, dear?
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- Uhm... that's me.
- Oh. Well,
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good for you.
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Would you uh give me just
a moment with my assistant?
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Oh of course. Would it be okay if I
just sat in your chair for a minute?
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Oh sure. My fake
casa is you fake casa!
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Okay Ms. St. George,
I'm really sorry.
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No.
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What you showed me just now, proves that
you are a sweet, honest, young woman.
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And that CRAP will get you
nowhere in show business!
325
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So what? Am I supposed to lie and cheat
and take credit for other people's work?
326
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That's how I paid
for my Mercedes.
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You can't be
afraid to be tough.
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Oh I'm tough. I'm
very very tough.
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People always say
what a bitch I am!
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Well, for your sake,
I hope they're right!
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Now please, get this
crazy lady off my set.
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Coming up next...
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A potato chip that looks
like Henry Kissinger...
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See if you can find that potato
chip. It sounds fascinating.
335
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Before we bring up
the tap-dancing parrot,
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I have a correction to
make from yesterday's show.
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RED! She's gonna say me name! Are you taping
it? Do you know how to use the machine?!
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YES... I know how to
use the machine...
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Those brownies I so enjoyed were
made by the talented and lovely
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Kitty Forshack.
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FORSHACK?
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No no that doesn't
sound rig... ahh... Forman!
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Kathy Forman.