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Thank you. Enjoy your Anne Murray,
though I don't see how that's possible.
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- Hello, Steven!
- Hey, man! Hey, Leo, this is my dad, WB.
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Wow! Now I've seen everything.
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You're surprised
he's black, huh?
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No. His fly is open, man.
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Whoa. Look at all these kids.
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Pretty busy
for a Tuesday morning.
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Yeah, it's kind of a fire sale.
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We put stuff on sale and then I go down
to the high school and pull the fire alarm.
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If the store keeps doing okay, there
might be a nice bonus in your future.
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Or as I like to call it,
retroactive child support.
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Hey, who's pretty boy?
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Oh, hey. I'm Randy. But I
really wouldn't call me pretty.
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I'm more like sultry,
angular yet soft.
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Really anything that would
describe Faye Dunaway.
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So Steven, what are you and
Faye Dunaway doing this weekend?
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Oh, well, the Point Place Youth
Club's doing a big trash cleanup,
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so we were gonna go down there
and throw cans at them.
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Check these out.
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Front row tickets
to Eric Clapton in Chicago?
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That's the coolest thing
anyone has ever done for me.
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What, show you a couple of
concert tickets? You're not going.
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So listen, I stopped by to see if
you wanted to house-sit for me.
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You know, bring in the mail, water
the plants, feed my dog, whitey.
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Your dog's name is Whitey?
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No, I was talking to you.
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Yeah. I guess I can
do that. Wow, man.
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Staying at my dad's house. Be
like the childhood I never had.
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And I won't be there. Just
like the childhood you did have.
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Mrs. Forman?
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I need to talk to you.
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I'm really sorry that Randy
and I were kissing in Eric's room.
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It was inappropriate.
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Oh, actually, honey, I'm surprised
you even had time to apologize.
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I thought you'd be up there
making out with the rest of Wisconsin.
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What the hell are you doing
showing affection
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outside of your
own homes, anyway?
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Kitty and I, we never
kiss or hug in public.
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Far as the rest of the world is
concerned, we're complete strangers.
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I didn't mean to offend you. You've
always been like a mother to me.
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Like remember when you made me
hot cocoa when my parents got snowed in
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at that swingers' club?
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Oh, Donna, I'm not gonna let one
little incident ruin a lifelong friendship.
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Oh, hey, look, Red,
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this egg is kind of shaped
like Randy's head.
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And now it's trash,
just like Donna!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Oh, this pineapple
reminds me of Donna.
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It's a little tart.
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Hey. Don't call my daughter
names. You can call me names.
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But I really wish you wouldn't.
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Well, I just... I don't know
what she sees in Randy.
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He's so charming and friendly and
always willing to lend a helping hand.
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What a jackass.
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I like him. He calls me Mr. P.
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How did he come
up with that one?
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Kitty, if Donna's gonna date
anyone, why not him?
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I mean, he's bright, he's good
with tools and most important,
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he has never once tried to
teach me the ways of the Jedi.
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Wait a minute.
You like Randy too?
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Well, I'm just saying, I don't hate
him as much as I hate most people.
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Well, you have said a lot of
hurtful things, but this is the worst!
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Kitty!
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She's crazy.
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This pineapple is delicious.
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See? Now, this is
the kind of house I want.
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And I know that if I work hard enough,
I can find a sucker to buy it for me.
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Damn, this place is clean,
man. Sure no woman lives here?
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Steven, please, I don't need a woman
living here to keep a clean house.
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I have a maid.
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And she's a white girl.
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And then Mrs. Forman said
you looked like an egg
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and threw your
broken head in the trash.
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Well, I don't take
it too personally
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'cause I've noticed something about
Mrs. Forman. She's a whackadoo.
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Oh, cool!
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Peter Frampton gave
you a signed guitar!
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Hey, you know what?
I have a handful of his hair.
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And one of them has a little
piece of skin on the end of it.
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Yeah. She keeps it next
to Leif Garrett's used Q-tip.
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Hey, I had to kiss a roadie
named Larry for that one.
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Well, there's the kitchen, there's
the living room and there's the bar.
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Don't touch anything.
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Don't worry, man. I'll treat this
place like I broke into it myself.
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Hey, guys, the toilet seat
in there is heated.
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It felt so good on my face.
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Man. Watching your Dad's place
is a big responsibility.
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And I just know the 500
strangers we invite to the party
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are gonna give it
the respect it deserves.
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No way, man. WB is trusting
me. I'm not trashing his house.
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But that's the beauty of our
plan. We will trash it for you.
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Oh, Hyde doesn't want
to disappoint his daddy.
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"I'm Hyde, and I love my Dad
and he loves me
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"and we're making up for lost time
and..." Actually that's kind of touching.
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Come on, Hyde, don't you ever
want to find out
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if 500 people can
fit in that pool?
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No! All right? I'm not letting you
guys talk me into having a party.
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I'm not doing
something that stupid.
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Look, everybody!
I'm dancing like a chicken!
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Ever since I said I like Randy,
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Kitty's been stomping around,
making life miserable for me.
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I can't describe how
bad it is over there.
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Well, made you wanna come over
and hang out with me.
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That's the perfect way
to describe it!
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I'm glad you came. Taste this.
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Hmm. That tastes pretty good.
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That's 'cause it's made
with five different cheeses.
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What's it called?
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Five different cheeses.
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Oh, save room for cheesecake.
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God, this place looks great. WB
will never know we had a party.
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You missed
something behind the couch.
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Drive safe!
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You know, all this cleaning
is actually kind of satisfying.
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You know,
I bet my maid is thrilled
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she is not a doctor
in her country any more.
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Well, I cleaned all the dirty
limerick off the wall.
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I don't know where this Nantucket
place is, but the men there are disgusting.
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Man, I should not have thrown
a party here.
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It's weird, but I feel kind of guilty.
I've never felt guilty before in my life!
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Not even when the judge said,
"You're guilty."
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You think that's weird? I never took
my pants off, but my undies are gone.
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You're not gonna believe this,
but I think I'm wearing them.
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Hey! What the hell is the
guitar doing on the floor?
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Oh, uh, yeah.
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You took it down to whack
all the women in the butt with it.
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Hmm-hmm, you called it
Hyde's Spank-O-Matic.
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Well, looks all right.
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What are you talking about?
It's broken into pieces.
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Okay, we should probably say
good night here,
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because if my Dad sees us
kissing, he'll yell, "Whoo-hoo!"
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Oh, look at this.
Donna and Randy kissing!
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Whoo-hoo.
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Well, I guess I shouldn't get too upset
because, after all, it's none of my business
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what two people do in the
privacy of my own driveway.
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Mrs. Forman, I'm sorry you're
uncomfortable, but for the last time,
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Eric broke up with me!
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I don't care. You should still
be waiting for him!
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When Red went to war,
I waited for him
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and I had more men
coming after me than Hitler.
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That's different. Eric chose to go to
Africa and he chose to break up with me.
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Well, maybe he wouldn't have
left if you were a better girlfriend.
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Well, maybe if you hadn't been
so smothering and controlling,
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he wouldn't have gone halfway across
the world just to get away from you!
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Hey! That eggshell
does look like me.
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Hey, handsome.
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Come on, Red, do one more.
What am I now?
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A deer.
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Nope, a rhinoceros.
What am I know?
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A moron.
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Wrong again, I'm a deer!
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Mr. Forman, your wife just saw me
and Randy kissing in the driveway.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Then she yelled at us, so I
told her she was a bad mother
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and that Eric moved away
to Africa to get away from her.
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- Now she's really mad at me.
- Well, of course
she's mad at you, Donna!
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You can't just go around
telling people the truth!
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Why the hell
didn't you stop them?
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Because the last time
I got between two women,
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well, that actually
worked out really well.
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Well, thanks, Donna.
Now you've made it worse.
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I have to go and fix this now.
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Because if I have to stay here
another day with your dad,
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I'm gonna end up killing myself.
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No offense.
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How was that no offense?
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You should have
just said, "Offense."
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Fine. Offense.
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Okay, go. But you're gonna miss out what
I'm making for dinner. Five different meats.
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This thing is
completely destroyed.
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Yeah. You know what else
happened at the party?
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A guy grabbed my butt and his
girlfriend got really mad at him.
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Yeah, I think they broke up.
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I had a great time!
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I'm screwed, man!
WB is in the music industry.
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They can kill anyone and
make it look like an accident.
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They did it to Mama Cass.
They did it to Hendrix.
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They even took out Buddy Holly
to get to the Big Bopper!
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Oh, Hyde, you're such a baby.
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"Oh, I'm Hyde and I just lost the
trust of the father I just met and..."
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Oh, here comes
the waterworks again.
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So, I hear you and Donna
had quite the flare-up.
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You wanna tell me what happened?
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Well, your guess
is as good as mine.
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I saw Donna and
Randy in the driveway,
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I politely said, "Good day,"
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and out of nowhere
she just bit my head off.
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- Completely unprovoked?
- Completely.
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- So just like
all of our fights?
- Exactly.
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Yeah, well, look, Kitty, what
happened with Eric and Donna is normal.
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People... People move away.
They move on.
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Just like you did when I went off to
war and you dated Roger Silverman.
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You knew about that?
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Yeah, well, you guys probably shouldn't
have gone on American Bandstand.
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Well,
my situation was different.
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You were overseas.
I had to keep my options open.
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Donna's a whore.
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What do you
think, man? Can you fix it?
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I don't know, man. You kind
of caught me at a bad time.
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Right in
the middle of Hawaii Five-O.
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Leo, there's no TV in here.
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That doesn't change
the fact that it's on.
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Look, man, I actually
really need your help.
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Okay, I can fix this, man. But I
just need to do one thing to prepare.
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Okay, here we go. Gloves.
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Knife.
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Napkin.
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Can't fix a guitar
on an empty stomach.
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Oh, hi, Donna.
I didn't recognize you
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without six feet of strange
boy attached to your face.
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Mrs. Forman, about what
happened in the driveway,
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we both said some things
we probably didn't mean.
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I didn't.
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Well, I'm just saying, you
know, we both got emotional
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and we said some things
we might want to take back.
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Can't think of anything.
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You do admit that you were
in the driveway, right?
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I don't know. Looked
more like a brothel to me.
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Mrs. Forman, please.
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I just came over
here to tell you that
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this whole thing with Randy,
it was all a huge mistake.
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Oh, Donna, I am so
happy to hear you say that!
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- So are you and I okay?
- Of course we are!
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Oh, I never really saw you with
Randy anyway. He is awful handsome.
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Oh.
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No. We're still together, it's just that
we won't kiss in front of you any more.
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And for the record,
I could get any guy I want.
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I am damn hot. You should
hear the disgusting things
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construction workers say
they want to do to me.
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Oh, come on, Donna. You
don't belong with Randy anyway.
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And just wait,
when Eric gets home...
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Mrs. Forman, listen to me!
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When Eric comes back, we
are not getting back together.
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So you need to get over it.
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How am I supposed to get over
Eric running off to Africa?
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He was supposed to stay here,
marry you and give Red and me
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three wonderful grandchildren
named Ronald, Rose and Kitty Junior.
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Only everyone will call her
Kitkat, so it doesn't get confusing.
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Oh, my God. So you're not
mad at me, you're mad at Eric.
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Of course I'm mad at Eric.
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It just... It wasn't supposed
to turn out this way.
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Mrs. Forman,
I'll always care about Eric.
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But it's over.
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I know.
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So... Kitty Junior?
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Or Kitty the Second.
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Whichever you prefer,
it's your child.
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There you go,
the guitar is all fixed.
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Leo, I could kiss you, man.
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Okay, but that's as
far as you're gonna get.
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Hey, where's my kiss? I'm the
one who wiped off all the graffiti.
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What?
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Yeah, some jerk named Peter
Frampton wrote his name on it.
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Fez, you moron! This is
Peter Frampton's guitar!
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- Who?
- Peter Frampton!
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The talentless idiot that a million
brainless teenage girls made a star.
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I love Peter Frampton!
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A million and one.
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Oh, my God, my dad's here.
What am I gonna do?
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Don't worry. I'll take care of him
with this. Lights out, you son of a bitch.
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You know what?
I'll just sign it myself.
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I've written Frampton's name
on plenty of things.
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I'll just leave
off the "sucks" part.
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Hey, there, Steven!
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- Hey, man, how was Clapton?
- Great. Hey, got you a t-shirt.
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Oh. "I love Chicago."
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Yeah, I didn't remember
till I got to the airport.
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Wow, look at this place.
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You know, I was thinking about
giving you a nice cash bonus,
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- but now I don't
think I'm gonna.
- You're not?
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Nope. Check this out.
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Eric Clapton signed this guitar.
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Oh, my God, I love Clapton.
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Me too! That's why I'm
giving you the Peter Frampton.
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Actually, you know, I mean,
the store is doing great,
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you took care of the house,
so here.
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- You're giving me
the Clapton guitar?
- Yep, you deserve it.
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Uh, yeah. WB, I got something
kind of bad to tell you.
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Well, actually it's
kind of funny too.
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No, it's mostly bad.
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You know,
I'd say 50/50 funny, bad.
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I threw the most freaking awesome
party here last night and, uh, well...
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We broke your Frampton guitar.
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What's the funny part?
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Oh, you see, I was hoping
that was the funny part,
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'cause I put
the "ha ha" in there.
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It made me laugh!
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So while I was away,
you disobeyed my wishes,
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used my house for a party
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and broke something that
was extremely valuable to me?
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I have a son!
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- You're not mad?
- Nah, 'course not.
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Do I still get
the Clapton guitar?
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Oh, hell no. I can't
trust you worth a damn.
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I have
a confession to make, too.
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I broke your toilet seat
trying to re-heat some pizza.
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Yeah, and I peed in your pool.
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Leo, you weren't even
at the party.
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I know. That's why
I peed in his pool.
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Okay, towel.
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Suction.
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Oh, we're losing him!
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Time of death, 8:29.
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Murderer!
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